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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2019, 07:01:45 PM »
I had a friend fail a test because his pee was clean, but he got caught by his boss lighting up a celebratory joint 15 minutes later.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2019, 08:40:44 PM »
I had a friend fail a test because his pee was clean, but he got caught by his boss lighting up a celebratory joint 15 minutes later.
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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2019, 11:17:15 PM »
I passed a drug test for this job I was trying to get and got a congratulatory email from the HR guy. A little while later I was at a bbq that my coworker was having and we were talking about this HR guy (who everyone HATED) and I told them about this email. They all told me none of them got this congratulatory email despite the fact that they all went through the same exact process with the same exact people. I think the guy expected (maybe wanted) me to fail the test. Little did he know I hadn't smoked in a long time because I was broke because I had no job.

This same guy later fired me because I took vacation for a month without approval. He called me when I was at the airport telling me I was fired and I think he really enjoyed that.

Good luck on your test, if you have it.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2019, 10:37:58 PM »
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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2019, 10:51:28 PM »
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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #65 on: July 25, 2019, 08:18:26 AM »
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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2019, 10:35:25 AM »
I passed a drug test for this job I was trying to get and got a congratulatory email from the HR guy. A little while later I was at a bbq that my coworker was having and we were talking about this HR guy (who everyone HATED) and I told them about this email. They all told me none of them got this congratulatory email despite the fact that they all went through the same exact process with the same exact people. I think the guy expected (maybe wanted) me to fail the test. Little did he know I hadn't smoked in a long time because I was broke because I had no job.

This same guy later fired me because I took vacation for a month without approval. He called me when I was at the airport telling me I was fired and I think he really enjoyed that.

Good luck on your test, if you have it.

I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry
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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2019, 06:11:43 AM »
I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry

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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2019, 07:28:37 AM »
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I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry
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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2019, 08:05:13 AM »
I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry

My boss said it was OK for me to take the vacation, but his boss (who is an idiot with huge fake tits who loves kid rock and eminem) said "I'd rather if you didn't take this trip." She basically suggested I not take the days off. Then, they had HR fire me over the phone. I got a better job immediately after, for which I've never take a drug test.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
« Reply #70 on: July 26, 2019, 08:22:16 AM »
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I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry
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