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I freely admitted to plowing some dude in that other thread, bro. I am openly bisexual.
Okay, let's slow it down a little here, Pony Boy. I didn't give enough of fuck to take note of anything you've ever written, but thanks for sharing.
Now, answer my question. How did they react when you came out? Or have you?
I'm fully aware that I am a kook.
Good, so you've identified the problem, step 2 is washing it off, kid (Zellinsky auto parts inflectlion).
The rambling about kooks and gnars thing is a schtick but not really because I'm obviously desperate for attention.
Here we go, baby. Common ground. I completely agree!
All the stuff about my mom? Lol she'd be a little more interesting if she was promiscuous. She's a dork.
Ahhhhhh ignorance is bliss, huh Sport? She may be a dork, Stolzy, but she's Daddy's Dork and I find her VERY interesting. I'm sure she thinks you're a perfect gentleman and dork too.
How shattered would she be? Or you, to learn the filthy, smutty, truth?
I guess, I let the "cat out of the bag" (in more ways than one) about Mommy Dearest, but dont make it awkward you ever see me around the house. Just keep the boxers starched and pressed (and dont be sniffing em either, you creepy little fuck). And don't you worry Champ, nobody is gonna "blow the whistle" on ya (HEY, eyes up here, it's a figure of speech), your secret is in "the vault".
As for starching your boxers? Tryhards aren't my type, mang. Put a little less effort into your goofy ass posts and you may huff my pp for a handsome price.
Okay, I'll circle back to the criminal aspect of a male prostitute openly propositioning people in a public forum, which by the way, MUST have some type of rule prohibiting such overt acts of criminality, lest SLAP be reduced to some "back page" in the weekly free rag. But man, your delusions of grandeur are on full display here, sweet prince.
A couple more observations:
Its NOT that you wouldn't necessarily wash, starch, and press my boxers, it's that I'm not your type, or else you would? Got It.
Try hard? Oh, how cute, the little Buckin' Bronco thinks this is a challenge for me? No, no, sweety. See, I am really just a big "pussy cat" and you're my little "ball of yarn", there Stolzy Boi.
This is you btw. A dude in a helmet doing front board yo-yo tricks in a skatepark on Ben Nordberg's instagram. That may do it for some people but ya ain't my cup of tea, you weird fucking spaz.
Cute one Sport. Yet, cuter still is the admitted Kook, desperate for attention, running around like a lapdog, (SLAPdog), humping everyone's leg, begging for gnars, calling ME the spaz. Imagine irony being THIS lost on someone.
Okay Tiger, I'll play along. I'm the spaz.
Now, for anyone just tuning in, let's look at a more "accurate" portrayal of Jim "Ace" Stolzboi and I's interaction up to this point. I will be playing the role of the Wachutu "spaz", enjoy: