Things You Pondered Today

[pugmaster]

There is nothing more emasculating than opening up a tube of pre made biscuits.

[SneakySecrets]

Does anyone one else besides me forget how muscley horses are until you stand next to one?

[RCB3]

There is nothing more emasculating than opening up a tube of pre made biscuits.

Because of the anticipation of the foreboding terror that comes with the "pop!" that happens when it opens?

[RCB3]

I feel like Sk8Mafia was ahead of its time with Sk8Mafia Saturdays. I used to love looking forward to those series. Why don't teams put out a weekly video like that where it's mainly throwaway footage, but still fun to watch? Seems like a good way to get people stoked on your team.

[Mean salto]

The future will be like the walking dead but with hoards of millions of giant pigs. There will be nowhere to hide and only those who can get onto ships and make it to the ocean will survive (at least until the inevitable ocean wars)

[Uncle Flea]

Incoming machine gun posts due to glitch in the matrix

[matt_2993]

This weekend is shaping up to be way too good and far beyond anything I deserve. I have a feeling horrible realities will be faced. Will report back

[SneakySecrets]

It’s so awesome how all the sudden there are UFOs all over the place.

[Sizzle]

You don’t know suffering until you’ve drunk vomited in a megabus bathroom

[Mean salto]

What if old religions didn't want people to eat pigs because thousands of years ago they won the human hog war and didn't want them coming back.
Also how much cooler it would be if instead of creating cows and pigs to farm they had birds. Maybe we'd ride ostriches to work and instead of leather we'd wear all feather clothes. maybe eat big moa eggs instead of meat

[Sizzle]

Mikey Taylor gives financial advice like it’s a mid 2000s trick tip video

1. Set your feet up in a way that feels comfortable to you
2. Pop
3. Find someone willing to lend you hundreds of thousands of dollars with a low interest rate
4. Land it bolts and ride away clean

[doublesteveburger]

Mikey Taylor gives financial advice like it’s a mid 2000s trick tip video

1. Set your feet up in a way that feels comfortable to you
2. Pop
3. Find someone willing to lend you hundreds of thousands of dollars with a low interest rate
4. Land it bolts and ride away clean

true, and instead of rails it's poor people

[ok boomer]

I pondered today if I had a pet raccoon if I could take him out on matching jetpacks. jetpacks are awesome and so are raccoons

[SneakySecrets]

I pondered today if I had a pet raccoon if I could take him out on matching jetpacks. jetpacks are awesome and so are raccoons

[ok boomer]

^ it’s all part of my pet raccoon fantasy

[SneakySecrets]

Could you survive eating nothing but DNA?

Maybe it’ll be like the new caviar.

[brycickle]

Could you survive eating nothing but DNA?

Maybe it’ll be like the new caviar.

No, DNA needs protein to be useful.

[pugmaster]

Do married couples do "gifts" for holidays that aren't actual tangible items? I'd be way more likely to get married if I knew I could convince my wife to dress and act like cornholio for my birthday, including but not limited to the entire duration of our outing to the Cheesecake Factory.

[Mean salto]

If you live somewhere where it snows can you just go skiing like how you'd go skating without snow?


Not being mean but how do people get to be like 400 pounds. Again not being mean but thinking of myself if I get like 20 pounds over I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack all day

[SneakySecrets]

It’s ironic to me that the vast majority of parents don’t let their small children watch graphic violence in movies and stuff when they’re the most violent out of all of us.  From what I’ve seen, a typical two year-old has no problem getting into a vicious fist fight over another kid trying to take their toy fire truck.

[Pasta Monster]

Not being mean but how do people get to be like 400 pounds. Again not being mean but thinking of myself if I get like 20 pounds over I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack all day

It starts off with an extra meal or dessert, which leads to an increase of calories consumed on a daily basis. The heavier you get, the more calories you have to consume to not feel light-headed and properly function. It’s just not possible to break the cycle to lose weight without making healthy substitutions AND exercise. Medications like most anti-psychotics are known to cause weight gain.
TLDR: need to consume more calories for energy, deficiency in exercise

I’ve been reading about schizophrenia in psychology journals, and I’m having a hard time understanding when a religious experience isn’t schizophrenic. It’s a religious experience if someone thinks that angels or demons are talking to them, but it’s schizophrenic for someone to think that a law enforcement agency is monitoring them?

[Mean salto]

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Not being mean but how do people get to be like 400 pounds. Again not being mean but thinking of myself if I get like 20 pounds over I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack all day

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It starts off with an extra meal or dessert, which leads to an increase of calories consumed on a daily basis. The heavier you get, the more calories you have to consume to not feel light-headed and properly function. It’s just not possible to break the cycle to lose weight without making healthy substitutions AND exercise. Medications like most anti-psychotics are known to cause weight gain.
TLDR: need to consume more calories for energy, deficiency in exercise

I’ve been reading about schizophrenia in psychology journals, and I’m having a hard time understanding when a religious experience isn’t schizophrenic. It’s a religious experience if someone thinks that angels or demons are talking to them, but it’s schizophrenic for someone to think that a law enforcement agency is monitoring them?

That's the part i understand I saw it happen in real time with a neighbour who was a rugby player that blew out his knee then like tripled his weight. I should of said more how do they get that heavy and still function normally whereas I let myself go just a bit and can already feel my heart and lungs struggling. I think I'd actually die before I could put on another 100 pounds
As far as your ponderings it's well beyond me. Religious vs schizophrenic based on the observers beliefs maybe

[Pasta Monster]

I don’t get it either. The heaviest I got was 235 lbs, which is nearly 100 more than I weighed at my lowest. Even going from 160-180, I was wheezing while walking upstairs. 235 was the point where I became serious about exercising because I was looking at XXL clothes and 42” pants. Some people are just built differently. Smoking one American Spirit makes my fingernails slightly yellow, and I get one or two cuts in my gums, whereas I have a friend who smokes at least one pack of Marlboro Reds per day without any issues.

Back to the weight gain…it was easier for me to function in the 180s because I was still exercising and had flexibility. When I became sedentary and stopped exercising, I gained even more weight, and started having chronic back pain. That plus looking at XXL clothes, made me more motivated. I started working out my core more often and started skating again. It probably comes down to how people are built and how aware they are of their own body. I have a friend who used to be 400 lbs, 6’ 5” without any issues. We’d go on hiking/camping trips and he never had issues climbing rocks or keeping up with the crew. If you have something you enjoy, like skateboarding, it’s harder to get severely out of shape because you want to maintain the consistency of whatever activity that may be.

Edit:
I also used to drink 3 bottles of alcoholic kombucha per day and had no issues. Someone I know got bad gastrointestinal issues after just one bottle.

TLDR: People are built differently and have different tolerances. How much I used to drink on the weekends could result in death for someone else.

[tuesday]

What happend to Sharktits/I sniff my butthole? Guy hasn't postet in years I guess, but still kinda wondering.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

What happend to Sharktits/I sniff my butthole? Guy hasn't postet in years I guess, but still kinda wondering.

Sharktits/ISMOB got banned in like… 2019?

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

pretty sure hes still around, makes new clever usernames and talks skateboarding for a few weeks til the jews inevitably come up. then hes gone again

[SneakySecrets]

I don’t get it either. The heaviest I got was 235 lbs, which is nearly 100 more than I weighed at my lowest. Even going from 160-180, I was wheezing while walking upstairs. 235 was the point where I became serious about exercising because I was looking at XXL clothes and 42” pants. Some people are just built differently. Smoking one American Spirit makes my fingernails slightly yellow, and I get one or two cuts in my gums, whereas I have a friend who smokes at least one pack of Marlboro Reds per day without any issues.

Back to the weight gain…it was easier for me to function in the 180s because I was still exercising and had flexibility. When I became sedentary and stopped exercising, I gained even more weight, and started having chronic back pain. That plus looking at XXL clothes, made me more motivated. I started working out my core more often and started skating again. It probably comes down to how people are built and how aware they are of their own body. I have a friend who used to be 400 lbs, 6’ 5” without any issues. We’d go on hiking/camping trips and he never had issues climbing rocks or keeping up with the crew. If you have something you enjoy, like skateboarding, it’s harder to get severely out of shape because you want to maintain the consistency of whatever activity that may be.

Edit:
I also used to drink 3 bottles of alcoholic kombucha per day and had no issues. Someone I know got bad gastrointestinal issues after just one bottle.

TLDR: People are built differently and have different tolerances. How much I used to drink on the weekends could result in death for someone else.

I know no one asked, but my take on it is that as a species, we’ve spent like 95% of our time as hunter gatherers or simple farmers where everybody had to work their asses off outside.  So our bodies and brains are geared for that kind of life.

It really hasn’t been very long ago that we started to be able to live primarily indoors, sedentary lifestyles with easy access to an essentially limitless amount of calories.

That just seems like way too radical of a change in too short of a timespan, so it makes sense that our  bodies and minds go kinda haywire when they’re deprived of all the outdoor exercise that they were built for..

[Mean salto]

I don’t get it either. The heaviest I got was 235 lbs, which is nearly 100 more than I weighed at my lowest. Even going from 160-180, I was wheezing while walking upstairs. 235 was the point where I became serious about exercising because I was looking at XXL clothes and 42” pants. Some people are just built differently. Smoking one American Spirit makes my fingernails slightly yellow, and I get one or two cuts in my gums, whereas I have a friend who smokes at least one pack of Marlboro Reds per day without any issues.

Back to the weight gain…it was easier for me to function in the 180s because I was still exercising and had flexibility. When I became sedentary and stopped exercising, I gained even more weight, and started having chronic back pain. That plus looking at XXL clothes, made me more motivated. I started working out my core more often and started skating again. It probably comes down to how people are built and how aware they are of their own body. I have a friend who used to be 400 lbs, 6’ 5” without any issues. We’d go on hiking/camping trips and he never had issues climbing rocks or keeping up with the crew. If you have something you enjoy, like skateboarding, it’s harder to get severely out of shape because you want to maintain the consistency of whatever activity that may be.

Edit:
I also used to drink 3 bottles of alcoholic kombucha per day and had no issues. Someone I know got bad gastrointestinal issues after just one bottle.

TLDR: People are built differently and have different tolerances. How much I used to drink on the weekends could result in death for someone else.

It's interesting but weirdly my non scientific in anyway theory also basically books down to just what people are used to. I was always super fit played sports did a ton of running and even worked outside doing laboring including a gnar job where I'd be doing 50km average everyday while also cutting down trees and carrying heavy shit. I feel like the problem for me is when it went bad I was just fucked whereas these people have had a whole life of never exercising that their bodies are just used to it.
 I do have huge tolerances for eating garbage tho like I could just endlessly drink soda and eat candy and never feel sick whereas some big friends I had would eat like half a pack of Haribo at the movies and be crying they have a tummy ache for the rest of the day

[Acid Drop]

I ponder why I get some much hate for expressing myself fully online. I live happy within myself knowing that I am favoured and that my table is being set infront of my enemies.

I also pondered why I am so heavily watched that if I even go to pick up mail the police target me and sus me out.

Thanks for taking the time to follow my nonsense, may good things happen for you.

[devils acrobat]

If the earth was flat indeed, would there be gravity that would keep us from falling off?

Fyi: I dm'd Kyrie like a man but he hasn't replied yet