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Welcome boards are fucking gay
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:33:42 PM »
Skating a welcome deck tells me a few things:

You have given up skating street
You have given up skating switch
You basically gave up on skateboarding

Ain't nobody learning tricks on those fuck ass shapes, and the influx of kids riding them aren't good. Hipster rainbow graphics doesn't help their cause. Just get a normal board so you don't back yourself into a wall.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2014, 04:35:46 PM »
This user is currently ignored.

i logged in and felt much better.  :)

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2014, 04:37:15 PM »
Tracer is the man hahahahahahaha

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2014, 04:40:13 PM »
Another tracer thread?

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2014, 04:42:52 PM »
A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2014, 04:44:25 PM »

Thread of the year.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2014, 04:54:07 PM »
A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2014, 04:56:27 PM »
It is weird that Welcomes cost more in Quebec though, heard someone else say this too  ???

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2014, 04:59:59 PM »
this thread reveals that tracer skates only to go pro

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2014, 05:03:48 PM »
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A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
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Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever
You go girl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyubEwigfUY&feature=youtu.be

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2014, 05:04:20 PM »
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A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
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Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever

damn, big man Trace ain't playin no more.

straight flexin on these lil shits.

« Last Edit: September 29, 2014, 05:05:54 PM by smokecrack »

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2014, 05:15:59 PM »
another bullshit tracer thread that will some how end up being 5-6 pages...
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2014, 05:21:01 PM »
Tracer rollerblades.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2014, 05:48:26 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2014, 05:49:13 PM »
all this guy does is make threads to get attention

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2014, 05:49:39 PM »
i'll bite...

pretty sure this guy skates welcomes and also pretty sure that's not a park rail


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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2014, 05:50:42 PM »
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A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
[close]
Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever


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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2014, 05:56:26 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2014, 05:59:09 PM »
I am not down with Tracer, or almost everything he says, but i'm also not down with the kooky shaped boards, just ride a regular fucking board.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2014, 06:00:05 PM »
You need to wear rollerblades to play roller hockey. You sir, are a rollerblader. And a bitch.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2014, 06:06:51 PM »
You need to wear rollerblades to play roller hockey. You sir, are a rollerblader. And a bitch.
lol calling hockey players pussies? Hope you got a dental plan homie.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2014, 06:10:58 PM »
No you fucking person. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2014, 06:11:47 PM »
but I ride welcome boards someone help what do I do?!?!

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2014, 06:35:49 PM »
One pair of dickies. Plain white t. Antihero deck. Stat!

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2014, 06:40:19 PM »
I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever
Can this be slaps new 'my grandma is dead'?
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2014, 06:41:02 PM »
I am not down with Tracer, or almost everything he says, but i'm also not down with the kooky shaped boards, just ride a regular fucking board.

you ride a regular board and everyone else will ride what they want.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2014, 07:05:07 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

Ive played plenty of sports. Just not ones that make me a rollerblader.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2014, 07:09:54 PM »
No you fucking person. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.


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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2014, 07:20:20 PM »
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No you fucking person. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2014, 07:21:32 PM »
Forward or defense?