So it must have been one of the first times I was getting actually wasted in grade nine. We actually found a dude to buy us some booze, so me and a group of probably 15 others are all in a park pounding. There are these 3 chicks I am talking too. 1 tanned brunette with big tits tanned skin, fucking hot.. one skinny little blonde, also a babe, and this fat girl. We are all drinking, I have some serious liquid courage so I am chatting them all up. One thing leads to another and they all start trying to give me a boner for some reason, this turns to all 3 of us making out super hard on the grass. It was so rad, everyone was watching in disbelief. I kept trying to gun for some hjs/bjs but it didn't go down.
Flash to one year later, a bunch of us go camping for a weekend at Wasaga beach which is just like this little party town 2 hours north of toronto. We are all partying when a bunch of us decide to go swimming at like midnight, with who else but the same three chicks. We get in the water and start reminiscing of our drunken grade nine make-out. This chat leads to them suggesting we go at it again. The first brunette girl swims over and starts making out. I then get tapped on the shoulder by the blonde. It's her turn. Continue with her... then I hear these giant splashes and I see the fat girl slowly moving in my direction with the most awkward front stroke ever. As she gets up to me, I just let out my breath, sink to the bottom of the lake and swim for it. After I surfaced I heard her cussing at me as I bolted for shore.
This didn't work in my favor, as I had left the 2 hot girls out there with my other friends and one of them banged the brunette.