I see the funniest shirts in Korea.
The first one had a pair of ballet slippers on it and it said "A call to arms for all chunkily-penised boys to do me right and do me hard"
The second one was being worn by a middle-aged woman while walking her son. It said in all caps "LOOKIN 4 POONANY"
It's funny, they are obsessed with English language shirts but will wear them even though they have no idea what they say.