Funny Myspace/Live Journal Pictures

[brooklyn brawler]

This thread has attracted so many goths, it'll turn into their new dating service.

[k-nutz]

I knew this girl in highschool. Her family had a deadbeat dad. Next thing I know, she was serving me at Hooter's, with a new pair of tits and a university education.

Her dad is now poor. Congrats to her.

her boobs are lopsided.

[Jura]

She kinda looks like a horse.

Not alot.

But just enough to make me want to jump on her back and smack her with my whip.

[Bubblegum Tate]

When are people gonna learn to hide their emails if they have pictures like this... DUH!!!

May I introduce of all of you to, DamianDarkShade.




About me:
Hello dark souls, I'm Damien. Your host for the most heart pounding hour of metal music. I'm ready to expose my soul to the world.

hahahahahahahahahahaha.. link?

[donnie_murdo]

You think you really have it good don't you....................

Yeah i have it pretty good thanks

The main reason I put myself on the line just for you nipple heads is to make fun of me and give me all this jive.....I

Ohh ?

've been thier and done that!.....

No seriously you haven't - that's totally unrealistic

I can take anything you dish out!..............

Ok then you can leave - close the door behind you thanks

No regret's......

Everyone has regrets

Puppies that's all you are to me...

What kind ? Can i be a golden lab ?

Entertainment.......

You are, but not very good entertainment

By the way I don't do utube skate board challenges......

You didn't read how stupid that sounds did you ?

I do mine in reality , what ever it may be from climbing rocks to surfing sand dunes and takeing on gators it's all about the rush............

Umm, it's a skateboard forum, so no one really cares about you're XTERMEness, maybe Schekler, but, only 13 year olds are impressed by shit like that, not skateboarders in there 20's and 30's

I've done it......

That's not ture

I live my life to it's fullest and I will not stop ever!!!!...........

Good for you ! Everyone has potential, if dress like a 15 year old and being extreme is for you, you should call BAM right now !

Oh by the way two people that frequent.this website have already paid to have my art work on thier boards...............Kisses & Roses

Ohh you've got intouch with Bam already ?

Some boringness no one read

Ohh a song no one read

You will never get rid of me until you stop harping people on my space....

Guess it kills time at work, but well, you know pros and cons

Wait! Wait!

For ?

Maybe I should do the same thing to you that you do to me....

Be bored by your uninventiveness and Marolyn Manson cloning ?

Fight fire with fire....

They do actually do that in forest fires

You make fun of us..........

Well come on, you make it pretty easy.

Now we make fun of you,....

Ok

Evermore, Forevermore ,Nevermore.........I

Honestly just read that - you see how dumb it sounds

f you can dish it out so can we...

Who's the "we" you and the other online Warlocks ?

Take no offence but your the one's who brought on this heat in the first place...

Well not really, i don't actually feel any heat, more cringing at you and your come backs

.Let's see how you handle a taste of your own medicine..............

Well normally i tell people to drink water and have a chill if they don't feel well, so ok, that's cool with me

Evermore...............

See how silly that sounds

I know over 57 skaters that have big heads and they think they know everything...............

You actually counted them, or are these the guy's at the role playing games club that are in to Bam/RPG's and will be jocks or engineers in 2 years ?

Say what you will I am still in the beggining of my prime.

Well lets say 40 the new 30 (which it isn't by the way) then i say good on you for moving out of your Mum's and getting to dress yourself !

If you want that skate off challenge that bad send me a message on myspace.........

Why not just message you here you obviously check your PM's

By the way I don't do utube challenge's....

Well lets have a valid reason then

I do mine in person..............

Oh, well yeah, but you keep changing it to shit like horse riding in a forest while orks throw stones at you and fire maidens throw fire and then have to wrestle a gaint piglet with a level 7 monkey on it's back for extra extreme points - the skate off was what was on the table nothing else take it or leave

I will tell you this I have only been beaten in a skate challenge twice....

Who beat you is this in "Tony Hawks" game or something ?

out of 237...

You keep count ?

Evermore 

Cringe

  Talk the talk that's all it is..........

Well you seem pretty good at it

Now can you nipple heads walk the line.......

Which line ? i'll give it a try !

Evermore

Ooooffff


Sorry i had to do it...........kittypaw

[brooklyn brawler]

^^^If I could fit all that in my signature, I would.

[Jura]

hahahahahahahahahahaha.. link?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=157838759

there you go.

And Donnie, kudos my friend. That was amazing!

[L.S]

ok, no way any of those people sapphireheaven and them are real. no fucking way.

[Jura]

Im sorry, the shit keeps hitting the fan. Check out this sweet piece.

    How Hot Thou Topic?

 

8 And Damien entered again into the hot topic; and there was a man there which had a withered hand.

9 And the emos watched him, whether he would heal him in this feeble storefront; that they might accuse him.

10 And he saith unto the man which had the withered hand, Stand forth!

11 And he saith unto them, Is it lawful to do good in the hot topic, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? But the emotional kids held their peace.

12 And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for the hardness of their hearts, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched it out: and his hand was restored whole as the other.

13 And the emo kids went forth, and straightway took counsel with the Death Cab cuties against him, how they might destroy him by writing impotent lyrical verse.

[donnie_murdo]

It's just so, so, so bad, everything and i mean everything has to be so dramatic, it's just shockingly bad, i cringe for these people i'm actually glad they are bullied and have to live like this, they think it makes them "better then everyone else" not equal like every is - it the "higher than thou" attitude which is just funny, in such a sad, sad way


If a goth cries into a lace hankie alone at night does anyone hear ?

No - because no one cares. . . . .

They're only glad that the goth isn't there forcing there shitness on them

[k-nutz]

.....and I'm only 125 pounds.

so you're only about half the size of the "women" you stalk on myspace

........I can lift a 4 hundred pound log onto my shoulder.....

must come in handy on dates

[grimcity]

You better wake up. The world you live in is nothing but a sugarcoated topping! There is another world beneath it. the real world And if you want to survive it you better learn how to PULL THE TRIGGER! . The real world.

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAA... I knew that shit sounded familiar when I first read it... you're quoting Wesley Snipes from Blade? haaaaaaahahahahahahahah

...and with that:

You there, stop! I must show you my leaky starfish!

[Jackers]

Man he's seriously enjoying this now, and will put on more costumes to post on his yspace
Can we just use the goth kryptonite till the JT vs raven skate of..

seriously...the worst thing you can do to a goth is ignore them.  its like their kryptonite...

Or probably post more goth broads till he post and demand more attention towards him.

[donnie_murdo]

i just laughted SO hard at his myspace, honestly search his "goth name" on google and you can read some of his shit "novels" man it's so fucking rubbish, he cracks me up, ok getting bullied for being a twat is one thing, but then carrying that on through your IT career while hiding it as your secret shame, having a goth name, being "semi" gay, saying your 35 when your obviously in your 40's, claiming you've done "everythng", while being dressed in girls cloths, commenting yourself as "cute" while suppressing your real life, is so fucking hilarious i can't get over it.

Fuck he's willing to "sand ski" in Colarado while attacking animals - i mean that not really Goth is it, it's more millenium Jock isn't it, like super Jock or something .. .. .. . .. . . . . . . pishypawpaw. . .. onionraw. ... . ..poopiehoare......dinosaur

[diegomenendez]

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get out of the closet or i'll shoot you! join me!

[close]

any relation to menendez?

[close]

Pilots carry Barretta Pistols

None, I would never own a plastic rifle (m16 varients)

[close]

You will when it's your best friend once you're a squadie

[sebastian toombs]

hes defending our freedom to bear lion sculptures...   

[E.l.G]

Fuck man....this topic.

[Bill]

[stagefright]

jayme fortune, erik ellington, david loy and dustin dollin

[DamienDarkshade]

I almost forgot about Mr. Ravens best bud...

Drum roll please...

May I re-introduce, Nikki 9 Lives!!!!!!





Gosh, life can be so hard sometimes...

What's this guy's URL?

[Derka Derk]

jayme fortune, erik ellington, david loy and dustin dollin

and it looks like david just crapped his pants

[bbk]

found this on ravens friends

[Alan]

Again, speechless.
..................................Alanmore

[donnie_murdo]

I wounder what his Goth name is, poor bellend

[grimcity]

Drehobl needs to lose his nickname so we can call Corey "Corpsey." He's earned it.

We could call Dan "Pasty" or something. Not hating on Dan, btw.

[brooklyn brawler]

[Jura]

^^^ What a lazy fat ass fuck.

Fucking unbelievable.

[isaac]

That is one of the many reason's why this country is going to hell in a hand basket.

[SapphireRavenLudwick]

I found this in your rules under copyright section.

"They are posting my copyrighted material, how do I stop them?"


The first step is to get in touch with the owner of the site. If you can prove that the material is being distributed without permission, contact the host to have them temporarily suspend the offending account.


I will say this one last time you do not have my permission to post my pictures on this webiste

Read it and weep boy's myspace has been informed.

[jrock]

will you shut the fuck up already?  for someone who is so adamant about not caring what people think, you sure are jumping through hoops to impress people who don't like you.  Christ, you're a grown ass man...