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Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« on: December 13, 2022, 03:44:13 PM »


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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2022, 03:49:35 PM »
I thought that Cody Mac was on Girl for a second.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2022, 03:49:43 PM »


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I’m not hating but this much less cooler than the wknd skated collab thing

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2022, 03:51:13 PM »
Malbon is skater owned, and golf is dope. Not sure which "new level" you're refering too.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2022, 04:22:49 PM »
Girl has always been kinda athletic / jock adjacent.  It makes sense, Mike and Rickk were previously on Plan B.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2022, 04:34:04 PM »
Malbon is skater owned, and golf is dope. Not sure which "new level" you're refering too.

Didnt know this, but that is dope as a old skater turned golfer. Also pretty sure koston has been big into golf for a while.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2022, 04:42:19 PM »


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Seems more genuine than all those garbage Primitive "collabs" which are just underfoot billboards really. Collabs across "scenes" are fine, and golf is pretty cool and has done a bit to shed it's doucher image over the years.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2022, 05:03:03 PM »
genuinely curious to hear what makes golf cool now

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2022, 05:08:58 PM »
Yeah I'm not buying the "golf is cool" thing. Nothing wrong with it, but "cool" is a decidedly objective descriptor that has to be applied judiciously and this is a step too far.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2022, 05:16:52 PM »
Tell tale sign there are too many middle aged white dudes in skating…..

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2022, 05:35:50 PM »
Trying to get koston back on girl via the golf connection.
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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2022, 05:52:01 PM »
Never got into golf, but there’s been a connection for a while now.

Kader seemed to be pretty hyped on golf in his bunt interview.

If there’s ever an alt/ far right collab with a skate company, that’s when I’m gonna be ready to talk some shit. Like Turning Point x Disorder collab
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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2022, 05:58:13 PM »


"golf is cool"

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2022, 06:01:18 PM »
i like playing golf but golf culture and fashion is begging to be made fun of

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2022, 06:03:21 PM »
Do a brief google on the environmental impact of golf courses and you’ll see how rad they are.   

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2022, 06:17:57 PM »
I have a bag of clubs in the garage, played a 3 par months ago, sucked because you have to practice and I don't

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2022, 06:29:21 PM »
lol @ eldy losing

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2022, 06:30:20 PM »
Golf is dumb jock shit? I thought it was rich white people / NBA off season type shit.


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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2022, 06:38:48 PM »
Do a brief google on the environmental impact of golf courses and you’ll see how rad they are.

Environmental impact? Seriously man, they are the least of our worries in the grand scheme of fuckery on this planet if you want to get technical. But go on, please post some links to open up everyones eyes to the horror that is GOLF COURSES.


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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2022, 06:49:03 PM »
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Do a brief google on the environmental impact of golf courses and you’ll see how rad they are.
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Environmental impact? Seriously man, they are the least of our worries in the grand scheme of fuckery on this planet if you want to get technical. But go on, please post some links to open up everyones eyes to the horror that is GOLF COURSES.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2022, 06:49:24 PM »
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Do a brief google on the environmental impact of golf courses and you’ll see how rad they are.
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Environmental impact? Seriously man, they are the least of our worries in the grand scheme of fuckery on this planet if you want to get technical. But go on, please post some links to open up everyones eyes to the horror that is GOLF COURSES.

I guess just to scratch the surface (unless you don’t think drought issues are an important enough issues):

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/08/golf/climate-change-sustainability-spt-intl-cmd/index.html

“The 30 or so golf courses in the Salt Lake County of Utah drink up around nine million gallons of water a day to stay pristine green – that’s more than 13 Olympic-sized swimming pools.“

Couple that with the fact with

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/07/climate/salt-lake-city-climate-disaster.amp.html

And you see a poisonous cloud of arsenic becoming SLCs future because of improper/wasteful water management


You can also look into how it’s a horrid use of public lands, polluted ground water, can contribute to deforestation, destroys wetlands to create a nature-themed area rather than be actual nature…

Actually, maybe you could tell me a benefit?

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2022, 06:52:20 PM »
I cannot stand post Chocolate Tour craigtap

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2022, 06:56:45 PM »
I love seeing CK
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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2022, 07:12:56 PM »
bourgeois garbage

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2022, 07:14:02 PM »
Laaaaame. I hope Breanna finds a new sponsor so I can forget about this company

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2022, 07:37:41 PM »
Los Feliz par-3 is fun for anyone that is ok with trying to have fun.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2022, 07:59:28 PM »
Los Feliz par-3 is fun for anyone that is ok with trying to have fun.

Is that the Swingers public course?

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2022, 08:38:59 PM »
Never got into golf, but there’s been a connection for a while now.

Kader seemed to be pretty hyped on golf in his bunt interview.

If there’s ever an alt/ far right collab with a skate company, that’s when I’m gonna be ready to talk some shit. Like Turning Point x Disorder collab

You mean like an Alien Workshop x Infowars Collab?


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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2022, 08:39:16 PM »
This is dope. I want those pants.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2022, 09:12:04 PM »