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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: HORSES on May 20, 2020, 09:11:38 PM
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Came across this, which is truly horrific, but not in the least bit surprising from Crailtap. What are some other examples of advertising that just doesn't hit and makes you shake your head?
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Belle & Sebastian suck.
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i'm hoping for flight longboards, George.
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Mob grip has some terrible ads. They are portraits on the back cover of thrasher, very embarrassing to own
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wI-a52ELoo
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I think Templeton's first ad where his name is omitted is pretty incompetent especially considering it was the first 50-50 on a handrail ever printed.
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Those neff ads of just their face were pretty bad
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I knew it had to be a Crailtap meme, they're at the top of maintaining failure with them.
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i'm hoping for flight longboards, George.
Flight might have partially come from their downhill program.
George is holding a Kevin Reimer board, maybe the best downhill racer in the world. LOTS of R&D went into that, they definitely didn’t shit it out as a cash grab. So that stiffening/strengthening tech probably fed into the Flight development.
Powell has made cruiser longboards in the past (I remember an old ad of Cab doing a G turn in one), but not at the moment. No one who wants to cruise in Birkenstock’s is going to pay the price for a high-end downhill axe.
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Belle & Sebastian suck.
I know we’re all angry but come on
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wI-a52ELoo
bad or not, this is the only asmr video ive watched all the way through
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Those neff ads of just their face were pretty bad
lol do ppl actually wear Neff? Fuck their advertising, the product itself looks like some shit circus clowns wear when they're not at the circus but rather out and about stocking up on soda water. I see Neff in stores all over the place but the only Neff proddy I've seen out in the wild is on some production assistant chick on a movie set at the studio I work for. I walked past her and saw that her sweatshirt said Neff and was like to myself, "Okay, note to self: this lady's a kook." I wouldn't be caught dead in Neff gear. Maybe if I was somewhere where it was really cold and I didn't have anything else to use to cover up from the elements...but that's just me.
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Those neff ads of just their face were pretty bad
lol do ppl actually wear Neff? Fuck their advertising, the product itself looks like some shit circus clowns wear when they're not at the circus but rather out and about stocking up on soda water. I see Neff in stores all over the place but the only Neff proddy I've seen out in the wild is on some production assistant chick on a movie set at the studio I work for. I walked past her and saw that her sweatshirt said Neff and was like to myself, "Okay, note to self: this lady's a kook." I wouldn't be caught dead in Neff gear. Maybe if I was somewhere where it was really cold and I didn't have anything else to use to cover up from the elements...but that's just me.
i think juggalos/raver burnouts wear it. i used to see it at Ross/Marshalls a bunch.
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I know we’re all angry but come on
Belle & Sebastian really do suck. They came into existence so they could pony up with Wes Anderson.
Fuck Spike Jonze, too, while we're at it. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
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I know we’re all angry but come on
Fuck Spike Jonze, too, while we're at it. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
you're fucking stupid
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Those neff ads of just their face were pretty bad
lol do ppl actually wear Neff? Fuck their advertising, the product itself looks like some shit circus clowns wear when they're not at the circus but rather out and about stocking up on soda water. I see Neff in stores all over the place but the only Neff proddy I've seen out in the wild is on some production assistant chick on a movie set at the studio I work for. I walked past her and saw that her sweatshirt said Neff and was like to myself, "Okay, note to self: this lady's a kook." I wouldn't be caught dead in Neff gear. Maybe if I was somewhere where it was really cold and I didn't have anything else to use to cover up from the elements...but that's just me.
Thought that was more of a snow brand. I see a lot of it on the slopes. But it's certainly not the brand for me.
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on the opposite note, i remember watching these when i was younger and thinking the old Krux ads were super rad
Back in the day when it was dudes like Cairo and Louie on the team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0dLQ_RJ2rc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DUaQJLf4EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ggNN7G9OiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ_tY4ck1Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy5qvNz5N18
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"Fuck the rest, Ride the best"
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Belle & Sebastian suck.
oh look. it's too micropenis to fuck. welcome back troll
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Belle & Sebastian suck.
On topic, I really loved those milk ads where everybody has cum on their faces.
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On topic, I really loved those milk ads where everybody has cum on their faces.
#metoo
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On topic, I really loved those milk ads where everybody has cum on their faces.
#gotjizzed
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the emails I get from eS continually depreSs me
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the emails I get from eS continually depreSs me
Es doesn't matter till they re-release the slb
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Lenny Rivas in clown makeup
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on the opposite note, i remember watching these when i was younger and thinking the old Krux ads were super rad
Back in the day when it was dudes like Cairo and Louie on the team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0dLQ_RJ2rc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DUaQJLf4EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ggNN7G9OiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ_tY4ck1Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy5qvNz5N18
Yeah the handstand one is so goddamn funny.
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I know we’re all angry but come on
Fuck Spike Jonze, too, while we're at it. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
you're fucking stupid
B&S were gold up until Catastrophe Waitress. Then I switched to Camera Obscura.
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How about that time a fake Ben Nordberg account made fun of Chris Cole's sponsored #GoPro / Tour De France post and Cobra @ replied, clearly fooled and talked shit back to Ben Nordberg.
The real Nordberg replied to Cobra saying it wasn't him LOL
(https://i.imgur.com/ZuZDUFY.png)
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the emails I get from eS continually depreSs me
Es doesn't matter till they re-release the slb
Are you joking? eS is making the hottest shit out right now.
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the emails I get from eS continually depreSs me
Es doesn't matter till they re-release the slb
Are you joking? eS is making the hottest shit out right now.
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https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=60152.30
Best enjoi ads.
Not sure if this is enjoi or Tiltmode, but the guy doing a tailslide filmed by a giant VX1000 with a mirror for a lens. Very humorous. "Deathlens", etc. Trying to find the image to post it, I even tried Google, I came across what was obviously a landslide of shit ads. Most referenced in the thread I've linked to fall into that category.
Mullen was their autistic* soul.
EDIT: * artistic. Come to think of it this may have had nothing to do with enjoi or Tiltmode.
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I know we’re all angry but come on
Fuck Spike Jonze, too, while we're at it. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
you're fucking stupid
B&S were gold up until Catastrophe Waitress. Then I switched to Camera Obscura.
Aye, Wullie. You called it on Belle & Sebastian. Stellar discography until then. Camera Obscura were great, too (R.I.P. Carey).
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In TWS (or the skateboard mag?) there used to be US ARMY ads. I've looked but can't find them online. We had a few skate mags monthly at my very small highschool's library - a few older skaters before my time had signed them up and they kept coming. I would cut out ads I liked, but remember cutting these out and trashing them. Shame on any publication geared toward kids that promotes joining the military before they're old enough to make informed decisions.
any of the old 1/4 page ads in lowcard are pretty fucking cringe worthy.
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the emails I get from eS continually depreSs me
Es doesn't matter till they re-release the slb
You mean re-release or re-re-lease?
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the emails I get from eS continually depreSs me
Es doesn't matter till they re-release the slb
They already did and nobody bought it
They might not re-re-release it
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In TWS (or the skateboard mag?) there used to be US ARMY ads. I've looked but can't find them online. We had a few skate mags monthly at my very small highschool's library - a few older skaters before my time had signed them up and they kept coming. I would cut out ads I liked, but remember cutting these out and trashing them. Shame on any publication geared toward kids that promotes joining the military before they're old enough to make informed decisions.
Har har har
Pink Floyd - Golden Boy
Probably the best decision you never made.
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When pj and Stanton got on plan b.
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How about that time a fake Ben Nordberg account made fun of Chris Cole's sponsored #GoPro / Tour De France post and Cobra @ replied, clearly fooled and talked shit back to Ben Nordberg.
The real Nordberg replied to Cobra saying it wasn't him LOL
(https://i.imgur.com/ZuZDUFY.png)
Well, he certainly wasn't wrong.
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There's an entire article about this in the newest Thrasher
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On topic, I really loved those milk ads where everybody has cum on their faces.
#gotmilt?
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Was it an Osiris or a Shorty's Kids ad back in the mid-2000's that had three separate photos of young kids hitting big handrails with their age in a bigger font than their names and then one more panel at the bottom that said 'keep skateboarding fun'? Always thought the irony in that one was quite something.
Can't remember who those kids were exactly, but IIRC one or two of them turned out to become pretty big names.
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https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=60152.30
Best enjoi ads.
Not sure if this is enjoi or Tiltmode, but the guy doing a tailslide filmed by a giant VX1000 with a mirror for a lens. Very humorous. "Deathlens", etc. Trying to find the image to post it, I even tried Google, I came across what was obviously a landslide of shit ads. Most referenced in the thread I've linked to fall into that category.
Mullen was their autistic* soul.
EDIT: * artistic. Come to think of it this may have had nothing to do with enjoi or Tiltmode.
(https://i.imgur.com/PRuahJch.jpg)
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
You have something against booze and broads?
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
You have something against booze and broads?
I do.
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
You have something against booze and broads?
I do.
That's expected though dude you're a peepee lover 😋
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
You have something against booze and broads?
I do.
That's expected though dude you're a peeper lover 😋
We dont take kindly to eyeball fetishists 'round these parts.
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
You have something against booze and broads?
I do.
That's expected though dude you're a peeper lover 😋
You're quick haha
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CAig_QOszaq/?igshid=1oeya7pb2rs5w
Baskin is innocent.
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fuck the best, ride the rest haha
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
Like you said, atleast Zered & Unc. Fred got paid, but this whole company was dedicated to catering to the SiMPLife
"Think how many men pay for boners/sex! What if they all bought our wheels?"
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i remember anything with Simon Woodstock in it would piss me off. fucking stupid looking shit.
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Was it an Osiris or a Shorty's Kids ad back in the mid-2000's that had three separate photos of young kids hitting big handrails with their age in a bigger font than their names and then one more panel at the bottom that said 'keep skateboarding fun'? Always thought the irony in that one was quite something.
Can't remember who those kids were exactly, but IIRC one or two of them turned out to become pretty big names.
I know two of them were Torrey pudwill, and Marius. I think the other one might’ve been baby Wes kremer.
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
Like you said, atleast Zered & Unc. Fred got paid, but this whole company was dedicated to catering to the SiMPLife
"Think how many men pay for boners/sex! What if they all bought our wheels?"
You really hate masculinity huh
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
Like you said, atleast Zered & Unc. Fred got paid, but this whole company was dedicated to catering to the SiMPLife
"Think how many men pay for boners/sex! What if they all bought our wheels?"
You really hate masculinity huh
Pointing out something obvious, but clearly overlooked here; you are equating their taking exception to the objectification of humans, and the exploitation of the emotional/physical needs of other humans to a disdain for masculinity. Maybe the marketing didn’t land well with them, because, sexy or no, it’s in questionable taste. Maybe they’re just not the target audience. I don’t know.
But your leap to defend a notion of masculinity that wasn’t in any way under attack speaks volumes.
For the record: I was a fan of the ads, even if I never bought a set of Hubbas. That shit would be embarrassing to be seen on.
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i remember anything with Simon Woodstock in it would piss me off. fucking stupid looking shit.
I always gave Sonic a pass.
Unrelated note, one of my issues of Slap from 1995 had a scented cardboard cK One ad right in the middle. The whole magazine ended up smelling like unisex cologne.
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I'm sorry for Fred, but the whole Hubba Wheels art direction was awful
Like you said, atleast Zered & Unc. Fred got paid, but this whole company was dedicated to catering to the SiMPLife
"Think how many men pay for boners/sex! What if they all bought our wheels?"
You really hate masculinity huh
But your leap to defend a notion of masculinity that wasn’t in any way under attack speaks volumes.
For the record: I was a fan of the ads, even if I never bought a set of Hubbas. That shit would be embarrassing to be seen on.
Masculine dudes have loved T and A and booze for ages but now there's so many sissies looking down on it. So I guess yeah sissies aren't the target audience.
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https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=60152.30
Best enjoi ads.
Not sure if this is enjoi or Tiltmode, but the guy doing a tailslide filmed by a giant VX1000 with a mirror for a lens. Very humorous. "Deathlens", etc. Trying to find the image to post it, I even tried Google, I came across what was obviously a landslide of shit ads. Most referenced in the thread I've linked to fall into that category.
Mullen was their autistic* soul.
EDIT: * artistic. Come to think of it this may have had nothing to do with enjoi or Tiltmode.
(https://i.imgur.com/PRuahJch.jpg)
It was also ran as the ad for Man Down.
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I know we’re all angry but come on
Fuck Spike Jonze, too, while we're at it. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
you're fucking stupid
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It was also ran as the ad for Man Down.
Very pleased.
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I know we’re all angry but come on
Fuck Spike Jonze, too, while we're at it. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
you're fucking stupid
B&S were gold up until Catastrophe Waitress. Then I switched to Camera Obscura.
Aye, Wullie. You called it on Belle & Sebastian. Stellar discography until then. Camera Obscura were great, too (R.I.P. Carey).
Camera Obscura were so good. I got to see them in Nashville and we were right up front and Carey kept looking at me and I thought it was just in my head but then my wife (then GF) said, "why does she keep looking at you? Do you have something on you?"
Anyways, at the end of the show I swiped her set list that she left behind. It has her shoe print on it and it's in a frame now.
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as far as ads in Covid time, this is pretty sick actually. kf back lip in jorts.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAgHELUME6X/
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I know we’re all angry but come on
Fuck Spike Jonze, too, while we're at it. Whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
you're fucking stupid
B&S were gold up until Catastrophe Waitress. Then I switched to Camera Obscura.
Aye, Wullie. You called it on Belle & Sebastian. Stellar discography until then. Camera Obscura were great, too (R.I.P. Carey).
Camera Obscura were so good. I got to see them in Nashville and we were right up front and Carey kept looking at me and I thought it was just in my head but then my wife (then GF) said, "why does she keep looking at you? Do you have something on you?"
Anyways, at the end of the show I swiped her set list that she left behind. It has her shoe print on it and it's in a frame now.
Totally agree “Dear Catastrophe...” was the last great album.
Always backed Aberfeldy wish they did more.
RIP to Carey that was devastating.
Nice Little Wednesday. Bring back that Crailtap.
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(https://i.ibb.co/zHj6VGW/godspeedad.jpg)
I haven't seen this obviously. Maybe there's a slight chance it could be "good". I feel sorry for Worrest and others if its not.
Imagine thinking this was a good logo?
(https://i.ibb.co/tZMDQJw/iC-logo.jpg)
Imagine not knowing what "Thrashin'" is and claiming to be skateboarder?
(https://i.ibb.co/8s9P0SJ/LOL-godspeed.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/zHj6VGW/godspeedad.jpg)
I haven't seen this obviously. Maybe there's a slight chance it could be "good". I feel sorry for Worrest and others if its not.
Imagine thinking this was a good logo?
(https://i.ibb.co/tZMDQJw/iC-logo.jpg)
Imagine not knowing what "Thrashin'" is and claiming to be skateboarder?
(https://i.ibb.co/8s9P0SJ/LOL-godspeed.jpg)
Josh Brolin cameo???
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Belle & Sebastian suck.
I loved belle and sebastian when I was 16/17, I mean, who didn't at that age?
I went back and listened to dear catastrophe waitress a few months ago and holy shit what was I thinking... oh yeah, hormones.
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I've definitely seen some ads that make me wonder what the marketing team was thinking... There was this one local car dealership ad that was so over the top, it was almost comical. The owner was dressed as a superhero, flying around the cars - it was just too much. I remember watching it and just laughing because it felt so out of place.
Did you bump a three year old thread to talk about a car dealership ad, and not even show the ad?
You're crazy for this one.
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I loved belle and sebastian when I was 16/17, I mean, who didn't at that age?
I went back and listened to dear catastrophe waitress a few months ago and holy shit what was I thinking... oh yeah, hormones.
the crail couch song makes me happy
Otherwise the album doesn’t do much for me
Edit: calling it now the account who bumped this is a Jinn proxy
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Those neff ads of just their face were pretty bad
lol do ppl actually wear Neff? Fuck their advertising, the product itself looks like some shit circus clowns wear when they're not at the circus but rather out and about stocking up on soda water. I see Neff in stores all over the place but the only Neff proddy I've seen out in the wild is on some production assistant chick on a movie set at the studio I work for. I walked past her and saw that her sweatshirt said Neff and was like to myself, "Okay, note to self: this lady's a kook." I wouldn't be caught dead in Neff gear. Maybe if I was somewhere where it was really cold and I didn't have anything else to use to cover up from the elements...but that's just me.
I’ve asked before and maybe you answered, but do you mind indulging me one more time and tell me who the Frank Zappa & Stevie wonder kid is/from?
Thanks @WeirdBeach
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Belle & Sebastian convo made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc3TYIIpOZM&ab_channel=tinmachine08 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc3TYIIpOZM&ab_channel=tinmachine08)
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Belle & Sebastian convo made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc3TYIIpOZM&ab_channel=tinmachine08 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc3TYIIpOZM&ab_channel=tinmachine08)
great flick.
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Belle and Sebastian almost as bad asscat power. Why the hell yall listen to that shit? Saw cat power play once all she did was cry. I pay 40 dollars to watch a lady cry! Fuck cat power. I rather give my money to Joel gion and Anton and watch them box of I’m fuckingbwith guitars music.
I saw Belle and Sebastian once but I have no memory of it.
But the song The Boy with the Arab Strap came up on Spotify the other day and I dug it heaps. So I think I like them.
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Belle and Sebastian almost as bad asscat power. Why the hell yall listen to that shit? Saw cat power play once all she did was cry. I pay 40 dollars to watch a lady cry! Fuck cat power. I rather give my money to Joel gion and Anton and watch them box of I’m fuckingbwith guitars music.
I saw Belle and Sebastian once but I have no memory of it.
But the song The Boy with the Arab Strap came up on Spotify the other day and I dug it heaps. So I think I like them.
I chose to listen to Dress Up in You and Another Sunny Day yesterday and I enjoyed both songs quite well.
Still can’t get into Arcade Fire though :o
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not here for any belle & sebastian slander, fantastic group. their first two albums + all the EPs from that time period are untouchable and they're still remarkably consistent, they even put out two good albums within the last year, and their live shows are always super fun (and they sound great)
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Belle and Sebastian almost as bad asscat power. Why the hell yall listen to that shit? Saw cat power play once all she did was cry. I pay 40 dollars to watch a lady cry! Fuck cat power. I rather give my money to Joel gion and Anton and watch them box of I’m fuckingbwith guitars music.
I saw Belle and Sebastian once but I have no memory of it.
But the song The Boy with the Arab Strap came up on Spotify the other day and I dug it heaps. So I think I like them.
I chose to listen to Dress Up in You and Another Sunny Day yesterday and I enjoyed both songs quite well.
Still can’t get into Arcade Fire though :o
Arcade Fire, more like Dumpster Fire
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the 2000s were the worst decade for music, ugh
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Belle and Sebastian almost as bad asscat power. Why the hell yall listen to that shit? Saw cat power play once all she did was cry. I pay 40 dollars to watch a lady cry! Fuck cat power. I rather give my money to Joel gion and Anton and watch them box of I’m fuckingbwith guitars music.
I saw Belle and Sebastian once but I have no memory of it.
But the song The Boy with the Arab Strap came up on Spotify the other day and I dug it heaps. So I think I like them.
I chose to listen to Dress Up in You and Another Sunny Day yesterday and I enjoyed both songs quite well.
Still can’t get into Arcade Fire though :o
I feel like I have to clairfy my Belle and Sebastian take... I didn't totally hate them, or cringe while listening to them recently, they just didn't hit me the same way it did when I was a teenager. that's to be expected as you get older and your tastes change and develop, for sure, but it did bring up some enjoyable and deep nostalgic memories - those memories that are sweet yet painful, easy to remember, but somewhat hard to relive. "walking through the hallways in high school," is how I would describe it.
that same day I relistened to B&S I also listened to My Maudlin Career by Camera Obscura, and that album hits a little deeper for me.
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This is on the eS website:
The éS QUATTRO debuted in 1998, the same year as Google was founded. Both were revolutionary in the their respective worlds. The QUATTRO sold out so fast, we believe if it wasn’t for this shoe, the search engine – Google, wouldn’t be as popular as it is today. Ronnie Creager & Rick McCrank were both fans of the éS QUATTRO thanks to its supreme comfort, boardfeel, and its stunning appearance - the best option before Tinder! Want to get laid, paid and get an upgrade… the NEW updated éS QUATTRO is for you!
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This is on the eS website:
The éS QUATTRO debuted in 1998, the same year as Google was founded. Both were revolutionary in the their respective worlds. The QUATTRO sold out so fast, we believe if it wasn’t for this shoe, the search engine – Google, wouldn’t be as popular as it is today. Ronnie Creager & Rick McCrank were both fans of the éS QUATTRO thanks to its supreme comfort, boardfeel, and its stunning appearance - the best option before Tinder! Want to get laid, paid and get an upgrade… the NEW updated éS QUATTRO is for you!
Kelly Hart probably wrote the description.
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This is on the eS website:
The éS QUATTRO debuted in 1998, the same year as Google was founded. Both were revolutionary in the their respective worlds. The QUATTRO sold out so fast, we believe if it wasn’t for this shoe, the search engine – Google, wouldn’t be as popular as it is today. Ronnie Creager & Rick McCrank were both fans of the éS QUATTRO thanks to its supreme comfort, boardfeel, and its stunning appearance - the best option before Tinder! Want to get laid, paid and get an upgrade… the NEW updated éS QUATTRO is for you!
actual diarrhea in text form
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giJZy4l0p3g
“The white and green for this colorway were inspired by being outdoors. The white represents the clouds in the sky and the green is the trees that grow tall to touch them.” -Trevor McClung
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC0yDDgdKnY&ab_channel=BONESWHEELS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC0yDDgdKnY&ab_channel=BONESWHEELS)
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This is on the eS website:
The éS QUATTRO debuted in 1998, the same year as Google was founded. Both were revolutionary in the their respective worlds. The QUATTRO sold out so fast, we believe if it wasn’t for this shoe, the search engine – Google, wouldn’t be as popular as it is today. Ronnie Creager & Rick McCrank were both fans of the éS QUATTRO thanks to its supreme comfort, boardfeel, and its stunning appearance - the best option before Tinder! Want to get laid, paid and get an upgrade… the NEW updated éS QUATTRO is for you!
I was thinking Kelly or Steezus for sure
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This is on the eS website:
The éS QUATTRO debuted in 1998, the same year as Google was founded. Both were revolutionary in the their respective worlds. The QUATTRO sold out so fast, we believe if it wasn’t for this shoe, the search engine – Google, wouldn’t be as popular as it is today. Ronnie Creager & Rick McCrank were both fans of the éS QUATTRO thanks to its supreme comfort, boardfeel, and its stunning appearance - the best option before Tinder! Want to get laid, paid and get an upgrade… the NEW updated éS QUATTRO is for you!
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