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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #60 on: May 09, 2024, 08:54:22 AM »
You should change your screen name to wet blanket

I don’t get it

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #61 on: May 09, 2024, 08:57:40 AM »
def tik tok

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #62 on: May 09, 2024, 12:29:46 PM »
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everyone in this thread expressing disapproval of people looking happy when they're skating either have a lot of problems in their lives that they need to deal with and are letting out their frustration on others or are huge kooks that have their heads too far up their own asses, either way around it mind your own business and don't be such a bummer. It's one thing to have fake steeze (which Dylan Jaeb is guilty of), it's a completely different thing to feel good about yourself and have a good time.
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foreal. tho gotta admit i appreciate the honesty from the dude who said that shit blatantly. that would be pretty shameful to admit but then again they couldve been fucking around
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Definitely not fucking around. People on here saying 'he's just happy! leave him alone' or that he's simply pogging are cumpletely missing the point. It's hard to capture in a single screen shot, but jaebing is less about joy and more about the desperate attempt to sell your tricks as shocking or more spontaneous than they actually are; that you can't believe what just happened and therefore your YouTube Reels audience should be equally shocked. Anything so contrived has no place in skateboarding. It's the face version of safety hands. It's the fake orgasm that hallmarks absolute misery, an inability to exist in the moment. Looking back at the camera post roll away, displaying genuine disbelief, is always welcome, especially if the landing was truly unexpected. But there's something more to Jaeb's emoting, something dark, something unsettling and pathological and it needs to be stopped. When fake steeze is compounded by fake reaction, fake emotion, fake everything, your left with fake skateboarding, to the point where you could fakie flip wallenburg for fucks sake and it mean absolutely nothing.
Yeah I get it. Self-imposed soy face after every trick is the kind of thing that adheres to Youtuber thumbnail posting law.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #63 on: May 09, 2024, 06:00:23 PM »
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You should change your screen name to wet blanket
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I don’t get it
Being a bummer

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #64 on: May 09, 2024, 06:11:29 PM »
What gifted hater does to a mf
check my music

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #65 on: May 09, 2024, 09:04:33 PM »
What gifted hater does to a mf

OK @skatepapparazi


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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2024, 09:11:48 PM »
That you?

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #67 on: May 09, 2024, 09:18:11 PM »
Better than screaming “let’s fucking go”

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #68 on: May 09, 2024, 10:02:06 PM »

I see your Jaebing and raise you a Marti-ing. Smile god.

Watching Nico Marti and Nelly skate makes me happy. Loved their smiles.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2024, 01:01:27 AM »

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #70 on: May 10, 2024, 05:54:54 AM »
jaeb himself

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #71 on: May 10, 2024, 07:01:48 AM »
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It definitely pisses me off when I see another person who is happy.
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beautiful 16000th post
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Holy fuck I have no life.
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beautiful 16001st post.

Life — restored. Thank you Paul Cicero.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #72 on: May 10, 2024, 08:04:52 AM »
Jeab'd

In

My pants

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #73 on: May 10, 2024, 08:33:30 AM »
We're Jaebin' (jaebin, jaebin, jaebin)

I wanna Jaebin' with you

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #74 on: May 10, 2024, 08:36:17 AM »
Better than screaming “let’s fucking go”
True dat, nothing is more annoying.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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As Fuck.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2024, 09:24:42 AM »
Jaebba the Hutt
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2024, 04:19:36 PM »
Jaeben Smith

Jaeb Ruth

I Got You, Jaeb


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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #77 on: May 10, 2024, 05:23:28 PM »
Jaebraham Lincoln

Jaeb-Z

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #78 on: May 10, 2024, 06:46:15 PM »
I just rewatched Jaeb’s part and I’m ashamed to admit it, but I really liked it. Is that okay, or should I put my nuts in a vice and Jaeb them with a hot poker?

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #79 on: May 10, 2024, 09:15:46 PM »
lets give 'em something to Jaeb about

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2024, 09:19:20 PM »
Jaeb less

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #81 on: May 10, 2024, 09:24:30 PM »
Jaeberwockeez

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #82 on: May 10, 2024, 09:28:12 PM »
I just rewatched Jaeb’s part and I’m ashamed to admit it, but I really liked it. Is that okay, or should I put my nuts in a vice and Jaeb them with a hot poker?

def jaeb yourself

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #83 on: May 10, 2024, 09:40:03 PM »
Jaeby jaeby c'mon
Jaeby c'mon
Jaeby c'mo-ooooon
What the fuck anybody wanna do?
Right motherfucking now!
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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #84 on: May 10, 2024, 09:45:29 PM »
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I see your Jaebing and raise you a Marti-ing. Smile god.
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Watching Nico Marti and Nelly skate makes me happy. Loved their smiles.

For the record this is not Jaebing. Not even close. Frogging maybe but definitely not Jaebing. Nelly also a real one and very clearly does not give one single fuck what anyone thinks.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #85 on: May 10, 2024, 09:48:53 PM »
Jyabinghi mufuckas

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #86 on: May 11, 2024, 12:45:12 AM »
jaeb fully rips and seems like he's having a good time doing it... what's wrong with that?

also, can someone explain where he's guilty of fake steeze?

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #87 on: May 11, 2024, 01:34:24 AM »
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You should change your screen name to wet blanket
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I don’t get it
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Being a bummer

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #88 on: May 11, 2024, 01:37:46 AM »
jaeb fully rips and seems like he's having a good time doing it... what's wrong with that?

also, can someone explain where he's guilty of fake steeze?

You son of a Jaeb!

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #89 on: May 11, 2024, 02:43:36 AM »
Thou shalt not fake thy steeze. (Book of Jaeb)