Author Topic: things you did in elementary school. (Read 3482 times)

frisco · « **Reply #30 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:31:51 AM »

I showed my penis to little girls

Guile · « **Reply #31 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:41:25 AM »

i was hustlin hustlin.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #32 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:50:56 AM »

walked across a big ass cemetery on the way to and from school...

jrock · « **Reply #33 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:55:24 AM »

wore pocket protectors and messed my hair up in an attempt to look like a "mad scientist".

tried my best to avoid the constant peeing contests taking place in the boy's bathroom.

guy le douche · « **Reply #34 on:** July 14, 2008, 11:00:48 AM »

listened to eminem and LL Cool J on my cd walkmen with my friends

cat · « **Reply #35 on:** July 14, 2008, 12:57:20 PM »

one day in like grade 4 i had this tiny boy boner and i started rubbing it from inside my pocket and that was the first time i ever jerked off. i didnt cum though, but i was a little scared because i didnt know what i just did. it felt nice man

eat.shit · « **Reply #36 on:** July 14, 2008, 03:19:43 PM »

Beat up a few kids. One of which wasen't right in the head. He kept throwing this ball at me all week at recess, so I just hit him in the face. He left me alone after that.

Slept alot.

Listened to the Misfits and Ramones.

Stood on the wall alot at recess for not doing homework and what-not.

heckler · « **Reply #37 on:** July 14, 2008, 03:30:28 PM »

I remember I tried to take a shit in a urinal once.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #38 on:** July 14, 2008, 05:59:35 PM »

listened to cool hip indie bands, went to the shows of the aforementioned, contributed to art collaborations, went to independent movies at independent theaters, wore scarves, shopped at thrift stores, you know, what most 5-11 year olds do

Pine · « **Reply #39 on:** July 14, 2008, 06:05:23 PM »

i yelled fuck really loud in 5th grade at recess, everything went silent and every kid looked at me. then some lunch aid came over to me and thought i had emotional problems.

blizzy · « **Reply #40 on:** July 14, 2008, 06:22:58 PM »

i got my D12 cd taken away and got toootoalyl pissed. fuck i lived a hard live in duh burbs and now yuh gotta take my D12 away? fuck that purple pillls

Gest · « **Reply #41 on:** July 14, 2008, 07:46:15 PM »

I PLAYED EARTHBOUND NOT IN SCHOOL
but in school I PLAYED MEGAMAN 1 2 and 3 FOR GAMEBOY

and got in big trouble in 1st grade cuz a kid tried taking it from me and i pushed him on the ground and hit him in the head several times with a DINOSAUR BOOK
I DIDNT sk8 then

but i read a lot and played so much frigkn earthbound, megaman, and took pix with my gameboy cam, i had a snes while everyone else was gettin 64s IM SO RETRO

my older bro had hokus pokus but i didnt give a shit then

marty. · « **Reply #42 on:** July 14, 2008, 07:58:10 PM »

I was pretty impeccably behaved up until sixth grade, and got As or Os or whatever they gave in everything.
Only time I ever remember getting in trouble was sixth grade me and a couple of my friends made snowmen during recess.
We got in a lot of trouble for that too, like sent to the principal and had to watch a safety video and parents were called, it was ridiculous.

Later that year I tried alcohol for the first time in the coat closet at school.
One of the friends who I made the snowmen with stole some peach schnapps from his dad, and we sat in the closet and played uno and drank some of it.

guy le douche · « **Reply #43 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:14:18 PM »

in grade 6 i once protested with a few friends about are school, (i seriosly cant even remember what we were protesting about, stupid school shit like lunch and sports) it was my friends idea and i was just in for it because i wouldn't have to go to school for a day, we made signs saying "honk for blah blah blah" and walked around the neighbor hood close to the school, we spent most of the time playing video games at my friends house and protested for about 15-20 minutes, it was such a fun day, i knew are protesting wouldn't do shit and it wouldn't matter to me if it did i just wanted an excuse to skip school with my friends, we ended up going back to school at the end of the day and served 2 hours in the class room after school.

max power · « **Reply #44 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:23:36 PM »

i went to a catholic school when it was still ok to hit kids.

marty. · « **Reply #45 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:48:15 PM »

Ohh, I also saw porn for the first time in school.
The friend who brought in the schnapps also stole these little porn pamphlets from his dad. In my memory they were about the size of those Jack Chick religious tracts.
They looked like they were made in the 70s, cause of the print and also cause the girls had really hairy vaginas.
Remember looking at them in the bathroom with him and giggling.

Wizard Fuck · « **Reply #46 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:50:24 PM »

I would listen to Alice in Chains "rooster" pretty much every day and pretend I was some hard core biker like Hells Angels.

Bipsmound · « **Reply #47 on:** July 14, 2008, 09:00:13 PM »

From Sr. Kindergarten till grade 8, I had the same French teacher. 9 years of Monsieur Guillon. It was fucked, he'd be teaching grades 1-3, then I'd get to grade 4 and he'd teach 4-6, then 7 and 8. Not once in 9 years, to my knowledge, can I remember him trying to teach us to conjugate a verb. All we'd do every day was to get the "Mot Cache" which was just a word search he'd get outta the french newspaper and photocopy.

By about grade 3, I realized he never marked our "work", so you could just throw hella circles on your Mot Cache in 2 minutes, and then the rest of the class was your oyster. After that, French class was my favourite of all. Monsieur Guillon would leave the class, sometimes up to 20 minutes at a time, and monster eraser wars would erupt. Even straight laced nerd ladies were getting in on it. The golden age arrived when this dude Steve found a Le Kit completely full of pink pearls that some heathen had stashed away.

I think the principal kept Monsieur Guillon on cause he had this school trip to France every year. Except the last year I was in his class, he embezzled all the dumb kids trip money, so they finally gave him the boot.

beeda weeda · « **Reply #48 on:** July 15, 2008, 10:37:49 AM »

-stared a small forest fire on my way home from school in grade 5
-got suspended for smoking at recess grade 8, I took the blame for about 6 of my friensds and told them I was the only one smoking.
2 weeks later, got suspended for fighting the kid who ratted me out for smoking, he kicked my ass. I beat him up a few years ago. (we're 25 now, this was when we were 13)
-smoked pot in the forest beside my school at lunchtime in grade 7, and got 12% on a history test right after
-listened to green day, rancid, operation ivy, NOFX and pennywise
-lived 3-4 houses down from my principal, and egged her house frequently
I was a loser.

tag_king · « **Reply #49 on:** July 15, 2008, 10:47:55 AM »

Oh yea.. so hear is a really weird story. In grade 7 I started hanging out with these dudes that hung out with all the babes. I am not lying when I tell you I had the HOTTEST girlfriend in grade 8. She was actually the biggest babe we had in our school at the time, but anyway. I got in with this group of guys who all had girlfriends and therefor I got a sweet ass grade 7 girlfriend, which lead to my grade 8 babe. Years later I loose touch with almost all of them entirely. Then in grade 12 I am talking to a girl that was still in contact.. and it turns out that 1 of them came out and told everyone about all the gay shit him and the dudes that I hung out with at the time did with each other.. fucking, sucking cocks, doing all this weird experimental stuff in grade school. It really blew my mind.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #50 on:** July 15, 2008, 10:51:57 AM »

AfroSheen · « **Reply #51 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:21:39 AM »

My teacher gave me detention for not doing my homework for two weeks straight so she moved me to the back of the room, I was really pissed so on my worksheets I wrote "Fuck Mrs. (teacher's name)" and "Mrs. (Teacher's name) is a bitch." Then got detention for a week.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #52 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:35:52 AM »

got thrown out of catholic school for stealing artifacts from a field trip.

i killed it so much harder in public school.

eat.shit · « **Reply #53 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:08:23 PM »

Quote from: tag_king on July 15, 2008, 10:47:55 AM

Oh yea.. so hear is a really weird story. In grade 7 I started hanging out with these dudes that hung out with all the babes. I am not lying when I tell you I had the HOTTEST girlfriend in grade 8. She was actually the biggest babe we had in our school at the time, but anyway. I got in with this group of guys who all had girlfriends and therefor I got a sweet ass grade 7 girlfriend, which lead to my grade 8 babe. Years later I loose touch with almost all of them entirely. Then in grade 12 I am talking to a girl that was still in contact.. and it turns out that 1 of them came out and told everyone about all the gay shit him and the dudes that I hung out with at the time did with each other.. fucking, sucking cocks, doing all this weird experimental stuff in grade school. It really blew my mind.

Definitly the funniest story yet.

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #54 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:21:24 PM »

Quote from: PAWL on July 13, 2008, 01:34:13 PM

i didnt do it, but some kid at my elementary school used to rub poop all over the walls in the bathroom.

ahahahahahahahaha! some dude in my high school did the exact same thing! ahahhahaahahaha. The school faculty was investigating for weeks, trying to apprehend the culprit. All the students knew who it was, but they all did the honorable thing and kept their mouths shut in respect to how fucked up/badass the stunt was. He didn't limit himself to just the boys bathroom . . . . the girls got their lavatories pooped up, too.

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #55 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on July 15, 2008, 12:21:24 PM

Quote from: PAWL on July 13, 2008, 01:34:13 PM
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i didnt do it, but some kid at my elementary school used to rub poop all over the walls in the bathroom.
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ahahahahahahahaha! some dude in my high school did the exact same thing! ahahhahaahahaha. The school faculty was investigating for weeks, trying to apprehend the culprit. All the students knew who it was, but they all did the honorable thing and kept their mouths shut in respect to how fucked up/badass the stunt was. He didn't limit himself to just the boys bathroom . . . . the girls got their lavatories pooped up, too.

Sadly acting out with feces is a huge indicator of sexual abuse... I worked with a kid once who took a whole roll of toilet paper and crammed it into the toilet pipe so it was clogged solid. He then took a giant shit on top of it knowing whoever flushed was getting poopy feet. Same kid took his brother underwear from his droor (the kids had their names written in their clothes to avoid confusion) and he shit in them on purpose. He then hid the poopy droors behind the couch so his mom would find them and the bother would get busted.

cat · « **Reply #56 on:** July 15, 2008, 02:04:06 PM »

how i wish i had one of those teachers who liked to take advantage of her grade 7 students. In grade 8 i had the HOTTEST teacher ever. and it almost seemed like she really liked me. i was kind of excited. She was definitely jerk off material for a good few months

BabyKillaSeason · « **Reply #57 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:46:53 PM »

Quote from: Doctor Handsome on July 14, 2008, 01:23:38 AM

I shit my pants and had a huge stain so to play it off I played kickball at recess and kept sliding to the bases so the dirt would blend in with the shit. It looked fine but it still smelled.

this is too funny! i hope this is true!

this thread is really good, i still hate pappalardo's pizza though.

camel filters · « **Reply #58 on:** July 16, 2008, 09:26:15 AM »

Quote from: jesco white on July 15, 2008, 01:24:21 PM

Quote from: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on July 15, 2008, 12:21:24 PM
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Quote from: PAWL on July 13, 2008, 01:34:13 PM
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i didnt do it, but some kid at my elementary school used to rub poop all over the walls in the bathroom.
[close]

ahahahahahahahaha! some dude in my high school did the exact same thing! ahahhahaahahaha. The school faculty was investigating for weeks, trying to apprehend the culprit. All the students knew who it was, but they all did the honorable thing and kept their mouths shut in respect to how fucked up/badass the stunt was. He didn't limit himself to just the boys bathroom . . . . the girls got their lavatories pooped up, too.
[close]

Sadly acting out with feces is a huge indicator of sexual abuse... I worked with a kid once who took a whole roll of toilet paper and crammed it into the toilet pipe so it was clogged solid. He then took a giant shit on top of it knowing whoever flushed was getting poopy feet. Same kid took his brother underwear from his droor (the kids had their names written in their clothes to avoid confusion) and he shit in them on purpose. He then hid the poopy droors behind the couch so his mom would find them and the bother would get busted.

in high school a mentally challenged dude took a shit right in front the door to my english class. i was the first one to walk out cuz i had to shit really bad. when i saw the deed, I shouted, "SOMEONE SHITTED ON THE FLOOOOORRR!" I laughed along with everyone else and accidently farted i was laughing so hard. then we all saw the special ed kid in the corner crying so we bounced.

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:45:33 AM »

with all this shit talk i must confess!
i shitted on the hood of a girls car once then zorro'ed my intials on the hood.
then i rubbed the rest of the shit all over her door handles.
sure it was mean but it was really funny and i was drunk.

Author Topic: things you did in elementary school. (Read 3482 times)

frisco

sebastian toombs

jrock

cat

Gest

beeda weeda

cat