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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2024, 11:11:44 PM »
Comforting to know that whichever costume his chill girl puts him in, he’s still gonna be throwing the horns up, regardless.
Shine on tiny, balding diamond.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2024, 01:17:02 AM »
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Omg omg he looks like a movie star
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Rockstar. He’s a MFing rockstar!

Honesty I don’t get the hate. Yeah he might be cringe but so are 50% of pros.
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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2024, 11:02:25 AM »
Puma ???

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2024, 12:05:08 PM »
What was the story again behind him getting stabbed recently?

There’s a story about him pulling out a gun on another Colombian skater over tricks or skate beef. I don’t know the details.

It was only up in someone's else's stories but those two details (stabbed, pulled that thang) were the two main takeaways. He posted a story later that day in the same fit and he seemed fine. He got through it because his Malocchio meter stays maxed out.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2024, 02:06:44 PM »
Shine on tiny, balding diamond.

I'm glad I made this thread.

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2024, 02:26:51 PM »
This is exciting.  I didn't know his hair ego left the party.  Keep this updated.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2024, 04:38:00 PM »
Someone take that bottom right pic and throw him in the Mystery ad please

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2024, 05:28:30 PM »
Cons:
The Energy Drink Vibes

Pros:
Shred meter going up with that six string
Psychotic skating that will likely age well
Skates on a team with Tom Penny & Arto Saari
(That shit is sick from any era of those dudes)

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2024, 07:16:12 PM »
damn tanger outlets sponsoring sk8rs now

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2024, 01:21:12 AM »
I believe that is not physically/mentally possible for him to have a photo without throwing horns and sticking is tongue out.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2024, 01:52:33 AM »
Gotta get David back in Street League!

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2024, 02:30:18 AM »
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There’s a story about him pulling out a gun on another Colombian skater over tricks or skate beef. I don’t know the details.
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"I'm the only one in this town that can do no comply tre flips! Understand?!"

We haven't seen any #gonzvibes thirst traps in awhile, maybe he found a chill girl who shaved his hair like Samson and Delilah
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Indeed, it seems he did

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did Greg Lutzka give him hand me downs from 10 years ago? fuk goin on

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2024, 04:20:16 AM »
I get it, he's a metalhead and "hair" is a pretty sensitive topic for those dudes because long hair often is part of that "look".

But David is not a bad looking guy  and could easily rock a bic'ed look.
It would certainly look better than those weird hats he's wearing.


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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2024, 05:18:54 AM »
homie looks like neymar

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2024, 05:26:13 AM »
Now that's Doin' It!

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2024, 05:28:48 AM »
Cons:
The Energy Drink Vibes

Pros:
Shred meter going up with that six string
Psychotic skating that will likely age well
Skates on a team with Tom Penny & Arto Saari
(That shit is sick from any era of those dudes)

I think Daveed and Joslin are probably the only 2 guys that actually drink the energy drinks and not the branded cans of water
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2024, 05:40:13 AM »
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Cons:
The Energy Drink Vibes

Pros:
Shred meter going up with that six string
Psychotic skating that will likely age well
Skates on a team with Tom Penny & Arto Saari
(That shit is sick from any era of those dudes)
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I think Daveed and Joslin are probably the only 2 guys that actually drink the energy drinks and not the branded cans of water
Yeah, but, Joslin takes such dainty sips of his rockstar in his IG clips. I wish he was on Monster. Monster tastes way better. Had a rockstar once IN Vegas (cause that’s the rockstar life) and it tasted like shit.

But if he’s gonna be on Rockstar, he needs to bottom-up chug those cans, because that is how you’re supposed to drink them.

Also, Daveed I can see on some Cariumas.
I’m not letting my YouTube algorithm anywhere near that video.

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #47 on: May 09, 2024, 05:51:17 AM »
Is there any intel on exactly how bald he now is?

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2024, 06:03:48 AM »
David "Gonzo" Gonzalez

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2024, 06:42:19 AM »
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There’s a story about him pulling out a gun on another Colombian skater over tricks or skate beef. I don’t know the details.
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"I'm the only one in this town that can do no comply tre flips! Understand?!"

We haven't seen any #gonzvibes thirst traps in awhile, maybe he found a chill girl who shaved his hair like Samson and Delilah
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Indeed, it seems he did

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did Greg Lutzka give him hand me downs from 10 years ago? fuk goin on
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Is this the same chick he was going out with that he bought the fake bumbos for??
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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 09, 2024, 07:23:58 AM »
damn tanger outlets sponsoring sk8rs now

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2024, 07:48:04 AM »
Dude rips. Those flip graphics are bad. Flip always had bad graphics. The mushroom ain’t even the one people eat. They got the one Santa eats and piss in your mouth you little wookie

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2024, 05:18:42 PM »
Looks like he’s riding for puma Colombia. Stoked he’s not riding for ruma.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7Ae_F1M77l/?igsh=bzRnZ2wzdTM5aXZl

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2024, 05:45:08 PM »
He's a used condom come to life

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2024, 06:10:21 PM »
Looks like he’s riding for puma Colombia. Stoked he’s not riding for ruma.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7Ae_F1M77l/?igsh=bzRnZ2wzdTM5aXZl

Those shoes look pretty good on him, way better than the blazers he was tying way too tight
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2024, 06:39:19 PM »
Comforting to know that whichever costume his chill girl puts him in, he’s still gonna be throwing the horns up, regardless.
Shine on tiny, balding diamond.

I'm convinced his hands and tongue are permanently stuck in that position per his Rockstar contract
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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2024, 11:48:04 PM »
From not wanting a retirement home to looking like a Puma floor mannequin. Guess he was for sale.


Welcome to the OC bitch! This is how it’s done in Orange County.

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2024, 04:46:03 AM »
That’s the craziest switch up possible. Motley Crue to MGK. NBD
From Hesh to Fresh is a NBD

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2024, 05:13:00 AM »
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That’s the craziest switch up possible. Motley Crue to MGK. NBD
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From Hesh to Fresh is a NBD

Is it though?

-Elijah "What's my image again" Berle went from Duffel duplicate to...well maybe not explicitly fresh but it's certainly not hesh, but it reads as fresh more than it does hesh.

-Boulala went from full hesh pirate to a more fashionista/ hipster fresh these days.

-Greco has gone both ways, multiple times.


Maybe not the best examples but Daveed ain't the first hesher to go fresh.

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Re: David Gonzalez #gonzvibes Thread
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2024, 05:42:07 AM »
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That’s the craziest switch up possible. Motley Crue to MGK. NBD
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From Hesh to Fresh is a NBD

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