Skate Youtuber joins Slap and you won't believe what he does next...

[SmarterChild]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, fluctuates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally fluctuated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which fluctuates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes.

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Are you really trying to subtly imply it’s racism that makes people hate you? You’re fucked dude. You never just assumed you deserve to get punched? That’s probably why you got kicked off every sponsor you had and ended up what I can only assume is a money laundering front for YouTubes pedophilia ring.

You suck dude stop quoting people on here and passing off slap threads as your own content. Boohoo you only make 1k of a YouTube video. You’re like the blandest human earth. Go away.

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SLAP THREADS AS YOUR OWN CONTENT!  Omg😂 what the fuck do you think is happening?  art?  "Mom I can't be bothered, I'm working on my art" proceeds to post a headline from some random bullshit you heard in a skateshop/youtube comment section. "wow it's beautiful, hopefully my regurgitated art/gossip stops here, because now i own this gossip, hopefully no one with more followers is as artistic as me, and searches this public forum"

Jonah hill you are not shalom

[planman]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, fluctuates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally fluctuated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which fluctuates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes.

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Are you really trying to subtly imply it’s racism that makes people hate you? You’re fucked dude. You never just assumed you deserve to get punched? That’s probably why you got kicked off every sponsor you had and ended up what I can only assume is a money laundering front for YouTubes pedophilia ring.

You suck dude stop quoting people on here and passing off slap threads as your own content. Boohoo you only make 1k of a YouTube video. You’re like the blandest human earth. Go away.

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SLAP THREADS AS YOUR OWN CONTENT!  Omg😂 what the fuck do you think is happening?  art?  "Mom I can't be bothered, I'm working on my art" proceeds to post a headline from some random bullshit you heard in a skateshop/youtube comment section. "wow it's beautiful, hopefully my regurgitated art/gossip stops here, because now i own this gossip, hopefully no one with more followers is as artistic as me, and searches this public forum"

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Jonah hill you are not shalom

Jonah Hill is more shalom than John Hill

[Allez_Jambon]

ah man i get a little tight sometimes about being asian too but 'punchable face' is relating to your actions/responses rather than your background this time. it's kind of like being called a douche. no real threat of violence. it's not the nicest thing, but it's not the end of the world, you'll be fine. i'd rather be called a douche by somebody i'll never meet than have something racial said knowing that shit will exist whether or not that person knows anything about you.

[Kekumba]

Hey John Hill here's a headline for you: Suck My Fucking Wiener

[shingles]

I like how john hill tries to play off his down syndrome by claiming to be "asian". Nah, you aint foolin me dawg.

This is gold!

Shalom

[cosmicgypsies]

slap forumer joins youtube and you won't believe what he does next

[rob]

I wonder if Jonah hill had a slap account

[chris gentryfied]

I wonder if Jonah hill had a slap account

'i had a slap account but you know i was never that good. i was around Gay and Pete and botefdunn so i never posted, i just watched them kill it.' --- Jonah Hill

[Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein]

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I wonder if Jonah hill had a slap account

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'i had a slap account but you know i was never that good. i was around Gay and Pete and botefdunn so i never posted, i just watched them kill it.' --- Jonah Hill

Nice

Also john hill is the antishalom

[SHIREFLIP]

Nice

Also john hill is a schlub.

[concerned_parent]

anyone else questioning why $650 shirts on his website are sold out

[feedmeseymour]

im wondering how much john hill and dale decker pay dan corrigan to skate with them for their youtube videos.

[ShredLaw]

im wondering how much john hill and dale decker pay dan corrigan to skate with them for their youtube videos.

I'm pretty sure Dan is benefiting from a surplus of 12 year olds thinking he is the shit. My guess is enough to eat and fill his house on wheels with gas

[feedmeseymour]

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im wondering how much john hill and dale decker pay dan corrigan to skate with them for their youtube videos.

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I'm pretty sure Dan is benefiting from a surplus of 12 year olds thinking he is the shit. My guess is enough to eat and fill his house on wheels with gas

well then that means a surplus of 12 year olds also saw him do a trick on a shalom bench in his last video



SHALOMMMMMMM

edit:i forgot to mention, i was sent that from a 14 year old that skates my local park who is down with both dan and shalom.

[ShredLaw]

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im wondering how much john hill and dale decker pay dan corrigan to skate with them for their youtube videos.

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I'm pretty sure Dan is benefiting from a surplus of 12 year olds thinking he is the shit. My guess is enough to eat and fill his house on wheels with gas

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well then that means a surplus of 12 year olds also saw him do a trick on a shalom bench in his last video



SHALOMMMMMMM

edit:i forgot to mention, i was sent that from a 14 year old that skates my local park who is down with both dan and shalom.

Egregious.

Shalom swim upstream like Shalmon

[Allen.]

Don’t forget John Hill plageriszes.

[Seadramon]

Don’t forget John Hill plageriszes.

Wait!? This isn't this first time he's been caught ripping off other people's work/ideas? I'm completely shocked!