Freshman year I was in health class chilling out and relaxing with my bros. I thought it would be funny to put my index in middle finger through my fly. So I showed it to some kids and at first glance they all thought it was my dick, each freaking out at first then laughing when they came to the realization that it wasn't. So at this point I'm hyped at these reactions, so I decide to just leave my two fingers through my fly like I have a major bonzor. So other kids start freaking out and out of no where the teacher shows up in the front of the class through an exit that is never used so she's facing me (I'm sitting in the first row.) Stunned at the sight, that she thinks I am openly displaying my boner, she shreaks. This starts a chain reaction of girls and kids on the other side of the class looking over towards me also thinking my cock is just out. At this point the teacher (a huge feminist) shouts at the top of her lungs, "zip up and get out of my classroom this instant. Go to my office"
So I walk to her office laughing to myself, I mean I thought it wasn't a big deal, I merely had my fingers out. So I'm chilling in her office laughing my ass of and texting some homies about what to do later that night. At this point, she barells into the room, sights in her chair and slams her two fists down at her desk facing towards me. She's figured out by now that I didn't have my dick out and just my fingers, but she's still pissed as fuck. She goes as far as to say I might have scared girls in my class mentally and how my act was defacing the integrity of everyone in her class and making a mockery of her. I start talking my way out of it and calming her down, but after my speech she demands that I tell the dean of discipline what I've done.
This was when it got awkward as fuck, explaining that I had the intention of tricking others that I was exposing myself in hopes of laughs. I ended up getting one day in school suspension, because I talked my way out of shit. At first they wanted to expel me, but I gave them some bullshit about how I was lashing out because I felt inadequate because I didn't start the last soccer game. All in all completely worth it. My parents thought it was hilarious.
Another awkward situation was when I was at overnight camp going into 8th grade. It was the night of the dance and all the ladies in my age group were dressed to impress. So I was fucking pysched grinding it up on the dance flooor and macing bitches. So anyways this one bitch starts coming onto me real strong and she pulls me against a wall and we start grinding front to front. Then, we start making out and I'm coping a feel of her tits and I'm fucking pysched as hell. So I start unbuttoning her jeans and try to go in to the two finger tango, note this is a dance. Once I try for it I get the boot from some European councaler who can hardly speak english. Whatever, I'm over it no big deal. Still fucking pysched as hell I walk to the bathroom to take a leak. Only problem is I have a fucking raging boner that my 13 year old self can just not make go away. I try pissing in the urinal but I physically cannot contain my boner. So at this point i back up like 7 feet and go for the long distance pee. It's somewhat working, but I'm just hastily pissing all over everything and not hitting the urinal. So while I'm in the process of doing this the councaler who kicked me out of the dance waltzes into the bathroom and there I am in the middle of the bathroom, raging boner, pissing all over a 5 ft perimeter of the urinal. He just stands there speechless and then just starts shouting at me. I have no idea what to do so I finish, pull me pants up and run out back to the cabin full boner and wait for my homies to come back so I can tell them up the night's triumphs. The next day was the last day and the very same European guy was assigned to help me take my trunk and shit to my parent's car.