I got burned one time trying to cash in on the fat chic blow job. Every guys knows that fatties know they got to do the dirty work to get the men and one night there was a party at my place and at the end of the night all that was left was this porker girl I worked with, not quite on this girls level but definitely well over the limit. I had never gone porking before but this right after I got out of a shitty relationship, it was late and this girl was just there. I figured could just get her to blow me and then give her the sublte "it's too soon" boot. I had big sucess with it on ugly chics and figured it would work the same with a fat girl. Everything worked perfectly but right after she started working on my goods she stopped and asked me what I was going to do for her. I was fucking shocked, the fatty bj counter move. I had never even heard of it.
I panic'd, got quite and then when she asked what was wrong I had to thow out my "it's too soon" card. It was a good thing because next morning my ex came over super early and was obviously trying to bust me in bed and being busted in bed with a porker by your ex seems like it would suck.
I told my wife this story when we first started dating 9 years ago and she still gives me shit about it.
That is fucking hilarious !!!
Yeah if you're going with a larger lady, best not to let anyone find out, you'll never live it down ahhaah
However, one of my mates go pretty dirty with a little chubber at this party, he wasn't even caring in a room making shit loads of noise people going in taking photos, just didn't care - he even said (while he was on the job) i'm going to ruin her for EVERY MAN !!! followed by shouting how he was basically going to shag her into a new dimention and do "everything" to her (he's pretty dirty sometimes) anyway about 2 hours later he comes out the room, and gets back to partying - no one says anything we were all too shocked.
About 30 minutes after that, she comes out, tells everyone she's had the best shag ever, then goes on to tell us the details (no one wanted to know), and that she felt like she'd just lost her virginity to "a real man", by this point we all felt a bit sick - ohh he had left the room - he came back in, slapped her on the ass, then asked if anyone wanted a 3 some with his sloppy seconds, as he was about to go and "suck out my cum from this dirty bitch"
There was slience, he took her hand said "you know where we are if you want a piece" and went back for round 2
We all left about 20 minutes later
SO RUFF
He just laughs about it and says it never happend - it did there was at least 10 witness's ahhaahah
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