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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5880 on: February 17, 2023, 11:26:07 AM »
Mikey Taylor gives financial advice like it’s a mid 2000s trick tip video

1. Set your feet up in a way that feels comfortable to you
2. Pop
3. Find someone willing to lend you hundreds of thousands of dollars with a low interest rate
4. Land it bolts and ride away clean


true, and instead of rails it's poor people

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5881 on: February 17, 2023, 12:14:04 PM »
I pondered today if I had a pet raccoon if I could take him out on matching jetpacks. jetpacks are awesome and so are raccoons

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5882 on: February 17, 2023, 03:06:07 PM »
I pondered today if I had a pet raccoon if I could take him out on matching jetpacks. jetpacks are awesome and so are raccoons

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5883 on: February 17, 2023, 03:48:45 PM »
^ it’s all part of my pet raccoon fantasy

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5884 on: February 19, 2023, 04:40:01 PM »
Could you survive eating nothing but DNA?

Maybe it’ll be like the new caviar.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5885 on: February 26, 2023, 11:30:55 AM »
Could you survive eating nothing but DNA?

Maybe it’ll be like the new caviar.

No, DNA needs protein to be useful.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5886 on: February 26, 2023, 02:19:23 PM »
Do married couples do "gifts" for holidays that aren't actual tangible items? I'd be way more likely to get married if I knew I could convince my wife to dress and act like cornholio for my birthday, including but not limited to the entire duration of our outing to the Cheesecake Factory.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5887 on: February 27, 2023, 10:18:38 PM »
If you live somewhere where it snows can you just go skiing like how you'd go skating without snow?


Not being mean but how do people get to be like 400 pounds. Again not being mean but thinking of myself if I get like 20 pounds over I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack all day

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5888 on: February 28, 2023, 04:42:02 PM »
It’s ironic to me that the vast majority of parents don’t let their small children watch graphic violence in movies and stuff when they’re the most violent out of all of us.  From what I’ve seen, a typical two year-old has no problem getting into a vicious fist fight over another kid trying to take their toy fire truck.
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« Reply #5889 on: March 01, 2023, 06:19:51 AM »
Not being mean but how do people get to be like 400 pounds. Again not being mean but thinking of myself if I get like 20 pounds over I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack all day
It starts off with an extra meal or dessert, which leads to an increase of calories consumed on a daily basis. The heavier you get, the more calories you have to consume to not feel light-headed and properly function. It’s just not possible to break the cycle to lose weight without making healthy substitutions AND exercise. Medications like most anti-psychotics are known to cause weight gain.
TLDR: need to consume more calories for energy, deficiency in exercise

I’ve been reading about schizophrenia in psychology journals, and I’m having a hard time understanding when a religious experience isn’t schizophrenic. It’s a religious experience if someone thinks that angels or demons are talking to them, but it’s schizophrenic for someone to think that a law enforcement agency is monitoring them?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5890 on: March 01, 2023, 06:27:40 AM »
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Not being mean but how do people get to be like 400 pounds. Again not being mean but thinking of myself if I get like 20 pounds over I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack all day
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It starts off with an extra meal or dessert, which leads to an increase of calories consumed on a daily basis. The heavier you get, the more calories you have to consume to not feel light-headed and properly function. It’s just not possible to break the cycle to lose weight without making healthy substitutions AND exercise. Medications like most anti-psychotics are known to cause weight gain.
TLDR: need to consume more calories for energy, deficiency in exercise

I’ve been reading about schizophrenia in psychology journals, and I’m having a hard time understanding when a religious experience isn’t schizophrenic. It’s a religious experience if someone thinks that angels or demons are talking to them, but it’s schizophrenic for someone to think that a law enforcement agency is monitoring them?
That's the part i understand I saw it happen in real time with a neighbour who was a rugby player that blew out his knee then like tripled his weight. I should of said more how do they get that heavy and still function normally whereas I let myself go just a bit and can already feel my heart and lungs struggling. I think I'd actually die before I could put on another 100 pounds
As far as your ponderings it's well beyond me. Religious vs schizophrenic based on the observers beliefs maybe

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« Reply #5891 on: March 01, 2023, 07:14:51 AM »
I don’t get it either. The heaviest I got was 235 lbs, which is nearly 100 more than I weighed at my lowest. Even going from 160-180, I was wheezing while walking upstairs. 235 was the point where I became serious about exercising because I was looking at XXL clothes and 42” pants. Some people are just built differently. Smoking one American Spirit makes my fingernails slightly yellow, and I get one or two cuts in my gums, whereas I have a friend who smokes at least one pack of Marlboro Reds per day without any issues.

Back to the weight gain…it was easier for me to function in the 180s because I was still exercising and had flexibility. When I became sedentary and stopped exercising, I gained even more weight, and started having chronic back pain. That plus looking at XXL clothes, made me more motivated. I started working out my core more often and started skating again. It probably comes down to how people are built and how aware they are of their own body. I have a friend who used to be 400 lbs, 6’ 5” without any issues. We’d go on hiking/camping trips and he never had issues climbing rocks or keeping up with the crew. If you have something you enjoy, like skateboarding, it’s harder to get severely out of shape because you want to maintain the consistency of whatever activity that may be.

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I also used to drink 3 bottles of alcoholic kombucha per day and had no issues. Someone I know got bad gastrointestinal issues after just one bottle.

TLDR: People are built differently and have different tolerances. How much I used to drink on the weekends could result in death for someone else.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5892 on: March 01, 2023, 10:11:26 AM »
What happend to Sharktits/I sniff my butthole? Guy hasn't postet in years I guess, but still kinda wondering.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5893 on: March 01, 2023, 02:50:55 PM »
What happend to Sharktits/I sniff my butthole? Guy hasn't postet in years I guess, but still kinda wondering.

Sharktits/ISMOB got banned in like… 2019?

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« Reply #5894 on: March 01, 2023, 03:12:09 PM »
pretty sure hes still around, makes new clever usernames and talks skateboarding for a few weeks til the jews inevitably come up. then hes gone again

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5895 on: March 01, 2023, 05:30:58 PM »
I don’t get it either. The heaviest I got was 235 lbs, which is nearly 100 more than I weighed at my lowest. Even going from 160-180, I was wheezing while walking upstairs. 235 was the point where I became serious about exercising because I was looking at XXL clothes and 42” pants. Some people are just built differently. Smoking one American Spirit makes my fingernails slightly yellow, and I get one or two cuts in my gums, whereas I have a friend who smokes at least one pack of Marlboro Reds per day without any issues.

Back to the weight gain…it was easier for me to function in the 180s because I was still exercising and had flexibility. When I became sedentary and stopped exercising, I gained even more weight, and started having chronic back pain. That plus looking at XXL clothes, made me more motivated. I started working out my core more often and started skating again. It probably comes down to how people are built and how aware they are of their own body. I have a friend who used to be 400 lbs, 6’ 5” without any issues. We’d go on hiking/camping trips and he never had issues climbing rocks or keeping up with the crew. If you have something you enjoy, like skateboarding, it’s harder to get severely out of shape because you want to maintain the consistency of whatever activity that may be.

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I also used to drink 3 bottles of alcoholic kombucha per day and had no issues. Someone I know got bad gastrointestinal issues after just one bottle.

TLDR: People are built differently and have different tolerances. How much I used to drink on the weekends could result in death for someone else.

I know no one asked, but my take on it is that as a species, we’ve spent like 95% of our time as hunter gatherers or simple farmers where everybody had to work their asses off outside.  So our bodies and brains are geared for that kind of life.

It really hasn’t been very long ago that we started to be able to live primarily indoors, sedentary lifestyles with easy access to an essentially limitless amount of calories.

That just seems like way too radical of a change in too short of a timespan, so it makes sense that our  bodies and minds go kinda haywire when they’re deprived of all the outdoor exercise that they were built for..
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5896 on: March 01, 2023, 06:14:13 PM »
I don’t get it either. The heaviest I got was 235 lbs, which is nearly 100 more than I weighed at my lowest. Even going from 160-180, I was wheezing while walking upstairs. 235 was the point where I became serious about exercising because I was looking at XXL clothes and 42” pants. Some people are just built differently. Smoking one American Spirit makes my fingernails slightly yellow, and I get one or two cuts in my gums, whereas I have a friend who smokes at least one pack of Marlboro Reds per day without any issues.

Back to the weight gain…it was easier for me to function in the 180s because I was still exercising and had flexibility. When I became sedentary and stopped exercising, I gained even more weight, and started having chronic back pain. That plus looking at XXL clothes, made me more motivated. I started working out my core more often and started skating again. It probably comes down to how people are built and how aware they are of their own body. I have a friend who used to be 400 lbs, 6’ 5” without any issues. We’d go on hiking/camping trips and he never had issues climbing rocks or keeping up with the crew. If you have something you enjoy, like skateboarding, it’s harder to get severely out of shape because you want to maintain the consistency of whatever activity that may be.

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I also used to drink 3 bottles of alcoholic kombucha per day and had no issues. Someone I know got bad gastrointestinal issues after just one bottle.

TLDR: People are built differently and have different tolerances. How much I used to drink on the weekends could result in death for someone else.
It's interesting but weirdly my non scientific in anyway theory also basically books down to just what people are used to. I was always super fit played sports did a ton of running and even worked outside doing laboring including a gnar job where I'd be doing 50km average everyday while also cutting down trees and carrying heavy shit. I feel like the problem for me is when it went bad I was just fucked whereas these people have had a whole life of never exercising that their bodies are just used to it.
 I do have huge tolerances for eating garbage tho like I could just endlessly drink soda and eat candy and never feel sick whereas some big friends I had would eat like half a pack of Haribo at the movies and be crying they have a tummy ache for the rest of the day

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5897 on: March 02, 2023, 12:12:27 AM »
I ponder why I get some much hate for expressing myself fully online. I live happy within myself knowing that I am favoured and that my table is being set infront of my enemies.

I also pondered why I am so heavily watched that if I even go to pick up mail the police target me and sus me out.

Thanks for taking the time to follow my nonsense, may good things happen for you.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5898 on: March 02, 2023, 06:01:47 AM »
If the earth was flat indeed, would there be gravity that would keep us from falling off?

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« Reply #5899 on: March 02, 2023, 06:51:39 AM »
If the earth was flat indeed, would there be gravity that would keep us from falling off?

Fyi: I dm'd Kyrie like a man but he hasn't replied yet

Pretty sure flat earthers deny absolutely everything about basic understanding of reality as we know it and the flat earth is the last straw. Nasa isn't real, the moon isn't what you think, the sun isn't what you think, science is entirely a lie, etc etc there's a million insane things before you get to flat earth and then you realize it's just a mindstate towards society rather than a logical belief. That's my brother anyway

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5900 on: March 02, 2023, 07:16:25 AM »
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If the earth was flat indeed, would there be gravity that would keep us from falling off?

Fyi: I dm'd Kyrie like a man but he hasn't replied yet
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Pretty sure flat earthers deny absolutely everything about basic understanding of reality as we know it and the flat earth is the last straw. Nasa isn't real, the moon isn't what you think, the sun isn't what you think, science is entirely a lie, etc etc there's a million insane things before you get to flat earth and then you realize it's just a mindstate towards society rather than a logical belief. That's my brother anyway
You don't need gravity to stand on a flat surface. You would only need it to stand on the side of a sphere.
I feel like flat earthers is a bit like when you got to senior high school you didn't have to do maths anymore if you didn't want to so all the dummies just opted out. Fuck science we don't need it it just makes things too difficult etc

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5901 on: March 02, 2023, 07:42:19 AM »
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If the earth was flat indeed, would there be gravity that would keep us from falling off?

Fyi: I dm'd Kyrie like a man but he hasn't replied yet
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Pretty sure flat earthers deny absolutely everything about basic understanding of reality as we know it and the flat earth is the last straw. Nasa isn't real, the moon isn't what you think, the sun isn't what you think, science is entirely a lie, etc etc there's a million insane things before you get to flat earth and then you realize it's just a mindstate towards society rather than a logical belief. That's my brother anyway
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You don't need gravity to stand on a flat surface. You would only need it to stand on the side of a sphere.
I feel like flat earthers is a bit like when you got to senior high school you didn't have to do maths anymore if you didn't want to so all the dummies just opted out. Fuck science we don't need it it just makes things too difficult etc

I am not the brightest bulb in the physics department but I think that gravity is needed to stand on a flat surface. In space where there is 0 gravity i suppose one cant stand on a flat surface (imagine bringing your skateboard and trying to stand on it). Maybe I didnt phrase my question well enough but I was imagining a flat earth surrounded by space/a sphere.. 
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« Reply #5902 on: March 02, 2023, 08:05:09 AM »
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If the earth was flat indeed, would there be gravity that would keep us from falling off?

Fyi: I dm'd Kyrie like a man but he hasn't replied yet
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Pretty sure flat earthers deny absolutely everything about basic understanding of reality as we know it and the flat earth is the last straw. Nasa isn't real, the moon isn't what you think, the sun isn't what you think, science is entirely a lie, etc etc there's a million insane things before you get to flat earth and then you realize it's just a mindstate towards society rather than a logical belief. That's my brother anyway
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You don't need gravity to stand on a flat surface. You would only need it to stand on the side of a sphere.
I feel like flat earthers is a bit like when you got to senior high school you didn't have to do maths anymore if you didn't want to so all the dummies just opted out. Fuck science we don't need it it just makes things too difficult etc
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I am not the brightest bulb in the physics department but I think that gravity is needed to stand on a flat surface. In space where there is 0 gravity i suppose one cant stand on a flat surface (imagine bringing your skateboard and trying to stand on it). Maybe I didnt phrase my question well enough but I was imagining a flat earth surrounded by space/a sphere..
I was speaking in character as a stupid person.(but I didn't make it clear so I am a stupid person)

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« Reply #5903 on: March 02, 2023, 08:41:11 AM »
I also pondered why I am so heavily watched that if I even go to pick up mail the police target me and sus me out.
Have you gotten blotter or anything of that sort delivered? I assume you live in a smaller city where cops don’t have much to do, and you give off the appearance of someone selling stuff. It used to be an issue for me a decade ago, but it stopped after I stopped wearing anything tie-die or anything vibrant, and switched to neutral colors.

Quotas are a real thing and graffiti/drugs is usually what they target skateboarders for because those have harsher sentencing.

Do conservatives hate Ventures because they think that they’re, “woke?”

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« Reply #5904 on: March 02, 2023, 09:37:49 AM »
I got a camera given to me.

I'm thinking about starting that YouTube channel.

What else do I need besides the camera and the computer? .... And all my costumes?

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« Reply #5905 on: March 02, 2023, 09:45:59 AM »
I got a camera given to me.

I'm thinking about starting that YouTube channel.

What else do I need besides the camera and the computer? .... And all my costumes?

A speech coach? You have to master that annoying rhythm, meter, tone and inflection of the YTber....

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« Reply #5906 on: March 02, 2023, 11:18:02 AM »
I want to bleach my hair. I am going through some changes I’m not stocked on currently and I thought cutting my hair would help. It did but I want something really different. Everyone is against it though.

And a girl I’m talking to is against it. She said to wait till i meet her family. I’m kind of close to saying fuck it and so I feel different. I don’t get it though because she likes bts. Don’t some of them have it bleached ? Fuck it I’m gonna just do a taxi driver cut

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« Reply #5907 on: March 02, 2023, 11:41:49 AM »
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I got a camera given to me.

I'm thinking about starting that YouTube channel.

What else do I need besides the camera and the computer? .... And all my costumes?
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A speech coach? You have to master that annoying rhythm, meter, tone and inflection of the YTber....

I might just do it all in pig Latin tho

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« Reply #5908 on: March 02, 2023, 12:18:42 PM »
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I got a camera given to me.

I'm thinking about starting that YouTube channel.

What else do I need besides the camera and the computer? .... And all my costumes?
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A speech coach? You have to master that annoying rhythm, meter, tone and inflection of the YTber....
[close]

I might just do it all in pig Latin tho


Use the txt to speech from the male here.





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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5909 on: March 02, 2023, 04:57:58 PM »
I ponder why I get some much hate for expressing myself fully online. I live happy within myself knowing that I am favoured and that my table is being set infront of my enemies.

I also pondered why I am so heavily watched that if I even go to pick up mail the police target me and sus me out.

Thanks for taking the time to follow my nonsense, may good things happen for you.

Who is after you?  Is the harassment online connected to the cops following you?

Are we talking helicopters following Henry Hill while his nephew is at home stirring the sauce?  Who’s stirring your sauce?
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