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Title: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: nollie front board on March 26, 2020, 06:40:07 AM
this fucked me up a little.

they seemed like a good match.

vloggin and shit.

livin that anti vax life.

they got a kid on the way too.

been seeing headlines about the expected rise in divorces.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-lawyers-expect-a-rise-in-divorces-after-self-isolation.html (https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-lawyers-expect-a-rise-in-divorces-after-self-isolation.html)

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Lna7Zjsaq/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Lna7Zjsaq/)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUcwaMQ820I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUcwaMQ820I)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: drewdown on March 26, 2020, 06:44:21 AM
Who are they letting down and who loves them? 

Goddman people are so melodramatic on social media.  STFU with all that nonsense.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on March 26, 2020, 06:46:01 AM
Quality thread bro
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on March 26, 2020, 06:46:17 AM
Divorces are skyrocketing due to the quarantine.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: moonordie on March 26, 2020, 07:09:38 AM
Probably Joslin has a mindset of a teenager and wifey got sick of it or she just wanted to take her daughter for vaccination and he started to foam from his mouth.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 26, 2020, 07:10:00 AM
Divorces are skyrocketing due to the quarantine.

Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Kanye Omari West on March 26, 2020, 07:19:36 AM
People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Tracersbrother on March 26, 2020, 07:30:11 AM
The new baby isn't Chris's. Ryan Fabry fucked another PLAN B pros wife again. First Shef now Joslin
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Tracersbrother on March 26, 2020, 07:30:59 AM
The new baby isn't Chris's. Ryan Fabry fucked another PLAN B pros wife again. First Shef now Joslin

This is the funniest post of 2020. You're killing TB
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 26, 2020, 07:41:33 AM
People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Sick Duck on March 26, 2020, 07:48:52 AM
He just needs to find a chill girl
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dirty Douggie on March 26, 2020, 08:09:49 AM
The creepiest thing is that she made an Instagram account for her 3 yo daughter... That's some awful mini miss shit.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on March 26, 2020, 08:11:48 AM
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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Stats show married men live longer.   If that's your thing.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: LoudPack on March 26, 2020, 08:15:46 AM
Probably Joslin has a mindset of a teenager and wifey got sick of it or she just wanted to take her daughter for vaccination and he started to foam from his mouth.
My thoughts exactly
‘We need to make sure the diaper bag is full and ready for any needs for the baby’
‘AND to make sure my lungs have weed smoke on them’
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Colt Cannon's Cargos on March 26, 2020, 08:18:41 AM
this fucked me up a little.

really?

OP of having a life
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lampshade on March 26, 2020, 08:21:18 AM
He just needs to find a chill girl

Don't we all?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: homegrown83 on March 26, 2020, 08:25:11 AM
Interesting that she would formally post about this on Instagram but this isn't too uncommon in skateboarding unfortunately. I know that Chris Cole is separated from Red, Daewon remarried (I think), Tony Hawk is with his 4th wife. I think the life of a professional skateboarder (constantly traveling, going out on film missions, etc.) can have its toll on relationships.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Iceman on March 26, 2020, 08:28:03 AM
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The new baby isn't Chris's. Ryan Fabry fucked another PLAN B pros wife again. First Shef now Joslin
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This is the funniest post of 2020. You're killing TB
got a chuckle out of me until you ruined it.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: nollie front board on March 26, 2020, 08:31:27 AM
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this fucked me up a little.
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really?

OP of having a life

yeah.

really.

just like how i thought.

nhs was out of business.

fucking imbeciles.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: thebacker on March 26, 2020, 08:42:40 AM
atleast it's mutual.



right?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: fakie nollie on March 26, 2020, 08:45:52 AM
Probably no pre-nup, respek
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: nollie front board on March 26, 2020, 08:47:27 AM
atleast it's mutual.



right?

if it is.

somebody dm him.

like a man.

tell him to update his shit.

(https://i.imgur.com/sTfGlH6.png)

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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: hateboard on March 26, 2020, 08:50:33 AM
this genuinely made me sad. I thought he was on some real family shit. Joslin looks as far from the goofy teenager manchild as you can get in his interviews. He had that 'responsible' young dad vibe, maybe thats the problem, too serious. I wonder how this will affect his hammer throwing?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: conqueso on March 26, 2020, 08:55:10 AM
strange to leave his wife when she's weeks away from having a baby

maybe its not his kid?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Chatbot on March 26, 2020, 08:55:47 AM
this genuinely made me sad. I thought he was on some real family shit. Joslin looks as far from the goofy teenager manchild as you can get in his interviews. He had that 'responsible' young dad vibe, maybe thats the problem, too serious. I wonder how this will affect his hammer throwing?

What is happening in your sig? Kid passed out or slipped on a skateboard?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: WarmUpZone on March 26, 2020, 08:57:00 AM
Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends.  ;D
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 26, 2020, 08:58:31 AM
Oh well. This just means its time to upgrade for chris. Onto the next. Take this time for personal reflection. Unfortunate for the children most of all.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Christmas Complete on March 26, 2020, 08:58:52 AM
NFB, take a break, bud.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on March 26, 2020, 09:01:04 AM
She probably got a big head and started researching vaccination  >:( Wise up lady!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: themeangreen on March 26, 2020, 09:01:52 AM
She has to have rich parents. This chick is so melodramatic that only a member of the Laguna Beach country club kind of way. No way Chris is affording all those Louie bags, nice cars and supporting a kid with his girl not working.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Windsor Knot on March 26, 2020, 09:07:20 AM
On 'arin' s story right now is footage of him tre flipping el toro!? Anyone else seen this!? He does it easily
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Idk on March 26, 2020, 09:27:31 AM
On 'arin' s story right now is footage of him tre flipping el toro!? Anyone else seen this!? He does it easily
Its pieced together from his Ollie make.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 26, 2020, 09:28:11 AM
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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Stats show married men live longer.   If that's your thing.

We'll probably see those stats change with all the spousal murder that's gonna happen over the next few months.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Christmas Complete on March 26, 2020, 09:48:10 AM
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Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
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Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends. Crob ;D
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Watson on March 26, 2020, 10:44:08 AM
I pray for her that it's pretty insane how close her new place still is to Target.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: wurfnnjs on March 26, 2020, 11:08:02 AM
People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
You're right. Real quick though, does anyone know when they got married? I know it says they've been together since they were teenagers, but that's not marriage.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: nollie front board on March 26, 2020, 11:13:46 AM
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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You're right. Real quick though, does anyone know when they got married? I know it says they've been together since they were teenagers, but that's not marriage.

google is your friend.

(https://i.imgur.com/b3BSc22.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/N0A3zd6.png)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: TheLurper on March 26, 2020, 11:26:59 AM
Probably no pre-nup, respek

Despite his dumb ass anti-vaxx bullshit, I feel bad for the dude. Divorce sucks.


And, holy fuck, I can't imagine not having a prenup. The best thing I ever did was draw up a prenup prior to getting married. If anyone ever gets married get a prenup, pay for your partner to have it reviewed by a lawyer, and get it signed at least a month before the wedding.

Divorce is hell no matter what, but the prenup made things so much easier. My ex had some gnarly mental health issues and basically couldn't hold down a job for the past 8 years (she was great getting shitty jobs and also great at getting fired/quitting 3-4 months later). There is no telling what she might have done if she had any legal wiggle room. With the prenup, I kept all my assets, didn't have to take any of her debt, and I don't owe her anything. Marriage is all about love until the divorce comes around then it is just a business deal.

Fuck, my buddy co-signed on his ex-gf's college loans. She didn't pay them and he has been paying her loans, AND he had to pay his baby-momma money for a while there. He lost a good job and was broke, but still had to pay out insane sums of money each month.

I'm not saying some spouses don't deserve alimony or support post marriage, but I primarily back alimony if the deal was, "I work and you stay home."
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 26, 2020, 11:27:31 AM
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Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
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Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends. Crob ;D
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There's nothing better than giving the one you love a good DP. I wanted Crob to hit it, but we all know how that ended up.  :-[
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 26, 2020, 11:29:34 AM
Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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Post by: Chris Hansen is back on March 26, 2020, 11:47:41 AM
/thread
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Seadramon on March 26, 2020, 11:50:15 AM
idk man I tried to watch that youtube video and was ready to divorce her a minute in.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Idk on March 26, 2020, 11:51:09 AM
Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
Eww.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lazer69 on March 26, 2020, 11:56:58 AM
Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.

agreed, but isnt she in her early or mid 20s?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: TwisT on March 26, 2020, 12:00:57 PM
I only feel bad because in that one interview he talked about how important family was since he wasn’t raised by his parents. I know a few dudes whose stuck it out in shit relationships because they wanted their kids to have a better life. He strikes me as that type.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 26, 2020, 12:02:31 PM
I only feel bad because in that one interview he talked about how important family was since he wasn’t raised by his parents. I know a few dudes whose stuck it out in shit relationships because they wanted their kids to have a better life. He strikes me as that type.

I can relate to that. #teamchris
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on March 26, 2020, 12:04:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mnJ4p7j.png)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: hateboard on March 26, 2020, 12:07:55 PM
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Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
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Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends. Crob ;D
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There's nothing better than giving the one you love a good DP. I wanted Crob to hit it, but we all know how that ended up.  :-[

Guys, Crob sits at home alone with his female cat he named Larry. I think if he was going to be banging anyone it would be Joslin not his wife.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: johnes on March 26, 2020, 12:10:56 PM
Cool that’s it’s mutual. Chris maybe loves being a pro skateboarder and a lot of that means not being home all the time. People can fall out of love, it’s not unfathomable. maybe wife wants a stable husband who will be home 99% of the time.
or
Maybe one of them realized they are ...gay
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on March 26, 2020, 12:23:45 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/)

am I the only one to imagine cumming on her belly?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ultra Karen on March 26, 2020, 12:31:34 PM
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Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
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Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends. Crob ;D
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There's nothing better than giving the one you love a good DP. I wanted Crob to hit it, but we all know how that ended up.  :-[
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Guys, Crob sits at home alone with his female cat he named Larry. I think if he was going to be banging anyone it would be Joslin not his wife.

Nothing wrong with sitting at home alone with your cat.

#socialdistancing
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: billyerlife on March 26, 2020, 01:05:54 PM
Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.

I have to imagine you work in telemarketing or some shit, Glengary Glenn Ross is your favorite movie isn't it?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: heckler on March 26, 2020, 01:18:13 PM
NFB, take a break, bud.
You all loved him when he posted as "links, pics, and quotes."
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Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on March 26, 2020, 02:19:12 PM
That sucks man I hope the Joslins can figure it out for their kid, tough time to be going through this
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Post by: blowjobtofakie on March 26, 2020, 02:22:48 PM
I’m just gonna assume she’s leaving because he is giving up on three flipping El Toro.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on March 26, 2020, 02:36:36 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/mH2HsNZ/Screenshot-20200326-163106-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ZhFhs24)
Married in skate shoes and a bowtie
= shit is not going to work out for you
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 26, 2020, 02:40:05 PM
High school sweet hearts just have it hard in staying married for that long. Everyone I know that did marry that early is on their 2nd life in being 21 years old again.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jerrys Kid on March 26, 2020, 02:59:45 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/mH2HsNZ/Screenshot-20200326-163106-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ZhFhs24)
Married in skate shoes and a bowtie
= shit is not going to work out for you

Why is it that, no matter how wealthy a pro skater is, they always choose to wear ill-fitting suits with skate shoes when they get married? Is someone at Sole-Tech going to get all pissy if they see wedding pics of Joslin wearing dress shoes?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on March 26, 2020, 03:02:08 PM
I'm 100% sure Dustin Dollin had a steampunk wedding and wore Vans and a bowtie. It was in a mag
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: BrockSamson on March 26, 2020, 03:04:20 PM
I only feel bad because in that one interview he talked about how important family was since he wasn’t raised by his parents. I know a few dudes whose stuck it out in shit relationships because they wanted their kids to have a better life. He strikes me as that type.

dude's got two kids and if the divorce really is "amicable" it's not gonna be an issue. I've got a pair of divorced friends. One dude got absolutely destroyed by it an his ex puts the screws to him every chance she gets. The other was healthy split and the they live in the same neighborhood, eat dinner together with the kid and their new significant others like every night. It's really fascinating to see.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: computerdate on March 26, 2020, 03:09:58 PM
Humans are fickle
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: hateboard on March 26, 2020, 03:23:17 PM
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On 'arin' s story right now is footage of him tre flipping el toro!? Anyone else seen this!? He does it easily
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Its pieced together from his Ollie make.

Link!!!!
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Post by: Dr Dew on March 26, 2020, 03:35:10 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/72y2qck/510-A8324-6-CA9-4990-A2-AE-B8-E68-FF94883.jpg)

Reflecting on all the decisions that led him to that point
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 26, 2020, 03:37:33 PM
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Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
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Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends. Crob ;D
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There's nothing better than giving the one you love a good DP. I wanted Crob to hit it, but we all know how that ended up.  :-[

Rick do you enjoy the ass or pussy more in the DP? I feel like Crobs a little bitch and would be like I’ll get shit on my dick if I fucked her in the ass. Maybe he’d try to wash his cock off with la croix afterwards? I’m not sure.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 26, 2020, 04:26:06 PM
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Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Marriage is a sham.
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Said your wife after sleeping with all your friends. Crob ;D
[close]
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There's nothing better than giving the one you love a good DP. I wanted Crob to hit it, but we all know how that ended up.  :-[
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Rick do you enjoy the ass or pussy more in the DP? I feel like Crobs a little bitch and would be like I’ll get shit on my dick if I fucked her in the ass. Maybe he’d try to wash his cock off with la croix afterwards? I’m not sure.

Definitely both. It's the eating of the ass that I'm not really into.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: BacksideWallride on March 26, 2020, 04:37:30 PM
People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.

Ed and Deanna give us hopeless romantics a-

never mind.
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Post by: doublesteveburger on March 26, 2020, 04:45:55 PM
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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Ed and Deanna give us hopeless romantics a-

never mind.


Wait, did they split? Ed blocked me on Instagram like five years ago so I’ve been out of the loop with his life and teenagers in bikinis.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 26, 2020, 04:47:00 PM
Prod got married before 24 right? He single now.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: i used to skate on March 26, 2020, 04:48:40 PM
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On 'arin' s story right now is footage of him tre flipping el toro!? Anyone else seen this!? He does it easily
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Its pieced together from his Ollie make.
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Link!!!!

https://instagram.com/a_r_i_n___

This was pretty good. He should have waited til April 1st and dropped the edited clip
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: BacksideWallride on March 26, 2020, 04:51:05 PM
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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Ed and Deanna give us hopeless romantics a-

never mind.
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Wait, did they split? Ed blocked me on Instagram like five years ago so I’ve been out of the loop with his life and teenagers in bikinis.

No, no, no, no... I was being lame. I'm divorced, all my friends are... Seems impossible but they have that happy teen sweetheart long marriage most of us wish we could have had. They genuinely warm my heart, those two rapscallions them
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: FLstrange on March 26, 2020, 05:10:57 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/72y2qck/510-A8324-6-CA9-4990-A2-AE-B8-E68-FF94883.jpg)

Reflecting on all the decisions that led him to that point

that face when your wife doesn't understand why the vlog she's forcing you to participate in is doing irreparable damage to your skateboarding career
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on March 26, 2020, 05:40:43 PM
Who are they letting down and who loves them? 

A question for the ages.
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Post by: friendly dave on March 26, 2020, 06:06:45 PM
Remember when Billy marks wore a beanie at his wedding?
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Post by: Kanye Omari West on March 26, 2020, 06:07:09 PM
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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Never said shouldn't marry. I said shouldn't marry BEFORE 23/24. Either (or any?) of the sexes.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on March 26, 2020, 06:09:39 PM
I'm 100% sure Dustin Dollin had a steampunk wedding and wore Vans and a bowtie. It was in a mag
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Post by: Far from relevant on March 26, 2020, 06:12:49 PM
Lets started a new thread about skaters and their failed marriages.
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Post by: sus on March 26, 2020, 06:18:08 PM
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Dollin’s on his second or third marriage now, so imma assume it was an earlier one
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Post by: Dr Dew on March 26, 2020, 06:33:17 PM
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 26, 2020, 06:47:15 PM
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Who are they letting down and who loves them? 

Goddman people are so melodramatic on social media.  STFU with all that nonsense.

  Well ur tuned in and commenting on his life update, so its not unfair for her/them to think they might be letting people down.  Divorce is never fun.  Fucks sakes, she could have been directing that to friends and fam.
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Post by: Shalom Iginla on March 26, 2020, 06:51:37 PM
Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.

He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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Post by: Shalom Iginla on March 26, 2020, 06:58:17 PM
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am I the only one to imagine cumming on her belly?

Pregnant sex is the best, no joke.
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 26, 2020, 07:24:34 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
   Jesus christ live a little!   
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Post by: Shalom Iginla on March 26, 2020, 07:33:49 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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Post by: Lou Strux on March 26, 2020, 07:38:20 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
Normally, sure.
...But this is Chris Joslin we’re talking about.
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Post by: Shalom Iginla on March 26, 2020, 07:40:54 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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Normally, sure.
...But this is Chris Jolson we’re talking about.

Truu
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Post by: Barf The Mog on March 26, 2020, 07:45:54 PM
Apparently her maiden name is Gulia
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Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on March 26, 2020, 09:08:25 PM
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I'm 100% sure Dustin Dollin had a steampunk wedding and wore Vans and a bowtie. It was in a mag
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Dollin’s on his second or third marriage now, so imma assume it was an earlier one

So I found what I was looking for (https://ibb.co/DRqJNvB) but he's wearing a bolo tie, not a bowtie. It's in the Burnquist Grand Canyon TWS. Good Boulala photo in there too
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 26, 2020, 10:26:29 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Post by: Chris Hansen is back on March 26, 2020, 10:35:38 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.



Is this really something that strikes you as troubling?
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Post by: GollyIamGully on March 26, 2020, 10:38:00 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.

Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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Post by: Davethedavedave on March 26, 2020, 10:47:54 PM
I just hope he posts revenge nudes. Would like to see his ex's t&v
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Post by: Szechuan on March 26, 2020, 11:30:49 PM
Apparently her maiden name is Gulia
Julia Gulia Joslin.
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Post by: hateboard on March 26, 2020, 11:50:05 PM
I just hope he posts revenge nudes. Would like to see his ex's t&v

He leaked revenge El Toro clips, isnt that better?
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Post by: drewsmahgoos on March 26, 2020, 11:52:23 PM
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I'm 100% sure Dustin Dollin had a steampunk wedding and wore Vans and a bowtie. It was in a mag
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Dollin’s on his second or third marriage now, so imma assume it was an earlier one
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So I found what I was looking for (https://ibb.co/DRqJNvB) but he's wearing a bolo tie, not a bowtie. It's in the Burnquist Grand Canyon TWS. Good Boulala photo in there too

Holy fuck that pic is a blast from the past. What ever happened to Brayden and Baker?

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Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on March 27, 2020, 12:13:24 AM
Holy fuck that pic is a blast from the past. What ever happened to Brayden and Baker?
IIRC Braydon, Lenoce, piled out Spanky, and Shane Heyl were dropped to make room around the time Baker was turning Rowan and Dee pro. That's the prime Braydon era right there for sure
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Post by: drewsmahgoos on March 27, 2020, 12:25:41 AM
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Holy fuck that pic is a blast from the past. What ever happened to Brayden and Baker?
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IIRC Braydon, Lenoce, piled out Spanky, and Shane Heyl were dropped to make room around the time Baker was turning Rowan and Dee pro. That's the prime Braydon era right there for sure

Yeah it definitely is. I remember that era quite well. The way he was so hyped up back in the day, I never could have imagined him getting dropped off baker.
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Post by: WobbleHeadBob on March 27, 2020, 12:39:04 AM
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I'm 100% sure Dustin Dollin had a steampunk wedding and wore Vans and a bowtie. It was in a mag
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Dollin’s on his second or third marriage now, so imma assume it was an earlier one
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So I found what I was looking for (https://ibb.co/DRqJNvB) but he's wearing a bolo tie, not a bowtie. It's in the Burnquist Grand Canyon TWS. Good Boulala photo in there too
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Holy fuck that pic is a blast from the past. What ever happened to Brayden and Baker?

Ali and Braydon make a cute couple
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am I the only one to imagine cumming on her belly?
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Pregnant sex is the best, no joke.
Agree!
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Post by: Swithflip on March 27, 2020, 03:35:41 AM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.

Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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   Jesus christ live a little!
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...

YOU'RE A FUCKING CREEP ASS CHILD MOLESTER. WHEN YOU WERE 24 DRINKING AND DRUGGING GIRLS AT YOUR LOCAL GAY BAR YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL HER NAME. YOU NEED TO BE SENT TO JAIL YOU CHOMO

FREE JOE TIGER KING NUGGA
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Post by: GollyIamGully on March 27, 2020, 04:09:45 AM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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   Jesus christ live a little!
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...

I'm 30 and my girl is 21. She holds down a bunch for us too.
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Post by: Showerface on March 27, 2020, 04:30:38 AM
This thread is so fucked up. The fact it even exists is why I fuck with Slap so heavily.
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on March 27, 2020, 04:40:51 AM
Preggo boobs rule.
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Post by: fang on March 27, 2020, 05:00:23 AM
Full of Vitamin DD
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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   Jesus christ live a little!
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...
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I'm 30 and my girl is 21. She holds down a bunch for us too.

As long as neither of you is celebrating a 10 year anniversary more power to you.
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Post by: nollie front board on March 27, 2020, 06:23:54 AM
poor guy.

listening to chapin.

at 4 am.

(https://i.imgur.com/yVrGrKK.png)

This heartbreaking song tells of a father and son who can't schedule time to be with each other, and it serves as a warning against putting one's career before family. The verses start out with a natural harmony and depict the tale of a father with his newborn son. Although dad gets the necessities of child rearing accomplished, he doesn't allow himself to put in quality time with his son because of his career.
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Post by: lady fanny on March 27, 2020, 06:27:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yERDDbP53Sw
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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   Jesus christ live a little!
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...
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I'm 30 and my girl is 21. She holds down a bunch for us too.
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As long as neither of you is celebrating a 10 year anniversary more power to you.

Nah man, She was 21 when I date her. 
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 27, 2020, 06:41:32 AM
Yo my boo is 21 and I’m 25, zaddy up right in here ya heard from king big cat himself.
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Post by: dooley on March 27, 2020, 06:49:46 AM
poor guy.

listening to chapin.

at 4 am.

(https://i.imgur.com/yVrGrKK.png)

This heartbreaking song tells of a father and son who can't schedule time to be with each other, and it serves as a warning against putting one's career before family. The verses start out with a natural harmony and depict the tale of a father with his newborn son. Although dad gets the necessities of child rearing accomplished, he doesn't allow himself to put in quality time with his son because of his career.
He should skate to this song for a next part, in Crocs and a condiment-stained shirt without hiding his fivehead's hairline.
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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   Jesus christ live a little!
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...
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I'm 30 and my girl is 21. She holds down a bunch for us too.
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As long as neither of you is celebrating a 10 year anniversary more power to you.
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Nah man, She was 21 when I date her.

28 and my girl is 22. Not the biggest gap here but still a decent one. She's cool as fuck. Madly in love with her actually. As long as it's consensual and legal, I'm down for an age gap. People mature differently. At her age I still had the mentality of someone much younger so I don't see any sort of problem.
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Post by: Not A Damn Chance on March 27, 2020, 07:12:15 AM

Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...

Not judging, just presenting entertaining  info.
When you turned 18, she was 6


I fucking suck at relationshits. I suck .
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on March 27, 2020, 07:28:29 AM
I'm 44 and my wife is 43.

We're pop cultural equals and it really levels the playing field in relationship dynamics.
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Post by: camel filters on March 27, 2020, 07:30:51 AM
Me and my gf are both 31 but she seems at least late 30s in maturity and I feel like I'm 25 in maturity.
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Post by: blurst_of_times on March 27, 2020, 07:32:58 AM
I just turned 28 and my gf is 23 SUE ME
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on March 27, 2020, 07:34:55 AM
I just turned 28 and my gf is 23 SUE ME

Sue you for what? Doing it right?
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Post by: Rick_Kane on March 27, 2020, 07:35:26 AM
"Women mature faster than men do"

-Fetty Potter
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Post by: Eskorbut0 on March 27, 2020, 07:39:07 AM
Pregnant sex really does look like the best, ahhhh maybe one day
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Post by: Big Skatefase on March 27, 2020, 07:47:21 AM
https://youtu.be/OuUilQ3Cn9M
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Post by: Bobby Lashley on March 27, 2020, 08:18:09 AM
Never wanted to hear pimp c say some shit like that
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Post by: Christmas Complete on March 27, 2020, 08:18:46 AM
I'm 44 and my wife is 43.

We're pop cultural equals and it really levels the playing field in relationship dynamics.

This. It's pretty comforting to have grown up in the same time period as your significant other and just "get" things without having to explain why Magnum P.I. was awesome, or that you don't know Spongebob's neighbor's name.
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Post by: Hevonen on March 27, 2020, 10:16:10 AM
poor guy.

listening to chapin.

at 4 am.

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This heartbreaking song tells of a father and son who can't schedule time to be with each other, and it serves as a warning against putting one's career before family. The verses start out with a natural harmony and depict the tale of a father with his newborn son. Although dad gets the necessities of child rearing accomplished, he doesn't allow himself to put in quality time with his son because of his career.
Well that made me a bit sad
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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I'm 30 and my girl is 21. She holds down a bunch for us too.
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As long as neither of you is celebrating a 10 year anniversary more power to you.

This year will be my 14 year anniversary. I wasn’t even old enough to drink when I met my wife. She was almost 30. Still together today.
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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I'm 30 and my girl is 21. She holds down a bunch for us too.
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As long as neither of you is celebrating a 10 year anniversary more power to you.
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This year will be my 14 year anniversary. I wasn’t even old enough to drink when I met my wife. She was almost 30. Still together today.
Emmanuel Macron?
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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He's 24, so I hope he isn't hanging out with 19 year old chicks.
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   Jesus christ live a little!
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I mean there's nothing really wrong with it, but the gap in maturity between a 19 year old and a 24 year old is pretty big
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   I guess i too thought this when i was 22 but its just growing pains.  24 is just as 'young' as 19 is, just takes a while to realise this.  Im 44 and im here to tell you at 31 your stil powerful and youthful and capable of much imaturity (but leveled with street smarts). Im sayin fuck it and im gonna go for broke the next 20 years. Kicking and scratching.
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Yeah dude. The gap between 24 and 19 really is not that huge at all. If you shift it a couple years you are looking at a couple who is 29 and 24. No big. Girls mature a lot quicker than guys do anyway.
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Im 36 and my girlfriend is 24...
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I'm 30 and my girl is 21. She holds down a bunch for us too.
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As long as neither of you is celebrating a 10 year anniversary more power to you.
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This year will be my 14 year anniversary. I wasn’t even old enough to drink when I met my wife. She was almost 30. Still together today.
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Emmanuel Macron?

Hahaha. I mean I never thought it was strange. My family did. They thought it was just a phase of me being with an older woman. My family loves this woman though. We even moved in together within the year of knowing each other.
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Post by: NBD4ABD on March 27, 2020, 12:50:38 PM
When you get a divorce and you did not sign a per-nuptial agreement.... All that etnies money... Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Hopefully she slobbing shecks knob.. ammi right?
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Post by: Switch FS K-Swiss Grind on March 27, 2020, 12:58:39 PM
When you get a divorce and you did not sign a per-nuptial agreement.... All that etnies money... Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Hopefully she slobbing shecks knob.. ammi right?
Mods please delete this guys sig, there's nothing Shalom about the above comment
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Post by: Shalom Iginla on March 27, 2020, 01:18:44 PM
Pregnant sex really does look like the best, ahhhh maybe one day

My wife was crazy horny for the first 7 or so months. And her tits were massive. I tried the milk straight from the source, it tastes like the milk in the bottom of the bowl after honey nut cheerios. So mmm.
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Post by: Casey Jones on March 28, 2020, 01:43:47 AM
Saw his wife on tinder a few years back. Wish I had the screen shot. We didn’t match.



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Post by: WobbleHeadBob on March 28, 2020, 04:24:43 AM
Pregnant sex really does look like the best, ahhhh maybe one day

can confirm, its fuckin rad although you get a sore neck when you go down on her further on in the pregnancy.

we dont want another kid BUT I sure would enjoy another couple rounds of the prenancy boobs.
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Post by: nollie front board on March 28, 2020, 06:23:08 AM
we all process grief differently.

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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 07:21:15 AM
Id suck the hell outta those pregnant tits. On the other hand id have to pull out on this evil bitch. She might have won this battle bit mark my words, chris will win the war. Success is the best revenge.
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Post by: Swithflip on March 28, 2020, 07:35:44 AM
we all process grief differently.

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Shes working for directs praising her tits.
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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 07:39:34 AM
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Shes working for directs praising her tits.

For real. Thirsty. Desperate. And hott af lol.
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Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on March 28, 2020, 07:48:19 AM
we all process grief differently.

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Damn, I saw that this morning. I’m actually bummed for him. He removed her from his bio on insta but has a photo with her in the profile pic. He’s probably in denial and didn’t saw this coming. He’s gonna struggle to get over it I think.
Meanwhile she’s posting boob pics like a thirsty bitch.
Shit’s sad to see...
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Post by: LemThurdy on March 28, 2020, 08:10:18 AM
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My wife was crazy horny for the first 7 or so months. And her tits were massive. I tried the milk straight from the source, it tastes like the milk in the bottom of the bowl after honey nut cheerios. So mmm.

Shalom! Shit I remember when my wife was pregnant she was horny as hell and low key pregnant sex is amazing
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Post by: Sanka Coffie on March 28, 2020, 08:30:18 AM
Awww man the anti-vax live laugh lovers didn't make it :/
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Post by: fakie nollie on March 28, 2020, 08:30:30 AM
If my wife mentioned how hard marriage was privately to me as many times as Julia Joslin did on her instagram publicly, I wouldn’t still be married. Read the room, Ghoulia!
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 09:09:59 AM
ouch...she looks evil. def getting dicked down elsewhere or is taking him for the bag.

like why are you so happy girl?

That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.
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Post by: Ultra Karen on March 28, 2020, 09:13:06 AM
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ouch...she looks evil. def getting dicked down elsewhere or is taking him for the bag.

like why are you so happy girl?
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That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.

I have been enjoying your show on Netflix
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Post by: Szechuan on March 28, 2020, 09:22:09 AM
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ouch...she looks evil. def getting dicked down elsewhere or is taking him for the bag.

like why are you so happy girl?
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That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.
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I have been enjoying your show on Netflix
Is he Joe Exotic or that Carol bitch? I assume he wants to be mr cult leader in South Carolina, but nahhh.
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Post by: BacksideWallride on March 28, 2020, 09:22:33 AM
This is a fucking sad. When all I knew about him was ripping off shirts in self celebration videos he seemed like a jock but his 9 Club was sad as shit. This dude had a terrible childhood and used that pain to be a stand up dad, breaking himself the fuck off to achieve his goals and take care of this woman and family.

Her posting that shit looking happy as fuck as he posts that song at 4am is heartbreaking.

I hope you get to see your kids and find a real stand up wifey Mr. Joslin
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Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on March 28, 2020, 09:35:09 AM
get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 09:44:06 AM
get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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Post by: Yu Dum on March 28, 2020, 09:46:27 AM
Divorce is never a happy thing unless both parties recognize that they are not good for one another. This is not one of those instances. I feel for Chris.
He may not be my favorite skater, but that doesn't mean I would ever wish this upon anyone. I hope he can at least get joint custody so that he can be in their lives. My heart goes out to him and his kids.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 09:50:26 AM
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get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.

No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 09:56:37 AM
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.

Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on March 28, 2020, 10:15:23 AM
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get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch

Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.
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Post by: Idk on March 28, 2020, 10:18:39 AM
This threads disgusting.
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.

Wow dude. You okay?! Must suck to hate yourself...
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.
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Wow dude. You okay?! Must suck to hate yourself...

Must suck to hate a complete strangers ex wife enough to put effort into humiliating her...
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Post by: rusty knees on March 28, 2020, 10:26:09 AM
i agree disgusting thread, but it probably wouldnt exist if they didnt post their whole lives online.

People are too quick to type some bullshit on the internet.
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Post by: somedudefromnj on March 28, 2020, 10:36:26 AM
i agree disgusting thread, but it probably wouldnt exist if they didnt post their whole lives online.

People are too quick to type some bullshit on the internet.

big facts, but the posts towards the end of the last page made me realize how fucked slap is. Imagine being a pro under all that pressure, and then seeing a six page thread about your divorce with a bunch of strangers in it. Holy shit , and then a bunch of folks say how much we support the growth of mental health discussion.

ill keep reading though (obviously)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 10:43:01 AM
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get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’d be calling out a dude just as fucking quickly. It’s only “misogynistic” if I dealt this hand to a female bitch and not a male bitch, and usually it’s a male bitch in that situation. There’s also a difference between getting a life change and humiliating your partner, just giving it back at her. You should have looked at my post above the one you quoted homie.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Deputy Wendell on March 28, 2020, 10:49:37 AM
This threads disgusting.

seriously though...just skimming through this thread--and more importantly, through Joslin's ex's social media that people have included here--makes me feel like i need to go take a shower.

i'm sure heads in here no this better than i do, but if i remember even vaguely correctly, Freud said something like having a child is the narcissistic act for a woman--a walking, talking, reflection of her...

...i think with the acute kind of incessant self-absorption of some pregnant women that social media makes possible--like Joslin's ex's--makes Freud smile from wherever he is...
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ultra Karen on March 28, 2020, 10:51:32 AM
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get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.
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Whoa whoa whoa, I’d be calling out a dude just as fucking quickly. It’s only “misogynistic” if I dealt this hand to a female bitch and not a male bitch, and usually it’s a male bitch in that situation. There’s also a difference between getting a life change and humiliating your partner, just giving it back at her. You should have looked at my post above the one you quoted homie.
Do you still have that eyebrow ring?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on March 28, 2020, 10:56:39 AM
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get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.
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Whoa whoa whoa, I’d be calling out a dude just as fucking quickly. It’s only “misogynistic” if I dealt this hand to a female bitch and not a male bitch, and usually it’s a male bitch in that situation. There’s also a difference between getting a life change and humiliating your partner, just giving it back at her. You should have looked at my post above the one you quoted homie.

How is she humilating him? By showing some cleavage after theyve separated?

That right there is pretty misogynistic.

Anyway I never shouldve read this thread. Stay safe everyone.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 11:04:12 AM
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get over it he is a KID and she wants a man. obvious
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.
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Whoa whoa whoa, I’d be calling out a dude just as fucking quickly. It’s only “misogynistic” if I dealt this hand to a female bitch and not a male bitch, and usually it’s a male bitch in that situation. There’s also a difference between getting a life change and humiliating your partner, just giving it back at her. You should have looked at my post above the one you quoted homie.
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How is she humilating him? By showing some cleavage after theyve separated?

That right there is pretty misogynistic.

Anyway I never shouldve read this thread. Stay safe everyone.


That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.

Edit: I bet you’re also the white knight fuckhead who would be like Chris is straight up humiliating his wife if he was posting back shots of Julia, or some shit because your such a fucking SJW liberal shill using words like misogynistic to describe my rational thoughts. If you don’t find either fucked up well then you’re ducked up in the head yo, also you can’t doxx someone who actively pursues this shit on public media platforms because well they are “doxxing” themselves.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on March 28, 2020, 11:09:15 AM
You quoted your own opinion thats based of some old show. If you think thats grand wisdom, good for you. And I said one step away from doxxing. Drawing someone into an online exchange and planning on posting it is pretty scummy. At the end of the day youre a funny guy though, a damn good joke to have around, so theres that. And if I saw chris backshotting anyone Id probably just throw up in my mouth a little.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 28, 2020, 11:09:54 AM
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.
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Whoa whoa whoa, I’d be calling out a dude just as fucking quickly. It’s only “misogynistic” if I dealt this hand to a female bitch and not a male bitch, and usually it’s a male bitch in that situation. There’s also a difference between getting a life change and humiliating your partner, just giving it back at her. You should have looked at my post above the one you quoted homie.
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How is she humilating him? By showing some cleavage after theyve separated?

That right there is pretty misogynistic.

Anyway I never shouldve read this thread. Stay safe everyone.

Have your parents block this site for you on your phone.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dr Dew on March 28, 2020, 11:11:24 AM
Yeah honestly.. some of y’all are wilding and projecting in this thread.

Women (and men) can break up with their partner whenever they want, and post whatever selfies or anything they want afterwards. There’s no time limit she has to wait for. There’s no guidelines she has to follow.. that’s her personal decision, show some respect dam. Also she was probably posting selfies before the breakup, really not that unusual of a behavior.

And okay, what if she is purposefully posting selfies with cleavage in it to show she’s available now and help her find a new boyfriend, who the fuck cares?! That’s her decision and I respect it, we don’t know what tf went on in their personal or why she would be pressed to leave him or find a new partner.

Seriously y’all find the weirdest shit to get upset about sometimes.. Julia can post whatever the fuck she wants and y’all are fucked for speculating and hating so much on some people you don’t even know.


Julia doesn’t owe you shit.
Julia owes you wheel bite the rain
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Stride on March 28, 2020, 11:18:57 AM
They literally just separated and she’s pregnant.

I highly doubt she’s out here trying to get piped lmao.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Kylo Send on March 28, 2020, 11:21:31 AM
That's pretty heavy to divorce while pregnant. High school sweet hearts too. What does she do for work?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: PincherBug on March 28, 2020, 11:23:54 AM
They literally just separated and she’s pregnant.

I highly doubt she’s out here trying to get piped lmao.

Time for her to pay the piper or else she gets piped
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 11:30:38 AM
You quoted your own opinion thats based of some old show. If you think thats grand wisdom, good for you. And I said one step away from doxxing. Drawing someone into an online exchange and planning on posting it is pretty scummy. At the end of the day youre a funny guy though, a damn good joke to have around, so theres that. And if I saw chris backshotting anyone Id probably just throw up in my mouth a little.

Typical liberal idiot. Spoken like a true moron.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 11:34:11 AM
That's pretty heavy to divorce while pregnant. High school sweet hearts too. What does she do for work?

What every other lazy, entitled “mom” does. Sits on instagram all day posting thirsty selfies because she lacks substance and respect for herself. I personally cannot wait for another six months to pass and see Chris killin it, slayin some younger pussy. Julias washed tf up.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: urbneathme on March 28, 2020, 11:37:05 AM
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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No she wants dick lol, how is this hard to comprehend. Dude owns a house in SoCal in his early fucking 20s with self made money. Like how much more manly can you get. Bitch just wants dick. Yo where do they live? Some of y’all should hop on tinder/bumble if you live near her. If she’s on that Facebook shit(I never had Facebook but I heard they got shit now), she must be THIRSTY. Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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Wow. Anyone can tell you have some screws loose cheetah, but this is fucking nuts. You have serious fucking mental problems and for all your big cat talk, you're just another dunce in the he-man woman haters club. You want to humiliate a woman for choosing to change her life? Why? Because youre a fan of her ex husbands skating? How does that make sense?

Guess what? Its normal for a person to want change if they've been in a serious relationship since 14. And people stray when they commit at such a young age. It happens. She wants to move on. It doesn't make her a thirsty bitch. For all your supposed open mindedness, youre just another dipshit who thinks if a woman has kids with a man she has to stay with him because hes successful enough to have fan boys.

I thought maybe you were for real with your big cat bullshit, but you learned it from a bunch of mysoginistic 80s ramp riding dipshits and it shows now more than it ever did. You can't play that holier than thou part ever again. You're both disgusting pieces of shit one step away from doxing someone and you deserve each other.
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Whoa whoa whoa, I’d be calling out a dude just as fucking quickly. It’s only “misogynistic” if I dealt this hand to a female bitch and not a male bitch, and usually it’s a male bitch in that situation. There’s also a difference between getting a life change and humiliating your partner, just giving it back at her. You should have looked at my post above the one you quoted homie.
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How is she humilating him? By showing some cleavage after theyve separated?

That right there is pretty misogynistic.

Anyway I never shouldve read this thread. Stay safe everyone.
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That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.
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Edit: I bet you’re also the white knight fuckhead who would be like Chris is straight up humiliating his wife if he was posting back shots of Julia, or some shit because your such a fucking SJW liberal shill using words like misogynistic to describe my rational thoughts. If you don’t find either fucked up well then you’re ducked up in the head yo, also you can’t doxx someone who actively pursues this shit on public media platforms because well they are “doxxing” themselves.
finally got enough info to catch this fool's identity. what's up mystery? you wanna go break up a six-set and then go ollie 720 a six set bro?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 11:37:51 AM
That's pretty heavy to divorce while pregnant. High school sweet hearts too. What does she do for work?

Collects half of a signature shoe etnies check.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ultra Karen on March 28, 2020, 11:39:00 AM
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That's pretty heavy to divorce while pregnant. High school sweet hearts too. What does she do for work?
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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 11:43:03 AM
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That's pretty heavy to divorce while pregnant. High school sweet hearts too. What does she do for work?
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Fucking amazing
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lady fanny on March 28, 2020, 11:43:55 AM
men age like wine, women age like milk.
also, he 360 flipped El Toro [more or less] Ghoulia did not.
i just hope Chris Joslin doesn't find meth behind this. sometimes hardship turns us into the thing we avoided the longest.
PS whoever is quoting Frued, that dude is a fraud to undermine the family. him and his cousin Edward Bernays.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 11:46:40 AM
men age like wine, women age like milk.
also, he 360 flipped El Toro [more or less] Ghoulia did not.
i just hope Chris Joslin doesn't find meth behind this. sometimes hardship turns us into the thing we avoided the longest.
PS whoever is quoting Frued, that dude is a fraud to undermine the family. him and his cousin Edward Bernays.


Yes!!!!!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dr Dew on March 28, 2020, 11:50:30 AM
men age like wine, women age like milk.
also, he 360 flipped El Toro [more or less] Ghoulia did not.
i just hope Chris Joslin doesn't find meth behind this. sometimes hardship turns us into the thing we avoided the longest.
PS whoever is quoting Frued, that dude is a fraud to undermine the family. him and his cousin Edward Bernays.

Haha yeah Chris land big skate trick Julia dumb whore  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 28, 2020, 12:04:33 PM
Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
Id suck the hell outta those pregnant tits. On the other hand id have to pull out on this evil bitch. She might have won this battle bit mark my words, chris will win the war. Success is the best revenge.

For real. Thirsty. Desperate. And hott af lol.

And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
What every other lazy, entitled “mom” does. Sits on instagram all day posting thirsty selfies because she lacks substance and respect for herself. I personally cannot wait for another six months to pass and see Chris killin it, slayin some younger pussy. Julias washed tf up.

You're a fucking creep dude seriously. What's your agenda? Why are you rooting so hard for Chris Joslin to hook up with young girls?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on March 28, 2020, 12:09:10 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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Id suck the hell outta those pregnant tits. On the other hand id have to pull out on this evil bitch. She might have won this battle bit mark my words, chris will win the war. Success is the best revenge.
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For real. Thirsty. Desperate. And hott af lol.
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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What every other lazy, entitled “mom” does. Sits on instagram all day posting thirsty selfies because she lacks substance and respect for herself. I personally cannot wait for another six months to pass and see Chris killin it, slayin some younger pussy. Julias washed tf up.
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You're a fucking creep dude seriously. What's your agenda? Why are you rooting so hard for Chris Joslin to hook up with young girls?

Because he wants to watch. If he cant he'll just jerk off to the mental image.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 12:22:27 PM
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Damn she posted their breakup a day after their 4 year anniversary. Savage. Like i mentioned before. This is a opportunity for Chris to figure out what he wants because nothings holding him back now. Chances are hes gunna upgrade and she will be forced to downgrade. A woman approaching or already into her thirties bearing two children is not exactly what most success driven, goal oriented young men seek. Chris on the orher hand is driven, still young because as men we get better with age and I wont be suprised if we see him with girls 5 years younger than him soon.
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Id suck the hell outta those pregnant tits. On the other hand id have to pull out on this evil bitch. She might have won this battle bit mark my words, chris will win the war. Success is the best revenge.
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For real. Thirsty. Desperate. And hott af lol.
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And shes only going to attract fuck boys. Believe me. Ask ANY motivated, goal driven young man if he is interested in a beautiful woman with two kids. Im saying Chris moght have lost this battle but he will win the WAR. Success is the best revenge. Go skate. Workout. Meet real genuine women.
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Just slid in her DM’s. Im also in Socal. If she responds ill be sure to get screenshots and expose this thirsty bitch
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What every other lazy, entitled “mom” does. Sits on instagram all day posting thirsty selfies because she lacks substance and respect for herself. I personally cannot wait for another six months to pass and see Chris killin it, slayin some younger pussy. Julias washed tf up.
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You're a fucking creep dude seriously. What's your agenda? Why are you rooting so hard for Chris Joslin to hook up with young girls?
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Because he wants to watch. If he cant he'll just jerk off to the mental image.

Chris needs a black or asian woman to hold it down for him. I don’t trust any white/spicy white bitch in SoCal for a long term marriage in that zoomer Kim K is my bae era.

Joslin interracial I can see it right now skating isn’t special.
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on March 28, 2020, 12:27:25 PM
Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.



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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 12:31:57 PM
Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.

Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Szechuan on March 28, 2020, 12:32:10 PM
Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on March 28, 2020, 12:33:46 PM
Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.

This, balete it. Its gross.
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Post by: LemThurdy on March 28, 2020, 12:35:28 PM
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You are a fucking kook
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Post by: ihatejulio on March 28, 2020, 12:43:05 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.

When you can't think of anything intelligent to say, just call everyone that disagrees with you a liberal, SJW, or snowflake. That will sure show them.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: squintharder on March 28, 2020, 12:46:37 PM
She probably called it when he suggested rockstar instead of breastfeeding for the new kid.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 12:52:09 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
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When you can't think of anything intelligent to say, just call everyone that disagrees with you a liberal, SJW, or snowflake. That will sure show them.

Snowflake is dumb and triggered is a better word for that, and I’m an independent who leans more liberal. SJW is a real thing around these parts and they like to go white knightin like cray cray. When someone brings up the words misogyny to describe rational thought, that’s SJW and liberal white knighting, it’s a pretty intelligent thing to say because it’s a descriptive analysis of what someone else
Has just said.
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 28, 2020, 12:55:14 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
it's not us that are the problem dude, trust
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 28, 2020, 12:56:24 PM
They literally just separated and she’s pregnant.

I highly doubt she’s out here trying to get piped lmao.

Someone please photoshop her getting piped at Pipeline
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Post by: Classy Durag on March 28, 2020, 01:01:35 PM
Remember when Billy marks wore a beanie at his wedding?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YlT2xGLu8ks/UpJN4-t9bII/AAAAAAAAGmY/-EMdMP_bq5E/s1600/f13c8c4b29e84e8ab3593388bcc2076c_7.jpg)

Looks like his ol lady got a hairy chest... mmmm
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 01:04:52 PM
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They literally just separated and she’s pregnant.

I highly doubt she’s out here trying to get piped lmao.
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Someone please photoshop her getting piped at Pipeline

Julia Joslin stylin in you incoming in 3,2,1, G..............airtight.
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Post by: Skateboard Shuffle on March 28, 2020, 01:17:13 PM
Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.

Who says stuff like this?
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Post by: LemThurdy on March 28, 2020, 01:22:25 PM
Her IG looks pretty normal I don’t understand the people saying she’s posting thirsty selfies and shit. Shows how distorted their views are
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Post by: dooley on March 28, 2020, 01:28:35 PM
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Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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He claims to not be a misogynist then wants to photoshop her to an airtight scene. He's more of a shitrat than a medium cat.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 01:31:13 PM
Her IG looks pretty normal I don’t understand the people saying she’s posting thirsty selfies and shit. Shows how distorted their views are
I don’t have IG or lurk it, I might look up && vids on the random off day. All I’ve seen is a thirsty sporty tid shot of her story posted here within a day of doing the social media divorce announcement.

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Who says stuff like this?

The big cat duhhhhh. Y’all motherfuckers talk about shaming and “justice” and shit when it comes to all kinds of shit, but when it’s actually something I find to be a worthy cause you’re like whoa whoa there cat. Bunch of hypocritical triggered fucks.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 01:32:51 PM
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He claims to not be a misogynist then wants to photoshop her to an airtight scene. He's more of a shitrat than a medium cat.

That was a fucking joke bud, and pretty fucking funny if you ask me. All the posts about her gettin piped are cracking me the fuck up in here, plus it followed a fucking Rick Kane comment son.
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Post by: lemonchicken91 on March 28, 2020, 01:55:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Zki6LEk.gif)
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Post by: Dr Dew on March 28, 2020, 02:12:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0RIKHfwAhA
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Post by: JANUS on March 28, 2020, 02:46:33 PM
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Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Who says stuff like this?

4chan trolls.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: LemThurdy on March 28, 2020, 02:48:20 PM
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Her IG looks pretty normal I don’t understand the people saying she’s posting thirsty selfies and shit. Shows how distorted their views are
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The big cat duhhhhh. Y’all motherfuckers talk about shaming and “justice” and shit when it comes to all kinds of shit, but when it’s actually something I find to be a worthy cause you’re like whoa whoa there cat. Bunch of hypocritical triggered fucks.

Of topic , but seeing as your a big cat what’s your take on this fuckin Joe exotic guy he’s repping for your ppl
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Post by: lady fanny on March 28, 2020, 03:02:47 PM
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Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Who says stuff like this?
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4chan trolls.
shove it up your anus, janus. how do you know what 4chan trolls say unless you are in fact, a 4chan troll?
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Post by: ihatejulio on March 28, 2020, 03:02:54 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
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When you can't think of anything intelligent to say, just call everyone that disagrees with you a liberal, SJW, or snowflake. That will sure show them.
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Snowflake is dumb and triggered is a better word for that, and I’m an independent who leans more liberal. SJW is a real thing around these parts and they like to go white knightin like cray cray. When someone brings up the words misogyny to describe rational thought, that’s SJW and liberal white knighting, it’s a pretty intelligent thing to say because it’s a descriptive analysis of what someone else
Has just said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34DmsMxUlA
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 28, 2020, 03:25:22 PM
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He claims to not be a misogynist then wants to photoshop her to an airtight scene. He's more of a shitrat than a medium cat.
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That was a fucking joke bud, and pretty fucking funny if you ask me. All the posts about her gettin piped are cracking me the fuck up in here, plus it followed a fucking Rick Kane comment son.
lucky no one did then because it wasn't at all
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Post by: Rick_Kane on March 28, 2020, 03:42:33 PM
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That was a fucking joke bud, and pretty fucking funny if you ask me. All the posts about her gettin piped are cracking me the fuck up in here, plus it followed a fucking Rick Kane comment son.

Don't be throwing me under the bus Big Cat. My comment was about surfing.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 03:46:59 PM
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Who says stuff like this?
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That was a fucking joke bud, and pretty fucking funny if you ask me. All the posts about her gettin piped are cracking me the fuck up in here, plus it followed a fucking Rick Kane comment son.
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Don't be throwing me under the bus Big Cat. My comment was about surfing.

Not trying to homie. People in here getting so upset by obvious big cat trolling. Can’t be upset with me if fuckers are taking the bait.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 03:50:10 PM
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Her IG looks pretty normal I don’t understand the people saying she’s posting thirsty selfies and shit. Shows how distorted their views are
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Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Who says stuff like this?
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The big cat duhhhhh. Y’all motherfuckers talk about shaming and “justice” and shit when it comes to all kinds of shit, but when it’s actually something I find to be a worthy cause you’re like whoa whoa there cat. Bunch of hypocritical triggered fucks.
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Of topic , but seeing as your a big cat what’s your take on this fuckin Joe exotic guy he’s repping for your ppl

I saw the trailer in my thread on slap, but I haven’t watched the Netflix series yet, and wasn’t really planning on it because it’s pretty fucked up having big cats in captivity if you ask me.
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Post by: Rick_Kane on March 28, 2020, 03:55:56 PM
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Remember when Billy marks wore a beanie at his wedding?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YlT2xGLu8ks/UpJN4-t9bII/AAAAAAAAGmY/-EMdMP_bq5E/s1600/f13c8c4b29e84e8ab3593388bcc2076c_7.jpg)
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Looks like his ol lady got a hairy chest... mmmm

I can't unsee it now  ;D
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Post by: dpelevator on March 28, 2020, 04:12:20 PM
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Who says stuff like this?

Cheetah is an 80s movie villain. Confirmed.
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Post by: lady fanny on March 28, 2020, 04:18:00 PM
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This, balete it. Its gross.
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make like the King of Pop and balete it
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Post by: JANUS on March 28, 2020, 04:51:07 PM
RIP OP
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Post by: secondhandstoke on March 28, 2020, 05:05:28 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/)
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am I the only one to imagine cumming on her belly?

she is so hot in this pic. i would hit that for sure.  sounds twisted but i have a huge pregnant fetish.
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Post by: 4LOM on March 28, 2020, 05:09:21 PM
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This, balete it. Its gross.
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make like the King of Pop and balete it
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Like Fox Mulder, I want to balete
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Post by: lady fanny on March 28, 2020, 05:11:23 PM
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This, balete it. Its gross.
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make like the King of Pop and balete it
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Like Fox Mulder, I want to balete
does Chris Joslin balete in life after love?
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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lou Strux on March 28, 2020, 07:39:20 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
Yep. Fact.
Also a fact is the reason it is that way; most of us chose skateboarding as a means of escaping from the macho-jock attitudes displayed herein (looking at you, Saari) in organized athletics. Many of us were hoping we had left that behind.
Oh well. I guess we can’t have anything nice.
This thread is a tragic.
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Post by: Lou Strux on March 28, 2020, 07:46:46 PM
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Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.
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Who says stuff like this?
The king of the big cats. Duh.
Real regal look, I know.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on March 28, 2020, 07:49:54 PM
Feel bad as fuck for Chris. Been there...know how it feels. Divorce is like a death.

But still, that wasn't a make. Close though.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Yonnycage on March 28, 2020, 07:55:14 PM
Jesus christ dude I thought I was bad, being a dumb drunkard but a lot of you have some serious fucking mental problems, like psycho stalker ex-boyfriend vibes are all over this thread. Please get some behavioral therapy you fuckin weirdos
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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 28, 2020, 08:08:22 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
[close]
Yep. Fact.
Also a fact is the reason it is that way; most of us chose skateboarding as a means of escaping from the macho-jock attitudes displayed herein (looking at you, Saari) in organized athletics. Many of us were hoping we had left that behind.
Oh well. I guess we can’t have anything nice.
This thread is a tragic.

You must be 21 or younger. No way in hell you grew up skateboarding in the 1990’s. LMFAO. Im serious. You would have been eaten alive being this soft back then.
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Post by: Lou Strux on March 28, 2020, 08:16:26 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
[close]
Yep. Fact.
Also a fact is the reason it is that way; most of us chose skateboarding as a means of escaping from the macho-jock attitudes displayed herein (looking at you, Saari) in organized athletics. Many of us were hoping we had left that behind.
Oh well. I guess we can’t have anything nice.
This thread is a tragic.
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You must be 21 or younger. No way in hell you grew up skateboarding in the 1990’s. LMFAO. Im serious. You would have been eaten alive being this soft back then.
And yet, some how, soft shell & all, here I am, still alive & still skating.
I ain’t mad at any of you so much as disappointed in all of us as a culture for fostering these attitudes.
The reason I survived skating in the 80s, 90s, through until present day is because, where as skateboarding has always had its share of “jocks,” so to speak, they are still the exception as opposed to the rule once you leave SLAP and hit the skreets.
Keep doing you though. SLAP is both spicier & sadder for it.
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on March 28, 2020, 08:20:03 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
[close]
Yep. Fact.
Also a fact is the reason it is that way; most of us chose skateboarding as a means of escaping from the macho-jock attitudes displayed herein (looking at you, Saari) in organized athletics. Many of us were hoping we had left that behind.
Oh well. I guess we can’t have anything nice.
This thread is a tragic.
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You must be 21 or younger. No way in hell you grew up skateboarding in the 1990’s. LMFAO. Im serious. You would have been eaten alive being this soft back then.

Wait, did I miss the part where skating in the 90's made you some sort of red meat guzzling hard ass? Fuck outta here with that shit. The 90's was filled with Ed and Geoff being vegan. You fucking kook.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 28, 2020, 08:34:26 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
[close]
Yep. Fact.
Also a fact is the reason it is that way; most of us chose skateboarding as a means of escaping from the macho-jock attitudes displayed herein (looking at you, Saari) in organized athletics. Many of us were hoping we had left that behind.
Oh well. I guess we can’t have anything nice.
This thread is a tragic.
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You must be 21 or younger. No way in hell you grew up skateboarding in the 1990’s. LMFAO. Im serious. You would have been eaten alive being this soft back then.
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Mike V is that you?
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Post by: Nicki on March 28, 2020, 09:03:09 PM
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
[close]
Yep. Fact.
Also a fact is the reason it is that way; most of us chose skateboarding as a means of escaping from the macho-jock attitudes displayed herein (looking at you, Saari) in organized athletics. Many of us were hoping we had left that behind.
Oh well. I guess we can’t have anything nice.
This thread is a tragic.
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You must be 21 or younger. No way in hell you grew up skateboarding in the 1990’s. LMFAO. Im serious. You would have been eaten alive being this soft back then.
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Wait, did I miss the part where skating in the 90's made you some sort of red meat guzzling hard ass? Fuck outta here with that shit. The 90's was filled with Ed and Geoff being vegan. You fucking kook.

Looks like we also missed the part where everyone over 21 skated in the 90s. Technically possible I guess.
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Woah. I said in another thread recently that some of you have some really fucked up issues with women and you can’t even see it.

This thread should be deleted. It’s a real low point, even for Slap.
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Now I know that the skateboarding community is mostly made up of limp wristed liberals but the white knights lurking on here take it to an entirely new level of desperation.
[close]
Yep. Fact.
Also a fact is the reason it is that way; most of us chose skateboarding as a means of escaping from the macho-jock attitudes displayed herein (looking at you, Saari) in organized athletics. Many of us were hoping we had left that behind.
Oh well. I guess we can’t have anything nice.
This thread is a tragic.
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You must be 21 or younger. No way in hell you grew up skateboarding in the 1990’s. LMFAO. Im serious. You would have been eaten alive being this soft back then.
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Wait, did I miss the part where skating in the 90's made you some sort of red meat guzzling hard ass? Fuck outta here with that shit. The 90's was filled with Ed and Geoff being vegan. You fucking kook.
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Looks like we also missed the part where everyone over 21 skated in the 90s. Technically possible I guess.

I was going to reply defending the 90's part but feel like an idiot missing the horrible math on this. The egg on my face...

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q/200.webp?cid=ecf05e4757339de7aacdfe178403ede4fee6ad48a3a17446&rid=200.webp)
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Post by: Ultra Karen on March 28, 2020, 09:35:53 PM
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am I the only one to imagine cumming on her belly?
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she is so hot in this pic. i would hit that for sure.  sounds twisted but i have a huge pregnant fetish.

It is twisted you little shit. There are better ways to have a threesome Fetty.
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Post by: rawr1922 on March 28, 2020, 10:01:03 PM
Everybody's true colors coming out in this thread
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Post by: Spunkchild on March 28, 2020, 10:14:52 PM
just came in here to say pregnant pussy sound like mac and cheese.

Joslin is most definitely a good skateboarder, I'm glad i dont have to see him apathetically vlog with his wife.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ryu on March 29, 2020, 02:38:22 AM
Everybody's true colors coming out in this thread
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am I the only one to imagine cumming on her chris' belly?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 29, 2020, 05:04:06 AM
Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lady fanny on March 29, 2020, 05:23:59 AM
Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: matty_c on March 29, 2020, 05:42:30 AM
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poor guy.

listening to chapin.

at 4 am.

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This heartbreaking song tells of a father and son who can't schedule time to be with each other, and it serves as a warning against putting one's career before family. The verses start out with a natural harmony and depict the tale of a father with his newborn son. Although dad gets the necessities of child rearing accomplished, he doesn't allow himself to put in quality time with his son because of his career.
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Well that made me a bit sad

Yeah well if the boy is just like him gonna be some sick footage!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 29, 2020, 05:54:31 AM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 06:31:33 AM
This thread is fucking amazing.
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Post by: WobbleHeadBob on March 29, 2020, 06:34:47 AM
This thread is fucking tragic.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 06:36:48 AM
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This thread is fucking tragic.
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Nah, it’s like slaps version of Maury Povich. Wildly entertaining.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: fang on March 29, 2020, 06:38:39 AM
I pray for her that it's pretty insane how close her new place still is to Target.

Underrated post
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lady fanny on March 29, 2020, 06:42:36 AM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
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  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.
ballsack got nothing to do with it. wasn't she complaining about how hard motherhood was? or was that marriage? what i'm getting is 'oh, muh burden' vibes. i haven't actually looked at either of their pages, just going off Slap talk.
but....... if you can't suck it up and stay with your spouse for the kid's sake, either he's a real bad jerk or you've got a tinge of the old narcissism. people grin and bared it when society worked better.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 29, 2020, 06:52:18 AM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
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  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.
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ballsack got nothing to do with it. wasn't she complaining about how hard motherhood was? or was that marriage? what i'm getting is 'oh, muh burden' vibes. i haven't actually looked at either of their pages, just going off Slap talk.
but....... if you can't suck it up and stay with your spouse for the kid's sake, either he's a real bad jerk or you've got a tinge of the old narcissism. people grin and bared it when society worked better.

I totally agree with you but seems like you never read a book in your entire life.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lady fanny on March 29, 2020, 07:15:37 AM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
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  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.
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ballsack got nothing to do with it. wasn't she complaining about how hard motherhood was? or was that marriage? what i'm getting is 'oh, muh burden' vibes. i haven't actually looked at either of their pages, just going off Slap talk.
but....... if you can't suck it up and stay with your spouse for the kid's sake, either he's a real bad jerk or you've got a tinge of the old narcissism. people grin and bared it when society worked better.
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I totally agree with you but seems like you never read a book in your entire life.

haha, i'm just jostlin. your English has improved. your posts used to have such unintentional comedy but now if i may quote Joe Biden, you sound just as smart as the white kids.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: secondhandstoke on March 29, 2020, 08:36:33 AM
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am I the only one to imagine cumming on her belly?
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she is so hot in this pic. i would hit that for sure.  sounds twisted but i have a huge pregnant fetish.
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It is twisted you little shit. There are better ways to have a threesome Fetty.


ill bet her kitties are squirting milk now and i could suck on them for days
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: pugmaster on March 29, 2020, 09:11:33 AM
I truly can't imagine getting married at this point. 

Henry Rollins explanation of his stance on relationships on JRE is almost exactly how I feel about it. 

It would be great to find someone special but the business side of marriage is a massive turnoff.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: JANUS on March 29, 2020, 09:16:32 AM
I truly can't imagine getting married at this point. 

Henry Rollins explanation of his stance on relationships on JRE is almost exactly how I feel about it. 

It would be great to find someone special but the business side of marriage is a massive turnoff.

Not to mention all the pageantry.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 29, 2020, 09:18:40 AM
I truly can't imagine getting married at this point. 

Henry Rollins explanation of his stance on relationships on JRE is almost exactly how I feel about it. 

It would be great to find someone special but the business side of marriage is a massive turnoff.

Agreed. Any rational, success driven man is NOT interested in ANY chance that he might lose what he has worked so hard to build. I know so many vapid, lazy women these days. The majority of these women unfortunantly are only good for fucking since they have no concept of family structure, respect (especially for themselves), loyalty. Success and living happy are the best revenge. I sincerely hope the best for Chris and he seems like a good person overall. 
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Rick_Kane on March 29, 2020, 10:49:12 AM
Everybody's true colors coming out in this thread

No kidding. The amount of grown men getting so upset and outraged over harmless internet trolling is pretty pathetic
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on March 29, 2020, 10:52:25 AM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
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  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.

You really surprise me sometimes.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dr Dew on March 29, 2020, 11:18:39 AM
A lot of the posts in this thread don’t really feel harmless to me. More like creepy, scary, toxic
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: CHONGO on March 29, 2020, 11:23:01 AM
damn that sucks. I feel for it
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: hateboard on March 29, 2020, 12:39:08 PM
A lot of the posts in this thread don’t really feel harmless to me. More like creepy, scary, toxic

On Slap? Never! The comment about wanting to blow on her pregnant belly had me in stitches. Why the hell anyone posts pics of themselves on social media is beyond me. You really gotta ask yourselves why you feel compelled to put your life on blast?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: CallMeDillo on March 29, 2020, 12:53:25 PM
this fucked me up a little.

they seemed like a good match.

vloggin and shit.

livin that anti vax life.

they got a kid on the way too.

been seeing headlines about the expected rise in divorces.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-lawyers-expect-a-rise-in-divorces-after-self-isolation.html (https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-lawyers-expect-a-rise-in-divorces-after-self-isolation.html)

(https://i.imgur.com/0nv6kVp.png)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Lna7Zjsaq/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Lna7Zjsaq/)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUcwaMQ820I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUcwaMQ820I)
The vlog shit and social media life kinda weirds me out tbh...
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 29, 2020, 01:02:45 PM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
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  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.
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You really surprise me sometimes.

I love Balzac, Flaubert and Proust.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dr Dew on March 29, 2020, 01:08:36 PM
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On Slap? Never! The comment about wanting to blow on her pregnant belly had me in stitches. Why the hell anyone posts pics of themselves on social media is beyond me. You really gotta ask yourselves why you feel compelled to put your life on blast?

the pregnant sex and horny talk is out of pocket and distasteful for sure, but that's par for the course with slap.

on the other hand, encouraging people to interact with her in real life "find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her" is so so so far past the line. ugh whatever, she seems like a pretty strong confident person, she probably won't be seriously bummed if she reads this thread or some loser tries to mess with her irl. if anything this thread just revealed posters underlying issues and shit.

honestly living life as a women is gnarly and scary as fuck, way gnarlier than treflipping a 20 stair in my opinion
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lou Strux on March 29, 2020, 01:11:49 PM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
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  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.
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You really surprise me sometimes.
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I love Balzac, Flaubert and Proust.
I enjoy coming across a well read skateboarder.
Tread cautiously though; you recall what SLAP had to say about Suciu and his appetite for knowledge?
Let me be the first to label you as an elitist, snob, know it all, and a fancy pants, poosey as well.  ;)
Hugs.



Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 29, 2020, 01:18:57 PM
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A lot of the posts in this thread don’t really feel harmless to me. More like creepy, scary, toxic
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On Slap? Never! The comment about wanting to blow on her pregnant belly had me in stitches. Why the hell anyone posts pics of themselves on social media is beyond me. You really gotta ask yourselves why you feel compelled to put your life on blast?
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the pregnant sex and horny talk is out of pocket and distasteful for sure, but that's par for the course with slap.

on the other hand, encouraging people to interact with her in real life "find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her" is so so so far past the line. ugh whatever, she seems like a pretty strong confident person, she probably won't be seriously bummed if she reads this thread or some loser tries to mess with her irl. if anything this thread just revealed posters underlying issues and shit.

honestly living life as a women is gnarly and scary as fuck, way gnarlier than treflipping a 20 stair in my opinion

Is really hard be an american white rich girl. Hard as fuck.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dr Dew on March 29, 2020, 01:23:33 PM
sure, i acknowledge intersectionality. would be harder being a woman and black. would be harder being a woman and poor. would be harder being a woman in a developing country. but still, being a woman of any race/background/country is pretty fucking gnarly. and a big reason for that is the fucked up toxic attitudes most men have towards them and sometimes don't even realize they have, or how fucked they are, as we can see some evidence of in this thread
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 29, 2020, 01:30:51 PM
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Joslin still loves her aparentelly, that sad when it happens. Womans thinks this is ease, show your tits and a lot of fuckboys is directin you to show their dicks. But after years Joslin find hot chicks and will be pretty well.

Joslin, first six months are hardest, but it will pass. Get well.
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yeah, she's about to hit the wall and be over the hill. Joslin will have to adapt his style of skating but he'll be able to rip well into middle age and continue to get hot younger gals. 'my gaps keep getting smaller but my girlfriends stay the same age'.
this isn't fair but i kind of get Casey Anthony vibes from Ghoulia. not that she's a danger to children per se but that they're an after thought vs focal point of her life. i could be reading a lot into a cleavage shot and her posts as filtered through trhe Slap collective unconscious.
guys want a family, women want to be the little girl that everyone fawned over when they were young. unfortunately, our societ encourages women to do whatever they want and men to foot the bill.
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  Theres a Balzac theory : when woman dont love the man she might hate her kids.
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You really surprise me sometimes.
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I love Balzac, Flaubert and Proust.
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I enjoy coming across a well read skateboarder.
Tread cautiously though; you recall what SLAP had to say about Suciu and his appetite for knowledge?
Let me be the first to label you as an elitist, snob, know it all, and a fancy pants, poosey as well.  ;)
Hugs.

I feel lonely in my entire life as a reader and skateboarder. Most of my friends dont read. But are cool guys. Im not the type of dude  who pisses my friends for be more intelectuals.

I never cared about Suciu literature taste. Most of the skaters who show this type of behavior are philistenes of culture.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 01:48:56 PM
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A lot of the posts in this thread don’t really feel harmless to me. More like creepy, scary, toxic
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On Slap? Never! The comment about wanting to blow on her pregnant belly had me in stitches. Why the hell anyone posts pics of themselves on social media is beyond me. You really gotta ask yourselves why you feel compelled to put your life on blast?
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the pregnant sex and horny talk is out of pocket and distasteful for sure, but that's par for the course with slap.

on the other hand, encouraging people to interact with her in real life "find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her" is so so so far past the line. ugh whatever, she seems like a pretty strong confident person, she probably won't be seriously bummed if she reads this thread or some loser tries to mess with her irl. if anything this thread just revealed posters underlying issues and shit.

honestly living life as a women is gnarly and scary as fuck, way gnarlier than treflipping a 20 stair in my opinion

Living life as a “women” is definitely scary as fuck. No doubt shit is scary, but living life in general is scary. That’s almost as obvious as saying the worlds a dangerous place. I do agree if anyone actually goes to match with her over the stupid shit I say and not just screen grab the profile pics, then yeah please don’t lol. Don’t actually try to interact with this chick and go schemin, just screenshot them shits was what I was more getting at. I mean that’s public shit she intends to share, and it’s not like tons of people haven’t screenshotted my tinder pics and shit and sent them to each other when I was on their. Shit is fair game if you let them out on the Internet. Shits just embarrassing tho for 90% of people because it’s fucking cringeworthy since all they usually got is some T and V spreads on the lady side of shit, don’t even get me started about grindr tho, that shits sleazy af.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Christmas Complete on March 29, 2020, 02:00:59 PM
Please pals let’s find out how thirsty this bitch is and humiliate her.

**not condoning this at all, just pointing out it was said by fuckwit
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 02:18:54 PM
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**not condoning this at all, just pointing out it was said by fuckwit

Look The only reason I felt a call for action on this is because we have 13 k views of this thread as per rn. That’s FUCKED and the fact that people don’t think Chris is being humiliated out of his fucking mind by this thread are crazy. It’s like if you gonna humiliate a person by your actions, then shouldn’t you get a dish of what you servin someone else. Is it only acceptable because Chris is a public figure? Because if I’m not wrong this Julia chick has a vlog and some shit which would make her a public figure too? Would that not make her fair game. Please PALs inform me how this is fucked when she wants to make herself public on the internet as a figure and also on say tinder or bumble or whatever the fuck? Like it’s not like slap or reddit or shit where we are anonymous fucks on here, and not wanting to be public people. These fuckers want to be known and to be out there, and if they are willing to be like that, then it causes people to embarass the shit out of them like Chris with this thread. I personally don’t give a fuck if this girl wants to take the bag of money and go grab another bag of dick , but it’s more the fact of how this thing has played out in terms of humiliating Chris.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: JANUS on March 29, 2020, 02:20:04 PM
Come on guys, don’t make him get Rick back in here in an attempt to normalize his misogyny.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 02:30:36 PM
Come on guys, don’t make him get Rick back in here in an attempt to normalize his misogyny.

it’s only misogyny cause it’s a chick. Like you realize I would be saying the same shit about a dude. Like if Neymar married Leticia and did the same shit I’d be calling him out. Like this is only because it’s a chick, but trust big cat, when we get the reverse situation he will call it out the same. Ain’t no double standard, just doublin down from the big cat.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on March 29, 2020, 02:49:58 PM
Whole lotta incels in this thread.

Was watching her try to capitalize on her husband's fame by attempting to become a social media influencer extremely cringey? Yeah.

Does that give any of you the right to pretend to have any insight into the specifics of their relationship and subsequent motivations in relation to the divorce? No.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on March 29, 2020, 03:11:22 PM
Hot new instagram profile photo. We are right.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: figureitout on March 29, 2020, 03:23:43 PM
Nine pages of nonsense. Message to the desperadoes on here foaming out of the mouth at an unattractive pregnant wife of a kooky pro...There are plenty of fish in the sea, millions of them so keep that in mind.

Mods nuke this thread   
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lady fanny on March 29, 2020, 03:26:15 PM
sure, i acknowledge intersectionality. would be harder being a woman and black. would be harder being a woman and poor. would be harder being a woman in a developing country. but still, being a woman of any race/background/country is pretty fucking gnarly. and a big reason for that is the fucked up toxic attitudes most men have towards them and sometimes don't even realize they have, or how fucked they are, as we can see some evidence of in this thread
what's harder, being a cute girl who likes robocop or 360 flipping El Toro? it's close but i'm going to side w/ skating.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ultra Karen on March 29, 2020, 03:51:33 PM
Posting in this thread is very humiliating
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Post by: Rick_Kane on March 29, 2020, 03:55:02 PM
Posting in this thread is very humiliating

Have you ever put peanut butter on your stink box and had your cats lick it of? Be honest.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ultra Karen on March 29, 2020, 03:58:22 PM
What happened rick? Pornhub go down and you need some new fantasies?
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Post by: Rick_Kane on March 29, 2020, 03:59:58 PM
What happened rick? Pornhub go down and you need some new fantasies?

Answer the question, Karen.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 04:03:31 PM
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Posting in this thread is very humiliating
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Have you ever put peanut butter on your stink box and had your cats lick it of? Be honest.

As much of a shitshow as this thread has been. I think everyone can acknowledge it was worth it for this singular comment.
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Post by: Ultra Karen on March 29, 2020, 04:18:57 PM
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What happened rick? Pornhub go down and you need some new fantasies?
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Answer the question, Karen.



Cats have a rough tongue you moron. That’s not what ladies like.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 04:21:45 PM
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What happened rick? Pornhub go down and you need some new fantasies?
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Answer the question, Karen.


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Cats have a rough tongue you moron. That’s not what ladies like.

Idk Karen, a good ass liquen always makes you feel good no matter how dry the tongue.
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Post by: Ultra Karen on March 29, 2020, 04:24:23 PM
I wouldn’t give you the time of day sweets. You don’t have enough meat.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHpqb5p9u8
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 04:30:28 PM
I wouldn’t give you the time of day sweets. You don’t have enough meat.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHpqb5p9u8

That’s not what all your cats say Karen. They call me the big cat daddy in your household.
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Post by: NowhereInLife on March 29, 2020, 04:51:07 PM
he's a 24 year old athlete in America at the top of his field.  I think he'll be okay.

I hope he shaves his head, starts dating models, and goes to the olympics. 

Also dna tests.  Women generally don't bail so amicably unless the monkey branch is real.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 29, 2020, 05:26:56 PM
he's a 24 year old athlete in America at the top of his field.  I think he'll be okay.

I hope he shaves his head, starts dating models, and goes to the olympics. 

Also dna tests.  Women generally don't bail so amicably unless the monkey branch is real.

Bro thank you for teaching me what a monkey branch is, urban dictionary is your friend.
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Post by: CallMeDillo on March 30, 2020, 08:14:44 AM
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Have you ever put peanut butter on your stink box and had your cats lick it of? Be honest.
Daily
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Post by: gyros4heroes on March 30, 2020, 04:24:27 PM
he's a 24 year old athlete in America at the top of his field.  I think he'll be okay.

I hope he shaves his head, starts dating models, and goes to the olympics. 

Also dna tests.  Women generally don't bail so amicably unless the monkey branch is real.

quite hard to date a model when ure a midget
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Post by: lady fanny on March 30, 2020, 05:36:52 PM
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he's a 24 year old athlete in America at the top of his field.  I think he'll be okay.

I hope he shaves his head, starts dating models, and goes to the olympics. 

Also dna tests.  Women generally don't bail so amicably unless the monkey branch is real.
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quite hard to date a model when ure a midget
"life is short. midgets are shorter" - Jereme Rogers
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ultra Karen on March 30, 2020, 05:49:02 PM
Plenty of hot little people out there.
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Post by: exlurker on March 30, 2020, 07:05:14 PM
Me in this thread around page 5:

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Post by: louie the taurus on March 31, 2020, 10:52:08 AM
This threads disgusting.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 31, 2020, 10:54:58 AM
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This threads disgusting.
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Why the fuck did you bump it then???
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Post by: Brguy on March 31, 2020, 11:13:15 AM
Taking from his face in the thumbnail of that vlog I'd say he dumped her and the insta post is mostly bullshit.
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Post by: Chumbo on March 31, 2020, 11:25:29 AM
Who was the pal that asked her if she had a Snapchat?

(https://i.imgur.com/RIJVWJo.jpg)
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 31, 2020, 11:32:15 AM
Who was the pal that asked her if she had a Snapchat?

(https://i.imgur.com/RIJVWJo.jpg)

How the fuck is anyone living there best life while corona is going on??? What in the fuck, like as much of shitshow as this thread has been, I feel like this is a fucking enigma. Chris must have made a shitload of money if she’s “living her best life”.
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Post by: secondhandstoke on March 31, 2020, 11:35:35 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B98If4on1YU/)
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am I the only one to imagine cumming on her belly?
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she is so hot in this pic. i would hit that for sure.  sounds twisted but i have a huge pregnant fetish.
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It is twisted you little shit. There are better ways to have a threesome Fetty.

ill bet her titties are so full right now
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Post by: Rick_Kane on March 31, 2020, 11:39:29 AM
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Who was the pal that asked her if she had a Snapchat?

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How the fuck is anyone living there best life while corona is going on??? What in the fuck, like as much of shitshow as this thread has been, I feel like this is a fucking enigma. Chris must have made a shitload of money if she’s “living her best life”.

Holy shit. Fuck this entitled bitch.
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Post by: Swithflip on March 31, 2020, 11:47:47 AM
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Who was the pal that asked her if she had a Snapchat?

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How the fuck is anyone living there best life while corona is going on??? What in the fuck, like as much of shitshow as this thread has been, I feel like this is a fucking enigma. Chris must have made a shitload of money if she’s “living her best life”.
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Holy shit. Fuck this entitled bitch.

Poor Joslin
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Post by: Chumbo on March 31, 2020, 11:53:05 AM
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Who was the pal that asked her if she had a Snapchat?

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How the fuck is anyone living there best life while corona is going on??? What in the fuck, like as much of shitshow as this thread has been, I feel like this is a fucking enigma. Chris must have made a shitload of money if she’s “living her best life”.
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Holy shit. Fuck this entitled bitch.
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Poor Joslin

Are these considered expensive?

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Post by: lesserredpanda on March 31, 2020, 12:06:44 PM
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Who was the pal that asked her if she had a Snapchat?

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How the fuck is anyone living there best life while corona is going on??? What in the fuck, like as much of shitshow as this thread has been, I feel like this is a fucking enigma. Chris must have made a shitload of money if she’s “living her best life”.
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Holy shit. Fuck this entitled bitch.
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Poor Joslin
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Are these considered expensive?

(https://i.imgur.com/CMyVXIp.png)

That's like 3 really nice completes and a soft good.
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 31, 2020, 12:34:46 PM
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How the fuck is anyone living there best life while corona is going on??? What in the fuck, like as much of shitshow as this thread has been, I feel like this is a fucking enigma. Chris must have made a shitload of money if she’s “living her best life”.
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Holy shit. Fuck this entitled bitch.
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Poor Joslin
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Are these considered expensive?

(https://i.imgur.com/CMyVXIp.png)
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That's like 3 really nice completes and a soft good.

Yeah for those who were arguing against me in this thread that can’t realize this chick is the worst of humanity now, then I don’t know what more to tell you. Like no matter how many V and T spreads I could ask to humiliate this bitch, this right here is more humiliating then all of that.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: JANUS on March 31, 2020, 12:57:59 PM
Normally I don’t read your replies, but why are you so offended by expensive sunglasses?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 31, 2020, 01:06:46 PM
Normally I don’t read your replies, but why are you so offended by expensive sunglasses?

Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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Post by: JANUS on March 31, 2020, 01:08:20 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.

So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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Post by: secondhandstoke on March 31, 2020, 01:27:17 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.

Haters gonna hate
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on March 31, 2020, 01:38:25 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.

I’m not upset lol, i don’t take this shot seriously. You really think with all my shitposts I take slap seriously? The fuck homie, you’re king big rat, you should know these things. It’s more just like wow what a piece of shit human, and y’all were defending her not many days ago. Your literal account has been to be my archenemy since creation, which makes me think you are someone butthurt about something I said, which is pretty fucking hilarious, but bra even my archenemy can realize that’s fucked in these times. Like even I was like yeah cheetah went a bit too far in this thread, but fuck this bitch be embarrassing herself without any need of interaction from some SoCal homies. Like the only way this chick is so happy is because she got fucking bundles of money from Chris. Dude she looks like a Kim kardashian wannabe, and those bitchs are the worst.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: somedudefromnj on March 31, 2020, 01:39:40 PM
$500 dollar sunglasess, thats how yall do in cali?
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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 31, 2020, 02:40:22 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.

Do you not realize her toxic femininity is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian, stay at home “mom”s these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Premuim snapchat running, sugar baby whores who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women just as ling as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: chipped tail on March 31, 2020, 02:51:34 PM
if the baby is a girl they should name it Jocelyn.
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Post by: Christmas Complete on March 31, 2020, 02:52:16 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian, stay at home “mom”s these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Premuim snapchat running, sugar baby whores who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women just as ling as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy.

(https://i.imgur.com/j226Rfq.jpg)
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 31, 2020, 02:57:31 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian, stay at home “mom”s these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Premuim snapchat running, sugar baby whores who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women just as ling as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy.

The way you worded this is gonna set off the slap  liberal white knights like crazy, but you do have a point. “Toxic femininity” is a new one I haven’t heard and I understand what you mean but the concept of “toxic masculinity” are really byproducts by what are called honor societies. You could argue “toxic femininity” is a byproduct of advanced society, and is just as much of a problem, and I would agree with you. They definitely tend to be mentally ill, obsessed with social media/post to it all the time, have extreme narcisstic personality disorder(this is actually fascinating because historically men had this disorder at like 80% to 20% of diagnoses, but within the last decade it’s flipped to 60-70% women if you do your research), and a number of other mental illnesses, which I think are due in part to how women perceive themselves in a modern society like America and who that’s against and they dream about being like(the kardashians). I mean if you think about it who wouldn’t want to be thought of as the sexiest bitch on the planet, don’t have to work, and live an extremely extravagant lifestyle because I know my ass would take that offer in a heartbeat, so it’s not like it’s hard to understand why these young ladies find that life glamorous, it’s like living as a queen/king. I typed this up saari because all these people are gonna call you out as being a bigot, misogynist,incel and all their other lame comebacks, but the underlying point you have is very reasonable, you just happened to word it in a shitpost that made me laugh out loud. I just wanted to make sure the liberal white knights thoroughly understood your good argument worded in a shitpost.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Chumbo on March 31, 2020, 03:07:08 PM
if the baby is a girl they should name it Jocelyn.

The name Adeline is a girl's name of French origin meaning "noble, nobility". Did Swithflip write that question?

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Post by: Saarinotsorry on March 31, 2020, 03:12:18 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian, stay at home “mom”s these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Premuim snapchat running, sugar baby whores who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women just as ling as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy.
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The way you worded this is gonna set off the slap  liberal white knights like crazy, but you do have a point. “Toxic femininity” is a new one I haven’t heard and I understand what you mean but the concept of “toxic masculinity” are really byproducts by what are called honor societies. You could argue “toxic femininity” is a byproduct of advanced society, and is just as much of a problem, and I would agree with you. They definitely tend to be mentally ill, obsessed with social media/post to it all the time, have extreme narcisstic personality disorder(this is actually fascinating because historically men had this disorder at like 80% to 20% of diagnoses, but within the last decade it’s flipped to 60-70% women if you do your research), and a number of other mental illnesses, which I think are due in part to how women perceive themselves in a modern society like America and who that’s against and they dream about being like(the kardashians). I mean if you think about it who wouldn’t want to be thought of as the sexiest bitch on the planet, don’t have to work, and live an extremely extravagant lifestyle because I know my ass would take that offer in a heartbeat, so it’s not like it’s hard to understand why these young ladies find that life glamorous, it’s like living as a queen/king. I typed this up saari because all these people are gonna call you out as being a bigot, misogynist,incel and all their other lame comebacks, but the underlying point you have is very reasonable, you just happened to word it in a shitpost that made me laugh out loud. I just wanted to make sure the liberal white knights thoroughly understood your good argument worded in a shitpost.
Thanks Homie lol :)
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 31, 2020, 03:19:10 PM
“Those were $460 glasses, asshole” - Julia Joslin, Mortal Kombat (1995)
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 31, 2020, 03:27:49 PM
The 'red flag' thread.
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Post by: chipped tail on March 31, 2020, 03:35:04 PM
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The name Adeline is a girl's name of French origin meaning "noble, nobility". Did Swithflip write that question?

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never mind they should have called her Nevaeh
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Post by: Swithflip on March 31, 2020, 03:38:14 PM
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The name Adeline is a girl's name of French origin meaning "noble, nobility". Did Swithflip write that question?

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Why you are askin this?
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Post by: cheetahsheets on March 31, 2020, 03:45:48 PM
The 'red flag' thread.
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Post by: JANUS on March 31, 2020, 05:33:40 PM
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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I’m not upset lol, i don’t take this shot seriously. You really think with all my shitposts I take slap seriously? The fuck homie, you’re king big rat, you should know these things. It’s more just like wow what a piece of shit human, and y’all were defending her not many days ago. Your literal account has been to be my archenemy since creation, which makes me think you are someone butthurt about something I said, which is pretty fucking hilarious, but bra even my archenemy can realize that’s fucked in these times. Like even I was like yeah cheetah went a bit too far in this thread, but fuck this bitch be embarrassing herself without any need of interaction from some SoCal homies. Like the only way this chick is so happy is because she got fucking bundles of money from Chris. Dude she looks like a Kim kardashian wannabe, and those bitchs are the worst.

That did not answer my question.
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian, stay at home “mom”s these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Premuim snapchat running, sugar baby whores who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women just as ling as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy.
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Gnar
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Christmas Complete on March 31, 2020, 05:46:01 PM
Why you are askin this?

Because the person asking that question has the same style of written English that you do.
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Post by: Swithflip on March 31, 2020, 05:54:08 PM
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Because the person asking that question has the same style of written English that you do.

My english is fluent like a river.
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Post by: Christmas Complete on March 31, 2020, 05:58:57 PM
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Because the person asking that question has the same style of written English that you do.
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My english is fluent like a river.

Haha! For the record, although comical at times, I'm impressed with your English. I could probably string together one rudimentary sentence in any other language and it would be filled with grammatical errors. Cheers, Swithflip.
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Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on March 31, 2020, 08:00:54 PM
nuke the internet.
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Post by: lilboosie on April 01, 2020, 10:32:14 AM
She really trying to dry sell her tiddays on snape
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Normally I don’t read your replies, but why are you so offended by expensive sunglasses?
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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I’m not upset lol, i don’t take this shot seriously. You really think with all my shitposts I take slap seriously? The fuck homie, you’re king big rat, you should know these things. It’s more just like wow what a piece of shit human, and y’all were defending her not many days ago. Your literal account has been to be my archenemy since creation, which makes me think you are someone butthurt about something I said, which is pretty fucking hilarious, but bra even my archenemy can realize that’s fucked in these times. Like even I was like yeah cheetah went a bit too far in this thread, but fuck this bitch be embarrassing herself without any need of interaction from some SoCal homies. Like the only way this chick is so happy is because she got fucking bundles of money from Chris. Dude she looks like a Kim kardashian wannabe, and those bitchs are the worst.
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That did not answer my question.

Yes it did
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Tyroneshoelaces on April 01, 2020, 11:15:43 AM
She really trying to dry sell her tiddays on snape

This made me laugh so hard.  Why is this so damn funny
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: straight fucking edge on April 01, 2020, 11:21:40 AM
https://youtu.be/bgDaVLCaBzQ?t=203
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Post by: JANUS on April 01, 2020, 01:53:16 PM
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Normally I don’t read your replies, but why are you so offended by expensive sunglasses?
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Bro anyone who posts living there best life while literally the world is burning, and fucking where they live is basically shut the fuck down. I have been to SoCal, I have friends who live there currently telling me about it, and if someone is quote unquote “living there best life” right there currently, either Chris was the most abusive shitbag in the history of the world, or this bitch can straight up go fuck herself. I also don’t picture Joslin being abusive or anything because from all accounts of homies he seems like a standup motherfucker.
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So you’re upset that she’s making the best of a bad situation.
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I’m not upset lol, i don’t take this shot seriously. You really think with all my shitposts I take slap seriously? The fuck homie, you’re king big rat, you should know these things. It’s more just like wow what a piece of shit human, and y’all were defending her not many days ago. Your literal account has been to be my archenemy since creation, which makes me think you are someone butthurt about something I said, which is pretty fucking hilarious, but bra even my archenemy can realize that’s fucked in these times. Like even I was like yeah cheetah went a bit too far in this thread, but fuck this bitch be embarrassing herself without any need of interaction from some SoCal homies. Like the only way this chick is so happy is because she got fucking bundles of money from Chris. Dude she looks like a Kim kardashian wannabe, and those bitchs are the worst.
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That did not answer my question.
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Yes it did

No. I asked why you think she’s so horrible and all you’ve done point out her expensive sunglasses juxtaposed with the fact that suffering exists in the world, followed by allusions to the Kardashians. I do not understand why she offends your sensibilities.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dr Dew on April 01, 2020, 02:24:12 PM
Don’t you know women aren’t supposed to be happy or make the best of a situation after they end a relationship?? They are required to be miserable, publicly sulk and mourn for a minimum of 2 months, per Big Cat Regulations! /s

Lol but seriously, it’s creepy as hell to see people want this woman to be unhappy after ending a relationship they know nothing about, when Chris himself is not wishing any ill will on her...
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Davethedavedave on April 01, 2020, 03:22:28 PM
I still believe that its a pr stunt to get more skaters to buy his shoe in this current economic climate.... dont be suprised if they "get back together" in a few months
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on April 01, 2020, 03:40:30 PM
Don’t you know women aren’t supposed to be happy or make the best of a situation after they end a relationship?? They are required to be miserable, publicly sulk and mourn for a minimum of 2 months, per Big Cat Regulations! /s

Lol but seriously, it’s creepy as hell to see people want this woman to be unhappy after ending a relationship they know nothing about, when Chris himself is not wishing any ill will on her...

Nah I would never say that. I don’t want her to be unhappy or anyone for that matter, but the fact she looks so happy is honestly kind of fucking weird for a number of different reasons. Like if you’re in love with a person, then I don’t understand how you’re happy after a breakup, especially a long term fucking relationship breakup, let alone a marriage. Every major relationship I’ve ever had, even when I was the person to breakup, has always been depressing for at least a month or two. Maybe she didn’t love him then? That seems odd though considering they have kids, and I couldn’t fathom how you couldn’t love the father/mother of your own children, unless of course you don’t love your children which would support the Balzac theory earlier in the thread. Either way she seems like she loves the kids, so unless Chris was a super abusive fucking person, I don’t see how this chick is so fucking happy unless she has a mental illness, and I say this as a person who has a mental illness that definitely has made my life a lot harder then if I didn’t have it. This is considering if we were living in a vacuum, you throw in corona and fuck I don’t see how anyone can look at this woman and be like there’s not something fucking wrong there, y’all sure seem to say there’s something wrong with me, and there is I’m schizophrenic, but if you can’t see there’s something wrong with her then you are just naive or don’t know mental illness that well.

Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Chatbot on April 01, 2020, 03:40:46 PM
HELLRIDE!
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Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on April 01, 2020, 03:48:21 PM
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Lol but seriously, it’s creepy as hell to see people want this woman to be unhappy after ending a relationship they know nothing about, when Chris himself is not wishing any ill will on her...
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Nah I would never say that. I don’t want her to be unhappy or anyone for that matter, but the fact she looks so happy is honestly kind of fucking weird for a number of different reasons. Like if you’re in love with a person, then I don’t understand how you’re happy after a breakup, especially a long term fucking relationship breakup, let alone a marriage. Every major relationship I’ve ever had, even when I was the person to breakup, has always been depressing for at least a month or two. Maybe she didn’t love him then? That seems odd though considering they have kids, and I couldn’t fathom how you couldn’t love the father/mother of your own children, unless of course you don’t love your children which would support the Balzac theory earlier in the thread. Either way she seems like she loves the kids, so unless Chris was a super abusive fucking person, I don’t see how this chick is so fucking happy unless she has a mental illness, and I say this as a person who has a mental illness that definitely has made my life a lot harder then if I didn’t have it. This is considering if we were living in a vacuum, you throw in corona and fuck I don’t see how anyone can look at this woman and be like there’s not something fucking wrong there, y’all sure seem to say there’s something wrong with me, and there is I’m schizophrenic, but if you can’t see there’s something wrong with her then you are just naive or don’t know mental illness that well.

Hey man, your entire conception of the state of their situation is based on projections and assumptions. I would advise you to take a walk, get some fresh air, and stop paying this any mind.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: JANUS on April 01, 2020, 03:56:52 PM
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Lol but seriously, it’s creepy as hell to see people want this woman to be unhappy after ending a relationship they know nothing about, when Chris himself is not wishing any ill will on her...
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Nah I would never say that. I don’t want her to be unhappy or anyone for that matter, but the fact she looks so happy is honestly kind of fucking weird for a number of different reasons. Like if you’re in love with a person, then I don’t understand how you’re happy after a breakup, especially a long term fucking relationship breakup, let alone a marriage. Every major relationship I’ve ever had, even when I was the person to breakup, has always been depressing for at least a month or two. Maybe she didn’t love him then? That seems odd though considering they have kids, and I couldn’t fathom how you couldn’t love the father/mother of your own children, unless of course you don’t love your children which would support the Balzac theory earlier in the thread. Either way she seems like she loves the kids, so unless Chris was a super abusive fucking person, I don’t see how this chick is so fucking happy unless she has a mental illness, and I say this as a person who has a mental illness that definitely has made my life a lot harder then if I didn’t have it. This is considering if we were living in a vacuum, you throw in corona and fuck I don’t see how anyone can look at this woman and be like there’s not something fucking wrong there, y’all sure seem to say there’s something wrong with me, and there is I’m schizophrenic, but if you can’t see there’s something wrong with her then you are just naive or don’t know mental illness that well.

I'm genuinely surprised that someone living with a mental illness expects the mental states of others to conform to such rigid criteria.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cheetahsheets on April 01, 2020, 04:16:42 PM
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Don’t you know women aren’t supposed to be happy or make the best of a situation after they end a relationship?? They are required to be miserable, publicly sulk and mourn for a minimum of 2 months, per Big Cat Regulations! /s

Lol but seriously, it’s creepy as hell to see people want this woman to be unhappy after ending a relationship they know nothing about, when Chris himself is not wishing any ill will on her...
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Nah I would never say that. I don’t want her to be unhappy or anyone for that matter, but the fact she looks so happy is honestly kind of fucking weird for a number of different reasons. Like if you’re in love with a person, then I don’t understand how you’re happy after a breakup, especially a long term fucking relationship breakup, let alone a marriage. Every major relationship I’ve ever had, even when I was the person to breakup, has always been depressing for at least a month or two. Maybe she didn’t love him then? That seems odd though considering they have kids, and I couldn’t fathom how you couldn’t love the father/mother of your own children, unless of course you don’t love your children which would support the Balzac theory earlier in the thread. Either way she seems like she loves the kids, so unless Chris was a super abusive fucking person, I don’t see how this chick is so fucking happy unless she has a mental illness, and I say this as a person who has a mental illness that definitely has made my life a lot harder then if I didn’t have it. This is considering if we were living in a vacuum, you throw in corona and fuck I don’t see how anyone can look at this woman and be like there’s not something fucking wrong there, y’all sure seem to say there’s something wrong with me, and there is I’m schizophrenic, but if you can’t see there’s something wrong with her then you are just naive or don’t know mental illness that well.
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I'm genuinely surprised that someone living with a mental illness expects the mental states of others to conform to such rigid criteria.

I mean there’s fairly rigid criteria for determining what’s normal and not, hence why they can tell these deviations and classify them as mental illnesses. Your post makes no sense, if there were no norms, then there couldn’t be any deviations from them that you would qualify as unnatural, and therefore the concept of mental illness wouldn’t exist. Dude sometimes your posts just make me think your purpose is to antagonize me, and not even have logic while doing it, which is cool I guess, I don’t mind, it’s just kind of funny arguing with you as a result.
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Post by: JANUS on April 01, 2020, 05:26:16 PM
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Lol but seriously, it’s creepy as hell to see people want this woman to be unhappy after ending a relationship they know nothing about, when Chris himself is not wishing any ill will on her...
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Nah I would never say that. I don’t want her to be unhappy or anyone for that matter, but the fact she looks so happy is honestly kind of fucking weird for a number of different reasons. Like if you’re in love with a person, then I don’t understand how you’re happy after a breakup, especially a long term fucking relationship breakup, let alone a marriage. Every major relationship I’ve ever had, even when I was the person to breakup, has always been depressing for at least a month or two. Maybe she didn’t love him then? That seems odd though considering they have kids, and I couldn’t fathom how you couldn’t love the father/mother of your own children, unless of course you don’t love your children which would support the Balzac theory earlier in the thread. Either way she seems like she loves the kids, so unless Chris was a super abusive fucking person, I don’t see how this chick is so fucking happy unless she has a mental illness, and I say this as a person who has a mental illness that definitely has made my life a lot harder then if I didn’t have it. This is considering if we were living in a vacuum, you throw in corona and fuck I don’t see how anyone can look at this woman and be like there’s not something fucking wrong there, y’all sure seem to say there’s something wrong with me, and there is I’m schizophrenic, but if you can’t see there’s something wrong with her then you are just naive or don’t know mental illness that well.
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I'm genuinely surprised that someone living with a mental illness expects the mental states of others to conform to such rigid criteria.
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I mean there’s fairly rigid criteria for determining what’s normal and not, hence why they can tell these deviations and classify them as mental illnesses. Your post makes no sense, if there were no norms, then there couldn’t be any deviations from them that you would qualify as unnatural, and therefore the concept of mental illness wouldn’t exist. Dude sometimes your posts just make me think your purpose is to antagonize me, and not even have logic while doing it, which is cool I guess, I don’t mind, it’s just kind of funny arguing with you as a result.

I’m not even arguing with you, here. My experience with mental illness has taught me appearances are deceiving and everybody experiences things differently.
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Post by: RapaciousFellator on April 01, 2020, 06:30:09 PM
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Post by: Burt Ward on April 01, 2020, 06:52:57 PM
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Gnarred for your handle.
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Post by: FS-OverKOOK on April 01, 2020, 09:19:16 PM
I could see her on Krooked.
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Post by: Shiro417gunpla on April 01, 2020, 10:26:02 PM
A stable relationship and non stop skating Life style talk about a contradiction
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Post by: Highonangeldust on April 01, 2020, 10:51:50 PM
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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on April 01, 2020, 11:20:11 PM
I could see her on Krooked.

I needed that laugh tonight.
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Post by: hateboard on April 02, 2020, 12:58:04 AM
I was pretty impressed with his new part, by about the 1/3 mark I was shouting 'come on, hit some fucking rails!' and then he goes and switch heel back blunts a solid street rail. Is there anything he can't do?
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Post by: winecrab on April 02, 2020, 01:01:36 AM
Is there anything he can't do?

Keep his wife happy.
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Post by: moonordie on April 02, 2020, 05:41:35 AM
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Keep his wife happy.
Oww snaaappp
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cynical cow on April 02, 2020, 07:15:06 AM
damn. some of yall got some deep seeded hatred for women. usually people like that are the toxic ones in relationships and don't even realize it and wonder why you can't keep a relationship. it's easy to blame the other person who is just reacting to your toxicity when you don't even see it.
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Post by: Lou Strux on April 02, 2020, 07:55:30 AM
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Keep his wife happy.
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Oww snaaappp
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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Swithflip on April 02, 2020, 09:20:20 AM
damn. some of yall got some deep seeded hatred for women. usually people like that are the toxic ones in relationships and don't even realize it and wonder why you can't keep a relationship. it's easy to blame the other person who is just reacting to your toxicity when you don't even see it.

We all talking about shit behavior. As we did about Joslin antivaccine bullshit. Its not hate for woman in general, a lot of girls save mans lifes and are pretty important for society. Like other dude said, chicks who act like Kardashians are despicable. 500 for a glass, cmon. Life is hard to someone who waste their money on an expensive glass.
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Post by: NBD4ABD on April 02, 2020, 09:27:23 AM
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Gnarred for your handle.
Fake news.. Because I went on youtube to see If this was an actual video... lmao
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Post by: tension on April 02, 2020, 10:43:31 AM
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Keep his wife happy.
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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jackoffnun on April 02, 2020, 02:21:30 PM
damn. some of yall got some deep seeded hatred for women. usually people like that are the toxic ones in relationships and don't even realize it and wonder why you can't keep a relationship. it's easy to blame the other person who is just reacting to your toxicity when you don't even see it.

  Great point.  But these guys also believe they are justified in having attitudes towards women like this. They can interpret relationships/ situations however they want to maintain the narrative they want to believe. Maybe getting laid will break some of the toxicity for some of you guys.  I realize with the coronavirus and your natural fear/ hatred of women it will be tough right now,  but give it a chance??
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Windsor Knot on April 02, 2020, 02:50:59 PM
I was impressed with how much switch there was in his part.

He's still fighting an unrelenting war with all the stairs in the world and there's no end in sight. God bless him.
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Post by: skrub on April 03, 2020, 04:42:55 PM
I know that Chris Cole is separated from Red

This bums me out, but joslin being a stupid anti-vaxxer bums me out more.
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Post by: Davethedavedave on April 03, 2020, 07:04:18 PM
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Red couldn't handle the Cobra........ Its a dick joke fellas
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lemonchicken91 on April 10, 2020, 04:38:58 PM
Fresh haircut and working on instagram.
Homie seems to be doing alright all things considered.
Wonder if they are quarantined together ?
Help I'm so bored
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Post by: Lowcalcium on July 01, 2020, 06:23:21 AM
I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Post by: bugtown on July 01, 2020, 06:46:13 AM
you like joslin's style so much you decided to bump this two month old thread airing his dirty laundry?

can't say i quite understand but props i guess
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Post by: ok boomer on July 01, 2020, 06:51:41 AM
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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on July 01, 2020, 07:26:14 AM
I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s

Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on July 01, 2020, 07:46:36 AM
Divorces are skyrocketing due to the quarantine.


skyrockets are divorcing during the quarantine.
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Post by: shingles on July 01, 2020, 07:59:25 AM
But... is she racist?
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Post by: Lou Strux on July 01, 2020, 08:12:32 AM
But... is she racist?
Anti vaxxer. Does that qualify as a cancelable offense?
You say the word & I’ll go grab the pitchforks & torches.
Some cats tried to cancel her already for enjoying her divorce. I think their efforts wound up getting them into hot water with some board mods.
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Post by: shingles on July 02, 2020, 12:59:01 AM
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Anti vaxxer. Does that qualify as a cancelable offense?
You say the word & I’ll go grab the pitchforks & torches.
Some cats tried to cancel her already for enjoying her divorce. I think their efforts wound up getting them into hot water with some board mods.

Approved!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: KINGTONY on July 02, 2020, 01:23:01 AM
of course she divorced him he fuckin ugly
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Post by: KingSharkIsAShark on July 02, 2020, 01:47:43 AM
damn. some of yall got some deep seeded hatred for women. usually people like that are the toxic ones in relationships and don't even realize it and wonder why you can't keep a relationship. it's easy to blame the other person who is just reacting to your toxicity when you don't even see it.

Fucking white knight simp. I'd bet you let Joslin fuck your gf in front of you
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Post by: franquietits on July 02, 2020, 01:51:53 AM
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Gossip can be fun to read about, but gettin' into someones marriage and family life? I'm oottie. 
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: nolliecrooked on July 03, 2020, 02:41:11 AM
I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on July 03, 2020, 06:21:57 AM
It never really occurred to me before but the word skyrocketing is pretty redundant
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Sleazy on July 03, 2020, 06:27:17 AM
bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

But... is she racist?

lol
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Post by: Kanye Omari West on July 03, 2020, 07:06:40 AM
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.

Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used 😕

I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha

Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.
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Post by: Jerk chicken on July 03, 2020, 10:07:36 AM
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used 😕

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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.

Don’t get serious till your 30. Plain and simple.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ndsr on July 03, 2020, 01:33:09 PM
It never really occurred to me before but the word skyrocketing is pretty redundant
Wrong, I’m catching a sky flight on a skyairplane after this COVID shit is over!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lou Strux on July 03, 2020, 06:58:52 PM
It never really occurred to me before but the word skyrocketing is pretty redundant
...Is to distinguish from other forms of rocketing such as: underwaterrocketing, subterraneanrocketing, kickfliprocketing, and outerspacerocketing.



I'll go fuck off now.
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Don’t get serious till your 30. Plain and simple.

Ok i get your point of view but imma fight the side of the family men in here -

One of my budies who is a little older than me was always tellin me im too young to start a family and all this stuff. hes now mid 30s, only recently got serious with a girl and started talking about kids, hes down but shes like nah not yet, she wants a mortgage and this and that before she settles into motherhood and hes like 'fuck, imma be 40 before we even start trying for a kid.'

i met my girl when we were 17, married at 23, pregnant at 25, we're now 30 with a 5 year old and theres no beefs at all. When i turn 40 My dudes gonna be 15 - that sounds sick to me! if all goes well m still gonna be able to hang and hopefully skate with my kid - isnt that the dream?

I guess it depends on priorities and everyones gonna be different but i thought id throw my POV in for arguements sake
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lowcalcium on July 04, 2020, 02:42:28 PM
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used 😕

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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.

Thanks for backing me up on the buttery lingo. I was confused when the dude said he’s never heard it before. I feel like all my friends used to say it all the time.

I guess it’s gone out of fashion and everyone just says “send it” now
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Post by: ndsr on July 04, 2020, 03:09:17 PM
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used 😕

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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.
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Don’t get serious till your 30. Plain and simple.
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Ok i get your point of view but imma fight the side of the family men in here -

One of my budies who is a little older than me was always tellin me im too young to start a family and all this stuff. hes now mid 30s, only recently got serious with a girl and started talking about kids, hes down but shes like nah not yet, she wants a mortgage and this and that before she settles into motherhood and hes like 'fuck, imma be 40 before we even start trying for a kid.'

i met my girl when we were 17, married at 23, pregnant at 25, we're now 30 with a 5 year old and theres no beefs at all. When i turn 40 My dudes gonna be 15 - that sounds sick to me! if all goes well m still gonna be able to hang and hopefully skate with my kid - isnt that the dream?

I guess it depends on priorities and everyones gonna be different but i thought id throw my POV in for arguements sake
Good on you brother! I married later and have been happily married for 17 years and have 4 year old much like the time table of your friend.  Just asking but do you live in mid America or are you religious, simply asking because your part of the 20% that make it past 7 years with a child
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Post by: hateboard on July 04, 2020, 03:43:43 PM
Big vote for kids at 40, live as much as you can before then and focus on career / finances. Rasing kids in poverty aint cool. Besides kids pretty much ruin your chances to do anything worthwhile for at least 5 years (8 if u plan in having two kids). We did all the world travelling and career building before kids and wouldn't have it any other way.
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used 😕

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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.
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Don’t get serious till your 30. Plain and simple.
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Ok i get your point of view but imma fight the side of the family men in here -

One of my budies who is a little older than me was always tellin me im too young to start a family and all this stuff. hes now mid 30s, only recently got serious with a girl and started talking about kids, hes down but shes like nah not yet, she wants a mortgage and this and that before she settles into motherhood and hes like 'fuck, imma be 40 before we even start trying for a kid.'

i met my girl when we were 17, married at 23, pregnant at 25, we're now 30 with a 5 year old and theres no beefs at all. When i turn 40 My dudes gonna be 15 - that sounds sick to me! if all goes well m still gonna be able to hang and hopefully skate with my kid - isnt that the dream?

I guess it depends on priorities and everyones gonna be different but i thought id throw my POV in for arguements sake
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Good on you brother! I married later and have been happily married for 17 years and have 4 year old much like the time table of your friend.  Just asking but do you live in mid America or are you religious, simply asking because your part of the 20% that make it past 7 years with a child

thanks man.

nah not even close haha Im Scottish and no not religious at all. I'm just lucky i met the right girl early and managed to not fuck it up
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: EdLawndale on July 05, 2020, 01:43:47 AM
^^^^you're living the life
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Post by: swordtechnique on July 05, 2020, 02:08:41 AM
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used

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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.
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Don’t get serious till your 30. Plain and simple.
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Ok i get your point of view but imma fight the side of the family men in here -

One of my budies who is a little older than me was always tellin me im too young to start a family and all this stuff. hes now mid 30s, only recently got serious with a girl and started talking about kids, hes down but shes like nah not yet, she wants a mortgage and this and that before she settles into motherhood and hes like 'fuck, imma be 40 before we even start trying for a kid.'

i met my girl when we were 17, married at 23, pregnant at 25, we're now 30 with a 5 year old and theres no beefs at all. When i turn 40 My dudes gonna be 15 - that sounds sick to me! if all goes well m still gonna be able to hang and hopefully skate with my kid - isnt that the dream?

I guess it depends on priorities and everyones gonna be different but i thought id throw my POV in for arguements sake
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Good on you brother! I married later and have been happily married for 17 years and have 4 year old much like the time table of your friend.  Just asking but do you live in mid America or are you religious, simply asking because your part of the 20% that make it past 7 years with a child
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thanks man.

nah not even close haha Im Scottish and no not religious at all. I'm just lucky i met the right girl early and managed to not fuck it up

I'd say having kids young is a good idea because it's just healthier.  At least for your wife or girlfriend and  kid. A man can produce healthy sperm his whole life but for women the chances of successful pregnancies severely decrease with age.  Past 30 it gets riskier, and 35+ pregnancies carry a higher risk of miscarriages, autism, down syndrome etc.

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Post by: Burt Ward on July 05, 2020, 04:26:34 AM
Never having kids is the best idea. I'm thinking about a vasectomy actually. Anyone here had the snip?
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Post by: hateboard on July 05, 2020, 04:43:43 AM
Never having kids is the best idea. I'm thinking about a vasectomy actually. Anyone here had the snip?

Nah but im checkin in for the chop soon i reckon.
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Post by: Spacetravelisboring on July 05, 2020, 08:22:13 AM
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used 😕

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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.
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Don’t get serious till your 30. Plain and simple.
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Ok i get your point of view but imma fight the side of the family men in here -

One of my budies who is a little older than me was always tellin me im too young to start a family and all this stuff. hes now mid 30s, only recently got serious with a girl and started talking about kids, hes down but shes like nah not yet, she wants a mortgage and this and that before she settles into motherhood and hes like 'fuck, imma be 40 before we even start trying for a kid.'

i met my girl when we were 17, married at 23, pregnant at 25, we're now 30 with a 5 year old and theres no beefs at all. When i turn 40 My dudes gonna be 15 - that sounds sick to me! if all goes well m still gonna be able to hang and hopefully skate with my kid - isnt that the dream?

I guess it depends on priorities and everyones gonna be different but i thought id throw my POV in for arguements sake

Nah that sounds awesome dude
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Post by: Technique on July 05, 2020, 08:26:05 AM
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People legit shouldn't marry before 23/24. High school sweethearts or not. That is such a gamble and a dumb one at that. I think Josh Harmony got married crazy young and is still with his wife but that kind of shit is sooooo rare. Blessings to those that made it work but anybody using their head will realize that marrying young is stupid and comes with more baggage than it's worth. Glad Joslin and his ex are making the split peacefully.
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Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Seventyfrigginseven on July 05, 2020, 09:24:35 AM
Never having kids is the best idea. I'm thinking about a vasectomy actually. Anyone here had the snip?
I have..
Pros:
You can let that shit fly without the inconvenience of withdrawing your meat. And that makes for a much more enjoyable finale.

Cons:
It hurts really fucking bad in an area of your body that is meant for feeling good.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: palelight on July 05, 2020, 09:27:48 AM
Never having kids is the best idea. I'm thinking about a vasectomy actually. Anyone here had the snip?

Drove a friend to and from his procedure. In some dipshit display of toughness he insisted upon walking around a mall immediately afterwards, he bled through his jeans. Fast forward a week and one nut is the size of tennis ball and the whole region is bruised to shit (I'm not mad I looked). Waiting in the ER to have it looked at we sat beside an elderly woman who insisted upon telling us about everyone she knew who died, and how they died. Vasectomies (as a spectator), would recommend.
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Post by: swordtechnique on July 05, 2020, 09:29:10 AM
Never having kids is the best idea. I'm thinking about a vasectomy actually. Anyone here had the snip?

just might as well completely castrate yourself at that point as you are no longer a man
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Post by: Seventyfrigginseven on July 05, 2020, 09:32:02 AM
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just might as well completely castrate yourself at that point as you are no longer a man
You seem like a good judge of character, I should of consulted with you first. Fuck.
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Post by: ndsr on July 05, 2020, 09:59:53 AM
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I don’t remember who said it on the bunt, but someone said Joslin had the worst style. Skateboarding of course is subjective, but my god Joslin’s treflip and switch tre are things of beauty in this video.

I personally love Joslin’s style. He pops tricks and makes them look buttery

https://youtu.be/mbU78DI-J1s
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Honestly didn’t realise people really say “buttery”. Thought it was just something that Donovan Strain guy calls himself.
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Buttery is a calling card of early/mid 00s skateboarding culture. It was definitely a buzz word. Didn't know people didn't think it was legitimately used 😕

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I'm 28 yo, seem a lot of young bucks merrying on 20~23 yo phase, all my friends who did it are of the marriage by now

so if u are reading this and have less than 20 years, bad idea my man, baad idea! stick to skating and getting hammered

bitches dont make u learn new tricks, never forget this!

hope joslin get over it and focus on skating even more, so we can watch some gnarly shit soon hahahaha
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Marrying before 25 alone is a crap shoot. Even if somebody gets engaged, wait to hit the mid to late 20s when you've figured your fucking life out and make it official.
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Don’t get serious till your 30. Plain and simple.
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Ok i get your point of view but imma fight the side of the family men in here -

One of my budies who is a little older than me was always tellin me im too young to start a family and all this stuff. hes now mid 30s, only recently got serious with a girl and started talking about kids, hes down but shes like nah not yet, she wants a mortgage and this and that before she settles into motherhood and hes like 'fuck, imma be 40 before we even start trying for a kid.'

i met my girl when we were 17, married at 23, pregnant at 25, we're now 30 with a 5 year old and theres no beefs at all. When i turn 40 My dudes gonna be 15 - that sounds sick to me! if all goes well m still gonna be able to hang and hopefully skate with my kid - isnt that the dream?

I guess it depends on priorities and everyones gonna be different but i thought id throw my POV in for arguements sake
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Good on you brother! I married later and have been happily married for 17 years and have 4 year old much like the time table of your friend.  Just asking but do you live in mid America or are you religious, simply asking because your part of the 20% that make it past 7 years with a child
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thanks man.

nah not even close haha Im Scottish and no not religious at all. I'm just lucky i met the right girl early and managed to not fuck it up
Even better!  I’ve never been to Scotland  but have been lucky to spend time with stu and rattray both seemed to be very family focused as well.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 05, 2020, 03:38:26 PM
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Glad this got bumped just so I could relive this
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 22, 2020, 04:33:22 PM
Are they back together? Look at the caption and her bio says wife to @chrisjoslin





https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnH-nwDmED/?igshid=1q5xlv804mmqo
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Post by: Mongoloid on October 22, 2020, 04:37:55 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnH-nwDmED/?igshid=1q5xlv804mmqo

He looks like a Lego figure.
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Post by: sus on October 22, 2020, 04:38:52 PM
would be happy for Joslin if they're back together

not gonna lie, after reading in an interview the reasons why he tied the knot and wanted to raise a family and be there for his kids, i felt really bad for him seeing that they split and the complications that would come with a divorce like child custody, etc.
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Post by: camel filters on October 22, 2020, 04:41:04 PM
Are they back together? Look at the caption and her bio says wife to @chrisjoslin





https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnH-nwDmED/?igshid=1q5xlv804mmqo
I feel like I voted for trump just looking at this photo.
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Post by: DCLOVE on October 22, 2020, 04:48:18 PM
Are they back together? Look at the caption and her bio says wife to @chrisjoslin





https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnH-nwDmED/?igshid=1q5xlv804mmqo

looks like she realized getting a divorce in a pandemic with a kid on the way and no job or discernible skills was gonna be hard and her parents said they wouldn't take care of the kids . she went on a ten story rant about vaccines last night. said she was mad that the hospital threatened to call cps when she refused the hep b vaccine they give at birth . I had a good laugh
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Post by: Merman on October 22, 2020, 05:01:38 PM

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looks like she realized getting a divorce in a pandemic with a kid on the way and no job or discernible skills was gonna be hard and her parents said they wouldn't take care of the kids . she went on a ten story rant about vaccines last night. said she was mad that the hospital threatened to call cps when she refused the hep b vaccine they give at birth . I had a good laugh

All the right ingredients for the perfect Karen cocktail: Arrogance + Ignorance + Assertiveness
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on October 22, 2020, 05:07:52 PM
Happy they’re back together for the sake of the child

Bummed they’re continuing to reproduce.

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Post by: lk130 on October 22, 2020, 05:39:36 PM
That's crazy
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Post by: bad joke on October 22, 2020, 06:29:59 PM
That's crazy

thats a crazy one right? all back together and shit? shit is duuuuuuumb craze

but yo on the real i just pray for their poor little girl Copenhagen
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Post by: pugmaster on October 22, 2020, 06:31:36 PM
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He looks like a Lego figure.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on October 22, 2020, 06:50:36 PM
I feel like I voted for trump just looking at this photo.

That and I suddenly have polio, fucking hell
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Post by: ok boomer on October 22, 2020, 06:54:41 PM
She realized that the only way to stay living so close to Target its insane, is by staying married to Chris.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!


everything is awesome!
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Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on October 22, 2020, 07:57:39 PM
He looks like a PAWG now
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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everything is awesome!

Exactly!
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He looks like a Lego figure.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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everything is awesome!
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Exactly!
That chikfila and Rockstar hits different on the body.
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Post by: Owen on October 22, 2020, 10:10:55 PM
'Wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin' haha are all Americans like this? You guys crack me up
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Post by: bongboarder420 on October 22, 2020, 10:17:18 PM
'Wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin' haha are all Americans like this? You guys crack me up

yes all americans are wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin
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Post by: Doom patrol on October 22, 2020, 10:24:59 PM
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'Wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin' haha are all Americans like this? You guys crack me up
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yes all americans are wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin

Now that's manifest destiny!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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everything is awesome!
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Exactly!
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man szechuan can you just shut the uck up. whats your problem with this happy family you piece o shit
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Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on October 22, 2020, 11:17:30 PM
'Wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin' haha are all Americans like this? You guys crack me up

Sadly yeah.

I honestly feel bad for Chris. As kooky and cheesy as dude is, he rips and comes off as a good guy. Seems like he's constantly being taken advantage of by his idiot wife and her anti-vaccine crusade and wannabe influencer "Family Trip to TARGET!" Youtube videos.
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Post by: shingles on October 23, 2020, 01:11:20 AM
Good for him.
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Post by: Telly on October 23, 2020, 07:52:30 AM
Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 23, 2020, 08:05:25 AM
fetal pickle brine syndrome
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Post by: Mongoloid on October 23, 2020, 08:05:43 AM
Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.

What I was thinking, but not saying aloud.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: fs180 on October 23, 2020, 08:33:25 AM
wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: doctorkickflip on October 23, 2020, 08:39:32 AM
wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone

lol not a fan of this thread either but "private family photos" is a little strong for pictures uploaded to a public Instagram profile genius   
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: johnes on October 23, 2020, 08:45:38 AM
Maybe they both just wanted to bang some strange and they both did and realized being free was not as good as being loved for them.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: WarmUpZone on October 23, 2020, 08:47:43 AM
all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.

You can insult me, you can scold the entire message board of SLAP, you can even shake your fist at the clouds, but you damn sure better leave Fred Gall out of this if you know what's good for you.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on October 23, 2020, 09:43:37 AM
fs180 you need a break

(https://i.ibb.co/FzP0tXd/kitkat.gif) (https://ibb.co/HqJxQC9)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Hombreezy on October 23, 2020, 09:48:41 AM
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all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.
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You can insult me, you can scold the entire message board of SLAP, you can even shake your fist at the clouds, but you damn sure better leave Fred Gall out of this if you know what's good for you.
God you people are so fucking corny
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: figureitout on October 23, 2020, 09:59:06 AM
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all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.
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You can insult me, you can scold the entire message board of SLAP, you can even shake your fist at the clouds, but you damn sure better leave Fred Gall out of this if you know what's good for you. +1
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: jerrygurneyscream on October 23, 2020, 10:02:14 AM
wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone

Haha sick, Who?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: slappies on October 23, 2020, 10:10:03 AM
I can't fucking believe you people made fs180 quit SLAP. His only crime was caring for the well being of the Joslin family too much.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: sus on October 23, 2020, 10:12:56 AM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What I was thinking, but not saying aloud.

c'mon y'all, it's a fucking child.

and some of us wonder why people talk shit on slap smh
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Rogue on October 23, 2020, 10:14:15 AM
Maybe they both just wanted to bang some strange and they both did and realized being free was not as good as being loved for them.
I feel this.
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Post by: Pavs323 on October 23, 2020, 10:17:58 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnH-nwDmED/?igshid=1q5xlv804mmqo
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He looks like a Lego figure.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on October 23, 2020, 10:26:39 AM
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all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.
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You can insult me, you can scold the entire message board of SLAP, you can even shake your fist at the clouds, but you damn sure better leave Fred Gall out of this if you know what's good for you.
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God you people are so fucking corny
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Mongoloid on October 23, 2020, 10:58:07 AM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What I was thinking, but not saying aloud.
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c'mon y'all, it's a fucking child.

and some of us wonder why people talk shit on slap smh

Hey, TBF I kept it in my mind.

But I also don’t abide by that “every baby is cute” bullshit society always falsely pedals. We’re all equally full of judgements.

Some babies are ugly, most kids are fucking stupid, all adults are assholes, etc. that’s life.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on October 23, 2020, 10:59:58 AM
family photo shoots creep me out to the max
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Telly on October 23, 2020, 11:16:09 AM
Instagram is the same as any other performance.  You hope people will like it but that’s out of your control.  Unless you don’t publicly post all this shit.  Don’t post about how vaccines will cause autism and then show a picture of your (slightly mongoloid) kid.  Make good choices, see good results.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Richard Kern on October 23, 2020, 11:28:12 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/TcFwX2j/FCE0-CFC9-9569-4307-9-E43-138112-E42-E1-C.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Freelancevagrant on October 23, 2020, 11:45:37 AM
He looks like beans.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Mongoloid on October 23, 2020, 12:01:54 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/TcFwX2j/FCE0-CFC9-9569-4307-9-E43-138112-E42-E1-C.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)

That’s some Richard D. James Aphex Twin type shit you pulled there.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Sick Duck on October 23, 2020, 01:06:38 PM
Instagram is the same as any other performance.  You hope people will like it but that’s out of your control.  Unless you don’t publicly post all this shit.  Don’t post about how vaccines will cause autism and then show a picture of your (slightly mongoloid) kid.  Make good choices, see good results.
wtf are u guys talking about she looks like a normal little girl. Joslin on the other hand is getting fat
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Roast beef on October 23, 2020, 01:47:41 PM
Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: shalominator on October 23, 2020, 03:05:21 PM
wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone

Do you think shes letting Chris blast up in there still? Pregnant sex is the best!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Mongoloid on October 23, 2020, 03:13:22 PM
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wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone
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Do you think shes letting Chris blast up in there still? Pregnant sex is the best!

I mean, what does she got to lose?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 23, 2020, 03:28:17 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/TcFwX2j/FCE0-CFC9-9569-4307-9-E43-138112-E42-E1-C.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
I am dead.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Peter Zagreus on October 23, 2020, 03:33:25 PM
I needed this ^. Thank you.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: shalominator on October 23, 2020, 04:36:09 PM
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wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone
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Do you think shes letting Chris blast up in there still? Pregnant sex is the best!
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I mean, what does she got to lose?

I thought they had split up....
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jagr on October 23, 2020, 07:27:33 PM
She realized that the only way to stay living so close to Target its insane, is by staying married to Chris.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Paul Cicero on October 23, 2020, 08:07:37 PM
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Never having kids is the best idea. I'm thinking about a vasectomy actually. Anyone here had the snip?
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just might as well completely castrate yourself at that point as you are no longer a man

LOL, are you like 12 or something? Grow up.

My wife’s pregnant with our third, looking forward to the snip actually. As a happily married man with a family, I don’t really see a downside to it.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: matty_c on October 23, 2020, 08:43:39 PM
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That’s some Richard D. James Aphex Twin type shit you pulled there.

That’s pisser
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: pugmaster on October 23, 2020, 08:47:16 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/TcFwX2j/FCE0-CFC9-9569-4307-9-E43-138112-E42-E1-C.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)

This is absolutely wonderful
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Hefe43 on October 24, 2020, 01:04:39 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/TcFwX2j/FCE0-CFC9-9569-4307-9-E43-138112-E42-E1-C.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)

(https://goat.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/shudder.gif)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Telly on October 24, 2020, 06:23:07 AM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.

I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently.  But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Theme For A Jackal on October 24, 2020, 06:47:15 AM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently. But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.

Except you deserve it for being an asshole and child didn't do shit to you
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: JamesFardy on October 24, 2020, 06:49:53 AM
im happy for them!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Telly on October 24, 2020, 07:33:56 AM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently. But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.
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Except you deserve it for being an asshole and child didn't do shit to you

Asshole?  Probably.  Realist?  Yeah.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Sila on October 24, 2020, 08:17:44 AM
wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job
and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone

Fred has a job, silly. Nice tantrum by the way.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: chillclinton87 on October 24, 2020, 08:27:48 AM
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wow, this is the last time im using this site. you guys are absolutly disgusting and a disgrace to the skateboard culture.
making fun of mental health and talkning shit about some privat photos of a family that actually tries.
dude doesnt come from the best household and is just trying to have a normal family life.

all your heroes like gino and fred gall are old fucking losers that cant skate and are to lazy to get a job
and want to get spoon fed until the and of time, the paradise of you baby brain "life isnt about pushing yourself and i can live without goals at my moms house forever drinking beers on her cost" loser mentality.



go fuck yourself everyone
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Fred has a job, silly. Nice tantrum by the way.

fs180 has me dying constantly with his michael schuhmacher avatar. i can only read his stuff in english with a german accent they would have given a german character in an american movie.
my first language being german makes it even more fun to read every time  ;D
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ankle_Lift on October 24, 2020, 08:35:52 AM
It's crazy how close the Josins live to target.

Fun fact: target is just out of frame in that photo!
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: conqueso on October 24, 2020, 09:19:40 AM
yo he really does look like lego man
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Beeker on October 24, 2020, 09:38:25 AM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently.  But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.

Damn, It took me a minute to realize what you're even talking about. I've never heard someone make fun of a person this way, it's never even crossed my mind, and I don't think vaccinations have any relations to any causes of epicanthic folds. Keep that shit to yourself maybe.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Seventyfrigginseven on October 24, 2020, 09:44:04 AM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently. But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.
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Except you deserve it for being an asshole and child didn't do shit to you
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Asshole? Probably.  Realist? Yeah.
If a grown up makes fun of a child, they are in fact an asshole. There's no need for doubt there champ.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lowcalcium on October 24, 2020, 10:12:04 AM
Joslin absolutely rips on skateboard and tries his best to be a good father and husband.

Anyone talking about his kids though is absolutely kooky...its like when people try and talk about Baron Trump...leave the little kid out of the conversation, they are little kids and are completely innocent from whatever buffoonery's you are trying to throw at them
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on October 24, 2020, 12:23:33 PM
Yeah you know Joslin is a kook and I love clowning him for the ridiculous shit he does, and also will fry any anti-vaxxer til the last of them keel over from scabies...

But let's NOT include kids photos, ever. Sure, they're publicly posted on instagram. I'm not debating that.

But we need to refrain from sharing those images here - like, as a serious rule. It never turns out well. It always gets vile really quickly, and it's just fucking creepy.

Clown the parents, sure, I don't care. But leave the kids out of it - and most importantly: leave pictures of kids the fuck out of it.

I'm passing this on from the PALS who precede us; this isn't a novel idea. But let's please make it work. Thanks shalomies :)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Telly on October 24, 2020, 02:01:10 PM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently.  But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.
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Damn, It took me a minute to realize what you're even talking about. I've never heard someone make fun of a person this way, it's never even crossed my mind, and I don't think vaccinations have any relations to any causes of epicanthic folds. Keep that shit to yourself maybe.

Take another minute
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Roast beef on October 24, 2020, 02:40:56 PM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently.  But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.
It’s slightly different calling out a piece of shit grown man out on a message board than making a sly a remark about the appearance of young girl like you did you tool.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: The Silver Arrow on October 24, 2020, 03:20:48 PM
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'Wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin' haha are all Americans like this? You guys crack me up
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yes all americans are wife to professional skateboarder @chrisjoslin

lmfaoooooo i'm dead
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Telly on October 24, 2020, 03:53:39 PM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently.  But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.
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It’s slightly different calling out a piece of shit grown man out on a message board than making a sly a remark about the appearance of young girl like you did you tool.

It’s not.  You could have attacked my position without attacking the person.  You did the exact same thing.  If your argument was “there should be no personal attacks” then you invalidated it by attacking a person. 
I made a fucking joke.  Clearly I wasn’t the only one who had that thought, as illustrated above.  Also, my belief is nothing you choose to put out is out of bounds.  So attack me all you want, but you can’t have it both ways.
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Post by: Hombreezy on October 24, 2020, 03:56:42 PM
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Fine, I’ll say it.  Might as well have gotten the vaccinations because that little girl has some epicanthic folds that a lesser person may call something offensive.
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What the actual fuck are you talking about? Seriously man, I’m assuming your perfect in every way? A lesser person lol yeah you’re such a good person. Fucking gimp.
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I’m not perfect, never inferred, implied, or stated differently.  But by calling me a name you’re doing the same thing I did.  So is it wrong or not?  Or it’s wrong if I do it but you can do it?  Fucking simp.
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It’s slightly different calling out a piece of shit grown man out on a message board than making a sly a remark about the appearance of young girl like you did you tool.
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It’s not.  You could have attacked my position without attacking the person.  You did the exact same thing.  If your argument was “there should be no personal attacks” then you invalidated it by attacking a person. 
I made a fucking joke.  Clearly I wasn’t the only one who had that thought, as illustrated above.  Also, my belief is nothing you choose to put out is out of bounds.  So attack me all you want, but you can’t have it both ways.
You’re getting dunked on. Just take the L, you’re a weirdo for judging little girls. It’s even worse that your username is telly
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: busch on October 24, 2020, 04:02:46 PM
It’s kinda funny that Danny Way liked all her selfies while they weren’t together but seemingly hasn’t liked any of her other pics. I spent about 2.5 minutes on her page discovering this so I could be wrong but d way tryin to swoop in on his team riders ex lady? Now that’s content.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: GlenSuggittsflexfit on October 24, 2020, 04:14:50 PM
It’s kinda funny that Danny Way liked all her selfies while they weren’t together but seemingly hasn’t liked any of her other pics. I spent about 2.5 minutes on her page discovering this so I could be wrong but d way tryin to swoop in on his team riders ex lady? Now that’s content.
D Scum
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: matty_c on October 24, 2020, 04:52:47 PM
Back in the day if someone got broke off we used to say they got Christopher reeved
Maybe now it should be schumachered

I had to google epicanthic folds yeah fuck man don’t call his kid a downie that’s a bit much mate. They appear to be a happy family, good on em
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Hefe43 on October 24, 2020, 05:06:20 PM
Back in the day if someone got broke off we used to say they got Christopher reeved
Maybe now it should be schumachered

You sound like a moron.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: pugmaster on October 24, 2020, 05:09:08 PM
It’s kinda funny that Danny Way liked all her selfies while they weren’t together but seemingly hasn’t liked any of her other pics. I spent about 2.5 minutes on her page discovering this so I could be wrong but d way tryin to swoop in on his team riders ex lady? Now that’s content.

Now that's the hard hitting investigative journalism and attention to detail that SLAP is known for.
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Post by: matty_c on October 24, 2020, 05:14:47 PM
It’s absurdist art hefe
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Post by: dooley on October 24, 2020, 08:16:05 PM
D Way on Home Improvement. Threw some powdered Scum Spice down the armpits and asked her out in all caps right away.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on October 24, 2020, 08:24:03 PM
What do we thing D Way's goto DM slide is?

"I'd finish my Plan B part for you, girl"?

"Ever heard of the Great Wall of China?"
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Hefe43 on October 24, 2020, 10:00:58 PM
What do we thing D Way's goto DM slide is?

"I'd finish my Plan B part for you, girl"?

"Ever heard of the Great Wall of China?"

Don’t be scared girl, I got this brick, I’ll protec you
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 25, 2020, 03:42:50 AM
Just realised they've got an instagram account for the kid. Get the fuck outta here
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Post by: Hombreezy on October 25, 2020, 04:40:23 AM
Just realised they've got an instagram account for the kid. Get the fuck outta here
Nobody fucking cares.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Digital Rasta on October 25, 2020, 09:27:50 AM
Is this the thread that took down Cheetahsheets? If so I nominate for Classic SLAP
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on October 25, 2020, 05:07:50 PM
It’s kinda funny that Danny Way liked all her selfies while they weren’t together but seemingly hasn’t liked any of her other pics. I spent about 2.5 minutes on her page discovering this so I could be wrong but d way tryin to swoop in on his team riders ex lady? Now that’s content.

I think Shef does that too. Cardiel follows dirtbag p's naughty insta lol
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lowcalcium on October 25, 2020, 05:43:56 PM
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It’s kinda funny that Danny Way liked all her selfies while they weren’t together but seemingly hasn’t liked any of her other pics. I spent about 2.5 minutes on her page discovering this so I could be wrong but d way tryin to swoop in on his team riders ex lady? Now that’s content.
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I think Shef does that too. Cardiel follows dirtbag p's naughty insta lol

This is riveting news. Thank you.

Better get TMZ on the phone. This is some straight up bottom barrel links, pics, and quotes
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Post by: RichardBarkley on October 26, 2020, 04:21:01 AM
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It’s kinda funny that Danny Way liked all her selfies while they weren’t together but seemingly hasn’t liked any of her other pics. I spent about 2.5 minutes on her page discovering this so I could be wrong but d way tryin to swoop in on his team riders ex lady? Now that’s content.
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I think Shef does that too. Cardiel follows dirtbag p's naughty insta lol

She has a second insta?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on October 26, 2020, 06:01:43 AM
peachy_pri
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Post by: Merman on October 26, 2020, 12:47:52 PM
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Probably Joslin has a mindset of a teenager and wifey got sick of it or she just wanted to take her daughter for vaccination and he started to foam from his mouth.
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My thoughts exactly
‘We need to make sure the diaper bag is full and ready for any needs for the baby’
‘AND to make sure my lungs have weed smoke on them’

Ah you uncharitable dickbag, a teenager doesn't man up and raise his daughter, he flies the coop! Get your brainless head out of your wet ass.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: drewdown on October 26, 2020, 01:05:07 PM
idk man, I feel like these days with social media if you put it out there for the entire world to see then be prepared for the whole world to critique it. 
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Post by: Merman on October 26, 2020, 01:39:36 PM
idk man, I feel like these days with social media if you put it out there for the entire world to see then be prepared for the whole world to critique it.

Yeah but let's at least be somewhat accurate when shitting on the talent. Hate if you must, but calling him a deadbeat dad is as far from reality as you can get.
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Post by: kneebone on October 26, 2020, 02:09:57 PM
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idk man, I feel like these days with social media if you put it out there for the entire world to see then be prepared for the whole world to critique it.
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Yeah but let's at least be somewhat accurate when shitting on the talent. Hate if you must, but calling him a deadbeat dad is as far from reality as you can get.
i dunno, i have no hesitation calling someone who refuses to vaccinate their kids a deadbeat dad.
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Post by: sus on October 26, 2020, 02:33:25 PM
idgaf what y'all say about the adults, they put themselves out there to the world and that's open game. but making fun of a little kid seems low even for us
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: AfterBlackEnderEnder on October 26, 2020, 02:38:26 PM
It’s kinda funny that Danny Way liked all her selfies while they weren’t together but seemingly hasn’t liked any of her other pics. I spent about 2.5 minutes on her page discovering this so I could be wrong but d way tryin to swoop in on his team riders ex lady? Now that’s content.

Someone should DM Joslin this discovery like a man. For real, though, what a scumbag. If I found out my boss was doing something as deplorable as that I’d quit in a heartbeat. I’m sure a handful of better companies would swoop him up, anti-vaccination baggage and all!
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Post by: Merman on October 26, 2020, 02:48:33 PM
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idk man, I feel like these days with social media if you put it out there for the entire world to see then be prepared for the whole world to critique it.
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Yeah but let's at least be somewhat accurate when shitting on the talent. Hate if you must, but calling him a deadbeat dad is as far from reality as you can get.
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i dunno, i have no hesitation calling someone who refuses to vaccinate their kids a deadbeat dad.

Dumb as fuck, but not a deadbeat. Also, I thought it was his ex that was the anti vaccer, not Chris.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: P Casanova on October 26, 2020, 03:52:30 PM
Danny way is banging Joslins wife?



2020 is lit
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Post by: pugmaster on October 26, 2020, 04:52:29 PM
I guess the great wall of China is basically a man made cervix of sorts.  I meant the great wall of VA-China!



 :-\
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Seadramon on October 26, 2020, 06:40:13 PM
Out of that cringe photoshoot DWay liked these two photos and these two photos only:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGfax_NjXd2/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGeIeslDgBt/

The only expiation could be that it's Danny's baby in there..
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Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on October 26, 2020, 08:39:27 PM
^^^ D Way would be the creep who lowkey hits on his employee's pregnant wife who's half his age.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on October 27, 2020, 04:04:48 AM
Julia on mega ramp confirmed
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on October 27, 2020, 04:07:25 AM
danny way is the dad? I am confused, my mind has run into a brick wall
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Post by: beatifk on October 27, 2020, 04:09:09 AM
Are pregnancy thirst traps a thing now? I feel so old.
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Post by: dooley on October 27, 2020, 07:05:54 AM
Rumors are like wildfires. Nah that's Duane Peters' baby.
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Post by: Mcidraque on October 27, 2020, 07:09:15 AM
Are pregnancy thirst traps a thing now? I feel so old.
awesome
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: heckler on October 27, 2020, 07:12:11 AM
Are pregnancy thirst traps a thing now? I feel so old.
All she posted were some pictures from a very common pregnancy photo shoot. Just because some washed up, roided out ex-pro skater is thirsting after her doesn't make them thirst traps.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Freelancevagrant on October 27, 2020, 07:34:51 AM
Joslin on cuck.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on October 27, 2020, 07:40:40 AM
Need a pic of D Way grinding her pregz belly instead of rainbow rail on the mega, asap

          XYZ         

XYZ

     XYZ     
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lou Strux on October 27, 2020, 08:08:51 AM
danny way is the dad? I am confused, my mind has run into a brick wall
What, you don’t read?!?
She said herself, “...but with God all things are possible➕Matthew 19:26.”
THAT’s God’s baby fetus in there!
Now, whether God in this case refers to somebody once billed as the next Tony Hawk remains to be determined by miraculous birth and/or genetic paternity test.  :o
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Beeda Weeda on October 27, 2020, 08:12:12 AM
God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.
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Post by: kneebone on October 27, 2020, 08:25:27 AM
Out of that cringe photoshoot DWay liked these two photos and these two photos only:

The only expiation could be that it's Danny's baby in there..
LOL this is pretty wild!  All the other photos from that shoot include either Chris or their other child, or both.  Danny deliberately skipped over those and only liked the solo phots of Julia.  What a dick.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Beeda Weeda on October 27, 2020, 08:40:33 AM
he's just an alpha, give him a break.
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Post by: Lou Strux on October 27, 2020, 09:34:04 AM
Out of that cringe photoshoot DWay liked these two photos and these two photos only:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGfax_NjXd2/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGeIeslDgBt/

The only expiation could be that it's Danny's baby in there..
Yeah... THIS tidbit is actually the real juice in this here thread/story.
I love it.
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Post by: TastyBurrito on October 27, 2020, 10:08:51 AM
Julia on mega ramp confirmed

Mega Ramp means Danny's Dick, right?
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Post by: smellsdead on October 27, 2020, 10:22:07 AM
what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball
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Post by: conqueso on October 27, 2020, 12:59:25 PM
God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.

sounds about right
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Post by: pugmaster on October 27, 2020, 01:03:09 PM
what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball

It's only a matter of time until someone photoshops Danny swinging her around by the umbilical cord
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Post by: Owen on October 29, 2020, 01:44:06 AM
God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.

Joslin family off Plan B
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on October 29, 2020, 04:42:52 AM
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God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.
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Joslin family off Plan B

Seems like Joslin would skate for a company called Rhythm Method, imo. 
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 29, 2020, 04:59:31 AM
I appreciate she didn’t photoshop her spanx indentations out, but I feel like a dress that looks like it has stretch marks isn’t the best pregnancy look.   (No hate on stretch marks)
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Post by: Sanka Coffie on October 30, 2020, 12:47:50 PM
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what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball
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It's only a matter of time until someone photoshops Danny swinging her around by the umbilical cord

Got you fam
(https://i.imgur.com/3opMGF3.jpg)
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Post by: Sleazy on October 30, 2020, 01:06:26 PM
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what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball
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It's only a matter of time until someone photoshops Danny swinging her around by the umbilical cord
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Got you fam
(https://i.imgur.com/3opMGF3.jpg)

10+ years later, among a ton of shit posters and posts, slap still got it
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: jerrygurneyscream on November 03, 2020, 12:12:38 PM
She cheated on him, slept with DANNY WAY while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Theme For A Jackal on November 03, 2020, 12:13:33 PM
She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.

I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
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Post by: Szechuan on November 03, 2020, 12:46:53 PM
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.
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Post by: sus on November 03, 2020, 12:51:26 PM
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
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Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.

ngl i feel pretty bad for Joslin hearing all of this if it's really true
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Post by: RichardBarkley on November 03, 2020, 01:09:10 PM
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
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Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.
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ngl i feel pretty bad for Joslin hearing all of this if it's really true

Yeah man poor guy. That must be crushing.

He seems like such a decent guy and dad.
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Post by: Lou Strux on November 03, 2020, 01:24:48 PM
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
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Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.
!!!
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 03, 2020, 04:11:15 PM
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?

Irish twins
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on November 03, 2020, 04:34:46 PM
Love when this thread gets bumped
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: P Casanova on November 06, 2020, 02:52:32 PM
This was the same chick that got GB in Santa Monica by that sock team?
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Post by: GlenSuggittsflexfit on November 06, 2020, 03:16:51 PM
This was the same chick that got GB in Santa Monica by that sock team?
Didn't know stance sponsored GB's.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: pugmaster on November 06, 2020, 04:12:36 PM
This was the same chick that got GB in Santa Monica by that sock team?

To be fair, if they did the GB and the only thing they wore was the socks that could be a pretty effective marketing tool/"look book".
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on December 16, 2020, 05:30:38 PM
Heh.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CHGCuRkjDhF/?igshid=1fq8kp3w3bhcj

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Post by: Uh Oh on December 16, 2020, 05:35:00 PM
Heh.

If you are going to baptise...

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/ph94_WX1MJSIUHDSOv8_WKB9VD8tjD-FwdOYHD6ML0SIiEsafk35Kv5VdEgyILVfNZgNoNjNLt2FjPBF3glM5uEqhhuQUEOO8qqia3q28NrwcxvcSUzZN86LdvbQjLG_GsWeP5HG3YQ=w2400)
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Post by: Glurmpz on December 16, 2020, 05:46:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fWthSr6.jpg)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on December 16, 2020, 06:01:13 PM
Love this thread
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on December 16, 2020, 06:55:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fWthSr6.jpg)
tThis is fucking incredible.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on December 17, 2020, 06:37:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/fWthSr6.jpg)

#blessed
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on December 29, 2020, 06:48:52 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZ1It-nSB5/?igshid=yffv656jiaep
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on December 29, 2020, 07:15:22 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZ1It-nSB5/?igshid=yffv656jiaep

<3 <3 <3
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Post by: Pete on December 29, 2020, 09:52:00 PM
Heh.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CHGCuRkjDhF/?igshid=1fq8kp3w3bhcj

this is a quality thread


free max b
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: KRKD1 on January 04, 2021, 02:16:15 AM

Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii


Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Post by: BroBruhBra on January 04, 2021, 04:14:11 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZ1It-nSB5/?igshid=yffv656jiaep
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<3 <3 <3

Omfggggg
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Post by: Mallie on January 04, 2021, 04:53:13 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZ1It-nSB5/?igshid=yffv656jiaep

This is fucking beautiful.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 05:58:54 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


.

What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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Post by: cky enthusiast on January 04, 2021, 06:22:22 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


.
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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.

let’s fuckin goooo
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Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 06:28:21 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


.
[close]

What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
[close]

let’s fuckin goooo

I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
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Post by: cky enthusiast on January 04, 2021, 06:29:37 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


.
[close]

What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
[close]

let’s fuckin goooo
[close]

I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!

you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!
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Post by: straight fucking edge on January 04, 2021, 06:31:00 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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look at both of you clowns acting like you know.. fucking weirdos
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 06:35:28 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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let’s fuckin goooo
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I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
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you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!

English is not my first language.

For the record I think they are both idiots.

And now you are included in that.

In fact.... After looking through your posts. I am fairly confident you are possibly the biggest dumbass AND cunt on this website. which is really something. How does that feel ?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cky enthusiast on January 04, 2021, 07:02:16 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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let’s fuckin goooo
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I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
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you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!
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English is not my first language.

For the record I think they are both idiots.

And now you are included in that.

In fact.... After looking through your posts. I am fairly confident you are possibly the biggest dumbass AND cunt on this website. which is really something. How does that feel ?

thanks for looking through my posts  8)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on January 04, 2021, 07:09:24 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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let’s fuckin goooo
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I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
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you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!
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English is not my first language.

For the record I think they are both idiots.

And now you are included in that.

In fact.... After looking through your posts. I am fairly confident you are possibly the biggest dumbass AND cunt on this website. which is really something. How does that feel ?

Damn, I've been hoping to be the biggest cunt. Will try harder in 2021
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 07:47:21 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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[close]

What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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let’s fuckin goooo
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I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
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you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!
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English is not my first language.

For the record I think they are both idiots.

And now you are included in that.

In fact.... After looking through your posts. I am fairly confident you are possibly the biggest dumbass AND cunt on this website. which is really something. How does that feel ?
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thanks for looking through my posts  8)

No problem. I'm always fascinated by little pedantic cunts calling out foreigners on grammer and spelling

It's always interesting to try ascertain where the small.minded bitterness cones from.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Coolguy69 on January 04, 2021, 08:01:06 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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[close]

What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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let’s fuckin goooo
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I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
[close]

you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!
[close]

English is not my first language.

For the record I think they are both idiots.

And now you are included in that.

In fact.... After looking through your posts. I am fairly confident you are possibly the biggest dumbass AND cunt on this website. which is really something. How does that feel ?
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thanks for looking through my posts  8)
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No problem. I'm always fascinated by little pedantic cunts calling out foreigners on grammer and spelling

It's always interesting to try ascertain where the small.minded bitterness cones from.

Come on man, it seems like you purposely misspelled words and used incorrect grammar on this last post lol
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Mcidraque on January 04, 2021, 08:12:07 AM
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This is fucking beautiful.

thank you
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: slobplant on January 04, 2021, 08:25:39 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


.
[close]

What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
[close]

let’s fuckin goooo
[close]

I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
[close]

you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!
[close]

English is not my first language.

For the record I think they are both idiots.

And now you are included in that.

In fact.... After looking through your posts. I am fairly confident you are possibly the biggest dumbass AND cunt on this website. which is really something. How does that feel ?
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Damn, I've been hoping to be the biggest cunt. Will try harder in 2021
Who is the lady in your sig?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on January 04, 2021, 08:54:43 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


.
[close]

What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
[close]

let’s fuckin goooo
[close]

I'm ready for the heck ride. Bring it on!

Let's go!
[close]

you used the wrong “you’re” you sexist dumbfuck!!
[close]

English is not my first language.

For the record I think they are both idiots.

And now you are included in that.

In fact.... After looking through your posts. I am fairly confident you are possibly the biggest dumbass AND cunt on this website. which is really something. How does that feel ?
[close]

Damn, I've been hoping to be the biggest cunt. Will try harder in 2021
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Who is the lady in your sig?

Miley "Smiley Miley" Cyrus
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Pavs323 on January 04, 2021, 10:19:14 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: theSketchLord on January 04, 2021, 10:22:41 AM
Just fired through 18 pages.
Best part was the Lego man comment.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 10:23:56 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.

He says to himself.

Lol

Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 10:27:33 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
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He says to himself.

Lol

Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: cky enthusiast on January 04, 2021, 10:30:42 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
[close]

He says to himself.

Lol
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Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.

can’t see those two being related at all. for sure
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 10:42:31 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
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He says to himself.

Lol
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Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
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can’t see those two being related at all. for sure

So she cheated on him because he skates ?

That's essentially what you are saying ?

It's ok because he is obsessed with skateboarding.

Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Pavs323 on January 04, 2021, 11:14:34 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
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He says to himself.

Lol
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Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.

Yeah totally. There’s probably a laundry list of problems we have no idea about, and in reality, are kind of none of our business. I think divorces or separations are often more mutually toxic than either party wants to admit. A lot of the time, both people share equal responsibility, but think they’re 100% the victim in a relationship.
Btw I think you got something mixed up, because I’m literally not the original poster of those comments.
I was just in agreement with some of the edits they made, because I think a lot of guys in this industry don’t seem to understand how truly limited their window is, and don’t do anything to prepare for life after skateboarding. If it’s just you that will have to face the consequences of that, then whatever. But when I see some of these guys in their mid-30s with kids, still hanging on by a thread to the dream even though they’re clearly on their way out of the industry, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. Reason being, once they finally get cut loose and don’t have any backup plan, the kids (who have zero say in the matter) are gonna be fucked as well because their dad was delusional, thought this would last forever, and didn’t prepare for the inevitable. That fucking sucks dude. (Also, yes, I know Joslin probably makes more money than 99% of skateboarders, but my comment is more directed at the industry as a whole than him specifically).
I’m a musician, and I see the same shit in that world all the time. These dudes play in bands that are clearly falling off in the small popularity they have, and rather than try to get their ducks in a row while the band is still profitable and be ready for when the ride is over, they cling on for dear life for another record or two, until nobody gives a fuck about the band anymore, and now JoeShmo is having his family make sacrifices, and abruptly decreasing their quality of life solely because he wanted to extend his teenage dream just a little bit longer. It sucks to see.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 04, 2021, 11:17:03 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
[close]

He says to himself.

Lol
[close]

Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
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Yeah totally. There’s probably a laundry list of problems we have no idea about, and in reality, are kind of none of our business. I think divorces or separations are often more mutually toxic than either party wants to admit. A lot of the time, both people share equal responsibility, but think they’re 100% the victim in a relationship.
Btw I think you got something mixed up, because I’m literally not the original poster of those comments.
I was just in agreement with some of the edits they made, because I think a lot of guys in this industry don’t seem to understand how truly limited their window is, and don’t do anything to prepare for life after skateboarding. If it’s just you that will have to face the consequences of that, then whatever. But when I see some of these guys in their mid-30s with kids, still hanging on by a thread to the dream even though they’re clearly on their way out of the industry, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. Reason being, once they finally get cut loose and don’t have any backup plan, the kids (who have zero say in the matter) are gonna be fucked as well because their dad was delusional, thought this would last forever, and didn’t prepare for the inevitable. That fucking sucks dude. (Also, yes, I know Joslin probably makes more money than 99% of skateboarders, but my comment is more directed at the industry as a whole than him specifically).
I’m a musician, and I see the same shit in that world all the time. These dudes play in bands that are clearly falling off in the small popularity they have, and rather than try to get their ducks in a row while the band is still profitable and be ready for when the ride is over, they cling on for dear life for another record or two, until nobody gives a fuck about the band anymore, and now JoeShmo is having his family make sacrifices, and abruptly decreasing their quality of life solely because he wanted to extend his teenage dream just a little bit longer. It sucks to see.

That's a fair point and well articulated.

I get you now.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on January 04, 2021, 11:36:10 AM
She got busted setting up my deck on our secret vlog.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ish_wav on January 07, 2021, 06:31:20 AM
Unrelated, but Joslin is riding a blank board on his insta story
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 07, 2021, 08:03:42 AM
Unrelated, but Joslin is riding a blank board on his insta story

Imagine Plan B went down the shitter.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 07, 2021, 08:19:29 AM
It’s easy if you try
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Idk on January 07, 2021, 08:33:10 AM
He’s not for trump or one of those weirdos denying the election so he’s already one of my new favs.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: jakeumms on January 07, 2021, 10:56:14 AM
She got busted setting up my deck on our secret vlog.
It's insane who much closer YOU are to Target
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on January 07, 2021, 12:16:11 PM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
[close]

He says to himself.

Lol
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Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
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Yeah totally. There’s probably a laundry list of problems we have no idea about, and in reality, are kind of none of our business. I think divorces or separations are often more mutually toxic than either party wants to admit. A lot of the time, both people share equal responsibility, but think they’re 100% the victim in a relationship.
Btw I think you got something mixed up, because I’m literally not the original poster of those comments.
I was just in agreement with some of the edits they made, because I think a lot of guys in this industry don’t seem to understand how truly limited their window is, and don’t do anything to prepare for life after skateboarding. If it’s just you that will have to face the consequences of that, then whatever. But when I see some of these guys in their mid-30s with kids, still hanging on by a thread to the dream even though they’re clearly on their way out of the industry, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. Reason being, once they finally get cut loose and don’t have any backup plan, the kids (who have zero say in the matter) are gonna be fucked as well because their dad was delusional, thought this would last forever, and didn’t prepare for the inevitable. That fucking sucks dude. (Also, yes, I know Joslin probably makes more money than 99% of skateboarders, but my comment is more directed at the industry as a whole than him specifically).
I’m a musician, and I see the same shit in that world all the time. These dudes play in bands that are clearly falling off in the small popularity they have, and rather than try to get their ducks in a row while the band is still profitable and be ready for when the ride is over, they cling on for dear life for another record or two, until nobody gives a fuck about the band anymore, and now JoeShmo is having his family make sacrifices, and abruptly decreasing their quality of life solely because he wanted to extend his teenage dream just a little bit longer. It sucks to see.

Well put man! I always wonder when I see videos of guys with just a board sponsor and they seem to be living alright with a decent car and apartment. I guess you never know what is going on behind the scenes, if they have another job or just massive credit card debt like most of society.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Eric Dolphy on January 07, 2021, 01:53:11 PM
Where did this rumor come from about Julia? Is it just a bad joke that snowballed? Did i miss something?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 07, 2021, 02:04:06 PM
Where did this rumor come from about Julia? Is it just a bad joke that snowballed? Did i miss something?

Someone said they heard it from an industry source on here.

Could well be bullshit... Could be true
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: heckler on January 07, 2021, 02:14:20 PM
Where did this rumor come from about Julia? Is it just a bad joke that snowballed? Did i miss something?
All you really need to know is Danny Way liked a few of Julia Joslin's thirst traps and a large number of posters in this thread absolutely hate women.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 07, 2021, 02:47:54 PM
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Where did this rumor come from about Julia? Is it just a bad joke that snowballed? Did i miss something?
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All you really need to know is Danny Way liked a few of Julia Joslin's thirst traps and a large number of posters in this thread absolutely hate women.

Including you
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Lou Strux on January 07, 2021, 04:32:23 PM
Gonna be a daddy to D-Ways baby... I dunno; seems like a pretty stand-up thing to do. Maybe this Joslin guy isn’t so bad after all?  ;)
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Post by: RichardBarkley on January 07, 2021, 04:34:06 PM
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Where did this rumor come from about Julia? Is it just a bad joke that snowballed? Did i miss something?
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All you really need to know is Danny Way liked a few of Julia Joslin's thirst traps and a large number of posters in this thread absolutely hate women.

What makes you draw that conclusion?

People are criticizing the actions of one woman. Does that make you think they hate all women? That's a very ignorant and simplistic generalisation you are making.

They are also criticizing Joslin. Does that mean they also have all men ?

Are you trolling or serious ? Genuine question

Are you trolling or serious?
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Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on January 08, 2021, 12:19:46 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
[close]

He says to himself.

Lol
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Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
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Yeah totally. There’s probably a laundry list of problems we have no idea about, and in reality, are kind of none of our business. I think divorces or separations are often more mutually toxic than either party wants to admit. A lot of the time, both people share equal responsibility, but think they’re 100% the victim in a relationship.
Btw I think you got something mixed up, because I’m literally not the original poster of those comments.
I was just in agreement with some of the edits they made, because I think a lot of guys in this industry don’t seem to understand how truly limited their window is, and don’t do anything to prepare for life after skateboarding. If it’s just you that will have to face the consequences of that, then whatever. But when I see some of these guys in their mid-30s with kids, still hanging on by a thread to the dream even though they’re clearly on their way out of the industry, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. Reason being, once they finally get cut loose and don’t have any backup plan, the kids (who have zero say in the matter) are gonna be fucked as well because their dad was delusional, thought this would last forever, and didn’t prepare for the inevitable. That fucking sucks dude. (Also, yes, I know Joslin probably makes more money than 99% of skateboarders, but my comment is more directed at the industry as a whole than him specifically).
I’m a musician, and I see the same shit in that world all the time. These dudes play in bands that are clearly falling off in the small popularity they have, and rather than try to get their ducks in a row while the band is still profitable and be ready for when the ride is over, they cling on for dear life for another record or two, until nobody gives a fuck about the band anymore, and now JoeShmo is having his family make sacrifices, and abruptly decreasing their quality of life solely because he wanted to extend his teenage dream just a little bit longer. It sucks to see.

hey man, this place is for mocking terry kennedy's emotional instability, not truthful and insightful editorials on the collective myopia of skateboarders.

(ps couldn't help but have images of billy marks playing w/ beer pong materials and bowling balls accompanied by sinclair saying billy got divorced during king of the road run through my mind while reading that)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: dannyprovolone on January 08, 2021, 12:27:22 AM
clearly an evil plot to steal the joslin genetics

how else will d way continue his legacy?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: UselessAsshole on January 08, 2021, 01:36:52 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
[close]

He says to himself.

Lol
[close]

Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
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Yeah totally. There’s probably a laundry list of problems we have no idea about, and in reality, are kind of none of our business. I think divorces or separations are often more mutually toxic than either party wants to admit. A lot of the time, both people share equal responsibility, but think they’re 100% the victim in a relationship.
Btw I think you got something mixed up, because I’m literally not the original poster of those comments.
I was just in agreement with some of the edits they made, because I think a lot of guys in this industry don’t seem to understand how truly limited their window is, and don’t do anything to prepare for life after skateboarding. If it’s just you that will have to face the consequences of that, then whatever. But when I see some of these guys in their mid-30s with kids, still hanging on by a thread to the dream even though they’re clearly on their way out of the industry, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. Reason being, once they finally get cut loose and don’t have any backup plan, the kids (who have zero say in the matter) are gonna be fucked as well because their dad was delusional, thought this would last forever, and didn’t prepare for the inevitable. That fucking sucks dude. (Also, yes, I know Joslin probably makes more money than 99% of skateboarders, but my comment is more directed at the industry as a whole than him specifically).
I’m a musician, and I see the same shit in that world all the time. These dudes play in bands that are clearly falling off in the small popularity they have, and rather than try to get their ducks in a row while the band is still profitable and be ready for when the ride is over, they cling on for dear life for another record or two, until nobody gives a fuck about the band anymore, and now JoeShmo is having his family make sacrifices, and abruptly decreasing their quality of life solely because he wanted to extend his teenage dream just a little bit longer. It sucks to see.

I mean maybe you've seen different examples, but I've seen plenty of old dudes that work full time jobs that play a show once every couple of months just for the fun of it. Also, is Chris Joslin that old/washed up?

EDIT I misread that, you're probably talking about big bands that put out like one hit album or song
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 08, 2021, 10:14:53 AM
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All you really need to know is Danny Way liked a few of Julia Joslin's thirst traps and a large number of posters in this thread absolutely hate women.
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What makes you draw that conclusion?

People are criticizing the actions of one woman. Does that make you think they hate all women? That's a very ignorant and simplistic generalisation you are making.

They are also criticizing Joslin. Does that mean they also have all men ?

Are you trolling or serious ? Genuine question

Are you trolling or serious?

He's trolling
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ok boomer on January 08, 2021, 10:28:06 AM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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[close]

Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
[close]

He says to himself.

Lol
[close]

Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
[close]

Yeah totally. There’s probably a laundry list of problems we have no idea about, and in reality, are kind of none of our business. I think divorces or separations are often more mutually toxic than either party wants to admit. A lot of the time, both people share equal responsibility, but think they’re 100% the victim in a relationship.
Btw I think you got something mixed up, because I’m literally not the original poster of those comments.
I was just in agreement with some of the edits they made, because I think a lot of guys in this industry don’t seem to understand how truly limited their window is, and don’t do anything to prepare for life after skateboarding. If it’s just you that will have to face the consequences of that, then whatever. But when I see some of these guys in their mid-30s with kids, still hanging on by a thread to the dream even though they’re clearly on their way out of the industry, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. Reason being, once they finally get cut loose and don’t have any backup plan, the kids (who have zero say in the matter) are gonna be fucked as well because their dad was delusional, thought this would last forever, and didn’t prepare for the inevitable. That fucking sucks dude. (Also, yes, I know Joslin probably makes more money than 99% of skateboarders, but my comment is more directed at the industry as a whole than him specifically).
I’m a musician, and I see the same shit in that world all the time. These dudes play in bands that are clearly falling off in the small popularity they have, and rather than try to get their ducks in a row while the band is still profitable and be ready for when the ride is over, they cling on for dear life for another record or two, until nobody gives a fuck about the band anymore, and now JoeShmo is having his family make sacrifices, and abruptly decreasing their quality of life solely because he wanted to extend his teenage dream just a little bit longer. It sucks to see.
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hey man, this place is for mocking terry kennedy's emotional instability, not truthful and insightful editorials on the collective myopia of skateboarders.

(ps couldn't help but have images of billy marks playing w/ beer pong materials and bowling balls accompanied by sinclair saying billy got divorced during king of the road run through my mind while reading that)

Read that as Billy got divorced while playing beer pong initially.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: ohcomeon on January 08, 2021, 10:38:43 AM
Does the aussie version of TMZ know about this?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: heckler on January 08, 2021, 10:48:28 AM
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All you really need to know is Danny Way liked a few of Julia Joslin's thirst traps and a large number of posters in this thread absolutely hate women.
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What makes you draw that conclusion?

People are criticizing the actions of one woman. Does that make you think they hate all women? That's a very ignorant and simplistic generalisation you are making.

They are also criticizing Joslin. Does that mean they also have all men ?

Are you trolling or serious ? Genuine question

Are you trolling or serious?

It's really quite amazing. It's not just that your ego is so fragile that you can't handle the fact that I pointed out how terrible your views are (what was that, four months ago or something? and you're still hung up on it?), it's that every time you post at me and accuse me of trolling, you prove how fucking stupid you actually are. Every time, without fail.

Do you not realize her toxic femininity is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian, stay at home “mom”s these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Premuim snapchat running, sugar baby whores who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women just as ling as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy.
I just hope he posts revenge nudes. Would like to see his ex's t&v
That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.

There are pages of this shit and I'm hardly the first person to point some of this out. Try reading the thread next time before commenting.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 08, 2021, 10:57:20 AM
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All you really need to know is Danny Way liked a few of Julia Joslin's thirst traps and a large number of posters in this thread absolutely hate women.
[close]

What makes you draw that conclusion?

People are criticizing the actions of one woman. Does that make you think they hate all women? That's a very ignorant and simplistic generalisation you are making.

They are also criticizing Joslin. Does that mean they also have all men ?

Are you trolling or serious ? Genuine question

Are you trolling or serious?
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It's really quite amazing. It's not just that your ego is so fragile that you can't handle the fact that I pointed out how terrible your views are (what was that, four months ago or something? and you're still hung up on it?), it's that every time you post at me and accuse me of trolling, you prove how fucking stupid you actually are. Every time, without fail.

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That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.
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There are pages of this shit and I'm hardly the first person to point some of this out. Try reading the thread next time before commenting.

Lol

Calm down babe
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Pavs323 on January 08, 2021, 11:05:55 AM
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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[close]

Oh man, the absolute harshness in the truth and accuracy of what you said is gonna send some of the people in here off the deep end.
[close]

He says to himself.

Lol
[close]

Also I've no opinion on either of them. But isn't her having an affair and fucking someone else what caused the divorce?

Not him playing with his wooden toy as you call it.
[close]

Yeah totally. There’s probably a laundry list of problems we have no idea about, and in reality, are kind of none of our business. I think divorces or separations are often more mutually toxic than either party wants to admit. A lot of the time, both people share equal responsibility, but think they’re 100% the victim in a relationship.
Btw I think you got something mixed up, because I’m literally not the original poster of those comments.
I was just in agreement with some of the edits they made, because I think a lot of guys in this industry don’t seem to understand how truly limited their window is, and don’t do anything to prepare for life after skateboarding. If it’s just you that will have to face the consequences of that, then whatever. But when I see some of these guys in their mid-30s with kids, still hanging on by a thread to the dream even though they’re clearly on their way out of the industry, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. Reason being, once they finally get cut loose and don’t have any backup plan, the kids (who have zero say in the matter) are gonna be fucked as well because their dad was delusional, thought this would last forever, and didn’t prepare for the inevitable. That fucking sucks dude. (Also, yes, I know Joslin probably makes more money than 99% of skateboarders, but my comment is more directed at the industry as a whole than him specifically).
I’m a musician, and I see the same shit in that world all the time. These dudes play in bands that are clearly falling off in the small popularity they have, and rather than try to get their ducks in a row while the band is still profitable and be ready for when the ride is over, they cling on for dear life for another record or two, until nobody gives a fuck about the band anymore, and now JoeShmo is having his family make sacrifices, and abruptly decreasing their quality of life solely because he wanted to extend his teenage dream just a little bit longer. It sucks to see.
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I mean maybe you've seen different examples, but I've seen plenty of old dudes that work full time jobs that play a show once every couple of months just for the fun of it. Also, is Chris Joslin that old/washed up?
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I was more so discussing the industry as a whole at that point, not specifically Joslin.

Also, my comment was more directed at full time touring bands who don’t know when to stop, rather than the people who play a festival or show every now and then. I’ve got buddies who stopped touring full time before they got into a real hole, and do exactly what you described. They lined something up and now still do the band from time to time just for the fun of it.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: RichardBarkley on January 08, 2021, 11:13:09 AM
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Where did this rumor come from about Julia? Is it just a bad joke that snowballed? Did i miss something?
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All you really need to know is Danny Way liked a few of Julia Joslin's thirst traps and a large number of posters in this thread absolutely hate women.
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What makes you draw that conclusion?

People are criticizing the actions of one woman. Does that make you think they hate all women? That's a very ignorant and simplistic generalisation you are making.

They are also criticizing Joslin. Does that mean they also have all men ?

Are you trolling or serious ? Genuine question

Are you trolling or serious?
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It's really quite amazing. It's not just that your ego is so fragile that you can't handle the fact that I pointed out how terrible your views are (what was that, four months ago or something? and you're still hung up on it?), it's that every time you post at me and accuse me of trolling, you prove how fucking stupid you actually are. Every time, without fail.

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Do you not realize her toxic femininity is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian, stay at home “mom”s these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Premuim snapchat running, sugar baby whores who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women just as ling as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy.
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I just hope he posts revenge nudes. Would like to see his ex's t&v
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That’s straight fucked up yo. She’s happy because she got that etnies money, and she’s got two kids, and now she can get dick. What she is doing is fucking sad and humiliating though to Chris, like fuck we are posting risqué shots of his soon to be divorced wife on the fucking internet for the whole world to see for all of time. I mean TK definitely had it worse, but we love our boy. Like I remember watching some Skip and Shannon like a month ago, and Shannon with his grand words of wisdom said some shit like, if you get a divorce from your spouse, you don’t start going out and fucking around until you’re out of the house and the divorce is finalized, that’s just humiliating to your spouse and lacks all accounts of human decency even if you wanna get yo dick wet. Ghoulia you lacking all accounts of human decency right here, although she looks like a cheatin bitch anyways, so I’m sure she doesn’t have much human decency. Like cheating on people is fucked up, if you’re in an open relationship with your partner and shits agreed upon that’s different and shalom, but like if you both agree to monogamy that’s fucked because you’re essentially getting your cake and eating it too while fucking over your partner.
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There are pages of this shit and I'm hardly the first person to point some of this out. Try reading the thread next time before commenting.

Man you are so fucking stupid to even grasp what I'm saying.

I'm not gonna bother with you.

You dense fake twat
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: KRKD1 on January 10, 2021, 06:51:28 PM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.

Not gonna quote your latest post cause that's a disgrace 2 this board nd 2 much bullshit 2 spam on the rest of the fine fellas that post and shalom here. You and whoever went on with what was just a nice tounge and cheek reflection on how small and obviously flawed that dudes thought process is should focus. You really ruined a quality post there though. with your little emotional debate drabble back and forth. Not to jerk oneself off but the effort at least was commendable and you just fucking ruined it man.

But here's the thing man. No one gives a shit. Or should. I mean I don't at least not any more than what I have to say now. And the majority dont give a shit. Skateboarding great and it's real soulful and passionate and such art and shit but at the end of the day if you cant differentiate between what the majority of a grown ass women need for a stable relationship and you're weird obsession with some dude whose only redeeming quality is he skate good and or some undisclosed homoerotic feelings you have about how being a women married to a guy whose good at child's toy and has the mental capacity of said child. Is something worth fawning over let alone settling down with. But that's seems like it's more of your problem anyways.






Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Panettone on January 10, 2021, 06:58:21 PM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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Not gonna quote your latest post cause that's a disgrace 2 this board nd 2 much bullshit 2 spam on the rest of the fine fellas that post and shalom here. You and whoever went on with what was just a nice tounge and cheek reflection on how small and obviously flawed that dudes thought process. You really ruined a quality post with your little emotional debate drabble.

But here's the thing man. No one gives a shit. Or should. I mean I don't at least not any more than what I have to say now. And the majority dont give a shit. Skateboarding great and it's real soulful and passionate and such art and shit but at the end of the day if you cant differentiate between what the majority of a grown ass women need for a stable relationship and you're weird obsession with some dude whose only redeeming quality is he skate good and or some undisclosed homoerotic feelings you have about how being a women married to a guy whose good at child's toy and has the mental capacity of said child. Is something worth fawning over let alone settling down with. But that's seems like it's more of your problem anyways.

If you think skateboarding is a "child's toy" and pathetic. That's fine..

I am gay yes but what does that have to do with anything? Or I presume I'm reading your post wrong ? I am not english so don't want to jump to conclusions....
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Post by: Panettone on January 10, 2021, 06:58:52 PM
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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Not gonna quote your latest post cause that's a disgrace 2 this board nd 2 much bullshit 2 spam on the rest of the fine fellas that post and shalom here. You and whoever went on with what was just a nice tounge and cheek reflection on how small and obviously flawed that dudes thought process. You really ruined a quality post with your little emotional debate drabble.

But here's the thing man. No one gives a shit. Or should. I mean I don't at least not any more than what I have to say now. And the majority dont give a shit. Skateboarding great and it's real soulful and passionate and such art and shit but at the end of the day if you cant differentiate between what the majority of a grown ass women need for a stable relationship and you're weird obsession with some dude whose only redeeming quality is he skate good and or some undisclosed homoerotic feelings you have about how being a women married to a guy whose good at child's toy and has the mental capacity of said child. Is something worth fawning over let alone settling down with. But that's seems like it's more of your problem anyways.
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If you think skateboarding is a "child's toy" and pathetic. That's fine..

I am gay yes but what does that have to do with anything? Or I presume I'm reading your post wrong ? I am not english so don't want to jump to conclusions....

In response to homoerotic????????
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: conqueso on January 10, 2021, 06:59:45 PM
clearly an evil plot to steal the joslin genetics

how else will d way continue his legacy?

big facts
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Post by: matty_c on January 10, 2021, 07:12:02 PM
You see Jolson in those berrics games of skate, that grip tape he’s got, what’s up with that...it kinda looks like it shows you where to put your feet for shit
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on January 10, 2021, 07:20:15 PM
I don’t think I’ve watched a berrics clip in the last 3 years
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Post by: matty_c on January 10, 2021, 07:32:07 PM
Yeah nah the old ones those battles they had
I dunno I just though of it but I always wondered
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Post by: Magnolia on January 10, 2021, 08:01:08 PM
You see Jolson in those berrics games of skate, that grip tape he’s got, what’s up with that...it kinda looks like it shows you where to put your feet for shit
That would honestly be pretty smart. I do that by aligning my feet with the random splotches of dirt that always end up on my grip.
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Do you not realize her toxic femininity his profoundly immature lifestyle is likely what caused the divorce? Wannabe kardashian Tony hawk, stay  at home “mom”s on the road away from home all the time dads these days are nothing more than glamorized whores. Over idolized man children. Premuim snapchat running stuck on a washed up board company, sugar baby whores one hit wonders with zero marketability in an industry that's ever shrinking financially who dont realize they are 4 years away from hitting the wall with zero life skills and nothing to bring to the table beaides their pussy stories of riding in a van wit tpuds and almost doing some trick down some stair set 99.9 percent of the universe gives no fucks about. But hey, keep gassin up these mentally ill women morons just as long as YOU are willing to foot their bill. Beta boy. fucc boii
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Fuck I know and this is either bait or your some kid to dumb to no better. And even tho I'm a year late I fixed this for you you fucking idiot. Imagine believing some women would be grateful to have you cause you don't believe in science and spend your entire existence worshipping a woodens children toy that you happen 2 be pretty good at riding.


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What you wrote is worse than what he wrote.

Strange outlook. Stupid man

I bet you think your smart though.
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Not gonna quote your latest post cause that's a disgrace 2 this board nd 2 much bullshit 2 spam on the rest of the fine fellas that post and shalom here. You and whoever went on with what was just a nice tounge and cheek reflection on how small and obviously flawed that dudes thought process. You really ruined a quality post with your little emotional debate drabble.

But here's the thing man. No one gives a shit. Or should. I mean I don't at least not any more than what I have to say now. And the majority dont give a shit. Skateboarding great and it's real soulful and passionate and such art and shit but at the end of the day if you cant differentiate between what the majority of a grown ass women need for a stable relationship and you're weird obsession with some dude whose only redeeming quality is he skate good and or some undisclosed homoerotic feelings you have about how being a women married to a guy whose good at child's toy and has the mental capacity of said child. Is something worth fawning over let alone settling down with. But that's seems like it's more of your problem anyways.
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If you think skateboarding is a "child's toy" and pathetic. That's fine..

I am gay yes but what does that have to do with anything? Or I presume I'm reading your post wrong ? I am not english so don't want to jump to conclusions....
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In response to homoerotic????????

Can't you clarify ?????????????..
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: winecrab on February 14, 2021, 05:18:26 PM
Chris Joslin on his wife again.



(https://i.ibb.co/sj4cwnw/Screenshot-20210214-201412.jpg)
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Post by: Coastal Fever on February 14, 2021, 05:26:38 PM
D Way scrolling through his feed like;

(http://www.saladdaysmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/IMG_9077-700x769.jpg)
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on February 14, 2021, 06:18:27 PM
You see Jolson in those berrics games of skate, that grip tape he’s got, what’s up with that...it kinda looks like it shows you where to put your feet for shit


It’s his friend that’s an la based artist that does it for him he sells em under the name idea 562 it’s just stencild grip
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Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on February 14, 2021, 06:21:31 PM
Like there’s no indecators to know where to put ur feet on the grip tho you’ve just miss seen the design hahah
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Post by: Lou Strux on February 14, 2021, 06:40:24 PM
Chris Joslin on his wife again.



(https://i.ibb.co/sj4cwnw/Screenshot-20210214-201412.jpg)
Ahhh, little Daniel Jr. is adorable!
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Post by: BugleBites on February 14, 2021, 06:42:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xtQSfea.jpg)
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Post by: Lou Strux on February 14, 2021, 06:43:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xtQSfea.jpg)
You’re off to a fine start here, my friend.
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Post by: dannyprovolone on February 14, 2021, 06:48:15 PM
ah yes....a family trip to rockstar energy lake
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Post by: Sila on February 14, 2021, 06:52:03 PM
Why do people put this shit on the internet. Some kid in Morocco that skates does not need to be aware that Chris Joslin loves his wife.
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Post by: BugleBites on February 14, 2021, 06:54:43 PM
ah yes....a family trip to rockstar energy lake

 ;D Considered adding a sign but I think it's obvious.
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Post by: h00man on February 14, 2021, 07:48:48 PM
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ah yes....a family trip to rockstar energy lake
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 ;D Considered adding a sign but I think it's obvious.

It's not too late to add more ;)
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Post by: ungzilla on February 14, 2021, 09:48:14 PM
think how fuckin juiced the bass in there are
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Post by: BugleBites on February 14, 2021, 10:56:16 PM
think how fuckin juiced the bass in there are

Nah fam - the Rock-ness monster ate all the fish. He's hella juiced.

(https://i.imgur.com/dJrr4gd.jpg)
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Post by: atheosx on February 14, 2021, 11:53:33 PM
Chris Joslin on his wife again.



(https://i.ibb.co/sj4cwnw/Screenshot-20210214-201412.jpg)

The combed hair does me everytime. I cant decide if its a good change to see a professional skateboarder get their life together but they go too far and become the most stereotypical upper middle class family man or im dissapointed he didnt just make a bunch of cash and then realise oh yeah, im actually just a bit of a fuckup thats why i gravitated to skateboarding. Time to blow it all and follow the conspiracies to DMT town.

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Post by: tuesday on February 15, 2021, 01:48:28 AM
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think how fuckin juiced the bass in there are
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Nah fam - the Rock-ness monster ate all the fish. He's hella juiced.

(https://i.imgur.com/dJrr4gd.jpg)

made me lol. thanks.
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Post by: Eric Dolphy on February 15, 2021, 02:12:22 AM
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Chris Joslin on his wife again.



(https://i.ibb.co/sj4cwnw/Screenshot-20210214-201412.jpg)
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The combed hair does me everytime. I cant decide if its a good change to see a professional skateboarder get their life together but they go too far and become the most stereotypical upper middle class family man or im dissapointed he didnt just make a bunch of cash and then realise oh yeah, im actually just a bit of a fuckup thats why i gravitated to skateboarding. Time to blow it all and follow the conspiracies to DMT town.
His hair looks fine. i didn't even notice it, i was too distracted by that facecrime of a goatee
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Post by: ok boomer on February 15, 2021, 03:54:49 AM
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Nah fam - the Rock-ness monster ate all the fish. He's hella juiced.

(https://i.imgur.com/dJrr4gd.jpg)

THiRsT TraP
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Post by: cky enthusiast on February 15, 2021, 05:40:47 AM
salute to a short king


stay together for the kids
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Post by: Swithflip on February 15, 2021, 07:27:35 AM
Beta
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Post by: mushroom slice on February 15, 2021, 07:28:42 AM
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Chris Joslin on his wife again.



(https://i.ibb.co/sj4cwnw/Screenshot-20210214-201412.jpg)
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The combed hair does me everytime. I cant decide if its a good change to see a professional skateboarder get their life together but they go too far and become the most stereotypical upper middle class family man or im dissapointed he didnt just make a bunch of cash and then realise oh yeah, im actually just a bit of a fuckup thats why i gravitated to skateboarding. Time to blow it all and follow the conspiracies to DMT town.

Drop a pin bro
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Post by: ok boomer on February 15, 2021, 08:18:13 AM
Wish he was doing a heart with his hands in that pic
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Post by: Mmhmm on April 05, 2021, 07:34:38 PM
Did she confirm cheat?
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on April 05, 2021, 07:39:02 PM
He’s got that thing where his eyelids look like lips. Between his eye/lips and that continent of a forehead I feel like it’s a safe bet that his family’s gene pool doesn’t have a deep end.
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Post by: h00man on April 05, 2021, 11:21:22 PM
Did she confirm cheat?

Go DM him like a man and find out for yourself. You won't.
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on April 05, 2021, 11:46:13 PM
Like in Gleaming The Cube when Christian Slater makes himself over in order to date his murdered brother's ex-girlfriend and infiltrate the Vietnamese arms dealers, I imagine Chris Joslin is cleaning up his act to expose the Live Laugh Love Underground.
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Post by: Owen on April 06, 2021, 01:04:08 AM
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Did she confirm cheat?
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Go DM him like a man and find out for yourself. You won't.

Even if you will, don't
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Post by: CurbyPuckit on April 06, 2021, 04:49:52 AM
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You see Jolson in those berrics games of skate, that grip tape he’s got, what’s up with that...it kinda looks like it shows you where to put your feet for shit
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It’s his friend that’s an la based artist that does it for him he sells em under the name idea 562 it’s just stencild grip

Thanks for the info, “Not Chris”
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Post by: k-nutz on June 30, 2021, 10:35:44 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/lWde93JSyq/?hl=en


Nice caption
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Post by: EvenStevieNicks on June 30, 2021, 10:45:51 AM
Yikes...
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Post by: Christmas Complete on June 30, 2021, 10:48:54 AM
Nice caption

Yeah, that sucks, but why the fuck are you digging 7 years into Julia Joslin's IG?
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Post by: RichardBarkley on June 30, 2021, 10:51:25 AM
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Nice caption
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Yeah, that sucks, but why the fuck are you digging 7 years into Julia Joslin's IG?

Lol

Yeah that's the only interesting thing here.
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Post by: k-nutz on June 30, 2021, 11:16:49 AM
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Nice caption
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Yeah, that sucks, but why the fuck are you digging 7 years into Julia Joslin's IG?
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Lol

Yeah that's the only interesting thing here.

The internet is forever.  'There's gold in them thar hills' all you gotta do is find it.

Honestly, I am sitting in my office and aimlessly scrolling through connected instagram pages is more interesting than the work I am supposed to be doing. 
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Post by: ok boomer on June 30, 2021, 11:41:34 AM
what is the caption.. i don't see it through here?
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Post by: Francis Xavier on June 30, 2021, 11:48:26 AM
what is the caption.. i don't see it through here?
"Ninjas" but instead of nj put gg
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Post by: Lisa96 on June 30, 2021, 12:42:58 PM
niggas?
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Post by: Francis Xavier on June 30, 2021, 12:51:42 PM
niggas?
Mmhmm
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Post by: ok boomer on June 30, 2021, 01:01:03 PM
It just hits different
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 30, 2021, 02:06:44 PM
yikes
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Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on June 30, 2021, 03:40:45 PM
His wife ain’t white tho
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Post by: h00man on June 30, 2021, 04:09:40 PM
His wife ain’t white tho

what is she then
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Post by: BugleBites on June 30, 2021, 05:50:26 PM
Edit: Rockstar, not Monster, oops.

(https://i.imgur.com/m513wvq.jpg)
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Post by: Christmas Complete on June 30, 2021, 06:28:28 PM
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what is the caption.. i don't see it through here?
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"Ninjas" but instead of nj put gg

Gingas is our word.  >:(
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Post by: atheosx on June 30, 2021, 06:36:24 PM
:O a bad word used in an entirely nondescript way to its original meaning. How dare she.


Feigning offence is what gives it any power because it really is basically meaningless when used the way she did.


Either way apparently jeebus gave them a hood pass on it. He is our creator according to chris after all.
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Post by: Mouth on June 30, 2021, 06:56:05 PM
I am outraged.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on June 30, 2021, 07:09:38 PM
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"Ninjas" but instead of nj put gg
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Gingas is our word.  >:(
I apologize my red-headed pal
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Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on July 02, 2021, 06:38:58 PM
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His wife ain’t white tho
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what is she then

Of Hispanic/Mexican descent I believe he said on the nine club
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Post by: conqueso on July 02, 2021, 06:52:07 PM
Ah yes pullin a ricky oyola

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Post by: Noble Experiment on July 02, 2021, 07:49:25 PM
Ah yes pullin a r̶i̶c̶k̶y̶ ̶o̶y̶o̶l̶a̶ Ethan Fowler
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Post by: HiResDes on July 06, 2021, 04:16:04 PM
Damn Chris is anti-vax I would say I'm surprised but you gotta be a little delusional to jump down the shit he does with such reckless abandon.
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Post by: arrbee on July 06, 2021, 04:24:54 PM
Damn Chris is anti-vax I would say I'm surprised but you gotta be a little delusional to jump the shit he does with such reckless abandon.

Nah, heard he’s got AAA so he’s all set
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Post by: Pete on July 06, 2021, 05:01:04 PM
ethan fowler needs to crawl out of whatever PNW apocolypse bunker he sleeps standing straight up inside of at night, and come out as being Dominican this whole time.




free max b
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Freelancevagrant on July 07, 2021, 08:49:20 PM
ethan fowler needs to crawl out of whatever PNW apocolypse bunker he sleeps standing straight up inside of at night, and come out as being Dominican this whole time.




free max b

I heard he was actually Puerto Rican. Not just any Puerto Rican, but he was/is actually Big Pun. I’ve never seen them in the same room. Granted, I’ve never seen either of them in any room, but hear me out. The stories and timelines match up and it’s hard to refute.

Here is the story as I heard it… He was doing well skating after releasing a few stand out parts. Lesser known videos aside, he made a splash with the spitfire video, a visual sound, and tincan folklore. He loved skating, but wanted to return to his roots. His roots as a morbidly obese underground rapper from the Bronx.

In between filming parts he did some features with fat Joe and we began to “watch his status escalate.” After wrapping up tin can folklore he began to work on his seminal release, Capital Punishment. For a few years he was basically releasing some footage that had already been recorded but would on occasion show up for a sesh. He and Fat Joe realized that they were on top of the world being the “fat ones that you love to hate.” But Fowler realized his time as Pun was taking a toll on him, mentally and physically.

The constant toll of gaining and losing weight took a gigantic toll on him. A 698lbs toll on him to be exact. In an act of desperation, Fowler as Pun recruited some of his homies from both the hip hop scene and the New York City skate scene to help him fake his death. Primarily and ironically the main people that helped out were the gravediggaz, rb umali, onyx, quim, fat joe, smif-n-wessun, javier nunez, and harold hunter.

Fowler lost the extra weight while filming for art bars and we were none the wiser. Also, in the beginning of his part in cataclysmic abyss it sounds like he says, “talk about stick… oww that was my body”. What he ACTUALLY said was, “talk about smif… owww that was like gotti.” It’s like he was rubbing our faces in it the whole time.

Again, this is all here-say, but the evidence is damning. It’s safe to say I’m a Fowler-Truther.
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Post by: Lisa96 on July 08, 2021, 03:48:15 AM
wow how long were you tinkering away in your workshop to make that post?
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Freelancevagrant on July 08, 2021, 07:09:21 AM
wow how long were you tinkering away in your workshop to make that post?

Investigative journalism can take months, even years.

But I went over my notes and pieced it together in about 10 minutes. 
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: nickpaolucci on August 16, 2021, 05:40:15 AM
Did she really cheat?

yes, w/ the assistant mgr. at Target.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: LURKIN RENOIR on August 16, 2021, 05:52:11 AM
Are you skaters or stalkers? Is this even remotely skate related?
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Post by: ok boomer on August 16, 2021, 06:06:31 AM
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Did she really cheat?
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yes, w/ the assistant mgr. at Target.

insane
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: lucascbn on August 16, 2021, 06:39:51 AM
Are you skaters or stalkers? Is this even remotely skate related?

You forgot about gossip and shit talkers, and to your question, yes we are all the afore mentioned.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on August 16, 2021, 09:39:24 AM
YALL BE DICKWATCHING
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on June 22, 2023, 07:12:53 PM
On kiiara
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: jakeumms on June 22, 2023, 07:47:03 PM
On kiiara
Like low kii savage kiiara?
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Post by: lurkluke on June 22, 2023, 08:47:41 PM
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On kiiara
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Like low kii savage kiiara?

Yeah... second pic

https://www.instagram.com/p/CtroVo2uKRU/

(also I always thought she was black. I only know the song Gold, which is a fckn banger... but never looked her up past that).
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Post by: switchfakie on June 22, 2023, 09:47:51 PM
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On kiiara
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Like low kii savage kiiara?

are we supposed to know who these people are
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: DCLOVE on June 22, 2023, 11:25:03 PM
Damn he wasted nearly all of his twenties and dropped hundreds of thousands on that first wife and all he got is two of the worlds ugliest kids and alimony payments.
Title: Re: chris joslin of his wife.
Post by: jakeumms on June 22, 2023, 11:42:43 PM
Damn he wasted nearly all of his twenties and dropped hundreds of thousands on that first wife and all he got is two of the worlds ugliest kids and alimony payments.
It's a weird arc from them to a pop star

Also it was worth it based on how insanely close to Target they were
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Post by: biaherl on June 23, 2023, 06:22:09 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/TcFwX2j/FCE0-CFC9-9569-4307-9-E43-138112-E42-E1-C.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
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Post by: JoseCansnake0 on June 23, 2023, 06:57:56 AM
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Hahaaaaaa. Holy hell, thanks for the laugh