Author Topic: things you did in elementary school. (Read 3506 times)

Pappalardos Pizza · « **on:** July 13, 2008, 11:23:11 AM »

post on slap.

SFblah · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:20:37 PM »

I almost posted it on the TWS board but thankfully you let me know I should reply on Slap. Whew!

BabyKillaSeason · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:23:47 PM »

packed a lunch everyday for 5 years.

biggums mcgee · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:26:49 PM »

our school had a 'Lost and Found' corner in the nurse's office, and a few times a year all the unclaimed stuff would get put on a rack and given away, first come first serve. in 5th grade I found this shirt showing a white hand holding a gun and pointing it at some black dude with this huge lettering 'STOP KILLING ALL THE BLACK KIDS' on it. I was talking to this bitchy substitute aid and I told her something like 'you know, if I brought a gun into school I'de be on TV' and the whole staff flipped shit. mind you this was pretty to the extreme post-columbine era school totalitatian b/s that took place the coming years after that....I was the youngest student ever suspended from our school, 10 years and 249 days old.

PAWL · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:34:13 PM »

i didnt do it, but some kid at my elementary school used to rub poop all over the walls in the bathroom.

crailtapper · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:42:43 PM »

i had my gameboy taken away by the teacher. bitch gave it to her son, too. to this day, i regret not stealing it back. that shit shouldn't have even been allowed.

beeda weeda · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:45:55 PM »

awkwardly talked to girls

marcbuster · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2008, 05:22:14 PM »

in 4th grade we made our teacher quit. we were really bad... one time i threw a binoculars at the teacher. we hid in closets and shit during class. here is an article about some kid in my class who did this... i still think it is funny to this day

http://home.nyc.rr.com/taranto/swanton.htm

dtrigiani · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2008, 05:49:51 PM »

i just read skate mags all day, every single day of grade 8. at lunch, my friends and i would leave school and go to one friend's house to play THUG.

loophole · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2008, 06:34:07 PM »

caught a serious case of cooties

Pelican · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2008, 06:36:32 PM »

I was class clown and was popular. then i realized it wasn't worth it.

bentmode · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2008, 07:13:26 PM »

i pissed on ms wievers car.

gaiparee · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2008, 07:15:52 PM »

heckler · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2008, 07:16:47 PM »

Quote from: crailtapper on July 13, 2008, 01:42:43 PM

i had my gameboy taken away by the teacher. bitch gave it to her son, too. to this day, i regret not stealing it back. that shit shouldn't have even been allowed.

I fucking hated it when teachers did that.
I can't remember too much about elementary school, but I remember that I got into a lot of fights. I also had a 12th grade reading level. Go figure.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:04:56 PM »

i had this bulge in my pants in grade 2 one day (i could leave it at that LOL hawt) and for half the day i was getting it lower and lower down my pant leg, then finally i pulled it out and it was my undies from the day before, just chilling in there. the teacher saw me with my gaunch in my hand and kicked me out of class for that. she probably thought i was a level 8 magic master though

lenny · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:41:07 PM »

watched dark wing duck, and rescue rangers.

cahl · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:45:19 PM »

stuck myself in a locker for giggles
never ate the school food
tech decked when we had "indoor recess" due to rain or snow

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:50:16 PM »

I taught 9th grade English for a couple years and one day the kids pulled out the pins on the door hinges while I was out in the hall. When I turned the door handle and pushed the thing just fell straight in and crashed on the tile floor, loud as hell. Scared the shit out of me. Stoked but not stoked.

Allen. · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:31:13 PM »

You're ignored so I can't quote you (Pappalardos Pizza) but

beat up kids like you

tiger woods · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:42:28 PM »

i hit on my first grade teacher, who was also pregnant. i obviously was denied and heartbroken, but i have a thing for milf's because of her, so thank you mrs. wright.

ice nine · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2008, 12:28:40 AM »

pretended i was a danish exchange student during french class with a subsitute one day

used april fools day as an excuse to fuck with teachers, my friends got our teachers bike on top of his portable, or almost on top then it fell and bent the frame. hid rotten eggs in the principals car seats.

traded/ripped off kindergartners kids pokeman cards when i was in 7th grade.

stole friends backpack that was full of 200 or so pogs and split it with my other friends.

clienteal. · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2008, 12:44:59 AM »

pissed my pants and left a puddle in those shitty plastic seats.

four square and tether ball. chicken fighting on the monkey bars.

watched kids get married by the water fountain. fuck that shit.

saw my friend slip on someones shit in the bathroom.

me and my homie sat up front for story time every chance we could because my bangin ass filipina teacher would wear skirts and sit on a stool. holla.

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2008, 01:23:38 AM »

I shit my pants and had a huge stain so to play it off I played kickball at recess and kept sliding to the bases so the dirt would blend in with the shit. It looked fine but it still smelled.

j....soy..... · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:33:30 AM »

looked in dumpsters for porno mags....

tag_king · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:44:23 AM »

Grew my hair supper long and got made fun of. Put a straw in this old teachers wig while it was on her head. Watched south park on lunch because the weird kid Chris Irvi taped it. Went to jack asstors and fucking loved it. Snuck outside the school yard fence during recess. Tried jacking off once in grade 8 but gave myself blue balls and never touched my dick again until grade 10. Kid stuff, ya know?

dtrigiani · « **Reply #25 on:** July 14, 2008, 09:05:49 AM »

Quote from: tag_king on July 14, 2008, 08:44:23 AM

Grew my hair supper long and got made fun of. Put a straw in this old teachers wig while it was on her head. Watched south park on lunch because the weird kid Chris Irvi taped it. Went to jack asstors and fucking loved it. Snuck outside the school yard fence during recess. Tried jacking off once in grade 8 but gave myself blue balls and never touched my dick again until grade 10. Kid stuff, ya know?

asshdufsd i don't know why, but jack astor's was the shit in elementary.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #26 on:** July 14, 2008, 09:23:55 AM »

Used Macintosh's

Heshstallion · « **Reply #27 on:** July 14, 2008, 09:29:30 AM »

i just walked in the field with my friends and tried to tip over shopping carts that were near the fence at the neighboring apartments

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #28 on:** July 14, 2008, 09:51:00 AM »

I also saw a boy pee at the urinal with his pants around his ankles.

EastCoastLove · « **Reply #29 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:17:16 AM »

In first grade we had this certain part of the playground we called "the boys club" (yeah I know pretty gay) all recess we would spend it holding down our fort, so one day 4 girls unknowingly walk into our territory and we warned them "GET OUT, THIS IS THE BOYS CLUB!". and they wouldn't move so I picked up a pretty good size rock, closed my eyes and hucked it in their direction. It hit one of the girls right on her temple, with my luck being that it was the only black girl in the school named Wanda. I immediately knew I was in deeeep shit so I tryed getting out of there as quick as I could but the teachers ended up finding me and took me into the office. The principle was askin me my reasoning for throwing the rock and I kept saying "but they were in the boys club!!!" but he wasn't really havin it, he just thought I was some racist little punk. So he brought Wanda into the office and I had to apologize to her face to face. Pretty awkward if you ask me. From up until eighth grade he had kept a close eye on me (but I still got in tons of shit with frequent stops to the office all the time).
and it was a lot worse cause my mom was the art teacher there.

God I hated elementary school.

Author Topic: things you did in elementary school. (Read 3506 times)

biggums mcgee

crailtapper

beeda weeda

loophole

cahl

Doctor Handsome