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Title: Smartest people in skateboarding
Post by: modern life is war on December 27, 2022, 09:59:51 PM
Who are they? Aside from Mark Suciu.
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Post by: urbneathme on December 27, 2022, 10:02:58 PM
not you
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Post by: Terminal on December 27, 2022, 11:39:21 PM
The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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Post by: Mean salto on December 27, 2022, 11:54:49 PM
The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
But he's just a hobbyist his education serves no purpose. May as well be an adult thinking you're better than others because you know all the Pokemons names.

Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something
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Post by: bohemian on December 27, 2022, 11:57:37 PM
Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something

obscure and surprising lmao
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Post by: Terminal on December 28, 2022, 12:02:46 AM
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The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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But he's just a hobbyist his education serves no purpose. May as well be an adult thinking you're better than others because you know all the Pokemons names.

Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something
What do you mean by hobbyist and his education serves no purpose, not trolling, genuine question. What does he actually study? I only know he was/is in tertiary education. What field?
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Post by: McSqueeb on December 28, 2022, 01:17:12 AM
I was impressed to find out that old vert pro Darren Menditto is an ER doctor… serious shredder back in the day
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Post by: Mean salto on December 28, 2022, 01:27:16 AM
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The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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But he's just a hobbyist his education serves no purpose. May as well be an adult thinking you're better than others because you know all the Pokemons names.

Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something
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What do you mean by hobbyist and his education serves no purpose, not trolling, genuine question. What does he actually study? I only know he was/is in tertiary education. What field?
Well I am trolling a little lol. I like suciu but he's just classic rich kid. He's not a doctor or engineer or anything the planet needs that also takes a lot of work/need to genuinely be smart. I don't even know what exactly he studied either but think hes talked about architecture and prob literature which is just what every wanky rich kid goes to uni for
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Post by: Sloppy Krooks on December 28, 2022, 01:44:59 AM
I think Ben Koppl has a double degree. And is pretty damn sharp.
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Post by: Prostate Exam on December 28, 2022, 01:50:45 AM
KB
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Post by: WavyDavy on December 28, 2022, 02:22:05 AM
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The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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But he's just a hobbyist his education serves no purpose. May as well be an adult thinking you're better than others because you know all the Pokemons names.

Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something
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What do you mean by hobbyist and his education serves no purpose, not trolling, genuine question. What does he actually study? I only know he was/is in tertiary education. What field?
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Well I am trolling a little lol. I like suciu but he's just classic rich kid. He's not a doctor or engineer or anything the planet needs that also takes a lot of work/need to genuinely be smart. I don't even know what exactly he studied either but think hes talked about architecture and prob literature which is just what every wanky rich kid goes to uni for

He studied Literature and creative writing, did his thesis on Alain Robbe-Grillet

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/57272458-mark-suciu

I know he's an highly literate and it seems quite pretentious, nit sometimes skateboarding needs such people. At least he's not writing soty rants on substack and skatetwitter


John rattray has a BSC in Physics but now works at Nike
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Post by: mattchew on December 28, 2022, 02:24:36 AM
Rodney, George Powell.
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Post by: igrindtwinkies on December 28, 2022, 02:28:23 AM
Alexis Sablone has a masters from MIT in Architecture.  That's pretty gnarly.  I think Rattray has a Masters in Physics or something like that.
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Post by: fernando the skater on December 28, 2022, 02:48:39 AM
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The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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But he's just a hobbyist his education serves no purpose. May as well be an adult thinking you're better than others because you know all the Pokemons names.

Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something
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What do you mean by hobbyist and his education serves no purpose, not trolling, genuine question. What does he actually study? I only know he was/is in tertiary education. What field?
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Well I am trolling a little lol. I like suciu but he's just classic rich kid. He's not a doctor or engineer or anything the planet needs that also takes a lot of work/need to genuinely be smart. I don't even know what exactly he studied either but think hes talked about architecture and prob literature which is just what every wanky rich kid goes to uni for
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He studied Literature and creative writing, did his thesis on Alain Robbe-Grillet

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/57272458-mark-suciu

I know he's an highly literate and it seems quite pretentious, nit sometimes skateboarding needs such people. At least he's not writing soty rants on substack and skatetwitter


John rattray has a BSC in Physics but now works at Nike

Suciu has been reading Brion Gysin, neat. That bumps him up the list of my favourite skaters.
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Post by: HiltonPartinez on December 28, 2022, 02:59:34 AM
Rob Dyrdek
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Post by: EllingtonBigspin on December 28, 2022, 03:09:45 AM
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The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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But he's just a hobbyist his education serves no purpose. May as well be an adult thinking you're better than others because you know all the Pokemons names.

Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something
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What do you mean by hobbyist and his education serves no purpose, not trolling, genuine question. What does he actually study? I only know he was/is in tertiary education. What field?
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Well I am trolling a little lol. I like suciu but he's just classic rich kid. He's not a doctor or engineer or anything the planet needs that also takes a lot of work/need to genuinely be smart. I don't even know what exactly he studied either but think hes talked about architecture and prob literature which is just what every wanky rich kid goes to uni for

Uni arts  degree is the upmost sign of a wanky rich kid
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Post by: Bristol_Palin on December 28, 2022, 03:35:42 AM
I would say me but then I try and read my posts on this website and it comes across like English is not my first language.
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Post by: RichardBarkley on December 28, 2022, 03:58:47 AM
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The guy who invented the Ollie (transition) is a molecular biologist or something. Don't know if that qualifies as smart, but he obviously worked hard academically.

Edit: As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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But he's just a hobbyist his education serves no purpose. May as well be an adult thinking you're better than others because you know all the Pokemons names.

Think Diego buchieri had degree in chemistry or mathematics or something
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What do you mean by hobbyist and his education serves no purpose, not trolling, genuine question. What does he actually study? I only know he was/is in tertiary education. What field?
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Well I am trolling a little lol. I like suciu but he's just classic rich kid. He's not a doctor or engineer or anything the planet needs that also takes a lot of work/need to genuinely be smart. I don't even know what exactly he studied either but think hes talked about architecture and prob literature which is just what every wanky rich kid goes to uni for
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Uni arts  degree is the upmost sign of a wanky rich kid

Why?
Title: Re: Smartest people in skateboarding
Post by: birdplops on December 28, 2022, 04:16:31 AM
David 'Doddy' Marsh. Good guy, rad skater and bright as a button. Was recently in Vague skate mag.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck-xE5CNIlK/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on December 28, 2022, 04:21:21 AM
Smart is such a subjective term. There are people out there with degrees of all different kinds who don’t necessarily think people who work on cars or build things with their hands are considered smart and vice versa
I think knowing all the intricacies of a motor and knowing how to fix/ improve that shit is so fucking smart.
Knowing how to build a house, a ramp ,or anything from scratch is pretty smart as well.

So IMO dudes with a side hustle/ fallback plans/ savings are the smartest people in skateboarding.
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Post by: Terminal on December 28, 2022, 04:34:38 AM
Smart is such a subjective term. There are people out there with degrees of all different kinds who don’t necessarily think people who work on cars or build things with their hands are considered smart and vice versa
I think knowing all the intricacies of a motor and knowing how to fix/ improve that shit is so fucking smart.
Knowing how to build a house, a ramp ,or anything from scratch is pretty smart as well.

So IMO dudes with a side hustle/ fallback plans/ savings are the smartest people in skateboarding.
Agreed, this is the correct answer. If we're talking pros, those that have some foresight and don't piss their royalty cheques up the wall in favour of saving or investing it for that inevitable day when they stop moving product...
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Post by: manysnakes on December 28, 2022, 04:38:32 AM
Goodcurbs and whatever his new account is titled.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 28, 2022, 04:39:02 AM
Brian Chung got his MD

Olly Todd has a literature degree too

Jimmy Gorecki
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Post by: GroovySinner on December 28, 2022, 04:40:21 AM
Why does one ask such stupid questions? Seriously? Like make a better topic to talk about
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Post by: WavyDavy on December 28, 2022, 04:41:29 AM
I think Rattray has a Masters in Physics or something like that.
He has a bachelor of science in physics according his LinkedIn
https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-rattray-23283a46

Also: Prof. Howell earned his PhD in architectural and urban history from the University of California, Berkeley

https://history.uoregon.edu/profile/ohowell/
https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/chicago/M/bo18038602.html

This hate for art degrees is kinda weird. Is this now reddit where only mint degrees count?
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Post by: SneakySecrets on December 28, 2022, 04:45:08 AM
Reynolds.  Built himself a successful and respected brand and has a pretty high success rate in his ability to spot talent.
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Post by: yungthug on December 28, 2022, 05:34:03 AM
Kevin Bradley
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Post by: thebacker on December 28, 2022, 06:20:41 AM
Wes Kremer
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Post by: EllingtonBigspin on December 28, 2022, 06:26:32 AM
Truth is we all know that Birdman is the smartest skateboarder, since he is the richest. I reckon behind that introverted and murmuring  demeanour of his is a buzzing bird brain that has calculated a scheme ,since the 900,  how to squeeze as much bucks as possible out of that event... all to ruthlessly climb himself to the top of the food chain, brushing shoulders with celebrities and millionaires alike. Pure genius. We all squabble here in the slap forum like a bunch of moaning peasants as Tony sits back laughing and counting back enough money to turn the Hawk family into a rich dynasty for generations to come.
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Post by: manysnakes on December 28, 2022, 06:29:49 AM
Truth is we all know that Birdman is the smartest skateboarder, since he is the richest. I reckon behind that introverted and murmuring  demeanour of his is a buzzing bird brain that has calculated a scheme ,since the 900,  how to squeeze as much bucks as possible out of that event... all to ruthlessly climb himself to the top of the food chain, brushing shoulders with celebrities and millionaires alike. Pure genius. We all squabble here in the slap forum like a bunch of moaning peasants as Tony sits back laughing and counting back enough money to turn the Hawk family into a rich dynasty for generations to come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm3HOkSqTHc&ab_channel=XtraSpecialMango
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Post by: goodatmeth on December 28, 2022, 07:04:43 AM
I'm currently finishing my masters thesis in physics, please somebody make me pro or I'm gonna go into phd hell
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Post by: WavyDavy on December 28, 2022, 07:07:23 AM
Truth is we all know that Birdman is the smartest skateboarder, since he is the richest. I reckon behind that introverted and murmuring  demeanour of his is a buzzing bird brain that has calculated a scheme ,since the 900,  how to squeeze as much bucks as possible out of that event... all to ruthlessly climb himself to the top of the food chain, brushing shoulders with celebrities and millionaires alike. Pure genius. We all squabble here in the slap forum like a bunch of moaning peasants as Tony sits back laughing and counting back enough money to turn the Hawk family into a rich dynasty for generations to come.

Hawks father played an important role,  also financial advisors. Birdman was lucky that he came from an educated family.

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Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on December 28, 2022, 07:15:41 AM
My boy’s wicked smaht
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on December 28, 2022, 07:19:29 AM
Goodcurbs and whatever his new account is titled.

Don't forget sackingrails
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Post by: tadej Pog on December 28, 2022, 07:52:32 AM
Prod
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Post by: manysnakes on December 28, 2022, 08:29:42 AM
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Goodcurbs and whatever his new account is titled.
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Don't forget sackingrails

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Post by: RhinestoneCowboy on December 28, 2022, 08:59:12 AM
T-Spliff
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Post by: Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman on December 28, 2022, 09:09:17 AM
Koston has it figured out
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Post by: modern life is war on December 28, 2022, 09:24:38 AM

 As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...

He gets heat because he's far from the only person in skating to have an education yet he has made it his persona to be that guy who skates and reads books. The way he talks when he walks up to that book stand in the jenkem video is nauseating. I showed my wife that clip and the first thing she said was 'he seems like he's insecure about being a skateboarder'. God, it's so bad.
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Post by: barnyard laughter on December 28, 2022, 09:36:50 AM
for pure capitalistic success, rob dyrdek and t.hawk.
for book-nerd stuff, julien stranger talked about jung vs freud as it related to his uncles in an old interview. old antihero was literary. and not just bukowski.
louie barletta has the blue collar smarts to operate a tank and the degree in poetry or philosophy that will get you a coffeeshop job. he's a sillier suciu [who he may have inspired, SJ!].
marc johnson can seem intelligent but i believe he's somewhere between midwit and nincompoop.
john rattray has a real degree.
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Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on December 28, 2022, 09:46:17 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/Rb4mr7F/Penny.jpg)
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Post by: modern life is war on December 28, 2022, 10:01:00 AM

for book-nerd stuff, julien stranger talked about jung vs freud as it related to his uncles in an old interview. old antihero was literary. and not just bukowski.


That's sick but not surprising at all.
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Post by: freddiethreepwood on December 28, 2022, 12:23:15 PM
Smolik demanding the snow-camo Navigator as a signing bonus is better than anything Suciu will ever write.
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Post by: manysnakes on December 28, 2022, 01:24:02 PM
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 As an aside, it seems Suciu gets a bit of heat about being an "intellectual" or some crap. Pretty lame to bag someone out for wanting to get an education...
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He gets heat because he's far from the only person in skating to have an education yet he has made it his persona to be that guy who skates and reads books. The way he talks when he walks up to that book stand in the jenkem video is nauseating. I showed my wife that clip and the first thing she said was 'he seems like he's insecure about being a skateboarder'. God, it's so bad.

I like Suciu but he paved the way for the “skaters who went to college” genre of writing and general content production and that alone is absolutely insufferable.
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Post by: ryu on December 28, 2022, 01:35:25 PM
nik stain studied mathematics @ temple university