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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Dooky-shoes on September 23, 2021, 04:31:59 PM
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Would you rather be able to do anything you want a skateboard, receive no recognition and for the most part “suck” in the eyes of others or…be at your current quality of skating, if not worse, and be considered a legend? Money and fame. All that shit.
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If you asked me when I was younger I'd say legend status but since I've grown up and collected some serious injuries under my belt I'd say be a nobody with all the ability. I don't want to put my body on the line for money, period. Also, I would love to do 10 foot backside airs and switch tre bs nosegrinds.
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i would trade many things to be able to do any trick. i already suck and i'm sure people skating around me are aware of that. if they think i suck but i actually land shit i'm entirely ok with that
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I’ve always skated because I enjoy it, not to get famous. So I’d be cool being seen as someone who is shit as long as I get to do the stuff I like.
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I really just want to flex on as many people as possible
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this is not what I thought this was going to be
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Would you rather fuck a dude or your sister?
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Poop out a softball I guess
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Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.
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Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.
I choose Darkstar wheels in my Chet Thomas hole. Am I doing this right?
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At first i thought if i could just get a kickflip up and down stuff consistently, i'd be set and satisfied and would no longer pine for more. Got em down eventually.
Few years later, i grew unsatisfied, and I thought that if I could tre consistently, i'd be set and satisfied. Got em down eventually
now i lie awake thinking about how i'd be forever content if i could just slide the fuck out of bs tails. I swear, God, i will never ask for another trick, just give me this.
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so be pine or me . good question
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so be pine or me . good question
Haha! Pretty much
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Would you rather be able to do all the kickflip variations, or all the heelflip variations?
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Would you rather be able to do all the kickflip variations, or all the heelflip variations?
I guess heel flip. Altho I'd never laser flip and would miss 3flips. Assuming you were perfect you could do heel flip tricks much higher than you could kickflip just based on how human legs/hips work.
Would you rather take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson or a load in the face from magic Johnson?
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Would you rather be able to do all the kickflip variations, or all the heelflip variations?
I guess heel flip. Altho I'd never laser flip and would miss 3flips. Assuming you were perfect you could do heel flip tricks much higher than you could kickflip just based on how human legs/hips work.
Would you rather take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson or a load in the face from magic Johnson?
Prime 90s Mike Tyson or older 2020 Money Fight Mike Tyson?
A jab or his signature shovel hook?
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So I could basically just keep skating for fun and get money for it? Yeah that's gonna be it. Don't know about actual fame though, getting bothered every time you leave your house sounds like hell.
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Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.
I choose Darkstar wheels in my Chet Thomas hole. Am I doing this right?
Yup!
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
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Would you rather fuck a dude or your sister?
Dude for sure, as long as it’s a random
Not keen on banging either of my sisters at all
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Would you rather pee out a popsicle stick or poop out a 1 foot long 2X6?
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my friend Kev used to always ask me "would you rather bumfuck Ryan, or die?" (Ryan was a guy)
normally id just say fuck off
but
one time I said "I dont know man, what would you do?"
and he said "I think you know the answer"
and i said "no dude, thats why i asked you"
he said "Die, obviously!"
me: "..."
rip Kev
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both, at the same time
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Would rather be able to do whatever tricks I want. Skating is fun. Would not want to be famous. If I could go out and backside flip everything in sight, I would be hyped on me
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Would you rather: have tastebuds in your asshole, or addbuds in your taste hole?
…And no, not somebody else’s.
I choose Darkstar wheels in my Chet Thomas hole. Am I doing this right?
That might be bigger than a softball
(https://pixl.varagesale.com/http://s3.amazonaws.com/hopshop-image-store-production/44431711/7c918831b7965e3f88c2391ebca78839.jpg?_ver=large&w=1500&h=1500&fit=max&s=050bcdf4223a6c422432d0e4546791f2)
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https://youtu.be/ZszMbg_IOCQ
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the former. literally anything on a board i want to do. give a shit about fame
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i’m already considered a legend so just give me (even more) skill i guess
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Basically be a hometown hero or a Supreme pro.
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Team Softball
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Not trying to break the game with reality but you should really choose the marble. Realistically you won't be able to get either out and will require surgery. Getting a marble out of your urethra will be considerably less life altering.
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Not trying to break the game with reality but you should really choose the marble. Realistically you won't be able to get either out and will require surgery. Getting a marble out of your urethra will be considerably less life altering.
You don't know what I'm capable of. Softball all the way
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Sometimes I have lucid dreams where I'm doing perfect 5-0s around the entire deep end of a pool effortlessly, over and over. That's good enough for me.
This is all I ever wanted out of skateboarding.