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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2024, 09:10:28 AM »
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Where is the scientology building in SF? I don’t remember seeing one there dver and the one in LA is impossible to miss
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A lot of them are kinda incognito, I live in San jose and the SJ church is in this tech buisness park near the post office and costco...it has this weird green pond which always freaked me out since the 90s
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hpURx3pwcoPmJ77YA?g_st=ic

It’s in a beautiful building. I suppose black metal enthusiasts have taken down other architectural gems. But. Idk about that strategy lol.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2024, 09:15:59 AM »
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are churches still flammable?

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We need to resurrect early 90's black metal
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As much as I dislike Scientology, not sure if I want some of those assholes back.
The time is now. For the last five years it’s been a revival of 80’s black metal. Let’s the assholes of the 90’s have the next half.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2024, 09:18:16 AM »
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Where is the scientology building in SF? I don’t remember seeing one there dver and the one in LA is impossible to miss
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A lot of them are kinda incognito, I live in San jose and the SJ church is in this tech buisness park near the post office and costco...it has this weird green pond which always freaked me out since the 90s
That’s where they dissolve the heretics.
I’m not letting my YouTube algorithm anywhere near that video.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2024, 09:29:37 AM »
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Where is the scientology building in SF? I don’t remember seeing one there dver and the one in LA is impossible to miss
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A lot of them are kinda incognito, I live in San jose and the SJ church is in this tech buisness park near the post office and costco...it has this weird green pond which always freaked me out since the 90s
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https://maps.app.goo.gl/hpURx3pwcoPmJ77YA?g_st=ic

It’s in a beautiful building. I suppose black metal enthusiasts have taken down other architectural gems. But. Idk about that strategy lol.

It def is a beautiful building. Their presence is pretty cutty in it, 9/10 you would just walk on by unless you know it is there. If you know, you take a quick peak inside and then definitely keep it moving. Kind of like the Bohemian Grove building.

Used to see this dude at the pier all the time and he was ok. Once he graduated to those tables on Market convincing people to sit down and hold the metal cylinders…..naw, had to keep it moving past him every time I went by. Strange tings.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2024, 09:52:09 AM »
Steve Berra fuming livid that he was passed over somewhere.
LOL it just occurred to me that Aaron Kyro really did bite his whole operation. And you're right, this was probably somewhere on the Berra dream board.

Shoutout to all the ex-members who have been doing a really good job of burning this shit down for the past 20 years. Recruitment is way down and the main thing we gotta worry about it their huge fucking pile of untaxed money.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2024, 11:01:43 AM »
Joa bouta have a field day with this one

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2024, 11:27:12 AM »
Remember when this guy was just some rando doing shitty manuals in Trevor Prescott videos?

Yes this is mainly where I remember him from. Haven't gone in to the whole braile thing since I am not the target group and I don't have time to watch something just because it's lame. but he seems like a real kook.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2024, 11:47:22 AM »
So I'm just wondering now that he's peaked what's gonna happen to.... Fuck my brain. We'll just say everyone but Doug. Who's been gone for some time.
The only reason I even watched long ago. Doug is a fuckin legend.

Forgot about Doug! Insta hasn't been updated in 18 months. Hope he's doing alright.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2024, 12:07:51 PM »
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are churches still flammable?

asking for a friend
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We need to resurrect early 90's black metal
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As much as I dislike Scientology, not sure if I want some of those assholes back.
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The time is now. For the last five years it’s been a revival of 80’s black metal. Let’s the assholes of the 90’s have the next half.

Darkthrone got a new record coming out next week.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2024, 12:51:06 PM »
pretty sure my coworker is a member of a cult, not sure if I should bring it to him or not

Probably not unless he knows you skate. Then you got an excuse. Otherwise it could be a wrong sect situation and you could get some blow back.

How much peace have you been enjoying there? Cuz if it's chaos why not. Sometimes detonation of a thought bomb in office could fix everything.
Like insulting McDonald's workers when you leave the drive up window.
Now that person has something to joke about with the co workers for a few days before it goes back to mundane.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2024, 12:58:39 PM »
I'm kinda glad a skatebloarding side project of some kid from the Midwest is going to be taking over the fleecing the Hollyweirds and subtracting funds that might otherwise go to TV evangelist and their sick perversion of the sick perversion of the.. that is balls deep in our democracy at this moment.

I'd like to see someone do their own thing. The Electric Church of the Bumblebee.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2024, 01:05:22 PM »
guy is a fucking person

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2024, 02:18:21 PM »


Supposedly this was supposed to be for J Lee but he didn't have the onions to use it. ^^^^^


Found this on the same page and really want a McDogballs deck now.


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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2024, 02:34:20 PM »
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are churches still flammable?

asking for a friend
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We need to resurrect early 90's black metal
[close]

As much as I dislike Scientology, not sure if I want some of those assholes back.
[close]
The time is now. For the last five years it’s been a revival of 80’s black metal. Let’s the assholes of the 90’s have the next half.
[close]

Darkthrone got a new record coming out next week.
One of the great things about Darkthrone is they pretty much always have a new record coming out and they're all pretty good!
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2024, 02:59:08 PM »



 Yoooooo this is fucked up on SO MANY levels. Like, I can’t even believe this shit was approved? and I’m having a hard time breathing rn after viewing this… I think I’m also feeling like a tingling sensation in my arm! I’m about to fucking cry!  >:( FUCK ANTI HERO FOR THIS.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2024, 03:27:41 PM »



 Yoooooo this is fucked up on SO MANY levels. Like, I can’t even believe this shit was approved? and I’m having a hard time breathing rn after viewing this… I think I’m also feeling like a tingling sensation in my arm! I’m about to fucking cry!  >:( FUCK ANTI HERO FOR THIS.
im pissed bruh

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2024, 03:42:34 PM »
Did any y’all even get to vote in this shit? I didn’t. How I get in the ballot? Is it like being a mid? The mids deleted all my fucking posts and that shit made me sad. Scientology is an evil entity. They fucked Danny G up more than Dlx did.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2024, 04:03:21 PM »
I don't get why the dog balls are soccer balls. Surely it's better to have them as actual furry testicles?

It makes no sense.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2024, 04:09:45 PM »
For real tho. KFC is kinda weak. For how hell ride they act like they sure do sound scare to die if they don’t fuck with Taco Bell. Diablo packets.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2024, 04:13:58 PM »
This is going to sound like I'm protesting too much, but I actually don't know what dog balls look like
The cia should be sucking our toes and building us better ledge tech.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2024, 04:15:49 PM »
I don't get why the dog balls are soccer balls. Surely it's better to have them as actual furry testicles?

It makes no sense.
Dalmatian testicles purist

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2024, 04:48:47 PM »
But if you had to…

… which meal would you force yourself to watch Aryan Kyzo eat on the next YouTube vid.

OP should start a poll.

*for me, it has to be the Dalmatian testicles.
I’m not letting my YouTube algorithm anywhere near that video.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2024, 04:56:17 PM »
But if you had to…

… which meal would you force yourself to watch Aryan Kyzo eat on the next YouTube vid.

OP should start a poll.
Can you kickflip a neglected catbox?
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2024, 05:32:12 PM »
Where is the scientology building in SF? I don’t remember seeing one there dver and the one in LA is impossible to miss
I know there is one a few blocks from Emb I stumbled across it accidentally after putting an address wrong in my Uber app.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2024, 07:05:34 PM »


Supposedly this was supposed to be for J Lee but he didn't have the onions to use it. ^^^^^


Found this on the same page and really want a McDogballs deck now.


Seeing as Lee when full Scientologist for a good whack there till he moved to Texas says all you need.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2024, 07:52:47 PM »
I wouldn’t accept a gloryhole bj from this creep.

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2024, 06:30:30 AM »
New leader? Would love to know how much money is floating around up there. Shocking figures I'd say

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Re: Aaron Kyro elected new leader of Scientology in San Francisco
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2024, 08:25:40 AM »
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are churches still flammable?

asking for a friend
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We need to resurrect early 90's black metal
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As much as I dislike Scientology, not sure if I want some of those assholes back.
[close]
The time is now. For the last five years it’s been a revival of 80’s black metal. Let’s the assholes of the 90’s have the next half.
[close]

Darkthrone got a new record coming out next week.
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One of the great things about Darkthrone is they pretty much always have a new record coming out and they're all pretty good!

Darkthrone is my absolute favorite bm band. Everything they've ever done is incredible. I'd do near anything to record my next album with those guys.

I'd fuckin move there an switch to Norwegian to be able to continue to work with them. Fuck computer recording programs. Tape is everything. Why we went from the puter to the tape machine and back.

You NEED tape to sound like music and not videogames.