K.O.T.Y. Nominees

[somefucker]

There are many contenders - pros, ams, shop owners, randoms, even SLAPs very own.

I'm nominating this Jah clone.

[maggot cunt]

There are many contenders - pros, ams, shop owners, randoms, even SLAPs very own.

I'm nominating this Jah clone.

this guys just doin his thing

KOTY goes to nikel. ya kickflip back 50 wasnt a make g

[somefucker]

this guys just doin his thing

KOTY goes to nikel. ya kickflip back 50 wasnt a make g

its the hands for me, aside from the 'please god' lock in.

this dude's kit tho really made me watch multiple times.

[Mean salto]

That poster guy. Harmony and Sumner really came out swinging for a big finish.
I'll throw in jenkem for an also ran/shout out.  I'm too dum to put my thoughts into words but something about the Sumner interview wasn't quite right. Sumner deserves it but it also seemed real ratty

[somefucker]

That poster guy. Harmony and Sumner really came out swinging for a big finish.
I'll throw in jenkem for an also ran/shout out.  I'm too dum to put my thoughts into words but something about the Sumner interview wasn't quite right. Sumner deserves it but it also seemed real ratty

yeah, it's called Jenkem's angles on these questions sucked, and Sumner is a broken record. def a top contender, both interviewer and Sumner.

[skunty]

KOTY cant go to this 5 year old youtube clip. gotta be berra

edit: also that dogpiss air guy's fully rocking his aesthetic. just look at him holy fuck he's glorious

[Paperclip20]

berra or paul fart

[Bristol_Palin]

I liked this clip. I roll with this clip. This clip sort of ruled. I cant help but back everything about this clip.

[thebacker]

100% jagger sign dude at tampa


gets called out by berra in person and acts like a giant pussy
then comes on here to explain himself only to bump himself up a few tiers on the kook totem pole

[MysticalTypeExperience]

I officially nominate Burberry Erry

[somefucker]

Made a poll for the week. I'm missing people but it's a start.

[somefucker]

100% jagger sign dude at tampa


gets called out by berra in person and acts like a giant pussy
then comes on here to explain himself only to bump himself up a few tiers on the kook totem pole

lol fuck didn't see that follow up but would've been funnier if he never came on here at all.

[rawbertson.]

I officially nominate Burberry Erry

lmfao clown ass bich

[theotherguy]

I think a true K.O.T.Y. is someone that comes out of nowhere to kook it. This is Paul Fart.

[skunty]

I think a true K.O.T.Y. is someone that comes out of nowhere to kook it. This is Paul Fart.

yeah but Berra has been super prolific and has really taken kookness to new levels. like Jeron said if Berra doesn't win it this year then it must be rigged

[DaleSr]

Paul fart too. That's a deep dark hole we all went down

[Prinzy]

People like Burberry and Berra make Suciu-esc pushes and panders to be KOTY.

Real KOTY's live that shit, day in, day out.

So I gotta vote Paul.

[City of Drunken Totems]

Davonte Jolly

[cherry]

Everyone on the list is just one consciousness in different entities so it’s hard to choose

Confused self proclaimed do gooders who end up causing more harm to any situation

Gotta go with Steve Berra tho. I want to blame him as the main force behind cariuma which is going to have a longer lasting effect in skating (unfortunately) than Brian sumner or Paul hart. If Tampa was covered in anti gay Jesus propaganda and sumner was paying Facebook for ads he would take the cake easy

[rawbertson.]

burberry erry on homophobia. he said "my kickflip looked like i kicked a cock" and a bunch of other cock-sucking references. one can only assume he is asserting his dominance of spikey cock onto others.

[somesortofspin]

you want Berra to win only because he is a old pro
how about Burberry and Paul hart? they had much more kook output this year
it all started with sinner in 2019 when he said kook shit after kook shit by the end of the year
I think since than everyone tries to have a late run for KOTY
you decide but to me its Paul hart

[lucascbn]

I officially nominate Burberry Erry

this live lead me to this golden gem:

[pause]

what did paul hart do this time?

[rawbertson.]

what did paul hart do this time?

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=118116.msg3625898#msg3625898

[Mandatory Reload]

Weck gotta be in the running, no?

[notmikerusczyk]

so we're not kooking the guy that sparked a core shop to shut down?

[somefucker]

Weck gotta be in the running, no?

he's a lifer.

edit: to clairfy, dude had a period between his 15 min of fame and 9 club appearance where he did IG livestreams setting up a bench in Walmart and doing sets w free weights. dude embraces the kook life and therefore is disqualified for KOTY

[Eric Dolphy]

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100% jagger sign dude at tampa


gets called out by berra in person and acts like a giant pussy
then comes on here to explain himself only to bump himself up a few tiers on the kook totem pole

[close]

lol fuck didn't see that follow up but would've been funnier if he never came on here at all.

Nahhh that was delicious kookery, i loved his epic meltdown in the thread

[TheDraught]

There are many contenders - pros, ams, shop owners, randoms, even SLAPs very own.

I'm nominating this Jah clone.

I bet this guy gets mad pussy just by pretending to be him.

[veritas]

This is almost too difficult to decide on but “Cariuma skateboard legend Mike V” made me laugh out loud

Gotta be Paul Fart and Burrito Joe for getting white girl wasted at the WuTang show and trying to call out Dill and AVE ofor “claiming streets” and stealing Footprint technology. I love the mental image of Hood Dill and AVE the mad scientist in a lab somewhere stealing trade secrets for Vans