*Man walks into food establishment*
Man: Yes, I'd like to get a burger and a drink.
Neen: We've been expecting you. That will be $7.32.
Man: Alright.... uh... do I swipe or....
Neen: It reads the chip.
Man: Okay cool.
Neen: Your order will be right up.
Man: Alright great, I'm going to stand over there and pretend to read my receipt so I don't have to make eye contact with people.
---10 minutes later---
Neen: Here you go, thanks for stopping in!
Man: Hey, wait... the drink is here but the bag is empty.
Neen: Well yes, but no. You see, these are conceptual burgers. You just have to like, REALLY think about a burger. You know what I mean? Have you ever seen the movie "Hook"?
Man: *sighs*
Man: I'm not getting my money back am I?
Neen: *Looks at the camera*
Neen: NOT A DAMN CHANCE!
Man: God dammit