15,000 Penises

[tobey]

so i decided to measure my dick tonight because the dick pictures i have been sending out i have been getting some good comments. I always thought i had a small dick because i remember being in high school and taking showers after gym class and if you said you never peaked in the locker room than you are the faggot, and i just remember being super bummed. Well i was 5'8 in high school and now im 6'1 so i thought lets get the ruler out. Now i am typing my size before i see the average results so hopefully these girls aren't lying to me but im 6 inches. Now next time im drunk im going to post a dick picture for one of my moments on tinder

edit: just checked the article and these girls werent lying

[L33Tg33k]

I'm more concerned about my flaccid penis. I can't just go around naked in any situation because my flaccid dick pretty much goes into my body especially if I'm doing something active. The amount of ridicule I would get in a locker room situation would be too much. Completely average when erect though.

[Sarcasm]

I'm white and my dick is massive so I have no problem in the pussy department.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I'm white and my dick is massive so I have no problem in the pussy department.

QFT

[straight]

I'm more concerned about my flaccid penis. I can't just go around naked in any situation because my flaccid dick pretty much goes into my body especially if I'm doing something active. The amount of ridicule I would get in a locker room situation would be too much. Completely average when erect though.

What do you mean your dick goes into your body? Pic?

[paraquat]

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I'm more concerned about my flaccid penis. I can't just go around naked in any situation because my flaccid dick pretty much goes into my body especially if I'm doing something active. The amount of ridicule I would get in a locker room situation would be too much. Completely average when erect though.

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What do you mean your dick goes into your body? Pic?

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

My cock is bigger than average fuck you!

[360 frip]

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http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/new-study-probes-average-penis-size
This one says that they measured from the pubic bone to the tip, which is pretty much they way anyone would measure their dick, unless it's extremely small and you measure from your asshole to the tip just to gain extra length.

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The trick is to measure from someone else's asshole.

-6 inches. Am I doing this right

[summertimebluesdaddy]

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If you have a bend do you measure the inner curve or the outer curve?

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And what of the yaw?

(Length x Diameter + weight/girth)/(Angle of tip)^2

[cuntzilla]

ya but where did they measure from

[abudabi]

now i can listen to that my dick song smugly instead of wondering if i should feel self conscious.

edit: not overly smugly though

[Seamus_McShamebag]

Maybe this thread isn't the best place to air this grievance but maybe it is.

My penis is a prick.  I have noticed that when I walk past a mirror, window or some other reflective surface it always checks itself out.  Even worse, if I wear sweatpants or go jogging in loose shorts I hear it talking mad shit.  Sometimes we'll just be sitting around and it'll start pointing at things and bragging that is bigger without even realising how insecure it sounds.  "Hey you see that apple over there?  I am bigger than it.  At least twice as big."  Shit like that, totally unprovoked.  Then I fire back with "Yeah, but look at that bowling pin, you're way smaller." and it gets all "Pffffffft...it's cold and shit." and I am just like "Whatever, man."

Sometimes my penis is chill but most of the time it's a dick.