Josh Kalis trademarks "Wecking Ball"

[Microforrest]

damn who knew that Stevie loved that fit so much?

[conqueso]

just watched stevie on no jumper.  wouldn't even hit the blunt w snoop.

my prediction is this is all rollout for some shitty cbd product. probably Weck inspired.

not sure how you get brain worms though. maybe from kissing girls with face tats

[dooley]

Weak. The implication is that Manny Busters is being squeezed out, under the guise of anti-bullying. Also, brain worms? Jesus, people are gullible.

I almost feel bad for those taking themselves and their idols too seriously. Successful or not, Stevie is definitely not the brightest bulb in the box and initially took the bait. The ones who get in line to lick the boots of pros and can't see a necessity in what someone like Weck does (or did?), I hope the taste isn't disappointing. He might be a roided troll ape, but he did some good.

Kalis' move kinda feels like snitching somehow... getting the authorities involved is not respected where I come from

He's "drysnitching" which is soft but maintains that it's for the good of skateboarding.

[SHIREFLIP]

Weck on dragging his ass on the carpet.

[donkey]

i’m not sure what week really expected

i hope he pulls a feedback ted and gets into the industry in his own way (with all timers and whatnot)

roasting people about skateboarding is so gimmicky either way, to me it was so old even when weck got popular. it’s just not funny. ted barrows knew how to execute it way better than wreck ever did

[dr.prestige]

from some light googling i have found that brainworm is something that primarily exists for certain types of deer and moose, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's joking.

Also Kalis' trademark is dead ( http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4809:756qhr.2.2 ) and Joel himself made a new one ( http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4809:756qhr.2.1 )

[Handwrecker]

Also, brain worms? Jesus, people are gullible.

Yeah, I gotta agree. I don’t know what “brain worms” are, but a quick search says that less than 1000 US people per year suffer from cysticercosis. Those odds are lower than ~1:327,000. Plus you need medical lab tests or imaging to even confirm this.

Weck’s whole image is trolling, it makes it hard to believe anything he says.

[Noble Experiment]

Weck went from doing stuff like the Danny Way manny busters (which was brilliant by the way) to whoring himself out doing shout out videos and making up that he has brain worms for attention. The shark has been jumped.

[50mm]

Damn he says he has brain worms in a serious tone in his latest post. If that's a troll it's really fucked. If it's real that's terrible to happen to anyone.

One day watching a medical show my mom saw my kindergarten teacher on it. She had a worm in her brain from eating some shitty tacos in Mexico. She recovered. She’s the shit. It’s on YouTube somewhere.

[casper]

This thread is sooooo 2019.

[Painted Baby]

So glad this had a happy ending. Praying that Weck can get rid of his brain worms. Get well soon!

[os89]

Brain worms were worm-like parasites from Geonosis that had the capability of controlling minds. They hatched from yellow eggs, and were known to be used by the Geonosian Queen Karina the Great during the Clone Wars on her Geonosian minions. The worms would sometimes enter the host via the nose, and were able to control dead Geonosians.
Brain worms reacted negatively to cold temperatures.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Brain_worm/Legends

[Dark Knight]

If Kalis really wanted to sting him he’d have trademarked “Manny Busters”.  I feel (just like the weck tm) it’d go nowhere due to Joel’s already established use of it.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

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And getting bit by bieber

WECK having a worse month than Donald Trump

[Mike Oxwelling]

Weck shit the bed.  Soon those Sinclair boxes will stop showing up and his broke ass will be left to slanging bones swiss from Vern.

[ColinYourAssOut]

It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.

Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.

Unfortunately for Kalis, he doesn't get that if someone has been using the name for a considerable amount of time beforehand, he's only doing it for the laughs and can't actually stop Weck from doing jack shit.

I never officially TM'ed my company name 20 years ago, some idiot did it in the meantime a handful of years ago, but as per 2 attorneys I've spoken with, the guy can't do anything with the name since we've been established and basically, it was just a waste of his time.

Must have been a lot of soreness in Josh's backside for that one, or, he's actually cool for making a good joke, just not sure which one.

[BMCsteve]

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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.

Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.

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Unfortunately for Kalis, he doesn't get that if someone has been using the name for a considerable amount of time beforehand, he's only doing it for the laughs and can't actually stop Weck from doing jack shit.

I never officially TM'ed my company name 20 years ago, some idiot did it in the meantime a handful of years ago, but as per 2 attorneys I've spoken with, the guy can't do anything with the name since we've been established and basically, it was just a waste of his time.

Must have been a lot of soreness in Josh's backside for that one, or, he's actually cool for making a good joke, just not sure which one.

I think Kalis could run wild with the name and print it on everything form boards to tampons and Weck won't have the money to pay lawyer fees to do anything about it.

[Yesterdays-pop]

I prefer Joey Brezinski to both these guys

[hateboard]

Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.

Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html

[cheetahsheets]

Weck shit the bed.  Soon those Sinclair boxes will stop showing up and his broke ass will be left to slanging bones swiss from Vern.

I laughed so fucking hard from this thank you. I will remember to gnar u again.

[morningcommute]

Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.

Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html

Do you really think Joel has the money to Lean on Kalis?
It might be more realistic to imagine that Kalis wanted to fuck with weck and spent an hour one morning submitting an application to trademark the name with no intention of producing goods with the name. I can’t imagine Kalis is loosing sleep over Joel gaining ownership of the trademark

[hateboard]

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Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.

Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html

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Do you really think Joel has the money to Lean on Kalis?
It might be more realistic to imagine that Kalis wanted to fuck with weck and spent an hour one morning submitting an application to trademark the name with no intention of producing goods with the name. I can’t imagine Kalis is loosing sleep over Joel gaining ownership of the trademark

It costs nothing to lean on someone, you could get a threatening letter sent by a reputable law firm for $300-$500 if u shop around. Also Kalis is no high roller despite his fresh clothes.

[BacksideWallride]

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Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.

Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html

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Do you really think Joel has the money to Lean on Kalis?
It might be more realistic to imagine that Kalis wanted to fuck with weck and spent an hour one morning submitting an application to trademark the name with no intention of producing goods with the name. I can’t imagine Kalis is loosing sleep over Joel gaining ownership of the trademark

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It costs nothing to lean on someone, you could get a threatening letter sent by a reputable law firm for $300-$500 if u shop around. Also Kalis is no high roller despite his fresh clothes.

Did Kalis snake you at Love or something? You seem bitter towards the man

[TreBombMartin]

Kalis got wecked! Game set match weckingball. Can confirm Kalis removed his application and Weck has filed his own. Probably hired a lawyer and Kalis ran away with his dick in his hand at the mere thought of a lawsuit.

Public link for those who care - https://trademark.trademarkia.com/weckingball-88732681.html

"Entertainment in the nature of wrestling contests"

Someone please photoshop some juggalo face paint on this clown.

[23aesthetics]

Guessing Kalis has pre-paid legal services, and decided to put them to work, while Weck had to come out of his meager landscaper earnings to defend himself.

[stone cold steve austin]

damn weck having his address out there like that?

[Christmas Complete]

Rooting for the worms

[Mike Oxwelling]