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First Skateboarding Congressman
« on: May 17, 2024, 07:32:32 PM »
https://rollcall.com/2023/11/08/capitol-lens-skate-days-a-week/

A few other photos of him are out there taking his board to Congress and riding around the basement and hallways that connect Congress.

The buildings on the House and Senate sides are connected by underground tunnels: Cannon, Longworth, and Rayburn are connected by tunnels; and then Russell, Dirksen, and Hart are connected by tunnels.

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2024, 11:45:39 PM »
Must have sustained a major head injury to join the Republican Party in its current fascist iteration

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2024, 12:01:51 AM »
Let’s see Cogressboi post a kickflip.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2024, 01:43:07 AM »
Probably riding a flop canceled board

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2024, 01:45:52 AM »
Favorite skater? Paul Hart

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2024, 05:38:23 AM »
Looks like a natural.

Can’t comprehend some of these overly vocal MAGA republicans who promote skating as part of their “image”. Between Paul Hart, five-oh Skateshop and now this guy… don’t get it.
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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2024, 06:32:18 AM »
How does being a Republican skateboarder even work? You think that skateboarding should only be done in private skateparks since you love private property so much, and if skaters skate on someone else's property they should be shot and killed with an AR-15? Hellride.

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2024, 06:46:39 AM »
forget this kook, Beto O'Rourke was the first. more importantly dude's not republican, was a computer hacker, skated, and played in punk bands with dudes who formed At the Drive-In

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2024, 06:53:06 AM »
Probably riding a flop canceled board

my dude should fr link up with flip and help solve the migrant problem...


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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2024, 07:21:56 AM »
Thanks, I hate it

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2024, 08:22:29 AM »
I urge you all to write, email, or call your congressman and tell them to stop this immediately.

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2024, 08:31:44 AM »
Must have sustained a major head injury to join the Republican Party in its current fascist iteration

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2024, 10:49:19 AM »
Looks like a natural.

Can’t comprehend some of these overly vocal MAGA republicans who promote skating as part of their “image”. Between Paul Hart, five-oh Skateshop and now this guy… don’t get it.

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2024, 11:00:38 AM »
forget this kook, Beto O'Rourke was the first. more importantly dude's not republican, was a computer hacker, skated, and played in punk bands with dudes who formed At the Drive-In

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2024, 08:35:20 PM »
Ayo
CongrAsss man
Like Kramer
This worse then skateboarding pigs.

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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2024, 10:42:05 PM »
I'm pretty sure Barry Goldwater Jr. used to ride his skateboarding around the halls of congress in the 70s. His father was a horrible horrible person, but his son who also had a political career came much earlier than this kook.

I can't find a photo, but his skateboarding is mentioned here: https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/goldwater-blues-barry-jr-gets-divorced-as-brother-michael-struggles-after-bankruptcy-6662472
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Re: First Skateboarding Congressman
« Reply #16 on: Today at 04:22:12 AM »
MTG was the girl that hung out at the skatepark all day to smoke weed and give bj's behind the miniramp.