I've been meeting a lot of chicks lately but haven't been able to seal the deal. Basically either making out or some serious bumping and grinding on the dance floor, but none are interested in the one nighter. So I thought I'll check out the strip club and see whats good. It was dark as fuck in there, and some skinny chick with fake tits gave me a fucking serious dry/humping lap dance/hand job. I stayed around for a little bit longer then I went and checked out the new skate park in Seattle.
Sorry not puss, but pussy.