Author Topic: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK  (Read 21203 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Crack Whore

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 388
  • Rep: -16
  • no double on the midnight menu
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2019, 04:12:44 PM »
Yeah i dont understand giving up your guns, ,why give up your shit when a 17 year old kid can buy a shotgun in walmart. What do you do when michael myers is comin through your door? call the cops?


just put a no guns allowed sign in your window, youll be fine.
All you shiteating faggots saying i cant ollie need to shut the fuck up. Of course i can ollie, im just critiquing the brail skateboarding video where the guy says to pop straight up.

jorge

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2180
  • Rep: -99
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2019, 04:53:47 PM »
Kinda can't believe anyone on Slap backs guns.  Nice one Oblow.

talklessSkateMore

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 140
  • Rep: -40
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2019, 05:06:25 PM »
Gun = trump card

Everyone needs an emergency trump card. Otherwise, try and dodge 1k+ fps 1-15+ times in the matter of seconds
it said to learn how to tie for a reason.
This is all structured as a trap.
Tied by those who know the fundamentals.

MOUNTAIN

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 667
  • Rep: 211
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2019, 05:09:17 PM »
I really dont understand this. Just, just dont shoot anyone. You're in control here bud. Keep em locked up until shit hits the fan.

I get it though, you just wanted some sjw content on your instagram. Fuck this guy, fuck Rapaport too
We used to skate on a sculpture by Henry Moore. Good times.

no life

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 222
  • Rep: -31
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2019, 05:14:57 PM »
nra is a terrorist organization

fongool

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 452
  • Rep: 94
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2019, 05:15:39 PM »
he's not a kook for giving up his guns, he's a kook for making a big contrived self-congratulatory performance out of it for social media

the real question is what is a guy like that doing with that many guns to begin with?!
« Last Edit: May 14, 2019, 05:19:05 PM by fongool »

Dorje Drolo

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 362
  • Rep: -56
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2019, 05:18:47 PM »
Live and let live. Especially when they aren't hurting anyone and trying to make a difference.

brettpancake

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
  • Rep: 2
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2019, 05:20:39 PM »
As a person who lives outside of the United States it baffles me that someone like Mark Oblow owns a big fuck off desert eagle gun like that.

Get the strap

  • Guest
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2019, 05:23:09 PM »
Man, more than ever is the skate community obsessed with being cool, gross as fuck. Ride your fucking boards and mind your own goddamn business. I vaguely remember some cities offer a reward for turning in your guns, or something like that. Is this is what's going on? I don't care that much, but I bet that's what's happening. Guns x sexism, OP is a kook boy.

Ishaboi

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 154
  • Rep: -1
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2019, 05:24:38 PM »
he's not a kook for giving up his guns, he's a kook for making a big contrived self-congratulatory performance out of it for social media

no life

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 222
  • Rep: -31
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2019, 05:30:02 PM »
Live and let live. Especially when they aren't hurting anyone and trying to make a difference.
lol how can u say some trite statement like that and then follow it up with a stipulation?

get that passive shite outta here

chipped tail

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1165
  • Rep: -42
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2019, 05:32:16 PM »
I really dont understand this. Just, just dont shoot anyone. You're in control here bud. Keep em locked up until shit hits the fan.

I get it though, you just wanted some sjw content on your instagram. Fuck this guy, fuck Rapaport too
If you can afford that steel you can afford a sick gun safe. lock those puppys up and pray you never need to pull them out. If he is sane, and isnt gonna shoot anyone, then he didnt actually change shit for anyone by giving the guns away.

homegrown83

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 364
  • Rep: -83
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2019, 05:36:55 PM »
I don't think he is a kook for giving up his guns but I do think the notion of him giving them up to save childrens' lives is silly.

rusty knees

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 378
  • Rep: -10
  • I had a photo in SLAP
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2019, 05:38:56 PM »
I'm willing to bet he kept one

DirtyBurger

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1182
  • Rep: 116
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2019, 05:41:15 PM »
I have no opinions on guns or gun ownership, but those glasses are really fucking annoying.

disintegration

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 820
  • Rep: -114
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2019, 05:42:40 PM »
Doing it for attention is kooky? I guess? I don't know. He is a kook though.

It's not for attention, It's to try and motivate other people to do it.

disintegration

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 820
  • Rep: -114
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2019, 05:45:44 PM »
Jesus fucking christ America,

Kooking someone because they don’t want to keep guns because ‘in case something happens’?

So every non-gun owner is a kook?

The US is a culture of kook, especially the religious fervor about guns ownership.

You had a revolution once 240 years ago, and then tried to protect slavery by going to war, and you want keep using that as an excuse to keep deadly firearms available for every fucking nut job?

You have allowed guns to become a unique piece of fanatical American religion, and now have to deal with the terrible senseless violence that keeps happening, be it toddlers shooting each other with their parents’ unlocked firearms to crime to school shootings.

 And you are so blinded by your worship that the only answer you can keep mumbling to yourselves is ‘MOAR GUNZ’.

The US is a culture of death, kooks.

I hear you brother. Americans can't quite grasp that if everyone gave up their stupid guns there would be no gun violence. MURICA.

WobbleHeadBob

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 804
  • Rep: 80
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2019, 05:54:09 PM »
its fucked that a perosn thinkss they need that may guns in there home. its fucked a person thinks they need A gun in there home.
America is such a messed up place, all you guys defending gun ownership and thinkin hes dumb fro getting rid of his prove that a America is fucked.

its crazy you can go to walmart and get a deth machine.

I genuienly dont even know how you;d go about getting a gun up here in Scotland. you need a licence to carrya knife if it slonger than 3 inches here. its sick.
 I send my kid to school every day and genuinely feel like he's pretty safe.
 you cant put a price on that.

Suave

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 138
  • Rep: -21
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2019, 06:02:03 PM »
Expand Quote
Jesus fucking christ America,

Kooking someone because they don’t want to keep guns because ‘in case something happens’?

So every non-gun owner is a kook?

The US is a culture of kook, especially the religious fervor about guns ownership.

You had a revolution once 240 years ago, and then tried to protect slavery by going to war, and you want keep using that as an excuse to keep deadly firearms available for every fucking nut job?

You have allowed guns to become a unique piece of fanatical American religion, and now have to deal with the terrible senseless violence that keeps happening, be it toddlers shooting each other with their parents’ unlocked firearms to crime to school shootings.

 And you are so blinded by your worship that the only answer you can keep mumbling to yourselves is ‘MOAR GUNZ’.

The US is a culture of death, kooks.
[close]

I hear you brother. Americans can't quite grasp that if everyone gave up their stupid guns there would be no gun violence. MURICA
.
it would take gun violence out of the private sector and nationalize it.

Burt Ward

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1938
  • Rep: 522
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2019, 06:29:23 PM »
Shoot all gun lobbyists then hand in your guns.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

Gray Imp Sausage Metal

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 14939
  • Rep: 139
  • We're just 2 lo(b)s(t)ers sitting behind a screen
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2019, 06:39:02 PM »
This is probably the most non-kook thing he's ever done.

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

whorific

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 568
  • Rep: -169
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2019, 06:42:31 PM »
What’s kooky about this?

 Giving up your right to arms when your countries modern left is calling for all and out Socialism and the Socialist in Venezuela have been reduced to eating the Zoo animals because their Socialist Utopia collapsed (like they all always do)  while the armed government rounds up descenters and shoots them in the street like cattle like they did in Russia and in China and anywhere that Satanic Ideology is tried. If you take a kook to mean a dangerous fool who gets other people hurt then yeah pretty fuckin kooky.
" I did not say this I am not here"

Burt Ward

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1938
  • Rep: 522
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2019, 06:43:40 PM »
"Thoughts and prayers". The irony of that saying when there's not enough thought involved in solving America’s fuckwittery surrounding gun ownership, and that there clearly is no god.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2019, 08:03:48 PM by Burt Ward »
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

Burt Ward

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1938
  • Rep: 522
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2019, 06:54:00 PM »
Expand Quote
What’s kooky about this?
[close]

 Giving up your right to arms when your countries modern left is calling for all and out Socialism and the Socialist in Venezuela have been reduced to eating the Zoo animals because their Socialist Utopia collapsed (like they all always do)  while the armed government rounds up descenters and shoots them in the street like cattle like they did in Russia and in China and anywhere that Satanic Ideology is tried. If you take a kook to mean a dangerous fool who gets other people hurt then yeah pretty fuckin kooky.

Do you think the average Venezuelan would have a chance of saving their life against trained special forces? Do you think civilians in the U.S could defend themselves if the "armed government rounds up descenters (sic) and shoots them"? Get yer tinfoil hat off. The "modern left" is not out to get you you fucking moran.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

HugeBodBoyle

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2124
  • Rep: 690
  • User is on moderator watch listWatched
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2019, 07:01:08 PM »
Who is more kook?
Who is more kook?
The kook or the kook who follows the kook?

So, you gonna disable that tractor beam or?

andocom

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1119
  • Rep: 47
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2019, 07:02:05 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Jesus fucking christ America,

Kooking someone because they don’t want to keep guns because ‘in case something happens’?

So every non-gun owner is a kook?

The US is a culture of kook, especially the religious fervor about guns ownership.

You had a revolution once 240 years ago, and then tried to protect slavery by going to war, and you want keep using that as an excuse to keep deadly firearms available for every fucking nut job?

You have allowed guns to become a unique piece of fanatical American religion, and now have to deal with the terrible senseless violence that keeps happening, be it toddlers shooting each other with their parents’ unlocked firearms to crime to school shootings.

 And you are so blinded by your worship that the only answer you can keep mumbling to yourselves is ‘MOAR GUNZ’.

The US is a culture of death, kooks.
[close]

I hear you brother. Americans can't quite grasp that if everyone gave up their stupid guns there would be no gun violence. MURICA
.
[close]
it would take gun violence out of the private sector and nationalize it.

Damn right brotha, then the US government would violently crush any opposition to the ruling party like has just happened in Australia, Sweden, France, UK, Germany etc, whats that, civilised demoncracies all around the world have gun restrictions and don't have any issues apart from lower gun deaths, unbelievable.



cucktard

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3031
  • Rep: 255
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2019, 07:28:27 PM »
Expand Quote
What’s kooky about this?
[close]

 Giving up your right to arms when your countries modern left is calling for all and out Socialism and the Socialist in Venezuela have been reduced to eating the Zoo animals because their Socialist Utopia collapsed (like they all always do)  while the armed government rounds up descenters and shoots them in the street like cattle like they did in Russia and in China and anywhere that Satanic Ideology is tried. If you take a kook to mean a dangerous fool who gets other people hurt then yeah pretty fuckin kooky.

It is this fucking fantasy world that gun nuts cling to to justify having murder tools in every home.

This is how far off the deep end they are willing to rationalize their culture of violence.

ITS NOT ABOUT THE GUV’MINT COMING YO TAKE YOUR GUNS, ITS ABOUT THIS GODDAMN FANTASY THAT YOU NEED THE THREAT OF VIOLENCE FOR A SAFE SOCIETY AND TO PROTECT FROM TYRANNY.

Other countries do a much better job of both of those things without arming the populace.

Fuck, Canada has a shitload of guns, but since it didn’t have a violent armed revolution it doesn’t place gun violence on a fucking pedestal.

And just fucking acknowledging this culture of death and making a small gesture to reduce the number of guns would be a step to heal this fucking collective trauma.

But no, instead of acknowledging guns are too easily available and abused resulting in REAL DEATH, people like you would rather wallow in a fucking Mad Max fantasy world.

Fucking kooks.

« Last Edit: May 14, 2019, 09:03:51 PM by cucktard »
I’m trying to be every mom’s favorite skater’-&&

Duane's the type of guy to ask to see your junk then go to school and tell everyone you're gay. - Uncle Flea


TheLurper

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3422
  • Rep: 644
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2019, 07:36:36 PM »
I've never had strong feelings one way another towards guns, but this dude is not a kook for doing what he thinks is right. I personally don't favor banning all guns nor do I favor the idea of everyone having a gun. The right answer is somewhere in between these two poles.

The only thing I really know is that: 

1. Shooting oneself is the most successful way of committing suicide. No other method has the same success rate. So, less guns = less successful suicides.

2. In families, guns are significant risk for women (domestic violence).

3. The US is not as dangerous as we want to believe. Crime has gone done for 30 years (it is the reporting of crime that has sky rocketed) and if we are going to get killed it is going to happen via auto accident or someone we are close to is going to take us out in a crime of passion. Also, the average Joe is a dipshit and playing CoD has not made him his own personal mercenary, despite his own beliefs to the contrary.

4. I've lived in homes w/guns and w/out guns. I personally felt safer in the non-gun homes. Also my home state was rather pro-gun but the state didn't allow them in public buildings (libraries, schools, court houses, the capitol building, etc.) this was perfectly fine with me. A librarian is not a police officer and I don't believe anyone needs to bring their gun with them to check out a copy of Huck Finn.

5. I recently got into a crazy yelling match with a fat white guy in a lifted-truck. The situation quickly escalated and he got out of his truck and became physically aggressive. I backed away and left the situation. I thought it was over, but he got back into his truck, drove like a crazy person through the strip mall parking lot and attempted to confront me again (I was on the sidewalk with my back to the street and he was in parking lot with his back to the businesses). I ran across the street (fat men can't run too far), went to a public place where I felt safe, and the situation finally ended.

I've thought to myself what if that crazy asshole had a gun killed me because we argued over his erratic driving (our argument started when he almost ran me over in the middle of a crosswalk)? Or, what if I killed the crazy redneck (I had fled once, he had at least 100 lbs on me, and with my back to traffic I could easily argue that I was cornered the second time around). As much as I fucking hate this guy, I'm glad I ran away instead of deciding to kill him in self defense on the side of the road.

Quote from: ChuckRamone
I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

whorific

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 568
  • Rep: -169
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2019, 07:38:06 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
What’s kooky about this?
[close]

 Giving up your right to arms when your countries modern left is calling for all and out Socialism and the Socialist in Venezuela have been reduced to eating the Zoo animals because their Socialist Utopia collapsed (like they all always do)  while the armed government rounds up descenters and shoots them in the street like cattle like they did in Russia and in China and anywhere that Satanic Ideology is tried. If you take a kook to mean a dangerous fool who gets other people hurt then yeah pretty fuckin kooky.
[close]

Do you think the average Venezuelan would have a chance of saving their life against trained special forces? Do you think civilians in the U.S could defend themselves if the "armed government rounds up descenters (sic) and shoots them"? Get yer tinfoil hat off. The "modern left" is not out to get you you fucking moran.

"to invade the United States would prove most difficult because behind every blade of grass is an American with a rifle." Yamamoto

The projected active duty end strength in the armed forces for fiscal year 2017 was 1,281,900 servicemembers, with an additional 801,200 people in the seven reserve components.

(by the way all sworn to uphold the constitution)

so that's 2,000,000+

There are over 18,000 Federal, state, and local law enforcement agencies around the United States, and it is estimated that there are between 750,000 and 850,000 sworn officers. If you count non-sworn personnel who work for police departments, you get over 1 million.

so we are at roughly 3,000,000+

(again law enforcement sworn to protect us)

The statistic shows the percentage of households in the United States which own firearms from 1972 to 2018. In 2018, about 43 percent of U.S. households had at least one gun in possession.

you know how many people live in this country? you fucking Moron

327.2 million (2018)

If 1 in 10 own a gun and are not down with a hostile government and that is only hypothetically you have a stalemate
and that is exactly why you are a dangerous kook because you cant even math.

Armed civilians vastly outnumber military/civil policing forces, I cant believe I have to spell it out, this is why the second amendment is kookproof.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2019, 12:09:54 AM by whorific »
" I did not say this I am not here"

talklessSkateMore

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 140
  • Rep: -40
Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2019, 07:48:50 PM »
its fucked that a perosn thinkss they need that may guns in there home. its fucked a person thinks they need A gun in there home.
America is such a messed up place, all you guys defending gun ownership and thinkin hes dumb fro getting rid of his prove that a America is fucked.

its crazy you can go to walmart and get a deth machine.

I genuienly dont even know how you;d go about getting a gun up here in Scotland. you need a licence to carrya knife if it slonger than 3 inches here. its sick.
 I send my kid to school every day and genuinely feel like he's pretty safe.
 you cant put a price on that.

Have you ever been raped, robbed or beaten?

Do you take medicine when you get sick?

Do you wear a seat belt?

Does the practice of storing antivenom make sense to you?

Do you own any land or items worth more than $500? (Or whatever your currency is)

I have been taken advantage of.. A firearm being shown would have possibly detured the attacker..

Nobody wants to pull the trigger, nobody wants to draw to ready. But you can rest assured we won't be subjects at the will of the ones wishing to cause harm

And say the fire arm is never needed. That's the ideal situation we all want to happen. Here's to having and never using airbags

Shalom?
it said to learn how to tie for a reason.
This is all structured as a trap.
Tied by those who know the fundamentals.