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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2023, 04:16:19 PM »
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Monster energy: Drop half the team of nobodies and give Nyjah a signature drink.
What would it taste like?
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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2023, 04:56:40 PM »
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.

While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
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Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
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I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy

Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2023, 06:07:52 PM »
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.

While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
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Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
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I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
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Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
you really are old and in the way.

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #63 on: May 30, 2023, 06:09:41 PM »
Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.

Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2023, 06:24:36 PM »
Id kick Dane Burman of zero and then id kick KB of everything.

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #65 on: May 31, 2023, 04:45:24 AM »
Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
Not only is he getting kicked off he’s getting kicked into the lava pit - evil brother of the Viking prince lookin ahh
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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #66 on: May 31, 2023, 04:47:02 AM »
Id kick Dane Burman of zero

You mean you’d give that dude more time to be on IG?
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #67 on: May 31, 2023, 09:17:53 AM »
What about the aforementioned Drake’s footy sucked? Not wearing the right pants 10 years ago?

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #68 on: May 31, 2023, 09:36:03 AM »
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Not only is he getting kicked off he’s getting kicked into the lava pit - evil brother of the Viking prince lookin ahh


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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #69 on: May 31, 2023, 10:00:40 AM »
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.

While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
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Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
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I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
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Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
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you really are old and in the way.

What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?

What's the rest of the story?
I need a coffee

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #70 on: May 31, 2023, 10:14:04 AM »
Not hating but that Drake kid is probably the best fit for the Bones team I’ve ever seen.

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #71 on: May 31, 2023, 04:06:10 PM »
Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.

For sure, but can someone cut his hair, lock away his Red Bull cap, and force feed him some fruits and vegetables?
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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #72 on: May 31, 2023, 04:11:35 PM »
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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For sure, but can someone cut his hair, lock away his Red Bull cap, and force feed him some fruits and vegetables?

Bruh, the cholesterol that sticks to the walls of his arteries is what helps him stick his crazy long grinds.

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #73 on: May 31, 2023, 04:18:43 PM »
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
Yeah starve foy
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Not only is he getting kicked off he’s getting kicked into the lava pit - evil brother of the Viking prince lookin ahh
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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #74 on: May 31, 2023, 04:24:26 PM »
Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.

Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #75 on: May 31, 2023, 04:35:55 PM »
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?
His fat ass
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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #76 on: May 31, 2023, 04:44:22 PM »
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?
Maybe you can find out for us. Foy uncut?


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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #77 on: May 31, 2023, 07:27:44 PM »
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.

While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
[close]

Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
[close]

I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
[close]

Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
[close]
you really are old and in the way.
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What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?

What's the rest of the story?
There’s no story, as they were just super hammered. Idk who josh is. It was more or less an ego contest. They were both dissing eachother equally. Obviously two conflicting styles.
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #79 on: June 01, 2023, 06:56:32 AM »
Not hating but that Drake kid is probably the best fit for the Bones team I’ve ever seen.

LOL I nearly spit out my coffee.

I was gonna say Drake’s biggest mistake was filming all that for a Bones wheels part, but I think you’re right. He’s actually the perfect guy to film a full Bones wheels part lol

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2023, 11:33:20 AM »
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.

That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?
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His fat ass

Hey, it's a wonderful ass!

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #81 on: June 01, 2023, 12:20:13 PM »
Fucking Awesome: I'd cut every rider EXCEPT Beatrice and then rename the company Handsome Girl Modeling School
”they made me take off my top”

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2023, 11:11:29 PM »
Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't

Oof thanks for the reminder how absolutely burnt the Real team was and still is. They must be paying Ishod %125 of his board sales plus a salary just to keep him on and maintain relevancy. How are Krooked and Anti-Hero such great brands and Real such a steaming pile of dog shit?

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #83 on: June 01, 2023, 11:12:14 PM »
I could see the skaters getting cut in this thread on some new reject super company

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #84 on: June 02, 2023, 01:30:31 AM »
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Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't
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Oof thanks for the reminder how absolutely burnt the Real team was and still is. They must be paying Ishod %125 of his board sales plus a salary just to keep him on and maintain relevancy. How are Krooked and Anti-Hero such great brands and Real such a steaming pile of dog shit?

That's a weird way to put it, considering how much stuff the current Real team has put out in the past year in addition to Ishod.

Nicole had another full part like yesterday, Mason just had the Take A Lap part on top of million other parts, Tanner/Gage/Praman had the Three Seasons vid couple month ago and the accompanying tour vid, Harry Lintell and Jimmy turned pro and put out parts, Zion, Jack Olsen, Chima,Herman Stene all show up all the time... Even Buzenitz had that 3rd and Army vid etc.

Real supports their riders, current and past, which is always respectable and how it should be done.

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #85 on: June 02, 2023, 01:53:39 AM »
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Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't
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Oof thanks for the reminder how absolutely burnt the Real team was and still is. They must be paying Ishod %125 of his board sales plus a salary just to keep him on and maintain relevancy. How are Krooked and Anti-Hero such great brands and Real such a steaming pile of dog shit?

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #86 on: June 02, 2023, 02:10:01 AM »
Keep the skaters but whoever makes the decisions to waste cotton on ugly logo shirts needs to go

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #87 on: June 02, 2023, 03:06:45 AM »
Nike needs to stop pushing Jordans, the dude hasn't played one single goddamn game in 20 years. IRRELEVANT.
While we're at it, Converse needs to stop using Chuck Taylor's name, fucker hasn't sank a 3-pointer since 1922.

Hahah, while I agree in principle, the 3 point line did not exist until 1979.

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #88 on: June 02, 2023, 03:28:30 AM »
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.

While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
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Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
[close]

I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
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All my footage is on onlyfans but it pussy broke.


that might be the more relevant question: which pro's onlyfans would you buy if they gaped their ass on it?

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Re: Budget Cuts: Who would you fire from which teams?
« Reply #89 on: June 02, 2023, 07:34:27 AM »
I got this gay. Leticia. Easy.