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You should change your screen name to wet blanket
Quote from: DERBY on May 07, 2024, 04:36:49 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: dr.prestige on May 07, 2024, 03:56:35 PMExpand Quoteeveryone in this thread expressing disapproval of people looking happy when they're skating either have a lot of problems in their lives that they need to deal with and are letting out their frustration on others or are huge kooks that have their heads too far up their own asses, either way around it mind your own business and don't be such a bummer. It's one thing to have fake steeze (which Dylan Jaeb is guilty of), it's a completely different thing to feel good about yourself and have a good time.[close]foreal. tho gotta admit i appreciate the honesty from the dude who said that shit blatantly. that would be pretty shameful to admit but then again they couldve been fucking around [close]Definitely not fucking around. People on here saying 'he's just happy! leave him alone' or that he's simply pogging are cumpletely missing the point. It's hard to capture in a single screen shot, but jaebing is less about joy and more about the desperate attempt to sell your tricks as shocking or more spontaneous than they actually are; that you can't believe what just happened and therefore your YouTube Reels audience should be equally shocked. Anything so contrived has no place in skateboarding. It's the face version of safety hands. It's the fake orgasm that hallmarks absolute misery, an inability to exist in the moment. Looking back at the camera post roll away, displaying genuine disbelief, is always welcome, especially if the landing was truly unexpected. But there's something more to Jaeb's emoting, something dark, something unsettling and pathological and it needs to be stopped. When fake steeze is compounded by fake reaction, fake emotion, fake everything, your left with fake skateboarding, to the point where you could fakie flip wallenburg for fucks sake and it mean absolutely nothing.
Quote from: dr.prestige on May 07, 2024, 03:56:35 PMExpand Quoteeveryone in this thread expressing disapproval of people looking happy when they're skating either have a lot of problems in their lives that they need to deal with and are letting out their frustration on others or are huge kooks that have their heads too far up their own asses, either way around it mind your own business and don't be such a bummer. It's one thing to have fake steeze (which Dylan Jaeb is guilty of), it's a completely different thing to feel good about yourself and have a good time.[close]foreal. tho gotta admit i appreciate the honesty from the dude who said that shit blatantly. that would be pretty shameful to admit but then again they couldve been fucking around [close]
everyone in this thread expressing disapproval of people looking happy when they're skating either have a lot of problems in their lives that they need to deal with and are letting out their frustration on others or are huge kooks that have their heads too far up their own asses, either way around it mind your own business and don't be such a bummer. It's one thing to have fake steeze (which Dylan Jaeb is guilty of), it's a completely different thing to feel good about yourself and have a good time.[close]
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.
Quote from: SatanicPanic on May 09, 2024, 08:05:39 AMExpand QuoteYou should change your screen name to wet blanket[close]I don’t get it
You should change your screen name to wet blanket[close]
What gifted hater does to a mf
I see your Jaebing and raise you a Marti-ing. Smile god.
That you?
Quote from: GAY on May 08, 2024, 07:54:52 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: roba on May 07, 2024, 01:00:18 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: GAY on May 07, 2024, 06:23:11 AMExpand QuoteIt definitely pisses me off when I see another person who is happy.[close]beautiful 16000th post[close]Holy fuck I have no life.[close]beautiful 16001st post.
Quote from: roba on May 07, 2024, 01:00:18 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: GAY on May 07, 2024, 06:23:11 AMExpand QuoteIt definitely pisses me off when I see another person who is happy.[close]beautiful 16000th post[close]Holy fuck I have no life.[close]
Quote from: GAY on May 07, 2024, 06:23:11 AMExpand QuoteIt definitely pisses me off when I see another person who is happy.[close]beautiful 16000th post[close]
It definitely pisses me off when I see another person who is happy.[close]
Better than screaming “let’s fucking go”
Quote from: iw0 on July 08, 2021, 06:18:36 PMExpand Quoteforgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?[close]As Fuck.
forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?[close]
I just rewatched Jaeb’s part and I’m ashamed to admit it, but I really liked it. Is that okay, or should I put my nuts in a vice and Jaeb them with a hot poker?
Quote from: camel filters on May 07, 2024, 06:43:18 AMExpand QuoteI see your Jaebing and raise you a Marti-ing. Smile god.[close]Watching Nico Marti and Nelly skate makes me happy. Loved their smiles.
I see your Jaebing and raise you a Marti-ing. Smile god.[close]
Quote from: Buttworm on May 09, 2024, 08:54:22 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: SatanicPanic on May 09, 2024, 08:05:39 AMExpand QuoteYou should change your screen name to wet blanket[close]I don’t get it[close]Being a bummer
Quote from: SatanicPanic on May 09, 2024, 08:05:39 AMExpand QuoteYou should change your screen name to wet blanket[close]I don’t get it[close]
jaeb fully rips and seems like he's having a good time doing it... what's wrong with that?also, can someone explain where he's guilty of fake steeze?