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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6030 on: November 12, 2007, 07:49:26 PM »
nothing like a beached whale to ruin your wedding photo

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6031 on: November 13, 2007, 12:25:10 AM »
 ;D  I was about to type,  "LOOK A WHALE!". Yours is better.
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6032 on: November 13, 2007, 12:27:34 AM »
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I just wish she'd pull her bottoms up higher, like all the way over her saggy ass tittys

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6033 on: November 13, 2007, 09:09:15 AM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6034 on: November 13, 2007, 09:16:19 AM »




sfa!    guy to himself:  "look away...   just look away...   lalalala"

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6035 on: November 13, 2007, 10:45:04 AM »
he doesnt want that little peek into the future
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6037 on: November 13, 2007, 11:11:26 AM »
^^ I wonder if he changed his shirt specially for the first pictue because it matched his blazers

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6039 on: November 13, 2007, 12:51:51 PM »
some dudes get really weird with their sneaker collection, borderline gay shit
borderline?

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6040 on: November 13, 2007, 01:11:25 PM »
your right, just having a sneaker collection is borderline gay shit, taking self pics of you and your sneakers and putting them on myspace is gay shit

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6041 on: November 13, 2007, 05:19:29 PM »
tell that to that andy christ guy...

There are people on iss that have pictures of them licking the soles of their shoes.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6042 on: November 13, 2007, 08:38:03 PM »
if they were latex boots i could justify that...   (womens boots of course.)

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6043 on: November 13, 2007, 10:24:53 PM »
tell that to that andy christ guy...

There are people on iss that have pictures of them licking the soles of their shoes.

iss?

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6044 on: November 14, 2007, 01:52:16 AM »
That wedding photo made me walk out of the room and collapse on the floor laughing.


Holy shit.



I think I have diarrhea now.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6045 on: November 14, 2007, 12:22:55 PM »
It's really weird when you know someone's fucking a girl because she looks like himself but with a vagina.



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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6046 on: November 14, 2007, 02:26:31 PM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6047 on: November 14, 2007, 08:14:05 PM »
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she's probably bummed about the mohawk but what's she gonna do about it?  Tussle it up?

Ok, so I can't be 100% positive this is her, but I believe she is a local toronto punk that goes by the name of Nubs. Now this name was coined by NOFX. She worked for an internet punk radio station and used to get carried in a back pack to local punk shows. She showed up to the nofx show and they were so amazed by her, it inspired the band to write the song "She's Nubs"...

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6048 on: November 14, 2007, 09:56:39 PM »
i know, this is bad, but

"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6049 on: November 14, 2007, 09:58:08 PM »

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6050 on: November 15, 2007, 02:20:15 AM »
juggalos were last page, dude

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6051 on: November 15, 2007, 05:38:13 AM »
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I just wish she'd pull her bottoms up higher, like all the way over her saggy ass tittys

what is that woman saying by her bathing suit
'i dont mind people looking at my saggy ass titties, but theres no way im gonna show them my cottage cheese ass"
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6052 on: November 15, 2007, 12:12:58 PM »
that photo goes perfectly with your avatar.
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6054 on: November 15, 2007, 02:30:59 PM »
ew black people.
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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6055 on: November 15, 2007, 02:35:51 PM »
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6056 on: November 15, 2007, 04:55:46 PM »
juggalos were last page, dude
girls are called juggalette's dude.

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Re: Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures
« Reply #6059 on: November 15, 2007, 08:48:25 PM »
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she's probably bummed about the mohawk but what's she gonna do about it?  Tussle it up?
[close]

Ok, so I can't be 100% positive this is her, but I believe she is a local toronto punk that goes by the name of Nubs. Now this name was coined by NOFX. She worked for an internet punk radio station and used to get carried in a back pack to local punk shows. She showed up to the nofx show and they were so amazed by her, it inspired the band to write the song "She's Nubs"...

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.


I was listening to that same exact song of 'War on Errorisim' when I read this.