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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2024, 04:36:49 PM »
everyone in this thread expressing disapproval of people looking happy when they're skating either have a lot of problems in their lives that they need to deal with and are letting out their frustration on others or are huge kooks that have their heads too far up their own asses, either way around it mind your own business and don't be such a bummer. It's one thing to have fake steeze (which Dylan Jaeb is guilty of), it's a completely different thing to feel good about yourself and have a good time.

foreal. tho gotta admit i appreciate the honesty from the dude who said that shit blatantly. that would be pretty shameful to admit but then again they couldve been fucking around 

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2024, 05:09:22 PM »
If I were Jaeb I’d buzz the hair now before father time forces the issue, and wear more hats and accessories.  More BDK than MMC.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2024, 07:27:40 PM »
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - every time I see him do that shit I just see Shane Dawson.
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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2024, 07:41:09 PM »
I thought this was about  Jae Bing, the contest skater from China who Sinclair just put on Toy Machine

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2024, 08:04:04 PM »
Just
Another
Eager
Beaver
Invoking
Nonsensical
Gestures

They should probably be stopped.
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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2024, 08:24:20 PM »
I wish I could Jaebing

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2024, 10:15:19 PM »
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - every time I see him do that shit I just see Shane Dawson.
Faaaack, now I can't unsee it haha
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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2024, 10:26:31 PM »
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - every time I see him do that shit I just see Shane Dawson.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2024, 11:12:31 PM »
Nelly is almost a worse offender than Jaeb. These are just from her short section in "8". You can definitely tell they try to avoid this face more than they used to but it still sneaks in.





Nelly is just stoked to be landing cool tricks and skating with her friends. Just showing a general stoke to be skating.

While Jaeb is feeling an immense sexual pleasure, causing him to make an irrepressible O face that we can all be envious of.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2024, 03:05:36 AM »
prejaeb

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2024, 03:27:08 AM »

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2024, 04:28:16 AM »

I see your Jaebing and raise you a Marti-ing. Smile god.

Thank you for introducing me to one of my new favourite parts/riders

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2024, 04:29:23 AM »

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2024, 04:32:19 AM »
everyone in this thread expressing disapproval of people looking happy when they're skating either have a lot of problems in their lives that they need to deal with and are letting out their frustration on others or are huge kooks that have their heads too far up their own asses, either way around it mind your own business and don't be such a bummer. It's one thing to have fake steeze (which Dylan Jaeb is guilty of), it's a completely different thing to feel good about yourself and have a good time.

You sound like that ass is chafing pretty hard on your high horse's saddle. Not every topic needs a white knight. But feel free to contact Bones about having a guy wearing Nazi insignia on their pro team, if you need to let off some steam.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2024, 05:02:35 AM »
Why is Jaebing wrong if it feels so right?

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2024, 10:51:41 AM »
Fully Jaebed

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2024, 11:13:42 AM »
This is the platonic ideal celebration IMO. Hard as fuck, no jaebing in sight


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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2024, 04:43:45 PM »
If I skated like that I'd be Jaebing too the fuck?? You wouldn't?

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2024, 07:54:52 PM »
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It definitely pisses me off when I see another person who is happy.
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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #49 on: May 08, 2024, 07:58:22 PM »
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It definitely pisses me off when I see another person who is happy.
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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2024, 10:14:18 PM »
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everyone in this thread expressing disapproval of people looking happy when they're skating either have a lot of problems in their lives that they need to deal with and are letting out their frustration on others or are huge kooks that have their heads too far up their own asses, either way around it mind your own business and don't be such a bummer. It's one thing to have fake steeze (which Dylan Jaeb is guilty of), it's a completely different thing to feel good about yourself and have a good time.
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foreal. tho gotta admit i appreciate the honesty from the dude who said that shit blatantly. that would be pretty shameful to admit but then again they couldve been fucking around

Definitely not fucking around. People on here saying 'he's just happy! leave him alone' or that he's simply pogging are cumpletely missing the point. It's hard to capture in a single screen shot, but jaebing is less about joy and more about the desperate attempt to sell your tricks as shocking or more spontaneous than they actually are; that you can't believe what just happened and therefore your YouTube Reels audience should be equally shocked. Anything so contrived has no place in skateboarding. It's the face version of safety hands. It's the fake orgasm that hallmarks absolute misery, an inability to exist in the moment. Looking back at the camera post roll away, displaying genuine disbelief, is always welcome, especially if the landing was truly unexpected. But there's something more to Jaeb's emoting, something dark, something unsettling and pathological and it needs to be stopped. When fake steeze is compounded by fake reaction, fake emotion, fake everything, your left with fake skateboarding, to the point where you could fakie flip wallenburg for fucks sake and it mean absolutely nothing.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2024, 10:17:25 PM »
I have no doubt that Jaeb's jaebing is a natural reaction on roll away. That said, I'm not opposed to poking some fun at it since it happens 100% of the time

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #52 on: May 08, 2024, 10:22:05 PM »
This is the platonic ideal celebration IMO. Hard as fuck, no jaebing in sight



Respect. Gimme that Tyshawn / Yuto / G-Code type landing.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #53 on: May 08, 2024, 10:25:54 PM »
I have no doubt that Jaeb's jaebing is a natural reaction on roll away. That said, I'm not opposed to poking some fun at it since it happens 100% of the time

If I went to a spot or a skatepark and saw someone jaebing at 100% of their own tricks I would feel so fucking uncomfortable.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #54 on: May 08, 2024, 10:32:42 PM »
I love this place

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #55 on: May 08, 2024, 11:09:47 PM »

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #56 on: May 08, 2024, 11:13:19 PM »
Dudes good and idc what slap thinks

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #57 on: May 08, 2024, 11:14:42 PM »
If I skated like that I'd be Jaebing too the fuck?? You wouldn't?

Fuck no. So many out there that skate 10x better with authentic style no stank flips that have literally not jaebed once in their careers.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #58 on: May 08, 2024, 11:48:05 PM »
The Jaebinator - requires your like, subscribe and YouTube comment

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #59 on: May 09, 2024, 08:05:39 AM »
You should change your screen name to wet blanket