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omg straight up asian shit is a bad poster
Quote from: cringe. on February 04, 2013, 01:00:27 PMExpand Quoteomg straight up asian shit is a bad poster[close]Cry about it.
omg straight up asian shit is a bad poster[close]
Quote from: Straight Up Asian Shit on February 04, 2013, 01:01:16 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: cringe. on February 04, 2013, 01:00:27 PMExpand Quoteomg straight up asian shit is a bad poster[close]Cry about it.[close]Reinforcing the point.
Quote from: cringe. on February 04, 2013, 01:00:27 PMExpand Quoteomg straight up asian shit is a bad poster[close]Cry about it.[close]
i got no drama for you... but hot boy Braydon Szafranski posing @Chateau Marmont hope he nailed that bitch.if he do that shit for money - he is fucking stupid.http://www.highsnobiety.com/2013/02/04/maison-kitsune-springsummer-2013-lookbook/
We used to skate on a sculpture by Henry Moore. Good times.
I FUCK WITH THIS NIKKA GAY HE RIGHT SLAP IS FUCKIN TERRIBLE I HARDLY FUCKS WITH IT NO MORE FREE MAX B
Billy Marks of FallenJUICCCCYYYYYYYYY NEWSSSSSS
and discussion regarding a woman named Flo
Quote from: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 11:17:35 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: chockfullofthat on February 04, 2013, 11:08:21 AMExpand QuoteWhere is this store that sells whitey tighties in packs of one? This story just doesn't add up.[close]I should have said him and a guy that we called cornboy both got their dicks pierced at the sametime.... Well, one after another. They bought one pack of three, patrick took one, cornboy took two. This was in 96-97, in s.d. It is a true story, I grew up skating with patrick and I have known him all my life[close]All of your life is an exaggeration, and he was 13 when he broke his arm.
Quote from: chockfullofthat on February 04, 2013, 11:08:21 AMExpand QuoteWhere is this store that sells whitey tighties in packs of one? This story just doesn't add up.[close]I should have said him and a guy that we called cornboy both got their dicks pierced at the sametime.... Well, one after another. They bought one pack of three, patrick took one, cornboy took two. This was in 96-97, in s.d. It is a true story, I grew up skating with patrick and I have known him all my life[close]
Where is this store that sells whitey tighties in packs of one? This story just doesn't add up.[close]
Quote from: GAY on February 04, 2013, 10:08:38 AMExpand Quoteand discussion regarding a woman named Flo[close]yeah, I messed around with the one called flo, all the troopers round the way used to call her a ho, but deep down in my heart I knew that flo was good to go
and discussion regarding a woman named Flo[close]
Quote from: Joust Ostrich on February 04, 2013, 12:34:10 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 11:17:35 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: chockfullofthat on February 04, 2013, 11:08:21 AMExpand QuoteWhere is this store that sells whitey tighties in packs of one? This story just doesn't add up.[close]I should have said him and a guy that we called cornboy both got their dicks pierced at the sametime.... Well, one after another. They bought one pack of three, patrick took one, cornboy took two. This was in 96-97, in s.d. It is a true story, I grew up skating with patrick and I have known him all my life[close]All of your life is an exaggeration, and he was 13 when he broke his arm. [close]If you know when he broke his arm, then you know that he started rollerbladding after it. My life is an exaggeration? You do not even know me. Why the fuck would I make up a story about patrick melcher rollerbladding? Why would I make up a story about him getting his dick pierced?
Quote from: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 11:17:35 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: chockfullofthat on February 04, 2013, 11:08:21 AMExpand QuoteWhere is this store that sells whitey tighties in packs of one? This story just doesn't add up.[close]I should have said him and a guy that we called cornboy both got their dicks pierced at the sametime.... Well, one after another. They bought one pack of three, patrick took one, cornboy took two. This was in 96-97, in s.d. It is a true story, I grew up skating with patrick and I have known him all my life[close]All of your life is an exaggeration, and he was 13 when he broke his arm. [close]
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?
Quote from: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 03:39:39 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Joust Ostrich on February 04, 2013, 12:34:10 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 11:17:35 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: chockfullofthat on February 04, 2013, 11:08:21 AMExpand QuoteWhere is this store that sells whitey tighties in packs of one? This story just doesn't add up.[close]I should have said him and a guy that we called cornboy both got their dicks pierced at the sametime.... Well, one after another. They bought one pack of three, patrick took one, cornboy took two. This was in 96-97, in s.d. It is a true story, I grew up skating with patrick and I have known him all my life[close]All of your life is an exaggeration, and he was 13 when he broke his arm. [close]If you know when he broke his arm, then you know that he started rollerbladding after it. My life is an exaggeration? You do not even know me. Why the fuck would I make up a story about patrick melcher rollerbladding? Why would I make up a story about him getting his dick pierced? [close]No, no, I should have highlighted, my error. I meant that 'you have known him all of your life', is an exaggeration. I'm not guessing you went to grade school together.
Quote from: Joust Ostrich on February 04, 2013, 12:34:10 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 11:17:35 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: chockfullofthat on February 04, 2013, 11:08:21 AMExpand QuoteWhere is this store that sells whitey tighties in packs of one? This story just doesn't add up.[close]I should have said him and a guy that we called cornboy both got their dicks pierced at the sametime.... Well, one after another. They bought one pack of three, patrick took one, cornboy took two. This was in 96-97, in s.d. It is a true story, I grew up skating with patrick and I have known him all my life[close]All of your life is an exaggeration, and he was 13 when he broke his arm. [close]If you know when he broke his arm, then you know that he started rollerbladding after it. My life is an exaggeration? You do not even know me. Why the fuck would I make up a story about patrick melcher rollerbladding? Why would I make up a story about him getting his dick pierced? [close]
Here is a story. In rockford ill, there was a skatepark named rotation station. Well Patrick Melcher grew up there. Anyway, when patrick was 15 or 16 he broke his arm really bad skateboarding.... What did he do when he got better? He started rollerblading because he was scared to get hurt again and it was easier for him. Well after all of us talking shit to him every single moment of every single day he finally started skating again. Yep, good ol pat was a fruit booter. He was soooo into it, doing his cute little airs and grinds with the wheels on his feet.Also, when he got his dick pierced they made him wear the tight white underwear to stop his little guy from moving around. The problem was patrick never wore underwear before so he only bought one pair, which he wore everyday for three months...... Without ever washing them. They had so much dried blood and piss on them that it looked like rusty metal. True story
Where do you get off calling us "pussies" when you're a pole smoker?
Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year
Quote from: MOUNTAIN on February 04, 2013, 02:30:53 PMExpand QuoteBilly Marks of FallenJUICCCCYYYYYYYYY NEWSSSSSS[close]Fixed.
Billy Marks of FallenJUICCCCYYYYYYYYY NEWSSSSSS[close]
Quote from: Pete on February 04, 2013, 01:28:57 PMExpand QuoteI FUCK WITH THIS NIKKA GAY HE RIGHT SLAP IS FUCKIN TERRIBLE I HARDLY FUCKS WITH IT NO MORE FREE MAX B[close]Taking a hiatus at the top of his game, like Penny shit. This is true class.It's true though, there's so much dick ridin', trend following, dudes are basing their posts off going with the flow and the general consensus so they can be accepted by some fantasy online community. Who gives a flying fuck?! We're all here for shits and giggles anywho. Say whatever the fuck you want, even if it is over the border mental illness.. I don't care if you smell your own farts, lick school bus windows, or fantasize about the fat lunch lady. Shine on you crazy fuckin' diamonds and stop pussy footing. U hang in there pop tarts, you're fucking special to me. ... now look at you smiling at your computer screen all by yourself.
I FUCK WITH THIS NIKKA GAY HE RIGHT SLAP IS FUCKIN TERRIBLE I HARDLY FUCKS WITH IT NO MORE FREE MAX B[close]
Now THIS is the kind of serious mothafuckin' scandal I was looking for.
And some people wonder why adult oriented skate mag stuff doesnt work with a larger audience.......
Quote from: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 10:59:37 AMExpand QuoteHere is a story. In rockford ill, there was a skatepark named rotation station. Well Patrick Melcher grew up there. Anyway, when patrick was 15 or 16 he broke his arm really bad skateboarding.... What did he do when he got better? He started rollerblading because he was scared to get hurt again and it was easier for him. Well after all of us talking shit to him every single moment of every single day he finally started skating again. Yep, good ol pat was a fruit booter. He was soooo into it, doing his cute little airs and grinds with the wheels on his feet.Also, when he got his dick pierced they made him wear the tight white underwear to stop his little guy from moving around. The problem was patrick never wore underwear before so he only bought one pair, which he wore everyday for three months...... Without ever washing them. They had so much dried blood and piss on them that it looked like rusty metal. True story[close]Why do I seem to remember seeing Pat on boots a few times back in the day? Shit, now I don't know any longer, am I just forgetful in my old age, or are you planting false memories and I'm foolish enough to think it's true?Got any good Falco Baltys stories from Rotation days? Gotta be some of those to share if you were an insider!
Here is a story. In rockford ill, there was a skatepark named rotation station. Well Patrick Melcher grew up there. Anyway, when patrick was 15 or 16 he broke his arm really bad skateboarding.... What did he do when he got better? He started rollerblading because he was scared to get hurt again and it was easier for him. Well after all of us talking shit to him every single moment of every single day he finally started skating again. Yep, good ol pat was a fruit booter. He was soooo into it, doing his cute little airs and grinds with the wheels on his feet.Also, when he got his dick pierced they made him wear the tight white underwear to stop his little guy from moving around. The problem was patrick never wore underwear before so he only bought one pair, which he wore everyday for three months...... Without ever washing them. They had so much dried blood and piss on them that it looked like rusty metal. True story[close]
No good falco stories, but he was always there, he was just as much of a nerd then too, but he was cool. Steve berra used to come up with danny mayer and todd from the faint. This is before todd got on h-street and he was still riding for z roller. I have personnally seen steve cry many times when he could not land a trick. He is and will always be a baby.
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