https://www.kion546.com/news/watsonville-man-arrested-for-having-a-stolen-car-and-illegal-gun/1072482114
"WATSONVILLE, Calif. - A Watsonville man was arrested by the CHP Thursday afternoon for vehicle theft and having an illegal gun.
Officers with the Auto Theft Task-Force served a search warrant at a house on Lilly Way outside Watsonville because they believed a stolen vehicle was at the property.
When officers arrived, they found the stolen vehicle and an illegally configured and unregistered assault rifle.
Jason Jessee, 49, was detained and arrested."
yikes he looks rough
For what? I assume you know more about it, or just randomly browse through that page on daily basis?
(https://i.ibb.co/CmSm4n5/JJmugshot-Dome.jpg)
I bet when you sleep, you don't have dreams, you have movies
How much fun can you possibly have with this photo?
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I bet when you sleep, you don't have dreams, you have movies
How much fun can you possibly have with this photo?[close]
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/beavisandbutthead/images/b/b1/Butt-head.png)
https://www.kion546.com/news/watsonville-man-arrested-for-having-a-stolen-car-and-illegal-gun/1072482114
"WATSONVILLE, Calif. - A Watsonville man was arrested by the CHP Thursday afternoon for vehicle theft and having an illegal gun.
Officers with the Auto Theft Task-Force served a search warrant at a house on Lilly Way outside Watsonville because they believed a stolen vehicle was at the property.
When officers arrived, they found the stolen vehicle and an illegally configured and unregistered assault rifle.
Jason Jessee, 49, was detained and arrested."
you could land multiple boeing 747's on that forehead
Expand QuoteFor what? I assume you know more about it, or just randomly browse through that page on daily basis?[close]
That site doesnt state crime info. However I do check it often to make sure friends of mine aren't on it.
https://www.kion546.com/news/watsonville-man-arrested-for-having-a-stolen-car-and-illegal-gun/1072482114
"WATSONVILLE, Calif. - A Watsonville man was arrested by the CHP Thursday afternoon for vehicle theft and having an illegal gun.
Officers with the Auto Theft Task-Force served a search warrant at a house on Lilly Way outside Watsonville because they believed a stolen vehicle was at the property.
When officers arrived, they found the stolen vehicle and an illegally configured and unregistered assault rifle.
Jason Jessee, 49, was detained and arrested."
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a8fcb8132d0f181157ce643a7d1190ac/tumblr_pqkrytaOkJ1xye9loo1_500.jpg)
As far as mugshots go, that’s not really half bad. Would it have killed him to crack a smile though?I thought they don't allow that any more, like passport's. Could easily be wrong as I haven't been arested in a long long time.
Eyes look red. Hammered or crying his eyes out?
I knew this guy was gonna get caught up in some shit. He could use some heart emojis on IG right now, solves everything.don't forget the lightning bolts and hammers.
Shouldn’t have gone on the 9 club. If he catches a bid no ones going to hold him down now he’s denounced “the cause”Well theres that. Did he actually get around to the denouncing tho? I didnt watch.
Pull up your socks 1010
I knew this guy was gonna get caught up in some shit. He could use some heart emojis on IG right now, solves everything.
(https://i.ibb.co/cgYYXm4/F56156-EF-E1-F8-4-D65-9163-997-A59-CE3-C39.png)
Don’t forget Kader right down the middleExpand Quote(https://i.ibb.co/cgYYXm4/F56156-EF-E1-F8-4-D65-9163-997-A59-CE3-C39.png)[close]
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Well theres that. Did he actually get around to the denouncing tho? I didnt watch.Expand QuoteShouldn’t have gone on the 9 club. If he catches a bid no ones going to hold him down now he’s denounced “the cause”
Pull up your socks 1010[close]
Expand QuoteI knew this guy was gonna get caught up in some shit. He could use some heart emojis on IG right now, solves everything.[close]
I got you....
(https://i.postimg.cc/LnnpNF7S/Screen-Shot-2019-04-26-at-9-14-41-AM.png) (https://postimg.cc/LnnpNF7S)(https://i.postimg.cc/7GmFnKnb/Screen-Shot-2019-04-26-at-9-14-58-AM.png) (https://postimg.cc/7GmFnKnb)
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Fully automatic rifles are legal on Remulak, tho
http://mugshotssantacruz.com/profile/4017765/jason-lee-jessee/
(https://i.ibb.co/CmSm4n5/JJmugshot-Dome.jpg)Expand Quotehttps://www.kion546.com/news/watsonville-man-arrested-for-having-a-stolen-car-and-illegal-gun/1072482114
"WATSONVILLE, Calif. - A Watsonville man was arrested by the CHP Thursday afternoon for vehicle theft and having an illegal gun.
Officers with the Auto Theft Task-Force served a search warrant at a house on Lilly Way outside Watsonville because they believed a stolen vehicle was at the property.
When officers arrived, they found the stolen vehicle and an illegally configured and unregistered assault rifle.
Jason Jessee, 49, was detained and arrested."[close]
The initial photo isn’t photoshopped? Woah..the photo OP used was my slightly altered photoshop but that just furthers your point.
No wonder this dude wears 2 hats, you could land a 747 on that gigantic forehead
Expand QuoteFor what? I assume you know more about it, or just randomly browse through that page on daily basis?[close]
That site doesnt state crime info. However I do check it often to make sure friends of mine aren't on it.
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I bet when you sleep, you don't have dreams, you have movies
How much fun can you possibly have with this photo?[close]
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/beavisandbutthead/images/b/b1/Butt-head.png)
These photoshops are fucking killing me, hahaha. Slap rules, 1010 sucks.
(https://i.imgur.com/q1kOAV0.jpg)
is it just me ?Oh my god, my sides hurt I've been laughing so hard these ;D ;D ;D
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what's this from? not getting the reference. i too want to laugh till my sides hurt...Oh my god, my sides hurt I've been laughing so hard these ;D ;D ;DExpand Quoteis it just me ?
(https://i.imgur.com/qxwiTMI.png)[close]
Thanks everyone!
what's this from? not getting the reference. i too want to laugh till my sides hurt...Expand QuoteOh my god, my sides hurt I've been laughing so hard these ;D ;D ;DExpand Quoteis it just me ?
(https://i.imgur.com/qxwiTMI.png)[close]
Thanks everyone![close]
i'm self conscious about how big my forehead is but this makes me feel very good about myself
Expand Quotewhat's this from? not getting the reference. i too want to laugh till my sides hurt...Expand QuoteOh my god, my sides hurt I've been laughing so hard these ;D ;D ;DExpand Quoteis it just me ?
(https://i.imgur.com/qxwiTMI.png)[close]
Thanks everyone![close][close]
Red dragon ! Also I don't want to imply any parallel between 1010 and mr red dragon, just physical ressemblance
(https://i.imgur.com/JHYUuu3.jpg)
:-\Expand QuoteExpand Quotewhat's this from? not getting the reference. i too want to laugh till my sides hurt...Expand QuoteOh my god, my sides hurt I've been laughing so hard these ;D ;D ;DExpand Quoteis it just me ?[close]
Thanks everyone![close][close]
Red dragon ! Also I don't want to imply any parallel between 1010 and mr red dragon, just physical ressemblance[close]
Same actor is m Gustav in grand Budapest and voldemort. Someone do 1010 as voldemort when he's in the back of that turban dudes head
You guys are meanYou’re ruining Keanu Reeves for a lot of people.
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Kooks pay attention: It's possible to kook yourself from being a pro skater who is basically getting paid for nothing all the way down to being a car thief. Granted DP did it better, but it's still not a good look for your post-skateboarding career. Time to learn an off-the-board skill.
That photo ur using kinda sucks man There are girls on here, we dont need dude club porn photos, thats just gonna discourage people.Expand Quotethis thread is great, hopefully it doesnt get deleted.[close]
hello shitbird
Could you explain what my shit rep (or ur shit rep for that matter) has to do with it?, or was that just a brain fart you made.Expand QuoteThat photo ur using kinda sucks man There are girls on here, we dont need dude club porn photos, thats just gonna discourage people.Expand QuoteExpand Quotethis thread is great, hopefully it doesnt get deleted.[close]
hello shitbird[close][close]
Rep: -573
Rep: -573
Forehead is distracting us from what’s really going on here
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Expand QuoteForehead is distracting us from what’s really going on here
(http://i67.tinypic.com/t8233n.png)[close]
Graphic design IS your passion!
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQHfzMYX/weigerJJ.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQHfzMYX/weigerJJ.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQHfzMYX/weigerJJ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/imLVUGz.gif)
SS stands for Screensaver
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Expand Quotethis thread is great, hopefully it doesnt get deleted.[close]hello shitbirdshalom
He can have a nice reunion with his old pals in the Aryan Brotherhood. Looking forward to his flawlessly on-brand Instagram apology.
Free Max B
Incarcerate Jason J
Danny Way Mega ramping over this fucker's forehead?
(https://i.imgur.com/0YQU6Kh.jpg)Fucking Lol Dude,
(https://i.imgur.com/0YQU6Kh.jpg)Best one by far.
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Holy shit!!
His eyes are set so close together; akin to a predator.
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQHfzMYX/weigerJJ.jpg)Hahahaha
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(https://i.imgur.com/Dc8AQ1j.png)[close]Don’t forget Kader right down the middle
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQHfzMYX/weigerJJ.jpg)
His partner in crime.Could someone photoshop JJ face on this? We need to make this a shirt and give them away for free.....
(http://media.galaxant.com/000/023/358/desktop-1406690125.png)
Best one by far.Expand Quote(https://i.imgur.com/0YQU6Kh.jpg)[close]
Johnny’s 1010 incher?
(https://i.ibb.co/4TdPFmG/Shower-Slammin.jpg)One dude looks like Andy Roy.
Even if it's totally bad its good. The best part about it.
photoshop i mean, not getting violated.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a8fcb8132d0f181157ce643a7d1190ac/tumblr_pqkrytaOkJ1xye9loo1_500.jpg)
Expand QuoteBest one by far.Expand Quote(https://i.imgur.com/0YQU6Kh.jpg)[close][close]
Can any skilled photoshopper please pull the orange beanie down like a rubber and make the trucker hat the resovoir
Can someone photoshop Raven somehow on Johnny’s 1010 incher?(https://i.imgur.com/EruCOWu.png)
This thread went 0-1010 real quick!
(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)Do you have a go fund me I can donate to for this
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
Expand Quote(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.[close]
...ohmygodlololololol. amazing
(http://i64.tinypic.com/2hwfvq8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)I can't gnar you enough today.
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
Anyone who talks about how Slap is "the worst thing in skateboarding" is a fucking idiot. This thread is magic.
(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
Forehead is distracting us from what’s really going on here
(http://i67.tinypic.com/t8233n.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
I am dead convulsing, holy fuck this is what I needed this morning. Have a gnar for this and everyone who has busted out their photoshopping skills. This one is hilariousExpand Quote(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.[close]
oh my fucking lord.
I'm wheezing
hahahahaha
Honestly!!? Whats goin on? Who pissed in my cornflakes i wonder cause none of that shit approaches funny for me. Im in a good mood too. Met a had solid conversations and laughs with 6 people i only met this morning. Anyone else feeling tone deaf about these photo shops?
It actually makes a lot of sense that you can't find the humor in any of this stuff, givscigs.Man ur good shit but it does bother me that you throw these one liners at me but never will expound.
I was way more cynical when i was younger, to be fair. Stop relying on memes -i think they fuck ur head.Expand QuoteHonestly!!? Whats goin on? Who pissed in my cornflakes i wonder cause none of that shit approaches funny for me. Im in a good mood too. Met a had solid conversations and laughs with 6 people i only met this morning. Anyone else feeling tone deaf about these photo shops?[close]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkQqs9X0qnc
you couldslapshalom a lot of stickers on that forehead
you could slap a lot of stickers on that forehead(http://i66.tinypic.com/sfkqie.jpg)
Once again the lefties prove they don't really believe in anything. Rape joke are OK with them. Porn avatars are OK with them.
(https://i.imgur.com/sslln9s.jpg)Jesus Fucking Christ
(https://i.imgur.com/ZiEk2Kd.jpg)(http://i66.tinypic.com/n36fl0.jpg)
I was way more cynical when i was younger, to be fair. Stop relying on memes -i think they fuck ur head.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteHonestly!!? Whats goin on? Who pissed in my cornflakes i wonder cause none of that shit approaches funny for me. Im in a good mood too. Met a had solid conversations and laughs with 6 people i only met this morning. Anyone else feeling tone deaf about these photo shops?[close]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkQqs9X0qnc[close]
(http://i64.tinypic.com/2hwfvq8.jpg)Oh my god I fucking lost it when I noticed the hair coming off the end of the ledge. A+
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2nvf2aw.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hN7r7wH.jpg)Hahahahaha
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2nvf2aw.jpg)
"Racists are despicable, so they should be raped in prison and mocked"Expand Quotejason will do fine in jail in the showers[close]
It's really weird how you go so hard about racism yet have no problems attempting to make jokes about rape. Between this and your Gator rip, it is really odd.
Gentle Jones is a “do as I say not as I do” bitch through and through so it’s not that weird.Expand Quotejason will do fine in jail in the showers[close]
It's really weird how you go so hard about racism yet have no problems attempting to make jokes about rape. Between this and your Gator rip, it is really odd.
Also, unrelated, this is easily one of the best Photoshop threads on Slap.
(https://i.imgur.com/hN7r7wH.jpg)Holy shit. Hahahahahaha
(https://i.ibb.co/jk5LwMm/D5-EA31-A6-8322-45-A7-888-F-D503-CABBDAFB.jpg)(http://i66.tinypic.com/2ykde2a.png)
"Racists are despicable, so they should be raped in prison and mocked"Expand QuoteExpand Quotejason will do fine in jail in the showers[close]
It's really weird how you go so hard about racism yet have no problems attempting to make jokes about rape. Between this and your Gator rip, it is really odd.[close]
This vendetta is something else. 1010 is a piece of shit for his racist and the potential crime he committed, but the double standards are priceless.
(http://i67.tinypic.com/rvlw0k.png)Oh my gosh , you guys are good. Thanks for making n old man laugh out loud SodaJerk haha
Expand QuoteExpand Quote"Racists are despicable, so they should be raped in prison and mocked"Expand QuoteExpand Quotejason will do fine in jail in the showers[close]
It's really weird how you go so hard about racism yet have no problems attempting to make jokes about rape. Between this and your Gator rip, it is really odd.[close]
This vendetta is something else. 1010 is a piece of shit for his racist and the potential crime he committed, but the double standards are priceless.[close]
He sounds like a Democrat.
Isnt that what we do these days? Label everyone? Or is he far right?
Jason is obviously islamophobic and unvaccinated (until he got to jail)[close]
this is the greatest vindication i could hope for
(https://i.ibb.co/zf4cL8y/AF7881-D9-1368-4-FBA-A4-C9-F15-B1-D7-AAECF.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/fLc5NYW5/6-D5-DEB4-A-725-F-432-A-BD79-853-D66-CF0433.png)
He sounds like a Democrat.
Isnt that what we do these days? Label everyone? Or is he far right?
Jason is obviously islamophobic and unvaccinated (until he got to jail)
Expand QuoteHe sounds like a Democrat.
Isnt that what we do these days? Label everyone? Or is he far right?
Jason is obviously islamophobic and unvaccinated (until he got to jail)[close]
made me remember this ad, although the dude could be a sikh as well.
(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/the-driven-guilty-of-profiling-2002.jpg)
I hope he sees this thread and is proud of Kaders forehead drop
(https://i.imgur.com/gwDT1Fn.gif)
OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
Photoshoppers: Meatspin. You know what to doyou meant this right?
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OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.[close]
Holy shit
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Not to be a debbie downer but i sse him commenting on Insta last night, they didn't hold him long, probably somewhat innocent, couldn't see him doing the actual stealing of the car
Holy fuckyou meant this right?Expand QuotePhotoshoppers: Meatspin. You know what to do[close]
(https://i.imgur.com/niQC7LX.gif)
Expand QuoteNot to be a debbie downer but i sse him commenting on Insta last night, they didn't hold him long, probably somewhat innocent, couldn't see him doing the actual stealing of the car[close]
Getting out of jail isn't the same as having the charges dropped (which doesn't always mean innocent either). The police had probable cause to arrest him, so they arrested him. I'd bet he is probably out on bail, which has nothing to do with guilty or innocent, it has everything to do with the likelihood of the suspect fleeing, his risk to the community, and the severity of the crime.
Finally, an angry former-pro/(former?) drug-addict w/no education who knows his way around automobiles seems like the perfect candidate to get himself into a situation where stealing a car sounds like a good idea. I can't really think of any former pro more likely to steal a car.
Expand Quotejason will do fine in jail in the showers[close]
It's really weird how you go so hard about racism yet have no problems attempting to make jokes about rape. Between this and your Gator rip, it is really odd.
Also, unrelated, this is easily one of the best Photoshop threads on Slap.
^ 1010%
(https://i.imgur.com/AQoF9ij.jpg)
^ 1010%Damn, gran’d
(https://i.imgur.com/AQoF9ij.jpg)
you meant this right?Expand QuotePhotoshoppers: Meatspin. You know what to do[close]
(https://i.imgur.com/niQC7LX.gif)
Damn, gran’dExpand Quote^ 1010%
(https://i.imgur.com/AQoF9ij.jpg)[close]
http://mugshotssantacruz.com/profile/4017765/jason-lee-jessee/
(https://i.ibb.co/CmSm4n5/JJmugshot-Dome.jpg)Expand Quotehttps://www.kion546.com/news/watsonville-man-arrested-for-having-a-stolen-car-and-illegal-gun/1072482114
"WATSONVILLE, Calif. - A Watsonville man was arrested by the CHP Thursday afternoon for vehicle theft and having an illegal gun.
Officers with the Auto Theft Task-Force served a search warrant at a house on Lilly Way outside Watsonville because they believed a stolen vehicle was at the property.
When officers arrived, they found the stolen vehicle and an illegally configured and unregistered assault rifle.
Jason Jessee, 49, was detained and arrested."[close]
you meant this right?Expand QuotePhotoshoppers: Meatspin. You know what to do[close]
(https://i.imgur.com/niQC7LX.gif)
FL Strange has officially Gnar'd the fuck out of this threadExpand Quoteyou meant this right?Expand QuotePhotoshoppers: Meatspin. You know what to do[close]
(https://i.imgur.com/niQC7LX.gif)[close]
Hes always had such style
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQHfzMYX/weigerJJ.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/9Fzct9tZ/Untitled-2.jpg)If 1010 and Shaun White had a baby…
he has me blocked on Instagram! So rad, I finally got through to him <3what slap pal ISN’T blocked by him on insta?
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OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.[close]
oh my fucking lord.
I'm wheezing
hahahahaha
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2nvf2aw.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwWFE3Vnm8G/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1i20wwlbcola8
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwWFE3Vnm8G/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1i20wwlbcola8
what slap pal ISN’T blocked by him on insta?Expand Quotehe has me blocked on Instagram! So rad, I finally got through to him <3[close]
Eyes look red. Hammered or crying his eyes out?
"Well see this was before the patriot act,so it was much more carefree then,wait lemme put on another hat...""Hey bro,- it's not like I'm Gator or something - some Highway Murderer just left a stolen car in my yard ... This one time, me and Gator were in this convertible and ..."Expand QuoteWhen the cops got him, he probably half ass started explaining himself and then went “bro is it okay if I tail off into a story?”[close]
My first skateboard was a nameless 60’s style board my mom had from Hawaii and then at some point in the mid 80’s my folks got me a crappy board with a ninja on it from the City of Industry, CA Costco.The safest skate tattoo to get is SHALOM
Finally after getting an acceptable report card, my mom took me to the Tilly’s across the street from the Puente Hills Mall (you may know it as the Twin Pines Mall from Back To the Future) and I picked out a blue Jason Jesse Neptune board with Trackers and red OJII Combos.
I had no idea who he was, it was just one of the coolest looking graphics on the wall and it met my strict Japanese moms requirement of “NO SKULLS!”
Fast forward to my early 30’s and I got the mermaid that was on the tail of that board tattooed on my forearm with “Skate/ Destroy” on the banner that covers the mermaids naughty bits instead of the “Santa Cruz” that appears on the board (I also had her belly button replaced with an “&” to make it say “Skate & Destroy”.) I was so impressed with myself that I thought of this as a tattoo idea.
Now I’m 40 and all this shit comes out about Jason Jessee so needless to say I’m super bummed and have contemplated getting it removed but fuck man it was because it was my first real skateboard that I loved and coveted and I didn’t know jack shit about Jason Jessee as a kid so I’m torn.
Also, my 2nd board was a Salba Tiger but if I get it tattooed on me I’d be worried that I’d look like I’m dick riding Adam Levine from Maroon 5/The Voice. As dreamy as he is, I think I’m done with skate related tattoos. I already have a shitty Indy cross that’s I let an apprentice do because my head was in a weird place at the time and I wasn’t thinking.
Plus, with my luck, I’d get the ink and a week later an article would come out that Salba kicks puppies for fun in his spare time.
I guess what I’m saying is that I’m a dumb fuck but if it makes at least one of you internet strangers chuckle at my poor life decisions then I’ll be a bit happier.
At some point I’m going to figure that inside joke out and laugh my narrow ass off.Not a joke,it's a way of life. The thread is on the first couple pages of UWTB I'm sure.
He probably bailed out alreadyThink so,awaiting a court date probably...havent had a chance to check court files yet
My first skateboard was a nameless 60’s style board my mom had from Hawaii and then at some point in the mid 80’s my folks got me a crappy board with a ninja on it from the City of Industry, CA Costco.
Finally after getting an acceptable report card, my mom took me to the Tilly’s across the street from the Puente Hills Mall (you may know it as the Twin Pines Mall from Back To the Future) and I picked out a blue Jason Jesse Neptune board with Trackers and red OJII Combos.
I had no idea who he was, it was just one of the coolest looking graphics on the wall and it met my strict Japanese moms requirement of “NO SKULLS!”
Fast forward to my early 30’s and I got the mermaid that was on the tail of that board tattooed on my forearm with “Skate/ Destroy” on the banner that covers the mermaids naughty bits instead of the “Santa Cruz” that appears on the board (I also had her belly button replaced with an “&” to make it say “Skate & Destroy”.) I was so impressed with myself that I thought of this as a tattoo idea.
Now I’m 40 and all this shit comes out about Jason Jessee so needless to say I’m super bummed and have contemplated getting it removed but fuck man it was because it was my first real skateboard that I loved and coveted and I didn’t know jack shit about Jason Jessee as a kid so I’m torn.
Also, my 2nd board was a Salba Tiger but if I get it tattooed on me I’d be worried that I’d look like I’m dick riding Adam Levine from Maroon 5/The Voice. As dreamy as he is, I think I’m done with skate related tattoos. I already have a shitty Indy cross that’s I let an apprentice do because my head was in a weird place at the time and I wasn’t thinking.
Plus, with my luck, I’d get the ink and a week later an article would come out that Salba kicks puppies for fun in his spare time.
I guess what I’m saying is that I’m a dumb fuck but if it makes at least one of you internet strangers chuckle at my poor life decisions then I’ll be a bit happier.
(https://i.imgur.com/4KjRnOw.gif)Woah this is the best one
Jesus Christ, Gaseous Clay is on a tear.
http://mugshotssantacruz.com/profile/4017765/jason-lee-jessee/
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I bet when you sleep, you don't have dreams, you have movies
How much fun can you possibly have with this photo?[close]
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Don’t forget Kader right down the middleExpand QuoteExpand Quote(https://i.ibb.co/cgYYXm4/F56156-EF-E1-F8-4-D65-9163-997-A59-CE3-C39.png)[close]
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SS stands for Screensaver
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Surprised he didn't get off by telling them stolen cars and guns are part of Biker culture and he was just trying to shock them(https://i.imgur.com/kSxHglHl.png)
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OK, well I did what I could with the time I had.
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Revision:
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End thread we have a winnerExpand Quoteyou meant this right?Expand QuotePhotoshoppers: Meatspin. You know what to do[close]
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I say cut the dude some slack, he's going through hard times. Iv'e worn two hats before, let he who hasn't cast the first stone.
I kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.
“Because frontside ollies, and biker culture, and symbols of peace and Thrasher and…”Expand QuoteI say cut the dude some slack, he's going through hard times. Iv'e worn two hats before, let he who hasn't cast the first stone.[close]Expand QuoteI kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.[close]
Why? He is a scumbag who doesnt even know how to apologize. Fuck him.
I just feel bad for anyone who’s racist because clearly they don’t understand how to be a decent human.Expand QuoteI say cut the dude some slack, he's going through hard times. Iv'e worn two hats before, let he who hasn't cast the first stone.[close]Expand QuoteI kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.[close]
Why? He is a scumbag who doesnt even know how to apologize. Fuck him.
Expand QuoteI kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.[close]
#metoo
At least you didn't get tear drops tattooed on your face or spider webs on your neck , think about that when you're having a bad day.The safest skate tattoo to get is SHALOMExpand QuoteMy first skateboard was a nameless 60’s style board my mom had from Hawaii and then at some point in the mid 80’s my folks got me a crappy board with a ninja on it from the City of Industry, CA Costco.
Finally after getting an acceptable report card, my mom took me to the Tilly’s across the street from the Puente Hills Mall (you may know it as the Twin Pines Mall from Back To the Future) and I picked out a blue Jason Jesse Neptune board with Trackers and red OJII Combos.
I had no idea who he was, it was just one of the coolest looking graphics on the wall and it met my strict Japanese moms requirement of “NO SKULLS!”
Fast forward to my early 30’s and I got the mermaid that was on the tail of that board tattooed on my forearm with “Skate/ Destroy” on the banner that covers the mermaids naughty bits instead of the “Santa Cruz” that appears on the board (I also had her belly button replaced with an “&” to make it say “Skate & Destroy”.) I was so impressed with myself that I thought of this as a tattoo idea.
Now I’m 40 and all this shit comes out about Jason Jessee so needless to say I’m super bummed and have contemplated getting it removed but fuck man it was because it was my first real skateboard that I loved and coveted and I didn’t know jack shit about Jason Jessee as a kid so I’m torn.
Also, my 2nd board was a Salba Tiger but if I get it tattooed on me I’d be worried that I’d look like I’m dick riding Adam Levine from Maroon 5/The Voice. As dreamy as he is, I think I’m done with skate related tattoos. I already have a shitty Indy cross that’s I let an apprentice do because my head was in a weird place at the time and I wasn’t thinking.
Plus, with my luck, I’d get the ink and a week later an article would come out that Salba kicks puppies for fun in his spare time.
I guess what I’m saying is that I’m a dumb fuck but if it makes at least one of you internet strangers chuckle at my poor life decisions then I’ll be a bit happier.[close]
(https://i.imgur.com/1xenKJD.jpg)Is that Berra's hair tho?
In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..
So much good stuff.
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#metoo[close]
Gentle Jones causing mud.[close]
i showed you facts about the world within which you exist
welcome to reality
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.[close]
#metoo[close]
Gentle Jones causing mud.[close]
i showed you facts about the world within which you exist
welcome to reality[close]
Hey dickhead, while you’re blessing us with revelations wanna explain why you deleted the 1010 thread you started??
He had death threats and a country album to focus onExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteI kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.[close]
#metoo[close]
Gentle Jones causing mud.[close]
i showed you facts about the world within which you exist
welcome to reality[close]
Hey dickhead, while you’re blessing us with revelations wanna explain why you deleted the 1010 thread you started??
What does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?It’s binary code.
oh should’ve seen it...It’s binary code.Expand QuoteWhat does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?[close]
Wouldn’t XX or JJ be less work ?oh should’ve seen it...Expand QuoteIt’s binary code.Expand QuoteWhat does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?[close][close]
It's Nazi/biker terminology. 81 is Hells Angels, 88 is heil Hitler. Count the alphabet and there ya go, now you can be an racist edgelord kook too!Wouldn’t XX or JJ be less work ?Expand Quoteoh should’ve seen it...Expand QuoteIt’s binary code.Expand QuoteWhat does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?[close][close][close]
Oh n Joey Smith J is the 10th letter in the alphabet I’m guessing????
to be fair mexican gangs in ca use the same thingIt's Nazi/biker terminology. 81 is Hells Angels, 88 is heil Hitler. Count the alphabet and there ya go, now you can be an racist edgelord kook too!Expand QuoteWouldn’t XX or JJ be less work ?Expand Quoteoh should’ve seen it...Expand QuoteIt’s binary code.Expand QuoteWhat does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?[close][close][close]
Oh n Joey Smith J is the 10th letter in the alphabet I’m guessing????[close]
But do they wear two hats!?to be fair mexican gangs in ca use the same thingExpand QuoteIt's Nazi/biker terminology. 81 is Hells Angels, 88 is heil Hitler. Count the alphabet and there ya go, now you can be an racist edgelord kook too!Expand QuoteWouldn’t XX or JJ be less work ?Expand Quoteoh should’ve seen it...Expand QuoteIt’s binary code.Expand QuoteWhat does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?[close][close][close]
Oh n Joey Smith J is the 10th letter in the alphabet I’m guessing????[close][close]
And they consist of alot of bikers and or edgelord kooks 🤔to be fair mexican gangs in ca use the same thingExpand QuoteIt's Nazi/biker terminology. 81 is Hells Angels, 88 is heil Hitler. Count the alphabet and there ya go, now you can be an racist edgelord kook too!Expand QuoteWouldn’t XX or JJ be less work ?Expand Quoteoh should’ve seen it...Expand QuoteIt’s binary code.Expand QuoteWhat does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?[close][close][close]
Oh n Joey Smith J is the 10th letter in the alphabet I’m guessing????[close][close]
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In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..
It's like Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson had a mutated racist son. Two bartenders, one kook.Expand Quote(https://i.imgur.com/1xenKJD.jpg)
In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..[close]
Looks to me like he's a recovered alcoholic and retired baseball relief pitcher who opened a bar in Boston called Cheers.
Expand QuoteI kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.[close]
#metoo
(https://i.imgur.com/bSQaapY.jpg)Wow that's my photo too..
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Gentle Jones looks like the human embodiment of a walrus
(https://i.imgur.com/VNMuFZn.jpg?1)But do they wear two hats!?Expand Quoteto be fair mexican gangs in ca use the same thingExpand QuoteIt's Nazi/biker terminology. 81 is Hells Angels, 88 is heil Hitler. Count the alphabet and there ya go, now you can be an racist edgelord kook too!Expand QuoteWouldn’t XX or JJ be less work ?Expand Quoteoh should’ve seen it...Expand QuoteIt’s binary code.Expand QuoteWhat does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?[close][close][close]
Oh n Joey Smith J is the 10th letter in the alphabet I’m guessing????[close][close][close]
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In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..
Can someone(gaseous) photoshop Gentle Jones chin/neck onto Jesses fivehead? Maybe even put that on Layton’s penis. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.
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In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..[close]
Looks to me like he's a recovered alcoholic and retired baseball relief pitcher who opened a bar in Boston called Cheers.
Looks like the warriors come out and play eee ay guy
Can someone(gaseous) photoshop Gentle Jones chin/neck onto Jesses fivehead? Maybe even put that on Layton’s penis. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.Be careful what you wish for.
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have a seat!!I just stubbed toe and I need a band-aid, have a seat at the bar, I made you some brownies for you. Pour yourself some sweet tea, I’ll be right back.
Time to pull the shred stick out n burn a few chins off.Wow that's my photo too..Expand Quote(https://i.imgur.com/bSQaapY.jpg)[close]
Dude looks exactly how I picture his dick looks - chubby, short, with unexplainably precise hair.
"There is no such thing as white people" - Gentle Jones
Gentle Jones has 5 necks, count em.
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The real NeckFace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH00Kms0eC0
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piss poorNice!
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In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..[close]
so in other words, chet thomas
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(http://theunshaven.rooms.cwal.net/Animated%20Gifs/Backing%20Out%20Of%20A%20Thread.gif)You should just focus at this point 4chin
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