Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 585077 times)

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #3360 on:** March 20, 2019, 10:46:54 AM »

How many duders with the last name Henry are in skating right now? Christian Henry, Dustin Henry, Justin Henry, Dom Henry...I know I've talked about this before but it's confusing.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3361 on:** March 24, 2019, 07:01:47 PM »

What’s up with all the jokes and everyone yucking it up in the British Parliament?

How do they expect to get shit done if they just keep zinging each other all day?

ChuckRamone · « **Reply #3362 on:** March 24, 2019, 07:56:10 PM »

why are some bags of chips made so that you have to rip off the corner to open them? I prefer to pull the seam apart like a normal person.

Bumpovertrash · « **Reply #3363 on:** March 24, 2019, 11:22:45 PM »

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Why snowboardings the best.

Being on the mountain looking out over a range of other mountains. Bombing the hill, hitting side jumps, getting butters. Piecing together a bunch of different styles of snowboarding in one run.

Nothing beats it
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i know youre trolling but snowboarding is a joke, shit is so easy even a caveman could do it and the slang/culture around it is pretty much any pauly shore movie from the 90's.

so what im getting at is, even brendan fraser could do it if he felt like wasting money on gear and a lift ticket.

so when youre out there ripping the freshie cord/groomed trails lean back and do a butter for the weasel.
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Only troll I know is Trollhaugen my dude.

Easier said than done ask ishod. The hill is serving up sotys
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i got a job working on a mountain shooting photos and riding every day. i had to get tested to get the job and i took my ride test after one run. it isnt that hard, especially if you have a skate background.
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That sounds sick! Bet you had fun though

Snowboarding is fun but, you need snow,hill,boots,board possibly 4x4 to get you where your goin goggles all the shit then you pay 100$ fuckin dollars to ride or like 2k for a season pass or some shit. Even just putting on all the gear pisses me off and takes forever. I do love the speed though.

Snowboardingsbetter · « **Reply #3364 on:** March 25, 2019, 08:47:46 AM »

Quote from: Bumpovertrash on March 24, 2019, 11:22:45 PM

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Why snowboardings the best.

Being on the mountain looking out over a range of other mountains. Bombing the hill, hitting side jumps, getting butters. Piecing together a bunch of different styles of snowboarding in one run.

Nothing beats it
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i know youre trolling but snowboarding is a joke, shit is so easy even a caveman could do it and the slang/culture around it is pretty much any pauly shore movie from the 90's.

so what im getting at is, even brendan fraser could do it if he felt like wasting money on gear and a lift ticket.

so when youre out there ripping the freshie cord/groomed trails lean back and do a butter for the weasel.
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Only troll I know is Trollhaugen my dude.

Easier said than done ask ishod. The hill is serving up sotys
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i got a job working on a mountain shooting photos and riding every day. i had to get tested to get the job and i took my ride test after one run. it isnt that hard, especially if you have a skate background.
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That sounds sick! Bet you had fun though
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Snowboarding is fun but, you need snow,hill,boots,board possibly 4x4 to get you where your goin goggles all the shit then you pay 100$ fuckin dollars to ride or like 2k for a season pass or some shit. Even just putting on all the gear pisses me off and takes forever. I do love the speed though.

If you’re spending that kinda cash on lift tickets you’re not doing enough research. There are deals everywhere.

jakeumms · « **Reply #3365 on:** March 25, 2019, 10:51:06 AM »

More like snoreboarding, am I right?

Dwyck · « **Reply #3366 on:** March 25, 2019, 11:24:13 AM »

i love a sport where you have to game the system like youre buying an airline ticket to not get ripped off

Snowboardingsbetter · « **Reply #3367 on:** March 25, 2019, 01:51:31 PM »

Quote from: Dwyck on March 25, 2019, 11:24:13 AM

i love a sport where you have to game the system like youre buying an airline ticket to not get ripped off

Oh ya I forgot skateboarders buy full priced shoes and gear cause there isn’t a sale gear thread on this very site or anything

ungzilla · « **Reply #3368 on:** March 25, 2019, 02:03:08 PM »

snowboarding is ok but basketball is so much better ur a fuckin idiot to be snowboarding when you could be doing slarm dunks and shooting 9 pointers

redcurb12 · « **Reply #3369 on:** March 25, 2019, 03:04:08 PM »

3 sets of twins???

Snowboardingsbetter · « **Reply #3370 on:** March 25, 2019, 03:50:52 PM »

Quote from: ungzilla on March 25, 2019, 02:03:08 PM

snowboarding is ok but basketball is so much better ur a fuckin idiot to be snowboarding when you could be doing slarm dunks and shooting 9 pointers

I’m Steve Nash

Dwyck · « **Reply #3371 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:51:05 PM »

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i love a sport where you have to game the system like youre buying an airline ticket to not get ripped off
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Oh ya I forgot skateboarders buy full priced shoes and gear cause there isn’t a sale gear thread on this very site or anything

nice try but i'm talking about lift tickets. i dont have to drop $95 bucks to go skate a plaza in brooklyn

cosmicgypsies · « **Reply #3372 on:** March 27, 2019, 12:58:55 PM »

cheese is just a loaf of milk

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3373 on:** March 27, 2019, 06:27:27 PM »

Quote from: cosmicgypsies on March 27, 2019, 12:58:55 PM

cheese is just a loaf of milk

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #3374 on:** March 27, 2019, 11:43:47 PM »

Quote from: Dwyck on March 25, 2019, 07:51:05 PM

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i love a sport where you have to game the system like youre buying an airline ticket to not get ripped off
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Oh ya I forgot skateboarders buy full priced shoes and gear cause there isn’t a sale gear thread on this very site or anything
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nice try but i'm talking about lift tickets. i dont have to drop $95 bucks to go skate a plaza in brooklyn

You dont need money to snowboard or ski. Used snowboards are dirt cheap and you just walk up the hill.

JB · « **Reply #3375 on:** March 28, 2019, 05:11:59 AM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on March 27, 2019, 11:43:47 PM

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Quote from: Dwyck on March 25, 2019, 11:24:13 AM
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i love a sport where you have to game the system like youre buying an airline ticket to not get ripped off
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Oh ya I forgot skateboarders buy full priced shoes and gear cause there isn’t a sale gear thread on this very site or anything
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nice try but i'm talking about lift tickets. i dont have to drop $95 bucks to go skate a plaza in brooklyn
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You dont need money to snowboard or ski. Used snowboards are dirt cheap and you just walk up the hill.

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #3376 on:** March 28, 2019, 10:28:41 AM »

Anyone out there have a Dylan. gravis promo DVD they’d get rid of? PM me, open to buy or trades.

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #3377 on:** March 30, 2019, 11:41:38 AM »

How an edit of Jaws would look filmed by Bill Strobeck

ChuckRamone · « **Reply #3378 on:** March 30, 2019, 09:10:12 PM »

how it's easy to imagine what someone would look like if they were another gender. it makes pretty much everyone not hot at all. like I could easily imagine what a woman would look like if she were a dude or vice versa. this also has to do with my getting older and more asexual. sex is kinda disgusting and people's faces and bodies are too. I don't care how hot the person is. they shit and fart and their buttholes get stinky from dried-up shit and sweat and intestinal gas leaking out. and their dicks and vaginas and tits and asses are gross too. fuck humans. we're just ugly ass apes with less hair but a lot of us really like the way we look to the point of narcissism. what the fuck is that all about? when people are really into themselves, it makes them even uglier than they already are. humans are grotesque. despite what people have told you, you're not beautiful, even if you are. you're just biologically programmed to like yourself and be attracted to your own species.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3379 on:** March 30, 2019, 09:14:45 PM »

Quote from: ChuckRamone on March 30, 2019, 09:10:12 PM

fuck humans. we're just ugly ass apes with less hair but a lot of us really like the way we look to the point of narcissism. what the fuck is that all about? when people are really into themselves, it makes them even uglier than they already are. humans are grotesque. despite what people have told you, you're not beautiful, even if you are. you're just biologically programmed to like yourself and be attracted to your own species.

And Rog has the nerve to say that people on slap are negative.

delaware county · « **Reply #3380 on:** March 31, 2019, 09:32:50 AM »

why haven't I ever seen a baby pigeon.... they just get born fully grown? what the fuck is up with pigeons?

RCB3 · « **Reply #3381 on:** March 31, 2019, 10:39:08 AM »

Quote from: delaware county on March 31, 2019, 09:32:50 AM

why haven't I ever seen a baby pigeon.... they just get born fully grown? what the fuck is up with pigeons?

Woah, this got me all messed up.

chris gentryfied · « **Reply #3382 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:45:27 PM »

go under a bridge, you'll find pigeon eggs. they're not fullsized. you don't see the babies cause they don't leave the nest. bees are born full size though.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3383 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:13:49 PM »

If we are ever visited by aliens, they’re going to freak when they find out about all the Sonic the Hedgehog pornography on the internet.

All I’m saying is that we’d better start coming up with a good excuse.

jakeumms · « **Reply #3384 on:** March 31, 2019, 03:07:38 PM »

You see sir when a Mommy boy gets very sad...

Bagelskate · « **Reply #3385 on:** March 31, 2019, 03:29:30 PM »

Maybe they’ve seen it already and choose to stay away

delaware county · « **Reply #3386 on:** March 31, 2019, 03:51:55 PM »

maybe the aliens heard about the bees being born full size and that also scared them along with the sonic the hedgehog porn

ChuckRamone · « **Reply #3387 on:** April 01, 2019, 10:08:32 PM »

the old die hipster blog. man, that dude was bitter and angry. one day it just disappeared. was the person behind it ever named? probably some old fuck who hated himself.

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #3388 on:** April 01, 2019, 10:42:33 PM »

Quote from: ChuckRamone on March 30, 2019, 09:10:12 PM

how it's easy to imagine what someone would look like if they were another gender. it makes pretty much everyone not hot at all. like I could easily imagine what a woman would look like if she were a dude or vice versa. this also has to do with my getting older and more asexual. sex is kinda disgusting and people's faces and bodies are too. I don't care how hot the person is. they shit and fart and their buttholes get stinky from dried-up shit and sweat and intestinal gas leaking out. and their dicks and vaginas and tits and asses are gross too. fuck humans. we're just ugly ass apes with less hair but a lot of us really like the way we look to the point of narcissism. what the fuck is that all about? when people are really into themselves, it makes them even uglier than they already are. humans are grotesque. despite what people have told you, you're not beautiful, even if you are. you're just biologically programmed to like yourself and be attracted to your own species.

Beauty is where you find it.

straight · « **Reply #3389 on:** April 04, 2019, 12:21:01 PM »

why ppl like that vintage buffalo exchange style wardrobe .. like that their back nba shirts but it’s some dumb 7/11 sponsored t shirt idk .. like one or two ya i get but when that’s all you wear damn you look really bad always

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