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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: heckler on December 19, 2019, 10:04:23 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6O3bE-H16O/
Dunno if this is real or not, but it got a chuckle out of me.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
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fuck it, i back kalis. weckinball wore out his welcome a year ago
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Seems like the kind of thing Weck would’ve done if he thought of it first. Pretty funny. Beating him at his own game.
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fuck it, i back kalis. weckinball wore out his welcome a year ago
Yeah, the manny busters was cute, but he is a KOOK. Joel Morganweck should be banished, can't believe he was given as much attention as he got, bet he loves Trump too.
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Power moves
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I wonder if this is just some gimmick they came up with together, if not I owe it to Kalis for winning the game of chess. Holy shit.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Wholeheartedly disagree. If you have to respond at all, trolling a troll (no IG beefs, no empty threats) is the best possible response to one.
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Weck’s playing checkers.
DGKALIS is playing 4-Dimensional chess.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Wholeheartedly disagree. If you have to respond at all, trolling a troll (no IG beefs, no empty threats) is the best possible response to one.
Agree completely. If "Weckingball" was a lightbulb company with an interesting invention that might change the world, then I'd agree. But this is Weckingball's game and Kalis out-Weckingballed him.
This is quite brilliant.
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I back Kalis too. Weckingball is wack as fuck!
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One of them is fighting like a child, the other fought back like an adult and won.
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I can picture Kalis and Mr Williams sitting somewhere agreeing to find a way to heavily fuck with weck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdOPBP9vuZA
I love it.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
nah dog. weckingball is constantly using people's footage against them. now kalis is using weck's name against him.
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well thats one way to spend your whole royalty check from dgk
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
nah dog. weckingball is constantly using people's footage against them. now kalis is using weck's name against him.
For real. Weck's entire persona is based on other people's shit. Yeah I guess it's his take on it so it has his own spin on it... but his shit annoys me. I'm not into the dude-bro asshole vibes... and something about it tells me it's not parody. Like he's actually a douche like that.
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Fully support and respect Kalis for this.
As stated above, he wore out his welcome after the first year. Yeah, some of the shit weck called out was either hilarious or necessary to expose kookery, but he's been outed as the biggest kook and can't seem to know when to call it quits. Hope this is the last we see of him.
Yo, Joel. Keep skating, but please shut the fuck up. No one cares at this point, you crybaby.
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Gotta back Kalis on this one. Get wecked
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I don't really care at all, but I'm pretty surprised weck didn't trademark that earlier. He's really capitalized on it so you'd figure that he'd assure he owned the name. I do get a kick out of most of his stuff I see. I don't really watch them all but I appreciate when somebody does a bit. I think a lot of you may take him too seriously.
I'm also surprised that the US government trade mark site posts the individual owner's address. That seems sort of fucked.
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I understand the sentiment of anyone backing Kalis, just seems like fighting dirty. He probably won't, but could start using this to attempt to remove weckingball from online platforms or other dirty legal tricks.
I already saw tons of comments where people tell Joel to trademark Kalis daughters' name and this is the type of petty legal battle bullshit that nobody needs in their life. At least he removed Kalis home address in the instagram post about it.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Intellectual?
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Gonna DM him to chime in on here like a man, baby!
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Intellectual?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_property
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This is hilarious and incredible. Go Kalis. And I enjoy weck’s bullshit
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Weck can always change his name to Jack Kalis or Car Weck. don't count him out yet.
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Kalis got Stevie's back. So much respect
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Weck can always change his name to Jack Kalis or Car Weck. don't count him out yet.
Nah, he gost.
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holy shit you win
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perfect
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This is awesome.
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I'm on Team Kalis for sure. Weck is beyond kook
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I fuck with weck on some level but you fuck around with a legend shit can get messy. G move on dgkalis part
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Pretty sure you can @ him now.
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The fun shit to me is Kalis silence...
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Paging DGKalis
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fuck it, i back kalis. weckinball wore out his welcome a year ago
Yeah, the manny busters was cute, but he is a KOOK. Joel Morganweck should be banished, can't believe he was given as much attention as he got, bet he loves Trump too.
He is full blown MAGA , he was talking a lot shit about libtards a lot last year. He's a fucking kook and needs to go away. Fuck weck
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Wow! Hahahaha this is fantastic
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I understand the sentiment of anyone backing Kalis, just seems like fighting dirty. He probably won't, but could start using this to attempt to remove weckingball from online platforms or other dirty legal tricks.
I already saw tons of comments where people tell Joel to trademark Kalis daughters' name and this is the type of petty legal battle bullshit that nobody needs in their life. At least he removed Kalis home address in the instagram post about it.
I think we’ve found Weak’s biggest fan
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haha damn, I wish I thought of this. Smart/ hilarious move by Kalis
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I don't get it. How is trademarking a name relevant in these petty squabbles? Is Kalis going to send him a cease and desist letter now for using an internet handle
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serious cockblock.
(If youre wondering about the address thing, anyone who owns a website has their address up for others to see. You just have to pay a bit more to have that info hidden)
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I understand the sentiment of anyone backing Kalis, just seems like fighting dirty. He probably won't, but could start using this to attempt to remove weckingball from online platforms or other dirty legal tricks.
I already saw tons of comments where people tell Joel to trademark Kalis daughters' name and this is the type of petty legal battle bullshit that nobody needs in their life. At least he removed Kalis home address in the instagram post about it.
Your brain on Weck.
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Kalis is making g.o.a.t moves. I love this shit.
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This is like when the high school bully gets put on blast because he can’t read and he starts crying in front of everyone and there’s always the captains that go, “that’s so mean, he has a rough home life.” No one cares at that point because he’s been such a piece of shit to everyone.
There seem to be a few folks on here trying to rationalize his lop behavior in that same way.
Fuck Wenk. Find a new shtick.
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G move by Kalis if he can actually fuck Weck over doing it.
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I understand the sentiment of anyone backing Kalis, just seems like fighting dirty. He probably won't, but could start using this to attempt to remove weckingball from online platforms or other dirty legal tricks.
I already saw tons of comments where people tell Joel to trademark Kalis daughters' name and this is the type of petty legal battle bullshit that nobody needs in their life. At least he removed Kalis home address in the instagram post about it.
Again, all he'd be doing is giving Weck a dose of his own medicine and if Kalis started fucking with Weck this way I'd back it fully.
Weck deserves any and all shit that rolls his way. When your entire business model is to make a target of yourself by shitting on everyone in an industry that you're not part of in a legitimate way, when players in said industry start to act against you, you can't really complain.
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I understand the sentiment of anyone backing Kalis, just seems like fighting dirty. He probably won't, but could start using this to attempt to remove weckingball from online platforms or other dirty legal tricks.
I already saw tons of comments where people tell Joel to trademark Kalis daughters' name and this is the type of petty legal battle bullshit that nobody needs in their life. At least he removed Kalis home address in the instagram post about it.
Again, all he'd be doing is giving Weck a dose of his own medicine and if Kalis started fucking with Weck this way I'd back it fully.
Weck deserves any and all shit that rolls his way. When your entire business model is to make a target of yourself by shitting on everyone in an industry that you're not part of in a legitimate way, when players in said industry start to act against you, you can't really complain.
I mean, lets not act like Weck fights clean to begin with. His whole shit with Kerry Getz was ridiculous pretending that Kerry actually got him arrested and shit.
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Literally owned.
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Yeah this guy really seems to dislike attention from industry types, this is probably eating him up.
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I went through trademarking something a couple years ago, it took 6+ months to be approved. This one was just posted and is still awaiting examination. They have someone at USPTO examine the trademark application initially to see if they can find anything it infringes on. If they see it's all good then it goes out into a period where anyone can oppose it before being approved, if I remember correctly for 90 days. So seems like Weck could just file an opposition to it showing he's been using the 'name' as a brand already.
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Hes only applied for the mark, he hasn't been awarded it. There will be a period for objections once the initial application is processed. He will also have needed to provide evidence of use unless it is only an Intention to Use. Also Kalis applied for it in his personal name which is super rookie, apart from the fact his home address is now publicly listed on the application, the examiners take lawyer applications from reputable firms a lot more seriously than some amateur Joe who filed it via the web. (although it costs a lot more to do it the law firm way).
Heres a link to the application details - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88696870.html
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Brilliant Khakis. If weck is in it for the humour than this is a career highlight, and if he isn't then who cares. Weck'll probably pop out from under the pyramid with a folding chair at the next manimania.
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Hes only applied for the mark, he hasn't been awarded it. There will be a period for objections once the initial application is processed. He will also have needed to provide evidence of use unless it is only an Intention to Use. Also Kalis applied for it in his personal name which is super rookie, apart from the fact his home address is now publicly listed on the application, the examiners take lawyer applications from reputable firms a lot more seriously than some amateur Joe who filed it via the web. (although it costs a lot more to do it the law firm way).
Heres a link to the application details - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88696870.html
Sounds like a waste of time then.
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I don't want to quote that massive image of the DC shoe but is that a muckmouth logo on the tongue?
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I still don't really get how this effects weck? What can he really do with that trademark?
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I imagine that Joel's record of prior use will count for something.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Intellectual?
intellectual property is someone's creative possession
kalis didn't out weckingball anyone. this is sad. weckingball made his own lane in skating, got a few laughs, and pointed out that a lot of pro skaters never grew up. this is so bitter of kalis
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Intellectual?
intellectual property is someone's creative possession
kalis didn't out weckingball anyone. this is sad. weckingball made his own lane in skating, got a few laughs, and pointed out that a lot of pro skaters never grew up. this is so bitter of kalis
The only thing sad and bitter here is Joel Morganweck. Failed pro skater that lashed out in impotence at his heroes.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Intellectual?
intellectual property is someone's creative possession
kalis didn't out weckingball anyone. this is sad. weckingball made his own lane in skating, got a few laughs, and pointed out that a lot of pro skaters never grew up. this is so bitter of kalis
Pot, meet kettle.
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I don't want to quote that massive image of the DC shoe but is that a muckmouth logo on the tongue?
Collab came out a while ago, I remember seeing hats and whatnot in the front window of a fucking Quiksilver store whilst in Mexico and my trip there was nearly two years ago. Hadn't heard about it before either, was surprised but not shocked honestly. They did a collab with Buttergoods this year. DC's been trying hard to get that good ol' street cred back for a few years now but that occasionally results in cool collabs which means money for the smaller guys involved - hard to front.
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Weck has to admit that this is a sick/amazing burn on him.
Josh is legend
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Definitely backing Kalis on this hilariousness. Weckmate.
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This shouldn't matter at all to anyone. Skateboarding drama is wack. Instagram is the fucking devil.
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This is a Rocco move.
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I still don't really get how this effects weck? What can he really do with that trademark?
If the trademark is granted, it just means weck can't sell tshirts or skateboards with the word "weckingball"on it. He can have the instagram name. It doesn't really change anything. People have made twitter handles and instagram handles and sold them back to trademark owners.
Here's instagram's trade mark policy:
"What if an account is using my registered trademark as it's username?
Trademark violations may involve using a company or business name, logo or other trademark-protected materials in a manner that may mislead or confuse others with regard to its brand or business affiliation.
What is not a violation?
Using another's trademark in a way that has nothing to do with the product or service for which the trademark was granted is not a violation of Instagram's trademark policy. Note that Instagram usernames are provided on a first-come, first-served basis and may not be reserved."
So basically if you have a registered trademark as your Instagram handle first, it's yours just don't pretend you are the actual company. If everyone knows that Kalis owns the weckingball trademark then Weck just being Weck is not a violation.
It's so cold outside and I must be really bored, because I looked into this and I already said I don't care. It's all pretty dumb.
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Aren’t they cousins?
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So Kalis hasn't gotten a trademark yet, likely wont, and if he did it wouldnt affect Wecking ball anyway. And everyone is amped how much of a "sick burn" it is and how they hope Kalis takes legal action angainst Weck. Kalis prolly wasnt that serious anyway but alot o u guys are riding his jock it seems.
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this reminds me of the legal battle between WWF and vince mcmahon vs ultimate warrior. vince owned 'ultimate warrior' but ultimate warrior legally changed his name to warrior in order to retain the gimmick.
so alls Weck has to do is legally change his name to Weckingball and he'll send kakis's plane into a nosedive for parts unknown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36OHZ51o2qo
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
It’s not your intellectual property if you don’t fucking copyright it, it’s a nickname
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This is a sick marketing scheme for the inevitable drop of DGK weckingball decks. The joke is Joel's finally gonna be pro, but its for DGK, he gets no royalties, and the graphic is corn and clown emojis.
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
This is some real dumbass logic here
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This is a sick marketing scheme for the inevitable drop of DGK weckingball decks. The joke is Joel's finally gonna be pro, but its for DGK, he gets no royalties, and the graphic is corn and clown emojis.
diss deck > diss track
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I would only buy manny busters shit anyway.
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
This is some real dumbass logic here
It’s not
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
This is some real dumbass logic here
It’s not
Tis.
Lol it really isn’t.
But let’s hear it, why am I wrong?
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
This is some real dumbass logic here
It’s not
Tis.
Lol it really isn’t.
But let’s hear it, why am I wrong?
what you see is an angry frustrated kalis going trough all that trouble, neglecting his wife and kids, whereas in reality he just made a call to some dc lawyer or whatever asking to trademark the name, while lounging on the couch at stevie's, laughing the whole time
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
This is some real dumbass logic here
It’s not
Tis.
Lol it really isn’t.
But let’s hear it, why am I wrong?
what you see is an angry frustrated kalis going trough all that trouble, neglecting his wife and kids, whereas in reality he just made a call to some dc lawyer or whatever asking to trademark the name, while lounging on the couch at stevie's, laughing the whole time
and eating funyuns
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Will this achieve anything? Can't you call yourself anything you want on Instagram?
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I wish no one would ever Fuck with Kalis.
I respect the self made game of Weck but Kalis is the fucking best.
Even Ritchie Jackson is in love with Josh.
I believe he said in an interview with the Illusion that his foundation language is Kalis.
Everyone should agree that DGK is worth what it was because Josh was the goat of Tres and switch crooks.
I'm sorry if this is the wrong thread or in readable I just copped some dabs.
You what's going on with Jereme's talk of something called switch? Or whatever.
I wanna be a lab rat
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This shouldn't matter at all to anyone. Skateboarding drama is wack. Instagram is the fucking devil.
Hello world. I believe that I am the arbiter of all things that should and should not matter to anyone. If you don't follow my suggested subjects of interest and importance, you will receive a swift reprimand.
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
This is some real dumbass logic here
It’s not
Tis.
Lol it really isn’t.
But let’s hear it, why am I wrong?
what you see is an angry frustrated kalis going trough all that trouble, neglecting his wife and kids, whereas in reality he just made a call to some dc lawyer or whatever asking to trademark the name, while lounging on the couch at stevie's, laughing the whole time
No. I see weck fucking around in the internet as usual, and I see kalis going out of his way in his daily routine, to get back at weck. Just proving the point that weck did in fact get to him. And in retaliation kalis was just as petty.
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Strong move from Kalis
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
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Anyone can say what they will, but man he got him! #GotEmGood.
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I wonder if Dime dudes still fuck with Wack.
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Hi Joel "the walking erection" Weckingham. It's quite obvious you read slap. You have a shitty style on a skateboard, have a fucking god awful push, and a remarkable penchant to fit that horrible stereotype of jock gear that doesn't help the visual appeal of your skating either.
I think I speak for all non-Trump supporters in that you should crawl back under that bank at muni.....
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Can’t you guys see that Kalis did this as an early Christmas present to slap? He knew all us gossiping ol’ biddies would titter with delight over this.
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i think weck is like Andrew Dice Clay - the dude was a regular comedian and would do a "dice man" shtick and then he literally became the dice man.. thats what happened to weck
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Hilarious move by Kalis. Someone send this incredible gif to Kalis and Weck I need to know they’ve seen it.
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Weck is the skateboarding equivalent of skip bayless. U either fuck with him or you don’t, and he’s more of a character that’s a troll then anything. People take this fool way to fucking seriously. Also I saw some people saying he prolly supports trump, his last names fucking morgenweck, every Jew I know despises the man.
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Kalis if you're reading this trademark "manny busters" too
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Weck is the skateboarding equivalent of skip bayless. U either fuck with him or you don’t, and he’s more of a character that’s a troll then anything. People take this fool way to fucking seriously. Also I saw some people saying he prolly supports trump, his last names fucking morgenweck, every Jew I know despises the man.
It is an German last name. Not jewish.
Another, Trump has a ton from certain pockets of the Jewish community because of his support for Israel.
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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.
Is it?
Yes.
Elaborate!
Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.
But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.
But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo
And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.
This is some real dumbass logic here
It’s not
Tis.
Lol it really isn’t.
But let’s hear it, why am I wrong?
what you see is an angry frustrated kalis going trough all that trouble, neglecting his wife and kids, whereas in reality he just made a call to some dc lawyer or whatever asking to trademark the name, while lounging on the couch at stevie's, laughing the whole time
This ^ cuck. It's not nearly as hard as coming up with a shitty dis track or something. Just a quick form to fill out that he probably didn't even have to do himself.
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For Weck’s ego. (https://i.postimg.cc/YSPMb1hN/0-A68-DB4-B-9436-48-A3-8-C58-6-F4-E8-F734-E6-D.gif) (https://postimages.org/) (https://postimages.org/)
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Weck dropped his cameo price to $5. I’d buy one for Kalis at that
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Wondering if this will destroy Weck on such a deep level that he might actually take me up on my offer of a BJ after all.
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Wondering if this will destroy Weck on such a deep level that he might actually take me up on my offer of a BJ after all.
You still trying to suck wecks dick?
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For Weck’s ego. (https://i.postimg.cc/YSPMb1hN/0-A68-DB4-B-9436-48-A3-8-C58-6-F4-E8-F734-E6-D.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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this man used an asap rocky gif
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Exlurker you're a champion.
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Kakis? Kalis of his name, like Spanly.
If you grew up in Jersey, his “act” wouldn’t be a novelty to you. He’s an east coast version of SoCal Bro’s, different, but equally annoying. If it were all an Andy Kaufman-esque bit, Tony Clifton if you will, then hats off. But it’s not, he’s the typical NJ basket-case who’s hair loss leads to gym/roids, which in turn, leads to more hair loss. It cyclical. Either way, we’ll always have Sopranos on DVD.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Intellectual?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_property
I was talking about weck.
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This is great. I don't have a dog in the fight but I love the pettiness.
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Is Weck 2019’s Simon Woodstock?
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Hi Joel "the walking erection" Weckingham. It's quite obvious you read slap. You have a shitty style on a skateboard, have a fucking god awful push, and a remarkable penchant to fit that horrible stereotype of jock gear that doesn't help the visual appeal of your skating either.
I think I speak for all non-Trump supporters in that you should crawl back under that bank at muni.....
Walking eWECKtion
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fuck it, i back kalis. weckinball wore out his welcome a year ago
Yeah, the manny busters was cute, but he is a KOOK. Joel Morganweck should be banished, can't believe he was given as much attention as he got, bet he loves Trump too.
I always back kalis. Your the kook tho who cares if he likes trump. Both wack and trump are funny as fuck. Punk bitch, rat , chomo , check in , PC , sex offender, bastard.
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I love Kalis' legacy too but lawyerball is just weak, man. Joel lacked balance between comedic bullying with regulating the pad but Stevie's really going to pretend his clips weren't busted, and that he can take him in a fight because of this? That's sort of delusional. Also yeah, I wouldn't have clicked on that interview had I known the douchebag host is a nonce.
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I said before weck is just the Andy Kaufman of skateboarding. He is kinda regular though. I saw him in Atlantic City and he was doing Huge fatty lines of coke in the car near the skate spot. He’s like faux sober now. Any ways he’s just a troll and it’s working. Stevie’s interview was so funny he tried acting so unbothered but it really got under his skin.
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I said before weck is just the Andy Kaufman of skateboarding. He is kinda regular though. I saw him in Atlantic City and he was doing Huge fatty lines of coke in the car near the skate spot. He’s like faux sober now. Any ways he’s just a troll and it’s working. Stevie’s interview was so funny he tried acting so unbothered but it really got under his skin.
Just cause man on the moon is on Netflix doesn’t mean you can compare Andy and weck. That’s not fair to Andy.
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Fucking hilarious. Andy K was a genius, comedy pioneer. The other guy is a moron and there is no pioneering that in skateboarding. Josh could make an energy drink called weckingball tears after this shit for fun.
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I said before weck is just the Andy Kaufman of skateboarding. He is kinda regular though. I saw him in Atlantic City and he was doing Huge fatty lines of coke in the car near the skate spot. He’s like faux sober now. Any ways he’s just a troll and it’s working. Stevie’s interview was so funny he tried acting so unbothered but it really got under his skin.
Just cause man on the moon is on Netflix doesn’t mean you can compare Andy and weck. That’s not fair to Andy.
damn my bad didn’t know you knew him personally. My condolences.
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Fucking hilarious. Andy K was a genius, comedy pioneer. The other guy is a moron and there is no pioneering that in skateboarding. Josh could make an energy drink called weckingball tears after this shit for fun.
Weckingball Juice
Short, Bald, Impotent, Angry, Depressed.
It’s Not As Bad As You Think!
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Will someone wake me if DGKALIS ever posts in this thread
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Nutty!
Joel In with an 11th Hour bid for KOTY honors.
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When people who don't even know what a copyright is want to expound on how much time and energy was involved in Kalis pwning a weak-ass never-was named Joel.
The next step should be a cease and desist ordering Joel to change his IG.
He won't have to change his IG based on instagram's trademark policy. You can have a registered trademark as your username. Usernames are on a first come, first serve basis and cannot be reserved. People have taken trademark names just to sell them back. ( https://help.instagram.com/101826856646059 )
Pretty much what Kalis would be able to do with the trademark is use the word weckingball on tshirts and skateboards according to the trademark application. Which means this could just be the precursor for a dis board and dis merch which could be distributed through DGK, which honestly is a pretty funny troll back. It won't stop weckingball from continuing to be weckingball on instagram, unless he gets banned from instagram or something.
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This rips, funny move by Kalis.
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It’s a funny move.
I don’t think it would prevail in court because Weck used the name and persona prior to Kalis filing the copyright. This is like the paper version of cyber squatting.
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Skateboarding in 2019 is fucked up.
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ITT: Weck’s slap accounts calling Kalis petty, suggesting Weck won.
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Nutty!
Joel In with an 11th Hour bid for KOTY honors.
Joel’s been in the running for KOTY.
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the people who hate Weck are the same idiots who'd go to Memphis wrestling and boo Andy Kaufman for fighting women. ya'll some Tony Danza 'i'm gonna beat you up on Taxi' suckers. Weck IS Tony Clifton and the fact that people are riled up like a bunch of dumb hicks who came to see Jerry 'the king' Lawler and got some Hollywood jerk taking on fat women.
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Yall some Tony Danza .... lol
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ya'll some Tony Danza
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https://youtu.be/y8iA8xgeg_Y
Hit that tap dance extravaganza
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Wondering if this will destroy Weck on such a deep level that he might actually take me up on my offer of a BJ after all.
You still trying to suck wecks dick?
No, I just offered him oral sex on an internet forum for kicks and giggles.
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Weck’s playing checkers.
DGKALIS is playing 4-Dimensional chess.
Weck has only ever been playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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Weck’s playing checkers.
DGKALIS is playing 4-Dimensional chess.
Weck has only ever been playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Apropos. Except maybe he's that kid that lost all the marbles and still plays with it alone and loudly for attention trying to make the biggest racket to annoy his parents.
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the people who hate Weck are the same idiots who'd go to Memphis wrestling and boo Andy Kaufman for fighting women. ya'll some Tony Danza 'i'm gonna beat you up on Taxi' suckers. Weck IS Tony Clifton and the fact that people are riled up like a bunch of dumb hicks who came to see Jerry 'the king' Lawler and got some Hollywood jerk taking on fat women.
You’ve completely missed the point. Kaufman’s bit was well thought out, and nicely executed. It was an act. Joel is just being himself, it’s no parody. If you honestly think he’s on the level of Tony Clifton, YOU are the sucker. Joel is the quintessential New Jersey kook, and there’s very little “acting” taking place.
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the people who hate Weck are the same idiots who'd go to Memphis wrestling and boo Andy Kaufman for fighting women. ya'll some Tony Danza 'i'm gonna beat you up on Taxi' suckers. Weck IS Tony Clifton and the fact that people are riled up like a bunch of dumb hicks who came to see Jerry 'the king' Lawler and got some Hollywood jerk taking on fat women.
You’ve completely missed the point. Kaufman’s bit was well thought out, and nicely executed. It was an act. Joel is just being himself, it’s no parody. If you honestly think he’s on the level of Tony Clifton, YOU are the sucker. Joel is the quintessential New Jersey kook, and there’s very little “acting” taking place.
Weckingball is Tony Clifton. Joel Morganweck is Andy Kaufman. i think he's committed to the gimmick to the point of gaining mass but he's a skater. a damn good one. he didn't learn to fs flip 10s by being 'the situation'. he's got some crazy manuals too. i think he'll really beat someone up if it came to it and that blurs the lines and people are intimidated whereas they're not intimidated by gary rogers.
you think he was a loud guido before he got the muscles?
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the people who hate Weck are the same idiots who'd go to Memphis wrestling and boo Andy Kaufman for fighting women. ya'll some Tony Danza 'i'm gonna beat you up on Taxi' suckers. Weck IS Tony Clifton and the fact that people are riled up like a bunch of dumb hicks who came to see Jerry 'the king' Lawler and got some Hollywood jerk taking on fat women.
You’ve completely missed the point. Kaufman’s bit was well thought out, and nicely executed. It was an act. Joel is just being himself, it’s no parody. If you honestly think he’s on the level of Tony Clifton, YOU are the sucker. Joel is the quintessential New Jersey kook, and there’s very little “acting” taking place.
Weckingball is Tony Clifton. Joel Morganweck is Andy Kaufman. i think he's committed to the gimmick to the point of gaining mass but he's a skater. a damn good one. he didn't learn to fs flip 10s by being 'the situation'. he's got some crazy manuals too. i think he'll really beat someone up if it came to it and that blurs the lines and people are intimidated whereas they're not intimidated by gary rogers.
you think he was a loud guido before he got the muscles?
His fight vid earlier this year wasn't so impressive for being so "jacked"
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the people who hate Weck are the same idiots who'd go to Memphis wrestling and boo Andy Kaufman for fighting women. ya'll some Tony Danza 'i'm gonna beat you up on Taxi' suckers. Weck IS Tony Clifton and the fact that people are riled up like a bunch of dumb hicks who came to see Jerry 'the king' Lawler and got some Hollywood jerk taking on fat women.
You’ve completely missed the point. Kaufman’s bit was well thought out, and nicely executed. It was an act. Joel is just being himself, it’s no parody. If you honestly think he’s on the level of Tony Clifton, YOU are the sucker. Joel is the quintessential New Jersey kook, and there’s very little “acting” taking place.
Weckingball is Tony Clifton. Joel Morganweck is Andy Kaufman. i think he's committed to the gimmick to the point of gaining mass but he's a skater. a damn good one. he didn't learn to fs flip 10s by being 'the situation'. he's got some crazy manuals too. i think he'll really beat someone up if it came to it and that blurs the lines and people are intimidated whereas they're not intimidated by gary rogers.
you think he was a loud guido before he got the muscles?
His fight vid earlier this year wasn't so impressive for being so "jacked"
roll the tape, fang
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weck is not andy k
jesus christ...
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weck is not andy k
jesus christ...
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Just shut up already sharktits. Everyone knows it's you even if you change names.
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Can you imagine equating Weck to Kaufman?
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Weck ain't Kaufman he's more like Carrot Top.
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What? So what if hes no Andy Kaufman? Pretty high bar to set. Just cause somone mentions it in one post -everyone jumps.
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Weck’s playing checkers.
DGKALIS is playing 4-Dimensional chess.
Nah, Kalis is on that 6D Pai Gao type of shit.
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Weck’s playing checkers.
DGKALIS is playing 4-Dimensional chess.
Nah, Kalis is on that 6D Pai Gao type of shit.
Kalis and Stevie are playing cee-lo, while Weck's broke ass is sitting broke in a corner wishing he could afford a roll and bitching loudly about it.
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I was hoping an IP lawyer would jump in here, because it's not my specialty, but in doing commercial litigation I come across it enough to be familiar. This is more just funny than anything. You can't trademark a name already in use within the same industry. So it won't affect Weck or whatever he wants to do with his brand. What he can do with it is legally use it in a different market, say gay anal lube, or mis-labeled supplements that are really tainted anabolic steroids or something like that, and Weck can't do anything about it.
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I was hoping an IP lawyer would jump in here, because it's not my specialty, but in doing commercial litigation I come across it enough to be familiar. This is more just funny than anything. You can't trademark a name already in use within the same industry. So it won't affect Weck or whatever he wants to do with his brand. What he can do with it is legally use it in a different market, say gay anal lube, or mis-labeled supplements that are really tainted anabolic steroids or something like that, and Weck can't do anything about it.
Actually there's already a gay anal lubricant product that's been popular for years and years called "Joel "Weckingball" Morganweck's Gay Anal Lubricant". I think it would be easy to make a case that an average consumer would get confused by another gay anal lubricant similarly named.
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I was hoping an IP lawyer would jump in here, because it's not my specialty, but in doing commercial litigation I come across it enough to be familiar. This is more just funny than anything. You can't trademark a name already in use within the same industry. So it won't affect Weck or whatever he wants to do with his brand. What he can do with it is legally use it in a different market, say gay anal lube, or mis-labeled supplements that are really tainted anabolic steroids or something like that, and Weck can't do anything about it.
Actually there's already a gay anal lubricant product that's been popular for years and years called "Joel "Weckingball" Morganweck's Gay Anal Lubricant". I think it would be easy to make a case that an average consumer would get confused by another gay anal lubricant similarly named.
I'm no marketing expert, but it seems like they should shorten that up a bit. Maybe "WeckLube" or "Joel's Slickbottom"
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I was hoping an IP lawyer would jump in here, because it's not my specialty, but in doing commercial litigation I come across it enough to be familiar. This is more just funny than anything. You can't trademark a name already in use within the same industry. So it won't affect Weck or whatever he wants to do with his brand. What he can do with it is legally use it in a different market, say gay anal lube, or mis-labeled supplements that are really tainted anabolic steroids or something like that, and Weck can't do anything about it.
Actually there's already a gay anal lubricant product that's been popular for years and years called "Joel "Weckingball" Morganweck's Gay Anal Lubricant". I think it would be easy to make a case that an average consumer would get confused by another gay anal lubricant similarly named.
I'm no marketing expert, but it seems like they should shorten that up a bit. Maybe "WeckLube" or "Joel's Slickbottom"
Uncle Joel's In and Out Slippy Grease
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shit got deleted wei
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shit got deleted wei
It could still be up. Weck made his account private
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It could still be up. Weck made his account private
that’s um, not how private accounts work. It has indeed been deleted.
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It could still be up. Weck made his account private
that’s um, not how private accounts work. It has indeed been deleted.
I don't follow Weck so I wouldn't know
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fuck it, i back kalis. weckinball wore out his welcome a year ago
Yeah, the manny busters was cute, but he is a KOOK. Joel Morganweck should be banished, can't believe he was given as much attention as he got, bet he loves Trump too.
TDS much? damb
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I was hoping an IP lawyer would jump in here, because it's not my specialty, but in doing commercial litigation I come across it enough to be familiar. This is more just funny than anything. You can't trademark a name already in use within the same industry. So it won't affect Weck or whatever he wants to do with his brand. What he can do with it is legally use it in a different market, say gay anal lube, or mis-labeled supplements that are really tainted anabolic steroids or something like that, and Weck can't do anything about it.
Actually there's already a gay anal lubricant product that's been popular for years and years called "Joel "Weckingball" Morganweck's Gay Anal Lubricant". I think it would be easy to make a case that an average consumer would get confused by another gay anal lubricant similarly named.
I'm no marketing expert, but it seems like they should shorten that up a bit. Maybe "WeckLube" or "Joel's Slickbottom"
Weck dat ass!
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Wow! Hahahaha this is fantastic
This is bloody brilliant.....
Weck is a kook Rtard, I'm glad someone took his manhood especially his intellectual properties therein.
If I was to do something that was similar ie calling people out. The person in question would be in on it to have a goof.
My version would be blurred faces of anonymity Like Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack narration HOLY ShIT!!! Mysteries of the Unknown Kookery, "who was this blatant offense?" Have a random speaking on behalves of said offense. Faces hidden for their protection style.
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As others said, you don't get a trademark only by applying, it also hinges on "actual use," so Kalis probably spent this cash for a troll, a fine investment nonetheless.
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I was hoping an IP lawyer would jump in here, because it's not my specialty, but in doing commercial litigation I come across it enough to be familiar. This is more just funny than anything. You can't trademark a name already in use within the same industry. So it won't affect Weck or whatever he wants to do with his brand. What he can do with it is legally use it in a different market, say gay anal lube, or mis-labeled supplements that are really tainted anabolic steroids or something like that, and Weck can't do anything about it.
Actually there's already a gay anal lubricant product that's been popular for years and years called "Joel "Weckingball" Morganweck's Gay Anal Lubricant". I think it would be easy to make a case that an average consumer would get confused by another gay anal lubricant similarly named.
I'm no marketing expert, but it seems like they should shorten that up a bit. Maybe "WeckLube" or "Joel's Slickbottom"
Uncle Joel's In and Out Slippy Grease
Yeah it's definitely an awkwardly named product, not unlike Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, but that's the name nonetheless.
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I was hoping an IP lawyer would jump in here, because it's not my specialty, but in doing commercial litigation I come across it enough to be familiar. This is more just funny than anything. You can't trademark a name already in use within the same industry. So it won't affect Weck or whatever he wants to do with his brand. What he can do with it is legally use it in a different market, say gay anal lube, or mis-labeled supplements that are really tainted anabolic steroids or something like that, and Weck can't do anything about it.
Actually there's already a gay anal lubricant product that's been popular for years and years called "Joel "Weckingball" Morganweck's Gay Anal Lubricant". I think it would be easy to make a case that an average consumer would get confused by another gay anal lubricant similarly named.
I'm no marketing expert, but it seems like they should shorten that up a bit. Maybe "WeckLube" or "Joel's Slickbottom"
Uncle Joel's In and Out Slippy Grease
Yeah it's definitely an awkwardly named product, not unlike Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, but that's the name nonetheless.
For wecking ballz deep?
How's that work? I'm not a marketing guy
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so its been a week or so, still a useless trademark right?
Kinda makes kalis seem corny for trying to even bother fueling the fire
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Wecks gram on fire? All his Manny Buster's all deleted and will be relocated to YouTube.
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this is probably all a planned troll to move to youtube to start monetizing. would bet that kalis and stevie were in on it.
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Kalis' move kinda feels like snitching somehow... getting the authorities involved is not respected where I come from
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Damn he says he has brain worms in a serious tone in his latest post. If that's a troll it's really fucked. If it's real that's terrible to happen to anyone.
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Damn he says he has brain worms in a serious tone in his latest post. If that's a troll it's really fucked. If it's real that's terrible to happen to anyone.
It's fucking weck genius, has he ever been serious
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Damn he says he has brain worms in a serious tone in his latest post. If that's a troll it's really fucked. If it's real that's terrible to happen to anyone.
He was on ig live talking about it I think it’s real
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Brain Worms? Sounds like Weck hasn't been cooking that pork properly.
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Brain Worms? Sounds like Weck hasn't been cooking that pork properly.
Skin side down?
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Damn he says he has brain worms in a serious tone in his latest post. If that's a troll it's really fucked. If it's real that's terrible to happen to anyone.
Didn't he go into some weird rant following saying that? I couldnt tell if he was serious or not
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-Kalis puts in bid to block weck using or monetising the name. If successful I assume weck can’t advertise on cameo as weckingball?
- weck has content removed from insta under grounds of threatening or violent behaviour and loses his primary platform.
This could spell the end of weckingball. I can’t see his keeping his momentum if he ends up getting frozen out of social media for a while. I imagine whoever got him removed from insta will just Submit a complaint about his content on YouTube too.
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-Kalis puts in bid to block weck using or monetising the name. If successful I assume weck can’t advertise on cameo as weckingball?
- weck has content removed from insta under grounds of threatening or violent behaviour and loses his primary platform.
This could spell the end of weckingball. I can’t see his keeping his momentum if he ends up getting frozen out of social media for a while. I imagine whoever got him removed from insta will just Submit a complaint about his content on YouTube too.
He is still on Instagram just private
(https://i.imgur.com/Xv7FhHI_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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“I have a brain worm”
*recites Instagram policy on bullying and threats*
He probably got banned so many times for threatening people that zuckerberg made him publicly apologize to keep his account.
$5 cameos bout to get extended indefinitely!
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-Kalis puts in bid to block weck using or monetising the name. If successful I assume weck can’t advertise on cameo as weckingball?
- weck has content removed from insta under grounds of threatening or violent behaviour and loses his primary platform.
This could spell the end of weckingball. I can’t see his keeping his momentum if he ends up getting frozen out of social media for a while. I imagine whoever got him removed from insta will just Submit a complaint about his content on YouTube too.
He is still on Instagram just private
(https://i.imgur.com/Xv7FhHI_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
He’s taken all but 5 or so posts down and the latest is some gibberish about breaking insta policy for threatening behaviour and says he’s gonna migrate all manny busters content over to YouTube.
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So Kalis/Stevie reported Weck for bullying?
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damn who knew that Stevie loved that fit so much?
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just watched stevie on no jumper. wouldn't even hit the blunt w snoop.
my prediction is this is all rollout for some shitty cbd product. probably Weck inspired.
not sure how you get brain worms though. maybe from kissing girls with face tats
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Hopefully he re uploads the Eli Reed vegan skit. He took that one down months ago when I was looking for it
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Weak. The implication is that Manny Busters is being squeezed out, under the guise of anti-bullying. Also, brain worms? Jesus, people are gullible.
I almost feel bad for those taking themselves and their idols too seriously. Successful or not, Stevie is definitely not the brightest bulb in the box and initially took the bait. The ones who get in line to lick the boots of pros and can't see a necessity in what someone like Weck does (or did?), I hope the taste isn't disappointing. He might be a roided troll ape, but he did some good.
Kalis' move kinda feels like snitching somehow... getting the authorities involved is not respected where I come from
He's "drysnitching" which is soft but maintains that it's for the good of skateboarding. ::)
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Weck on dragging his ass on the carpet.
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i’m not sure what week really expected
i hope he pulls a feedback ted and gets into the industry in his own way (with all timers and whatnot)
roasting people about skateboarding is so gimmicky either way, to me it was so old even when weck got popular. it’s just not funny. ted barrows knew how to execute it way better than wreck ever did
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from some light googling i have found that brainworm is something that primarily exists for certain types of deer and moose, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's joking.
Also Kalis' trademark is dead ( http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4809:756qhr.2.2 ) and Joel himself made a new one ( http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4809:756qhr.2.1 )
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Also, brain worms? Jesus, people are gullible.
Yeah, I gotta agree. I don’t know what “brain worms” are, but a quick search says that less than 1000 US people per year suffer from cysticercosis. Those odds are lower than ~1:327,000. Plus you need medical lab tests or imaging to even confirm this.
Weck’s whole image is trolling, it makes it hard to believe anything he says.
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Weck went from doing stuff like the Danny Way manny busters (which was brilliant by the way) to whoring himself out doing shout out videos and making up that he has brain worms for attention. The shark has been jumped.
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Damn he says he has brain worms in a serious tone in his latest post. If that's a troll it's really fucked. If it's real that's terrible to happen to anyone.
One day watching a medical show my mom saw my kindergarten teacher on it. She had a worm in her brain from eating some shitty tacos in Mexico. She recovered. She’s the shit. It’s on YouTube somewhere.
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This thread is sooooo 2019.
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So glad this had a happy ending. Praying that Weck can get rid of his brain worms. Get well soon!
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(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/1/1b/Brain_worm.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091205060238)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/f/f4/Snorting_worms.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091205060910)
Brain worms were worm-like parasites from Geonosis that had the capability of controlling minds. They hatched from yellow eggs, and were known to be used by the Geonosian Queen Karina the Great during the Clone Wars on her Geonosian minions. The worms would sometimes enter the host via the nose, and were able to control dead Geonosians.
Brain worms reacted negatively to cold temperatures.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Brain_worm/Legends
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If Kalis really wanted to sting him he’d have trademarked “Manny Busters”. I feel (just like the weck tm) it’d go nowhere due to Joel’s already established use of it.
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Deleted all but 7 posts
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And getting bit by bieber
WECK having a worse month than Donald Trump
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Weck shit the bed. Soon those Sinclair boxes will stop showing up and his broke ass will be left to slanging bones swiss from Vern.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Unfortunately for Kalis, he doesn't get that if someone has been using the name for a considerable amount of time beforehand, he's only doing it for the laughs and can't actually stop Weck from doing jack shit.
I never officially TM'ed my company name 20 years ago, some idiot did it in the meantime a handful of years ago, but as per 2 attorneys I've spoken with, the guy can't do anything with the name since we've been established and basically, it was just a waste of his time.
Must have been a lot of soreness in Josh's backside for that one, or, he's actually cool for making a good joke, just not sure which one.
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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.
Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.
Unfortunately for Kalis, he doesn't get that if someone has been using the name for a considerable amount of time beforehand, he's only doing it for the laughs and can't actually stop Weck from doing jack shit.
I never officially TM'ed my company name 20 years ago, some idiot did it in the meantime a handful of years ago, but as per 2 attorneys I've spoken with, the guy can't do anything with the name since we've been established and basically, it was just a waste of his time.
Must have been a lot of soreness in Josh's backside for that one, or, he's actually cool for making a good joke, just not sure which one.
I think Kalis could run wild with the name and print it on everything form boards to tampons and Weck won't have the money to pay lawyer fees to do anything about it.
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I prefer Joey Brezinski to both these guys
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Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.
Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html
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Weck shit the bed. Soon those Sinclair boxes will stop showing up and his broke ass will be left to slanging bones swiss from Vern.
I laughed so fucking hard from this thank you. I will remember to gnar u again.
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Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.
Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html
Do you really think Joel has the money to Lean on Kalis?
It might be more realistic to imagine that Kalis wanted to fuck with weck and spent an hour one morning submitting an application to trademark the name with no intention of producing goods with the name. I can’t imagine Kalis is loosing sleep over Joel gaining ownership of the trademark
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Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.
Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html
Do you really think Joel has the money to Lean on Kalis?
It might be more realistic to imagine that Kalis wanted to fuck with weck and spent an hour one morning submitting an application to trademark the name with no intention of producing goods with the name. I can’t imagine Kalis is loosing sleep over Joel gaining ownership of the trademark
It costs nothing to lean on someone, you could get a threatening letter sent by a reputable law firm for $300-$500 if u shop around. Also Kalis is no high roller despite his fresh clothes.
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Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.
Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html
Do you really think Joel has the money to Lean on Kalis?
It might be more realistic to imagine that Kalis wanted to fuck with weck and spent an hour one morning submitting an application to trademark the name with no intention of producing goods with the name. I can’t imagine Kalis is loosing sleep over Joel gaining ownership of the trademark
It costs nothing to lean on someone, you could get a threatening letter sent by a reputable law firm for $300-$500 if u shop around. Also Kalis is no high roller despite his fresh clothes.
Did Kalis snake you at Love or something? You seem bitter towards the man
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Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.
Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html
"Entertainment in the nature of wrestling contests"
Someone please photoshop some juggalo face paint on this clown.
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Guessing Kalis has pre-paid legal services, and decided to put them to work, while Weck had to come out of his meager landscaper earnings to defend himself.
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damn weck having his address out there like that?
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Rooting for the worms
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