First Skateboarding Congressman

[Hick Roward]

https://rollcall.com/2023/11/08/capitol-lens-skate-days-a-week/

A few other photos of him are out there taking his board to Congress and riding around the basement and hallways that connect Congress.

The buildings on the House and Senate sides are connected by underground tunnels: Cannon, Longworth, and Rayburn are connected by tunnels; and then Russell, Dirksen, and Hart are connected by tunnels.

[Lucky_Basek]

Must have sustained a major head injury to join the Republican Party in its current fascist iteration

[Lou Strux]

Let’s see Cogressboi post a kickflip.

[devils acrobat]

Probably riding a flop canceled board

[RoaryMcTwang]

Favorite skater? Paul Hart

[Big Baby Jesus]

Looks like a natural.

Can’t comprehend some of these overly vocal MAGA republicans who promote skating as part of their “image”. Between Paul Hart, five-oh Skateshop and now this guy… don’t get it.

[Big Skatefase]

How does being a Republican skateboarder even work? You think that skateboarding should only be done in private skateparks since you love private property so much, and if skaters skate on someone else's property they should be shot and killed with an AR-15? Hellride.

[zapruder]

forget this kook, Beto O'Rourke was the first. more importantly dude's not republican, was a computer hacker, skated, and played in punk bands with dudes who formed At the Drive-In

[sizzle_chest]

Probably riding a flop canceled board

my dude should fr link up with flip and help solve the migrant problem...

[backside_frontside]

Thanks, I hate it

[Plan9Customs]

I urge you all to write, email, or call your congressman and tell them to stop this immediately.

[Useless_wooden_lurker]

Must have sustained a major head injury to join the Republican Party in its current fascist iteration

"Current?"

[Szechuan]

Looks like a natural.

Can’t comprehend some of these overly vocal MAGA republicans who promote skating as part of their “image”. Between Paul Hart, five-oh Skateshop and now this guy… don’t get it.

Dont forget Dim Tool!

[Yakusoku2]

forget this kook, Beto O'Rourke was the first. more importantly dude's not republican, was a computer hacker, skated, and played in punk bands with dudes who formed At the Drive-In

I love this info!

[Ninj2]

Ayo
CongrAsss man
Like Kramer
This worse then skateboarding pigs.

[TheLurper]

I'm pretty sure Barry Goldwater Jr. used to ride his skateboarding around the halls of congress in the 70s. His father was a horrible horrible person, but his son who also had a political career came much earlier than this kook.

I can't find a photo, but his skateboarding is mentioned here: https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/goldwater-blues-barry-jr-gets-divorced-as-brother-michael-struggles-after-bankruptcy-6662472

[TheDraught]

MTG was the girl that hung out at the skatepark all day to smoke weed and give bj's behind the miniramp. 

[Szechuan]

MTG was the girl that hung out at the skatepark all day to smoke weed and give bj's behind the miniramp.

Lauren Boebert for sure as well! Taking turns and switching out.

[jakeumms]

I'm pretty sure Barry Goldwater Jr. used to ride his skateboarding around the halls of congress in the 70s. His father was a horrible horrible person, but his son who also had a political career came much earlier than this kook.

I can't find a photo, but his skateboarding is mentioned here: https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/goldwater-blues-barry-jr-gets-divorced-as-brother-michael-struggles-after-bankruptcy-6662472

The tone of that article is wild. New Times is an alt weekly and those are universally lefty but it didn't really seem like it from that story. Like lol look how broke these old fucken hasbeens are? Did you know he did rehab for his "affection" for cocaine?

I guess whoever bought the Village Voice bought the New Times the year that article was written. I wonder if they had editorial influence at the New Times and how much that new ownership forced a shift in other free weeklies? Doesn't matter now though as most of them are gone now anyway! Shoutout the v cap homies

[PatrickSkateman]

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forget this kook, Beto O'Rourke was the first. more importantly dude's not republican, was a computer hacker, skated, and played in punk bands with dudes who formed At the Drive-In

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I love this info!

And Hispanic to boot.

[apply today]

dem or rep it doesn't matter. fuck all politicians

[swellbowed]

Was expecting Mikey Taylor to show up when I clicked this thread haha

[Dad Board]

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MTG was the girl that hung out at the skatepark all day to smoke weed and give bj's behind the miniramp.

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Lauren Boebert for sure as well! Taking turns and switching out.

[zapruder]

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forget this kook, Beto O'Rourke was the first. more importantly dude's not republican, was a computer hacker, skated, and played in punk bands with dudes who formed At the Drive-In

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I love this info!

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And Hispanic to boot.

he's from El Paso but I'm pretty sure he's super Irish

[BluffsideTank]

What kinda board is it? I'll go with LE, but wouldn't be surprised if he's repping PE-backed Dwindle and is rocking some shit like a Monarch deck or a zombie enjoi.

[Szechuan]

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MTG was the girl that hung out at the skatepark all day to smoke weed and give bj's behind the miniramp.

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Lauren Boebert for sure as well! Taking turns and switching out.

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Don't forget the Monster for a chaser, and a lame dude thats a suspect 6 years older.

[PatrickSkateman]

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forget this kook, Beto O'Rourke was the first. more importantly dude's not republican, was a computer hacker, skated, and played in punk bands with dudes who formed At the Drive-In

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I love this info!

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And Hispanic to boot.

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he's from El Paso but I'm pretty sure he's super Irish

Oh. That’s disappointing.

Sounds like cultural appropriation.

[h00man]

Me before opening the thread: "Sick a skating Congressman"

Me after opening the thread: "oh nevermind"

[Síota]

I love how op is so daft they think this message board is in  only USA.
Also fuck maga cunts

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

If this guy was a real one, he would cross the street from Rayburn and skate Welfare