Jenkem: Where did the money go Matt?
Matt: Look, after my sun salutations, a bird landed on my shoulder, told me a grateful dead cover band was playing in sedona, so i hitchhiked into town, and guess what? no cover band, what could this have all meant. i found an old tab of lsd in my pocket, ate it, and realized money, skating, and the slap forum were all meaningless. i climbed to the highest peak, set fire to all remaining magic scarfs and have been in meditation ever since.
Jenkem: so you went broke paying for hot yoga instruction?
Matt: basically.