How do you guys ride fixed gear bikes? That's not an insult. It's a real question. Maybe I'm just too fat for one of those things.
1. grab a pair of scissors and make yourself a pair of cut off shorts using some tight ass jeans, the tighter the better.
2. purchase a short sleeve button down shirt, preferably plaid but any button down will do.
3. get a pair of vans slip-ons or any other type of vans like shoes.
4. cop a sweet fedora just like the one lutzka always be rocking.
5. go spend a regular amount of money on a bike thats a pain in the ass to ride around.
by completing steps 1 through 5, you're now a trendy fix gear hipster. you can now roam freely through brooklyn and people will think you're a local!