stopped reading right there hahaha why would any one give nike sb money for something youre not even gonna skate in? thats like killing an animal without eating it. or like drugging a girl without raping her. or like jerking off and not cumming.
Just because it says SB doesn't mean it's a skateable shoe. Many 'skateboarding' brands (i.e. Adidas Skateboarding, Globe, Etnies, Vans, etc.) are doing non-skate models too. Why would Nike SB be any different? Companies see a way to sell more shoes and they will. I bought these Janoski Max shoes because they're fucking comfortable and can be worn when I'm at work. (That's what those of use with mortgages, families and real resposibilities do instead of living in our parent's basements!)
Do you own a pair of running shoes that you don't run in? What about a pair of basketball sneakers? Would you only wear them on the court? And hiking boots? God forbid you'd wear them when you return from the wilderness!
By the way, all of the similes you use are pointless. They'd work if I bought these sneakers to leave in the box in order to add them to some pathetic collection. If they're being worn, they're fulfilling their purpose. Pretty fucking simple really.