Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant

[backside_reacharound]

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Quite a heavy response Lurper that pulled on my emotional strings. Honestly believe Bam benefits greatly from reading your analysis then grasps the clean hand to pull him out of the mud

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I doubt bam reads threads about what he did in a Thai restaurant, he was there after all, and anything he forgot will be covered at his arraignment.

He might, however let curiosity get the best of him when seeing a thread like “Jackass; where are they now?”  If you want Bam to read your post, I’d suggest thinking about making over in that thread, not that it needs anymore posts, it’s fairly active.

I want to throw my vote behind: create a new bam topic whenever the fuck you want, and don't listen to any moron telling you to keep all bam talk on a single thread....

[ok boomer]

Kinda wish the title of this thread was just “Bam wears cape”

[Newphone]

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Quite a heavy response Lurper that pulled on my emotional strings. Honestly believe Bam benefits greatly from reading your analysis then grasps the clean hand to pull him out of the mud

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I doubt bam reads threads about what he did in a Thai restaurant, he was there after all, and anything he forgot will be covered at his arraignment.

He might, however let curiosity get the best of him when seeing a thread like “Jackass; where are they now?”  If you want Bam to read your post, I’d suggest thinking about making over in that thread, not that it needs anymore posts, it’s fairly active.

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I want to throw my vote behind: create a new bam topic whenever the fuck you want, and don't listen to any moron telling you to keep all bam talk on a single thread....

And when you track mud all over this forum who’s gonna clean that up? 

Think of the other thread as a mud room, you don’t have to take your posts off and store them in there when they’re muddy, but it would be polite.

[rawr1922]

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Quite a heavy response Lurper that pulled on my emotional strings. Honestly believe Bam benefits greatly from reading your analysis then grasps the clean hand to pull him out of the mud

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I doubt bam reads threads about what he did in a Thai restaurant, he was there after all, and anything he forgot will be covered at his arraignment.

He might, however let curiosity get the best of him when seeing a thread like “Jackass; where are they now?”  If you want Bam to read your post, I’d suggest thinking about making over in that thread, not that it needs anymore posts, it’s fairly active.

You are overly ambitious plus arrogant to think your thread fills the void after the historic Bam thread deleted. In the process you sacrificed your own integrity by recently changing thread title mentioning Bam. You now have wet dirt on your hands. The Classic Bam thread proved to be the one true reservoir containing the good, bad, & ugly. That wealth of memories lives on through us. Whoever made the image of his SF bridge painting holding a painting of Bam forever lives in my mind 

[Newphone]

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Quite a heavy response Lurper that pulled on my emotional strings. Honestly believe Bam benefits greatly from reading your analysis then grasps the clean hand to pull him out of the mud

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I doubt bam reads threads about what he did in a Thai restaurant, he was there after all, and anything he forgot will be covered at his arraignment.

He might, however let curiosity get the best of him when seeing a thread like “Jackass; where are they now?”  If you want Bam to read your post, I’d suggest thinking about making over in that thread, not that it needs anymore posts, it’s fairly active.

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You are overly ambitious plus arrogant to think your thread fills the void after the historic Bam thread deleted. In the process you sacrificed your own integrity by recently changing thread title mentioning Bam. You now have wet dirt on your hands. The Classic Bam thread proved to be the one true reservoir containing the good, bad, & ugly. That wealth of memories lives on through us. Whoever made the image of his SF bridge painting holding a painting of Bam forever lives in my mind

Pretty sure the thread always said “featuring bam Margera”, but I’ve been meetings with the infographic team for that thread for the past few hours so the change could have been made by the quality control team or legal without me knowing. 

We’re looking for interns for a new project we have in the works “jackass; how did we get here? (Featuring bam Margera)” if you feel passionately about preserving some of what was lost in the old thread.  Be on the the lookout for that and as always thanks for your interest and support!

[Lou Strux]

Thread-Wars ‘23: the muddy edition is really starting to heat up.
Hot mud!

[dannyprovolone]

lmao piss drinker guy really wants credit for the bam thread

[Paco Supreme]

lmao baby dick piss drinker guy really wants credit for the bam thread

[SatanicPanic]

Bam is a piece of shit and for his son’s sake I hope he is around his dad as little as possible. I resent that we’re still hearing about a mediocre 90s pro who is only famous for antics that appeal to 11 year olds. Fuck Bam.

[Wienerboy]

Bam is a piece of shit and for his son’s sake I hope he is around his dad as little as possible. I resent that we’re still hearing about a mediocre 90s pro who is only famous for antics that appeal to 11 year olds. Fuck Bam.

Thank you! Well said

[GrayCellGreen]

[turbo 2.0]

you think Bam has been drunkenly sobbing the lyrics to She Hates Me? My money’s on yes

[boogs]

lmao piss drinker guy really wants credit for the bam thread

I’ve never seen someone so hungry for replies before, it’s really quite pathetic in a muddy sort of way

[SneakySecrets]

@Newphone Chill out dude, everyone knows about the other thread.  It’s not that big of a deal.

[GardenSkater77]

Can you post this in the thread I started about songs Bill Strobeck is likely to use in a skate video? I started a thread about cheesy Gen X alt rock and that is where something like this should go. Thanks.

[GAY]

I'm picturing Newphone trying to keep up with all of the Bam threads like Lucy and Ethyl trying to keep up with the conveyer belt when they got a job working for a chocolatier.

[GrayCellGreen]

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Can you post this in the thread I started about songs Bill Strobeck is likely to use in a skate video? I started a thread about cheesy Gen X alt rock and that is where something like this should go. Thanks.

I can do that. It just seemed appropriate here with all the mud talk going on.

[50 Lions]

Bam and his new girlfriend were kicked out of their hotel hours before he rocked up at the Thai restaurant.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/03/bam-margera-kicked-out-hotel-before-arrest/

[augustmoon]

http://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqld9dRAAHt/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I wonder if this violates whatever restraining order they have against him

[Mongo Lloyd]

Bam needs to read “the art of letting go”.

The guy is incapable of getting over shit.

[rawr1922]

http://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqld9dRAAHt/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I wonder if this violates whatever restraining order they have against him

Bam on bare knuckle boxing. Johnny Knoxville is 6’1” while Bam is 5’8”. They both obviously can take a hit. My money on Knoxville due to the reach advantage

[Watson]

Newphone out here trying to sell his Jackass thread like a greasy used care salesman trying to make commission of a crummy lemon to a clueless housewife.

[BL0B]

I'm picturing Newphone trying to keep up with all of the Bam threads like Lucy and Ethyl trying to keep up with the conveyer belt when they got a job working for a chocolatier.

this is also me in the Ham threads butt it's mud, lol.

[KGB]

Man this just keeps getting weirder. Will Bam be caped while he fights Knoxville??? I feel like this is probably actually going to happen, and it’s going to be awesome.

[manysnakes]

Man this just keeps getting weirder. Will Bam be caped while he fights Knoxville??? I feel like this is probably actually going to happen, and it’s going to be awesome.

There is absolutely no chance that Knoxville so much as acknowledges the ramblings of this bipolar drunken drug addict, much less gets in the ring with him.

[leafman4000]

not all heroes wear capes

this hero does

[Newphone]

I'm picturing Newphone trying to keep up with all of the Bam threads like Lucy and Ethyl trying to keep up with the conveyer belt when they got a job working for a chocolatier.

If those were “muds” instead of “chocolates” that’d be about right.

It was an intense few hours trying to micromanage a new Bam thread but I’m throwing in the towel.

I feel like the reception to my grassroots promotion was, shall we say, mixed.  I’m sure it was annoying to some, but we simply didn’t have the budget for a banner at the berrics or a cameo by beebs.  Like the nine club, it turns out threads on slap are not particularly profitable.

If I can offer any advice to anyone thinking of starting a new thread I’d recommend not promising bomb ass infographics, assuming that you’ll learn how to create them at a later point while being able to explain away any delays by blaming your “infographics department”.  It’s a house of cards that destine to fall on you.

[Lou Strux]

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I'm picturing Newphone trying to keep up with all of the Bam threads like Lucy and Ethyl trying to keep up with the conveyer belt when they got a job working for a chocolatier.

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If those were “muds” instead of “chocolates” that’d be about right.

It was an intense few hours trying to micromanage a new Bam thread but I’m throwing in the towel.

I feel like the reception to my grassroots promotion was, shall we say, mixed.  I’m sure it was annoying to some, but we simply didn’t have the budget for a banner at the berrics or a cameo by beebs.  Like the nine club, it turns out threads on slap are not particularly profitable.

If I can offer any advice to anyone thinking of starting a new thread I’d recommend not promising bomb ass infographics, assuming that you’ll learn how to create them at a later point while being able to explain away any delays by blaming your “infographics department”.  It’s a house of cards that destine to fall on you.

The Vegas bookmakers didn’t see THIS coming, that’s for sure!
And just like that, my hopes for a fiery thread war, an Armathreadon as it were, are extinguished like the   glory-bound ambitions of Newphone.

[50 Lions]

Here’s a mirror for the Johnny Knoxville Rant/fight call out. For those who missed it before it was deleted

https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsTalkBam/comments/12b32gp/hes_off_the_rails_my_money_is_on_knoxville_btw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

[KGB]

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Man this just keeps getting weirder. Will Bam be caped while he fights Knoxville??? I feel like this is probably actually going to happen, and it’s going to be awesome.

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There is absolutely no chance that Knoxville so much as acknowledges the ramblings of this bipolar drunken drug addict, much less gets in the ring with him.

But he double dog dared him AND called him a poosey!