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Title: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on June 11, 2023, 02:45:23 AM
I feel like it’s gotta be close. Anyone hear any rumblings about it yet?
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Post by: goodatmeth on June 11, 2023, 02:56:06 AM
Let's hope not
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Post by: bo bice on June 11, 2023, 03:19:20 AM
Let dead dogs lie.
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Post by: TheDraught on June 11, 2023, 03:36:42 AM
Men vs women
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Post by: goodatmeth on June 11, 2023, 03:54:08 AM
Men vs women
Pro's on cariuma vs random nobodies without cariumas to show how good cariuma makes you
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on June 11, 2023, 04:04:47 AM
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Men vs women
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Pro's on cariuma vs random nobodies without cariumas to show how good cariuma makes you

You just got me thinking. I don’t think I’ve ever seen berriumas on a handrail. Have they just been trying to build the best flatground team specifically for BATB?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: jrb32 on June 11, 2023, 07:30:05 AM
 Asta said on a twitch chat recently he got hit up by Chase for it. Should be announced soon, id assume. Wish they would do a slides N grinds contest in the states. That contest was great to watch.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WorldsbestWeedsm0ker on June 11, 2023, 07:46:36 AM
Hope they bring out ginwoo

The far right vs. nano tech kids
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Post by: rocklobster on June 11, 2023, 08:13:01 AM
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Men vs women
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Pro's on cariuma vs random nobodies without cariumas to show how good cariuma makes you

Cariuma vs the skate park kid who just learned to Varial Flip and won't shut up about it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dooky-shoes on June 11, 2023, 08:14:27 AM
Last attempt was trash but I’m still on board. Im a fan, still watch old battles. Hoping they keep it simple
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Post by: SubCurban Commando on June 11, 2023, 08:25:12 AM
That dude who's pretty good who's in Dan Corrigan's videos has been practising flatland for it for a decent while so I'm assuming it won't be long.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 11, 2023, 08:37:53 AM
Presumably now that the patriots are back in control everything will go smoothly this time with no embarrassment
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on June 11, 2023, 09:14:47 AM
I wish they would keep it just pros and not all these wack tick tock/instagram dudes.
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Post by: burm on June 11, 2023, 10:38:25 AM
That dude who's pretty good who's in Dan Corrigan's videos has been practising flatland for it for a decent while so I'm assuming it won't be long.
https://youtu.be/VPhEEhJZM7w
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: vinithebr on June 11, 2023, 03:01:28 PM
jony giger is in
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 11, 2023, 04:44:22 PM
Unless CK1 comes back and does some psychotic double backside flip or whatever he fucked Torey Pudwill in the cornhole with, I do not care.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on June 11, 2023, 05:28:05 PM
im sad to admit ive also been craving a new BATB season after seeing all these mano to mano videos

i need some good old flatground bois to duke it out
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JANUS on June 11, 2023, 05:56:38 PM
Didn’t the last one just end?
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Post by: switchfakie on June 11, 2023, 06:01:57 PM
Didn’t the last one just end?

you tube says 12 final was uploaded 11 months ago
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on June 11, 2023, 07:47:30 PM
Please god no
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on June 11, 2023, 11:18:56 PM
bring it on
put antwuan in it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dooky-shoes on June 11, 2023, 11:51:43 PM
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That dude who's pretty good who's in Dan Corrigan's videos has been practising flatland for it for a decent while so I'm assuming it won't be long.
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https://youtu.be/VPhEEhJZM7w
I like that dude. Wasn’t he riding for a real (sorry Powell) company years ago? Familiar name and style.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Prostate Exam on June 11, 2023, 11:53:46 PM
put a sock in it already
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ggrimmedd on June 12, 2023, 05:05:34 AM
No one really care for BATB anymore, going full speed ahead to SLS pit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JANUS on June 12, 2023, 05:12:17 AM
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Didn’t the last one just end?
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you tube says 12 final was uploaded 11 months ago

Huh. Well, did it last a year, or just feel that way? The round 1 battle I just clicked on was from September 2021.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Ghostof941 on June 17, 2023, 10:32:51 AM
If they don't obnoxiously read the rules for every game I'll watch it. Would be cool to mix in a shitty kicker or a tiny flat bar. Or a curb.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on June 17, 2023, 10:45:12 AM
Hope they bring out ginwoo

The far right vs. nano tech kids

we didnt deserve @WorldsbestWeedsm0ker
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on June 17, 2023, 01:07:26 PM
Boys vs girls?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on June 17, 2023, 02:35:35 PM
I'd watch a ledge contest or a two up over a batb rn.

Maybe they could bring back off the grid. That was the shit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on June 17, 2023, 02:38:41 PM
Off the grid T Funk and plus one. Cyril Jackson/ Funk pt 2.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: HeapsCool on June 17, 2023, 10:36:38 PM
The should do it over something so all these wack kids have to pop.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on June 18, 2023, 09:47:09 AM
The should do it over something so all these wack kids have to pop.

I agree. I think it should have a flat gap tho
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Ayanami on June 21, 2023, 11:12:13 AM
https://youtu.be/ucNwVepSDtw

cariuma x primitive incoming
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on June 21, 2023, 11:19:41 AM
Hopefully they don't try to cram in 120 skaters, and they actually confirm that invited skaters can show up.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on June 21, 2023, 11:24:44 AM
Bracket screenshot at 1:17 shows only 16 spots
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on June 21, 2023, 12:08:30 PM
why does berra always gotta be on some passive aggressive big brain shit. At least the bracket is small.

Looks like we are getting a suciu vs cole battle.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on June 21, 2023, 12:38:43 PM
Suciu and Cole gon be goooood
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Post by: Noble Experiment on June 21, 2023, 01:39:29 PM
Suciu and Cole gon be goooood
Hmmmmmm, if Cole’s flat game is anything like how it is in this game, then it’s gonna be pretty one sided.
https://youtu.be/WCD4IpNDK70
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on June 22, 2023, 03:10:27 PM
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Suciu and Cole gon be goooood
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Hmmmmmm, if Cole’s flat game is anything like how it is in this game, then it’s gonna be pretty one sided.
https://youtu.be/WCD4IpNDK70

To be fair, I don’t think either of them were really trying this game. Just dorking around not taking things seriously.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on June 22, 2023, 03:17:42 PM
They should just invite all of the members of There, Glue, and Unity to battle it out. I would actually click on a Berries link again.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: PalaceButtPlug on June 22, 2023, 03:20:01 PM
I'd watch a ledge contest or a two up over a batb rn.

Maybe they could bring back off the grid. That was the shit

What happened to brazil's "Grinds & Slides" ledge competition? That was the most entertaining and fair skate contest I've ever seen.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on June 22, 2023, 03:23:16 PM
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I'd watch a ledge contest or a two up over a batb rn.

Maybe they could bring back off the grid. That was the shit
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What happened to brazil's "Grinds & Slides" ledge competition? That was the most entertaining and fair skate contest I've ever seen.

Agreed. That was great.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on June 22, 2023, 04:54:39 PM
They should just invite all of the members of There, Glue, and Unity to battle it out. I would actually click on a Berries link again.
Unity should host their own game and make it gay as fuck!
They deserve better than that milktoast berrics shit.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on June 22, 2023, 05:04:34 PM
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They should just invite all of the members of There, Glue, and Unity to battle it out. I would actually click on a Berries link again.
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Unity should host their own game and make it gay as fuck!
They deserve better than that milktoast berrics shit.

That would be so rad.
They could give out yearly awards for Best Gay Twist and Best Madonna.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: figureitout on June 22, 2023, 07:09:38 PM
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They should just invite all of the members of There, Glue, and Unity to battle it out. I would actually click on a Berries link again.
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Unity should host their own game and make it gay as fuck!
They deserve better than that milktoast berrics shit.
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That would be so rad.
They could give out yearly awards for Best Gay Twist and Best Madonna.

Instead of buying a board your ticket is at the door to finals night they ask you “are you a friend of Judy?”
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Stu Pickles on June 23, 2023, 08:26:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyJ3xkDPnx8

will be fun to watch the curren/louie battle
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: coyote2425 on June 23, 2023, 08:52:13 AM
Announcement video has late/lame April Fools vibes.

'We (woulda) got you so good!'
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 23, 2023, 09:00:01 AM
Why is Koston even in BATB when he always gets smoked the first round now. No way he wins against Carlos.

They did pair up some good matches off the bat though.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on June 23, 2023, 09:03:36 AM
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They should just invite all of the members of There, Glue, and Unity to battle it out. I would actually click on a Berries link again.
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Unity should host their own game and make it gay as fuck!
They deserve better than that milktoast berrics shit.
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That would be so rad.
They could give out yearly awards for Best Gay Twist and Best Madonna.
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Instead of buying a board your ticket is at the door to finals night they ask you “are you a friend of Judy?”

lol
If the person asked gets a confused look on their face the doorman is like, "sorry, this is a private event...now sashay away."
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on June 23, 2023, 09:10:15 AM
wheres the rod
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on June 23, 2023, 09:35:13 AM
wheres the rod

I guess they thought that sunny suljic was a sufficient fill in for prod?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on June 23, 2023, 09:40:17 AM
I'd rather the YouTube circus trick guys weren't in it, at least Griffen and Löffeleburgenstein
Giger has a lot of circus tricks but at least he's typically more likely to keep them in his back pocket for a while, Griffen will do a goddamn mErLiN TWisT for his second trick.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 23, 2023, 10:06:24 AM
Why is Koston even in BATB when he always gets smoked the first round now. No way he wins against Carlos.

They did pair up some good matches off the bat though.
Could say the same thing about Malto. Dude’s been in every BATB and has only made it past round 1 ONCE. He’s just happy to be invited
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: blindfoldedhillbomb on June 23, 2023, 10:34:47 AM
Is it just me or does it look like they're trying to take out all the Youtuber dudes early and clear a path for their Cariuma boy Tyler Peterson? This bracket does not seem randomly assigned whatsoever.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on June 23, 2023, 11:03:41 AM
Is it just me or does it look like they're trying to take out all the Youtuber dudes early and clear a path for their Cariuma boy Tyler Peterson? This bracket does not seem randomly assigned whatsoever.

Dude take off the tinfoil hat. Peterson is in the same sub-bracket as Joslin.
If you're trying to clear a path to the finals for him it'd be pretty dumb to potentially put Joslin in his way.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: blindfoldedhillbomb on June 23, 2023, 11:39:07 AM
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Is it just me or does it look like they're trying to take out all the Youtuber dudes early and clear a path for their Cariuma boy Tyler Peterson? This bracket does not seem randomly assigned whatsoever.
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Dude take off the tinfoil hat. Peterson is in the same sub-bracket as Joslin.
If you're trying to clear a path to the finals for him it'd be pretty dumb to potentially put Joslin in his way.

Tinfoil hat? The circus trick youtubers and Sewa are all in the same sub-bracket, Peterson eventually is going to have to skate against someone formidable obviously but wouldn't skate against Joslin until the semi-finals.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rawbertson. on June 23, 2023, 11:42:50 AM
wouldnt it be something if they could wrap it all up in one day
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Allez_Jambon on June 23, 2023, 11:50:52 AM
They should have new people instead of the same we've always seen and incorporate betting and also you should win things by watching
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Post by: Abyss1 on June 23, 2023, 11:54:41 AM
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I guess they thought that sunny suljic was a sufficient fill in for prod?

 probably not in prods rumble contract
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: gumsole on June 23, 2023, 12:04:28 PM
wait why is andy anderson in this?
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Post by: JugeL on June 23, 2023, 12:08:15 PM
Its just anyone who picks up the call at this point
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on June 23, 2023, 12:16:55 PM
wait why is andy anderson in this?
I'm hyped on this! No idea what he's got up his sleeve, but I'm fairly certain this results in an additional line in Borra's rules
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 23, 2023, 12:20:00 PM
Why not have @@ in it? 

Any excuse to ogle at that gorgeous translucent mustache.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: decoi1 on June 23, 2023, 12:21:05 PM
Damn at first it was looking like they were gonna keep it real with no ‘influencers’ but oh well. Griffin will probably win again. Stoked to see Leo in it. If he takes it serious he could make a run. But.. he’ll probably lose to some late flip 540 shit.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 23, 2023, 12:58:10 PM
wait why is andy anderson in this?
Putting my tinfoil on. This year’s is called “Freedom” so my guess is that the gimmick this year is that they can do even goofier tricks like no comply 360 flips and boneless/fastplant variations and here’s there to do some dumbass tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Jebediah on June 23, 2023, 01:15:44 PM
hopefully they don't play by mike v rules for Andy. That game may be the worst one due to mike whining the whole time.
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Post by: BoxStuffer on June 23, 2023, 01:24:20 PM
&& is going to fuck some dudes up with some freestyle shit and I back it.
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Post by: Pony_Slaystation on June 23, 2023, 02:17:27 PM
I miss seeing PJ in these. Surprised no Shane either.

Whatever happened to Morgan Smith??
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on June 23, 2023, 02:31:31 PM
wait why is andy anderson in this?

Probably for viewership and attention. Like the guy or not (I don’t personally care much for his skating) but he’s gonna get people to tune in and draw attention. Saw him at Tampa last year and he got a huge roar and ovation from the crowd. Also seems to gain a lot of views on YouTube in videos he’s in.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on June 23, 2023, 03:55:48 PM
So basically its just gonna be that Griffin kid again winning with impossible variations nobody else can do?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on June 23, 2023, 04:02:13 PM
So basically its just gonna be that Griffin kid again winning with impossible variations nobody else can do?

LOL yeah that would suck. If Joslin is on his A game I can see him beating Jamie with 360 variations
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dr Hass on June 23, 2023, 04:45:10 PM

Whatever happened to Morgan Smith??

I also wonder this. His final win game was an all-timer.
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Post by: pointandclick on June 23, 2023, 05:04:27 PM
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Whatever happened to Morgan Smith??
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I also wonder this. His final win game was an all-timer.
he works for a distro in canada and still skates pretty damn hard.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on June 23, 2023, 06:01:49 PM
This thread already has 3 pages. Slap loves the berries.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: backside_reacharound on June 23, 2023, 06:10:40 PM
This thread already has 3 pages. Slap loves the berries.

shit on steve berra, piss on steve berra
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coastal Fever on June 23, 2023, 06:47:16 PM
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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Logic on June 23, 2023, 08:11:52 PM
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So basically its just gonna be that Griffin kid again winning with impossible variations nobody else can do?
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LOL yeah that would suck. If Joslin is on his A game I can see him beating Jamie with 360 variations

They definitely made it difficult for him with going up against Sewa straight up potentially followed by Luan. Hoping Sewa just goes for the kill and doesn't worry about the basics.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: orionskate on June 24, 2023, 02:39:25 AM
freedom? can you do boneless,no comply,bluntslide powerslides,minglers?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: formula420 on June 26, 2023, 02:24:24 PM
They should have new people instead of the same we've always seen and incorporate betting and also you should win things by watching

They did that a few years ago. Was all no names and influencer people. No need to do it again.

Who are the people who have not been at batb that you want to see?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on June 26, 2023, 02:34:11 PM
This thread already has 3 pages. Slap loves the berries.

We got us a real Sherlock Holmes over here.
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Post by: Cool Ceith on June 26, 2023, 04:58:58 PM
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This thread already has 3 pages. Slap loves the berries.
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We got us a real Sherlock Holmes over here.
LPQ Jr.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dooky-shoes on June 27, 2023, 04:31:27 AM
hopefully they don't play by mike v rules for Andy. That game may be the worst one due to mike whining the whole time.
That dude he played said something funny like “if you can’t follow the rules you have to make up your own” or something close. Basically mike v couldn’t hang with a normal game.
&& getting out 1st round in Mano a Mano made me really happy.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on June 27, 2023, 05:33:22 AM
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So basically its just gonna be that Griffin kid again winning with impossible variations nobody else can do?
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LOL yeah that would suck. If Joslin is on his A game I can see him beating Jamie with 360 variations

Giger could take him if he's having a good day.
I recall they had a video where they played like 5 games of SKATE in a row and it was pretty even, but Griffen won the "official" game.
I actually wouldn't mind if Giger won.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: moonordie on June 27, 2023, 05:54:16 AM
Everybody using + 9" boards, I'd watch that. Or maybe like whoever is playing have to exchange setup with his rival.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on June 27, 2023, 06:55:51 AM
Everybody using + 9" boards, I'd watch that. Or maybe like whoever is playing have to exchange setup with his rival.

Whatever deck size they want but everyone has to run super soft 70mm wheels with 1/2" risers.
If you miss a trick you have to marry your mother-in-law.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Jebediah on June 27, 2023, 10:56:01 AM
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hopefully they don't play by mike v rules for Andy. That game may be the worst one due to mike whining the whole time.
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That dude he played said something funny like “if you can’t follow the rules you have to make up your own” or something close. Basically mike v couldn’t hang with a normal game.
&& getting out 1st round in Mano a Mano made me really happy.

It was pretty funny seeing berra call Mike an asshole at least at 4:30

https://youtu.be/R_Absdq34C4
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: lurkluke on June 27, 2023, 02:27:47 PM
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hopefully they don't play by mike v rules for Andy. That game may be the worst one due to mike whining the whole time.
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That dude he played said something funny like “if you can’t follow the rules you have to make up your own” or something close. Basically mike v couldn’t hang with a normal game.
&& getting out 1st round in Mano a Mano made me really happy.
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It was pretty funny seeing berra call Mike an asshole at least at 4:30

https://youtu.be/R_Absdq34C4

Mike popped the hell out of the tre right after though. Hate to say it, but that was nice.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on June 27, 2023, 02:49:05 PM
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hopefully they don't play by mike v rules for Andy. That game may be the worst one due to mike whining the whole time.
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That dude he played said something funny like “if you can’t follow the rules you have to make up your own” or something close. Basically mike v couldn’t hang with a normal game.
&& getting out 1st round in Mano a Mano made me really happy.
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It was pretty funny seeing berra call Mike an asshole at least at 4:30

https://youtu.be/R_Absdq34C4
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Mike popped the hell out of the tre right after though. Hate to say it, but that was nice.

I'm picturing Mike printing this comment out and framing it on his office wall.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: left knee cap on July 01, 2023, 08:08:15 AM
round 1. 11 mins so you know it's about to be a good kick-off. do not like the dane burman talking head bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzK-aT3hvXE
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Trilogy on July 01, 2023, 08:29:53 AM
round 1. 11 mins so you know it's about to be a good kick-off. do not like the dane burman talking head bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzK-aT3hvXE

This is a good one!!!

Damn, I did miss watching games of skate of this caliber.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 01, 2023, 08:31:37 AM
Chris Cole landing all those tricks just to miss a bigspin was funny to me.

Mark should have gotten a redo in that nollie backside 360 heel.

Good game overall, this first game was better than maybe 90% of last season. This is a good sign
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: blindfoldedhillbomb on July 01, 2023, 08:38:35 AM
Solid! Stoked on this one. Glad to not have to wade through all those 4 min influencer first round matches of last year.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Crust on July 01, 2023, 08:50:08 AM
Cole still got it at 41 years old. Looked sharp, especially defending the sw laser.

No need for the Dane cam, probably want to up the video length for that Youtube dough.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 01, 2023, 08:53:12 AM
Good game overall, this first game was better than maybe 90% of last season. This is a good sign

My money is on Berra cherry picking the best battle to publish on YT first, while the remaining round 1 battles won’t be nearly as good
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 01, 2023, 08:59:56 AM
Great game. I like rooting for the old dudes but if Mark won I wouldn’t be mad at all. Both skated super well.

Also, shut up Dane.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on July 01, 2023, 09:52:07 AM
i don't get how people are this good at skateboarding
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: corto on July 01, 2023, 09:59:50 AM
Chris Cole played as gentlemanly and cleanly as one ever can. Hats off to him.

You could see the competitiveness in Suciu. He clearly hates losing and it showed. He had a bad day. I was surprised he did several of his tricks with not that great of a style. For instance the switch frontside flip.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 01, 2023, 10:04:44 AM
Cole was on point that day. From a lot of his prior games in older battles it looked like his flat game was slowly diminishing too, but nope.
That old bastards still got it (when he wants to at least lol).
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Not A Damn Chance on July 01, 2023, 10:45:26 AM
I love that Suciu is wearing a thrasher shirt at the berries
Soty battles are rare to come by.
How is the berries getting legitimate pros back in the building?
I haven’t been watching the past couple years but I did enjoy this.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on July 01, 2023, 10:55:51 AM
This reminds me of that South Park episode where all the kids hate Little League, and every team is expertly losing to eliminate themselves.  Mark made it look pretty real.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: vxbrandon on July 01, 2023, 10:58:07 AM
Daaaamn that was intense.
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 01, 2023, 11:40:06 AM
Told you guys it was gon be goooooood

Also insane that Suciu’s ace is a switch biggerflip. Jeeeeeezus
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Post by: Xen on July 01, 2023, 11:55:13 AM
That matchup was sick AF.

Battle of the big boards. Crazy.
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Post by: carbonite on July 01, 2023, 12:59:38 PM
wait what the hell was the last trick, 360 pressure flip? sure wasn't an "underflip" like rodney does
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Post by: TreBombMartin on July 01, 2023, 02:05:10 PM
It's nice to see that Dane can clap for "Mark Suckyou".
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Post by: shannamal on July 01, 2023, 02:20:10 PM
i forgot how fun it is to watch games of this caliber.


switch lazer first try is buck wild
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Post by: tadej Pog on July 01, 2023, 02:50:31 PM
This reminds me of that South Park episode where all the kids hate Little League, and every team is expertly losing to eliminate themselves.  Mark made it look pretty real.

If Mark wanted to lose, he could re-do that 360 bs flip.
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Post by: Sifter on July 01, 2023, 04:28:32 PM
definitely didnt need the dane corrigan commentary
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Post by: Dr Hass on July 01, 2023, 04:30:09 PM
Good game. I know it must be for video length / YouTube algorithm but I do think it’s a shame each trick has a longer edit now. Makes the games feel a bit more ponderous. If you look at ones from way back all the stock tricks would be edited super fast and then more space would be allowed for more impressive ones + crowd reactions etc. Built the tension a bit, which I feel is gone now.
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Post by: j....soy..... on July 01, 2023, 04:33:25 PM
Tight trucks beat brains……knew it.
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Post by: TheDingus on July 01, 2023, 04:48:16 PM
Good game. I know it must be for video length / YouTube algorithm but I do think it’s a shame each trick has a longer edit now. Makes the games feel a bit more ponderous. If you look at ones from way back all the stock tricks would be edited super fast and then more space would be allowed for more impressive ones + crowd reactions etc. Built the tension a bit, which I feel is gone now.

Yeah they got a new lead editor and I don’t think he has the same sense of pacing as chase did
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on July 01, 2023, 04:48:35 PM
Matches like this are what drew us to BATB in the beginning. Hopefully we get a bunch of this caliber. That was an awesome game. Something about watching pro's just roust all the "standard" flat ground tricks is so much more entertaining than watching circus shit.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: vinithebr on July 01, 2023, 06:23:36 PM
Amazing game but no charm in watching this empty cold place, it feels like there are 5 people total watching the game, maybe the dane cam was a fix attempt for that

and good eye for who noticed the slow pace edit
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Post by: FatGuy92 on July 01, 2023, 06:32:58 PM
Damn I forgot how good Chris Cole’s flat ground game is. Great first match. Hopefully this BATB is better than last year’s train wreck
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: George Lucius on July 01, 2023, 06:35:34 PM
What is the prize money for the winner?
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Post by: TheDingus on July 01, 2023, 07:37:09 PM
What is the prize money for the winner?

Cariumas and dragonball z primitive decks for a year
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Post by: Natas_Fauxas on July 01, 2023, 09:30:02 PM
What is the prize money for the winner?

Borra wont pay it anyway so it doesn't matter.
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Post by: shouldn't on July 01, 2023, 09:36:13 PM
What is the prize money for the winner?
a board of their face autographed by themself.
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 01, 2023, 09:40:20 PM
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Cariumas and dragonball z primitive decks for a year

LMAO
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mount St. Hermdog on July 01, 2023, 09:51:18 PM
the Chris Cole kid might be pretty good maybe he can be like Suciu someday
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Post by: Logic on July 02, 2023, 12:19:56 AM
Kinda' hoping Chris gets a rematch with Jamie Griffin now.
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Post by: Joey Fatone on July 02, 2023, 12:23:53 AM
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Good game. I know it must be for video length / YouTube algorithm but I do think it’s a shame each trick has a longer edit now. Makes the games feel a bit more ponderous. If you look at ones from way back all the stock tricks would be edited super fast and then more space would be allowed for more impressive ones + crowd reactions etc. Built the tension a bit, which I feel is gone now.
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Yeah they got a new lead editor and I don’t think he has the same sense of pacing as chase did

I have also noticed the difference in editing style.
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Post by: ssbsminotti on July 02, 2023, 12:47:35 AM
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Good game. I know it must be for video length / YouTube algorithm but I do think it’s a shame each trick has a longer edit now. Makes the games feel a bit more ponderous. If you look at ones from way back all the stock tricks would be edited super fast and then more space would be allowed for more impressive ones + crowd reactions etc. Built the tension a bit, which I feel is gone now.
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Yeah they got a new lead editor and I don’t think he has the same sense of pacing as chase did
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I have also noticed the difference in editing style.

Pacing still feels better than last years
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on July 02, 2023, 01:01:57 AM
By berrics standards this was pretty straight forward edit,m and  presentation. So we can be thankful that these games are actually watchable now and not plagued by some crazy Berra concepts. Though time will tell…They still read those fucking dumb ass rules everything time though.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Grand Saber on July 02, 2023, 01:11:44 AM
I love that Suciu is wearing a thrasher shirt at the berries
Soty battles are rare to come by.
How is the berries getting legitimate pros back in the building?
I haven’t been watching the past couple years but I did enjoy this.
It's an Atlas collab thrasher shirt. Atlas is Mark's shop sponsor, so I think it only makes sense he would choose to wear and rep something from his local area
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: corto on July 02, 2023, 03:13:17 AM
Good game. I know it must be for video length / YouTube algorithm but I do think it’s a shame each trick has a longer edit now. Makes the games feel a bit more ponderous. If you look at ones from way back all the stock tricks would be edited super fast and then more space would be allowed for more impressive ones + crowd reactions etc. Built the tension a bit, which I feel is gone now.

I wholly disagree with this take. I want to have ample time to watch and enjoy their style when pros do stock tricks.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on July 02, 2023, 03:19:00 AM
wait what the hell was the last trick, 360 pressure flip? sure wasn't an "underflip" like rodney does

Basically just a tre, but all back foot…which is kinda what a tre is anyway. Definitely though, this is way different to Cole’s normal tres which are super properly done. Mark coulda just slung a low tre and that would’ve been fine on defence. Bit silly really. Mark’s “death blow” switch biggerflip was all back foot too, so that could be called a biggerflip under flip? Idk. Great game though, they should just ban double flips and then it gets way more entertaining like this. I wonder how Tyshawn would go against Cobra in a doubleSOTY showdown…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNvtynMILk&t=61s

Felipe is a big time 360 underflipper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSJPRfex2Fs
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on July 02, 2023, 04:20:16 AM
They’ve got a lot of bigger names matched up round 1. Makes no sense. Equivalent of having Magic versus Larry in the first round every year.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Chatbot on July 02, 2023, 07:24:15 AM
It’s been a few years since I paid attention to BATB but this game reeled me in. We can only hope the next games are just as good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on July 02, 2023, 07:29:24 AM
They’ve got a lot of bigger names matched up round 1. Makes no sense. Equivalent of having Magic versus Larry in the first round every year.

I assume some of them are like “I’ll do round one, but be careful not make it to round two, so it’s just one trip to the boreics”
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on July 02, 2023, 07:33:05 AM
Chris Coles flatground style is so gross to me, but the creep can roll.
Feels like they actually “listened” to all the shot talk on the last few BATB and are trying to bring this back to what it was…
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: j....soy..... on July 02, 2023, 07:58:31 AM
I think they have lots of time to fuck it up.....don't you worry.....
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: 144p on July 02, 2023, 08:03:45 AM
Why do I love the fact that Crob picked Suciu to win it all and he lost first round/first game?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on July 02, 2023, 08:12:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vTjfHocVZc
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: decoi1 on July 02, 2023, 08:23:18 AM
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Basically just a tre, but all back foot…which is kinda what a tre is anyway. Definitely though, this is way different to Cole’s normal tres which are super properly done. Mark coulda just slung a low tre and that would’ve been fine on defence. Bit silly really. Mark’s “death blow” switch biggerflip was all back foot too, so that could be called a biggerflip under flip? Idk. Great game though, they should just ban double flips and then it gets way more entertaining like this. I wonder how Tyshawn would go against Cobra in a doubleSOTY showdown…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNvtynMILk&t=61s

Felipe is a big time 360 underflipper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSJPRfex2Fs

Fucking vomit flip. I’ve weirdly became more of a fan of his skating over the last year or so. I feel like he ditched this awful technique. 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lifer on July 02, 2023, 08:42:35 AM
Not the least bit surprised by how that turned out. It's kind of nice that this was edited so you can't really tell exactly how the match went based on the length of the video.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 02, 2023, 08:59:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vTjfHocVZc
Went as expected, but I wish Koston would actually try sometimes or just put someone in who will.
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Post by: Post Alone on July 02, 2023, 09:12:22 AM
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Went as expected, but I wish Koston would actually try sometimes or just put someone in who will.

Probably won’t watch but I bet Koston does the infamous thing where he self-mocks his own attempts.
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Post by: Mr.Jenkins on July 02, 2023, 09:26:55 AM
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Went as expected, but I wish Koston would actually try sometimes or just put someone in who will.
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Probably won’t watch but I bet Koston does the infamous thing where he self-mocks his own attempts.

Fuck I cant stand his low esteem mockery of himself. Anytime there is a Koston clip i just expect him to clown of some shit, dudes really tarnished his legacy IMO.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dark Knight on July 02, 2023, 09:46:11 AM
Damn, Carlos’ nollie heel was insane
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 02, 2023, 09:58:19 AM
Carlos is the best hand style in modern skating.

Dude is a fucking kung fu master. Look at that hand style.

I just can't get enough.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on July 02, 2023, 10:07:44 AM
I get that Primitive’s audience fuckin loves the Berrics, but PRod really did them a solid by sponsoring this.  It’s like slapping your company’s name on a sinking ship.  Took some balls honestly.
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 02, 2023, 10:14:24 AM
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Went as expected, but I wish Koston would actually try sometimes or just put someone in who will.

I hear you about Koston. The dude is almost 50 though. Skating doesn't exactly get easier as a quadragenarian. I don't particularly like how he goofs and self-mocks but as an oldster myself I get the impulse. Anyways, you'd think these guys would have a couple of gripped decks ready to go in their cars or, you know, stashed somewhere in the private skatepark they own.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mongo Lloyd on July 02, 2023, 10:16:47 AM
I get that Primitive’s audience fuckin loves the Berrics, but PRod really did them a solid by sponsoring this.  It’s like slapping your company’s name on a sinking ship.  Took some balls honestly.

It’s not as dramatic as you’re making it sound. BATB has historically been the one feature of the Berrics that nearly everyone enjoys.

That’s not to say some of the lamer themed matches weren’t stupid, but everyone seems to enjoy watching games of skate between the best of the best.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Crust on July 02, 2023, 10:17:52 AM
Carlos' Nollie Inward! They need to stop putting Koston in, he's both struggling and seems disinterested.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 02, 2023, 10:26:43 AM
I bet it's a real mind fuck to not be able to skate as you used when things came relatively easy for Koston (I assume). Skating is sort of unforgiving like that. Everyone will essentially have a decline on their skills. It's just a matter of time. 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 02, 2023, 10:27:47 AM
I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: shouldn't on July 02, 2023, 10:47:49 AM
I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.
agreed. reynolds is only a few years younger and if you put him in there now he might actually do better than he did the last times just because he still skates that much.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Roisto on July 02, 2023, 10:57:38 AM
Damn, Carlos’ nollie heel was insane

For real! I had to rewind that a bunch of times. So good! Someone should make a GIF of it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on July 02, 2023, 11:04:22 AM
I get that Primitive’s audience fuckin loves the Berrics, but PRod really did them a solid by sponsoring this.  It’s like slapping your company’s name on a sinking ship.  Took some balls honestly.

PRod isn’t even in BATB this year. Has he ever missed a BATB? Seems like he’s always been a big part of it and one of the best flat ground skaters with a very deep and consistent bag. Paul, PJ and Shane must’ve declined. I’m sure the Berrics asked them to be there.

Carlos' Nollie Inward!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mr.Jenkins on July 02, 2023, 11:27:50 AM
I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.

Still - at the age no-one except Koston to perform on that level. Look at Gino. It’s enough for him to do a pivot to fakie in a quarter. Koston did two tre-flips in this battle that he didn’t goof off, that’s enough. No-one cares that it’s not the best anymore. For aging skaters people don’t care as long it’s something.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on July 02, 2023, 01:06:47 PM
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I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.
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Still - at the age no-one except Koston to perform on that level. Look at Gino. It’s enough for him to do a pivot to fakie in a quarter. Koston did two tre-flips in this battle that he didn’t goof off, that’s enough. No-one cares that it’s not the best anymore. For aging skaters people don’t care as long it’s something.

Also Koston is like 10 years older than P-rod. I did not get the comparison.
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Post by: oyolar on July 02, 2023, 01:12:34 PM
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Went as expected, but I wish Koston would actually try sometimes or just put someone in who will.
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I hear you about Koston. The dude is almost 50 though. Skating doesn't exactly get easier as a quadragenarian. I don't particularly like how he goofs and self-mocks but as an oldster myself I get the impulse. Anyways, you'd think these guys would have a couple of gripped decks ready to go in their cars or, you know, stashed somewhere in the private skatepark they own.

It’s probably more not wanting to go and set up a new board when it’s easier and fast to just grab someone else’s
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Post by: ryanrockmoran on July 02, 2023, 02:12:01 PM
I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.

It's like how Mullen stopped skating on video because he said he didn't want to "rot in public".  It's a tough thing to do psychologically.  I think Koston being extra goofy is definitely a defense mechanism because he knows he's not where he once was.  But as long as he pretends to not take it seriously, he can keep the illusion to himself and others that he could still go if he really tried.
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Post by: blindfoldedhillbomb on July 02, 2023, 02:16:06 PM
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I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.
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It's like how Mullen stopped skating on video because he said he didn't want to "rot in public".  It's a tough thing to do psychologically.  I think Koston being extra goofy is definitely a defense mechanism because he knows he's not where he once was.  But as long as he pretends to not take it seriously, he can keep the illusion to himself and others that he could still go if he really tried.

I agree with a lot of this but he's also seemed to just kind of phone it in for a number of years now. I also don't really get why he shows up to compete in things? I remember seeing him in some SLS event a few years back where in the single trick section he just did a firecracker down the stair set.
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Post by: kookdusoleil on July 02, 2023, 02:16:16 PM
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I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.
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It's like how Mullen stopped skating on video because he said he didn't want to "rot in public".  It's a tough thing to do psychologically.  I think Koston being extra goofy is definitely a defense mechanism because he knows he's not where he once was.  But as long as he pretends to not take it seriously, he can keep the illusion to himself and others that he could still go if he really tried.

Is it really an illusion? I feel he absolutely could still go if he really tried. At one time I would have put him in the top three best skateboarders in the world. I just don’t think he really tried. He has his annoying traits but his abilities are undeniable
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on July 02, 2023, 02:22:04 PM
A lot of bullshit being said here.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtQC2zgJ8tv/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Post by: PistachiYo on July 02, 2023, 02:36:04 PM
Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse.

Thing is, he doesn't have to. He enters himself into the contest by choice just so he can goof around and try to be funny.
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Post by: burntout on July 02, 2023, 02:57:01 PM
definitely a good game overall. wasn't disappointed.
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Post by: Mr.Jenkins on July 02, 2023, 03:13:57 PM
A lot of bullshit being said here.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtQC2zgJ8tv/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

That gotta be the first clip I’ve seen in years where he didn’t goof of his tricks. I fully expected it after each one of his tricks though, since he has ruined any expectations on his clips for me. This also makes all his goofiness even worse since he clearly doesn’t have to do that shit.
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Post by: j....soy..... on July 02, 2023, 03:18:33 PM
now I"m getting into the weeds, but I think whatever OCD or motivation Koston had in the 90's and 2000's that made him the best skater, now makes him act like that.  It's like he can't help it.....

Honestly the game was better than i thought it would be....
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: radcunt on July 02, 2023, 03:24:11 PM
Chris Coles butt is the true winner
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Post by: SatanicPanic on July 02, 2023, 03:37:45 PM
Koston thinks he’s amusing people. He’s doing that Ye thing where Ye does stuff that he thinks is really funny but it never is because he’s a weirdo who doesn’t understand what makes things funny. It might come from a place of insecurity too, who knows I am not in his brain
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Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 02, 2023, 04:20:29 PM
Alright Koston, that’s enough. No more of these for you.
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 02, 2023, 05:15:48 PM
Chris Coles butt is the true winner

he is truly caked up
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on July 02, 2023, 05:22:01 PM
Why do I love the fact that Crob picked Suciu to win it all and he lost first round/first game?

I thought that was hilarious. Pretty sure Suciu himself knew he wasn’t going to make it passed the second round even in the best of scenarios.



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Post by: GuessAgain? on July 02, 2023, 05:39:21 PM
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I always assumed Konston is just insecure about his declining abilities. Must be hard to go from almost inarguably best in the world and then still have to perform in front of everyone while getting noticeably worse. I can understand where his acting out comes from. He could've easily been more like P-Rod or Reynolds though and kept working on his skating / switched it up a bit to where people would still be wanting to watch him just as much. Guess it was more appealing arguing with kids on twitter.

Edit - yeah what Fongstarr said. It sucks how you have to work so hard to get good at skating and then work even harder just to try and slow down the pace at which you decline. It does seem to come easier to Koston than most though, I'm sure he could've kept it up better.
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It's like how Mullen stopped skating on video because he said he didn't want to "rot in public".  It's a tough thing to do psychologically.  I think Koston being extra goofy is definitely a defense mechanism because he knows he's not where he once was.  But as long as he pretends to not take it seriously, he can keep the illusion to himself and others that he could still go if he really tried.
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Is it really an illusion? I feel he absolutely could still go if he really tried. At one time I would have put him in the top three best skateboarders in the world. I just don’t think he really tried. He has his annoying traits but his abilities are undeniable

I mean if i’d got to his heights as a skater (arguably the highest) did some big shoe deals and business investments + got a family, then I think my main problem would be motivation.

I feel like the mirror of this is Numbers and his involvement in the berrics. Between him and Guy I believe they could’ve done better had the motivation been there. If you’re set up comfortably then it’s hard to dig deep and hustle again.

Either way I still tune in to see koston on batb because I’m hoping to see a bit of magic. Never usually watch any other game but I’m always intrigued what he might pull out…
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Post by: tadej Pog on July 02, 2023, 07:05:28 PM
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A lot of bullshit being said here.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtQC2zgJ8tv/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
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That gotta be the first clip I’ve seen in years where he didn’t goof of his tricks. I fully expected it after each one of his tricks though, since he has ruined any expectations on his clips for me. This also makes all his goofiness even worse since he clearly doesn’t have to do that shit.

Switch heel that Double set was no joke at 48/9. Dude still got it born to skate.
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Post by: Halpert on July 02, 2023, 07:31:51 PM
That was a good game. Lots of the classic tricks, not too much nonsense, kind of made it interesting that it ended on a 360 underflip.

An underflip, by the way, is not what burner described below. It's also not the kickflip underflip style as done by Rodney, like carbonite pointed out. To do a shuv it underflip, you gotta tuck in your back toe under the board as you shuv, then flip up. I really like this trick, especially in games of skate. It's also really fun to do as a bigspin flip on a bank. Here's some youtube guy to show the deal, you can see what I mean in the first 10 seconds of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D90dtu3uk0w





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wait what the hell was the last trick, 360 pressure flip? sure wasn't an "underflip" like rodney does
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Basically just a tre, but all back foot…which is kinda what a tre is anyway. Definitely though, this is way different to Cole’s normal tres which are super properly done. Mark coulda just slung a low tre and that would’ve been fine on defence. Bit silly really. Mark’s “death blow” switch biggerflip was all back foot too, so that could be called a biggerflip under flip? Idk. Great game though, they should just ban double flips and then it gets way more entertaining like this. I wonder how Tyshawn would go against Cobra in a doubleSOTY showdown…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNvtynMILk&t=61s

Felipe is a big time 360 underflipper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSJPRfex2Fs
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on July 03, 2023, 01:49:27 AM
That was a good game. Lots of the classic tricks, not too much nonsense, kind of made it interesting that it ended on a 360 underflip.

An underflip, by the way, is not what burner described below. It's also not the kickflip underflip style as done by Rodney, like carbonite pointed out. To do a shuv it underflip, you gotta tuck in your back toe under the board as you shuv, then flip up. I really like this trick, especially in games of skate. It's also really fun to do as a bigspin flip on a bank. Here's some youtube guy to show the deal, you can see what I mean in the first 10 seconds of it.


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wait what the hell was the last trick, 360 pressure flip? sure wasn't an "underflip" like rodney does
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Basically just a tre, but all back foot…which is kinda what a tre is anyway. Definitely though, this is way different to Cole’s normal tres which are super properly done. Mark coulda just slung a low tre and that would’ve been fine on defence. Bit silly really. Mark’s “death blow” switch biggerflip was all back foot too, so that could be called a biggerflip under flip? Idk. Great game though, they should just ban double flips and then it gets way more entertaining like this. I wonder how Tyshawn would go against Cobra in a doubleSOTY showdown…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNvtynMILk&t=61s

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First, welcome to Slap, solid first post.

But, hang on, hang on. I’m not saying that I think a 360shuvunderflip is a backfoot tre, I’m saying that’s what the berrics called it and that’s what Cobra did, a scoopy backfoot tre. No way did he get his foot definitely under the board and flip it up, maybe on the side (like a tre...) but not right under. And for me, under flip is your front foot (or non snap foot) so that’s also a no for me. Imo the video you posted is maybe a shuv back foot upflip/underflip, idk. But Rodney literally invented and named underflips, so I don’t think it just gets to be changed because people can’t do them properly. Properly like this...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EOJ4vdO9eTE

Anyway, that was a great game SOTY vs SOTY, and it was a shame to end it on a circus trick (but actually just a lazy tre) after everything else was top etiquette, but shit, they were running out of tricks and Cole is like 41, so fair to end it after such a long game.

With Koston, it really wasn’t that bad imo, just a shame that it went to crazy tricks before finishing the proper ones, but maybe that’s a generational thing too. Would’ve like to see back kick, front kick, half cab flips etc before going to switch doubles and nollie inward heels. But that’s not hating, Carlos is amazing and glad he won for sure.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on July 03, 2023, 04:20:52 AM
@burner

Man what are you on about. The tre shove underflip is not a backfoot tre, the underflip is flipped with the back foot, the lazy tre still gets flipped by the front foot, no matter how lazy you do them. ever done one?

And no one ever mentioned underflip like rodney does, those are different underflips yet this is still an underflip. on account of the flipping from the underside
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mean salto on July 03, 2023, 04:55:06 AM
Watch the LA boys. Gabriel Rodriguez explains the fake 360flip pretty well. It's kind of like an old freestyle kickflip where you hang your toe over the edge and pull the rail of the board upwards to make it flip over. (Rodney also uses this technique a ton in the Rodney vs daewon videos doing those all crooked grind flips that look off)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: shockpadsandwristguards on July 03, 2023, 05:08:19 AM
toes are under the board but does it really do that much? i dont know

also everyone saying 360 flips are all backfoot are irritating liars. the pressure your front foot puts on the board is essential.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on July 03, 2023, 05:22:45 AM
Watch it frame by frame (. and , keys on youtube). He flips it with his back toe under the board. Cole knows better than you
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Post by: shockpadsandwristguards on July 03, 2023, 05:42:27 AM
Watch it frame by frame (. and , keys on youtube). He flips it with his back toe under the board. Cole knows better than you

its hard to see but he does kick it. youre right.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on July 03, 2023, 07:07:24 AM
Watch the LA boys. Gabriel Rodriguez explains the fake 360flip pretty well. It's kind of like an old freestyle kickflip where you hang your toe over the edge and pull the rail of the board upwards to make it flip over. (Rodney also uses this technique a ton in the Rodney vs daewon videos doing those all crooked grind flips that look off)

Spot on.

Watch it frame by frame (. and , keys on youtube). He flips it with his back toe under the board. Cole knows better than you

I have no doubt Cole knows better than me, I’m a big Cobra fan so I’m just shooting the shit, he deserved to win that match and I didn’t think he was still skating flat at that god level. Thankfully, I was wrong.

But for me, imo, that was a pressure tre, kinda like I do them on a good day. Back foot way off, balance it with the front foot pressure, transfer all the weight over your back foot, scoop down and back/across, releasing the pressure of your front foot at the last moment, and hope for the best. That’s pretty much my routine. And unlike Chris, I suck. Fuck, maybe I’m wrong aye, Cobra has them ninja skills that moves faster than my eye can see.

(https://i.ibb.co/Dbt4W2t/IMG-0555.jpg) (https://ibb.co/BPtL3Mt)

(https://i.ibb.co/1z5GsJR/IMG-0564.png) (https://ibb.co/J34jxFr)

(https://i.ibb.co/T0JrgR9/IMG-0565.png) (https://ibb.co/94BGr2Q)

(https://i.ibb.co/rQGcSsW/IMG-0566.png) (https://ibb.co/wdNwXsv)

(https://i.ibb.co/k4FSRrJ/IMG-0567.png) (https://ibb.co/zXw4yLF)

(https://i.ibb.co/BL19r2v/IMG-0569.png) (https://ibb.co/2qbTs3R)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 03, 2023, 07:11:29 AM
you seem to have conveniently stopped those screenshots just before he starts flipping it with his back foot
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on July 03, 2023, 07:17:50 AM
you seem to have conveniently stopped those screenshots just before he starts flipping it with his back foot

Fuck, I knew someone would say that! That’s where the screen shots jumped when I frame by frame, I can’t control that.  I’ve just made it worse for myself, hahaha. Watch it frame by frame in the game, and that back foot has left the board before any chance it can underflip. But that camera angle isn’t helping me either. Anyway, I’m just shooting the shit, nothing serious, glad Cole won, Im kinda kooking myself here. Keep shredding Slappers, I’ll going to skate.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on July 03, 2023, 07:24:53 AM
It's really a different trick dude, i can do them both. It's just a mikemo flip without pop.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: hotservicedeli on July 03, 2023, 08:41:35 AM
Eric has his name on the event.
And I didn’t see Berra cameo for either battle.
I honestly think Koton’s board snapping threw him off.. I’d like to think he was taking it seriously until then.
Yes Koston’s a goofy boy but out of the 93 til crew..he’s  consistently the only one who shows up..No Guy, No Carroll, No Howard etc etc..it speaks volumes sometimes..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 03, 2023, 09:43:56 AM
I love Eric Koston
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 03, 2023, 11:19:36 AM
I bet it's a real mind fuck to not be able to skate as you used when things came relatively easy for Koston (I assume). Skating is sort of unforgiving like that. Everyone will essentially have a decline on their skills. It's just a matter of time.

I like it. It's good to work it all out again. Limitations are sick to overcome at all ages
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sizzle on July 03, 2023, 07:54:08 PM
It’s not as dramatic as you’re making it sound. BATB has historically been the one feature of the Berrics that nearly everyone enjoys.

Buttery Ass Mondays. What's up with that dude nowadays?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burm on July 03, 2023, 10:16:51 PM

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Just because it looks to me like you're talking about two different things here, I'd like to point out that in my eyes this it exactly where the underflip happens, not off the tail while scooping but at the middle of the board after the shuv
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 03, 2023, 11:18:01 PM
Yeah it's like the mike mo flip, you under flip the board as it's coming around. I guess you could call it a late under flip? I've done them by accident more than once but never landed one.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 04, 2023, 04:38:02 AM
I used to flip them by the wheel I think. I'd go outside try a couple but if I got hurt doing so I'd be very not stoked.

It's not worth the slam.

 Definitely feel late but aren't all back foot under flippers technically lates?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: shannamal on July 04, 2023, 08:00:56 AM
i feel like people still don't get that koston is having fun, and that's his priority. it's odd to me; he clearly doesn't want to do hectic shit anymore, he just wants to goof around with his friends.

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Post by: Ty Evans Lightman on July 04, 2023, 10:03:24 AM
i feel like people still don't get that koston is having fun, and that's his priority. it's odd to me; he clearly doesn't want to do hectic shit anymore, he just wants to goof around with his friends.

This.
I also get a strong impression the younger generation have a lot of reverence for Koston so appreciate any opportunity to skate with him.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: conan777 on July 04, 2023, 02:54:31 PM
Koston has never been funny. Ever.
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Post by: Mr.Jenkins on July 04, 2023, 02:57:47 PM
i feel like people still don't get that koston is having fun, and that's his priority. it's odd to me; he clearly doesn't want to do hectic shit anymore, he just wants to goof around with his friends.

I feel like Koston doesn't understand that while he think he is funny, most other people dont think he is and that he is ruining his name for a lot of people.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Scottboarding on July 04, 2023, 07:51:52 PM
round 1. 11 mins so you know it's about to be a good kick-off. do not like the dane burman talking head bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzK-aT3hvXE
Really solid game but I'm surprised they accepted Mark's nollie bs 360 heel at 5:50. I get "bigger margin for error" but at what point do you call a redo on defense if that isn't it?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 05, 2023, 06:58:36 AM
i feel like people still don't get that koston is having fun, and that's his priority. it's odd to me; he clearly doesn't want to do hectic shit anymore, he just wants to goof around with his friends.

People also forget that his history is his main plower.

People talk shit but they rarely hit the proper talking points about Koston.

It's not like he's asking us to sit through another video part at age 64. Just be happy he's just lightly squeezing the tit of pop realm skating.

Would some kid from far off YouTube land who's been dreaming about taking a poop on the berries floor for 20 years with a switch triple v be that more entertaining.

I'd rather watch Koston barely land shit. He's beating the odds every time he hits his tail on the ground and defying way much more gravity than the rest of us so maybe we should just chill.  ;)

More plower to the pals
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 05, 2023, 07:09:42 AM
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round 1. 11 mins so you know it's about to be a good kick-off. do not like the dane burman talking head bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzK-aT3hvXE
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Really solid game but I'm surprised they accepted Mark's nollie bs 360 heel at 5:50. I get "bigger margin for error" but at what point do you call a redo on defense if that isn't it?

Clearly touched the tail and not a foot on the ground. && Reuls
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Post by: Mandatory Reload on July 05, 2023, 09:05:30 AM
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round 1. 11 mins so you know it's about to be a good kick-off. do not like the dane burman talking head bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzK-aT3hvXE
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Really solid game but I'm surprised they accepted Mark's nollie bs 360 heel at 5:50. I get "bigger margin for error" but at what point do you call a redo on defense if that isn't it?

Cole's back 3 was also pretty bad except it was on offense and they let that one slide
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 05, 2023, 11:39:39 AM
I love Eric Koston

A take so hot that when I close my eyes I still see it but inverse.
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Post by: Abyss1 on July 05, 2023, 11:59:30 AM
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i feel like people still don't get that koston is having fun, and that's his priority. it's odd to me; he clearly doesn't want to do hectic shit anymore, he just wants to goof around with his friends.
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People also forget that his history is his main plower.

People talk shit but they rarely hit the proper talking points about Koston.

It's not like he's asking us to sit through another video part at age 64. Just be happy he's just lightly squeezing the tit of pop realm skating.

Would some kid from far off YouTube land who's been dreaming about taking a poop on the berries floor for 20 years with a switch triple v be that more entertaining.

I'd rather watch Koston barely land shit. He's beating the odds every time he hits his tail on the ground and defying way much more gravity than the rest of us so maybe we should just chill.  ;)

More plower to the pals

growing up in the mid 90s I had a homie who idolized koston, so much it got me into skateboarding.  Im cool with seeing koston compete.   Must be the same feeling old dudes feel when they see Alva skate even if he bails a lot. 
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Post by: Banned from the room on July 05, 2023, 09:34:17 PM
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i feel like people still don't get that koston is having fun, and that's his priority. it's odd to me; he clearly doesn't want to do hectic shit anymore, he just wants to goof around with his friends.
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People also forget that his history is his main plower.

People talk shit but they rarely hit the proper talking points about Koston.

It's not like he's asking us to sit through another video part at age 64. Just be happy he's just lightly squeezing the tit of pop realm skating.

Would some kid from far off YouTube land who's been dreaming about taking a poop on the berries floor for 20 years with a switch triple v be that more entertaining.

I'd rather watch Koston barely land shit. He's beating the odds every time he hits his tail on the ground and defying way much more gravity than the rest of us so maybe we should just chill.  ;)

More plower to the pals
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growing up in the mid 90s I had a homie who idolized koston, so much it got me into skateboarding.  Im cool with seeing koston compete.   Must be the same feeling old dudes feel when they see Alva skate even if he bails a lot.

Maybe. Alva's kinda the godfather. I'd say Eric is closer to like a Dave Duncan because of the era handy cap.

It's the same reason like PJ ≠ MJ
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Ayanami on July 08, 2023, 09:11:15 AM
https://youtu.be/0UXzvrzKR3I
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Post by: dropgems on July 08, 2023, 09:14:29 AM
Chris Cole is probably the goat at a game of skate overall, would you agree? If I were betting, I would take him. Dude is like Larry Bird or Kobe… totally comes through.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on July 08, 2023, 09:22:42 AM
https://youtu.be/0UXzvrzKR3I
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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 08, 2023, 10:18:56 AM
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A do-over on the fuckin botched switch hardflip?? Nah, the referee is in Cariuma's pockets. That's some Cobra Kai shit.
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Post by: dropgems on July 08, 2023, 10:20:45 AM
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Dudes ain’t got it like Cole. It’s not even close really. Cole should just be the end boss at BATB. Prod and pj as mini boss.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: vinithebr on July 08, 2023, 10:35:05 AM
what the fuck is that dude wearing
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: krooked-l on July 08, 2023, 11:26:47 AM
Damn, it is so hard to watch Cody Cepeda skate. He is performing his tricks in such a bored way.
But he might win the thing, the guy is quite hard to beat.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on July 08, 2023, 11:28:26 AM
Snooze fest. FP vs cariuma 🥱 no one wins
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on July 08, 2023, 12:17:24 PM
where is steve borris
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Post by: swellbowed on July 08, 2023, 12:24:49 PM
where is steve borris
He probably knows it’s best to stay out of the picture by now
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 08, 2023, 12:51:36 PM
So what is the deal with Cody Cepeda? Does he just sit around at home waiting for the annual BATB or is he considered a pro now?
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 08, 2023, 01:25:00 PM
It didn't take him long to break out the double flips.
They should add a new rule that you can only do one double flip trick on offense per match. That might help drain the gutters a bit.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mongo Lloyd on July 08, 2023, 01:49:24 PM
Cody fucking human-centipeda is still in these things? Christ almighty! That dude’s skating is like sandpaper across the eyes.

*ok, just watched the battle. I seem to remember in his earlier days, super slow skating, and lots of crop duster tricks. To his credit, Cody’s tricks have improved, but the double flip shit is wankery.*
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 08, 2023, 03:14:11 PM
It would be quicker if the other skater would say, "Oh, you can do all the double flips?  Ok, I lose."
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on July 08, 2023, 03:30:41 PM
i have yet to see a berra appearance
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Post by: tadej Pog on July 08, 2023, 06:56:50 PM
So what is the deal with Cody Cepeda? Does he just sit around at home waiting for the annual BATB or is he considered a pro now?

Hahahahahah
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 08, 2023, 09:20:26 PM
Eric has his name on the event.
And I didn’t see Berra cameo for either battle.
I honestly think Koton’s board snapping threw him off.. I’d like to think he was taking it seriously until then.
Yes Koston’s a goofy boy but out of the 93 til crew..he’s  consistently the only one who shows up..No Guy, No Carroll, No Howard etc etc..it speaks volumes sometimes..

As much as I can't stand how trivial koston makes it all, you're def not wrong about him showing up. Wonder what the rest of those guys do for money these days... And tbf, skating is pretty trivial on paper so he's not wrong to clown around about it either. Sometimes I'm like yea who gives a fuck, and other times I'm like no this is the most important thing I've ever involved myself in!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 08, 2023, 09:30:13 PM
So what is the deal with Cody Cepeda? Does he just sit around at home waiting for the annual BATB or is he considered a pro now?

Cody is a skate rat, I see him all the time. I don't know if he's considered pro, but in the realm of core skating he might be like a man am or whatever they called Kelly Hart. Def better than your hometown hero by a lot, not quite as good as your fav pro. I think in another era he'd have been one of those guys who's pro and got coverage for a handful of years and then disappeared.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 08, 2023, 10:43:51 PM
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Cody is a skate rat, I see him all the time. I don't know if he's considered pro, but in the realm of core skating he might be like a man am or whatever they called Kelly Hart. Def better than your hometown hero by a lot, not quite as good as your fav pro. I think in another era he'd have been one of those guys who's pro and got coverage for a handful of years and then disappeared.
Borra took him under his wing and it turned out so well that Cody had to get a job at Denny's.
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Post by: sle_epy on July 08, 2023, 11:33:34 PM
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Cody is a skate rat, I see him all the time. I don't know if he's considered pro, but in the realm of core skating he might be like a man am or whatever they called Kelly Hart. Def better than your hometown hero by a lot, not quite as good as your fav pro. I think in another era he'd have been one of those guys who's pro and got coverage for a handful of years and then disappeared.
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Borra took him under his wing and it turned out so well that Cody had to get a job at Denny's.

Unless barriuma is paying him a living wage I'd guess he has another job. Hard to say tho. Crob is a carpenter, they'd prob be considered similar level for their eras.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 08, 2023, 11:35:11 PM
Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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Post by: sle_epy on July 08, 2023, 11:43:27 PM
Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.

Cody's style might look boring or whatever, to some but factor in how tall he is, and it's amazing he looks that athletic or smooth on a board.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 09, 2023, 02:12:40 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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Cody's style might look boring or whatever, to some but factor in how tall he is, and it's amazing he looks that athletic or smooth on a board.

He's definitely a lot more aesthetically pleasing now than he used to be. There was for sure a bit of hometown hero circus trick shit going on when he won but it seems like he's fixed basically all the stuff I complained about now..skates faster, pops (most of) his shit, and looked good doing it.

Do you know what size his setup is? It always trips me out when giant dudes like him and Sewa have such crazy tech skill on smaller decks. Like, I skate 8.25 and have sz 12 feet and they get in the way all the time, I can't imagine doing switch flips and shit with even bigger feet and smaller boards (I think Sewa skates like an 8). I guess maybe it would help with like scoopy stuff since you can just whip the tail around but I can't imagine there's much margin for error on anything toe flicked.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 09, 2023, 05:15:12 AM
I don't think he'll ever shake off the rep he got for looking like a bear skating on a tech deck when he first appeared but the last couple of years in BATB his skating has actually looked pretty decent
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Post by: sle_epy on July 09, 2023, 05:38:07 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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Cody's style might look boring or whatever, to some but factor in how tall he is, and it's amazing he looks that athletic or smooth on a board.
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He's definitely a lot more aesthetically pleasing now than he used to be. There was for sure a bit of hometown hero circus trick shit going on when he won but it seems like he's fixed basically all the stuff I complained about now..skates faster, pops (most of) his shit, and looked good doing it.

Do you know what size his setup is? It always trips me out when giant dudes like him and Sewa have such crazy tech skill on smaller decks. Like, I skate 8.25 and have sz 12 feet and they get in the way all the time, I can't imagine doing switch flips and shit with even bigger feet and smaller boards (I think Sewa skates like an 8). I guess maybe it would help with like scoopy stuff since you can just whip the tail around but I can't imagine there's much margin for error on anything toe flicked.

I don't, but he looks normal skating it so maybe an 8.25 - 8.5? I'd imagine any smaller than that might look weird.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on July 09, 2023, 06:33:09 AM
Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.

yeye i thought this game was valid

i dont think of double flips as a clown/unfair trick at all either

its not nearly as corny as doing a boneless on flatground
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 09, 2023, 08:12:45 AM
I don't think he'll ever shake off the rep he got for looking like a bear skating on a tech deck when he first appeared but the last couple of years in BATB his skating has actually looked pretty decent

His switch hardflip was really smooth I gotta say.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Ayanami on July 09, 2023, 09:08:38 AM
https://youtu.be/oYXPFAFzbXc

Better than the last one, game was a lot closer than I thought it’d be.

Also why did the ref look so confused calling anything?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 09, 2023, 10:43:15 AM
I was pretty impressed with Decenzo. Didn’t know that guy had such good flat ground. Has he been in this before?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 09, 2023, 12:16:49 PM
https://youtu.be/oYXPFAFzbXc

Better than the last one, game was a lot closer than I thought it’d be.

Also why did the ref look so confused calling anything?

Tyler is literally telling the ref what call to make 😂
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Magnolia on July 09, 2023, 12:29:53 PM
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Better than the last one, game was a lot closer than I thought it’d be.

Also why did the ref look so confused calling anything?
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Tyler is literally telling the ref what call to make 😂
It worked tho, I didn't see any bad calls

I don't think I've seen someone layer over a cariuma shirt before, it's nice to see some restraint
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 09, 2023, 01:44:30 PM
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Better than the last one, game was a lot closer than I thought it’d be.

Also why did the ref look so confused calling anything?
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Tyler is literally telling the ref what call to make 😂

Tyler's been getting a lot of one on one time with Berra and it shows

Dude's walking around like he owns the place
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Chauncey Laroux on July 09, 2023, 02:27:31 PM
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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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Dudes ain’t got it like Cole. It’s not even close really. Cole should just be the end boss at BATB. Prod and pj as mini boss.

This is a great idea.  Hire this man!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bob george on July 09, 2023, 03:10:53 PM
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Better than the last one, game was a lot closer than I thought it’d be.

Also why did the ref look so confused calling anything?
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Tyler is literally telling the ref what call to make 😂

Yeah that was pretty funny. I think the guest referee used to be an interesting idea at the very start. They should just have one person always ref and keep it consistent. This game was pretty good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: swellbowed on July 09, 2023, 03:47:45 PM
Solid match up. Felipe's Fakie Inward Heelflip was crazy good. Anyone else think Levi & Chris Joslin look alike?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TreBombMartin on July 09, 2023, 04:58:47 PM
Taking a walk down BATB memory lane I forgot about the "nollie half cab double flip" Prod attempted in the final against PJ. Been a while since I've watched a trickapedia but wasn't the description of the series to literally correct trick names like "nollie half cab"?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on July 09, 2023, 05:55:49 PM
Solid match up. Felipe's Fakie Inward Heelflip was crazy good. Anyone else think Levi & Chris Joslin look alike?
levi is joslin cosplaying as shane oneill
and i could have sworn the ref was youness amrani
this world gets more confusing every day
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on July 09, 2023, 07:32:38 PM
levi is joslin cosplaying as shane oneill
When you’re right, you’re very right.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on July 09, 2023, 10:04:53 PM
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When you’re right, you’re very right.

Makes perfect sense. Now I can’t unsee it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on July 10, 2023, 04:13:12 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/07/us/pennsylvania-inmate-escapes/index.html
this dude looks like Borra
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 10, 2023, 04:45:27 AM
Has anyone worked out what the "Freedom" tagline is about?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 10, 2023, 05:17:27 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/07/us/pennsylvania-inmate-escapes/index.html
this dude looks like Borra

Holy shit, he totally does lol. That's why he hasn't been around for batb13
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 10, 2023, 05:22:26 AM
I thought Levi could possibly be a darkhorse to win the whole thing, seems like he has a lot of circus tricks and shit.
I dunno about that now though, he's looking pretty beatable. I guess he's more the ledge version of the novelty flatground youtubers.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 10, 2023, 06:44:37 AM
Has anyone worked out what the "Freedom" tagline is about?

Was wondering this too. I’m starting to think maybe it has to do with Borra and konston now having total control over the Berrics again? “Free” from corporate?? 

Idk honestly
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 10, 2023, 06:55:21 AM
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Was wondering this too. I’m starting to think maybe it has to do with Borra and konston now having total control over the Berrics again? “Free” from corporate?? 

Idk honestly

The irony that they're both corporate shills at this point.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on July 10, 2023, 08:37:05 AM
Has anyone worked out what the "Freedom" tagline is about?

Maybe berra escaped the church?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 10, 2023, 09:23:50 AM
Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.

I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 10, 2023, 09:33:15 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.

&& Should be final boss at all batb going forward. Chris Coal has a deep bag but you know he's not gonna get too wacky. I don't even think there's a strategy to prepare for all the wack shit && does.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ChompskyHonk on July 10, 2023, 09:41:29 AM
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Has anyone worked out what the "Freedom" tagline is about?
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Maybe berra escaped the church?

he escaped the core skate industry
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on July 10, 2023, 09:49:49 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.

It was a gentlemen's game for the most part at the beginning. I think once cody saw Ryan try the switch big heel the gloves came off and he hit him with a nollie double flip and then a couple tricks later the switch double flip. Personally I'd rather watch the game go on for longer instead of people pulling out the double flip variations.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 10, 2023, 09:51:42 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.
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&& Should be final boss at all batb going forward. Chris Coal has a deep bag but you know he's not gonna get too wacky. I don't even think there's a strategy to prepare for all the wack shit && does.

Mad practice of front foot impossibles and dolphin flips to roast beef.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 10, 2023, 09:59:28 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.
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&& Should be final boss at all batb going forward. Chris Coal has a deep bag but you know he's not gonna get too wacky. I don't even think there's a strategy to prepare for all the wack shit && does.
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Mad practice of front foot impossibles and dolphin flips to roast beef.

Low-key I think && lays it down in that van of his. That last sequence you mentioned sounds like some sort of top tier sex move. The prowess. && Doesn't care what anyone thinks because he knows what he's capable of when he's railing groupie chicks. Wonder if he keeps the helmet on tho, those van roofs are pretty low.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 10, 2023, 10:12:07 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.
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&& Should be final boss at all batb going forward. Chris Coal has a deep bag but you know he's not gonna get too wacky. I don't even think there's a strategy to prepare for all the wack shit && does.
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Mad practice of front foot impossibles and dolphin flips to roast beef.
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Low-key I think && lays it down in that van of his. That last sequence you mentioned sounds like some sort of top tier sex move. The prowess. && Doesn't care what anyone thinks because he knows what he's capable of when he's railing groupie chicks. Wonder if he keeps the helmet on tho, those van roofs are pretty low.

Imagine the girl's surprise if && insists on condomless sex.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 10, 2023, 10:13:48 AM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.
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&& Should be final boss at all batb going forward. Chris Coal has a deep bag but you know he's not gonna get too wacky. I don't even think there's a strategy to prepare for all the wack shit && does.
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Mad practice of front foot impossibles and dolphin flips to roast beef.
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Low-key I think && lays it down in that van of his. That last sequence you mentioned sounds like some sort of top tier sex move. The prowess. && Doesn't care what anyone thinks because he knows what he's capable of when he's railing groupie chicks. Wonder if he keeps the helmet on tho, those van roofs are pretty low.
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Imagine the girl's surprise if && insists on condomless sex.

Lol
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 10, 2023, 10:31:01 AM
&& should do a condom line that features a bedazzled helmet printed on the tip.

Tagline could be something like "Keep STD's an NBD with && Brand Condoms!"
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 10, 2023, 10:37:31 AM
&& should do a condom line that features a bedazzled helmet printed on the tip.

Tagline could be something like "Keep STD's an NBD with && Brand Condoms!"
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: dropgems on July 10, 2023, 01:29:57 PM
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Eh I don't get why people are shitting on Cody for that one. I thought he just skated better. I only saw 2 double flips out of like 30+ tricks...Decenzo tried one (tre double) on offense too but missed. It seemed to me like his switch game won it for him more than double flips. Sw fs biggerspin should not look that effortless.
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I also don't understand the hate. He started it off with regular stuff. At a certain point somebody has to pull out their circus tricks to gain an edge in a game like this. It's not fucking Wimbledon where everybody has to wear white and be a good mannered gentleman. I can't stand && and I'm looking forward to his match to see what kind of goofy bullshit he'll try.
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&& Should be final boss at all batb going forward. Chris Coal has a deep bag but you know he's not gonna get too wacky. I don't even think there's a strategy to prepare for all the wack shit && does.


Coal will stomp all. He’s the fucking terminator meets Larry Bird when locked in.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: djoekr on July 10, 2023, 02:41:14 PM
Great, now I got a mental image of && Natas Spinning during missionary stuck in my head.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 10, 2023, 03:47:01 PM
Chris "Coal" Cole
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 10, 2023, 03:51:57 PM
Chris "Coal" Cole

Embarrassing 😳
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: companguero on July 10, 2023, 03:57:46 PM
&& should do a condom line that features a bedazzled helmet printed on the tip.

Tagline could be something like "Keep STD's an NBD with && Brand Condoms!"

With George's help, Andy's revolutionizing the game once again. its his new signature "shaped" female condom. Gay is right, The only thing Andy wraps are his impossibles.

(https://i.postimg.cc/mZ18LL0P/woah.png)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 10, 2023, 07:43:18 PM
Has anyone worked out what the "Freedom" tagline is about?

Willing to bet it's related to them allegedly parting ways with Hypebeast
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: swellbowed on July 11, 2023, 08:04:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdNUfL4fbWE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdNUfL4fbWE)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 11, 2023, 12:10:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdNUfL4fbWE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdNUfL4fbWE)

Bro blew it by wasting half the video predicting the outcome of the rest of the season.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 11, 2023, 05:33:33 PM
Has anyone worked out what the "Freedom" tagline is about?

They're trying to capitalize on Free Dome's popularity.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 11, 2023, 06:58:16 PM
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They're trying to capitalize on Free Dome's popularity.

Free Dome just makes me miss the FreeDumb "asshead" graphic. Sigh.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: jgonzalez on July 13, 2023, 08:46:40 PM
Lol Cole “coal” Kohl’s whooped the soosh in Fallen shoes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: QixHexagon on July 14, 2023, 08:04:09 AM
I like how wildly different is the level of the best tricks of some guys.

Its like one dude's "death blow" is a 720 switch hardflip and the other is an ollie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQACzmmPDcg
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on July 14, 2023, 08:38:39 AM
Praman rips. I don’t care if the ginger cariuma shill wins Patrick is the winner already
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Magnolia on July 14, 2023, 08:39:11 AM
As someone with 0 switch game, is the switch inward heel that tough a trick? I see a lot of nollie inward heels and I'm curious if that translates into being an easy/common switch trick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: roba on July 14, 2023, 08:54:13 AM
As someone with 0 switch game, is the switch inward heel that tough a trick? I see a lot of nollie inward heels and I'm curious if that translates into being an easy/common switch trick

nollie is much easier
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Style Police on July 14, 2023, 08:55:16 AM
As someone with 0 switch game, is the switch inward heel that tough a trick? I see a lot of nollie inward heels and I'm curious if that translates into being an easy/common switch trick

Nollie inward heels are way easier for the majority of skaters that is why you see them more often.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 14, 2023, 09:04:21 AM
I like how wildly different is the level of the best tricks of some guys.

Its like one dude's "death blow" is a 720 switch hardflip and the other is an ollie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQACzmmPDcg

"Death Blow" sounds like some kind of horror porn.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Magnolia on July 14, 2023, 09:12:59 AM
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I like how wildly different is the level of the best tricks of some guys.

Its like one dude's "death blow" is a 720 switch hardflip and the other is an ollie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQACzmmPDcg
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"Death Blow" sounds like some kind of horror porn.
It's free dome's going out of business sale
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: coldbrew on July 14, 2023, 09:16:16 AM
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I like how wildly different is the level of the best tricks of some guys.

Its like one dude's "death blow" is a 720 switch hardflip and the other is an ollie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQACzmmPDcg
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"Death Blow" sounds like some kind of horror porn.
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It's free dome's going out of business sale

LOL have a gnar.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick Duck on July 14, 2023, 09:44:27 AM
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&& should do a condom line that features a bedazzled helmet printed on the tip.

Tagline could be something like "Keep STD's an NBD with && Brand Condoms!"
[close]

With George's help, Andy's revolutionizing the game once again. its his new signature "shaped" female condom. Gay is right, The only thing Andy wraps are his impossibles.

(https://i.postimg.cc/mZ18LL0P/woah.png)
lmao that actually looks like a youtube thumbnail too
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: QixHexagon on July 14, 2023, 03:17:53 PM
Praman rips. I don’t care if the ginger cariuma shill wins Patrick is the winner already

Yeah, I'd rather watch anything by Patrick than Tyler
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 14, 2023, 10:18:51 PM
 Descenzo should have front side flipped him to death.   :o
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 14, 2023, 10:23:15 PM
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https://youtu.be/oYXPFAFzbXc

Better than the last one, game was a lot closer than I thought it’d be.

Also why did the ref look so confused calling anything?
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Tyler is literally telling the ref what call to make 😂
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It worked tho, I didn't see any bad calls

I don't think I've seen someone layer over a cariuma shirt before, it's nice to see some restraint

I disagree. Cariuma is Stalining. The judge and the Levi clearly disagreed.
Even Crob was like wtf who's reffing this shit. And like Kelly rubbing his hand together said hahaha Tyler yes!!! Eeeevil EVIL!!! Under control. Under Control!

Like and Evil Sean Malto girl.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 14, 2023, 10:25:38 PM
I thought Levi could possibly be a darkhorse to win the whole thing, seems like he has a lot of circus tricks and shit.
I dunno about that now though, he's looking pretty beatable. I guess he's more the ledge version of the novelty flatground youtubers.

Mobbing the hard way off a ledge with a 270 body doesn't equal good flat vocabulary clearly.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on July 15, 2023, 07:54:49 AM
I like how wildly different is the level of the best tricks of some guys.

Its like one dude's "death blow" is a 720 switch hardflip and the other is an ollie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQACzmmPDcg

Patrick keeping it classy, great switch inward heel, comes across as a great dude. Surprised they didn't re-film that nollie 360 kf attempt by the other guy, or choose something else, that bounced and wasn't even close, full 180 revert slide. Odd choice.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on July 15, 2023, 08:04:19 AM
damn, borra's back. "freedom from covid" oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWBouQ7IHI
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 15, 2023, 09:54:02 AM
Pretty cutthroat with those last few tricks. I can't decide which is less appealing: Nick Holt's style or Borra wearing horizontal stripes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on July 15, 2023, 10:43:01 AM
somebody forgot to learn fs bigspins
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on July 15, 2023, 11:20:46 AM
Nick Holt out here creating a fabric shortage with those pants.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 15, 2023, 11:46:51 AM
damn, borra's back. "freedom from covid" oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWBouQ7IHI

both skaters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on July 15, 2023, 12:47:53 PM
Berra looking like Russian seamen.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DirtyCheddarKids on July 15, 2023, 01:24:24 PM
Berra looking like Russian semen.

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on July 15, 2023, 01:31:04 PM
In the beginning there was semen
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Roy Machine on July 15, 2023, 02:45:21 PM
damn, borra's back. "freedom from covid" oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWBouQ7IHI

For the first time in these match ups the "legitimate" pro wore cariumas and the youtube dork wore normal shoes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on July 15, 2023, 03:21:35 PM
The Battle of fake steez
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 15, 2023, 03:31:06 PM
I thought Giovanni Ribisi would do better, he bailed some relatively easy ones.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: carbonite on July 15, 2023, 05:15:53 PM
Berra looking like Russian seamen.

in soviet russia fences jump you
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: figureitout on July 15, 2023, 08:39:20 PM
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&& should do a condom line that features a bedazzled helmet printed on the tip.

Tagline could be something like "Keep STD's an NBD with && Brand Condoms!"
[close]

With George's help, Andy's revolutionizing the game once again. its his new signature "shaped" female condom. Gay is right, The only thing Andy wraps are his impossibles.

(https://i.postimg.cc/mZ18LL0P/woah.png)
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lmao that actually looks like a youtube thumbnail too

This is just missing Cab and one of his “shawty’s”, actually it’s fine as is.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: HiltonPartinez on July 15, 2023, 09:01:09 PM
Russian seamen
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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ish_wav on July 15, 2023, 10:39:09 PM
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damn, borra's back. "freedom from covid" oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWBouQ7IHI
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For the first time in these match ups the "legitimate" pro wore cariumas and the youtube dork wore normal shoes

You’re a fucking nerd if you think Nick is just some “youtube dork.”
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on July 15, 2023, 10:58:10 PM
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damn, borra's back. "freedom from covid" oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWBouQ7IHI
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For the first time in these match ups the "legitimate" pro wore cariumas and the youtube dork wore normal shoes
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You’re a fucking nerd if you think Nick is just some “youtube dork.”

this statement really lost the buildup, oomph, and frankly all meaning on the word "nerd". Wouldn't the opposite be the case, i.e. the user you are replying to is lacking knowledge rather than having too much?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Candied cigarettes on July 15, 2023, 11:00:18 PM
What moron is actually paying 100$ for those signed boards
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ish_wav on July 15, 2023, 11:12:20 PM
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damn, borra's back. "freedom from covid" oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWBouQ7IHI
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For the first time in these match ups the "legitimate" pro wore cariumas and the youtube dork wore normal shoes
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You’re a fucking nerd if you think Nick is just some “youtube dork.”
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this statement really lost the buildup, oomph, and frankly all meaning on the word "nerd". Wouldn't the opposite be the case, i.e. the user you are replying to is lacking knowledge rather than having too much?

You’re a fucking nerd for looking so deep into it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 15, 2023, 11:56:50 PM
What moron is actually paying 100$ for those signed boards

I think it doubles as a ticket to finals night but still, buying a BATB competitor’s signed board is wild
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on July 16, 2023, 12:35:35 AM
batb13 seems great so far
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Roy Machine on July 16, 2023, 02:51:27 AM
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damn, borra's back. "freedom from covid" oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWBouQ7IHI
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For the first time in these match ups the "legitimate" pro wore cariumas and the youtube dork wore normal shoes
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You’re a fucking nerd if you think Nick is just some “youtube dork.”

Pls enlighten me then
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 16, 2023, 04:23:47 AM
Nick Holt is a nerd
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theoriginalgoon on July 16, 2023, 05:24:05 AM
Nick Holt is a herb who fakes it til he makes it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Roy Machine on July 16, 2023, 07:19:45 AM
Slap has changed. Nowadays you get schooled when you don't know the vita of Nick Holt and nobody kooks you when you call Gustavo ribeiro a legitimate pro.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on July 16, 2023, 08:23:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4nETXMe84
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: smellymoron69 on July 16, 2023, 08:30:03 AM
cringelord busts out the double flip on his third trick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: dallou on July 16, 2023, 09:02:45 AM
He seemed over it after the forward flip
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Veggie.Wav on July 16, 2023, 09:07:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4nETXMe84

Idk if we're at a point where the comments section is filled with Cariuma bots, little kids that are impressed by triple flippity flips, or people just don't care anymore, but I'm still not fucking with doing shit like forward flips and double flips so early. As a viewer I don't wanna see a guy get washed in 2 minutes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: PlugSkullcandy on July 16, 2023, 09:28:20 AM
Cariuma guy i’ve never heard of (sorry) throws double flip as his third trick. Also that forward flip… He wanted to end the game quickly I guess.

To me there’s an unwritten rule in BATB / Games of Skate in general : you throw your « weird » tricks when the « basic » tricks were done… See the Cole vs Suciu game. This also add tension and suspense in the game… but I know some are going broke…Seems like Cariuma wonderkid with strange sponsors lost in the finals last year so he’s in revenge mode.

But who cares ! Certainly not Praman who’s a newly turned pro and has a great style / trick selection imo.

First BATB seasons seemed more laidback - also I was in my early 20s so I was not the grumpy gatekeeping old skateboarder I am now haha.

(Sounding salty here haha)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 16, 2023, 09:59:48 AM
I really wanted to see Patrick Praman land one of his exquisite bs nollie heelflips but life isn't quite fair is it? That double flipping Caruima kid really lacks the basic SKATE etiquette that makes for an interesting match.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Style Police on July 16, 2023, 10:09:43 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/d0wBx2dq/Screen-Shot-2021-08-12-at-2-39-11-PM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 16, 2023, 10:16:17 AM
Well, that was disappointing but completely expected. The core street guys are seldom going to win against the flatground internet kids cause core street dudes don't spend hours a day practicing double flips and shit.

I know it's the fun conspiracy theory that they're trying to pave a path for Peterson, but in reality,  all three of Cariuma's best hopes for a victor are in the right side bracket together (Olivera, Griffen, Peterson), so they'll definitely end up playing each other and only one of them can possibly make it to finals night. In their same bracket are Etnies skaters Joslin and Giger who are easily a threat to take all of them out.
The only even remote hope Cariuma has in the left bracket is Levi, who isn't looking all that great, so a Cariuma vs Cariuma final is extremely unlikely.
Look, I know Cariuma sucks, I'm not a fan myself, but if this was rigged to ensure Cariuma dominates the finals night they kinda fucked up pretty bad.

(http://www.boardstation.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/berrics_355659403_1467284407374409_3348054203364297268_n.jpg)
(http://www.boardstation.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/berrics_355669612_651972546384707_8669121839926549819_n.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on July 16, 2023, 10:52:59 AM
Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 16, 2023, 11:01:34 AM
I'm telling y'all. Nick Holt vs Joslin
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Fartknocker415 on July 16, 2023, 11:10:41 AM
Patrick’s skating is great but god damn you can let go of a few pieces of jewelry my guy…
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: changed1 on July 16, 2023, 12:34:40 PM
Patrick’s skating is great but god damn you can let go of a few pieces of jewelry my guy…
Don’t hate on the steez
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JANUS on July 16, 2023, 12:40:07 PM
The arms on the double flip, then holding the pose. Fucking classic bullshit.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on July 16, 2023, 12:42:09 PM
Tyler is playing like his career depends on winning batb. Take a chill pill Berra jr.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on July 16, 2023, 12:42:44 PM
The arms on the double flip, then holding the pose. Fucking classic bullshit.

yeh, fuckin yikes

bm to the max
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: l1ll1ll1 on July 16, 2023, 12:45:21 PM
Cariuma-Buddy should have gotten two letters just for the way Patrick picked up his deck.

This video is so good at showing whats wrong with this "tournament".
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on July 16, 2023, 12:46:17 PM
Well, that was disappointing but completely expected. The core street guys are seldom going to win against the flatground internet kids cause core street dudes don't spend hours a day practicing double flips and shit.

(http://www.boardstation.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/berrics_355659403_1467284407374409_3348054203364297268_n.jpg)
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i was surprised when i saw patricks name on the roster
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on July 16, 2023, 02:05:59 PM
I really wanted to see Patrick Praman land one of his exquisite bs nollie heelflips but life isn't quite fair is it? That double flipping Caruima kid really lacks the basic SKATE etiquette that makes for an interesting match.

I was thinking the same thing. Was he trying to do nollie bs 360 heel or did he just over rotate his nollie back heel? It was hard to tell.

These Cariuma robots are boring to watch. There are so many flatground tricks to go through before you even need to tap into those circus tricks. They take themselves way too seriously
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on July 16, 2023, 03:18:10 PM
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I really wanted to see Patrick Praman land one of his exquisite bs nollie heelflips but life isn't quite fair is it? That double flipping Caruima kid really lacks the basic SKATE etiquette that makes for an interesting match.
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I was thinking the same thing. Was he trying to do nollie bs 360 heel or did he just over rotate his nollie back heel? It was hard to tell.

These Cariuma robots are boring to watch. There are so many flatground tricks to go through before you even need to tap into those circus tricks. They take themselves way too seriously

I’m ok with any technique which results in a Cariuma person’s game ending faster, even if it’s at the expense of a Patrick Praman
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 16, 2023, 03:44:46 PM
I miss when BATB was just pros and people you’ve actually heard of before.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 16, 2023, 03:49:15 PM
Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it

Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pbn_jake on July 16, 2023, 03:52:28 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.


This just makes me want to see a ishod freestyle part..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: lurkluke on July 16, 2023, 04:31:50 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.

Yeah I'm confused at why people are surprised that skaters enter this to try and win. It's a competition - do what you can to win and take the money.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 16, 2023, 04:56:48 PM
If Sewa can be a good sport and call re-do on himself in the fucking finals then these YouTubers can at least hold the bullshit tricks for a couple dozen rounds. Tyler isn’t going to get paid any sooner by being a jerk with his stupid double flips. “Skaters don’t get paid enough” isn’t an excuse to be a dick to other skaters. I don’t Patrick personally but I bet he’s not getting rich either, let the man have a real game.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 16, 2023, 05:02:50 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.

Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on July 16, 2023, 05:04:10 PM
Just read the comments and it's really sad. There are people saying that Patrick Praman sucks at skating and shouldn't be pro. And every pro should be able to dolphin flip. It's a whole different world
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 16, 2023, 05:24:30 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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… that pro VS joes trash.

Nah bro pro v joes season was the best, with the exception being pj and p-Rod season 6 champ battle
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 16, 2023, 05:27:30 PM
Berries should have been like fuck this match.
Jack Osborne it's time for switch ninja training on the big ass flat bar.

Jack Osborne has the ill switch front feeb
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on July 16, 2023, 06:06:22 PM
the problem with this batb is how bent over it is for someone on cariuma to win. would explain why skaters who aren't known for their flatground like patrick, sean malto and leo romero are in this, but the viewers (and the youtube view count) suffer from these boring ass games. If sewa and joslin weren't in this the cariumagenda be way too obvious. Not to mention the irony that the word "freedom" is some kind of theme in this contest when cariuma crafted the bracket this way.

big corporations are a necessary evil for our favorite skaters to get paid well, but at least nike (who sponsored pros vs joes batb7) and red bull (who sponsor terminal takeover) are sponsoring/hosting contests that make for decent content. These 5 minute games ain't it.

Echoing what an above poster said that batb7 was the best one, and by a huge margin. I'm still sus on the fact that Moses hasn't returned to any after that, his debut was phenomenal and he was one of the only few to match sewa's hardflip front 180. Could be a visa thing I guess.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tommy G on July 16, 2023, 06:44:51 PM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on July 16, 2023, 07:12:42 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.

Very well said
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on July 16, 2023, 07:36:32 PM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip

like it was a setup
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on July 16, 2023, 08:22:06 PM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup

I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 16, 2023, 08:37:25 PM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.

I thought that was Pat who said he got a letter on Tyler

Also, I think Patrick could’ve seen this as a new pro board selling opportunity and taken the battle more seriously to win over the BATB community idk
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 16, 2023, 08:39:56 PM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.
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I thought that was Pat who said he got a letter on Tyler

Also, I think Patrick could’ve seen this as a new pro board selling opportunity and taken the battle more seriously to win over the BATB community idk

Batb community
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on July 16, 2023, 08:43:44 PM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.
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I thought that was Pat who said he got a letter on Tyler

Also, I think Patrick could’ve seen this as a new pro board selling opportunity and taken the battle more seriously to win over the BATB community idk

Damn, I thought it was Tyler being a little douche saying it like he was expecting to skunk Pat. Well either way he was still a douche. And yeah I can see Pat doing this for some exposure. He just turned pro and has a part dropping tomorrow I believe.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on July 16, 2023, 09:56:23 PM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.
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I thought that was Pat who said he got a letter on Tyler

Also, I think Patrick could’ve seen this as a new pro board selling opportunity and taken the battle more seriously to win over the BATB community idk
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Damn, I thought it was Tyler being a little douche saying it like he was expecting to skunk Pat. Well either way he was still a douche. And yeah I can see Pat doing this for some exposure. He just turned pro and has a part dropping tomorrow I believe.

I think this raises a good questions; would you rather drop a part on thrasher OR win a battle at berries
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 17, 2023, 01:44:35 AM
Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 17, 2023, 02:47:33 AM
Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.

Back this! Ive always had a soft spot for him since round 3
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 17, 2023, 05:01:29 AM
Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.

Nice plan, the only problem is that Haslam has integrity.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on July 17, 2023, 06:01:02 AM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.

(https://i.imgflip.com/4/1hjs1z.jpg)
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.
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That's actually a great and fitting haircut for someone who unironically says BATB is their favorite thing in skateboarding.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 17, 2023, 06:38:24 AM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.
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That's actually a great and fitting haircut for someone who unironically says BATB is their favorite thing in skateboarding.

There is a batb community according to a poster above. Perhaps this is their haircut so they know one another on sight. Sometimes the berriumas alone aren't enough. Imagine being a Tyler Peterson fan boy. I'm down w cepeda tho. Seen him in person multiple times he rips and doesn't have the weird berriuma Cobra Kai attitude like the rest of them.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on July 17, 2023, 08:17:40 AM
It’s called an Edgar fyi. Super hot RN in the streets

https://youtu.be/e2Oq5ltdxWg
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 17, 2023, 08:24:08 AM
It’s called an Edgar fyi. Super hot RN in the streets

https://youtu.be/e2Oq5ltdxWg

For the life of me I don't understand how anyone with straight hair that's not shaved decided that getting lined up looks good on them. Always looks like a weird toupee or a nice wig.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on July 17, 2023, 08:26:46 AM
It’s called an Edgar fyi. Super hot RN in the streets

https://youtu.be/e2Oq5ltdxWg

Miles Silvas is the king of the Edgar cut in skateboarding
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 17, 2023, 08:50:22 AM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said

I don't entirely disagree, I'd rather watch fan favorites play games I can identify with more.
I just don't know how that would work, it'd be weird to say "this is a flatground competition but dedicated flatground skaters aren't allowed to enter"?

I don't like watching a game where circus tricks come out in the first 3 rounds, I'm just not upset about it.
I mean it's not like I'm paying money to watch this.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 17, 2023, 09:00:36 AM
It’s called an Edgar fyi. Super hot RN in the streets

https://youtu.be/e2Oq5ltdxWg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhZyviousA
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 17, 2023, 09:05:16 AM
Sometimes I wonder if 2023 will be referred to as "The Holt Era" here on SLAP.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: djoekr on July 17, 2023, 09:17:29 AM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said
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I don't entirely disagree, I'd rather watch fan favorites play games I can identify with more.
I just don't know how that would work, it'd be weird to say "this is a flatground competition but dedicated flatground skaters aren't allowed to enter"?

I don't like watching a game where circus tricks come out in the first 3 rounds, I'm just not upset about it.
I mean it's not like I'm paying money to watch this.

It's called 'not being a tryhard' and should be common sense if you don't wanna kook yourself into a career entirely funded by Cariuma.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 17, 2023, 09:23:00 AM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said
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I don't entirely disagree, I'd rather watch fan favorites play games I can identify with more.
I just don't know how that would work, it'd be weird to say "this is a flatground competition but dedicated flatground skaters aren't allowed to enter"?

I don't like watching a game where circus tricks come out in the first 3 rounds, I'm just not upset about it.
I mean it's not like I'm paying money to watch this.

Time is the most valuable thing we have on this earth. If it's a waste of time to watch you're spending more than money on a mid product. Also, cariuma is calling all the shots, I don't believe that Berra or koston have any real control. Who do you think is paying that rent and all the production costs.

If they did they could do almost anything they want with the competition after learning their lesson last year and these are the choices they make? I'd honestly rather see a former pro and legends season for game of skate than no names, especially flat specialists.

Most of the old pros can still throw down on flat, the game would be more traditional, and maybe someone who never got the pay day they deserved back in the day could win a nice chunk of change.

As an aside, circus tricks are only impressive when you don't expect them from certain pro skaters. Everyone else who does them and practices them excessively is lame af and a kook.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on July 17, 2023, 09:24:03 AM
Tyler Peterson 100% has that 8 Mile song playing in his head on repeat
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Abyss1 on July 17, 2023, 09:29:48 AM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said

I remember when the Berries announced Pros v Joes, Koston knocks on the door of someone who appears to be gifted hater because they trash talk him online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLg6TCJfmcI
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: changed1 on July 17, 2023, 09:31:41 AM
Tyler Peterson 100% has that 8 Mile song playing in his head on repeat
He’s nervous, moms spaghetti on his shirt already
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on July 17, 2023, 09:48:21 AM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said
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I remember when the Berries announced Pros v Joes, Koston knocks on the door of someone who appears to be gifted hater because they trash talk him online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLg6TCJfmcI

LOL is that Johan Stuckey?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 17, 2023, 12:21:17 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said
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I don't entirely disagree, I'd rather watch fan favorites play games I can identify with more.
I just don't know how that would work, it'd be weird to say "this is a flatground competition but dedicated flatground skaters aren't allowed to enter"?

I don't like watching a game where circus tricks come out in the first 3 rounds, I'm just not upset about it.
I mean it's not like I'm paying money to watch this.
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Time is the most valuable thing we have on this earth. If it's a waste of time to watch you're spending more than money on a mid product.


Haha, that's a little dramatic, and anyways, the current market price for 5 minutes of my time is very, very low.
Earlier today I spent at least 5 minutes seeing how long I could balance one of my girlfriends crocheting needles on the tip of my finger.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 17, 2023, 12:36:35 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said

Couldn’t have said it better. This shit has went downhill since pro’s vs joes.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 17, 2023, 12:42:42 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.
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Batb was once a contest featuring pro street skaters playing SKATE. It wasn't about featuring youtube goobers who only skate flatground until it started to slide into the murky territories of that pro VS joes trash. The real excitement of Batb wasn't about the finals so much as the energy of seeing legitimate street pros in each match skate flatground with flaws like any other person. It made the losses and victories more impactful. The finals were exciting too but once the floodgates opened to let the doubleflippy skaters in then nobody really cared about who won anymore. Seeing a skater like Patrick Praman included in Batb13 offers a flicker of what the contest once was and could be but instead we're stuck with Tyler Peterson and his ilk.
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Very well said
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I don't entirely disagree, I'd rather watch fan favorites play games I can identify with more.
I just don't know how that would work, it'd be weird to say "this is a flatground competition but dedicated flatground skaters aren't allowed to enter"?

I don't like watching a game where circus tricks come out in the first 3 rounds, I'm just not upset about it.
I mean it's not like I'm paying money to watch this.
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Time is the most valuable thing we have on this earth. If it's a waste of time to watch you're spending more than money on a mid product. Also, cariuma is calling all the shots, I don't believe that Berra or koston have any real control. Who do you think is paying that rent and all the production costs.

If they did they could do almost anything they want with the competition after learning their lesson last year and these are the choices they make? I'd honestly rather see a former pro and legends season for game of skate than no names, especially flat specialists.

Most of the old pros can still throw down on flat, the game would be more traditional, and maybe someone who never got the pay day they deserved back in the day could win a nice chunk of change.

As an aside, circus tricks are only impressive when you don't expect them from certain pro skaters. Everyone else who does them and practices them excessively is lame af and a kook.

@KC_Rookie I hear you. I think matches between legitimate pro street skaters who ride for legitimate sponsors is what I'm talking about, although the terms "legitimate street pros" and "legitimate sponsors" have become more and more ambiguous (and maybe that's not always a bad thing) so it has aspects of subjectivity.
     I think it's entirely possible to be legitimate and also kill it on flatground and I think Luan Oliveira is an example of this because although he's riding for Cariuma and his last part was released via Berrics (which at this point is basically just Cariuma spelled differently) he still rides for Flip, Indy, Spitfire, etc... and still rips in the streets while having really, really impressive flatground. He earned a spot in the game despite riding for the company that pretty much owns the fucking contest and I don't think anyone would disagree. Plus he's exciting to watch because he skates fast, pops his tricks, and observes the basic SKATE etiquette of running through the standard tricks before doubleflippity doos and circus tricks.
     I don't think a list of legitimate board companies would include Bryte (their fucking IG is private- red flag) or Braille (whose owner turned himself pro- red flag). It cuts both ways though. People could discredit There along slightly similar lines, although There is through DLX and it doesn't get much more legitimate and respected than that- but I can see someone bringing it up.
     If we consider a pro like && it's a bit more complex. Powell's move towards vlogger pros heavily discredits its remaining legitimacy (it's basically a legacy / vlogger brand now) but after watching && skate Tampa pro I think he's capable of dampening his freestyle/circus elements a bit. He's still a youtube pro but he's not like Dan Corrigan- who does less circusy /more standard tricks but almost exclusively in parks while skating brutally slow. But like I said before, it's subjective.

     @sle_epy agreed. I thought t it was rad that a pro like Erik Ellington could really throw down in SKATE with consistency.
But things change and although it seems that lots of kids are stoked on skaters who churn my stomach there's a lot of good things happening now too.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 17, 2023, 02:01:58 PM
You can't really compare BATB in it's infancy when the internet was much smaller and more restrictive, to BATB now, after the rise of Youtube and Instagram and people with no industry connections who aren't traditional pros are able to get exposure.
I know none of them are here, but people like Giger and Griffen have a metric fuck-ton of fans, mostly kids, who want to see them skate. So now and then, these people are going to be given a platform because thousands, maybe millions of kids online are clamoring to see them. They still don't get big name sponsors for the most part, none of them skate for legit board brands, none of them are getting the cover of Thrasher, this is like the one time you ever have to see them.

I can't stress this enough, I don't even like any of these YouTube kids (well, I kinda like Giger if I'm honest), I just understand the landscape is changing and I'm choosing not to be the old man yelling at a cloud.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 17, 2023, 02:21:33 PM
This match has been hard on the Battle at the Berrics community.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 17, 2023, 02:30:18 PM
You can't really compare BATB in it's infancy when the internet was much smaller and more restrictive, to BATB now, after the rise of Youtube and Instagram and people with no industry connections who aren't traditional pros are able to get exposure.
I know none of them are here, but people like Giger and Griffen have a metric fuck-ton of fans, mostly kids, who want to see them skate. So now and then, these people are going to be given a platform because thousands, maybe millions of kids online are clamoring to see them. They still don't get big name sponsors for the most part, none of them skate for legit board brands, none of them are getting the cover of Thrasher, this is like the one time you ever have to see them.

I can't stress this enough, I don't even like any of these YouTube kids (well, I kinda like Giger if I'm honest), I just understand the landscape is changing and I'm choosing not to be the old man yelling at a cloud.

You're not wrong- I was just explaining why I think it sux (as I am indeed old and shaking my fist at that cloud... or Cloudiuma amirite???)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JANUS on July 17, 2023, 02:37:25 PM
Tyler Peterson 100% has that 8 Mile song playing in his head on repeat

Mom’s spaghetti is mine for the taking.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw&pp=ygUPbW9tJ3Mgc3BhZ2hldHRp (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw&pp=ygUPbW9tJ3Mgc3BhZ2hldHRp)
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Post by: BurgerCop on July 17, 2023, 02:37:47 PM
This match has been hard on the Battle at the Berrics community.

It was an industry darling getting beaten by a Cariuma rider.
Feels are running high.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: friendly dave on July 17, 2023, 06:12:22 PM
http://youtu.be/DaHVu_Z60fI

I think it's fun sometimes when people come out swinging.  Then again this was a game from a way more relaxed Era of BATB. I think a fun option would be for defense to get one trick per game to make the person on offense redo their trick over a parking block or a flat gap.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: shannamal on July 17, 2023, 06:14:37 PM
http://youtu.be/DaHVu_Z60fI

I think it's fun sometimes when people come out swinging.  Then again this was a game from a way more relaxed Era of BATB. I think a fun option would be for defense to get one trick per game to make the person on offense redo their trick over a parking block or a flat gap.

peter getting that nollie front foot flip is wild
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: friendly dave on July 17, 2023, 06:47:56 PM
Same with the nollie front heel body varial.

Another sick game from the old days.
http://youtu.be/I53qCjASwks

Also the quick edits back then were so much better.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 17, 2023, 07:02:36 PM
Same with the nollie front heel body varial.

Another sick game from the old days.
http://youtu.be/I53qCjASwks

Also the quick edits back then were so much better.

I like the vibe of these older matches so much better. They have like a voyeuristic quality, like you're getting some sort of behind the scenes look at the best pros battling it out. I know they produced it for YouTube but to me that's how it feels, like you're not supposed to have seen it or smthng. More special maybe.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 18, 2023, 01:56:43 AM
Am I the only one who prefers the way they're put together now? They were only cut together so quickly in the early BATBs because it was pre Youtube and they were trying to save server space when the vids were hosted on the berrics site. I'd much rather watch that Cole vs Busenitz game at a slower pace.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on July 18, 2023, 02:12:20 AM
I just watched all the "battles" so far. Besides the last one with haircut i haven't been bummed yet. Some sketchy calls yeah.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sle_epy on July 18, 2023, 06:01:46 AM
Am I the only one who prefers the way they're put together now? They were only cut together so quickly in the early BATBs because it was pre Youtube and they were trying to save server space when the vids were hosted on the berrics site. I'd much rather watch that Cole vs Busenitz game at a slower pace.

Production value is better but everything else is not imo.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 18, 2023, 06:12:32 AM
Am I the only one who prefers the way they're put together now? They were only cut together so quickly in the early BATBs because it was pre Youtube and they were trying to save server space when the vids were hosted on the berrics site. I'd much rather watch that Cole vs Busenitz game at a slower pace.
I agree. The old ones are edited too tight, makes them hard to watch.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on July 18, 2023, 08:02:04 AM
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Am I the only one who prefers the way they're put together now? They were only cut together so quickly in the early BATBs because it was pre Youtube and they were trying to save server space when the vids were hosted on the berrics site. I'd much rather watch that Cole vs Busenitz game at a slower pace.
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I agree. The old ones are edited too tight, makes them hard to watch.

Sometime around the 4-7 (I'm spitballing) is when the editing was just right

What I liked about the older games was being surprised at how deep a bag of tricks the non-technical skaters had. Ramondetta throws down hard at big spot, seeing him have a diverse flat ground game was fun to watch.

And seeing your favorites like Reynolds and Ellington performing their signature tricks was so satisfying, much more than randos doing double flips.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 18, 2023, 08:33:43 AM
Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.

Too much freedom.

We already know && is going to break this shit. (Further)

Borax is going to make a response video saying he had a feeling this would happen with $$ on the roster and that's actually why this season is called freedom.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: eranka on July 18, 2023, 08:36:30 AM
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Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.
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Too much freedom.

We already know && is going to break this shit. (Further)

Borax is going to make a response video saying he had a feeling this would happen with $$ on the roster and that's actually why this season is called freedom.
It seems like && is being pushed hard to be a mainstream representative of skating, i see him everywhere right now.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 18, 2023, 08:42:34 AM
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You could tell how over it Pat was when he got the fakie double flip
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like it was a setup
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I thought it was super wack when Peterson said something like “it’s scary, bro” when Patrick missed his first Nollie Flip and then later on he said “ugh, I got a letter.” Just came off real douchey. And he had a stupid haircut to match his attitude.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/4/1hjs1z.jpg)
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That's actually a great and fitting haircut for someone who unironically says BATB is their favorite thing in skateboarding.
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There is a batb community according to a poster above. Perhaps this is their haircut so they know one another on sight. Sometimes the berriumas alone aren't enough. Imagine being a Tyler Peterson fan boy. I'm down w cepeda tho. Seen him in person multiple times he rips and doesn't have the weird berriuma Cobra Kai attitude like the rest of them.

I too like Cepeda. Incredible hair. Full body goodness. And isn't he taller than BA? It's hard to tell because most 7' tall skaters don't skate like that. I once told him how much I enjoy watching him skate on the gram he said thanks.

That is a big deal to me. I like polite people very much.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 18, 2023, 08:46:32 AM
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Berra looking like Russian seamen.
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in soviet russia fences jump you
;D
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 18, 2023, 08:55:20 AM
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Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.
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Too much freedom.

We already know && is going to break this shit. (Further)

Borax is going to make a response video saying he had a feeling this would happen with $$ on the roster and that's actually why this season is called freedom.
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It seems like && is being pushed hard to be a mainstream representative of skating, i see him everywhere right now.
Kids love him and that’s where the big YouTube bucks come from. I admit I thought he was kind of fun to watch before he became Ritchie Jackson level insufferable
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: PalaceButtPlug on July 18, 2023, 08:57:55 AM
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Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.
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Too much freedom.

We already know && is going to break this shit. (Further)

Borax is going to make a response video saying he had a feeling this would happen with $$ on the roster and that's actually why this season is called freedom.
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It seems like && is being pushed hard to be a mainstream representative of skating, i see him everywhere right now.
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Kids love him and that’s where the big YouTube bucks come from. I admit I thought he was kind of fun to watch before he became Ritchie Jackson level insufferable

Too bad nothing he does counts until he takes off the safety equipment.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 18, 2023, 09:17:22 AM
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Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.
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Too much freedom.

We already know && is going to break this shit. (Further)

Borax is going to make a response video saying he had a feeling this would happen with $$ on the roster and that's actually why this season is called freedom.
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It seems like && is being pushed hard to be a mainstream representative of skating, i see him everywhere right now.

I know it's kinda crazy. I like him. I find it interesting AF that he's becoming top dog without any major switch skating.
He got me doing space walks again.

I would like to meet Andy irl. Anyone who talks about the nomad in interview is instant kin. He's yet to break this feeling of tribe with bad words.

He's come close tho. Professional mud avoidee.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 18, 2023, 09:18:34 AM
I lie Richie Jackson too tho. I've heard he's the ultimate wing man.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 18, 2023, 09:26:25 AM
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Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.
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Too much freedom.

We already know && is going to break this shit. (Further)

Borax is going to make a response video saying he had a feeling this would happen with $$ on the roster and that's actually why this season is called freedom.
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It seems like && is being pushed hard to be a mainstream representative of skating, i see him everywhere right now.
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Kids love him and that’s where the big YouTube bucks come from. I admit I thought he was kind of fun to watch before he became Ritchie Jackson level insufferable
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Too bad nothing he does counts until he takes off the safety equipment.
I’m ok with the helmet. People should wear what they want. People skating vert with no pads is insane to me. Who’d want to run out all those bails?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 18, 2023, 09:44:26 AM
I lie Richie Jackson too tho. I've heard he's the ultimate wing man.

Richie and I chatted a little bit on here years ago and he was nothing but kind.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 18, 2023, 09:46:18 AM
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I lie Richie Jackson too tho. I've heard he's the ultimate wing man.
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Richie and I chatted a little bit on here years ago and he was nothing but kind.
Fair enough, I will not malign mr Jackson in the future
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 18, 2023, 11:33:55 AM
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I lie Richie Jackson too tho. I've heard he's the ultimate wing man.
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Richie and I chatted a little bit on here years ago and he was nothing but kind.

Hell yeah
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on July 18, 2023, 08:56:38 PM
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Fuck the cariuma kid Patrick fucking kills and don’t need a stupid pissing contest to show it
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Nobody thinks Praman doesn't kill. Nobody thinks Peterson could put out a better street part or is better than Praman in any way, including Peterson I can almost guarantee you.
This is a flatground contest. Street guys aren't going to thrive in this because people like Peterson, Giger, Griffen etc are dedicated flatground skaters who put in hours every day just learning every flatground flip trick, and that's fine. Everyone can skate however they want, that's like the best fuckin' part about skateboarding.
If you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at Praman for entering this knowing he's not a flatground wizard.
It's like being mad at freestyle skaters if Ishod entered a freestyle contest and didn't win, it's like, yeah man, fuckin of course he's not gonna win.

Most of the core/street pros who enter this definitely know they aren't gonna win, they're just doing it to have some fun, get some extra exposure and entertain us. Appreciate that.

Also, this is a real contest with real money on the line, like a decent chunk of real money you can put in your bank account and pay bills and shit. I understand a gentlemanly game of SKATE, but if thousands of dollars are on the line I ain't hating on anyone for going for the throat. Skaters don't get paid shit, this is a rare chance at a somewhat decent payday for all their hard work.

Why the fuck did you have to bring reason & common sense into this conversation? I wanna be angry. Kooked ya slut (no I didn’t bb girl, luv u)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 18, 2023, 09:18:17 PM
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I lie Richie Jackson too tho. I've heard he's the ultimate wing man.
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Richie and I chatted a little bit on here years ago and he was nothing but kind.

That was a fun time - he got spat out pretty hard and quickly though from memory.

Also, Peter Ramondetta is such a lord.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on July 19, 2023, 05:02:02 AM
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Fuck it, bring Haslam in and let him teach these punks what a real bag of circus tricks looks like.
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We already know && is going to break this shit. (Further)


i don't like &&'s skating at all but i can't wait to see this happen
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on July 22, 2023, 05:49:51 AM
wake up &&, it's time for an upset
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on July 22, 2023, 08:10:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEnRMIOCI_M&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Meh game
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 22, 2023, 08:23:09 AM
I know it shouldn’t really bother me but I can’t stand it when some of these YouTube skaters can pull out the wackiest tricks but then can’t do a front shuv or hardflip, even if it’s switch.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TrainWreck on July 22, 2023, 08:26:03 AM
I know it shouldn’t really bother me but I can’t stand it when some of these YouTube skaters can pull out the wackiest tricks but then can’t do a front shuv or hardflip, even if it’s switch.

I feel the same way and it bothered me, that this YouTube - Kid startet with some heavy tricks. Glad Zach won
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Ayanami on July 22, 2023, 08:27:17 AM
Finally a ref with good calls.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 22, 2023, 08:28:21 AM
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I know it shouldn’t really bother me but I can’t stand it when some of these YouTube skaters can pull out the wackiest tricks but then can’t do a front shuv or hardflip, even if it’s switch.
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I feel the same way and it bothered me, that this YouTube - Kid startet with some heavy tricks. Glad Zach won

And you can tell by Zach’s face that he thought it was wack that Giger just randomly did that backfoot variel flip thing or whatever.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TrainWreck on July 22, 2023, 08:54:00 AM
It is wack and a shitty move. Glad this kid is out
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Post by: TheDingus on July 22, 2023, 08:56:02 AM
Zach played a gentleman’s game and won. Exactly how it should be done. Fuck that circus clown.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 22, 2023, 09:04:51 AM
Zach starting off with all the shuvits in every stance; a man of true class.
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Post by: breezy_again on July 22, 2023, 09:14:14 AM
thank you Zach! you did great
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fakie nollie on July 22, 2023, 09:22:33 AM
I have no idea who Joseph ginger is but I’m glad he lost
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Post by: ToFakie on July 22, 2023, 09:32:24 AM
Quickly went from not caring who won to being fully invested once dude pulled out the goofy back foot nonsense on his second trick.

Looks like Zack’s reward is probably going to be playing the other king of kook tricks Jamie Griffen next round. Can our protagonist single handedly take out the YouTube all-stars one switch front shove at a time? Tune in next time.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on July 22, 2023, 09:46:59 AM
Respect for Zach going full gentleman after some absolutely wack shit from revive guy
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Post by: PlugSkullcandy on July 22, 2023, 10:03:43 AM
Revive guy tries skatepark hero circus tricks right away
Other guy looks kinda pissed and proceeds to land every basic trick in every stance
Then Revive guy fail to land some of these
The last trick is a switch hard flip
Revive guy is out
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BALARGUE on July 22, 2023, 10:05:42 AM
Jamie griffin seems like a good lad but all these youtubers, Peterson, Giger, are terrible humans. Bad manners all around.
No wonder these guys end up on Cariuma or Revive
Nobody would want to share a van trip with these guys

too bad they are influencing the new generation

Kid was a good ref
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on July 22, 2023, 10:07:08 AM
You guys are being very silly and weirdly overinvested. I want to watch weird circus tricks on these games. That’s what makes them more interesting than the random games of SKATE at a skatepark. Don’t care if Giger is out but that was a very boring game for the most part. Zach’s switch pop shove and biggerflip looked great.

I wonder how pissed Berra is that one of his money makers is out first round and there won’t be the Giger/Griffin rematch driving some views.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BALARGUE on July 22, 2023, 10:09:59 AM
it's a game of skate, i'm pretty sure we're all ok with circus tricks.
Just let the game build up
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on July 22, 2023, 10:12:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEnRMIOCI_M&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Meh game

Cant finish it

I rather watch Beatrice 5050 shove it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on July 22, 2023, 10:32:47 AM
Respect for Zach going full gentleman after some absolutely wack shit from revive guy

Right before the video ends you can hear Zach mention how Ginger just went straight into the hard shit.

It’s actually good strategy to go through the basics because these YouTube guys get so used to doing the circus tricks that they tend to lack consistency with some of the basics.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on July 22, 2023, 10:34:50 AM
Y’all are over looking the biggest issue: playing a game of skate with an AirPod in!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pistachio on July 22, 2023, 10:42:37 AM
Am I an idiot, or were the nollie shove-it variations labeled incorrectly?
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Post by: smellymoron69 on July 22, 2023, 10:49:59 AM
Am I an idiot, or were the nollie shove-it variations labeled incorrectly?
I have some bad news for you...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: backspinflip on July 22, 2023, 10:55:37 AM
seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pistachio on July 22, 2023, 11:11:53 AM
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Am I an idiot, or were the nollie shove-it variations labeled incorrectly?
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I have some bad news for you...

Haha, I’ll take it. Thank you for the clarification.
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Post by: smellymoron69 on July 22, 2023, 11:18:05 AM
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Am I an idiot, or were the nollie shove-it variations labeled incorrectly?
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Haha, I’ll take it. Thank you for the clarification.
Just think of it like a nollie bs180 / fs180.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: double fakie ollie grind on July 22, 2023, 11:28:54 AM
I don’t really know either of these skaters or typically care much about batb but I personally found this match hilarious. Coming in hard w goofy circus tricks only to get two or thee letters from your opponent doing every shove it variation and ultimately lose from fairly basic tricks? Spectacular
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Post by: goodatmeth on July 22, 2023, 11:32:23 AM
Both were kinda hard to watch but I love Zach now
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Post by: SatanicPanic on July 22, 2023, 11:34:19 AM
Eventually there will be YouTubers who go all in on circus tricks- learn no basics, spend all their time practicing double Merlin late dolphin flip reverts and dragon flip big spin 360s. Then just hope to god they go first.

Wait maybe I just described Johnny Giger
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on July 22, 2023, 11:44:37 AM
If zach takes out giger and griffin it will be glorious. Zach is such a solid skater.
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Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on July 22, 2023, 12:01:19 PM
Jamie griffin seems like a good lad but all these youtubers, Peterson, Giger, are terrible humans. Bad manners all around.
No wonder these guys end up on Cariuma or Revive
Nobody would want to share a van trip with these guys

too bad they are influencing the new generation

Kid was a good ref

Terrible humans, really? How so?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Style Police on July 22, 2023, 12:04:54 PM
I have no idea who Joseph ginger is but I’m glad he lost
Ditto
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Post by: who da thunk it on July 22, 2023, 12:07:51 PM
Jamie griffin seems like a good lad but all these youtubers, Peterson, Giger, are terrible humans. Bad manners all around.
No wonder these guys end up on Cariuma or Revive
Nobody would want to share a van trip with these guys

too bad they are influencing the new generation

Kid was a good ref

you sound like an industry insider who is bitter that all of the power in skateboarding is no longer centralized in Socal

and they're all "terrible humans?" I bet you're a real peach
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Post by: 9inchdeck on July 22, 2023, 12:08:03 PM
I’m not fully against the circus tricks. But if you’re going to do them, atleast exhaust some of the standard tricks prior. Regardless of etiquette, coming out of the gate with late tricks is just in poor taste.
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Post by: Dark Knight on July 22, 2023, 12:19:46 PM
I kept thinking Giger was wearing a Del Taco shirt.

Curren and Louie should be a fun matchup.
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Post by: jrb32 on July 22, 2023, 12:25:36 PM
Shout out to the kid ref. Glad he made him redo a trick and pop. No idea who zach is but stoked for him to win.
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Post by: sle_epy on July 22, 2023, 12:31:49 PM
Shout out to the kid ref. Glad he made him redo a trick and pop. No idea who zach is but stoked for him to win.

That kid should ref every match imo. Also I like that ZD beat him with normal tricks.
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Post by: dallou on July 22, 2023, 01:31:33 PM
I feel like giger was sur he was going to win thid game, even the whole thing. Something about him rubbed me the wrong way in this game, beyond the trick selection. The mix of him acting goofy but also taking it very very sériously felt off.
Maybe he was just nervous tho. Since he took a plane from suisse and flat is his bread and butter, the stakes were high for him I guess
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on July 22, 2023, 01:44:12 PM
seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?!
stairway to heaven (flutes only)
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Post by: hiljentaa on July 22, 2023, 02:43:59 PM
Stoked Zach won, and what a way to do it 😂

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Right before the video ends you can hear Zach mention how Ginger just went straight into the hard shit.

It’s actually good strategy to go through the basics because these YouTube guys get so used to doing the circus tricks that they tend to lack consistency with some of the basics.

He caught himself at the end there. "Fuck that was so stu... He's already doing the hardest shit!" He's right though, save the weird tricks for the end.
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Post by: left knee cap on July 22, 2023, 03:39:27 PM
I don’t really know either of these skaters or typically care much about batb but I personally found this match hilarious. Coming in hard w goofy circus tricks only to get two or thee letters from your opponent doing every shove it variation and ultimately lose from fairly basic tricks? Spectacular

you should watch the entirety of the first round of BATB7 almost all the circus skaters got the axe when they probably thought the circus tricks would help them
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 22, 2023, 03:57:57 PM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?!
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stairway to heaven (flutes only)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtIiXiAQh7E
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Post by: breezy_again on July 22, 2023, 04:11:44 PM
Gotta warm up nawmean
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Post by: SFblah on July 22, 2023, 04:12:18 PM
Happy Zach won but take the ear pods out.
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Post by: ThatIsNotCricket on July 22, 2023, 05:52:42 PM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?!
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stairway to heaven (flutes only)

The woodwind special! I've grown to love it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on July 22, 2023, 07:50:57 PM
I get the one guy is a revive guy, but in his homeland maybe that’s legit?

Even so, I can’t really get behind a guy who’s simultaneously wearing a single AirPod while named Zack.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 22, 2023, 08:26:30 PM
What are those metal things Zack puts in his trucks?
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Post by: Steely Daniel on July 22, 2023, 08:46:08 PM
seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...


@ZachDoelling
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This was a terrifying, but amazing experience. I was so nervous I forgot to even play music in my AirPod. Thank you for the opportunity 🙏

lol...

Also, why was Giger making all those stupid faces and poses? Really off-putting.
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Post by: sle_epy on July 22, 2023, 09:12:34 PM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...
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@ZachDoelling
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This was a terrifying, but amazing experience. I was so nervous I forgot to even play music in my AirPod. Thank you for the opportunity 🙏

lol...

Also, why was Giger making all those stupid faces and poses? Really off-putting.

Giger's YouTube nice guy persona and his irl reactions when he's losing here don't really jive.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GriptapeHangnail on July 22, 2023, 09:42:13 PM
I find it annoying that flat ground skaters are even in BATB. Yes, I get that Giger has a crazy bag of flat ground stuff, it’s all he does. Feels against the spirit of SKATE
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on July 22, 2023, 09:46:00 PM
I find it annoying that flat ground skaters are even in BATB. Yes, I get that Giger has a crazy bag of flat ground stuff, it’s all he does. Feels against the spirit of SKATE

It’s sort of like when in the 90’s street contests had huge quarterpipes and Tony hawk would enter and do mctwists. Kind of not fair to the street guys
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: easymoneysniper on July 22, 2023, 10:23:04 PM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...
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@ZachDoelling
12 hours ago
This was a terrifying, but amazing experience. I was so nervous I forgot to even play music in my AirPod. Thank you for the opportunity 🙏

lol...

Also, why was Giger making all those stupid faces and poses? Really off-putting.
yeah that shit was weird. i was getting secondhand embarrassment. it's like he thinks he's the quirkiest dude ever so he's gotta emote after every trick because all the attention's on him
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ToFakie on July 22, 2023, 11:18:48 PM
My head canon is that dude had one AirPod in with active noise cancelling on and that’s it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: cannibalochs on July 23, 2023, 01:15:03 AM
Love to see this dipshit lose all while make dumb faces anytime he couldn’t do a basic trick because he can only do circus trick. Karma
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: shockpadsandwristguards on July 23, 2023, 01:38:16 AM
wish giger won. not because i like circus tricks but because he looked like having fun.
i cant fuck with the one ear pod in dude. solid tricks cool though.
looks like he has a deer head in his house and likes to shop at gamestop. looks more than a revive pro than giger himself.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WavyDavy on July 23, 2023, 01:43:38 AM
My head canon is that dude had one AirPod in with active noise cancelling on and that’s it

Would do that, or listen to some audiobook
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: HiltonPartinez on July 23, 2023, 01:59:28 AM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?!
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stairway to heaven (flutes only)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtIiXiAQh7E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOcYdHwc1Zo
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DM on July 23, 2023, 02:08:32 AM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...
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Also, why was Giger making all those stupid faces and poses? Really off-putting.

Main character energy at a guess.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on July 23, 2023, 04:07:44 AM
&& come out and playyyyyy
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FirstBlood82 on July 23, 2023, 04:10:39 AM
Love when people go for the throat, take your gentlemen game with your buddies
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ssbsminotti on July 23, 2023, 04:14:05 AM
Love when people go for the throat, take your gentlemen game with your buddies

I thought it was a breath of fresh air. Jonny is usually playing the gentlemans game anyway so it was great to se him attack like that. But he should have been more tactical.

In any case this thread just further proves skateboarders hate people with a personality lol
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on July 23, 2023, 04:37:19 AM
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Love when people go for the throat, take your gentlemen game with your buddies
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I thought it was a breath of fresh air. Jonny is usually playing the gentlemans game anyway so it was great to se him attack like that. But he should have been more tactical.

In any case this thread just further proves skateboarders hate people with a personality lol

relax joseph its just a game brother
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 23, 2023, 07:02:14 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEnRMIOCI_M&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Meh game
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Cant finish it

I rather watch Beatrice 5050 shove it

Well I’ve got some really good news for you, then.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Stu Pickles on July 23, 2023, 08:18:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWp-U0ujME

fun game
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on July 23, 2023, 08:25:00 AM
Funnest one yet, both dudes are so fucking sick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on July 23, 2023, 08:29:49 AM
best one this go round so far
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 23, 2023, 08:30:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWp-U0ujME

fun game

Complete random draw on this matchup.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: skatebruh on July 23, 2023, 09:13:07 AM
Curren is riding an asymmetrical board. Holy shit.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 23, 2023, 09:20:32 AM
That’s the kind of game I want to watch, even if we knew who was going to win. It’s not about win or lose it’s about seeing cool skating
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on July 23, 2023, 09:27:57 AM
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That’s the kind of game I want to watch, even if we knew who was going to win. It’s not about win or lose it’s about seeing cool skating

Same ! It's totally a game of skate that I love ! Just two friends having fun together..! I also like game of skates with big tricks and for dueling, but this is really the kind of game of skate that motivates me ! 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: boneless900 on July 23, 2023, 09:48:19 AM
Curren is riding an asymmetrical board. Holy shit.

half popsicle and half egg split down the middle vertically rather than horizontally. No idea how they got it balanced but it looks absolutely wild
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on July 23, 2023, 10:09:47 AM
That’s the kind of game I want to watch, even if we knew who was going to win. It’s not about win or lose it’s about seeing cool skating

Absolutely. This was the best one yet. You can’t beat the vibes when it’s two friends playing skate.

Loved Louie’s sw backside flip. Props to Curren for hanging on by a thread for so long
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JANUS on July 23, 2023, 10:15:24 AM
Trucks be squeakin’!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: coldbrew on July 23, 2023, 10:18:07 AM
Mason reffing? A bunch of solid dudes there to watch? Two friends trolling eachother in a game of skate? Carlos just being Carlos? This is the shit I’m here for.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Trashcon on July 23, 2023, 10:19:42 AM
That’s the kind of game I want to watch, even if we knew who was going to win. It’s not about win or lose it’s about seeing cool skating

This was really fun to watch. That Curren shape is wild.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 23, 2023, 10:34:28 AM
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That’s the kind of game I want to watch, even if we knew who was going to win. It’s not about win or lose it’s about seeing cool skating
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Absolutely. This was the best one yet. You can’t beat the vibes when it’s two friends playing skate.

Loved Louie’s sw backside flip. Props to Curren for hanging on by a thread for so long
Curren pulled some rabbits out of hats in that game. That back foot flip was bananas
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: easymoneysniper on July 23, 2023, 10:35:50 AM
curren landing louie's deathblow was hilarious
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 23, 2023, 11:38:35 AM
WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS BELOW

Consistency-wise that might have been one of the worst games yet, they were both missing and bailing a lot of stuff, but it looked so fun that it made it one of the most entertaining ones yet. If Nick Holt and Cody Cepeda played this same game people would be shitting on it hard, but because it’s Louie and Curren and they’re both obviously not even taking it that seriously and just having fun and because the crowd was getting so amped it made it a great watch.
Currens bs late flip was my favorite part. Also that pressure flip trick that curren was trying would have been a crazy land if he would have gotten it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FirstBlood82 on July 23, 2023, 12:10:15 PM
WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS BELOW

Consistency-wise that might have been one of the worst games yet, they were both missing and bailing a lot of stuff, but it looked so fun that it made it one of the most entertaining ones yet. If Nick Holt and Cody Cepeda played this same game people would be shitting on it hard, but because it’s Louie and Curren and they’re both obviously not even taking it that seriously and just having fun and because the crowd was getting so amped it made it a great watch.
Currens bs late flip was my favorite part. Also that pressure flip trick that curren was trying would have been a crazy land if he would have gotten it.

THIS

but Louies ss bs flip was <333333
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 23, 2023, 12:44:26 PM
Louie is insane. So rad.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on July 23, 2023, 02:26:31 PM
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That’s the kind of game I want to watch, even if we knew who was going to win. It’s not about win or lose it’s about seeing cool skating
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Absolutely. This was the best one yet. You can’t beat the vibes when it’s two friends playing skate.

Loved Louie’s sw backside flip. Props to Curren for hanging on by a thread for so long

Ok had to come and see if anyone brought this up. That might have been the best one I’ve ever seen
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on July 23, 2023, 02:53:33 PM
Noticed there weren’t Curren & Louie “golden ticket” decks for sale afterwords. Just one w/ a list of entrant’s names instead.
What gives?
Wonder if they simply declined to participate, or perhaps their sponsor(s) forbade it?
Maybe they were too busy with actual skate biz doings to be photographed in a cohesive format?
Possibly one of our Berries insiders can shed some light?
Regardless, I’m pleased to see they’ve kept their legacies clean & lean, and as a result, god will no doubt have mercy on their souls.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 23, 2023, 04:30:19 PM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...
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@ZachDoelling
12 hours ago
This was a terrifying, but amazing experience. I was so nervous I forgot to even play music in my AirPod. Thank you for the opportunity 🙏

lol...

Also, why was Giger making all those stupid faces and poses? Really off-putting.
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Giger's YouTube nice guy persona and his irl reactions when he's losing here don't really jive.

Haha

Namaste
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: jgonzalez on July 23, 2023, 04:54:34 PM
Noticed there weren’t Curren & Louie “golden ticket” decks for sale afterwords. Just one w/ a list of entrant’s names instead.
What gives?
Wonder if they simply declined to participate, or perhaps their sponsor(s) forbade it?
Maybe they were too busy with actual skate biz doings to be photographed in a cohesive format?
Possibly one of our Berries insiders can shed some light?
Regardless, I’m pleased to see they’ve kept their legacies clean & lean, and as a result, god will no doubt have mercy on their souls.
Looks like Dill and Olson can still agree on a no not never policy
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on July 23, 2023, 07:07:01 PM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...
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@ZachDoelling
12 hours ago
This was a terrifying, but amazing experience. I was so nervous I forgot to even play music in my AirPod. Thank you for the opportunity 🙏

lol...

Also, why was Giger making all those stupid faces and poses? Really off-putting.
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Giger's YouTube nice guy persona and his irl reactions when he's losing here don't really jive.

Disagree heavily with Giger's expressions not working here. He was visibly expressing stoke or apprehension towards tricks he may not be as confident in. How does that not jive when its a competition? God forbid someone in a contest expresses how they truly feel about the stakes of the competition.

Also, the airpod thing is fucking weird to nit pick on. We all knew people skate with airpods/headphones sometimes and it's likely he forgot to take it out or played music to keep (like his IG post was referencing). Shouldn't be that big of a deal especially since most people watching didn't even notice the airpod until someone calls it out.

I say that as someone who isn't a fan of either dudes currently, but recognizes they're not nearly as insufferable as the John Hill YT skate personalities. Like another poster said, y'all just don't like skaters with personality
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 23, 2023, 07:09:55 PM
Great game from Louie and Curren, felt more like the old BATB vibes where two top notch pros were just having fun
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Steely Daniel on July 23, 2023, 07:12:54 PM
I enjoyed the switch ollie. Has anyone ever started a BATB game with a regular ollie?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 23, 2023, 07:14:52 PM
I feel like giger was sur he was going to win thid game, even the whole thing. Something about him rubbed me the wrong way in this game, beyond the trick selection. The mix of him acting goofy but also taking it very very sériously felt off.
Maybe he was just nervous tho. Since he took a plane from suisse and flat is his bread and butter, the stakes were high for him I guess

Ginger didn’t gaf about the game never has.

Zach was sweating bullets.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 23, 2023, 07:15:06 PM
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seriously, wtf was that guy listening to in his one airpod?! the batman soundtrack? his midwestern girlfriend giving him support throughout the match? "you got it baby, you got this fakie halfcab heel. you can do it baby. good work baby..."
Buddy would've been a class act except for that damn thing. Always something with these damn youtuber types...
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@ZachDoelling
12 hours ago
This was a terrifying, but amazing experience. I was so nervous I forgot to even play music in my AirPod. Thank you for the opportunity 🙏

lol...

Also, why was Giger making all those stupid faces and poses? Really off-putting.
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Giger's YouTube nice guy persona and his irl reactions when he's losing here don't really jive.
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Disagree heavily with Giger's expressions not working here. He was visibly expressing stoke or apprehension towards tricks he may not be as confident in. How does that not jive when its a competition? God forbid someone in a contest expresses how they truly feel about the stakes of the competition.

Also, the airpod thing is fucking weird to nit pick on. We all knew people skate with airpods/headphones sometimes and it's likely he forgot to take it out or played music to keep (like his IG post was referencing). Shouldn't be that big of a deal especially since most people watching didn't even notice the airpod until someone calls it out.

I say that as someone who isn't a fan of either dudes currently, but recognizes they're not nearly as insufferable as the John Hill YT skate personalities. Like another poster said, y'all just don't like skaters with personality

I think we just don’t like YouTubers, whether they skate or not.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ToFakie on July 23, 2023, 07:36:17 PM
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I feel like giger was sur he was going to win thid game, even the whole thing. Something about him rubbed me the wrong way in this game, beyond the trick selection. The mix of him acting goofy but also taking it very very sériously felt off.

Maybe he was just nervous tho. Since he took a plane from suisse and flat is his bread and butter, the stakes were high for him I guess
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Ginger didn’t gaf about the game never has.

Zach was sweating bullets.

To me his goofy reactions to everything had huge nervous energy.

Think about it though, this dude’s whole thing is skating flat ground and he routinely gets washed in the first round. He sorta has to act like he doesn’t care just to save face for his YouTube brand.. even though you can tell he definitely cares.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on July 23, 2023, 09:17:49 PM
I enjoyed the switch ollie. Has anyone ever started a BATB game with a regular ollie?
PJ did it once
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 23, 2023, 09:19:56 PM

Halfcabs pressure flip aka suburban bird.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: figureitout on July 23, 2023, 10:01:22 PM
A game with some style, they both made stuff look good! Lou’s sw bs flip one of the best I’ve seen
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Steely Daniel on July 23, 2023, 10:27:13 PM
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I enjoyed the switch ollie. Has anyone ever started a BATB game with a regular ollie?
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PJ did it once

Nice. Best guy to start a game off with the foundational trick.

Also laughing pretty hard at "suburban bird"

Couldn't be a better name for that trick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on July 24, 2023, 02:35:18 AM
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I enjoyed the switch ollie. Has anyone ever started a BATB game with a regular ollie?
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PJ did it once
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Nice. Best guy to start a game off with the foundational trick.

Also laughing pretty hard at "suburban bird"

Couldn't be a better name for that trick

I thought it'd been well established that a suburban bird is an inward heel revert
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on July 24, 2023, 03:19:55 AM
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I enjoyed the switch ollie. Has anyone ever started a BATB game with a regular ollie?
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PJ did it once
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Nice. Best guy to start a game off with the foundational trick.

Also laughing pretty hard at "suburban bird"

Couldn't be a better name for that trick
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I thought it'd been well established that a suburban bird is an inward heel revert
Would definetely make more sense
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Steely Daniel on July 24, 2023, 05:11:55 AM
Yeah I guess that would be the exact opposite of a ghetto bird so would make more sense but I'd never heard it before and it got me good. What's the opposite of a bird though? A cat? I'ma call it the house cat.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on July 24, 2023, 06:38:19 AM
Louie's skating is beautiful.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: backside_frontside on July 24, 2023, 07:02:51 AM
I don't think I've seen any clip of Louie doing an inward heel, but of course, he has them perfect. He should film one for a part!

Curren's kickflip and heelflip were more stylish tho.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on July 24, 2023, 07:45:25 AM
Man I swear Giger is cursed.
Undeniably great flatground skater but just can't make it out of round 1 to save his life.
1 or 2 loses can be a fluke, but 3 in a row is seeming like he just can't operate under pressure.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tommy G on July 24, 2023, 12:32:38 PM
I don't think I've seen any clip of Louie doing an inward heel, but of course, he has them perfect. He should film one for a part!

Curren's kickflip and heelflip were more stylish tho.

He did a couple of them in Extremely Sorry
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: swellbowed on July 24, 2023, 07:25:06 PM
https://youtu.be/5WxjeHCQsH0 (https://youtu.be/5WxjeHCQsH0)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on July 24, 2023, 08:38:38 PM
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I enjoyed the switch ollie. Has anyone ever started a BATB game with a regular ollie?
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PJ did it once
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Nice. Best guy to start a game off with the foundational trick.

Also laughing pretty hard at "suburban bird"

Couldn't be a better name for that trick
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I thought it'd been well established that a suburban bird is an inward heel revert

Yes. That's not what he did? Fakie is the original s bird stance tho tio
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 24, 2023, 08:58:44 PM
https://youtu.be/5WxjeHCQsH0 (https://youtu.be/5WxjeHCQsH0)

There you have it folks. Doesn’t pay to open matches with circus tricks.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on July 27, 2023, 07:31:34 AM
Who do you think will win this year?

Honestly I would bet on Jamie Griffin again.. He's so consistent and all those technical tricks, he nailed them on the first try pretty much..

But there may be a little surprise..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: backside_frontside on July 27, 2023, 07:40:58 AM
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I don't think I've seen any clip of Louie doing an inward heel, but of course, he has them perfect. He should film one for a part!

Curren's kickflip and heelflip were more stylish tho.
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He did a couple of them in Extremely Sorry

Huh. I think I watched that video once and never again. Adult Louie needs to film one!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on July 27, 2023, 08:06:14 AM
Man I swear Giger is cursed.
Undeniably great flatground skater but just can't make it out of round 1 to save his life.
1 or 2 loses can be a fluke, but 3 in a row is seeming like he just can't operate under pressure.

As opposed to Jamie griffin who seemed like he was comfortable as hell, right to the final.  Crazy to not pick griffin to win the whole thing again.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on July 27, 2023, 08:53:22 AM
The Curren, Louie, and Mason camaraderie was endearing and reminded me old/better BATBs

Got these kinda vibes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyU9JutcRqA
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on July 27, 2023, 12:32:54 PM
Ngl, a little bummed that Giger got washed in the first round, but halfway through I knew it was gonna happen. If you start blasting crazy tricks out the gate, you're a lot easier to trip up when the opponent builds up with the basic stuff. Berra is definitely regretting his choice to not have him play Griffin in the first round; as 90% of youtubers would pay to watch the clown show again.

All in all, this season has felt like a breath of fresh air compared to the literal dumpster fire of last year.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on July 27, 2023, 12:45:14 PM
…90% of youtubers would pay to watch the clown show again.
BATB 13 Freedom PAYdom
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on July 27, 2023, 01:18:23 PM
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…90% of youtubers would pay to watch the clown show again.
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BATB 13 Freedom PAYdom

I'm sure he and griffin filmed some content for their youtubes, so at least they'll get the pennies for the views
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: decoi1 on July 27, 2023, 04:03:59 PM
The Curren, Louie, and Mason camaraderie was endearing and reminded me old/better BATBs

Got these kinda vibes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyU9JutcRqA

I wanna see a Howard Duffel 2023 rematch
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on July 29, 2023, 08:18:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfG4cjjBPM0
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Magnolia on July 29, 2023, 08:28:05 AM
2.5 minutes of pre- and post- amble, 2.5 minutes of skating

I expected this one to go a lot longer tbh
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on July 29, 2023, 09:50:53 AM
i love his old parts but koston is so annoying
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mongo Lloyd on July 29, 2023, 11:12:22 AM
I don’t care at all about the modern version of Tum Yeto companies, but it still feels wrong seeing one of their skater’s decked out in energy drink swag.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 29, 2023, 11:29:42 AM
Did they both agree beforehand to keep the tricks as low as possible. Weird game. Braden especially, I’d never ever guess from his flatground how good he is at other stuff.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ToFakie on July 29, 2023, 11:35:30 AM
Match-up of two guys who truly couldn’t care less about this.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on July 29, 2023, 12:44:48 PM
Looks like sole tech wasn’t willing to pay the vig, so to speak, so they put the two emerica dudes in a match against each other, thereby reducing their odds of further advancement.
Classic berra. 😉
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 29, 2023, 12:54:55 PM
Zach vs Leo is gonna be a pretty entertaining match if Zach goes first and goes through all the basics again. I feel like seeing Leo have to do every shuvit trick in every stance would be kinda cool, just to see if he can hang with all the basics and just cuz you never know, he might have a DGK tier switch pop shuvit for all we know but he just never unleashes it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Burt Ward on July 29, 2023, 01:44:18 PM
Koston delivering some heavy "how do you do fellow kids" vibes with that jeans/grey stubble combo.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on July 29, 2023, 01:52:48 PM
Was hoping this one would be a little better. Looks like both of them weren’t really feeling it. Usually if the time length of the video is under 7 minutes you know it’s gonna be a pretty quick game. Either way I’m hoping Leo keeps advancing. He’s always held it down and stayed true to him self. Known for big rail hammers but has a deep bag of flat ground tricks. Would be cool to see him beat some of these Cariuma/Youtube guys at their own game and appear to just be having fun and not giving a shit in the process.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 29, 2023, 05:42:59 PM
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fun game
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Complete random draw on this matchup.
Wow that was the best one so far. I'm hoping that there are more matches with this type of energy.

Leo VS Braden was pretty meh but like NobleExperiment already mentioned- it might be cool to see Leo go through all the variations of the basics if Doelling has his way.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Powdered Toast Man! on July 29, 2023, 05:52:42 PM
https://youtu.be/w6jSqSm6oeg
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Powdered Toast Man! on July 29, 2023, 05:52:58 PM
Woops wrong thread
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: jgonzalez on July 29, 2023, 09:17:49 PM
https://youtu.be/w6jSqSm6oeg
Winner gets to creampie
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 30, 2023, 12:45:35 AM
Zach vs Leo is gonna be a pretty entertaining match if Zach goes first and goes through all the basics again. I feel like seeing Leo have to do every shuvit trick in every stance would be kinda cool, just to see if he can hang with all the basics and just cuz you never know, he might have a DGK tier switch pop shuvit for all we know but he just never unleashes it.

It’s Zach vs winner of Sewa vs Jamie and Leo vs winner of Luan vs Lucas. Almost guaranteed Zach and Leo won’t face each other. More likely Jamie vs Luan
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on July 30, 2023, 02:48:19 AM
Today is going to be one of the biggest matches.. Jamie will definitely win, I think.. He has such consistency in even the most technical tricks..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on July 30, 2023, 07:40:02 AM
Today is going to be one of the biggest matches.. Jamie will definitely win, I think.. He has such consistency in even the most technical tricks..

I’m not embarrassed to say I’m super excited for this match to drop.

Would have like to see these two in later match though. 

There is a reason you have seedings in tournaments, not sure why the berrics doesn’t get that.  Having tow of the best flat ground skaters meet in the first round is not the way it should be done imo.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on July 30, 2023, 08:16:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI0f_B1vXM4&t=2s
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lifer on July 30, 2023, 08:23:22 AM
Length of the video says it all.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Rubbrick on July 30, 2023, 08:30:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI0f_B1vXM4&t=2s

Holy shit… wasn’t expecting Sewa to get skunked
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: MrDuckey on July 30, 2023, 08:41:25 AM
No Leo/Braden board? I guess Toy Machine won't allow the berrics to profit off their riders

Idk if anyone can stop Jamie at this point
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on July 30, 2023, 08:46:08 AM
No Leo/Braden board? I guess Toy Machine won't allow the berrics to profit off their riders

Idk if anyone can stop Jamie at this point


jeffwon song cooked him last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ru9QDQC8XU&t=15s
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on July 30, 2023, 08:49:53 AM
Didn’t think Sewa was going to land the forward double flip. What a beast.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: the canadian suit on July 30, 2023, 08:57:58 AM
All praise pine, is he banned from the berrics or something?

Leo Romero has perfect flat and could take the whole thing. His trucks are tight as fucking shit tho
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dr Hass on July 30, 2023, 10:57:13 AM
He's incredibly inoffensive but Jamie annoys me for some reason. Shame the game wasn't longer.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on July 30, 2023, 11:25:21 AM
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No Leo/Braden board? I guess Toy Machine won't allow the berrics to profit off their riders

Idk if anyone can stop Jamie at this point
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jeffwon song cooked him last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ru9QDQC8XU&t=15s

Jeff won did a 360 shuv to Jamie’s impossible, shame!!!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on July 30, 2023, 11:37:54 AM
10 points from Griffindor for that weed logo shirt lmao
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 30, 2023, 01:45:03 PM
Damn Sewa was off his game, I was really expecting a better match. Impressive he landed the double forward flip, a godawful circus trick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on July 30, 2023, 02:12:30 PM
Damn Sewa was off his game, I was really expecting a better match. Impressive he landed the double forward flip, a godawful circus trick

I thought that shit was over after Jamie landed it. I was surprised Sewa got it and just as surprised he got demolished
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 30, 2023, 04:42:04 PM
Damn Sewa was off his game, I was really expecting a better match. Impressive he landed the double forward flip, a godawful circus trick
Probably his first time ever trying that trick too.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Logic on July 30, 2023, 05:07:21 PM
Out of all the tricks Jamie could possibly throw out, a heelflip body varial? Ugh.
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Post by: ThomasShitt on July 30, 2023, 05:23:45 PM
wack. sewa shoulda washed this dude and his pokemon tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on July 30, 2023, 07:35:49 PM
Yeah, cause Sewa never throws out circus tricks...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on July 30, 2023, 07:52:53 PM
wack. sewa shoulda washed this dude and his pokemon tricks

It’s a game of skate, there’s only so many non circus tricks at this level. 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dooky-shoes on July 30, 2023, 09:16:40 PM
Damn, sewas only relevance in skating was snatched first round. Bummer
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 31, 2023, 01:01:45 AM
I get, but do not support the Jamie hate. He did hard tricks, well guess what he wants to win. He also did all the tricks proper (within his ability/pop), including the circus ones. He’s a flatground specialist and runs with it without being an asshole, good for him.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on July 31, 2023, 01:04:35 AM
I get, but do not support the Jamie hate. He did hard tricks, well guess what he wants to win. He also did all the tricks proper (within his ability/pop), including the circus ones. He’s a flatground specialist and runs with it without being an asshole, good for him.

This
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 31, 2023, 01:24:40 AM
Yeah, cause Sewa never throws out circus tricks...

Yeah I was about to say... I've been watching Sewa do fakie double flips and 5 shuvs and god only knows what else im forgetting on offense for like a decade now.

Gonna have to go back into the hater box and pick something else for this one guys, sorry.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 31, 2023, 03:30:32 AM
Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Roy Machine on July 31, 2023, 03:42:48 AM
Why is everyone loving reynolds but shiting on Ryan dezenco? Both have mean fs flips
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on July 31, 2023, 04:03:34 AM
Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?

Jamie kept it relatively balanced. Also he's against Sewa, you're not gonna win that without weird stuff. Giger could've won with normal stuff. That's the difference in perception/acceptance i think
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Veggie.Wav on July 31, 2023, 04:37:16 AM
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Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?
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Jamie kept it relatively balanced. Also he's against Sewa, you're not gonna win that without weird stuff. Giger could've won with normal stuff. That's the difference in perception/acceptance i think

Also Jamie is consistent and seems to have a method to his madness. Johnny seemed to be just throwing out clown just to try and get something to stick and missing left and right. Also to throw in his goofy faces and youtube vogger persona might be more off-putting
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on July 31, 2023, 05:29:29 AM
Why is everyone loving reynolds but shiting on Ryan dezenco? Both have mean fs flips
Man we love Decenzo over here
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 31, 2023, 06:06:30 AM
Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?

Personally I don’t hate Ginger either. His appearance this time wasn’t a good look though.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mandatory Reload on July 31, 2023, 07:07:53 AM
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Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?
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Jamie kept it relatively balanced. Also he's against Sewa, you're not gonna win that without weird stuff. Giger could've won with normal stuff. That's the difference in perception/acceptance i think
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Also Jamie is consistent and seems to have a method to his madness. Johnny seemed to be just throwing out clown just to try and get something to stick and missing left and right. Also to throw in his goofy faces and youtube vogger persona might be more off-putting

Giger was into the circus shit by trick 4 (ollie late varial heel or whatever the fuck that was) and it seemed pretty clear he intended on staying in that realm

nollie flip
nollie tre
varial heel
ollie late back foot varial heel
360 double flip
half cab late flip attempt

Jamie stuck to the basics for a long time, didn't throw a circus trick until a good 8 or 9 tricks in (heelflip body varial was the first really circus-y trick) and even then they were thrown in periodically, not every trick like Giger after a certain point:

kickflip
impossible
back bigspin
heelflip
varial heel
pressure flip
fakie heel
heelflip body varial
hardflip
360 flip
fakie front bigspin
double heelpflip
front bigspin
front halfcab heel
back biggerspin
forward double flip
impossible late flip

i'm not a Jamie Griffin fan at all but it's pretty clear to me he played a less kooky game than Giger (even if marginally so)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 31, 2023, 07:12:03 AM
I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on July 31, 2023, 07:26:13 AM
I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.
Did you like the cole vs suciu game? That was absolutely perfect to me
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ChompskyHonk on July 31, 2023, 07:38:20 AM
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Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?
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Jamie kept it relatively balanced. Also he's against Sewa, you're not gonna win that without weird stuff. Giger could've won with normal stuff. That's the difference in perception/acceptance i think

giger is a sober YouTuber who seems burnt out on all the circus trick shit. Jamie is a permafried leprechaun who will gladly do all his little circus tricks to get to that berrics check at the end of the rainbow. they are not the same
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 31, 2023, 07:46:21 AM
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I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.
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Did you like the cole vs suciu game? That was absolutely perfect to me

It was excellent, for sure, but it just seems strange that people jump on competitors who "go for the jugular" right out of the gate. Maybe people just want longer videos and so if everybody does 20 rounds of tricks that everyone can do, the video will last longer?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mandatory Reload on July 31, 2023, 07:46:26 AM
I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.

once you get into circus trick territory, each person has their own specialized repertoire of weird technical tricks that they have on lock, and even the really highly skilled flatground skaters don't necessarily share those. if you come straight out of the gate with the weird shit no one else can do and end the game in 2 minutes, it doesn't make for a very entertaining game to watch.

also, i would argue that SKATE is just as much about consistency as it is about difficult flatground tricks. you may not like to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips, but some people do. it's really cool to me to see someone run through 25 basic tricks perfectly without fucking up, just as cool as seeing someone do a 720 flippity floppity thing one time. personally i'd rather watch Luan run through basics popped 4 feet high going mach 10 for 5 minutes than someone like Giger start doing gross late flips 4 tricks into the game. at the end of the day it's just personal preference i guess but i do think it just makes it a more entertaining experience for everyone to at least spend some time building up to the more technical stuff.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on July 31, 2023, 07:52:47 AM
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I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.
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once you get into circus trick territory, each person has their own specialized repertoire of weird technical tricks that they have on lock, and even the really highly skilled flatground skaters don't necessarily share those. if you come straight out of the gate with the weird shit no one else can do and end the game in 2 minutes, it doesn't make for a very entertaining game to watch.

also, i would argue that SKATE is just as much about consistency as it is about difficult flatground tricks. you may not like to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips, but some people do. it's really cool to me to see someone run through 25 basic tricks perfectly without fucking up, just as cool as seeing someone do a 720 flippity floppity thing one time. personally i'd rather watch Luan run through basics popped 4 feet high going mach 10 for 5 minutes than someone like Giger start doing gross late flips 4 tricks into the game. at the end of the day it's just personal preference i guess but i do think it just makes it a more entertaining experience for everyone to at least spend some time building up to the more technical stuff.

This makes sense and maybe I finally get it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JANUS on July 31, 2023, 08:19:02 AM
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Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?
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Jamie kept it relatively balanced. Also he's against Sewa, you're not gonna win that without weird stuff. Giger could've won with normal stuff. That's the difference in perception/acceptance i think
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giger is a sober YouTuber who seems burnt out on all the circus trick shit. Jamie is a permafried leprechaun who will gladly do all his little circus tricks to get to that berrics check at the end of the rainbow. they are not the same

I’m inclined to say that “permafried leprechaun” is a hurtful stereotype, but I feel like having a brewery as your board sponsor is somehow worse, so I guess it’s all good. And there’s a check at the end? How many berries bucks does first place get?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Andmoreagain on July 31, 2023, 08:25:21 AM
this was like a changing of the guard for flatground guys i only hear about during battle at the berrics
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on July 31, 2023, 08:36:21 AM
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I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.
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once you get into circus trick territory, each person has their own specialized repertoire of weird technical tricks that they have on lock, and even the really highly skilled flatground skaters don't necessarily share those. if you come straight out of the gate with the weird shit no one else can do and end the game in 2 minutes, it doesn't make for a very entertaining game to watch.

also, i would argue that SKATE is just as much about consistency as it is about difficult flatground tricks. you may not like to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips, but some people do. it's really cool to me to see someone run through 25 basic tricks perfectly without fucking up, just as cool as seeing someone do a 720 flippity floppity thing one time. personally i'd rather watch Luan run through basics popped 4 feet high going mach 10 for 5 minutes than someone like Giger start doing gross late flips 4 tricks into the game. at the end of the day it's just personal preference i guess but i do think it just makes it a more entertaining experience for everyone to at least spend some time building up to the more technical stuff.
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This makes sense and maybe I finally get it.

Yeah, this is it for me too. I don't hate on Jamie, but that's just not for me this slow rollin low slung floppy stuff, that doesn't get me stoked to skate. It's crazy that the Jamie vs Sewa had like 17 tricks (just counted that list) that has body varial heel, impossible late flip, and double dolphins, but not a single bs 180 or fs 180 trick (reg or switch) or even a switch flip. Yeah nah, I just can't relate to that, that's not what I want to watch. I want to see stuff like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckLtBh6gQI
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 31, 2023, 04:27:18 PM
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Yeah, cause Sewa never throws out circus tricks...
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Yeah I was about to say... I've been watching Sewa do fakie double flips and 5 shuvs and god only knows what else im forgetting on offense for like a decade now.

Gonna have to go back into the hater box and pick something else for this one guys, sorry.
Sewa does some crap too. I guess I’m more surprised that Sewa got knocked out missing fairly normal stuff.

Griffins body varial heel was one of the lamest tricks ever. I guess thirteen year olds would be stoked
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Phillyflared on July 31, 2023, 08:35:29 PM
I've always liked watching proper flatground and these games have had a bunch of skaters I may not have ever seen aside from random clips/pics. Everyone has a slightly different bag of tricks and seeing how pro's do their tricks is half the fun. Do they pop them fully? Take more than 1/2 push.
When they land something 1st try on defense unexpectedly you get to see their board control/knowledge/experience on display.
BATB's also surprise us w/ who has amazing flatground you maybe didn't expect. Benny Fairfax and Busenitz always come to mind here. Full disclosure, big fan of both but I don't think either showed the flatground skills in video parts.

in some ways it feels closer to "normal" skating that could happen anywhere and i think that keeps it fun w/ high skill level
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on August 01, 2023, 07:55:28 AM
A big part of people shitting on giger's early circus trick usage was just how destroyed he got once basic tricks were thrown his way. It's really not surprising he got so destroyed when every video he does is a documentary on how it took him 350 tries to land a trick.

Sewa has such a clean style to his tricks, I was seriously bummed he got skunked so quick. Griffin is my pick yet again this year, but I'm hoping Luan makes it as well. There's something about watching a guy do 4ft high varial double heels at 35 mph.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 01, 2023, 08:14:54 AM
I'm gonna come clean

Always hated Sewas skating. I'm fucking happy i don't have to look at his disgusting style more than that

Shoutout to my boy Jamie for getting the job done
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on August 01, 2023, 01:17:27 PM
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Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?
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Jamie kept it relatively balanced. Also he's against Sewa, you're not gonna win that without weird stuff. Giger could've won with normal stuff. That's the difference in perception/acceptance i think
[close]

giger is a sober YouTuber who seems burnt out on all the circus trick shit. Jamie is a permafried leprechaun who will gladly do all his little circus tricks to get to that berrics check at the end of the rainbow. they are not the same

Casual xenophobia ^
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on August 01, 2023, 07:02:53 PM
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Wait... how come every post after the Jonny Ginger game was clowning on him for going straight in with circus shit, but now everyone's defending it with Jamie?
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Jamie kept it relatively balanced. Also he's against Sewa, you're not gonna win that without weird stuff. Giger could've won with normal stuff. That's the difference in perception/acceptance i think
[close]

giger is a sober YouTuber who seems burnt out on all the circus trick shit. Jamie is a permafried leprechaun who will gladly do all his little circus tricks to get to that berrics check at the end of the rainbow. they are not the same
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Casual xenophobia ^
Leprechauns aren’t real
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Shifty Flip on August 01, 2023, 09:53:18 PM
 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtpA5W6pwH7/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtpA5W6pwH7/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on August 02, 2023, 01:10:03 AM
I'm gonna come clean

Always hated Sewas skating. I'm fucking happy i don't have to look at his disgusting style more than that

Shoutout to my boy Jamie for getting the job done

how's this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sB8s9HW6gI
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 02, 2023, 01:25:31 AM
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I'm gonna come clean

Always hated Sewas skating. I'm fucking happy i don't have to look at his disgusting style more than that

Shoutout to my boy Jamie for getting the job done
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how's this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sB8s9HW6gI
Big boy flippin his 7,5 board while navigating around with Venture lows that have literal rocks as bushings

No thanks i'm full already
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Burt Ward on August 02, 2023, 02:02:38 AM
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I'm gonna come clean

Always hated Sewas skating. I'm fucking happy i don't have to look at his disgusting style more than that

Shoutout to my boy Jamie for getting the job done
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how's this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sB8s9HW6gI

Turned it off after that DISGUSTING 360 flip.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: moonordie on August 02, 2023, 02:55:52 AM
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I'm gonna come clean

Always hated Sewas skating. I'm fucking happy i don't have to look at his disgusting style more than that

Shoutout to my boy Jamie for getting the job done
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how's this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sB8s9HW6gI
[close]

Turned it off after that DISGUSTING 360 flip.
Same here.
Ew.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 02, 2023, 11:24:40 AM
This is going to be tpuds year.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on August 02, 2023, 02:43:46 PM
This is going to be tpuds year.

No it’s not lol
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dr Hass on August 02, 2023, 03:17:42 PM
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I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.
[close]

once you get into circus trick territory, each person has their own specialized repertoire of weird technical tricks that they have on lock, and even the really highly skilled flatground skaters don't necessarily share those. if you come straight out of the gate with the weird shit no one else can do and end the game in 2 minutes, it doesn't make for a very entertaining game to watch.

also, i would argue that SKATE is just as much about consistency as it is about difficult flatground tricks. you may not like to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips, but some people do. it's really cool to me to see someone run through 25 basic tricks perfectly without fucking up, just as cool as seeing someone do a 720 flippity floppity thing one time. personally i'd rather watch Luan run through basics popped 4 feet high going mach 10 for 5 minutes than someone like Giger start doing gross late flips 4 tricks into the game. at the end of the day it's just personal preference i guess but i do think it just makes it a more entertaining experience for everyone to at least spend some time building up to the more technical stuff.
[close]

This makes sense and maybe I finally get it.
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Yeah, this is it for me too. I don't hate on Jamie, but that's just not for me this slow rollin low slung floppy stuff, that doesn't get me stoked to skate. It's crazy that the Jamie vs Sewa had like 17 tricks (just counted that list) that has body varial heel, impossible late flip, and double dolphins, but not a single bs 180 or fs 180 trick (reg or switch) or even a switch flip. Yeah nah, I just can't relate to that, that's not what I want to watch. I want to see stuff like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckLtBh6gQI

Energy of this one just pops out of the screen, along with more urgent editing. Morgan Smith v PJ Ladd was my fave final I think 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on August 02, 2023, 07:20:39 PM
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I don’t understand why people want to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips while golf clapping for one another. I thought circuits tricks were the entire point in a game of SKATE. Are people really trying to act like the && match won’t possibly be the most interesting? I mean, I can’t watch any part he puts out as his skating puts the hurt on my vision, but in this context…it’s basically what he was born to do.
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once you get into circus trick territory, each person has their own specialized repertoire of weird technical tricks that they have on lock, and even the really highly skilled flatground skaters don't necessarily share those. if you come straight out of the gate with the weird shit no one else can do and end the game in 2 minutes, it doesn't make for a very entertaining game to watch.

also, i would argue that SKATE is just as much about consistency as it is about difficult flatground tricks. you may not like to watch pros do kickflips and heelflips, but some people do. it's really cool to me to see someone run through 25 basic tricks perfectly without fucking up, just as cool as seeing someone do a 720 flippity floppity thing one time. personally i'd rather watch Luan run through basics popped 4 feet high going mach 10 for 5 minutes than someone like Giger start doing gross late flips 4 tricks into the game. at the end of the day it's just personal preference i guess but i do think it just makes it a more entertaining experience for everyone to at least spend some time building up to the more technical stuff.
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This makes sense and maybe I finally get it.
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Yeah, this is it for me too. I don't hate on Jamie, but that's just not for me this slow rollin low slung floppy stuff, that doesn't get me stoked to skate. It's crazy that the Jamie vs Sewa had like 17 tricks (just counted that list) that has body varial heel, impossible late flip, and double dolphins, but not a single bs 180 or fs 180 trick (reg or switch) or even a switch flip. Yeah nah, I just can't relate to that, that's not what I want to watch. I want to see stuff like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckLtBh6gQI
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Energy of this one just pops out of the screen, along with more urgent editing. Morgan Smith v PJ Ladd was my fave final I think

Luan skates like a competitive power walker with a New York minute to spare, love it

Old BATB episodes being 5 minutes long - it's a competitive match, gonna be a good watch
Current BATB episodes being 5 minutes long - someone got smoked early
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dr Hass on August 03, 2023, 06:47:21 AM
Lol yeah. Posting in here in case anyone wants to watch, ridiculous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIvosZagjdU
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on August 03, 2023, 09:35:40 AM
wet stop? people are going to have strong feelings about this game (assuming && gets a chance to pull out the circus freestyle tricks). i am looking forward to the upcoming clusterfuckery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHHudKJF3Y
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on August 03, 2023, 09:36:58 AM
i just hope it doesn't feel like a mike v game, ugh
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sizzle on August 03, 2023, 09:50:22 AM
Still convinced Luan’s fakie flip in that game was the best ever done (•1:30ish)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on August 03, 2023, 09:55:58 AM
wet stop? people are going to have strong feelings about this game (assuming && gets a chance to pull out the circus freestyle tricks). i am looking forward to the upcoming clusterfuckery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHHudKJF3Y

did they really have to slomo the reverse flamingo?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on August 03, 2023, 10:45:02 AM
Let's bet on how many new rules have to be added because of andy.
My guess is two
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 03, 2023, 12:01:23 PM
Andy is the guy who after every trick explains why he does that trick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DM on August 03, 2023, 02:54:39 PM
New rule after this game.

Every trick must me popped.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Burt Ward on August 03, 2023, 03:09:35 PM
Wet stop, also known as The Ben Shapiro.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on August 03, 2023, 03:59:26 PM
This is probably gonna be more insufferable than his mini ramp games of skate

Ima need a 6 pack of Blue Moon for this one
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 03, 2023, 04:29:30 PM
wet stop? people are going to have strong feelings about this game (assuming && gets a chance to pull out the circus freestyle tricks). i am looking forward to the upcoming clusterfuckery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHHudKJF3Y

I'm going to naturally be annoyed but we must let the young boy be free. He should do a tre flip no comply body varial while juggling 3 watermelons, and everyone including the judges should shut the fuck up and take it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on August 03, 2023, 04:11:26 PM
I laughed out loud watching && and TP give their philosophies.  Nothing but love, this will be fun
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on August 03, 2023, 04:13:42 PM
I laughed out loud watching && and TP give their philosophies.  Nothing but love, this will be fun
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frtzgn95 on August 03, 2023, 04:14:04 PM
https://youtu.be/l6-Emp29N88

by the way, i like && and he looks like he is taking it too serious, it looks wack and unfortunately he may gonna do some wierd stuff which i like on other situations. he will gain some more hate after this.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on August 03, 2023, 04:45:05 PM
https://youtu.be/l6-Emp29N88

John FTW
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sizzle on August 03, 2023, 04:45:26 PM
I don’t know if anybody’s said this yet but i like && and he looks like he is taking it too serious. it looks wack and unfortunately he may gonna do some wierd stuff which i like on other stuations. he will gain some more hate after this.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on August 03, 2023, 05:09:31 PM
I laughed out loud watching && and TP give their philosophies.  Nothing but love, this will be fun.

Also, I'm expecting to be annoyed naturally but it's Andy Anderson man. Would anyone expect less? This motherfucker should do a no comply the flip body varial juggling 3 watermelons and I expect everyone (including the judges) to shut the fuck up and take it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: coldbrew on August 03, 2023, 05:23:24 PM
Wet stop, also known as The Ben Shapiro.

Have a gnar. I’ll be back again tomorrow for another one.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 03, 2023, 07:06:04 PM
https://youtu.be/l6-Emp29N88

John FTW

love TJ but John has a lot more to gain from this and it shows
"I've never seen John skate before" boy is he in for a surprise
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 04, 2023, 06:21:10 AM
That && trick is basically two different tricks. If you can't do manual combos then I don't see how you could allow that. If he could actually pull it off in one fluid motion I wouldn't hate it as much. Guessing this vid is forecasting that he's gonna be doing some weird shit though
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: skunty on August 04, 2023, 06:50:46 AM
if && makes a run deep into the tournament with wacky tricks it will cause much controversey and attention and views for the berrics... but at what cost?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kneebone on August 04, 2023, 07:02:39 AM
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https://youtu.be/l6-Emp29N88

John FTW
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love TJ but John has a lot more to gain from this and it shows
"I've never seen John skate before" boy is he in for a surprise
How did they not include TJs triple flip "right here right now" in that edit?!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: cucktard on August 04, 2023, 07:09:22 AM
We’re at the point where there are so many people who are so good at flat ground that they all have the same 30-40 tricks on lock.

Unless you have been sleeping, a lot of people are relying on ‘unorthodox’ tricks to win.

Some people only throw one in every 4th or 5th trick for the sake of sportship, but unless the opponent has a big weakness (like && and switch), the main way you can get letters these days is by throwing something out of left field.

&& and some other guys have been invited purely because of the this. If they win, blame the Berries for inviting them, not for expecting them to be something else other than the freaks they are.

And I mean freaks in the Grosso sense.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 04, 2023, 07:23:40 AM
i just hope it doesn't feel like a mike v game, ugh

I told yall the Freedom title was 100% intended for Andy.

Torrey's only gotta do switch tricks for the easy win
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on August 04, 2023, 08:41:41 AM
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i just hope it doesn't feel like a mike v game, ugh
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I told yall the Freedom title was 100% intended for Andy.

Torrey's only gotta do switch tricks for the easy win

WhAt uNsPorTsmAn-liKe bEhaviOR
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on August 04, 2023, 09:06:59 AM
I've just found this and don't know what to say about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXbrYPWh2Sk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXbrYPWh2Sk)

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Magnolia on August 04, 2023, 09:10:13 AM
wet stop? people are going to have strong feelings about this game (assuming && gets a chance to pull out the circus freestyle tricks). i am looking forward to the upcoming clusterfuckery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHHudKJF3Y
I'm obsessed with all the pins on his jacket, is he a corporal in the Bones Brigade?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 04, 2023, 10:12:32 AM
I've just found this and don't know what to say about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXbrYPWh2Sk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXbrYPWh2Sk)

Why’s he keep taking to the ref? Is he asking what trick was that? Maybe he’s saying “is it cool if I don’t pop that one?”
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 04, 2023, 10:15:43 AM
I’m really confused why he’s wearing a helmet playing a flat ground game of skate.

By that logic he should never really take it off, surly driving a car, running, going up or down stairs are all potentially as risky to your head.

I’m being serious, I’m fine with helmets as a calculated risk mitigation, but he not being reasonable in his calculations.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 04, 2023, 10:19:11 AM
It's a calculated marketing gimmick. Like Lutzka's fedora. I mean I'd rather someone was out there de-stigmatising helmets in skateboarding rather than fedoras but still
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 04, 2023, 10:23:45 AM
It's a calculated marketing gimmick. Like Lutzka's fedora. I mean I'd rather someone was out there de-stigmatising helmets in skateboarding rather than fedoras but still

I’m all for that, but it seems illogical for a game of skate. 

I wish he was into N95s with the mask, that’d be super safe
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on August 04, 2023, 10:31:54 AM
he probably cracked his head open at some point, that shit stays with you for life. in my case i broke both my ankles and it's always in the back of my head every time i pop my board now

"is it gonna happen again, is this the one"

it's hard to shake that shit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on August 04, 2023, 10:38:42 AM
he probably cracked his head open at some point, that shit stays with you for life. in my case i broke both my ankles and it's always in the back of my head every time i pop my board now

"is it gonna happen again, is this the one"

it's hard to shake that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHZeszCO6xk
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mywm on August 04, 2023, 11:13:06 AM
I like Andy when he is doing his thing on his own, but he should be barred from any kind of competition. Dude seems to be weirdly competitive too.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Logic on August 04, 2023, 07:30:10 PM
Let's bet on how many new rules have to be added because of andy.
My guess is two

My money is on primo flips.

Clever way of the berrics to increase the length of future videos with the potentially increased rule reading.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: who da thunk it on August 05, 2023, 03:46:02 AM
I like Andy when he is doing his thing on his own, but he should be barred from any kind of competition. Dude seems to be weirdly competitive too.

The urge to compete is such an integral part of being human, I feel that people who shy away from it had something bad happen to them as a child. So really, it's weird to NOT be competitive, and to be so blasé about everything does more harm than good. Ultra competitive people are annoying, but not as annoying as people who refuse to take anything seriously and want everyone to be "happy" (which isn't really happiness, it's just a lack of legitimate failure).
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: changed1 on August 05, 2023, 03:48:56 AM
I’m really confused why he’s wearing a helmet playing a flat ground game of skate.

By that logic he should never really take it off, surly driving a car, running, going up or down stairs are all potentially as risky to your head.

I’m being serious, I’m fine with helmets as a calculated risk mitigation, but he not being reasonable in his calculations.
His pH levels go whack when he takes it off. He’s gotta keep it on
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ssbsminotti on August 05, 2023, 04:22:49 AM
Mad about «late pressure» flip lol
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: HeapsCool on August 05, 2023, 06:59:58 AM
Where do you draw the line between freestyle and a game of skate?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: carbonite on August 05, 2023, 07:05:35 AM
Slides y Grinds fuckin blows BATB outta the water, wish they're bring it back

https://youtu.be/4HhX1nGnj1A
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on August 05, 2023, 08:12:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xakLVsDYn04&ab_channel=TheBerrics

(https://media.tenor.com/gPz4A4MBPtgAAAAC/shit-jon-tron.gif)

Slides y Grinds fuckin blows BATB outta the water, wish they're bring it back

https://youtu.be/4HhX1nGnj1A

Needed this to get the taste of that BATB match out of my mouth
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on August 05, 2023, 08:19:45 AM
"there's absolutely no way that's a trick"
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on August 05, 2023, 08:26:53 AM
Wow that was boring
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 05, 2023, 08:31:17 AM
This is going to be tpuds year.
Gonna just leave this milk here
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on August 05, 2023, 08:42:05 AM
Ahahahahahahah

What the fuck did I just watch

If Andy is really that consistent with all those weird lil lame ass tricks and can manage to stay on offense then he might just be able to win this whole thing, which would be hilarious. People would be so bummed ahahah.
I can’t imagine anyone in the bracket being able to match too many of his weird tricks, or any at all maybe.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ish_wav on August 05, 2023, 09:03:58 AM
Ahahahahahahah

What the fuck did I just watch

If Andy is really that consistent with all those weird lil lame ass tricks and can manage to stay on offense then he might just be able to win this whole thing, which would be hilarious. People would be so bummed ahahah.
I can’t imagine anyone in the bracket being able to match too many of his weird tricks, or any at all maybe.

Jonny Giger would’ve been the only dude that knew freestyle tricks and he decided to circus trick his way out of the contest
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 09:05:41 AM
Ahahahahahahah

What the fuck did I just watch

If Andy is really that consistent with all those weird lil lame ass tricks and can manage to stay on offense then he might just be able to win this whole thing, which would be hilarious. People would be so bummed ahahah.
I can’t imagine anyone in the bracket being able to match too many of his weird tricks, or any at all maybe.

There’s a few guys who can do all those tricks in it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 09:10:28 AM
I like how they did a special video on these guys “death blows” hyping it up as their unanswerable final trick.

Cut to andy doing said trick, that clearly within the rules, and they’re all mindblown he’d try it.  They gaslit him pretty bad there, but still, what the hell was he thinking with that thing? 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JimOneMillion on August 05, 2023, 09:13:27 AM
I felt bad for Andy but also loved it when the guy was roasting his powerslide trick loooool
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on August 05, 2023, 09:15:59 AM
I like how they did a special video on these guys “death blows” hyping it up as their unanswerable final trick.

Cut to andy doing said trick, that clearly within the rules, and they’re all mindblown he’d try it.  They gaslit him pretty bad there, but still, what the hell was he thinking with that thing?

Was their argument that it broke the Malto manual rule?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 09:20:28 AM
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I like how they did a special video on these guys “death blows” hyping it up as their unanswerable final trick.

Cut to andy doing said trick, that clearly within the rules, and they’re all mindblown he’d try it.  They gaslit him pretty bad there, but still, what the hell was he thinking with that thing?
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Was their argument that it broke the Malto manual rule?

No tricks that slide on the ground
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on August 05, 2023, 09:30:22 AM
not sure who to be more embaressed for

t pud for losing, AA for being AA, or myself for watching that
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: easymoneysniper on August 05, 2023, 09:42:59 AM
lol that shit sucked. && taking this shit home while pissing off and confusing every ref along the way
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 09:46:25 AM
not sure who to be more embaressed for

t pud for losing, AA for being AA, or myself for watching that

AA for explaining why he’s a genius for winning roshambo.

“Dude there was a lot of…….calculations happing! I was like…what if he does paper?!?”

Uh yeah, that’s how the game works.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 05, 2023, 09:49:42 AM
I think I'm just gonna skip games with Andy Anderson, Jamie Griffin, and Tyler Peterson. I know there are people that like to see the circus tricks out the gate, but I think it really takes away from the quality of BATB to see guys get skunked in 3min. It's extremely predictable and not fun to watch especially when the other guy clearly isn't into even trying to fight back
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 09:56:47 AM
I think I'm just gonna skip games with Andy Anderson, Jamie Griffin, and Tyler Peterson. I know there are people that like to see the circus tricks out the gate, but I think it really takes away from the quality of BATB to see guys get skunked in 3min. It's extremely predictable and not fun to watch especially when the other guy clearly isn't into even trying to fight back

In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?

To be clear, I’m not an Andy fan and could see other reasons for not wanting to see more of him.

Jamie griffin is simply really good at flat ground, maybe the best ever, don’t get why you wouldn’t want to see that.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 05, 2023, 10:05:09 AM
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I think I'm just gonna skip games with Andy Anderson, Jamie Griffin, and Tyler Peterson. I know there are people that like to see the circus tricks out the gate, but I think it really takes away from the quality of BATB to see guys get skunked in 3min. It's extremely predictable and not fun to watch especially when the other guy clearly isn't into even trying to fight back
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In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?

To be clear, I’m not an Andy fan and could see other reasons for not wanting to see more of him.

Jamie griffin is simply really good at flat ground, maybe the best ever, don’t get why you wouldn’t want to see that.

Yeah like I said it's not fun when the guy looks like he doesn't even wanna be there. T Puds looked like he was just waiting to lose. And I have nothing personal against Jamie or Andy but in a BATB it's not entertaining to watch them just skunk everyone. It'd be more entertaining in a competition full of people that practice asinine tricks all day like they do. I'll probably watch them when they go up against each other but I'm not gonna wait a week to watch a 3min game of them ass blasting a pro.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: lamfordie on August 05, 2023, 10:17:38 AM
That was fucking wack. && should have forfeited his turn for doing those wack tricks.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 10:18:01 AM
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I think I'm just gonna skip games with Andy Anderson, Jamie Griffin, and Tyler Peterson. I know there are people that like to see the circus tricks out the gate, but I think it really takes away from the quality of BATB to see guys get skunked in 3min. It's extremely predictable and not fun to watch especially when the other guy clearly isn't into even trying to fight back
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In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?

To be clear, I’m not an Andy fan and could see other reasons for not wanting to see more of him.

Jamie griffin is simply really good at flat ground, maybe the best ever, don’t get why you wouldn’t want to see that.
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Yeah like I said it's not fun when the guy looks like he doesn't even wanna be there. T Puds looked like he was just waiting to lose. And I have nothing personal against Jamie or Andy but in a BATB it's not entertaining to watch them just skunk everyone. It'd be more entertaining in a competition full of people that practice asinine tricks all day like they do. I'll probably watch them when they go up against each other but I'm not gonna wait a week to watch a 3min game of them ass blasting a pro.

I hear ya, but practicing asinine tricks is skateboarding, some are just more astheticlly pleasing.

Torrey didn’t like that he was losing, but he def wanted to win imo. 

With that trick list from that game, and in sevas game, it’s on Torrey and seva for the blowout, they both fucking blew it.  Watch what you want though, for sure.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: the snake on August 05, 2023, 10:18:13 AM
Raise of the hell meth, thanks Ukraine lol
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on August 05, 2023, 10:43:40 AM
I felt bad for Andy but also loved it when the guy was roasting his powerslide trick loooool

Why would you feel bad for him? Nobody forced him to do kooky shit. Good on the refs for calling that nonsense out.

I was already not fond of this guy but this sealed the deal.

I’m open to hearing the mental gymnastics of defending his lame tricks. “It’s a competition and he wants to win!!!” Nope, sorry I’m not buying that.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Halpert on August 05, 2023, 10:53:27 AM
Not a huge fan of Andy Anderson, he seems to be a little too into his whole schtick, but that was honestly pretty reserved. The gorilla flip and the nevermind flip, I can't remember what they called those, aren't really that outrageous. He did a bunch of normal tricks and got Torey on a 360 flip. That stupid powerslide thing was rightly disqualified, I do think it should have gone to Torey as a result.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Rasmus on August 05, 2023, 10:53:39 AM
For some reason I find && more entertaining than the rest of the weird-tricks-for-internet-points-people, who generally tend to annoy me
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Idk on August 05, 2023, 10:59:46 AM
I miss games like BATB3 you’d get Marc Johnson and Rickk Howard. They’d do rocket flips and they looked human but as they warmed up they would do cool tricks with style. Like with everything I guess the longer it goes the less substance it has.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: eranka on August 05, 2023, 11:19:11 AM
&& with the 'kid at a skatepark asking you to play a game of SKATE' vibes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 05, 2023, 11:42:58 AM
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This is going to be tpuds year.
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Gonna just leave this milk here

My godt that was a rubber knife slaughter.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 05, 2023, 11:48:35 AM
Just wanna remind pals that

AA= Andrew Allen
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on August 05, 2023, 12:10:45 PM
&& with the 'kid at a skatepark asking you to play a game of SKATE' vibes

If only there was some other && footage out there to prepare me for that…
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tom on August 05, 2023, 12:15:24 PM
Everyone talking about Andy Andersons goofy tricks meanwhile I'm just hoping to not see anymore Erik Bragg appearances
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ToFakie on August 05, 2023, 12:15:53 PM
&& intentionally breaking the rules was so wacky and zany. What a character.

But really, why was this the match-up Torrey got? He seemed rightfully annoyed.. shoulda had the YouTube guys off to the side playing against each other like the kids who used to bring their Warhammer rigs to school
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: poopnutsupreme on August 05, 2023, 01:13:07 PM
I feel like people forget that early games had the chance of being cutthroat too. CK1 was straight disrespecting everyone and it was hilarious. The crowd booing when he lands the nollie late flip is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaHVu_Z60fI
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: friendly dave on August 05, 2023, 01:25:10 PM
He should have lost his turn after doing that first beanplant.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DirtyCheddarKids on August 05, 2023, 01:38:27 PM
In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?

Andy Anderson never outgrew his helmet, just like he never outgrew his trick selection or his stiff legged no pop style. So basically your typical 12 year old grom at the skatepark. Thinking about it, Erik Bragg is like the annoying dad that used to skate, so makes sense that he’s there.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: switchfakie on August 05, 2023, 01:49:55 PM
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In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?
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Andy Anderson never outgrew his helmet, just like he never outgrew his trick selection or his stiff legged no pop style. So basically your typical 12 year old grom at the skatepark. Thinking about it, Erik Bragg is like the annoying dad that used to skate, so makes sense that he’s there.

you definitely only started using the word grom after gifted hater injected it into your vocabulary
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: companguero on August 05, 2023, 01:58:13 PM
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I like how they did a special video on these guys “death blows” hyping it up as their unanswerable final trick.

Cut to andy doing said trick, that clearly within the rules, and they’re all mindblown he’d try it.  They gaslit him pretty bad there, but still, what the hell was he thinking with that thing?
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Was their argument that it broke the Malto manual rule?
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No tricks that slide on the ground

"... if your opponent popped their trick"

&& went Alonzo on him calling the trick out. Everybody knew he like to get wet. Butt-naked, ill, Sherms, Dust, PCP, Primos.
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Post by: 6ix9ine on August 05, 2023, 02:02:00 PM
Seems like T puds threw that one. Like, he can't land a 360 flip? Seriously? And he wouldn't even attempt the weird tricks. In those Mano A Mano games AA would go up against someone like Jake Wooten and do some weird shit but their opp would still pull it off because at the end of the day doing something like an 'ollie kickback' is not actually that difficult compared to some more tech yet standard flatground tricks like inward heels, sw backside flips etc

Yeah tpuds didn't even try
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 05, 2023, 02:10:19 PM
I feel like people forget that early games had the chance of being cutthroat too. CK1 was straight disrespecting everyone and it was hilarious. The crowd booing when he lands the nollie late flip is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaHVu_Z60fI


Lmao, yeah I'd forgotten how ridiculous Corey was in that. That just made me crack up. Ramondetta had some serious style on the nollie fs heel body varial thing.

Unsurprisingly Sewa's kickflip goes off like a shotgun.
Surprising takeaways from two of the recent games:

&& has a good 360 flip
Sewa nailed and made both the pressure flip and double dolphin look great.
Toreypuds fs flip- Maybe the angle helps but it looks like he has more control over the board than you would on a fs olie.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DirtyCheddarKids on August 05, 2023, 02:30:36 PM
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In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?
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Andy Anderson never outgrew his helmet, just like he never outgrew his trick selection or his stiff legged no pop style. So basically your typical 12 year old grom at the skatepark. Thinking about it, Erik Bragg is like the annoying dad that used to skate, so makes sense that he’s there.
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you definitely only started using the word grom after gifted hater injected it into your vocabulary

Of course. Transcripts of Gifter Hater Twitch streams are basically my Rosetta Stone.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 05, 2023, 02:36:20 PM
I feel like people forget that early games had the chance of being cutthroat too. CK1 was straight disrespecting everyone and it was hilarious. The crowd booing when he lands the nollie late flip is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaHVu_Z60fI
side note, peter was low key pretty damn good at flatground for someone who wasn't really known for it. this game was super close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyX9EuaTiA
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: CrappybsflipDownthe5stair on August 05, 2023, 03:47:45 PM
Though the && match was pretty funny, actually glad that someone like Erik Bragg was reffing with the presence to red flag malto manny shit, a less outspoken ref would have let that slide and ruined the whole year with Mike v tier shit.

Andy does have fundamentals though so it's not pure circus shit, I do prefer a decent game with a routine of going through normal tricks first but I think it's interesting to have weirder shit in.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 03:51:11 PM
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In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?
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Andy Anderson never outgrew his helmet, just like he never outgrew his trick selection or his stiff legged no pop style. So basically your typical 12 year old grom at the skatepark. Thinking about it, Erik Bragg is like the annoying dad that used to skate, so makes sense that he’s there.
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you definitely only started using the word grom after gifted hater injected it into your vocabulary

Grom is a newish word in your world? Do you live far from the coast and the mountains?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: silhouette on August 05, 2023, 03:57:16 PM
I'm definitely trying the ballerina g turn thing the next time I'm skating flatground, looks fun, strong Dan Gesmer vibes.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 05, 2023, 04:07:00 PM
I feel like people forget that early games had the chance of being cutthroat too. CK1 was straight disrespecting everyone and it was hilarious. The crowd booing when he lands the nollie late flip is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaHVu_Z60fI
Man went war to kill, not look other peoples weapons
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bob george on August 05, 2023, 04:13:17 PM
why don't && and johnny giger and jamie griffiths and all those dudes have their own game of skate thing? I'm sure youtube would love it and i'm sure they have more buddies that do whacky tricky shit and specialise in skating flat.

batb should only be established street skating pros. it's so much better just watching very good all-round skaters do their best at skating flat. no freestyle anything, no flatground specialists, just actual pro skaters.




Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on August 05, 2023, 04:35:57 PM
Someone’s gonna have to DM borra like a man because this argument we have every weekend about who should compete and how they should do so is getting tired
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: cucktard on August 05, 2023, 04:46:52 PM
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not sure who to be more embaressed for

t pud for losing, AA for being AA, or myself for watching that
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AA for explaining why he’s a genius for winning roshambo.

“Dude there was a lot of…….calculations happing! I was like…what if he does paper?!?”

Uh yeah, that’s how the game works.

Because, && is obviously on the spectrum. It’s probably why he doesn’t quite get social queues, why he’s weirdly competitive, and probably why he’s into freestyle in the first place. He probably should have lost his turn for breaking the rules with the boneless first trick.

But he gave TP a couple letters with legit tricks, including a tre. The majority of tricks he did were ‘legit’.
And i honestly thought the old school kickflip was funny.

The half-flip should probably be retired at this point, but unfortunately I think we’ll be seeing a lot of these again.

Id like to see && keep up with more regular tricks and a sprinkling of weird, but since i honestly think he’s fairly autistic, I’m not holding my breath. Just marveling at how someone like that has made it this far in skating, and has completed in almost all major events.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on August 05, 2023, 04:47:09 PM
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I like how they did a special video on these guys “death blows” hyping it up as their unanswerable final trick.

Cut to andy doing said trick, that clearly within the rules, and they’re all mindblown he’d try it.  They gaslit him pretty bad there, but still, what the hell was he thinking with that thing?
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Was their argument that it broke the Malto manual rule?
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No tricks that slide on the ground
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"... if your opponent popped their trick"

&& went Alonzo on him calling the trick out. Everybody knew he like to get wet. Butt-naked, ill, Sherms, Dust, PCP, Primos.

I knew the legal team was going to find the loopholes, and I think you're right. 

How is Sewa's hardflip late 180 not also a violation of the interpretation of the rule that got the wet stop dq'd? 

Andy might be from another era, but time travel is boring. 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Shifty Flip on August 05, 2023, 05:03:33 PM
&& intentionally breaking the rules was so wacky and zany. What a character.

But really, why was this the match-up Torrey got? He seemed rightfully annoyed.. shoulda had the YouTube guys off to the side playing against each other like the kids who used to bring their Warhammer rigs to school

Each of those times control should’ve been given to Torrey.

Edit* but I wouldn’t know, because I’d never watch such a thing.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 05, 2023, 05:15:16 PM
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not sure who to be more embaressed for

t pud for losing, AA for being AA, or myself for watching that
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AA for explaining why he’s a genius for winning roshambo.

“Dude there was a lot of…….calculations happing! I was like…what if he does paper?!?”

Uh yeah, that’s how the game works.
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Because, && is obviously on the spectrum. It’s probably why he doesn’t quite get social queues, why he’s weirdly competitive, and probably why he’s into freestyle in the first place. He probably should have lost his turn for breaking the rules with the boneless first trick.

But he gave TP a couple letters with legit tricks, including a tre. The majority of tricks he did were ‘legit’.
And i honestly thought the old school kickflip was funny.

The half-flip should probably be retired at this point, but unfortunately I think we’ll be seeing a lot of these again.

Id like to see && keep up with more regular tricks and a sprinkling of weird, but since i honestly think he’s fairly autistic, I’m not holding my breath. Just marveling at how someone like that has made it this far in skating, and has completed in almost all major events.


Are some of you under the impression that Andy is not an amazing skater?  I think I’ve made it clear that I’m not a big fan of him personally for all the easy reasons, but his talent is undeniable.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: companguero on August 05, 2023, 05:39:26 PM
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I like how they did a special video on these guys “death blows” hyping it up as their unanswerable final trick.

Cut to andy doing said trick, that clearly within the rules, and they’re all mindblown he’d try it.  They gaslit him pretty bad there, but still, what the hell was he thinking with that thing?
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Was their argument that it broke the Malto manual rule?
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No tricks that slide on the ground
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"... if your opponent popped their trick"

&& went Alonzo on him calling the trick out. Everybody knew he like to get wet. Butt-naked, ill, Sherms, Dust, PCP, Primos.
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I knew the legal team was going to find the loopholes, and I think you're right. 

How is Sewa's hardflip late 180 not also a violation of the interpretation of the rule that got the wet stop dq'd? 

Andy might be from another era, but time travel is boring.

I'm thinking those sloppy powerslide revert landings you also see on 360s and bigspins fall under a slightly different interpretation than the one they used against the wetstop.
Bragg first tries to call it out as "a manual, basically" which is clearly wrong but has a better justification for the DQ by saying it's like two tricks linked which, for that reason makes sense.

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not sure who to be more embaressed for

t pud for losing, AA for being AA, or myself for watching that
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AA for explaining why he’s a genius for winning roshambo.

“Dude there was a lot of…….calculations happing! I was like…what if he does paper?!?”

Uh yeah, that’s how the game works.
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But he gave TP a couple letters with legit tricks, including a tre. The majority of tricks he did were ‘legit’.
And i honestly thought the old school kickflip was funny...

No one noticed Torey's was a kickflip instead of the heelflip Andy set.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on August 05, 2023, 06:21:45 PM
not sure who to be more embaressed for

t pud for losing, AA for being AA, or myself for watching that

All of the above but you for using Andrew Allen’s initials for &&.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: 6ix9ine on August 05, 2023, 06:28:10 PM
What is more cringe, Andy's sparkly helmet or Torey's Redbull beanie?
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Post by: Pony_Slaystation on August 05, 2023, 08:58:01 PM
That front foot impossible was sick though
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 05, 2023, 10:11:36 PM
What is more cringe, Andy's sparkly helmet or Torey's Redbull beanie?
Wearing one of them makes you shitload of money
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on August 05, 2023, 10:17:25 PM
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I feel like people forget that early games had the chance of being cutthroat too. CK1 was straight disrespecting everyone and it was hilarious. The crowd booing when he lands the nollie late flip is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaHVu_Z60fI
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side note, peter was low key pretty damn good at flatground for someone who wasn't really known for it. this game was super close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyX9EuaTiA

Man that PR vs MM game is so damn good.
Both such different skaters but both so good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: CurbyPuckit on August 06, 2023, 02:38:10 AM
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I think I'm just gonna skip games with Andy Anderson, Jamie Griffin, and Tyler Peterson. I know there are people that like to see the circus tricks out the gate, but I think it really takes away from the quality of BATB to see guys get skunked in 3min. It's extremely predictable and not fun to watch especially when the other guy clearly isn't into even trying to fight back
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In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?

To be clear, I’m not an Andy fan and could see other reasons for not wanting to see more of him.

Jamie griffin is simply really good at flat ground, maybe the best ever, don’t get why you wouldn’t want to see that.
3 of those are pretty wacky/stupid tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: peterpenis on August 06, 2023, 03:22:40 AM
Pudwill looked pretty rough. In some way && bailed him out with the circus stuff. I feel like in a more "classic" warm up game of skate Torey would've lost pretty fast as well minus the excuse
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: roba on August 06, 2023, 04:33:34 AM
&& can’t switch heel
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 06, 2023, 05:30:18 AM
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I think I'm just gonna skip games with Andy Anderson, Jamie Griffin, and Tyler Peterson. I know there are people that like to see the circus tricks out the gate, but I think it really takes away from the quality of BATB to see guys get skunked in 3min. It's extremely predictable and not fun to watch especially when the other guy clearly isn't into even trying to fight back
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In fairness, he got him on a 3 flip, fakie varial heal, Ollie kickback (pretty similar to a kickflip under flip?), and a front foot impossible, and an old school heel flip.  Those all seem pretty fair for a game of skate, no?

To be clear, I’m not an Andy fan and could see other reasons for not wanting to see more of him.

Jamie griffin is simply really good at flat ground, maybe the best ever, don’t get why you wouldn’t want to see that.
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3 of those are pretty wacky/stupid tricks

I guess I don’t get where everyone saw these games of skate going once everyone has the basics dialed.  None of those seem unreasonable to me, but you want them to do 180 kickflips and heel flips every stance and direction before they get to those by process of elimination?


Invite people who just have less flat ground dialed and pretend they’re the best?


I guess I just always saw it going this way, with like new Rodney Mullen weirdos pushing it forward, and people copying and accepting their tricks once they can do them and cleaning them up.  I mean it’s obviously what happens and what will keep happening, just figured it was common knowledge at this point. 

In fairness, that front foot impossible and Ollie kickback don’t even need to be cleaned up just done by someone cooler for everyone to like them.



Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on August 06, 2023, 05:41:47 AM
Torey was skating like he hasn’t stepped foot on a board in six months and went straight to trying tricks with no warmup at all. That was the shittiest game in a long time. Torey is usually a beast on flatground.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick Duck on August 06, 2023, 06:54:39 AM
I think torey might have been in on it. He probly didn’t want to keep coming back but the && games are gonna be the most viewed of all so red bull would pay him just to show up and wear the beanie
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Post by: Tiltmode Army Reservist on August 06, 2023, 07:39:14 AM
I think torey might have been in on it. He probly didn’t want to keep coming back but the && games are gonna be the most viewed of all so red bull would pay him just to show up and wear the beanie

This makes a lot of sense (begrudgingly puts on tin foil hat).

Against my better judgement, I have been watching a lot of these. The Chris Cole / Mark Suciu one was good, as was the Leo Romero / Braden Hoban one.

Also I was interested in that shaped board Curren Caples brought to his game vs Louie Lopez (one side was a traditional popsicle shape, the other was egg-shaped: Curren said the popsicle side was better for kickflips and the egg side was better for heelflips), but then he lost without getting a single letter on Louie and I was like fuck that gimmicky board.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on August 06, 2023, 08:12:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bWni8NZ-gk&ab_channel=TheBerrics
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on August 06, 2023, 08:22:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bWni8NZ-gk&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Glad TJ lost, too much provocation and pretentious manners to make people laugh.. kinda like Giger versus Zach ahah
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WavyDavy on August 06, 2023, 08:25:09 AM
Still amazing how someone can skate with these huge parachute pants. It would drive me crazy to have to adjust them all the time
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on August 06, 2023, 08:30:58 AM
Gross
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kneebone on August 06, 2023, 08:33:44 AM
Though the && match was pretty funny, actually glad that someone like Erik Bragg was reffing with the presence to red flag malto manny shit, a less outspoken ref would have let that slide and ruined the whole year with Mike v tier shit.

I can’t stand Erik Bragg, but I agree with you. Also, Bragg wasn’t even the actual ref, that job was supposed to go to David Reyes and he didn’t say shit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on August 06, 2023, 08:34:51 AM
wut is with tj rogers pants. he got like a whole bedspread down there
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dr Hass on August 06, 2023, 09:07:54 AM
Absolutely disgusting game to watch, style-wise.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 06, 2023, 09:21:14 AM
Holy shit TJ is insufferable, glad the other dude won

Pretty meh games this weekend
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 06, 2023, 10:36:10 AM
Johns switch heel on D. That shit was like wah pow on the soles of his shoes. Fast lil fucker. Very nice. Probably felt good AF.

I'm a kickfliper/switch flipper. I don't really heel flips anymore. Primo is way too likely especially switch.

But yeah I love TJ. I wanna scream disgusting somethings into his ear. Ask what back water swap meet do you buy your soft ass G pants at as I stroke the plush goodness while looking deeply into those lil G eyes.

I used to date a Candy raver girl who would break in those in several colours too. I loved her drugs sooooooo much it was hard to let her go.

In the end I wanted different drugs and I had just met a girl who's mother was getting 300 OC 80s a month for her TMJ.
I was like DAYEM! What'd she catch Tmj from blowing the Dr or what?

She giggled. That's how I knew her mom's drugs was the right drugs for me.

Also that's a late v heel not a late pressure flip.

I think berries intentionally miss name shit for reactions from controversy.

One of the RAW kids told me the name of that trick so I know it is true.
There's been little more legit than RAW since. They should call all the shots on what shits called and everyone should respect that.

But yeah TJ is kinda hot. Too bad he won't be back this year. Bow whikka wicka wicka porno wah wah son.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Rasmus on August 06, 2023, 10:38:47 AM
Classic tricks v. Circus tricks
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Post by: Coldpizza on August 06, 2023, 10:40:19 AM
TJs an his Post Malone lookin ass needs to chill on the pants. Man’s gonna cause a fabric shortage.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 06, 2023, 10:42:02 AM
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Though the && match was pretty funny, actually glad that someone like Erik Bragg was reffing with the presence to red flag malto manny shit, a less outspoken ref would have let that slide and ruined the whole year with Mike v tier shit.

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I can’t stand Erik Bragg, but I agree with you. Also, Bragg wasn’t even the actual ref, that job was supposed to go to David Reyes and he didn’t say shit

Wasn't he like backdoor manning Ozzy Osbourne's wife Sharron while pretending to date the daughter who's name escapes me?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Not A Damn Chance on August 06, 2023, 10:42:17 AM
Damn, the way TJ pulled his pants up before every pop was hilarious.
They need to make a new rule on some sort of minimum speed requirement.

^ Also that Mo vs Ramondetta game posted above was unreal. Wish we could get more games of that caliber.
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Post by: WPG on August 06, 2023, 10:52:19 AM
Agreed on the minimum speed requirement. Even though TJ lost it was easy to tell who is a long time pro and who is a random who's mastered circus tricks
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Post by: boneless900 on August 06, 2023, 10:53:28 AM
Damn, the way TJ pulled his pants up before every pop was hilarious.
They need to make a new rule on some sort of minimum speed requirement.

^ Also that Mo vs Ramondetta game posted above was unreal. Wish we could get more games of that caliber.

TJ's double pants adjust before his sw pop shove was my favorite trick of the match(https://i.ibb.co/sF57jFj/screen-20230806-100337-exported-1352.jpg) (https://ibb.co/sF57jFj)
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Post by: Dummklaus on August 06, 2023, 11:57:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/EVlkQbY.gif)
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on August 06, 2023, 12:04:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/EVlkQbY.gif)

Is it just me or does Suciu’s hair look darker than usual?
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Post by: Magnolia on August 06, 2023, 12:23:03 PM
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Is it just me or does Suciu’s hair look darker than usual?
He got a referral to Tony Hawk's eyebrow guy
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: 6ix9ine on August 06, 2023, 12:40:39 PM
That video just single-handedly killed the baggy pants trend. It's over.
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on August 06, 2023, 12:55:49 PM
Pretty cringe batb weekend.
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Post by: fineslime on August 06, 2023, 01:01:17 PM
Johns switch heel on D. That shit was like wah pow on the soles of his shoes. Fast lil fucker. Very nice. Probably felt good AF.

I'm a kickfliper/switch flipper. I don't really heel flips anymore. Primo is way too likely especially switch.

But yeah I love TJ. I wanna scream disgusting somethings into his ear. Ask what back water swap meet do you buy your soft ass G pants at as I stroke the plush goodness while looking deeply into those lil G eyes.

I used to date a Candy raver girl who would break in those in several colours too. I loved her drugs sooooooo much it was hard to let her go.

In the end I wanted different drugs and I had just met a girl who's mother was getting 300 OC 80s a month for her TMJ.
I was like DAYEM! What'd she catch Tmj from blowing the Dr or what?


She giggled. That's how I knew her mom's drugs was the right drugs for me.

Also that's a late v heel not a late pressure flip.

I think berries intentionally miss name shit for reactions from controversy.

One of the RAW kids told me the name of that trick so I know it is true.
There's been little more legit than RAW since. They should call all the shots on what shits called and everyone should respect that.

But yeah TJ is kinda hot. Too bad he won't be back this year. Bow whikka wicka wicka porno wah wah son.

Probably the funniest thing I've read on here.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: decoi1 on August 06, 2023, 01:21:13 PM
Damn I usually like TJ and I rarely give a shit about another man’s pants but fuck he was annoying as hell and his pants are awful.
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Post by: Suangi on August 06, 2023, 02:14:55 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyX9EuaTiA

That game is something else. I feel like we've regressed
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Post by: Steely Daniel on August 06, 2023, 02:29:58 PM
Damn I usually like TJ and I rarely give a shit about another man’s pants but fuck he was annoying as hell and his pants are awful.

Agreed. Also where was the triple flip? He had many opportunities to do his stupid death blow and you think he'd break it out after seeing the kid trying 540 flips etc
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Post by: backspinflip on August 06, 2023, 02:36:19 PM
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That game is something else. I feel like we've regressed

Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: carbonite on August 06, 2023, 04:31:13 PM
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I feel like people forget that early games had the chance of being cutthroat too. CK1 was straight disrespecting everyone and it was hilarious. The crowd booing when he lands the nollie late flip is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaHVu_Z60fI
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side note, peter was low key pretty damn good at flatground for someone who wasn't really known for it. this game was super close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyX9EuaTiA

dam
mike rly was a coldblooded assassin on flat
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on August 06, 2023, 04:44:40 PM
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That game is something else. I feel like we've regressed
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.

So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on August 06, 2023, 05:07:28 PM
side note, peter was low key pretty damn good at flatground for someone who wasn't really known for it. this game was super close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyX9EuaTiA
Fun fact: the $20 dollars that Mikey Taylor won by wagering against Ramondetta in this match was the catalyst to his appreciation for wealth/finance, as well as his eventual transformation into a real estate profiteer & the person we now call Thousand Oaks Council Member Taylor.
The lesson & moral take away is this: betting against Peter Ramondetta may cost you your soul.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Halpert on August 06, 2023, 05:21:13 PM
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age

I think the argument that skateboarding has regressed because, for many people, the purpose of skateboarding has shifted from the act itself to documenting every instance of the act is meaningful. It's no longer enough to skate, it must be recorded and broadcast to the world. Kind of a bummer.

There have always been people who use skating as a way to chase clout, but it was the case for the decades before everyone was given a decent camera to carry around in their pocket that many people just skated for fun without any need to document any of it. "Cool story bro" me all you want, growing up in the 90s we'd jump down the most stairs we ever had, or learn new technical tricks, without even thinking about recording it. The joy came from the act itself. There might be something to be said for the possibility that losing that aspect of skateboarding has caused a degradation in its value.

However, the counterargument is one I make all the time, skating is what you make it. If your still loving the act of skating itself, it doesn't matter who else requires a video camera to even start skating. They are irrelevant.

Or was this whole thing about circus tricks and bad outfits? Because in that case, there has never been a shortage of either. That shit is definitely part of the fabric of this little hobby of ours.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on August 06, 2023, 05:24:22 PM
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age
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I think the argument that skateboarding has regressed because, for many people, the purpose of skateboarding has shifted from the act itself to documenting every instance of the act is meaningful. It's no longer enough to skate, it must be recorded and broadcast to the world. Kind of a bummer.

There have always been people who use skating as a way to chase clout, but it was the case for the decades before everyone was given a decent camera to carry around in their pocket that many people just skated for fun without any need to document any of it. "Cool story bro" me all you want, growing up in the 90s we'd jump down the most stairs we ever had, or learn new technical tricks, without even thinking about recording it. The joy came from the act itself. There might be something to be said for the possibility that losing that aspect of skateboarding has caused a degradation in its value.

However, the counterargument is one I make all the time, skating is what you make it. If your still loving the act of skating itself, it doesn't matter who else requires a video camera to even start skating. They are irrelevant.

Or was this whole thing about circus tricks and bad outfits? Because in that case, there has never been a shortage of either. That shit is definitely part of the fabric of this little hobby of ours.

That
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Post by: Pony_Slaystation on August 06, 2023, 08:27:38 PM
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That game is something else. I feel like we've regressed
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age
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I think the argument that skateboarding has regressed because, for many people, the purpose of skateboarding has shifted from the act itself to documenting every instance of the act is meaningful. It's no longer enough to skate, it must be recorded and broadcast to the world. Kind of a bummer.

There have always been people who use skating as a way to chase clout, but it was the case for the decades before everyone was given a decent camera to carry around in their pocket that many people just skated for fun without any need to document any of it. "Cool story bro" me all you want, growing up in the 90s we'd jump down the most stairs we ever had, or learn new technical tricks, without even thinking about recording it. The joy came from the act itself. There might be something to be said for the possibility that losing that aspect of skateboarding has caused a degradation in its value.

However, the counterargument is one I make all the time, skating is what you make it. If your still loving the act of skating itself, it doesn't matter who else requires a video camera to even start skating. They are irrelevant.

Or was this whole thing about circus tricks and bad outfits? Because in that case, there has never been a shortage of either. That shit is definitely part of the fabric of this little hobby of ours.

I hate that this became the norm.
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Post by: kookdusoleil on August 06, 2023, 08:31:31 PM
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That game is something else. I feel like we've regressed
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age
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I think the argument that skateboarding has regressed because, for many people, the purpose of skateboarding has shifted from the act itself to documenting every instance of the act is meaningful. It's no longer enough to skate, it must be recorded and broadcast to the world. Kind of a bummer.

There have always been people who use skating as a way to chase clout, but it was the case for the decades before everyone was given a decent camera to carry around in their pocket that many people just skated for fun without any need to document any of it. "Cool story bro" me all you want, growing up in the 90s we'd jump down the most stairs we ever had, or learn new technical tricks, without even thinking about recording it. The joy came from the act itself. There might be something to be said for the possibility that losing that aspect of skateboarding has caused a degradation in its value.

However, the counterargument is one I make all the time, skating is what you make it. If your still loving the act of skating itself, it doesn't matter who else requires a video camera to even start skating. They are irrelevant.

Or was this whole thing about circus tricks and bad outfits? Because in that case, there has never been a shortage of either. That shit is definitely part of the fabric of this little hobby of ours.
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I hate that this became the norm.

It’s been the norm for at least 30 years.
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Post by: Halpert on August 06, 2023, 08:54:19 PM
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That game is something else. I feel like we've regressed
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age
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I think the argument that skateboarding has regressed because, for many people, the purpose of skateboarding has shifted from the act itself to documenting every instance of the act is meaningful. It's no longer enough to skate, it must be recorded and broadcast to the world. Kind of a bummer.

There have always been people who use skating as a way to chase clout, but it was the case for the decades before everyone was given a decent camera to carry around in their pocket that many people just skated for fun without any need to document any of it. "Cool story bro" me all you want, growing up in the 90s we'd jump down the most stairs we ever had, or learn new technical tricks, without even thinking about recording it. The joy came from the act itself. There might be something to be said for the possibility that losing that aspect of skateboarding has caused a degradation in its value.

However, the counterargument is one I make all the time, skating is what you make it. If your still loving the act of skating itself, it doesn't matter who else requires a video camera to even start skating. They are irrelevant.

Or was this whole thing about circus tricks and bad outfits? Because in that case, there has never been a shortage of either. That shit is definitely part of the fabric of this little hobby of ours.
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I hate that this became the norm.
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It’s been the norm for at least 30 years.

That just isn't true. Professional skateboarding was regularly documented, but regular skateboarding humans weren't constantly documenting themselves, in large part because we didn't have the technology. It's also a matter of fact that even pros often skated without cameras. Since smartphones, it has definitely become far more prevalent to skateboard almost exclusively while being recorded doing so.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 06, 2023, 09:44:00 PM
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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: backspinflip on August 06, 2023, 10:18:38 PM
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age

Pros used to be a lot more pro. Look at the two guys in the video above and then watch some limo video and you'll see what I mean.
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That game is something else. I feel like we've regressed
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age
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I think the argument that skateboarding has regressed because, for many people, the purpose of skateboarding has shifted from the act itself to documenting every instance of the act is meaningful. It's no longer enough to skate, it must be recorded and broadcast to the world. Kind of a bummer.

There have always been people who use skating as a way to chase clout, but it was the case for the decades before everyone was given a decent camera to carry around in their pocket that many people just skated for fun without any need to document any of it. "Cool story bro" me all you want, growing up in the 90s we'd jump down the most stairs we ever had, or learn new technical tricks, without even thinking about recording it. The joy came from the act itself. There might be something to be said for the possibility that losing that aspect of skateboarding has caused a degradation in its value.

However, the counterargument is one I make all the time, skating is what you make it. If your still loving the act of skating itself, it doesn't matter who else requires a video camera to even start skating. They are irrelevant.

Or was this whole thing about circus tricks and bad outfits? Because in that case, there has never been a shortage of either. That shit is definitely part of the fabric of this little hobby of ours.
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I hate that this became the norm.
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It’s been the norm for at least 30 years.
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That just isn't true. Professional skateboarding was regularly documented, but regular skateboarding humans weren't constantly documenting themselves, in large part because we didn't have the technology. It's also a matter of fact that even pros often skated without cameras. Since smartphones, it has definitely become far more prevalent to skateboard almost exclusively while being recorded doing so.

I distinctly remember a letter from the reader's mail section of one of my earliest skate mags around 2000 where the sender already was going on about how he was just rediscovering skating for fun again after a long phase of not seeing the point anymore if every achievement of his wasn't documented. He specifically mentioned his 'latest crooked grinds down the park hubba' and so I'd assume was a rather mundane skater with a local crew and not a professional with a wide reach. I also remember people around these times already would take themselves pretty seriously regardless of the reality of their status the second their friend's dad had bought their first camcorder for some wedding or whatever. The ego is timeless and so it predates smartphones. Skating for the pure act of it used to be more of a thing yes, but the opposite approach has existed for as long as consumer level video recording equipment has been available and smartphones just so happen to qualify, and be everywhere.

There also is the story of how for a while the OG Supreme crew would only skate whenever they'd have to film because Huf was in town and they would equate it to 'getting dirty'. It's funny because naively, it's a time period I would rather romanticize the other way, from looking at the output.

Skating has a lot to do with interpreting your environment, movement and body language, I think it's natural people wouldn't mind collecting tracks and memories, there is a lot to be said about a skater's relationship to their footage/photos that can be unrelated to any delusional claim of performance entirely. I think it does feel better when the documentation is exceptional. But it's when the skater starts injecting weird projections into the equation themselves that things become toxic.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 07, 2023, 02:05:04 AM
rainy weekend on the Berriumas
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Post by: who da thunk it on August 07, 2023, 02:23:49 AM
TJ's really burning through all that good will that his ball cancer granted him
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on August 07, 2023, 04:30:29 AM
Can’t compare cancer to a berries game of skate that everyone seems to hate but takes so serious here.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on August 07, 2023, 05:39:46 AM
I want a pair of those TJ pants to wear around the house on lazy weekends, maybe use as pajamas on occasion.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Jim and Dan on August 07, 2023, 05:48:26 AM
Everyone talking about Andy Andersons goofy tricks meanwhile I'm just hoping to not see anymore Erik Bragg appearances

You beat me too it! Now there is a man that probably wafts the smell of his own farts up to his nostrils like he's smelling a soup...
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Post by: Newphone on August 07, 2023, 05:55:06 AM
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Skateboarding as a whole has regressed.

Pros used to film video part, skate demo's, and the occasional contest. And skate flat in between.

Now the most important is filming some dumbass instagram story posts. I remember homeboys rattling tricks off down the 8 just to warm up for the streets and stay sharp. These days guys won't even throw a flip trick down it with passing buddy the iphone first.
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So skateboarding has regressed because people post their warmups on IG instead of selling the footage to Logic or Progression? That’s a flimsy argument and it kinda seems you’re just upset about having to age
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Pros used to be a lot more pro. Look at the two guys in the video above and then watch some limo video and you'll see what I mean.

Skateboarding has regressed is a hot take.

Using this video as an example is like showing a long volley exchange in an old men’s tennis match as evidence; they haven’t lost the ability to volley, it’s just the serving has become so dominant that you don’t see it as much. 

The terms “holding serve” has become commonplace for situations just like this, winning the roshambo in a game of skate at this level you “hold serve”, you should be expected to win if you go first now.

Seva was trying to explain this in his pregame, but didn’t know or use the term “holding serve”. It’s also the first thing he says after the game, he knows he might have won if he went first.

 Just like in the tennis example (or with recent changes in other sports to make the games more exciting as people get too good) you need to change the rules of the game as these flaws become apparent if you want it to stay competitive and fair. 

Dumb data just had a video on YouTube about this last night, and he’s 100% right, both skaters need a “serve” at this point (going first) but he’s wrong about the third game (or set if you will) being another roshambo, it should be a tiebreaker like tennis.

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Post by: radcunt on August 07, 2023, 09:09:07 AM
lol @ Andy winning it with basic tricks
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Post by: Cool Ceith on August 07, 2023, 11:05:58 AM
With Chase gone, who's going to proofread the title slates from now on? lol

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Post by: hotdogsweatpants on August 07, 2023, 12:52:37 PM
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Amazing. Would gnar.
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Post by: SatanicPanic on August 07, 2023, 09:06:49 PM
Pretty cringe batb weekend.
Two no fun battles. I want my money back
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Amazing. Would gnar.

dont worry, gnarred him on your behalf bb girl
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Post by: Shifty Flip on August 08, 2023, 08:32:33 AM
TJ's really burning through all that good will that his ball cancer granted him

Horrible take
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Post by: BurgerCop on August 08, 2023, 08:55:05 AM
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Horrible take

Jesus, no joke.
There was a time I kinda thought skaters as a whole were cool people, then the internet happened and I realized the skateboard community houses some of the most shallow, judgmental trend-chasing douchebags on the planet.
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Post by: BALARGUE on August 08, 2023, 09:58:43 AM
cancer or not, nice guy or not, I'm fine with bagggggggggggy pants but these ones are silly

Why would you make custom pants for you if you have to adjust them like that ?
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Post by: SatanicPanic on August 08, 2023, 10:35:20 AM
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Jesus, no joke.
There was a time I kinda thought skaters as a whole were cool people, then the internet happened and I realized the skateboard community houses some of the most shallow, judgmental trend-chasing douchebags on the planet.
It’s just the internet. Every community I’ve been a part of on the internet is fucking terrible. Like try the D&D reddits. Fucking insufferable people. Or surfing, goddamn, they’re awful both online and in real life. IRL I’ve only met a handful of asshole skaters and most of that was in the 90s.
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Post by: JugeL on August 08, 2023, 11:17:37 AM
Scoobity poop internet bad

Get with the times you grandpas
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Post by: corto on August 08, 2023, 02:22:48 PM
Nothing wrong with TJs pants. His thing is to be a tech deck character and the pants are part of it. It's also an homage to the Canadian legend known as Grant Patterson. And yes, fuck Pappalardo (slap him over the ears in the hotel lobby).
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Post by: SoundcloudBXM on August 08, 2023, 03:13:56 PM
Has anyone in batb ever done a Casper flip? I’m thinking I’ve never seen one which is weird bc that’s a more basic circus trick i learned when I was like 15 which was 10 years ago.
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Post by: GAY on August 08, 2023, 06:20:32 PM

But yeah TJ is kinda hot.


My goodness, we would never fight over the same dudes at the club. Which means we should go out to the club as a wingman team.
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 08, 2023, 11:46:31 PM
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i think this is a good representation of how serious TJ took all of this.
he's good, and the pants are his style. get with it and more power to him
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Post by: Newphone on August 09, 2023, 04:47:44 AM
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i think this is a good representation of how serious TJ took all of this.
he's good, and the pants are his style. get with it and more power to him

Every time someone loses, one here someone’s claiming they threw it or didn’t care.  Sometimes in competition both sides really try hard and there still has to be a loser. It’s ok to try and still lose, but pretty lame to claim “I wasn’t trying” when someone beats you.

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Post by: Donkey Lips on August 09, 2023, 07:11:38 AM
Who said he wasn't trying? Seemed like he was trying to win but also having a good time goofing around.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: left knee cap on August 11, 2023, 08:47:45 AM
sw bs 180 death blow good move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFShhUy7nj8
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Post by: JugeL on August 11, 2023, 10:00:23 AM
Haha man that's just dirty
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on August 11, 2023, 11:35:09 AM
sw bs 180 death blow good move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFShhUy7nj8

Not going to lie, I pull the sw bs 180 out if I’m behind in a game of skate. 90% of people don’t have them for some reason.
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Post by: curbskater on August 11, 2023, 01:01:36 PM
I would have to pivot the shit out of that switch back 180 for it not to take me out
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Post by: BurgerCop on August 11, 2023, 03:07:13 PM
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Not going to lie, I pull the sw bs 180 out if I’m behind in a game of skate. 90% of people don’t have them for some reason.

Huh...yeah.
Weird thing is I go through phases where I can land switch backside flips semi-consistently, but I've never done plain switch backside 180s for shit.
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Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 11, 2023, 03:14:22 PM
sw bs 180 death blow good move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFShhUy7nj8

what the fuck are those shoes lmao did janoski collab with the barbie movie?

also i agree with tj kooking it, you don't have to be bffs with your opponent but sheesh he acted like john burned the canadian flag or something.
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Post by: ilchymis on August 11, 2023, 04:52:11 PM
Feel like we're getting closer and closer to someone giving so little of a shit they call a kickflip their death blow straight-faced.
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Post by: Logic on August 11, 2023, 06:27:34 PM
I would have to pivot the shit out of that switch back 180 for it not to take me out

Some kid literally took me out with that trick a few weeks back, buckled my knee trying it on my last attempt.
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 11, 2023, 07:11:10 PM
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My goodness, we would never fight over the same dudes at the club. Which means we should go out to the club as a wingman team.

DOWN
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 11, 2023, 07:16:59 PM
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Not going to lie, I pull the sw bs 180 out if I’m behind in a game of skate. 90% of people don’t have them for some reason.

Too true.

I figured out my issue.

I was all hunched over with heavy toes like I was going to scoop it like yuck.
 So I lifted my chin and put more weight on my back heel and boom.
Bloard pops and it stays under me.

Still looks like ass but I'm taking like 30 years of avoidance on this trick. Now if I ever film a line again I can pretend I'm Dill for 5 seconds.

Go do a very very bone dipper backside flipper into a fountain.

See me whistling just gimme some kinda sign grrl....
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 11, 2023, 07:19:11 PM
Malto could have been slated to face Anderson originally and then it would have been kinda funny
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Post by: GAY on August 11, 2023, 07:31:39 PM
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Not going to lie, I pull the sw bs 180 out if I’m behind in a game of skate. 90% of people don’t have them for some reason.

They’re so difficult. My board just flies off in some direction I wouldn’t have thought possible.
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Post by: changed1 on August 11, 2023, 07:36:42 PM
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They’re so difficult. My board just flies off in some direction I wouldn’t have thought possible.
focus on scooping the tail through your body while doing a good switch ollie. Don’t lean too far forward over the board either.
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Post by: nolliefullcab on August 11, 2023, 08:12:14 PM
Malto of Girl?
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on August 11, 2023, 08:53:11 PM
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Not going to lie, I pull the sw bs 180 out if I’m behind in a game of skate. 90% of people don’t have them for some reason.
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Too true.

I figured out my issue.

I was all hunched over with heavy toes like I was going to scoop it like yuck.
 So I lifted my chin and put more weight on my back heel and boom.
Bloard pops and it stays under me.

Still looks like ass but I'm taking like 30 years of avoidance on this trick. Now if I ever film a line again I can pretend I'm Dill for 5 seconds.

Go do a very very bone dipper backside flipper into a fountain.

See me whistling just gimme some kinda sign grrl....

Once you learn how to pop them properly, they just suck right up to your feet. I love switch 180s and general because you land regular. Makes them mentally much easier for me.
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Post by: TheDingus on August 11, 2023, 09:17:36 PM
Ok what’s everyone’s death blow? I think mine is a fakie inward heel.
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Post by: lurkluke on August 11, 2023, 09:37:52 PM
Ok what’s everyone’s death blow? I think mine is a fakie inward heel.

Whiffing a kick flip and nailing my shins.



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Post by: TrainWreck on August 12, 2023, 03:44:17 AM
I have to admit I cant do a sw bs 180, but I do love to do a sw fs 180

Sw bs 180 feel so akward from the start. Props to Malto, he makes them look too easy
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Post by: JugeL on August 12, 2023, 05:43:47 AM
Ok what’s everyone’s death blow?
I have mean pressure flip game
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Post by: KookTheElder on August 12, 2023, 06:29:41 AM
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I have mean pressure flip game

Beat me to it! Either fakie/regs pressure flip sex change or semi pressure flip (not sure if this one has a different name)
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Post by: roba on August 12, 2023, 06:33:53 AM
i can do 360 pop shuvits every try and people typically don't have that trick down since it's kinda weird
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Post by: Yonnycage on August 12, 2023, 06:40:45 AM
Probably fakie hardflip if I’m lucky or switch fs heel. Maybe rickflip
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Post by: bombsquid on August 12, 2023, 08:12:24 AM
Here is new battle for today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czRegTFC9nc
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tommy G on August 12, 2023, 08:27:47 AM
Something in those first few nollie and switch tricks David did told me he was gonna have trouble on that side of the game.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frtzgn95 on August 12, 2023, 08:29:12 AM
i want to hear about the ref. it was something different.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Magnolia on August 12, 2023, 08:56:51 AM
Pretty good game other than some slight questionable reffing. Joslin looks like he spends his time calling people groomers outside school board meetings
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Post by: changed1 on August 12, 2023, 08:57:49 AM
There was zero toe drag on joslins nollie fs heel. Ref just felt bad for Reyes lol
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Post by: frontsideNECKTIE on August 12, 2023, 09:39:22 AM
The rules state 1 do-over on offense, right? Sus on the judgement call, but Joslin tried to set Nollie front heel 3 times...
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Post by: Noble Experiment on August 12, 2023, 09:43:11 AM
There was zero toe drag on joslins nollie fs heel. Ref just felt bad for Reyes lol
Yeah there was nothing wrong with the fakie tre; toe kinda hung off but nothing touched.
I feel like almost all those tricks were good, just slightly sketchy or slight toe or heel hanging off, but nothing ever touched the ground. Ref was being too strict for sure.
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Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on August 12, 2023, 09:57:57 AM
The rules state 1 do-over on offense, right? Sus on the judgement call, but Joslin tried to set Nollie front heel 3 times...
Second one was good just didn’t pop that well
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Post by: Steely Daniel on August 12, 2023, 10:03:04 AM
I always skip through the rules but some of them seem unclear. Is one do-over on offense a set-in-stone rule? What about when you set an obviously illegal trick on offense? Is there a clear rule stating you either get another chance to do a legitimate trick or pass your turn? Because I was wondering about that with Andy's bean plant fingerflip trick he started with...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SoundcloudBXM on August 12, 2023, 10:09:55 AM
Honestly they need Berra to get in there. You got brag clowns allowing multiple defensive sets and this dude today that was way too strict. We need the Steve
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 12, 2023, 10:16:29 AM
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sw bs 180 death blow good move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFShhUy7nj8
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Not going to lie, I pull the sw bs 180 out if I’m behind in a game of skate. 90% of people don’t have them for some reason.
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Too true.

I figured out my issue.

I was all hunched over with heavy toes like I was going to scoop it like yuck.
 So I lifted my chin and put more weight on my back heel and boom.
Bloard pops and it stays under me.

Still looks like ass but I'm taking like 30 years of avoidance on this trick. Now if I ever film a line again I can pretend I'm Dill for 5 seconds.

Go do a very very bone dipper backside flipper into a fountain.

See me whistling just gimme some kinda sign grrl....
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Once you learn how to pop them properly, they just suck right up to your feet. I love switch 180s and general because you land regular. Makes them mentally much easier for me.

Definitely. Cooler in some cases like gaps but Also it makes them inferior to regular back 80 at the Manny pad.

Like 80 fakie Manny is x1000 over switch 80 nose manny.

Fakie Manny in my mind is always going to be the Trump Manny maneuver.

It's like cab vs Heli pop

Yuto should not be winning with that bunk ass shit. Go fast go backwards hit the thing and land backwards like a G okeee
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 12, 2023, 10:20:00 AM
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Same. I'm good at 360s too so I guess I'd try to cab pressure flip.

Of id fakie pressure late 180.

Now I think about it I have mostly death blows on lock. I guess I'm a tech nerd.

Fakie imp
Nollie shiv late v heels. That's a hard one. Idk if I could pull it in comp. Less we got all day to land the Death blow.
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Post by: boneless900 on August 12, 2023, 10:37:36 AM
I always skip through the rules but some of them seem unclear. Is one do-over on offense a set-in-stone rule? What about when you set an obviously illegal trick on offence? Is there a clear rule stating you either get another chance to do a legitime trick or pass your turn? Because I was wondering about that with Andy's bean plant fingerflip trick he started with...
That was my main gripe with the &&/Torey battle. He shouldn't have had a redo on offense when the trick attempted was illegal, the refs have been useless. Also it kinda incentivizes && to start matches with some freestyle mischief. I just want them to enforce the rules and challenge him to rely on his legal unconventional tricks i.e. pressure flips, late flips/shoves, body varials, double flips, cancel flips.
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Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 12, 2023, 04:00:16 PM
david reyes' fakie heel was textbook but his lack of neck bugs me

also hadnt seen maurio mccoy for a while, he was all over the place at one point, i guess braden hoban dethroned him as the kickflip into everything contest guy. looks like hes wearing es now no more adidas
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on August 12, 2023, 04:34:08 PM
Literally all of Joslin’s sw front heels were fine. Ref doing too much that day
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Post by: GAY on August 12, 2023, 07:07:34 PM
Literally all of Joslin’s sw front heels were fine. Ref doing too much that day

Yeah ref needed to calm down.
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Post by: 9inchdeck on August 12, 2023, 09:17:13 PM
Ok what’s everyone’s death blow? I think mine is a fakie inward heel.

I’ve got sw fs 360 shuvs on lock, so probably that. I’ve only seen it a handful of times in BATB
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Post by: kookdusoleil on August 12, 2023, 09:32:25 PM
Ok what’s everyone’s death blow? I think mine is a fakie inward heel.

Half flip Casper! It was a death blow in 2000 I swear
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Post by: Dark Knight on August 12, 2023, 09:35:19 PM
Ok what’s everyone’s death blow? I think mine is a fakie inward heel.

Every one foot other than 360s.  (Ollie, nollie, switch, fakie, all the 180s).  Have to throw them out after doing a bunch of flip tricks since it seems to throw people off because they automatically want to flip their board.

360 underflip
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Post by: shockpadsandwristguards on August 12, 2023, 11:51:26 PM
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Every one foot other than 360s.  (Ollie, nollie, switch, fakie, all the 180s).  Have to throw them out after doing a bunch of flip tricks since it seems to throw people off because they automatically want to flip their board.

360 underflip

You have to throw some tricks out before because it's playing dirty. Ollie north is whack and cocky during games of skate (I can do them)
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Post by: Dark Knight on August 13, 2023, 12:04:49 AM
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Ok what’s everyone’s death blow? I think mine is a fakie inward heel.
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Every one foot other than 360s.  (Ollie, nollie, switch, fakie, all the 180s).  Have to throw them out after doing a bunch of flip tricks since it seems to throw people off because they automatically want to flip their board.

360 underflip
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You have to throw some tricks out before because it's playing dirty. Ollie north is whack and cocky during games of skate (I can do them)

Definitely dirty, but I only use them as a last resort. Haha
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 13, 2023, 12:13:00 AM
The rules state 1 do-over on offense, right? Sus on the judgement call, but Joslin tried to set Nollie front heel 3 times...

Do people watch these with the sound off and ignore all the subtitles or something?

He did it the third time because he wanted to do it better, not because he was being given more turns. The second one was a make (as was the first really), he was just being a perfectionist - hence the comments about doing it like prod or whatever.

I'm all for strict reffing but Maurio took it way overboard. He was just calling anything that wasn't stomped straight bolts a redo whether or not their feet touched the floor or not. Joslin looked like he hit a crack at one point and barely lifted his arm and got whistled for it, then does the redo with fake Quasimodo steez and all of a sudden it's fine?
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Post by: JugeL on August 13, 2023, 12:46:48 AM
I mean, the refos didn't really affect the actual game so who cares
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Post by: shockpadsandwristguards on August 13, 2023, 02:11:23 AM
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Every one foot other than 360s.  (Ollie, nollie, switch, fakie, all the 180s).  Have to throw them out after doing a bunch of flip tricks since it seems to throw people off because they automatically want to flip their board.

360 underflip
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You have to throw some tricks out before because it's playing dirty. Ollie north is whack and cocky during games of skate (I can do them)
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Definitely dirty, but I only use them as a last resort. Haha

I totally understand it though. It's the most effective way to beat no board feel fakie double varial flip people and solid basic flip trick pros. When es game of skate was still a sensational thing it was the cheat code to skip some questionable double flip rounds. 180s and Ollie north in every stance. I just hate to bail them. Switch 180 north might be the worst feeling trick when I kind of do them
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 13, 2023, 04:18:24 AM
I mean, the refos didn't really affect the actual game so who cares
Reyes missed his fakie tre after having to redo it
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on August 13, 2023, 04:47:44 AM
But there was toedrag, no?
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 13, 2023, 05:47:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/0q8jfDp.png)

Ahh maybe you're right
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bo bice on August 13, 2023, 08:22:24 AM
love when skaters get a dog to fill the space where most of us put our personalities
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 13, 2023, 08:34:44 AM
 Better ref today
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Post by: Tom Pearl on August 13, 2023, 08:45:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZSUa6EY0nc
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Post by: ChuckRamone on August 13, 2023, 08:59:38 AM
that was a very laid back match except when malto board checked mason's board. are these guys friends? it seems like they hang out sometimes
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Post by: Lou Strux on August 13, 2023, 09:02:46 AM
The topic of who DOES & who does NOT have commemorative BATB boards for sale continues to be of considerable interest/intrigue to me.
What is the thread that connects all of those who have declined to shill for the Berries?  Media allegiances? A mutual sense of moral principle?  What’s the through-line here?
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Post by: Couch2KF on August 13, 2023, 09:19:08 AM
that was a very laid back match except when malto board checked mason's board. are these guys friends? it seems like they hang out sometimes

Yea, in the deathblow video they were talking about playing each other all the time and the night before this Malto pouring Mason heavier glasses of wine on purpose.
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Post by: companguero on August 13, 2023, 10:15:03 AM
Better ruff today
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Post by: Halpert on August 13, 2023, 10:28:52 AM
For a guy who doesn't do many switch or nollie tricks, Mason had some surprises in there. Wild how he can switch 360 flip like that but have a hard time with the straight switch flip.
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Post by: pops on August 13, 2023, 10:38:35 AM
For a guy who doesn't do many switch or nollie tricks, Mason had some surprises in there. Wild how he can switch 360 flip like that but have a hard time with the straight switch flip.

I also find switch treflip more comfortable and consistent than switch flip or heelflip. For some reason I find it harder to do straight flip tricks switch.
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Post by: kookdusoleil on August 13, 2023, 02:00:13 PM
Idk why but I thought Malto was gonna get washed by Mason. Pretty chill game
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Post by: mindfuzz on August 13, 2023, 03:04:17 PM
Impeccable switch heel from Mason
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Post by: ice nine on August 13, 2023, 04:19:41 PM
mason ‘cariuma’ silva
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Post by: GAY on August 13, 2023, 05:10:59 PM
Malto got pop.
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Post by: Troubadour26 on August 13, 2023, 06:00:30 PM
This was such a fun game to watch. Before we put it on at our skateshop, I called Mason winning but wanting Malto to pull through.

Malto has really mastered so many tricks. The switch & nollie heels in this game really stood out. He’s always has remarkable frontside bigspins. His switch flip and hard flip are almost signature tricks.

This is what I like to see.

A game of SKATE that’s fun, friendly, and competitive.
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Post by: rocklobster on August 13, 2023, 07:51:33 PM
mason ‘cariuma’ silva

Best thing I've seen all week and it's only Monday.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on August 13, 2023, 08:44:47 PM
Malto of Girl?

I was wondering the same. Looks like a blank with a Mtn Dew and SB sticker. Also he has a Berrics bloard for sale on the Canteen.
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Post by: Steely Daniel on August 13, 2023, 09:13:14 PM
I like how Malto's first trick was the switch bs 180 deathblow. Then the actual death blow combined Silva's weakness of switch flips mixed with the aforementioned swbs180.
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Post by: dunc on August 13, 2023, 09:14:05 PM
Felt like those two were mocking the whole concept during that game. It was great.
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Post by: stringsnthings on August 13, 2023, 09:42:58 PM
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I was wondering the same. Looks like a blank with a Mtn Dew and SB sticker. Also he has a Berrics bloard for sale on the Canteen.

Can't remember where but he's recently mentioned he's designing another shape for Crail. He influenced the G052 shape and now he's working on another shape. Spit/MtD probably have photo incentives where as Girl doesn't
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on August 13, 2023, 10:24:41 PM
Battle of the Heelflips: FREEDOM
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Post by: DarkPools on August 14, 2023, 12:26:33 AM
For a guy who doesn't do many switch or nollie tricks, Mason had some surprises in there. Wild how he can switch 360 flip like that but have a hard time with the straight switch flip.

This is me. Switch flips are usually harder than switch 360 flips for me. It's odd but harder tricks in switch and nollie are sometimes easier
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Post by: burner on August 14, 2023, 02:04:07 AM

I think people kinda forget how good Malto is. He might be a bit older, 33, but he’s still got pop and tricks.

This was a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqx7wPH8tJ8&list=PLmxvVi4Ors7YnlayKbEh_oGka0GJIobHr&index=109

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 14, 2023, 07:01:12 AM
Pros are so overrated in 2023.

Everyone's flat game is straight up garbage.

It's ok. Mine is too
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Post by: EagleassMF on August 14, 2023, 09:06:20 AM
I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 14, 2023, 09:18:17 AM
I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.

I honestly thought he was gonna be like Joslin where you dont expect them to have such solid flat ground due to the gnar factor but nah. Probably made a lot of people feel better to have a better switch heel than a SOTY.
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Post by: D10S on August 14, 2023, 09:32:21 AM

I think people kinda forget how good Malto is. He might be a bit older, 33, but he’s still got pop and tricks.

This was a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqx7wPH8tJ8&list=PLmxvVi4Ors7YnlayKbEh_oGka0GJIobHr&index=109

AVE was 37 when he won SOTY.
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Post by: goodatmeth on August 14, 2023, 11:20:08 AM
I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
Mason gave me big hurt ankle vibes


I think people kinda forget how good Malto is. He might be a bit older, 33, but he’s still got pop and tricks.

This was a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqx7wPH8tJ8&list=PLmxvVi4Ors7YnlayKbEh_oGka0GJIobHr&index=109


And this game is insane. Is it just me or does cookie look kind of weird in this? Has his style somehow gotten a lot better since then?
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on August 14, 2023, 01:39:56 PM
The best part of Malto games is when he’s with a friend and he’s just shit talking the whole time.
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 14, 2023, 08:51:32 PM
I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.

I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
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Post by: changed1 on August 14, 2023, 09:56:52 PM
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
That’s lame as fuck
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Post by: burner on August 15, 2023, 12:45:34 AM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.

Completely agree. And I hope it stays that way.
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 15, 2023, 09:24:33 AM
Malto might be my favorite switch flipper.
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Post by: Paperclip20 on August 15, 2023, 09:55:42 AM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
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That’s lame as fuck

When you look at the other shit Mason has done his flat ground is irrelevant. Who cares if he can switch flip
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 15, 2023, 09:59:03 AM
Malto might be my favorite switch flipper.

Yeah no joke that was a fucking insane switch flip. I was expecting a good'un from Malto,  but that one was something else.

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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 15, 2023, 10:01:26 AM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
to add: i think it's neat how the best pros in this competition clearly aren't taking it very seriously
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 15, 2023, 10:33:24 AM
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Yeah no joke that was a fucking insane switch flip. I was expecting a good'un from Malto,  but that one was something else.

That one he did over the score bloard against Donovan Strain.

It could be just my imagination tho. I hold Malto in extremely high regard.

Like overdose level.
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Post by: jorge on August 15, 2023, 10:45:50 AM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
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That’s lame as fuck
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When you look at the other shit Mason has done his flat ground is irrelevant. Who cares if he can switch flip
Flat is kinda pathetic to people who can jump down mountains.
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Post by: changed1 on August 15, 2023, 10:59:04 AM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
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That’s lame as fuck
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When you look at the other shit Mason has done his flat ground is irrelevant. Who cares if he can switch flip
It’s not about mason. Dude can clearly do a ton of tricks. He proved that, his pop was just a little off that day. But it’s lame when top pros can’t do many tricks, that’s why we have Beatrice’s and Sean Pablo’s now
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Post by: ThomasShitt on August 15, 2023, 11:19:55 AM
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.

no it isnt
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 15, 2023, 11:23:32 AM
yeah i think its indicative of everything wrong with this country : (
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Post by: Justis on August 15, 2023, 04:40:04 PM
Wish they would invite me
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Post by: rocklobster on August 15, 2023, 06:25:36 PM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
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That’s lame as fuck
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When you look at the other shit Mason has done his flat ground is irrelevant. Who cares if he can switch flip
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It’s not about mason. Dude can clearly do a ton of tricks. He proved that, his pop was just a little off that day. But it’s lame when top pros can’t do many tricks, that’s why we have Beatrice’s and Sean Pablo’s now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQKY1BxD8E8&ab_channel=sobreskate

Mason's switch game has never been (or needs to be) great, he struggled with basic (for pros) ledge tricks like Nollie Noseslides. Totally comfortable regular and fakie, but only has the bare basics for switch.
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Post by: lurkluke on August 15, 2023, 06:27:09 PM
people out here talking like Mason needs to pass a flat ground test before he's allowed to do bump to bars.
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Post by: Banned from the room on August 15, 2023, 07:21:43 PM
I like Mason. His shit is dope. Even when it's going rocket he just Ron Allen's that shit and pilots it down with the knee cap.

That Tampa save was insane
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 15, 2023, 10:47:52 PM
mason's hardflip was beautiful.
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Post by: rocklobster on August 16, 2023, 01:24:21 AM
mason's hardflip switch heelflip was beautiful.
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Post by: burner on August 16, 2023, 01:35:09 AM
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Malto might be my favorite switch flipper.
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Yeah no joke that was a fucking insane switch flip. I was expecting a good'un from Malto,  but that one was something else.
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That one he did over the score bloard against Donovan Strain.

It could be just my imagination tho. I hold Malto in extremely high regard.

Like overdose level.

Malto be like casual switch flip over a table just mucking around like it’s nothing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ_tZGbpD4s
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Post by: Sick Duck on August 16, 2023, 07:48:34 AM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
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That’s lame as fuck
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When you look at the other shit Mason has done his flat ground is irrelevant. Who cares if he can switch flip
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Flat is kinda pathetic to people who can jump down mountains.
well you have to have the trick consistently on flat to do it down something big
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on August 16, 2023, 04:13:41 PM
If a top pro only has a very basic list of switch tricks I’m kind of ok with it.
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Post by: fineslime on August 16, 2023, 05:01:03 PM
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I actually can’t comprehend how Mason is so gnarly in the streets but rocket flipped almost everything.
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I think it’s endearing and reassuring that you can still be a top pro today while also being unable to do a lot of tricks.
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That’s lame as fuck
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When you look at the other shit Mason has done his flat ground is irrelevant. Who cares if he can switch flip
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Flat is kinda pathetic to people who can jump down mountains.
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well you have to have the trick consistently on flat to do it down something big

"a kickflip on flat and a kickflip down el toro is the same thing." - dave bachinsky
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tireeedd on August 17, 2023, 03:25:32 PM
boring... where's rick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: exlurker on August 17, 2023, 06:51:28 PM
Mason's skating is unfuckwithable, he's an absolute monster. fuck a game of scoot
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 17, 2023, 06:57:32 PM
matt burger looks super confident, unfortunately
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 17, 2023, 07:24:23 PM
matt burger looks super confident, unfortunately

I always forget Matt burger exists, at my own peril.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on August 17, 2023, 07:55:35 PM
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matt burger looks super confident, unfortunately
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It’s @doublesteveburger or no Burger at all for me.

I always forget Matt burger exists, at my own peril.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on August 19, 2023, 08:24:54 AM
https://youtu.be/9VLNd7B5gec

Sunny hung in there longer than expected. Ref's calls for sloppy tricks were bullshit, but it didn't really affect the outcome.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on August 19, 2023, 08:48:26 AM
July 2021

https://imgur.com/n7EOUfe
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on August 19, 2023, 08:54:29 AM
should have DQ'd the cariuma guy for that rhinestone belt

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on August 19, 2023, 09:21:58 AM
The ref was too overly strict. A lot of those calls were for tricks that were perfectly fine besides maybe like a slight tic tac or a bit of toes or heels hanging off the board but never touching the ground.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on August 19, 2023, 09:27:54 AM
https://youtu.be/9VLNd7B5gec

Sunny hung in there longer than expected. Ref's calls for sloppy tricks were bullshit, but it didn't really affect the outcome.
you could have saved your spoiler commentary for a subsequent post
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 19, 2023, 09:46:33 AM
I'm down for calling out tictacs on offense. These guys are professional atheletes god damn it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: easymoneysniper on August 19, 2023, 10:02:07 AM
berger has sick style. ref was being wack but at least he was consistently wack.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 19, 2023, 10:08:53 AM
Sunny really is one of us.
I know it's probably not that big a deal these days but I know zero biggish actors from back in the day who have the ability to almost switch hard.
Including j Lee. I don't think a switch hard is within his ability. He was a backside kid.

That belt is hurting tho. The buckle is cool but I wish I could send him a better belt for that.

Unfortunately I'm out of crafting materials

That guy Matt skates like he's trying to break his bloard. I wonder if he had the same Uber-flicking disease as I do.

You tell your body take it easy just do a little putting green style chill-laxed lil baby flip trick. But you strike your tail and your front foot auto nukes your nose outta I must bone it habit.

Chippa lil kicky. Negatory. Instinctual flair
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on August 19, 2023, 10:09:15 AM
berger lookin like ginos doppelganger in the thumbnail
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 19, 2023, 10:22:31 AM
Berger might have the best lookin flat game this year. 
I don’t know why, but I can’t even look at him without thinking “monster”, it just keeps popping in my head.  Is it because he’s a flat ground “monster”? That must be it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 19, 2023, 10:31:55 AM
sunny is proof you should never wear a tank top when you've never done a push up in your life
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 19, 2023, 10:50:28 AM
Sunny looks like if they released a new “the outsiders” movie and all the 12 year old boys were dressing up to go see it in theaters.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Luddite on August 19, 2023, 10:59:09 AM
Complaining about no AC while wearing a beanie indoors…
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDraught on August 19, 2023, 12:29:55 PM
Malto vs Silva was one of the least inspired games of all time. It looked like the only reason they were there was because of contractual obligations.

Even The Berrics' web editor was so bored out of his mind he wrote "Sean Malto goes head-to-head against Nike team mate Cariuma" wtf.

(https://i.ibb.co/NnDYbhj/Screenshot-20230818-141048-Chrome.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 19, 2023, 12:48:47 PM
Malto vs Silva was one of the least inspired games of all time. It looked like the only reason they were there was because of contractual obligations.

Even The Berrics' web editor was so bored out of his mind he wrote "Sean Malto goes head-to-head against Nike team mate Cariuma" wtf.

(https://i.ibb.co/NnDYbhj/Screenshot-20230818-141048-Chrome.jpg)
wow that's crazy. i was thinking about how weirdly corporate the whole bracket is while i was out walking my dog. when he started squatting to drop a huge Cariuma i almost panicked thinking i forgot my Cariuma bags at home. thankfully i had a couple of extras in my back Cariuma because there were a lot of people around. After that I dropped the Cariuma in the Cariuma and got a cup of coffee. That had me buzzing so I went and got a bunch of Cariuma done I was procrastinating on for months.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: carbonite on August 19, 2023, 04:01:07 PM
Complaining about no AC while wearing a beanie indoors…

this guy's got some balls right?! sheesh
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tireeedd on August 19, 2023, 05:00:46 PM
sunny dressing like a douche, still can't pop his tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: changed1 on August 19, 2023, 05:51:31 PM
sunny dressing like a douche, still can't pop his tricks
For real, i was glad this kid faded in to obscurity. Berra still trying to force him on everyone and it’s never gonna happen
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: j....soy..... on August 19, 2023, 09:17:22 PM
it's not called obscurity....it's called a music career.....
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: changed1 on August 19, 2023, 09:43:30 PM
it's not called obscurity....it's called a music career.....
Just checked his Spotify and his music is strong ass. Maybe I prefer to see him skate after all
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burm on August 19, 2023, 10:56:54 PM
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it's not called obscurity....it's called a music career.....
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Just checked his Spotify and his music is strong ass. Maybe I prefer to see him skate after all
We have Post Malone at home…
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: sometimeperhaps on August 20, 2023, 04:33:35 AM
Malto vs Silva was one of the least inspired games of all time. It looked like the only reason they were there was because of contractual obligations.

Even The Berrics' web editor was so bored out of his mind he wrote "Sean Malto goes head-to-head against Nike team mate Cariuma" wtf.

(https://i.ibb.co/NnDYbhj/Screenshot-20230818-141048-Chrome.jpg)

“Plug cariuma”
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on August 20, 2023, 08:09:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwX_wG7Uc2g

cariuma vs cariuma and cariuma wins, nothing to see here
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on August 20, 2023, 08:21:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwX_wG7Uc2g

cariuma vs cariuma and cariuma wins, nothing to see here

I watched this while taking a shit and still feel robbed for my time, if any fellow youpoopers are seeing this please be advised that this is skippable.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on August 20, 2023, 08:25:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwX_wG7Uc2g

cariuma vs cariuma and cariuma wins, nothing to see here

i could hardly focus because of how bad those shoes look, i expect them to be in my nightmares later on this evening
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on August 20, 2023, 08:37:07 AM
Petition to call Mason Silva “Cariuma” from now on.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: jgonzalez on August 20, 2023, 08:47:35 AM
HELLO. MY NAME IS
(https://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/4132_900.jpg)
CARIUMA
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 20, 2023, 08:50:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwX_wG7Uc2g

cariuma vs cariuma and cariuma wins, nothing to see here

The contrast of this thread and the youtube comments section is hilarious. It has to be 50% children, 40% bots and 10% regular dudes. Anyways just woke up, gonna go enjoy a bowl of Cariuma and watch this
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on August 20, 2023, 08:52:40 AM
its almost like cariuma 13 aka "freedom" is just one big cairuma for cariuma
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on August 20, 2023, 08:54:07 AM
would you rather pee out a marble or cariuma out a softball?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BurgerCop on August 20, 2023, 09:24:52 AM

i could hardly focus because of how bad those shoes look, i expect them to be in my nightmares later on this evening

I was distracted by Cody Cepeda's dreamy eyes.

Luan's heel probably touched but Rabelo was DOA anyways, not point in dragging it out.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 20, 2023, 09:27:01 AM
All work and no Cariuma makes Cariuma a Cariuma Cariuma.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on August 20, 2023, 10:12:00 AM
Its probably been said many times before, but Luan must be so intimidating to play against because you feel like you have to make every trick look powerful and smooth like him. It kinda seemed like Lucas was forcing the speed on some tricks.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on August 20, 2023, 10:35:44 AM
The intro animation is so fucking awful and long. Is there no filtering process over there anymore? Also why even do these if the playing field isn’t level? In no universe could sunny beat burger.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 20, 2023, 11:34:02 AM
The intro animation is so fucking awful and long. Is there no filtering process over there anymore? Also why even do these if the playing field isn’t level? In no universe could sunny beat burger.
Damn who pissed on your Cariuma

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on August 20, 2023, 12:23:28 PM
whoever is reading the rules looks like a cariuma of yaje popson and pedro delfino
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: blindfoldedhillbomb on August 20, 2023, 01:57:31 PM
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cariuma vs cariuma and cariuma wins, nothing to see here
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i could hardly focus because of how bad those shoes look, i expect them to be in my nightmares later on this evening

Yeah but Lucas' jorts really tied that outfit together, did they not?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on August 20, 2023, 07:01:48 PM
Some of the judges don’t mind if you cariuma on offense I guess?
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Post by: BL0B on August 20, 2023, 07:08:52 PM
dam, i didn't know felix argueless and cariuma had a boy.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on August 20, 2023, 10:37:21 PM
God damn, luan always is a beast.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burm on August 21, 2023, 12:06:00 AM
Am I the only one that's a little bummed there's been like only one instance I can recall of someone refusing to shout out god unnecessarily during the rule read? I guess it's just an american thing.
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Post by: JugeL on August 21, 2023, 01:14:36 AM
Am I the only one that's a little bummed there's been like only one instance I can recall of someone refusing to shout out CARIUMA unnecessarily during the rule read? I guess it's just an american thing.
Fixed this
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Steely Daniel on August 21, 2023, 01:18:55 AM
May Cariuma have mercy on your thetan
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Post by: Dummklaus on August 21, 2023, 02:00:36 AM
wow that's crazy. i was thinking about how weirdly corporate the whole bracket is while i was out walking my dog. when he started squatting to drop a huge Cariuma i almost panicked thinking i forgot my Cariuma bags at home. thankfully i had a couple of extras in my back Cariuma because there were a lot of people around. After that I dropped the Cariuma in the Cariuma and got a cup of coffee. That had me buzzing so I went and got a bunch of Cariuma done I was procrastinating on for months.

hihihi
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Jebediah on August 21, 2023, 03:14:37 PM
whispers in kostons ear "plug cariuma"
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Post by: exlurker on August 21, 2023, 07:45:58 PM
If you want to buy an Evan smith board, ask your local shop if they cariuma
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Post by: 323-BALM on August 21, 2023, 10:21:45 PM
If you want to buy an Evan smith board, ask your local shop if they cariuma

bwah!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDraught on August 21, 2023, 10:35:21 PM
Hi Steve! Or should I say, hi Cariuma!?

(https://i.ibb.co/NnDYbhj/Screenshot-20230818-141048-Chrome.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/Sy5d0r7/Screenshot-20230822-073000-Chrome.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frontsideNECKTIE on August 21, 2023, 10:42:03 PM
dont talk to me or cariuma ever again
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on August 21, 2023, 11:16:44 PM
Am I the only one that's a little bummed there's been like only one instance I can recall of someone refusing to shout out god unnecessarily during the rule read? I guess it's just an american thing.

Don't think it has anything to do with it being American. People's preference on being aligned with a God and honoring it in a rule read is a personal belief, irrespective of a nationality
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BALARGUE on August 22, 2023, 02:18:13 AM
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Don't think it has anything to do with it being American. People's preference on being aligned with a God and honoring it in a rule read is a personal belief, irrespective of a nationality

not like i have an extensive knowledge on this topic but it feels like it's mainly a UK colonial empire thing (UK, USA, Australia, etc.). anyway, nobody cares, keep it to yourself, it should not be in the rules.

edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_God_have_mercy_upon_your_soul (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_God_have_mercy_upon_your_soul)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: backside_frontside on August 22, 2023, 05:13:51 AM
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Am I the only one that's a little bummed there's been like only one instance I can recall of someone refusing to shout out god unnecessarily during the rule read? I guess it's just an american thing.
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Don't think it has anything to do with it being American. People's preference on being aligned with a God and honoring it in a rule read is a personal belief, irrespective of a nationality
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not like i have an extensive knowledge on this topic but it feels like it's mainly a UK colonial empire thing (UK, USA, Australia, etc.). anyway, nobody cares, keep it to yourself, it should not be in the rules.

edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_God_have_mercy_upon_your_soul (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_God_have_mercy_upon_your_soul)

If anything it should read may Xenu have mercy on your soul
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burm on August 22, 2023, 10:30:45 AM
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Don't think it has anything to do with it being American. People's preference on being aligned with a God and honoring it in a rule read is a personal belief, irrespective of a nationality
I mean it's a lot more popular belief to have in the US compared to (Western) Europe, that's all. I can't even imagine it being brought up in skate competition here unless it was organised by the church.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on August 22, 2023, 11:08:47 AM
May cariuma have mercy on your soles
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on August 26, 2023, 07:09:15 AM
Okay, would you rather wear a pair of Cariuma for 1 week or wear a DGK ‘I ❤️ HATERS’ shirt for 2 weeks?
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Post by: ThomasShitt on August 26, 2023, 07:53:46 AM
Okay, would you rather wear a pair of Cariuma for 1 week or wear a DGK ‘I ❤️ HATERS’ shirt for 2 weeks?

option 3: neen williams 'kill yo self' tee for 24 hrs
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Post by: needthathufvid on August 26, 2023, 08:25:40 AM
Okay, would you rather wear a pair of Cariuma for 1 week or wear a DGK ‘I ❤️ HATERS’ shirt for 2 weeks?
is it a free shirt
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Post by: jgonzalez on August 26, 2023, 08:36:23 AM
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Okay, would you rather wear a pair of Cariuma for 1 week or wear a DGK ‘I ❤️ HATERS’ shirt for 2 weeks?
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option 3: neen williams 'kill yo self' tee for 24 hrs
I’ve looked on depop for both of those tees. Would. Way better than wearing Mason Silvas
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: PlugSkullcandy on August 26, 2023, 08:57:21 AM
whispers in kostons ear "plug cariuma"

please no I don’t want to change my username
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on August 26, 2023, 09:26:05 AM
HATERS for sure
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on August 26, 2023, 09:26:44 AM
If you want to buy an Evan smith board, ask your local shop if they cariuma
;D I lol'd
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bombsquid on August 26, 2023, 02:00:58 PM
Where are my videos?!?!!!? POST THE BATTLE, RETARDS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sizzle on August 26, 2023, 03:11:02 PM
Okay, would you rather wear a pair of Cariuma for 1 week or wear a DGK ‘I ❤️ HATERS’ shirt for 2 weeks?

Dude I would wear the dgk shirt for free. This isn’t a brainteaser dude.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bombsquid on August 27, 2023, 10:40:26 AM
Why is there no video this weekend?!
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Post by: breezy_again on August 27, 2023, 10:48:23 AM
Why is there no video this weekend?!
Borra didn't like the shit jokes.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 27, 2023, 11:27:35 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/524vJzg/IMG-20230824-112459.jpg) (https://ibb.co/524vJzg)

No time to get a better shot.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on August 27, 2023, 12:01:21 PM
Why is there no video this weekend?!
Budget ran out mid tournament.

Too bad.

Now we may never know who’s the Freedomest skater out there.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on August 27, 2023, 12:31:55 PM
Why is there no video this weekend?!

They are probably taking a week off, just like they always do between rounds.

You’ll get your dose of cariuma next week.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 27, 2023, 06:03:10 PM
Borra is in the hospital getting his midichlorian count. It's too bad Koston and the berries crew right down to Joa are going into Borax's tomb to serve him in the afterlife.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bombsquid on August 28, 2023, 08:15:59 AM
Koston reads on here and made me this video so I won't be angry anymore :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv9y2R_TR9o
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on August 28, 2023, 08:44:52 AM
The berries should just have Malto do all the talking always.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on August 28, 2023, 01:31:04 PM
Reminded me of this gem

https://youtu.be/rdYfZog9PzY?si=JzyLyS3oAPj-Jt4_
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: swellbowed on August 30, 2023, 08:27:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frtzgn95 on September 02, 2023, 08:25:30 AM
https://youtu.be/oxc0uS0qoLQ?feature=shared

spoiler alert: cariuma won against cariuma. cariuma was a good ref and made the right cariumas.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Ayanami on September 02, 2023, 09:20:03 AM
That was actually a pretty good game, kept it interesting the whole time.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Veggie.Wav on September 02, 2023, 09:40:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o)

Haven't finished the game yet but I wanna say, Cody Cariuma looks like he's struggling in every second of his time on this earth to be happy and Louie is the exact opposite. Very fascinating
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mywm on September 02, 2023, 10:15:31 AM
Watching Louie always makes me happy
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bo bice on September 02, 2023, 11:07:21 AM
I would pay a recurring monthly fee to never hear Koston talk again
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on September 02, 2023, 11:37:40 AM
Dang the one dude just let his footwork cariuma him to the finish line.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 02, 2023, 11:49:07 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o)
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Haven't finished the game yet but I wanna say, Cody Cariuma looks like he's struggling in every second of his time on this earth to be happy and Louie is the exact opposite. Very fascinating
just a reminder to reach out to any friends or family or even a online stranger if youre having any cariumal thoughts, people love and careiuma about you and you dont have to cariama in cariumence
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ThomasShitt on September 02, 2023, 01:28:04 PM
what even is cariuma these days
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on September 02, 2023, 02:41:06 PM
Cody popped the shit out of his tricks, respect. Double flips in a game of skate gotta go the way of the flamingo though
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: biaherl on September 02, 2023, 03:19:59 PM
Cody popped the shit out of his tricks, respect. Double flips in a game of skate gotta go the way of the flamingo though

They're going to Florida? I hear there's a lot of pipe down there
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: carbonite on September 02, 2023, 05:37:09 PM
yeah we get it dude, you're a photographer. a cool, creative job.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on September 03, 2023, 12:03:08 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaSNd2vV9o)
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Haven't finished the game yet but I wanna say, Cody Cariuma looks like he's struggling in every second of his time on this earth to be happy and Louie is the exact opposite. Very fascinating
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just a reminder to reach out to any friends or family or even a online stranger if youre having any cariumal thoughts, people love and careiuma about you and you dont have to cariama in cariumence

That was great! Cariuma you.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 03, 2023, 01:14:25 AM
I dunno guys, I might be on Codiuma
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on September 03, 2023, 03:15:16 AM
I dunno guys, I might be on Codiuma
Wish Louie would've made it to the Podiuma
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on September 03, 2023, 08:06:25 AM
yawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVr4ory_qk
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on September 03, 2023, 08:35:43 AM
Damn Levi murdered that guy
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on September 03, 2023, 08:59:25 AM
My favorite part is how far Berra chose to sit away from everyone else lol

(https://i.imgur.com/ydoiGFQ.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on September 03, 2023, 09:02:31 AM
Barriuma reading the rules gets me HYPED!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on September 03, 2023, 09:24:43 AM
My favorite part is how far Berra chose to sit away from everyone else lol

(https://i.imgur.com/ydoiGFQ.jpg)
a man of the cariuma
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Post by: Lou Strux on September 03, 2023, 11:58:25 AM
My favorite part is how far Berra chose to sit away from everyone else lol

(https://i.imgur.com/ydoiGFQ.jpg)
We are assuming it was by choice, then?
I’m imaging a scenario in which he goes to join the seated group, and after doing so, they one-by-one get up & move down about 10 feet.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on September 03, 2023, 12:02:28 PM
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My favorite part is how far Berra chose to sit away from everyone else lol

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We are assuming it was by choice, then?
I’m imaging a scenario in which he goes to join the seated group, and after doing so, they one-by-one get up & move down about 10 feet.

:o
Haha, touché!
Now THAT is a funny scenario. (And explains the skulking…)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: changed1 on September 03, 2023, 12:06:47 PM
Berra had to much horsey sauce with dinner last night and didn’t want others to deal with his gas
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on September 03, 2023, 12:10:40 PM
How much $$$ do we think the Borrics took in for tha McDonalds fries plug?
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Post by: ThomasShitt on September 03, 2023, 12:18:04 PM
How much $$$ do we think the Borrics took in for tha McDonalds fries plug?

we must consider theres a good chance he paid those kids in Micky D's to attend
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SoundcloudBXM on September 03, 2023, 01:10:48 PM
I was personally thrilled to see berriuma. His lack of presence was starting to bum me out. Yeah he has his moments, but Jesus Christ some of those round 1 battles literally needed him there. Maurio McCoy can never come back as a ref like ever.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on September 03, 2023, 02:17:23 PM
They really need to stop the ref commentary.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 03, 2023, 10:58:36 PM
How much $$$ do we think the Borrics took in for tha McDonalds fries plug?

I'm saying it was unsponsored and just an expression of the fact that McDonald's fries do indeed just hit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on September 04, 2023, 11:18:41 AM
My god, that last match was a snoozefest and a bloodbath. A snoozebath? Bloodfest?
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Post by: Banned from the room on September 04, 2023, 06:39:08 PM
Berra was not feeling the comp that day.

I wonder what happened? Maybe they had to film it twice.

Also he's clearly not that involved in a ooma team. He didn't even know that French kids name. I thought that was cool actually.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on September 04, 2023, 06:49:49 PM
I'm glad that he's not impressed like Dan C. Oh shit! I found the French Shane O'Neil!!! Look George it's the French Shane!!!
Look at how relaxed he is.

More like Shame O'Neil. It's a shame he's got that bag. Watch Levi flip out the ugly way more casual than a PJ switch flip.

I would think someone would be like cool but can you not big inward heel sex change out of that nose slider plz.

Spin it the other way kid or subtract a 900 from that shit.

Hard flip kid HARDFLIP!!! Out. Tuck a knee like you're going fast and Ill get the fish eye. See if we can squeeze a dollar out of this 15 years late for ledges crap
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kingcheese on September 05, 2023, 03:52:54 PM
Nah nah no way. Not even close. Just to remind you how amazing Shane actually is. The tricks are one thing but the execution is flawless, fluid and beautiful

http://youtu.be/zgXNALaapL0?si=1p5TsS2AVrDAGYi5
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Post by: rocklobster on September 09, 2023, 08:07:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbIy88ekcp8&ab_channel=TheBerrics
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Weededed on September 09, 2023, 08:48:45 AM
Holy shit, now that's a proper game of skate!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on September 09, 2023, 09:12:56 AM
They really need to stop the ref commentary.


Once again,this.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on September 09, 2023, 09:20:17 AM
good ref

offensive tricks should be indisputably clean.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BALARGUE on September 09, 2023, 09:23:24 AM
the stomping was intense
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Post by: manuduncan on September 09, 2023, 09:59:26 AM
matt berger's tricks were impressively floaty

pop, hover for a milisecond, then stomp
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on September 09, 2023, 10:49:32 AM
I must say, Berger has some impressive flatground. The tricks he did land undoubtedly looked crispier than Joslin’s. Overall one of the better games so far.

I’m not exactly sure why the ref made Berger redo that nollie hardflip though.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burm on September 09, 2023, 11:52:27 AM
I must say, Berger has some impressive flatground. The tricks he did land undoubtedly looked crispier than Joslin’s. Overall one of the better games so far.

I’m not exactly sure why the ref made Berger redo that nollie hardflip though.
I thought the same at first, but going through frame by frame his toe clearly touched, if only for 2 frames
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tadej Pog on September 09, 2023, 01:19:32 PM
Chino Moreno read the rules and Daniel Sam as the referee. Random shit everyday in the Borrics
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 09, 2023, 01:52:09 PM
Man Joslin is insanely consistent in these. I think hes probably susceptible to the circus tricks but you can never count him out in a gentleman's game.

I'm just sad that we're not getting Berger vs Loffelberger now. Have either of those dudes skated wallenberg?

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on September 09, 2023, 03:31:47 PM
idk how you call do-over on the nollie hardflip but not the switch bigflip
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Post by: frtzgn95 on September 09, 2023, 03:47:05 PM
idk how you call do-over on the nollie hardflip but not the switch bigflip

coz there was no error.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on September 09, 2023, 05:58:58 PM
Joslin is a power. Good game
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Post by: Sick Duck on September 09, 2023, 06:01:22 PM
Joslin is gonna win the whole thing again
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 09, 2023, 08:17:44 PM
He's never going to be slap's darling but Berger can skate for sure.
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Post by: JugeL on September 09, 2023, 10:26:28 PM
Burger had nice switch fs flip
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Post by: SatanicPanic on September 10, 2023, 07:16:59 AM
Great game. Props to Berger for keeping up the Joslin for as long as he did
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 10, 2023, 08:04:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bPg4UjSImg
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mongo Lloyd on September 10, 2023, 08:13:04 AM
I love Matt Berger harping on his flick when nearly every trick looked fire.

I don’t know much about him other than some of the yuck sponsors, but his flat ground was tasty.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on September 10, 2023, 08:48:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bPg4UjSImg

Malto threw that game
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: winecrab on September 10, 2023, 09:00:43 AM
He's never going to be slap's darling but Berger can skate for sure.

I don't know why slap doesn't like him. His flip part was really good.

http://youtu.be/iM1ZqnQkPuQ?si=g23GXQuQV_yHe6DI
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: carbonite on September 10, 2023, 09:01:13 AM
"hurrrr why are there rules if it's called 'Freedom' "
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Rasmus on September 10, 2023, 09:30:00 AM
Did Joslin just skip his 20s? He went from looking like a kid to a 38 year old dad in the blink of an eye!

But both of those are power houses! I love the way Berger legitimately pops out of his slides - I wasn't aware we didn't like him here on slap - it just seems like a majority of his output has been contests, which doesn't get as much talk on here
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Halpert on September 10, 2023, 10:48:19 AM
Berger got some anti gravity boots on or something. Must be that Brazilian influence. He's probably past the point of making a meaningful switch, but that dude always seemed better than the sponsors he ended up with.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on September 10, 2023, 11:10:40 AM
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Malto threw that game

Seriously though, I didn't expect him to get totally cooked and fuck up a hardflip. At least yesterday's battle was longer than the intro :/
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on September 10, 2023, 11:52:50 AM
I have very much dislike for the Peterson guy. Something about him makes me annoyed just looking at him.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on September 10, 2023, 11:54:12 AM
I have very much dislike for the Peterson guy. Something about him makes me annoyed just looking at him.
it's because the way he does tricks is on a mark suciu level of pretentiousness
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 10, 2023, 01:05:22 PM
I love Matt Berger harping on his flick when nearly every trick looked fire.

I don’t know much about him other than some of the yuck sponsors, but his flat ground was tasty.

I think it was the nollie hard redo that shook him...if you slo mo he totally misses the flick on that and from there on hes donezo.

Hes a bit of a TF dwellier/contest bot but I think we can all appreciate waist high flat ground. I like to call him Welcome to Matt Berger, home of the Matt Berger.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TreBombMartin on September 10, 2023, 01:18:47 PM
I hope the next rule change is no 360's. The defense is always pathetic but always counts.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on September 10, 2023, 02:10:37 PM
I hope the next rule change is no 360's. The defense is always pathetic but always counts.

It’s right there in the rules, no sliding your tricks if your opponent popped it. That’s a rule that speaks only to the defensive player. Refs just gotta start calling that shit. The ref work has been pretty dodgy this year.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 10, 2023, 02:55:02 PM
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It’s right there in the rules, no sliding your tricks if your opponent popped it. That’s a rule that speaks only to the defensive player. Refs just gotta start calling that shit. The ref work has been pretty dodgy this year.

yeah, i try not to think about batb too much, but one thing i do think is that a 360 is the absolute worst possible trick to set. the 'acceptable on offence' version is hard to do - a legit 360 on flat is a bona fide 'you have to be good to do this' trick. but the (apparently) 'acceptable on defence' version is easier than a kickflip. you're risking handing over control and the chances of actually giving them a letter are non existent. 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kinjjibo on September 10, 2023, 03:08:32 PM
What was noteworthy about Peterson’s tre flip? It looked like a tre flip, it wasn’t late or unique looking at all.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Logic on September 10, 2023, 03:29:38 PM
I have very much dislike for the Peterson guy. Something about him makes me annoyed just looking at him.

Least he plays a decently fair game of skate and doesn't seem to rely on gimmicky tricks for letters, I'll give him that. Seemed pretty humble in the video of him and Malto practicing too.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Steely Daniel on September 10, 2023, 04:50:20 PM
What was noteworthy about Peterson’s tre flip? It looked like a tre flip, it wasn’t late or unique looking at all.

Nothing. And we certainly didn't need extra commentary from the blind weeb Luis Mora. Stick to your Strobek filming, making ugly-ass overpriced clothes and shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on September 10, 2023, 10:52:22 PM
I love Matt Berger harping on his flick when nearly every trick looked fire.

I don’t know much about him other than some of the yuck sponsors, but his flat ground was tasty.

What "yuck" sponsors does he have? Only one I can think of is Flip, and even that is not as bad as some other board brands like Bryte, Heart Supply, Thank You (dudes behind it are great but execution is off), etc. Maybe Monster, but a lot of skaters have energy drunk sponsors nowadays

Thunder
Bones
Etnies
Flip (at the time)

All of those are quality sponsors. The only one he truly does deserve better on is the board sponsor as Flip's relevancy has waned dramatically
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dooky-shoes on September 10, 2023, 10:53:48 PM
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I love Matt Berger harping on his flick when nearly every trick looked fire.

I don’t know much about him other than some of the yuck sponsors, but his flat ground was tasty.
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I think it was the nollie hard redo that shook him...if you slo mo he totally misses the flick on that and from there on hes donezo.

Hes a bit of a TF dwellier/contest bot but I think we can all appreciate waist high flat ground. I like to call him Welcome to Matt Berger, home of the Matt Berger.
That redo was some bullshit. Not the prettiest but he did it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on September 10, 2023, 10:55:23 PM
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It’s right there in the rules, no sliding your tricks if your opponent popped it. That’s a rule that speaks only to the defensive player. Refs just gotta start calling that shit. The ref work has been pretty dodgy this year.

This rule is only meant for the initiation/popping of the trick. Sliding the last 180/90 of your trick does not violate the rules. Finishing a 360 without doing all 360 in the air is acceptable, though purists would prefer no revert/pivot.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: icedancer on September 11, 2023, 01:56:21 AM
Bit late to speak on this but the Louie Lopez vs Cody Cepeda game kinda bummed me out. Waiting for the last few letters and pulling out some bullshit like a varial heelflip body varial was just silly.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Groondor the Orc on September 11, 2023, 03:43:15 AM
Bit late to speak on this but the Louie Lopez vs Cody Cepeda game kinda bummed me out. Waiting for the last few letters and pulling out some bullshit like a varial heelflip body varial was just silly.

The aim of the game is to do tricks your opponent cannot.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Turtle Boy on September 11, 2023, 04:16:40 AM
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I love Matt Berger harping on his flick when nearly every trick looked fire.

I don’t know much about him other than some of the yuck sponsors, but his flat ground was tasty.
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What "yuck" sponsors does he have? Only one I can think of is Flip, and even that is not as bad as some other board brands like Bryte, Heart Supply, Thank You (dudes behind it are great but execution is off), etc. Maybe Monster, but a lot of skaters have energy drunk sponsors nowadays

Thunder
Bones
Etnies
Flip (at the time)

All of those are quality sponsors. The only one he truly does deserve better on is the board sponsor as Flip's relevancy has waned dramatically

He is not on the team page of Etnies anymore :(
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dummklaus on September 11, 2023, 04:20:35 AM
haha

(https://i.imgur.com/L50IUsI.png)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: beautifulcannolis on September 11, 2023, 05:35:08 AM
I have very much dislike for the Peterson guy. Something about him makes me annoyed just looking at him.
Not sure if anyone knows this but Tyler Peterson and Jordan Peterson are related. Kinda makes sense.

Source: https://bit.ly/3BlS71b
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on September 11, 2023, 07:06:13 AM
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I hope the next rule change is no 360's. The defense is always pathetic but always counts.
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It’s right there in the rules, no sliding your tricks if your opponent popped it. That’s a rule that speaks only to the defensive player. Refs just gotta start calling that shit. The ref work has been pretty dodgy this year.
I always interpreted the “no sliding” to be for the takeoff, not the landing. Like you pop a pop-shuv or you can slide it. I might be wrong here but how do you pop a landing?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on September 11, 2023, 08:00:11 AM
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I hope the next rule change is no 360's. The defense is always pathetic but always counts.
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It’s right there in the rules, no sliding your tricks if your opponent popped it. That’s a rule that speaks only to the defensive player. Refs just gotta start calling that shit. The ref work has been pretty dodgy this year.
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I always interpreted the “no sliding” to be for the takeoff, not the landing. Like you pop a pop-shuv or you can slide it. I might be wrong here but how do you pop a landing?

Conversely, how do you slide the beginning of a 360? Power slide to half cab? I’ve never seen this in my life as an answer to a 360.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: scab on September 11, 2023, 08:09:57 AM
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I hope the next rule change is no 360's. The defense is always pathetic but always counts.
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It’s right there in the rules, no sliding your tricks if your opponent popped it. That’s a rule that speaks only to the defensive player. Refs just gotta start calling that shit. The ref work has been pretty dodgy this year.
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I always interpreted the “no sliding” to be for the takeoff, not the landing. Like you pop a pop-shuv or you can slide it. I might be wrong here but how do you pop a landing?
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Conversely, how do you slide the beginning of a 360? Power slide to half cab? I’ve never seen this in my life as an answer to a 360.

I understood it to apply to the landing as well. Let's take the 360: If you pop high enough, you can perform the whole rotation in the air. If you don't pop them high enough, you have to slide a good portion of the second 180° to get to 360. Examples can be found in pretty much every game that features any 360.

That reading of the rule can apply to any trick with a rotation. Every 180° flip, every big spin, etc. Which regularly performed tricks other than shuvs can you slide in such a matter that it would warrant a rule? None come to mind, but I might be overlooking something.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mandatory Reload on September 11, 2023, 09:00:49 AM
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I hope the next rule change is no 360's. The defense is always pathetic but always counts.
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It’s right there in the rules, no sliding your tricks if your opponent popped it. That’s a rule that speaks only to the defensive player. Refs just gotta start calling that shit. The ref work has been pretty dodgy this year.
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I always interpreted the “no sliding” to be for the takeoff, not the landing. Like you pop a pop-shuv or you can slide it. I might be wrong here but how do you pop a landing?
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Conversely, how do you slide the beginning of a 360? Power slide to half cab? I’ve never seen this in my life as an answer to a 360.
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I understood it to apply to the landing as well. Let's take the 360: If you pop high enough, you can perform the whole rotation in the air. If you don't pop them high enough, you have to slide a good portion of the second 180° to get to 360. Examples can be found in pretty much every game that features any 360.

That reading of the rule can apply to any trick with a rotation. Every 180° flip, every big spin, etc. Which regularly performed tricks other than shuvs can you slide in such a matter that it would warrant a rule? None come to mind, but I might be overlooking something.

ultimately the rule just needs more clarity. the way it's written DOES imply that it's referring to the takeoff, but the "slide" part could also be interpreted to refer to rotation tricks and not just shuvits/bigspins/etc. if you ignore the first part of the sentence

there should realistically be two rules:

1. If the trick is popped on offense, it must also be popped on defense. (This would prevent people from doing lil shuvits that don't pop on defense if someone does a legit pop shove on offense)
2. If the trick is fully rotated in the air on offense, it must also be fully rotated in the air on defense and the rotation cannot be completed by sliding on the ground. (This would prevent people from doing a back 180 + 180 pivot for a bs 360 or whatever)

The second rule would be pretty tough to enforce though, honestly. Obviously there are some egregious examples like what Malto did for bs and fs 360 in this game that could be called pretty easily, but people pivot or slide at least a little bit on almost every rotation trick, offense OR defense. any 180 rotation flip trick, and certainly almost every 360 rotation flip trick (don't think i've ever seen someone do a cab flip without pivoting or sliding at least 45 degrees if not 90). Then you get into "how many degrees of the rotation were completed in the air and how many were completed sliding?" and what the acceptable margin is between offense and defense. gets pretty messy once you start trying to micromanage that much
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on September 11, 2023, 09:22:50 AM
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I have very much dislike for the Peterson guy. Something about him makes me annoyed just looking at him.
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Not sure if anyone knows this but Tyler Peterson and Jordan Peterson are related. Kinda makes sense.

Source: https://bit.ly/3BlS71b

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/iSxPmDWr97248/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e475fzvx2zz4nhc3zzlrkc9xv3cxzs6bztswe1ft7da&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dark Knight on September 11, 2023, 09:37:03 AM
I have very much dislike for the Peterson guy. Something about him makes me annoyed just looking at him.

Maybe it’s because he looks like Frankie Muniz from Malcom in the Middle
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on September 12, 2023, 01:11:19 AM
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I have very much dislike for the Peterson guy. Something about him makes me annoyed just looking at him.
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Maybe it’s because he looks like Frankie Muniz from Malcom in the Middle

But worse!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on September 12, 2023, 07:35:46 AM
The way the "pop your trick if your opponent pops" rule is written makes it sound like a defensive rule, but I guess it only applies to offense. Now I kinda want to see someone do a 360 that is a bs powerslide to 180, but chances are the ref would be some 12 year old kid they found on the street.

I understand having rando's be the ref for the first round (because generally, who cares), but second round and up should have someone there who is actually paying attention.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Skatebeard on September 12, 2023, 07:58:42 AM
Surely for the sake of consistency the same one or two people should ref every game.

I get this isn't exactly a legit and serious competition, but it would lend the proceedings a bit more credibility.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fs1/2cab on September 12, 2023, 01:06:32 PM
My personal opinion on 360s is, that they count as a 360 if you do at least 270° of the rotation while you are in the air. And the remaining 90° can be done as a revert on flat.

But that's kinda hard to measure and I don't want skating to be like other sports with 4 guys standing around a screen and debating slow-mo footage of 360s.

I think, if you turn more than 180 degrees in the air and the rest of the motion on flat is fluid, that's fine.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Donkey Lips on September 12, 2023, 02:27:01 PM
Ah just like the ol' saying: "A bad 360 is like porn – tough to describe but you know it when you see it"
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on September 12, 2023, 04:25:21 PM
Surely for the sake of consistency the same one or two people should ref every game.

I get this isn't exactly a legit and serious competition, but it would lend the proceedings a bit more credibility.

Finally some sense in a sea of confusion.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 13, 2023, 06:26:09 AM
Ah just like the ol' saying: "A bad 360 is like porn – tough to describe but you know it when you see it"
but unlike porn its only legal if youre under 18
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on September 16, 2023, 08:18:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL8Ey9GS0xQ&t=2s
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 16, 2023, 08:28:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL8Ey9GS0xQ&t=2s

More like Lame-ie Griffin
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: manuduncan on September 16, 2023, 08:47:01 AM
 don’t see any real threats in the way for Jamie griffin to win it all again this year or the foreseeable future his flatground is gross but pretty unstoppable

Not a fan of his by any stretch but I’m glad he’s managed to escape cariuma’s clutches
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on September 16, 2023, 08:52:41 AM
Man i hate any forward flip variation. Nine times out of ten it's shitty varial flip.

Be a man and just do varial flip
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on September 16, 2023, 08:54:34 AM
What's up with Malto? He's gotta have a hip or shoulder injury.
They won the style contest tho.

Also the judges doesn't need camera time. It just ruins the flow of the video. Puts off a brainless vibe in this instance.
They sound like a gaggle of high af valley girls all huddled up in a restaurant looking at cat videos.

I assume that it's because Malto is there. Those permanent groms and lame bland owner are infected by his contagious chill.

A little known fact about Wild Maltose is when they are injured they secrete a powdery hormone into the air to protect them against potential haters.

Its Heavy shit.

When you look closely you can see him sparking like he's in that shitty vampire movie with that famous girl who uses the same facial expressions for every on screen reaction. She played Joan Jett in the runaways flick.

Beautiful but kinda a one trick pony.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on September 16, 2023, 09:44:01 AM
Who does Zach think he is with that switch pop shuv? Stevie Williams?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on September 16, 2023, 10:00:57 AM
Who does Zach think he is with that switch pop shuv? Stevie Williams?

Judging by his appearance, yes. That defence was nutty too
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: lamfordie on September 16, 2023, 10:01:15 AM
Pretty entertaining game tbh but I think Jaime is going to take it again this year.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: coyote2425 on September 16, 2023, 10:54:36 AM
Zach really said 'fuck you' to that circus shit when he got control.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on September 16, 2023, 12:16:56 PM
Zach really said 'fuck you' to that circus shit when he got control.

Jamie started with basic tricks, but eventually someone’s gonna have to do tricks that result in letters. Zack couldn’t find any of those for Jamie.

The fact that Zack’s headphone usage has not been mentioned is astonishing. 

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on September 16, 2023, 12:47:58 PM
Jamie is just going to heelflip body variel his way to the championship.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WavyDavy on September 16, 2023, 01:18:00 PM
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Who does Zach think he is with that switch pop shuv? Stevie Williams?
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Judging by his appearance, yes. That defence was nutty too

Did someone do pop shove it reverts in batb already?
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Post by: oyolar on September 16, 2023, 01:25:40 PM
They should. I love that trick. Donovan Strain did some shove it late front shove variations before.
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Post by: Logic on September 16, 2023, 01:30:06 PM
Love the comments on YT calling Jamie the flatground goat. Like yeah, he potentially has the biggest bag of tricks but most pros participating can do many of the same non-circus tricks with a lot more style/confidence. It's like watching someone who has learned all the chords and theory on guitar but struggles to actually make it sound pleasing.
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Post by: crescentfresh on September 16, 2023, 01:54:00 PM
jaime won the game but zach won my heart
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Post by: ilchymis on September 16, 2023, 02:20:08 PM
I'm happy zach fucked up when he finally got to set tricks. I would have died of boredom watching every shuv-it variation under the sun.
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Post by: Tommy G on September 16, 2023, 03:13:56 PM
Love the comments on YT calling Jamie the flatground goat. Like yeah, he potentially has the biggest bag of tricks but most pros participating can do many of the same non-circus tricks with a lot more style/confidence. It's like watching someone who has learned all the chords and theory on guitar but struggles to actually make it sound pleasing.

Good description. Crazy to watch, but not really all that appealing otherwise.
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Post by: Coldpizza on September 16, 2023, 03:19:56 PM
Zach with the headphone again?!  ::)
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Post by: TreBombMartin on September 16, 2023, 03:35:34 PM
Double hardflips were sick! Zach's double forward flip looked more varial
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 16, 2023, 04:19:47 PM
Jamie Griffin skates fucking slow
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Post by: Hombreezy on September 16, 2023, 04:31:24 PM
Jamie Griffith the type of mf to run a hot bubble bath and put framed pictures of his ex around the tub with candles and write a song to her
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Post by: hacefresco420 on September 16, 2023, 05:12:14 PM
Gustavo making Jamie pop his trick made me like him a little more, but then he didn’t make Jamie redo one of his stupid tricks towards the end (looked like a tail scrape to me), so I’m back to having nothing nice to say about Gustavo. Oh well.

Jamie’s almost definitely going to win it all & make us cringe the whole way to the finish line.
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Post by: GauchoAmigo on September 16, 2023, 05:19:36 PM
My man did it to himself with the single airpod. What the fuck is that?
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Post by: ssbsminotti on September 16, 2023, 05:31:27 PM
So sick he defended a double hardflip lol
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Post by: TheDingus on September 16, 2023, 06:18:22 PM
Gotta get all the Powell riders off the bracket and back on youtube. Thank you Jamie Griffith
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Post by: ejazzle on September 16, 2023, 08:09:52 PM
The only way Jamie griffith loses is if joslin does every flatground 360 rotation and the judge makes Jamie actually pop. The judge shouldnt accept the shitty 180 reverts he did against Chris Cole. IMO Zach had the best chance of anyone at taking out griffith.
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Post by: ilchymis on September 17, 2023, 12:10:56 AM
https://youtu.be/B66oxjsjOxk?

Lol
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Post by: Sativa Lung on September 17, 2023, 12:38:23 AM
https://youtu.be/B66oxjsjOxk?

Lol

Looks like Andy's been spending more time rockin the slambulance than working on his flat ground.
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Post by: Steely Daniel on September 17, 2023, 12:56:51 AM
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Post by: dunc on September 17, 2023, 01:13:24 AM
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At least he wears protection. 

Looks like Andy's been spending more time rockin the slambulance than working on his flat ground.
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Post by: HeapsCool on September 17, 2023, 01:36:29 AM
I guess every generation needs their Richie Jackson. “Groovy” Gimmics will always have a place in skating
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Post by: Hombreezy on September 17, 2023, 04:10:20 AM
Andy the type of mf to hire an escort and ask if she’s in it for the money
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Post by: Sativa Lung on September 17, 2023, 05:32:58 AM
It's too bad we don't get to see && and Wormburner Griffin face off. I was looking forward to not wanting to even see a skateboard for a few days.
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Post by: crescentfresh on September 17, 2023, 05:54:34 AM
oof, that was hard to watch
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Post by: MrDuckey on September 17, 2023, 06:00:50 AM
Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
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Post by: crescentfresh on September 17, 2023, 06:55:13 AM
Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder

dude's decks are $100 and sell as fast as powell can make them. what do you think this is, a flatground meritocracy? come on
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Post by: Rubbrick on September 17, 2023, 07:03:45 AM
In a few months we’re gonna hear Andy talking about his new custom shape for Powell. “These two cut outs are to give you leverage when doing switch/nollie heels”
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Post by: Coldpizza on September 17, 2023, 07:08:49 AM
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Looks like Andy's been spending more time rockin the slambulance than working on his flat ground.

Might be the first time I haven’t skipped the rules being read…
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Post by: TheDingus on September 17, 2023, 07:18:47 AM
Another powell goon off the brackets. Good weekend!
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Post by: WhoCareZ on September 17, 2023, 07:19:11 AM
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Looks like Andy's been spending more time rockin the slambulance than working on his flat ground.
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Might be the first time I haven’t skipped the rules being read…

Tits are the real winner amirite
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Post by: Lou Strux on September 17, 2023, 07:40:02 AM
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Looks like Andy's been spending more time rockin the slambulance than working on his flat ground.
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Might be the first time I haven’t skipped the rules being read…
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Tits are the real winner amirite
Your honor, the prosecution requests that these three deviants be remanded to Horny Jail until such time as their internet boners have diminished to a flaccid state. ;)
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Post by: ilchymis on September 17, 2023, 08:13:43 AM
I figured that was some random influencer with a really sad make-a-wish request. You know its gonna be a bad time when they drop the video at midnight and hope the algorithm buries it.
 
I haven't wanted enough of &&'s stuff, so it genuinely looked like he was trying to be funny and throw the game. Then the algorithm fed me some news story with him on local news discussing the merits of helmets. Woof.
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Post by: Dark Knight on September 17, 2023, 08:18:45 AM
I figured that was some random influencer with a really sad make-a-wish request. You know its gonna be a bad time when they drop the video at midnight and hope the algorithm buries it.
 
I haven't wanted enough of &&'s stuff, so it genuinely looked like he was trying to be funny and throw the game. Then the algorithm fed me some news story with him on local news discussing the merits of helmets. Woof.

His cheering section was pretty damn ridiculous. I’m glad I won’t have to see that anymore. Actually glad he lost so embarrassingly because of it.
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Post by: Kaezan on September 17, 2023, 08:48:52 AM
Dude, I like Andy, but man, that was rough.

He really shouldn't be at BATB and stick to his own stuff. Flatground isn't his game unless it's freestyle type stuff. This was so bad.
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Post by: ssbsminotti on September 17, 2023, 09:08:56 AM
I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Post by: Fartknocker415 on September 17, 2023, 09:10:19 AM
If you’re gonna go on BATB then you should have sw/nollie heels on lock but that’s just my opinion
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Post by: ChuckRamone on September 17, 2023, 09:25:29 AM
When I first saw the video length I thought && had won with a bunch of his usual tricks. Was glad that wasn't the case. Looks like he has to win rock paper scissors to have any chance at giving letters.
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Post by: kingcheese on September 17, 2023, 09:32:42 AM
&& so horny he forgot about nollie inward heels
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Post by: lamfordie on September 17, 2023, 09:37:27 AM
I'm glad && lost
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 17, 2023, 11:40:38 AM
It's too bad we don't get to see && and Wormburner Griffin face off. I was looking forward to not wanting to even see a skateboard for a few days.

it would've been quite the showdown slowdown
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on September 17, 2023, 12:11:00 PM
I can actually see the negative effects of Internet/YouTube skateboarding culture in real time. The amount of brainrotted people saying Andy threw the game is nuts. They really think he's a flat ground God that has every single trick locked in and decided to just say fuck it for seemingly no reason.
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Post by: 323-BALM on September 17, 2023, 12:21:20 PM
I can actually see the negative effects of Internet/YouTube skateboarding culture in real time. The amount of brainrotted people saying Andy threw the game is nuts. They really think he's a flat ground God that has every single trick locked in and decided to just say fuck it for seemingly no reason.

He definitely went cool guy there. Looks like he wanted to give the appearance of throwing it, complete with sarcastic crowd support. Double stage wackiness—even Koston wants out.

Ugly all around.
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Post by: srsbsnss on September 17, 2023, 12:28:51 PM
Can’t even make it through yesterdays game. Griffin is unwatchable.
being able to do everything is great until it comes at the cost of being pleasant to watch. gross looking uneasy trick set up, little kid scared of his board style and inability to pop anything that isn’t one of his circus tricks. Fuck this dude
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Post by: mtvic on September 17, 2023, 03:43:41 PM
Griffin is awful. Just awful. Andy isnt far off but these games have taken a dive since pj won.
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Post by: SatanicPanic on September 17, 2023, 03:44:25 PM
I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Steely Daniel on September 17, 2023, 04:54:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmwcWtwKE8

This was posted very timely today in case anyone wants a pallet cleanse from those other 2 wretched games
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Trashcon on September 17, 2023, 05:52:59 PM
I'm glad && lost

Call me a hater but I enjoyed watching him lose. I just can't stand the guy.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on September 17, 2023, 06:11:16 PM
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Looks like Andy's been spending more time rockin the slambulance than working on his flat ground.
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Might be the first time I haven’t skipped the rules being read…
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Tits are the real winner amirite
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Your honor, the prosecution requests that these three deviants be remanded to Horny Jail until such time as their internet boners have diminished to a flaccid state. ;)

Woah woah woah I just criticized the dudes skating, don't lump me in with the lecherous.

I can actually see the negative effects of Internet/YouTube skateboarding culture in real time. The amount of brainrotted people saying Andy threw the game is nuts. They really think he's a flat ground God that has every single trick locked in and decided to just say fuck it for seemingly no reason.

There was a shocking amount of dipshits in the Griffin game comments saying shit like he was doing his tricks like that to "conserve energy" and that sort of thing. I said he just has no pop and got attacked by angry teens claiming he's the best because he does double hardflipz. I'm starting to think that the majority of people who watch these games have never actually landed a trick.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on September 17, 2023, 06:33:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmwcWtwKE8

This was posted very timely today in case anyone wants a pallet cleanse from those other 2 wretched games

First game I land on is Arto vs Chico - great clash of styles.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on September 17, 2023, 06:53:49 PM
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.

This is like complaining that the kid on scholarship never comes out and “cuts loose”.

He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack. He’s got a lot riding on success in BATB.

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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 17, 2023, 07:30:22 PM
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This was posted very timely today in case anyone wants a pallet cleanse from those other 2 wretched games
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First game I land on is Arto vs Chico - great clash of styles.

such a great match. Chico skates so casual while Arto boosts the hell out of every trick.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: MrDuckey on September 17, 2023, 08:10:06 PM
I see why Shane & PJ stopped competing in these. Pros have a lot to lose when one of these flat ground tryhards get lucky
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Post by: Dark Knight on September 17, 2023, 08:17:03 PM
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
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He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack.

Damn, really?  Never paid too much attention to him, but that explains how he skates. He’s got that rolling stationary style, but good for him.
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Post by: Newphone on September 17, 2023, 08:22:44 PM
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
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He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack.
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Damn, really?  Never paid too much attention to him, but that explains how he skates. He’s got that rolling stationary style, but good for him.

I kid you not…

https://youtu.be/WGwD9SnoN8o?si=0u9XJVLKPVsaUTmi
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Post by: Sick Duck on September 17, 2023, 09:18:23 PM
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
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He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack.
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Damn, really?  Never paid too much attention to him, but that explains how he skates. He’s got that rolling stationary style, but good for him.
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I kid you not…

https://youtu.be/WGwD9SnoN8o?si=0u9XJVLKPVsaUTmi
i just watched part of that and he says he grew up skating with other kids but messed around in the shed a lot because of the rain
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 17, 2023, 10:45:05 PM
at least it was a private shed
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Post by: cucktard on September 18, 2023, 12:55:45 AM
Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.
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Post by: mtvic on September 18, 2023, 03:55:30 AM
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Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
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Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.

At this point and maybe always the helmet has been a gimmick. Imagine if he stopped now?  Selling boards certainly does not justify pro status, or revive and braille would be legit.
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 18, 2023, 03:58:15 AM
Selling boards certainly does not justify pro status

(https://i.imgflip.com/5ni6r5.jpg)
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
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He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack.
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Damn, really?  Never paid too much attention to him, but that explains how he skates. He’s got that rolling stationary style, but good for him.
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I kid you not…

https://youtu.be/WGwD9SnoN8o?si=0u9XJVLKPVsaUTmi
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i just watched part of that and he says he grew up skating with other kids but messed around in the shed a lot because of the rain


Bro he was alone in that shed for YEARS.  Of course he came up with “friends” to keep from going insane.

Haven’t you even seen castaway?
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
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He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack.
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Damn, really?  Never paid too much attention to him, but that explains how he skates. He’s got that rolling stationary style, but good for him.
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I kid you not…

https://youtu.be/WGwD9SnoN8o?si=0u9XJVLKPVsaUTmi
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i just watched part of that and he says he grew up skating with other kids but messed around in the shed a lot because of the rain
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Bro he was alone in that shed for YEARS.  Of course he came up with “friends” to keep from going insane.

Haven’t you even seen castaway?

Jamie hangs up the phone and excitedly shouts "Guys, I'm going to LA for battle at the berries!"

No response. He is alone in the shed. His friends are phantoms, fading into the Irish mist outside. There is no one to cheer for Jamie.
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Post by: Steely Daniel on September 18, 2023, 07:08:24 AM
I read that in Werner Herzog's voice then David Attenborough's. Both worked.

Jamie also specifically said he learned tricks on carpet too so that might explain his lack of speed even further.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on September 18, 2023, 07:32:16 AM
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Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
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Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.
You listed all the reasons I assumed he’d be decent at switch. I don’t think he shouldn’t be pro but it’s still kind of shocking.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: matureoftheocean on September 18, 2023, 07:36:10 AM
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This was posted very timely today in case anyone wants a pallet cleanse from those other 2 wretched games
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First game I land on is Arto vs Chico - great clash of styles.
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such a great match. Chico skates so casual while Arto boosts the hell out of every trick.

Yeah Arto just stomps everything such a great style. Also it was so surprising seeing him at batb, early batb games were amazing To watch.
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Post by: Sizzle on September 18, 2023, 08:15:29 AM
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
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He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack.
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Damn, really?  Never paid too much attention to him, but that explains how he skates. He’s got that rolling stationary style, but good for him.
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I kid you not…

https://youtu.be/WGwD9SnoN8o?si=0u9XJVLKPVsaUTmi

It makes sense but.... PJ had the same thing going on right? IIRC he got so good at flat because he could only skate in his garage half the year and would just do all his tricks in all four stances going super slow. Not hating on the griffmeister but it can't rain literally 365 days a year in Ireland right
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Post by: SatanicPanic on September 18, 2023, 08:41:47 AM
Ok I understand why he’s trying so hard not to bail
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Kaezan on September 18, 2023, 08:48:26 AM
In a few months we’re gonna hear Andy talking about his new custom shape for Powell. “These two cut outs are to give you leverage when doing switch/nollie heels”

This is the best comment so far I’ve read on slap so far 😂
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Post by: anthonym on September 18, 2023, 09:19:59 AM
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Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.
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You listed all the reasons I assumed he’d be decent at switch. I don’t think he shouldn’t be pro but it’s still kind of shocking.

You realize a LOT of big name pros we all love would also do terrible at BATB, right?
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Post by: SatanicPanic on September 18, 2023, 09:51:07 AM
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Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
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Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.
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You listed all the reasons I assumed he’d be decent at switch. I don’t think he shouldn’t be pro but it’s still kind of shocking.
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You realize a LOT of big name pros we all love would also do terrible at BATB, right?
Yes. Just weird that the man who carried a journal of complicated tricks doesn’t skate switch.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Aquatic Dinosaur on September 18, 2023, 01:03:33 PM
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Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
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Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.
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You listed all the reasons I assumed he’d be decent at switch. I don’t think he shouldn’t be pro but it’s still kind of shocking.
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You realize a LOT of big name pros we all love would also do terrible at BATB, right?
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Yes. Just weird that the man who carried a journal of complicated tricks doesn’t skate switch.

Not weird at all.  He focuses on the tricks he thinks are interesting and nollie heel doesn’t fit into that.  Just like you don’t see Prod doing dolphin flips
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on September 18, 2023, 01:52:42 PM
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Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
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Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.
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You listed all the reasons I assumed he’d be decent at switch. I don’t think he shouldn’t be pro but it’s still kind of shocking.
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You realize a LOT of big name pros we all love would also do terrible at BATB, right?
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Yes. Just weird that the man who carried a journal of complicated tricks doesn’t skate switch.
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Not weird at all.  He focuses on the tricks he thinks are interesting and nollie heel doesn’t fit into that.  Just like you don’t see Prod doing dolphin flips
Dolphin flips are weird tho. Pretty much every active street pro can nollie heel because it’s not that hard. Why are you guys so invested in telling me it’s not weird ? Andy’s whole shtick is being weird.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on September 18, 2023, 02:30:49 PM
So its like i said at the beginning its gonna be The Irish weird trick guy to win. Hes gonna be facing Tyleruma Bryte in the finals? I used to like Batb. It now is just a view grabber attempt.
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Post by: Dark Knight on September 18, 2023, 02:38:24 PM
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I actually had some faith in Andy’s flatground skills, but ss heel and nollie heel, aren’t those considered basic tricks? I wouldn’t even consider joining a tournament if I didn’t have those on lock. I haven’t ever landed one myself tho so idk
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Right? Whatever I think about the man’s sometimes weird trick selection I thought of him as very talented and figured he’d know the very easiest switch flip tricks. Kinda shocking.

Griffin skates like he’s in a hostage situation. Have some fun man it’s ok to miss occasionally.
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He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack.
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Damn, really?  Never paid too much attention to him, but that explains how he skates. He’s got that rolling stationary style, but good for him.
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I kid you not…

https://youtu.be/WGwD9SnoN8o?si=0u9XJVLKPVsaUTmi
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It makes sense but.... PJ had the same thing going on right? IIRC he got so good at flat because he could only skate in his garage half the year and would just do all his tricks in all four stances going super slow.

Rodney Mullen was a driveway/garage kid and he fucked skateboarding right the fuck up. That being said, his style was never my cup of tea (post-freestyle).
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: scottsasonic on September 18, 2023, 03:21:07 PM
Is middle of nowhere Ireland similar somewhere in Maine?  Vast expanse of nothing but obscurity?
Maybe no one told you but Ireland has been around longer than the America.
Hilarious comment.

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This is like complaining that the kid on scholarship never comes out and “cuts loose”.

He’s from the middle of nowhere Ireland, and taught himself to skate alone in a damn shack. He’s got a lot riding on success in BATB.
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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: scottsasonic on September 18, 2023, 03:26:09 PM
The thing about Jamie is he's consistent.. regardless of what his trick selection is or how people feel about it. When the heat is on, he's on the streets.. and doing his thing landing on those bolts.  It's quite extraordinary .  I'm biased to this only flat ground thing but he has been on it and has a good vibe.

&& on the other hand forgot to read the instructions on how to operate his magical dragoon flight deck. 
He has been marketing it for what seems to be the last year and his special wheels he invented (but really just slight redesign of some classic powell wheels)  and everything he said that made XYZ easier.. did not pan out for him , quite the opposite.   The flubbed attempts are truly tricks that are cursory basic (duh) .  He brought a witch to the event as well with the tits out and fake smile - another problem but they are ultimately his problems. Some guys out there may know this kind of problem with witchy women looking for supply.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: scottsasonic on September 18, 2023, 03:27:52 PM
Speaking of weird trick guy I remember when people said Natas was the weird trick guy.

 :) 8)

So its like i said at the beginning its gonna be The Irish weird trick guy to win. Hes gonna be facing Tyleruma Bryte in the finals? I used to like Batb. It now is just a view grabber attempt.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Gallaz For Men on September 18, 2023, 03:49:58 PM
More like Andy Can't Landerson amirite
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Post by: cucktard on September 18, 2023, 07:39:00 PM
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Wow Andy is stealing a living calling himself a professional skateboarder
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Dude has competed in Vans Bowl Series, Street League, Tampa, the fucking Olympics, the World Freestyle Round-Updone massive handrails, is probably one of the most recognizable and best selling skaters for board sales, and because he is shit at regular flat ground, you think he shouldn’t be pro.
Sure, he’s shit at switch. So what? That’s the only metric you have?
The dude wore a helmet to a flat ground comp. He’s obviously not giving a shit about opinions here.

And no one in their right mind thinks the Berrics invited him because of his flawless flat ground game, it’s fucking marketing.

Berrics gets clicks cause of && and the controversy. The whole game is about marketing. If you believe anything else you should look into Scientology, they might have a place for you in SEA ORG.
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You listed all the reasons I assumed he’d be decent at switch. I don’t think he shouldn’t be pro but it’s still kind of shocking.
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You realize a LOT of big name pros we all love would also do terrible at BATB, right?
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Yes. Just weird that the man who carried a journal of complicated tricks doesn’t skate switch.

I think one thing we can all agree on is that he’s a weird dude. For some of us, that’s good. Off-putting for others.

We only have so much time on a board and can’t learn everything. We have to pick and choose what we want to get good at. Andy definitely spent his time doing stuff other than switch (although he’s finally learning now). Doesn’t bother me any. There’s a million kids who practice flat ground. But only one, shining, helmeted weirdo who did his best to get into the Olympics just so he could troll the entire world with a freestyle routine at the end.

More like Andy Can't Landerson amirite

Hahaha. In this case, yup.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 18, 2023, 07:50:47 PM
The thing about Jamie is he's consistent.. regardless of what his trick selection is or how people feel about it. When the heat is on, he's on the streets.. and doing his thing landing on those bolts.  It's quite extraordinary .  I'm biased to this only flat ground thing but he has been on it and has a good vibe.

&& on the other hand forgot to read the instructions on how to operate his magical dragoon flight deck. 
He has been marketing it for what seems to be the last year and his special wheels he invented (but really just slight redesign of some classic powell wheels)  and everything he said that made XYZ easier.. did not pan out for him , quite the opposite.   The flubbed attempts are truly tricks that are cursory basic (duh) .  He brought a witch to the event as well with the tits out and fake smile - another problem but they are ultimately his problems. Some guys out there may know this kind of problem with witchy women looking for supply.

I don’t like Jamie Griffin or Andy Anderson but you sound like a complete fucking creep.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on September 18, 2023, 09:10:32 PM
But only one, shining, helmeted weirdo who did his best to get into the Olympics just so he could troll the entire world with a freestyle routine at the end.

He didn’t troll anyone he just looked like an idiot before the broadcast cut from his shenanigans mid routine. && is doing his thing making money but he’s also a kook.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on September 19, 2023, 02:49:34 AM
he obviously threw that game on purpose which means other people are throwing games which means i not even watching this shit anymore
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: heinzketchup on September 19, 2023, 03:28:04 AM
imagine having actual really intersting skaters in this again, like back in the day
i think of games like jacopo against cyrus, hjalte against kader or something, that would be such a treat to watch
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JANUS on September 19, 2023, 04:08:36 AM
The thing about Jamie is he's consistent.. regardless of what his trick selection is or how people feel about it. When the heat is on, he's on the streets sheds..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on September 19, 2023, 05:45:58 AM
The thing about Jamie is he's consistent.. regardless of what his trick selection is or how people feel about it. When the heat is on, he's on the streets.. and doing his thing landing on those bolts.  It's quite extraordinary .  I'm biased to this only flat ground thing but he has been on it and has a good vibe.

&& on the other hand forgot to read the instructions on how to operate his magical dragoon flight deck. 
He has been marketing it for what seems to be the last year and his special wheels he invented (but really just slight redesign of some classic powell wheels)  and everything he said that made XYZ easier.. did not pan out for him , quite the opposite.   The flubbed attempts are truly tricks that are cursory basic (duh) .  He brought a witch to the event as well with the tits out and fake smile - another problem but they are ultimately his problems. Some guys out there may know this kind of problem with witchy women looking for supply.



damn they really just let anyone post on the internet these days, huh?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SquintinTarantino on September 19, 2023, 07:36:00 AM
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Bro he was alone in that shed for YEARS.  Of course he came up with “friends” to keep from going insane.

Haven’t you even seen castaway?
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No response. He is alone in the shed. His friends are phantoms, fading into the Irish mist outside. There is no one to cheer for Jamie.

His only friend is a bar of Irish Spring

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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GAY on September 19, 2023, 07:40:42 AM
he obviously threw that game on purpose which means other people are throwing games which means i not even watching this shit anymore

I appreciate the "It’s still real to ME DAMNIT!" energy here. Well played Tom Pearl.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on September 19, 2023, 09:46:56 AM
imagine having actual really intersting skaters in this again, like back in the day
i think of games like jacopo against cyrus, hjalte against kader or something, that would be such a treat to watch
I can totally see that. That’s part of what made the first couple BATB so good. They had games that you actually wanted to check out. Matchups that sounded interesting. Arto vs Chico, Getz vs Crockett, Reynolds vs PJ, etc.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frontsideNECKTIE on September 19, 2023, 10:43:21 AM
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i think of games like jacopo against cyrus, hjalte against kader or something, that would be such a treat to watch
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I can totally see that. That’s part of what made the first couple BATB so good. They had games that you actually wanted to check out. Matchups that sounded interesting. Arto vs Chico, Getz vs Crockett, Reynolds vs PJ, etc.
Hermann Stene vs Westgate is the modern game i wanna see, BATB aside
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sizzle on September 19, 2023, 11:50:10 AM
He brought a witch to the event as well with the tits out and fake smile - another problem but they are ultimately his problems. Some guys out there may know this kind of problem with witchy women looking for supply.
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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on September 20, 2023, 02:10:22 PM
I figured out how to flip forward flips but I can't get both feets on usually.

It's basically a one foot with your toe dangling straight down almost. Like intentional retardation of a kickflips. They are easier switch maybe. Probably because my kickflips are so developed. I had bad 80s kickflips then I fixed it through hard work.
I can't actually say it's easy till I'm getting on 1/4. It's easy to flip. I'm not really interested in chasing it tho.

I'll learn them in defense if I ever play skate again. It's how I learned Lazer flips. BT told me about them when he was a little kid. I could flip immediately but it took a crazy long long long time to land
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 20, 2023, 04:25:23 PM
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Bro he was alone in that shed for YEARS.  Of course he came up with “friends” to keep from going insane.

Haven’t you even seen castaway?
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His only friend is a bar of Irish Spring

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Get off his back people, whatever else you can say about him there’s no denying that he sheds.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SquintinTarantino on September 21, 2023, 08:40:23 AM
After the && debacle, now we gotta deal w/ the Legion of Doom.

Bummer too, becuase it's always fun to watch Leo skate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwUjdGRCbXU
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Post by: MrDuckey on September 21, 2023, 10:09:28 AM
Deep down I knew Leo vs Luan was too good to be true. Too hardcore for the lame shit the berrics puts out
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Post by: JugeL on September 21, 2023, 12:43:53 PM
That ain't no bigger flip
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: whoismiked on September 22, 2023, 09:51:38 AM
May as well skip this entire weekend

Leo hurt, so legion of snooze game

Now Carlos Ribero is out with an injury, so Koston is subbing for him which we know he wont even try and just make a mockery and joke out of the game.

Lame
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Post by: JugeL on September 22, 2023, 11:12:33 AM
May as well skip this entire weekend

Leo hurt, so legion of snooze game

Now Carlos Ribero is out with an injury, so Koston is subbing for him which we know he wont even try and just make a mockery and joke out of the game.

Lame
I mean should they make them skate hurt/sick? Shit happens in the real world and atleast we are even getting games.
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Post by: Banned from the room on September 22, 2023, 11:56:06 AM
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Haven’t you even seen castaway?
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His only friend is a bar of Irish Spring

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Get off his back people, whatever else you can say about him there’s no denying that he sheds.

I'd love to see Andy skate irl. I think he's amazing and I love the energy he's brought us. His projected views on things are pretty cool..

I just think modern skatebloarding in general is abandoning switch.
Andy has the power to push skatebloarding where ever he wants. I personally feel like kids seeing him working on switch would help reignite interested in the art.

I would like to see him continue to challenge himself while inspiring kids to do the same.

I was late to switch. Dan would give me shit about it all the time when he was a kid. It lit a fire in me. After I left Marblehead and moved to Gloucester I really started working it out.

When I moved to Boston I started doing things with my left hand as much as possible.

The most helpful thing for my switch was spray painting left handed.
Using the computer mouse left handed.
My left-handed cowboy grip was my Dom so I started choking it switch every morning after my homophobic racist halfway house roommate would get up for the early bird meeting across town.

Switch skatebloarding is connected to everything....
I believe that it's accessible to everyone who wants it.  Especially Andy.
We just have to uncomfortable and committed for about 3weeks straight. Maybe 6 months.

Skating switch is the obvious final frontier for every skater tho some are lucky enough to been born with it.

I have seen the greatest street skater in the world become that from a short distance away.
It was hard work and discipline that got him there.

Side note. I have my switch front 270s to 50 ba k because of an Andy video.

He was throwing a medicine ball at the wall and explained why. He was dead right. Before I had a training method for 360s that took a crazy amount of effort and weeks to perfect

I spent half an hour pretending to throw a medicine ball and boom. I had switch front 270s back. I am forever grateful.

I wish I could be an Olympic coach. I got mad (g rated) tools for skateboarding training that everyone has access to and don't require a skateboard. I'd like to teach others them.

By the time it's done I'd have all the Olympians rocking burners on freights with their toes
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Post by: Banned from the room on September 22, 2023, 12:15:55 PM
Oh we talking about Griff.

He could use the medicine ball for sure
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Post by: whoismiked on September 22, 2023, 12:49:07 PM
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May as well skip this entire weekend

Leo hurt, so legion of snooze game

Now Carlos Ribero is out with an injury, so Koston is subbing for him which we know he wont even try and just make a mockery and joke out of the game.

Lame
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I mean should they make them skate hurt/sick? Shit happens in the real world and atleast we are even getting games.

Of course not, but I have to think there are other guys who would have loved to fill in given the opportunity, rather than the someone who doesn't even want to be there and would also be more entertaining for us viewers with at least a chance at a decent game of skate.
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Post by: SquintinTarantino on September 22, 2023, 12:54:55 PM
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May as well skip this entire weekend

Leo hurt, so legion of snooze game

Now Carlos Ribero is out with an injury, so Koston is subbing for him which we know he wont even try and just make a mockery and joke out of the game.

Lame
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I mean should they make them skate hurt/sick? Shit happens in the real world and atleast we are even getting games.
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Of course not, but I have to think there are other guys who would have loved to fill in given the opportunity, rather than the someone who doesn't even want to be there and would also be more entertaining for us viewers.

Maybe they could try to get whoever lost to the person who's injured to fill in for that spot.  I agree that the LoD is lame. Koston could make it a good game, but he usually doesn't give a shit. Both will be quick ones.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on September 22, 2023, 12:58:14 PM
Next time you watch x games or sls watch what happens when the tech gawd ooma ref goes back to the green room after his run.
Every lady in his path give him the poker face. It's no surprise that cheating came up around him. I know he's down with OPP.

I can go back and get photos of two ladies giving him the hi sign from within their BFs arms.

Go look if you doubt my psychology
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on September 22, 2023, 01:50:53 PM
Shouldn't ALL legion of doom skaters NOT be currently in the competition??? Isn't that a HUGE conflict of interest in fair sportsmanship/etiquette for bracket development?? Its not fair to sub an existing contestant in to play in a different match in order to unfairly produce an ideal bracket further down the road.  It's disingenuous.

If someone is already knocked out but was in it prior to LoD match, that is slightly more acceptable, but still

Tyler Peterson and Lucas Rabelo being shown as part of it is undermining to the integrity of competition format. Its unfair to include them, but Berrics have thrown integrity out the window long ago, so who fuckin cares
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Post by: Sativa Lung on September 22, 2023, 02:35:07 PM
Next time you watch x games or sls watch what happens when the tech gawd ooma ref goes back to the green room after his run.
Every lady in his path give him the poker face. It's no surprise that cheating came up around him. I know he's down with OPP.

I can go back and get photos of two ladies giving him the hi sign from within their BFs arms.

Go look if you doubt my psychology
Oh we talking about Griff.

He could use the medicine ball for sure

Please never change. Your open ended conversations are one of the reasons we love you Flea.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frontsideNECKTIE on September 22, 2023, 04:25:38 PM

@DarkPools I was gonna say you're reading too deep into this, but....

Its unfair to include them, but Berrics have thrown integrity out the window long ago, so who fuckin cares

LoD is a fucking gimmick

This has been the most tired BATB in a string of tired BATBs. Berger vs Joslin has been the best game so far. i bet the rest of the matches are largely gonna be blowouts
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tireeedd on September 22, 2023, 09:49:45 PM
who fuckin' cares at this point
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 23, 2023, 12:23:54 AM
who fuckin' cares at this point

Username checks out
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on September 23, 2023, 09:20:39 AM
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Next time you watch x games or sls watch what happens when the tech gawd ooma ref goes back to the green room after his run.
Every lady in his path give him the poker face. It's no surprise that cheating came up around him. I know he's down with OPP.

I can go back and get photos of two ladies giving him the hi sign from within their BFs arms.

Go look if you doubt my psychology
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Oh we talking about Griff.

He could use the medicine ball for sure
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Please never change. Your open ended conversations are one of the reasons we love you Flea.

I love you too.

Did you know that Jim Greco has the best back 3? Dudes back three is like a Cards front grind. Perfection. No need for the medicine ball
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on September 23, 2023, 09:31:41 AM
More like Tyler Petersons Legion of Doom
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Post by: Banned from the room on September 23, 2023, 09:58:05 AM
More like Tyler Petersons Legion of Doom

They need to bring back PJ to slaughter all these new dude.
Bora give him 700k immediately
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on September 23, 2023, 10:01:23 AM
monica with the switch tre (there was some shit thread about this, right?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5zoFw28hBQ
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on September 23, 2023, 11:17:44 AM
at least the refs were legit
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Post by: ilchymis on September 23, 2023, 11:22:15 AM
Maybe I'm just too old to give a shit, but I just enjoyed watching luan skate. The LOD match was obviously scripted, but it was better than the blowout last weekend.
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Post by: Banned from the room on September 23, 2023, 11:33:56 AM
Maybe I'm just too old to give a shit, but I just enjoyed watching luan skate. The LOD match was obviously scripted, but it was better than the blowout last weekend.

I live that shit. Chris Roberts is low key me hero. He makes everything fun. He gives voice to people who wouldn't usually be heard.
It's beautiful.

If I could pick three pros to skate with for the day I'm going

Beagle Roberts and Joey B... B as an alternate tho. I wanna see her irl very badly. Talk about fashion shit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: HaveFunSkateboarding on September 23, 2023, 12:04:16 PM
Tyler Peterson skating blanks I see. I hope this means Bryte is done done and he can get on a better brand. He’s too good and too nice of a person to be baked sponsorless.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frtzgn95 on September 23, 2023, 12:52:17 PM
i love luan, i hate to see him in his scientologist berra aaron kyro andy anderson shoes. even andy is in etnies. i love andy's style and his corny attitude btw. in first round he throw a scissor, he was so excited to win and he was like "man, there was so many combinations." lol. bro, it is stupid to explain but there is 3 combinations when you throw something, cmon andy, i love you and your trick selection actualy, just create a board to skate switch.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on September 23, 2023, 02:02:17 PM
Tyler Peterson skating blanks I see. I hope this means Bryte is done done and he can get on a better brand. He’s too good and too nice of a person to be baked sponsorless.
Tyler is a great dude.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lame_Nigga on September 23, 2023, 03:46:35 PM
I really like the idea of a ref just saying “No” to a trick. Clearly it was so Luan could advance but I think it should happen more often.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 23, 2023, 08:20:27 PM
Monica Torres killed that one
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on September 24, 2023, 01:56:34 AM
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Tyler Peterson skating blanks I see. I hope this means Bryte is done done and he can get on a better brand. He’s too good and too nice of a person to be baked sponsorless.
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Tyler is a great dude.

I'm not seeing any evidence of this. Just a bland skater being puppeteered by Berra for his scientology gain
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on September 24, 2023, 08:08:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwUj7uCeiM4&t=446s
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on September 24, 2023, 10:11:34 AM
Get outta here plunkett
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on September 24, 2023, 10:13:49 AM
Get outta here plunkett

I was going to say is that him? And what's he been doing? Frickin boofing stem cells? Isn't he like my age?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Johnny Kilroy on September 24, 2023, 10:26:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwUj7uCeiM4&t=446s
some tricks of malto were great. The nollie bs flip,the switch front heel,the hardflip.
But that frontside flip was disgusting ;D
Good game!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on September 24, 2023, 10:38:42 AM
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Get outta here plunkett
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I was going to say is that him? And what's he been doing? Frickin boofing stem cells? Isn't he like my age?

Looked like him. 

You think he’s old, the guy he injured by cutting off invented the fandangle.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bombsquid on September 24, 2023, 10:50:39 AM
Very funny video :)

I like the Berrics. Haters gonna hate, but I just enjoy the game of skate stuff and the other videos they make.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ndsr on September 24, 2023, 11:03:51 AM
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Maybe I'm just too old to give a shit, but I just enjoyed watching luan skate. The LOD match was obviously scripted, but it was better than the blowout last weekend.
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I live that shit. Chris Roberts is low key me hero. He makes everything fun. He gives voice to people who wouldn't usually be heard.
It's beautiful.

If I could pick three pros to skate with for the day I'm going

Beagle Roberts and Joey B... B as an alternate tho. I wanna see her irl very badly. Talk about fashion shit
This is what I love about skateboarding, different points of view with one common love!  🙏
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: 9inchdeck on September 24, 2023, 11:54:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwUj7uCeiM4&t=446s

I’m glad they’re having fun, but I miss when people took battle at the Berrics seriously.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on September 24, 2023, 01:10:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwUj7uCeiM4&t=446s
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I’m glad they’re having fun, but I miss when people took battle at the Berrics seriously.
Griffmeister takes it pretty seriously, is he your favorite?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: 9inchdeck on September 24, 2023, 03:08:19 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwUj7uCeiM4&t=446s
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I’m glad they’re having fun, but I miss when people took battle at the Berrics seriously.
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Griffmeister takes it pretty seriously, is he your favorite?

Hell nah, the games went downhill when the YouTubers got involved. I miss the gentleman’s games where everyone was doing the basics with speed and style before resorting to the wacky tricks.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sizzle on September 24, 2023, 03:25:05 PM
This is what I love about skateboarding, different points of view with one common love!  🙏
For me personally it would probably be riding the skateboard
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Massivebellend on September 24, 2023, 04:13:02 PM
Chris Roberts just ain’t funny period, so lame.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tommy G on September 24, 2023, 06:00:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwUj7uCeiM4&t=446s
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I’m glad they’re having fun, but I miss when people took battle at the Berrics seriously.

Kinda same, but this also took me back to the first BATB where it was just a fun match between some skaters that knew each other and threw down some good tricks with a few wacky ones mixed in.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: conan777 on September 24, 2023, 11:01:57 PM
Chris Roberts just ain’t funny period, so lame.

He's funnier than Koston
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on September 24, 2023, 11:36:08 PM
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Chris Roberts just ain’t funny period, so lame.
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He's funnier than Koston
Atleast they both have personality
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: MrDuckey on September 25, 2023, 07:08:28 AM
Can't take this seriously when they put up 2 obviously scripted games. It's a predetermined top 4 since the beginning
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Massivebellend on September 25, 2023, 11:16:33 AM
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Chris Roberts just ain’t funny period, so lame.
[close]

He's funnier than Koston

They’re both whack
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on September 25, 2023, 11:59:13 AM
BATB could be great. So sad to see it squandered on all this youtubey bullshit. They say instagram ruined skateboarding but I’m claiming youtube did.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frtzgn95 on September 25, 2023, 12:01:08 PM
look at the possible final four:
cody, holt, griffin, peterson.
i am just sayin.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DanCorrigansOldTeeth on September 25, 2023, 01:52:02 PM
look at the possible final four:
cody, holt, griffin, peterson.
i am just sayin.

Griffin just kills the fun of BATB for me now. It was more impressive when professional street skaters were showcasing flatground. Not a professional flatground skater doing what he only does.

Also these candid "lemme hear the ref say something" parts would actually come across as candid if these guys new how to act. It's becoming atrociously cringey.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dooky-shoes on September 26, 2023, 07:08:26 PM
Chris Roberts just ain’t funny period, so lame.
Seriously. It was great watching Sinclair and O’Connor basically ignore him at mano a mano.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fs1/2cab on September 27, 2023, 12:46:52 PM
I highly doubt that Joslin will lose the next game, but who knows. I don't know much about Tyler Peterson.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Aquatic Dinosaur on September 27, 2023, 04:53:03 PM
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Chris Roberts just ain’t funny period, so lame.
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Seriously. It was great watching Sinclair and O’Connor basically ignore him at mano a mano.

I read this as Sinead O'connor at first
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: conan777 on October 08, 2023, 04:05:37 AM
So has this just petered out or what?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 08, 2023, 09:37:48 AM
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Chris Roberts just ain’t funny period, so lame.
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Seriously. It was great watching Sinclair and O’Connor basically ignore him at mano a mano.
Sinclair was hilarious  ;D
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on October 14, 2023, 08:02:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHRuGq-aa0&ab_channel=TheBerrics

&& warning

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/376/DJrmQ8yV4AA9JjX.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: whoismiked on October 14, 2023, 08:36:21 AM
Best game so far, that was great
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 14, 2023, 08:40:54 AM
I vote Holt for sure final answer.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: versacekid420 on October 14, 2023, 08:41:58 AM
Thought they were gonna fuck each other by the end of it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: MrDuckey on October 14, 2023, 08:44:04 AM
Lol more Andy from that lame day. This time he smacked the lens off the camera. What a kook.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on October 14, 2023, 08:44:56 AM
Found myself wondering why && was wearing a helmet to read the rules.

Then I saw him do that low speed nose manual/G-turn thing at the end & suddenly it all made perfect sense.

Always be safe, children.

Always.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 14, 2023, 09:05:47 AM
Thought they were gonna fuck each other by the end of it

I know I can't stand that shit.

Should be me yo

Seriously tho Holt should ditch the hat. When you get your hair done did you gotta show it off.

If I was there I'd be like PFC HOLT! YOU HAVE A HAIR APPOINTMENT AT 0500 AT THE CRAILE COUCH!

We gonna braid fuck the berries into you head
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on October 14, 2023, 09:08:05 AM
Thought they were gonna fuck each other by the end of it

VKid eagerly sitting on the edge of his bed, the anticipation is killing him…just to be sorely let down.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 14, 2023, 09:17:33 AM
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Thought they were gonna fuck each other by the end of it
[close]

VKid eagerly sitting on the edge of his bed, the anticipation is killing him…just to be sorely let down.

We need to get Lee and Ed down there to take photos. We can give Andy a pass tho.

I'm not interested in seeing Andy 80s freestyle tattoos.... Again   :-*

It's only interesting to Bum Barron Don Dirt Box Brown. We all know you don't Don Brown.
Hell have your guts going supernova in the free clinic while you nervously wait for the results of your ass smear.

I'm fuckin PREGNANT Don!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tyroneshoelaces on October 14, 2023, 09:19:08 AM
that was pretty crazy but i feel like they barely did any tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on October 14, 2023, 09:31:01 AM
Yeah like it was 10mins but really it was pretty boring game
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: roba on October 14, 2023, 09:44:15 AM
shit wasn’t boring to me, you don’t see 2 back to back nollie 360 inward heels everyday
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: hotdogsweatpants on October 14, 2023, 10:12:27 AM
Damn, Levi is wearing the pants I just bought. Bummer.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 14, 2023, 10:15:45 AM
It might be the angle but Holts 3 shuv foot setup looks weird. The heel of his front foot is like straight over the pivot of his back truck.

Andy seems to be having a harder and harder time passing as a human being lately. I have a feeling pretty soon he's going to reveal his true nature like the alien kid when he talks to Big Pete about Johnny Unitas in that one episode of Pete & Pete.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on October 14, 2023, 10:24:57 AM
The pace of the games are too slow now.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: devils acrobat on October 14, 2023, 10:28:12 AM
Lady in the green shirt cracked me up
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Style Police on October 14, 2023, 10:40:13 AM
Double flip off. Wack.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Troubadour26 on October 14, 2023, 11:15:00 AM
absolutely soulless skateboarding
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: versacekid420 on October 14, 2023, 02:29:14 PM
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Thought they were gonna fuck each other by the end of it
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I know I can't stand that shit.

Should be me yo

Seriously tho Holt should ditch the hat. When you get your hair done did you gotta show it off.

If I was there I'd be like PFC HOLT! YOU HAVE A HAIR APPOINTMENT AT 0500 AT THE CRAILE COUCH!

We gonna braid fuck the berries into you head
it’s like wearing a new tshirt you’re hyped on but wearing a hoodie the whole time
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on October 14, 2023, 02:42:25 PM
That was great. Couldn’t believe a few of the tricks these dudes made on defense.

My wife and I watch together and unprompted she asked who the guy in the helmet is and why is he so annoying
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on October 14, 2023, 03:15:06 PM
glad levi lost
that stupid little push after every trick is cringey as hell
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Useless_wooden_lurker on October 14, 2023, 04:46:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHRuGq-aa0&ab_channel=TheBerrics

&& warning

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/376/DJrmQ8yV4AA9JjX.jpg)

This was truly the most soul-crushing skateboarding I've ever witnessed. Atrocious all around.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on October 14, 2023, 04:53:32 PM
absolutely soulless skateboarding

I mean yeah I don’t disagree, but it’s a Cariuma-sponsored Berrics event so what were you looking for
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 14, 2023, 08:40:52 PM
glad levi lost
that stupid little push after every trick is cringey as hell

I too am glad that "The freshly turned Snake Farm Pro Nick Holt" won that game
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on October 14, 2023, 09:04:09 PM
Double flips, bad style, and Andy Anderson….. I’m surprised I made it all the way through.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 14, 2023, 09:26:38 PM
i wish the berries would do some transition gos.

id like to see jimi wilkins vs gt vs rainy vs raven vs etc... trick for trick yah dig

hosoi be the judge for sure. christian is the boss almost always. dway is #2 boss i guess. blender... fricking Lee Ralph.

i always think i spell hasoi wrongly.

i guess if i was going to become a christian id go to his church and do it. the prophecy states i should become a Jew tho. thats the only choice that washes you of your white boy bologna stink. why do whites smell like deli meats or tacos?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: prisoner223 on October 14, 2023, 10:52:06 PM
I wasn't hating the game until the nollie front big heel. that wasn't even toe drag that was a whole fucking foot on the ground
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bob george on October 14, 2023, 11:06:08 PM
i can't remember if i've made this suggestion before or not...

it could be cool if the skaters didn't pick the tricks. it should either just be a list of tricks that go from basic to psycho

or, like what they do in those SLS games things where the tricks are randomly selected from a big stack of cards.

this concept has flaws and people's trick selection can make a game really interesting sometimes, but more often i find that people's trick selection makes it irritating.
 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDraught on October 15, 2023, 12:17:14 AM
Double flips, bad style, and Andy Anderson….. I’m surprised I made it all the way through.

I didn't make it. Nick Holt skates so slow the whistle from the referee could blow him in the opposite direction. 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bohemian on October 15, 2023, 12:37:53 AM
defence 3inward was impressive. fugly, but impressive.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on October 15, 2023, 02:07:06 AM
wow, insane game.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: cucktard on October 15, 2023, 05:37:04 AM
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Thought they were gonna fuck each other by the end of it
[close]

VKid eagerly sitting on the edge of his bed, the anticipation is killing him…just to be sorely let down.
[close]

We need to get Lee and Ed down there to take photos. We can give Andy a pass tho.

I'm not interested in seeing Andy 80s freestyle tattoos.... Again   :-*

It's only interesting to Bum Barron Don Dirt Box Brown. We all know you don't Don Brown.
Hell have your guts going supernova in the free clinic while you nervously wait for the results of your ass smear.

I'm fuckin PREGNANT Don!

SLAP Admin,

You need to make an exception on the 1 gnar/24h for this man.

Seriously.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: QixHexagon on October 15, 2023, 06:58:57 AM
Found myself wondering why && was wearing a helmet to read the rules.

Then I saw him do that low speed nose manual/G-turn thing at the end & suddenly it all made perfect sense.

Always be safe, children.

Always.

Pretty sure he wears that helmet when he is having sex with his girlfriend (sitting on a chair in the corner of the room, in his case).
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: figureitout on October 16, 2023, 01:07:09 PM
I’m not the berries target market as I haven’t tuned into their channel for a decade. With that said I decided to try and watch this tournament this year, Holly shit do they ever need to make NO double flips one of the rules, am i out to lunch/ out of touch on this?

Imo double flips render this entire contest null and void.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Suangi on October 16, 2023, 01:46:22 PM
I’m not the berries target market as I haven’t tuned into their channel for a decade. With that said I decided to try and watch this tournament this year, Holly shit do they ever need to make NO double flips one of the rules, am i out to lunch/ out of touch on this?

Imo double flips render this entire contest null and void.

Or perhaps a rule that states 'double flips are only permissible once all other flips have been exhausted'
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Burt Ward on October 16, 2023, 08:23:42 PM
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I’m not the berries target market as I haven’t tuned into their channel for a decade. With that said I decided to try and watch this tournament this year, Holly shit do they ever need to make NO double flips one of the rules, am i out to lunch/ out of touch on this?

Imo double flips render this entire contest null and void.
[close]

Or perhaps a rule that states 'double flips are only permissible once all other flips have been exhausted'

Perhaps don't invite all these fucking losers that nobody wants to see skate, and we wouldn't have this problem.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on October 21, 2023, 08:28:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJcV1P3bAJw
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on October 21, 2023, 08:49:44 AM
I mean, i would get that it's make if we are on last letter &last try but cmon that call fucking sucked
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: merrystem on October 21, 2023, 09:10:47 AM
Tyler won, no surprise. Skaters trying to make a career out of flat ground games of SKATE have sucked the fun out of this event. It's like if one of your friends that you play Mario Party with starts reading guides and practicing against bots in his spare time to beat everyone on the game nights
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: rocklobster on October 21, 2023, 09:17:11 AM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/028/321/6e7.png)

And with every double flip closer to Borra's loving embrace
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 21, 2023, 09:39:22 AM
The suck thing about double and triple flips is they're easier that forming a nice kickflip.

Don't believe me go out the and spin for a dollar like you wanna rip the head off a Bob Barker.

Did you know that millions of convicts wanted his demise.

He didn't even make that shit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BoxStuffer on October 21, 2023, 09:41:03 AM
Why was the crowd so quiet?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ssbsminotti on October 21, 2023, 09:44:08 AM
This whole match gave me a big ick
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick Duck on October 21, 2023, 09:45:23 AM
Why was the crowd so quiet?
who tf were those people? Shirtless gym bro and all
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on October 21, 2023, 10:01:11 AM
Imagine someone landing a double 360 flip and you just here crickets..

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Ayanami on October 21, 2023, 10:09:44 AM
I was kind of excited for that game but what a let down. Obvious ref bias, silent crowd, but I did like the funny little jabs Joslin took towards Tyler a couple times.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on October 21, 2023, 10:15:56 AM
Tyler Peterson sold his soul to Berriuma. He almost seemed apologetic when he had to whip out the double flips and the dolphin flip on Joslin. He knows his master demands victory at any cost.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on October 21, 2023, 10:28:32 AM
A little disappointed with Joslin's behavior.. A little too sure of himself for my taste.. And a little haughty in his manner. And damn.. He gained quite a bit of weight  :o
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 21, 2023, 10:37:22 AM
Tyler Peterson sold his soul to Berriuma. He almost seemed apologetic when he had to whip out the double flips and the dolphin flip on Joslin. He knows his master demands victory at any cost.

Let's hope that's not true.

Let's hope that Tyler just respects Joslin so much that it pains him to do such based manures on the berries floor.

I haven't even watched it because I bet on Torrey and Joslin for the win.

I wanted rock stars to win this shit and throw the winning bloard haphazardly into unsuspecting crowd.

You know bringing danger back into rock and roll again.

Maybe" one more back spin."

That would be a great winning game.

Tpud wins throws bloard brains borra and then does a head spin as the branch covidians descend upon the winner.

That's a show
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 21, 2023, 10:58:40 AM
I'm watching rn.

I know what's going on.

Joslin is not happy. He misses his ventures.

The audience is frightened of him because there's clearly something going on that's not fair.

Word is that some people are doing multiple battles behind the scenes over BS technicalities and outright lies to control the outcome of the tournament and we're being spoon fed bullshit battles.

Everyone is contracted to stay quiet and that's why there's no one who can afford a lawyer to defend themselves is in the tournament.

Skatebloarding is taking a dip in sales has everyone who blew too much money over COVID forced to protect their necks.

also Joslin's beautiful Family is not wanting to be coming back twice. Supposed to be out on the town.

Now he's being forced to throw the second maybe 3rd match in a row.

Add new stock trucks to that equation and you get a room full of scared ass kids.

That flag challenge was legit too. Kid clearly was full foot on the ground
 
Joslin is the real fuckin deal yo. If Bart Simpson was a really real life person he'd stomp his tricks like Chris.

Idk enough about the Tyler kid yet to investigate his potential brain.

He might not even be human because he acts more like a house cat on camera. Maybe he's a poker player?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on October 21, 2023, 11:00:54 AM
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Why was the crowd so quiet?
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who tf were those people? Shirtless gym bro and all
“I said clap you peasants!”
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 21, 2023, 11:13:24 AM
Black replacement bushings in your Indys' don't make up for the loss of truck perfection that comes with switching from Venture.

Maybe now that Ermico is gone south Dlx can afford to keep people like Joslin and Torrey.

I feel it's important to do so. We are fighting a production war here and losing big time.

Fuck you China. Get off our nuts
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: easymoneysniper on October 21, 2023, 11:16:28 AM
so joslin brought special shoes for double flips and he didn't even come close lol what a joke. also that audience was weird. maybe they were all there waiting for borra's scientology orientation to begin after the match and were a lil nervous. strange vibes all around.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 21, 2023, 11:34:25 AM
I do wanna know more about Tyler tho.

When speaks I'm like damn this kid seem smart and kind.

Who knows tho? Sweet and kind can actually be a path way to the dark side if it's scripted.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tom Pearl on October 21, 2023, 11:39:30 AM
 switching to a smaller board for the real wacky flip tricks mid game would be funny. 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: frtzgn95 on October 21, 2023, 12:44:32 PM
tyler when going for the throat: "yeah, my foot was on the ground, asshole."
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 21, 2023, 12:59:50 PM
It might just the fact he's a short thick guy doing wiggly foot stuff but is anyone else getting Dressen vibes from modern Joslin?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on October 21, 2023, 01:12:18 PM
switching to a smaller board for the real wacky flip tricks mid game would be funny.
https://youtu.be/ktOyl6MUs70?si=YrrG8e0ZyuJVynIs
2:56
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 21, 2023, 01:32:52 PM
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switching to a smaller board for the real wacky flip tricks mid game would be funny.
[close]
https://youtu.be/ktOyl6MUs70?si=YrrG8e0ZyuJVynIs
2:56

Koston vs Strain

I like this match. Donovan is pretty fucking funny. His jokes about low level hustling are top fuckin notch

Dollar store ramen
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on October 21, 2023, 01:59:30 PM
Another circus clown with no ethics. Joslin played a gentle man's game, and he had all the right reasons to throw that flag. It was a fucking footdrag. No joke, watch it in slow mo. Douchebag referee  (A friend of the clown) could have at least checked the video, and the circus clown should have at least wanting to do a redo. It doesn't stop there but the clown knew Joslin was injured and couldn't do double flips and forward flips. Just terrible sportsmanship. Might as well rename this to Battle of Cariuma.

BATB died after the sixth one. All those games had suspense, and you looked forward to each and every one of them. They were actually having fun. This isn't fun to watch any more.

I wrote a comment too on the video, and they ended up deleting it and evening banning me. Like what the hell? I'm done with the berrics. This was the last good content they had and now there's basically nothing left than  Steve Dingleberry's ego.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Candied cigarettes on October 21, 2023, 02:01:36 PM
Do people actually find the referee commentary entertaining in any sense? Shit is so stupid
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on October 21, 2023, 02:08:15 PM
Do people actually find the referee commentary entertaining in any sense? Shit is so stupid

It's the dumbest thing ever. The golden days were when they had Reda. He was actually funny. I remember when he made Albert Nyberg stand there all shy and awkward, or when responding to Wes Kremer's stoner talk. "I don't know what the hell you talking about."

Also, their views have been tanking hard. I checked out the Sean Malto vs donavan battle ... 2 million views. They barely even get 200k for their most popular series.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Wienerboy on October 21, 2023, 02:31:54 PM
I've been ignoring the Berrics for everything else except BATB because I figured it has enough history to want it to do well. Of course I don't like Berra or even Koston at this point, but I root for BATB as a concept for the sake of the viewers. After watching today's battle, I wonder if I'll ever watch again - even out of boredom. As of now I am very fine to never watch another BATB again.

It's so funny to watch how their content changes in reaction to Slap. The community says they don't want to see Berra and he no longer ever present, even for the important battles. Anyways they seem so fake these days, like I said I'm on the cusp of never caring again.

Such an easy, straight-forward, entertaining contest at one point.... and they had to go n fuck it up so drastically.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Crust on October 21, 2023, 03:12:01 PM
Never thought I'd see that big a toe drag with 4 tic-tacs to muster a rollaway pass without a re-do.

There should be a second ref there to officiate the challenge calls. That ref already had his stubborn mind made up and didn't even take a moment to review his own call; ridiculous.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pugmaster on October 21, 2023, 03:12:59 PM
It would be great if they made it more like "sports entertainment."  Sure, there would be the skating aspect, but it would be killer to have it be half-skating and half pro-wrestling. Imagine Stu Graham flying off the top turnbuckle in a match against Shane O'Neill. Really even the odds...

This could help pros out immensely by giving them a gimmick to run with and opportunities to have their own merchandise and catch phrases. Not to mention, they could have "finisher" tricks which give the other person 2 letters automatically.

Burbury Erry attempts a huricanrana on Donta Hill and Donta reverses the manuever and powerbombs the ever loving shit out of him. Think of the possibilities. Fireworks, steel chairs, make-up, the works...

Borra is already Vince McMahon, basically.

All the right wingers could ironically re-establish the N.W.O.

Fly in a couple of people who live at Skatopia and boo-yah, you have the new incarnation of the Bushwhackers.

(https://cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/ZQKPSRTF2RFGJGPNFBYUYTZ2II.png)


@SHAQUEEFA @Sativa Lung

Anything that I am missing guys?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Crust on October 21, 2023, 03:15:45 PM
Another circus clown with no ethics. Joslin played a gentle man's game, and he had all the right reasons to throw that flag. It was a fucking footdrag. No joke, watch it in slow mo. Douchebag referee  (A friend of the clown) could have at least checked the video, and the circus clown should have at least wanting to do a redo. It doesn't stop there but the clown knew Joslin was injured and couldn't do double flips and forward flips. Just terrible sportsmanship. Might as well rename this to Battle of Cariuma.

BATB died after the sixth one. All those games had suspense, and you looked forward to each and every one of them. They were actually having fun. This isn't fun to watch any more.

I wrote a comment too on the video, and they ended up deleting it and evening banning me. Like what the hell? I'm done with the berrics. This was the last good content they had and now there's basically nothing left than  Steve Dingleberry's ego.

What comment did you write that got deleted?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on October 21, 2023, 04:03:36 PM
I think its safe to say Joslin's gone soft on us. The way he was dappin up Shmeaterson after every trick and giving him props. Joslin's won batb before, he's got a successful career already, shmeaterson doesn't. I think he kinda just wanted to let TP move forward so he can go home to an ice cold rockstar and chill his wife/kids. Shmeaterson needs to be a man and not let total weight/foot on the ground slip by, he should've taken the letter like he deserved.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZzDMRvd/tp-k.png) (https://ibb.co/B2MCHvL)

Before this game Joslin said his ankle was hurt so he couldn't do double flips and forward flips. Just for that I hope TP loses in the finals again.

Also was that Mr pop shuv himself in the crowd? Sean Davis, local venice park hero and most hated batb competitor of all time?

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Noble Experiment on October 21, 2023, 04:08:01 PM
A little disappointed with Joslin's behavior.. A little too sure of himself for my taste.. And a little haughty in his manner. And damn.. He gained quite a bit of weight  :o
Yeah, reminded me of TJ Rogers in his BATB13 game.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on October 21, 2023, 06:40:21 PM
Tyler sucks. How do you not even call yourself on such bullshit. He should be very ashamed of that win. But I guess anyone that wears those fucking shoes has zero self respect anyway.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 21, 2023, 09:59:06 PM
New bushings are infuriating. Good thing he wasn't at the Manny pad. Probably would have focused his shit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: figureitout on October 21, 2023, 10:45:46 PM
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I’m not the berries target market as I haven’t tuned into their channel for a decade. With that said I decided to try and watch this tournament this year, Holly shit do they ever need to make NO double flips one of the rules, am i out to lunch/ out of touch on this?

Imo double flips render this entire contest null and void.
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Or perhaps a rule that states 'double flips are only permissible once all other flips have been exhausted'
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Perhaps don't invite all these fucking losers that nobody wants to see skate, and we wouldn't have this problem.

Touche, both these ideas are great and should be installed with the quickness. Kariuma helps in ruining things pretty heavily as well.


Some double flips and a dolphin, that Tyler guy is such a loser, between him and Cody, just total Barney’s. Wouldn’t understand etiquette if it wrapped them in the mouth.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Aquatic Dinosaur on October 21, 2023, 11:18:10 PM
Haha how can someone seriously not offer a redo or take a letter on something like that. He really didn’t break character
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ohtight on October 21, 2023, 11:28:33 PM
At first I was gonna complain about the blonde girl sitting towards the front with her arms crossed and no reaction but as the game went on I totally felt her. Why do we keep watching this?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on October 21, 2023, 11:37:33 PM
That was definitely a valid red flag. BATB is so washed.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on October 22, 2023, 12:35:19 AM
I think its safe to say Joslin's gone soft on us. The way he was dappin up Shmeaterson after every trick and giving him props. Joslin's won batb before, he's got a successful career already, shmeaterson doesn't. I think he kinda just wanted to let TP move forward so he can go home to an ice cold rockstar and chill his wife/kids. Shmeaterson needs to be a man and not let total weight/foot on the ground slip by, he should've taken the letter like he deserved.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZzDMRvd/tp-k.png) (https://ibb.co/B2MCHvL)

Before this game Joslin said his ankle was hurt so he couldn't do double flips and forward flips. Just for that I hope TP loses in the finals again.

Also was that Mr pop shuv himself in the crowd? Sean Davis, local venice park hero and most hated batb competitor of all time?

haha i was about to say the same. wtf was that dick doing there
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on October 22, 2023, 01:06:46 AM
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Another circus clown with no ethics. Joslin played a gentle man's game, and he had all the right reasons to throw that flag. It was a fucking footdrag. No joke, watch it in slow mo. Douchebag referee  (A friend of the clown) could have at least checked the video, and the circus clown should have at least wanting to do a redo. It doesn't stop there but the clown knew Joslin was injured and couldn't do double flips and forward flips. Just terrible sportsmanship. Might as well rename this to Battle of Cariuma.

BATB died after the sixth one. All those games had suspense, and you looked forward to each and every one of them. They were actually having fun. This isn't fun to watch any more.

I wrote a comment too on the video, and they ended up deleting it and evening banning me. Like what the hell? I'm done with the berrics. This was the last good content they had and now there's basically nothing left than  Steve Dingleberry's ego.
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What comment did you write that got deleted?

It was pretty damn tame compared to what I actually wanted to write. If I log off, I can't find. If I comment on another berrics video, I can't see it either. So they have actually banned me. There were a bunch of other comments too that I can't see any longer.

And let's be real here, the best games were the ones without the clowns. Chris Cole vs Mark Suciu, Koston vs Carlos, and Lopez vs Caples. They were entertaining and fun to watch, and they have almost double the amount of views like the other ones.
https://www.instagram.com/tylerpeters0n/ That's the clown's instagram. There are already people there telling how disgraceful that was.
https://www.instagram.com/_justinladner_/ this is the ref's insta. I looked at his photo and looks like a total douchebag. It all makes sense to me now that the berrics can only find these losers since pros want nothing to do with them
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: dallou on October 22, 2023, 04:22:09 AM
The ref felt like an npc in a skate game. The dumbest comments at all time, I was embarrassed to watch this shit.
Also the vibe was weird, the crowd, referee talk and all. They need to cut the fat and just go back to quick editing.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: QixHexagon on October 22, 2023, 04:25:47 AM
"He's about as pro as it gets for sure"

Probably the kookest comment in a game of skate ever
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 22, 2023, 04:49:47 AM
It would be great if they made it more like "sports entertainment."  Sure, there would be the skating aspect, but it would be killer to have it be half-skating and half pro-wrestling. Imagine Stu Graham flying off the top turnbuckle in a match against Shane O'Neill. Really even the odds...

This could help pros out immensely by giving them a gimmick to run with and opportunities to have their own merchandise and catch phrases. Not to mention, they could have "finisher" tricks which give the other person 2 letters automatically.

Burbury Erry attempts a huricanrana on Donta Hill and Donta reverses the manuever and powerbombs the ever loving shit out of him. Think of the possibilities. Fireworks, steel chairs, make-up, the works...

Borra is already Vince McMahon, basically.

All the right wingers could ironically re-establish the N.W.O.

Fly in a couple of people who live at Skatopia and boo-yah, you have the new incarnation of the Bushwhackers.

(https://cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/ZQKPSRTF2RFGJGPNFBYUYTZ2II.png)


@SHAQUEEFA @Sativa Lung

Anything that I am missing guys?



You nailed that one dude. I thoroughly enjoyed it haha

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: hotdogsweatpants on October 22, 2023, 04:55:59 AM
https://www.instagram.com/tylerpeters0n/ That's the clown's instagram. There are already people there telling how disgraceful that was.

Tyler Peterson is a kook but it seems unnecessarily savage to go after him on a post dedicated to his deceased father.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: prisoner223 on October 22, 2023, 05:12:10 AM
Tyler Peterson kinda looks like Mike Arnold if Mike Arnold was a malnourished, ginger loser
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on October 22, 2023, 06:40:27 AM
One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 22, 2023, 07:02:48 AM
One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards

I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on October 22, 2023, 07:10:47 AM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.

haha, you're probably right, i have no idea what the kids are into! but i just figured they're into big hucking. i am pretty certain that joslin is more kids' favorite skater than peterson tho
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on October 22, 2023, 07:19:27 AM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.

He isn't "popular" because he's humble and a bit boring (boring in a positive way. He's himself) I've met him before and was super cool and talkative. Of course, when you think of guys like Mike Mo, Sean Malto, Chad Muska etc. Contrary to Joslin, They all had charisma. But either way, Joslin is a legend. He had a rough past, came out of nowhere and shook the entire skateboarding community. And he was all humble about it. He 360 flipped el toro. He's raising two children. He's a legend and a man to look up to. I got mad when seeing how that loser ref disrespected him.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ish_wav on October 22, 2023, 08:55:15 AM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
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haha, you're probably right, i have no idea what the kids are into! but i just figured they're into big hucking. i am pretty certain that joslin is more kids' favorite skater than peterson tho

Young dudes at my local like impossibles, pressure flips, and weed.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bo bice on October 22, 2023, 10:41:07 AM
Only 3 more weeks until the next time they post a match
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pops on October 22, 2023, 10:51:23 AM
The ref felt like an npc in a skate game. The dumbest comments at all time, I was embarrassed to watch this shit.
Also the vibe was weird, the crowd, referee talk and all. They need to cut the fat and just go back to quick editing.

The whole ref game felt like it was scripted, lol. That was painful to watch.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: backinaction on October 22, 2023, 11:01:56 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/tylerpeters0n/ That's the clown's instagram. There are already people there telling how disgraceful that was.
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Tyler Peterson is a kook but it seems unnecessarily savage to go after him on a post dedicated to his deceased father.

fuck. I'm older than his dad would have been.  Time to order an && board and 58mm dragons.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 22, 2023, 11:16:04 AM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
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haha, you're probably right, i have no idea what the kids are into! but i just figured they're into big hucking. i am pretty certain that joslin is more kids' favorite skater than peterson tho
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Young dudes at my local like impossibles, pressure flips, and weed.

Don't forget everyone is wearing super baggy pants and skating 9" egg shaped boards. We really went full circle back to the early 90s.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on October 22, 2023, 01:15:31 PM
This one cracked me up
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on October 22, 2023, 01:59:20 PM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
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He 360 flipped el toro.

Tf no he didn’t lol
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 22, 2023, 03:31:14 PM
Yeah El Toro not complete
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on October 22, 2023, 03:37:15 PM
Tyler Cheaterson is perfecto. Suckling at the cariuma teat as borras little bitch boy
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on October 22, 2023, 04:45:27 PM
Tyler sucks. How do you not even call yourself on such bullshit. He should be very ashamed of that win. But I guess anyone that wears those fucking shoes has zero self respect anyway.

what about luan?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kneebone on October 22, 2023, 04:48:26 PM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
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He isn't "popular" because he's humble and a bit boring (boring in a positive way. He's himself) I've met him before and was super cool and talkative. Of course, when you think of guys like Mike Mo, Sean Malto, Chad Muska etc. Contrary to Joslin, They all had charisma. But either way, Joslin is a legend. He had a rough past, came out of nowhere and shook the entire skateboarding community. And he was all humble about it. He 360 flipped el toro. He's raising two children. He's a legend and a man to look up to. I got mad when seeing how that loser ref disrespected him.
Wassup Ryan, congrats on finding that chill girl after all these years
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on October 22, 2023, 05:11:19 PM
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Tyler sucks. How do you not even call yourself on such bullshit. He should be very ashamed of that win. But I guess anyone that wears those fucking shoes has zero self respect anyway.
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what about luan?

What about him? He slacked, lost his Nike deal and had to kick rocks to cariuma. Anyone that aligns themselves with that company has zero self respect.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on October 25, 2023, 10:51:39 AM
rigged
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BALARGUE on October 26, 2023, 04:28:41 AM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
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He 360 flipped el toro.
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Tf no he didn’t lol

well he did but his truck didn't

I'm pretty sure i saw him landing and rolling away on IG a few days ago but some kid told me it was IA generated. Am i crazy ?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fs1/2cab on October 26, 2023, 05:20:28 AM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
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He 360 flipped el toro.
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Tf no he didn’t lol
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well he did but his truck didn't

I'm pretty sure i saw him landing and rolling away on IG a few days ago but some kid told me it was IA generated. Am i crazy ?

He did the Ollie down El Toro before the Tre Flip so I would guess, someone edited the rollaway from the Ollie to the Tre Flip. But it looked hella real if it was some sort of editing magic. I am 80% sure Chris said in one interview he rolled away a bit from the Tre Flip with a broken truck and he has no desire to go back to El Toro anytime soon. And I mean, he Tre Flipped the Davis gap which is just absurd.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 26, 2023, 05:31:26 AM
I don't know if it was the facial hair, the wide neck, or the general demenor, but Chris Joslin reminded me of NXT's Bron Breakker during this battle. When he barked about clapping to the crowd, something really clicked in my mind.

I don't know what to do with this info so take it as you will.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: BALARGUE on October 26, 2023, 05:56:22 AM
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One day BATB is going to be in a business textbook as an example of how not to promote your brand. How much did Cariuma pay to become a total joke? Beating millions of kids' favorite skater with a foot on the ground in a full berriuma kit... hahahaha, I kinda love watching this trainwreck unfold and hope for maximum kookery to come

we need sean davis to fill in and take on peterson in the finals. or maybe peterson should skunk holt with stupid five tricks in the finals and make the whole thing last 2min, leaving a bunch of angry kids with shitty berra boards
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I don't think millions of kids love Joslin man. I'd be surprised if he's thousands of kids favorite skater. I think the only ones who care about him are those of us old enough to appreciate the tech huck era and really dumb dudes who can relate to him. I can confidently say I've never seen a Joslin board in the wild, actually I don't think I've ever seen a plan B board that wasn't a sheffey reissue come to think of it.
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He 360 flipped el toro.
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Tf no he didn’t lol
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well he did but his truck didn't

I'm pretty sure i saw him landing and rolling away on IG a few days ago but some kid told me it was IA generated. Am i crazy ?
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He did the Ollie down El Toro before the Tre Flip so I would guess, someone edited the rollaway from the Ollie to the Tre Flip. But it looked hella real if it was some sort of editing magic. I am 80% sure Chris said in one interview he rolled away a bit from the Tre Flip with a broken truck and he has no desire to go back to El Toro anytime soon. And I mean, he Tre Flipped the Davis gap which is just absurd.
i won't say i looked closely while browsing IG but it looked real. I would love to watch it again.
his attempts where he lands and can't roll away because of a broken truck are somewhere on his IG (and the caption says he won't come back)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 26, 2023, 06:29:27 AM
the clean rollaway clip was fake. He rolled about 10 foot when his truck broke

edit - it's all in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WuUUIM5IA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_WuUUIM5IA)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on October 26, 2023, 09:40:05 AM
Imagine having a contest and you cant seem to win even tho you script the outcomes and bend the rules in your own favor.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on October 28, 2023, 12:58:21 AM
Why don't they just do two battles a week? Is Dingleberry trying to milk it again and make Battle of Cariuma last for years even if he knows the berrics is tanking?

I'm praying that Cole takes the whole thing and sends the clowns back to the circus.  8)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: dallou on October 28, 2023, 02:30:30 AM
It does not matter anymore. It’s like season 20 of greys anatomy or something
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Post by: rukes on October 28, 2023, 03:50:03 AM
It does not matter anymore. It’s like season 20 of greys anatomy or something 1 of 413 Hope St
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: crescentfresh on October 28, 2023, 08:13:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg6sHsfcLWk
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Post by: heinzketchup on October 28, 2023, 08:24:43 AM
that was entertaining
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Post by: Coldpizza on October 28, 2023, 08:27:30 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Chris Coles flatground looks like dogshit.
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Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on October 28, 2023, 08:53:46 AM
One of the best games so far. Both played a gentleman's game. Cody showed Tyler Cheaterson what good sportmanship is. Let's pray Cole takes the entire thing and gives Dingleberry the middle finger at the end for not letting a Cariuma clown win.

I have a strong feeling Cody was so bummed. Is it just me or does he just hide in a corner all year waiting for the next BATB or battle of the cariuma?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pops on October 28, 2023, 09:42:43 AM
that was entertaining

The game was, yeah, but the edits are so sluggish and slow paced it makes me drowsy.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 28, 2023, 10:07:35 AM
Goddamn the editing is bad since Chase left.

And I don't understand why they show an instant replay in slo-mo from the same angle if they have two filmers?? There is an instant replay of a Cepeda trick that looks iffy with heel touch, but instead of showing Korff's angle from the bank where he can see Cepeda's heel they just show the same angle… but in black-and-white instead of color lol.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Tommy G on October 28, 2023, 10:15:49 AM
Goddamn the editing is bad since Chase left.

And I don't understand why they show an instant replay in slo-mo from the same angle if they have two filmers?? There is an instant replay of a Cepeda trick that looks iffy with heel touch, but instead of showing Korff's angle from the bank where he can see Cepeda's heel they just show the same angle… but in black-and-white instead of color lol.

Honestly, the angles they had for some of those tricks were terrible for replays. Plus zooming in cutting off the board until the last second and slow-mo on tricks that were landed clean.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on October 28, 2023, 10:24:14 AM
Man i love Cole
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Post by: TheDingus on October 28, 2023, 10:49:57 AM
Great game. Berrics editing quality and filming quality definitely took a shit since chase left. Cody is great. Such a bummer he’s aligned with berriuma
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: davy on October 28, 2023, 10:57:00 AM
Instant Replay
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Post by: Crust on October 28, 2023, 11:26:17 AM
What a comeback, Cole is a beast.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Dr Hass on October 28, 2023, 11:35:46 AM
I have absolutely no idea how Cole still manages to be so good at flat ground while making it look like absolute shit. Glad he won though. Also, who was that child refereeing? Editing was suspect as usual.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 28, 2023, 12:54:36 PM
Chris Cold Blooded

That was fun. Cody could have ended it if he had just taken the SW fs biggerspin and not tried the redo - I don't think it would have been whistled and I can't imagine Cole has those on lock (who the fuck knows with him though). I loved Cole seizing the moment and sniffing out his weaknesses, then going for the throat. I will admit I kind of wanted to see Cody advance because I feel like he had a better chance to take out the circus guys. I think the only chance Cole has is to win the RPS and get as dirty as possible right away.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on October 28, 2023, 02:04:27 PM
A replay from the other side would be good since we’d get a better idea of how clean the tricks are.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on October 28, 2023, 02:16:47 PM
Goddamn the editing is bad since Chase left.

And I don't understand why they show an instant replay in slo-mo from the same angle if they have two filmers?? There is an instant replay of a Cepeda trick that looks iffy with heel touch, but instead of showing Korff's angle from the bank where he can see Cepeda's heel they just show the same angle… but in black-and-white instead of color lol.

Yeah, there’s a certain stink on the finished product when his screwdriver has done it’s thing.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: hacefresco420 on October 28, 2023, 02:58:07 PM
Cole’s win brought a genuine smile to my face. It also made me want an orange dipped board lol
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Logic on October 28, 2023, 04:23:19 PM
Chris Cold Blooded

That was fun. Cody could have ended it if he had just taken the SW fs biggerspin and not tried the redo - I don't think it would have been whistled and I can't imagine Cole has those on lock (who the fuck knows with him though). I loved Cole seizing the moment and sniffing out his weaknesses, then going for the throat. I will admit I kind of wanted to see Cody advance because I feel like he had a better chance to take out the circus guys. I think the only chance Cole has is to win the RPS and get as dirty as possible right away.

I'd love nothing more than for Cole to make it to the finals and skunk Griffin with nothing but 360s.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: conan777 on October 28, 2023, 05:12:06 PM
How wide is Cole's board? Looks enormous
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DM on October 28, 2023, 05:23:28 PM
Cole’s win brought a genuine smile to my face. It also made me want an orange dipped board lol


Thought the same. Dipped (white) boards look good, sue me
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: versacekid420 on October 28, 2023, 05:55:20 PM
Cobra 🤙
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 28, 2023, 06:35:08 PM
Finishing move was served ice cold, well done Cobra.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Troubadour26 on October 28, 2023, 08:19:42 PM
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Cole’s win brought a genuine smile to my face. It also made me want an orange dipped board lol
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Thought the same. Dipped (white) boards look good, sue me

yooo, hell yes haha, the orange board with white Fallens combo was speaking to me a little too strongly


this game made watching the last few worthwhile.

something about the backside 360 kickflip was really fucking good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coastal Fever on October 29, 2023, 08:12:46 AM
This 100% should’ve been a redo, if not a straight miss.  Since when does a nollie v heel pivot count as a nollie big heel?  Did the same shit on his Rick flip too.  Cody got robbed imo.

(https://i.ibb.co/vPjdjLh/7515-B9-AD-CA26-4188-878-D-909-A3-D5-A114-B.png) (https://i.ibb.co/0trHGgf/6-B45-F2-A1-E4-EF-4487-8-D48-F4278-B62-F354.png)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: whoismiked on October 29, 2023, 08:15:55 AM
How wide is Cole's board? Looks enormous

He rides 8.5
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Rasmus on October 29, 2023, 09:16:50 AM
Is it just me or does he just hide in a corner all year waiting for the next BATB or battle of the cariuma?

He does - but this also speak as to why batb have become so stale in recent years. Game of skate should be a novelty act. Something fun we all do to pass time every now and then.

It was genuinely fun to see how good the pros where at this novelty part of skateboarding, but ever since they let the YouTube skaters in, the competition have been dominated by guys who first and foremost play game of skate. And that is so boring - when busenitz seriously challenged cole in one of the early seasons, it was super fun. Dennis was known for his aggressive and fast street skating, so nobody expected him to also have crazy flip tricks on lock. I want that surprise element back. I don't want people who are game of skate pros.

I am so happy that cole won! If he takes the trophy this year, they shouldn't let randoms into the competition anymore.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: carbonite on October 29, 2023, 09:20:37 AM
what a choke job!
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Post by: SatanicPanic on October 29, 2023, 11:12:39 AM
Stoked for Cole, that kicflip 360 was so good
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 29, 2023, 01:07:34 PM
How wide is Cole's board? Looks enormous

8.5" zero
thunder 149 with bones hard bushings cranked way down
52mm wheels

He also gets his wb custom drilled iirc...I can't remember if it's longer or an offset though.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on October 29, 2023, 01:29:33 PM
Cobra skates like he has weights in his fallens. Is this perhaps a training regiment for his upcoming match with Jamie Griffith?
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Post by: Newphone on October 29, 2023, 04:59:46 PM
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8.5" zero
thunder 149 with bones hard bushings cranked way down
52mm wheels

He also gets his wb custom drilled iirc...I can't remember if it's longer or an offset though.

What do you mean by an “offset”?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: versacekid420 on October 29, 2023, 06:58:08 PM
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How wide is Cole's board? Looks enormous
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8.5" zero
thunder 149 with bones hard bushings cranked way down
52mm wheels

He also gets his wb custom drilled iirc...I can't remember if it's longer or an offset though.
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What do you mean by an “offset”?
https://youtu.be/S-sJp1FfG7Q?si=KRM9oK7F3ab127pH OFFSET
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on October 29, 2023, 07:14:29 PM
Jullian stole the show you couldn't even hear him.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on October 30, 2023, 12:41:16 AM
a good game. cole still has it and doing god's work.
sick new snake tattoo as well on his forearm cobro.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on October 30, 2023, 02:22:02 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Chris Coles flatground looks like dogshit.

You're in a big minority here. It looks fantastic. Probably better than your flatground. And to be honest better than most of Slap's flat ground
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 30, 2023, 02:26:53 AM
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How wide is Cole's board? Looks enormous
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8.5" zero
thunder 149 with bones hard bushings cranked way down
52mm wheels

He also gets his wb custom drilled iirc...I can't remember if it's longer or an offset though.
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What do you mean by an “offset”?

Set off from where the standard wb would be placed. So either drilled forward or backwards.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bohemian on October 30, 2023, 03:24:12 AM
This 100% should’ve been a redo, if not a straight miss.  Since when does a nollie v heel pivot count as a nollie big heel?  Did the same shit on his Rick flip too.  Cody got robbed imo.

(https://i.ibb.co/vPjdjLh/7515-B9-AD-CA26-4188-878-D-909-A3-D5-A114-B.png) (https://i.ibb.co/0trHGgf/6-B45-F2-A1-E4-EF-4487-8-D48-F4278-B62-F354.png)

bullshit
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Post by: Coastal Fever on October 30, 2023, 04:04:30 AM
That’s what I’m saying… sliding your trick on defence is one thing but blatantly sliding a full 180 on offence is unforgivable.
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 30, 2023, 04:12:35 AM
In that case they would have to call a miss on pretty much every cab flip ever done in BATB
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Post by: Hevonen on October 30, 2023, 05:06:06 AM
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How wide is Cole's board? Looks enormous
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8.5" zero
thunder 149 with bones hard bushings cranked way down
52mm wheels

He also gets his wb custom drilled iirc...I can't remember if it's longer or an offset though.
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What do you mean by an “offset”?
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Set off from where the standard wb would be placed. So either drilled forward or backwards.

Does anyone make boards where the trucks are drilled offset in the other direction? Like maybe put back truck little more towards your toes and front truck towards your heels. Maybe it would make tre flips a bit easier? Probably would suck for everything else though. Would be a good gimmick for some company to sell "Tre flip hack" boards to kids that can't Tre flip yet. Maybe make it asymmetrical too in a way that spins 360 flip easier. Actually can't believe this hasn't been done yet. Would revolutionize board sales if you could sell kids like 10 completes for different tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: coldbrew on October 30, 2023, 07:09:12 AM
TIL that Cody Cepeda is tall as fuck.
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Post by: Coldpizza on October 30, 2023, 07:26:19 AM
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Chris Coles flatground looks like dogshit.
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You're in a big minority here. It looks fantastic. Probably better than your flatground. And to be honest better than most of Slap's flat ground

I’m okay with being in the minority since it’s my opinion. It’s not that I don’t like Chris Cole, I’ve actually been a fan of his since 411 #40, and I damn near wore out his In Bloom part. He’s a great skater, but I can still think his flatground looks bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“PrObAbLy BeTtEr ThAn YoUrS…” That’s some middle school level comeback. Of course his Flatground is better than mine dude. But, to be honest, I’m sure there’s a Slap poster who has better looking flatground style.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: D10S on October 30, 2023, 07:39:47 AM
you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on October 30, 2023, 12:25:02 PM
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Chris Coles flatground looks like dogshit.
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You're in a big minority here. It looks fantastic. Probably better than your flatground. And to be honest better than most of Slap's flat ground
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I’m okay with being in the minority since it’s my opinion. It’s not that I don’t like Chris Cole, I’ve actually been a fan of his since 411 #40, and I damn near wore out his In Bloom part. He’s a great skater, but I can still think his flatground looks bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“PrObAbLy BeTtEr ThAn YoUrS…” That’s some middle school level comeback. Of course his Flatground is better than mine dude. But, to be honest, I’m sure there’s a Slap poster who has better looking flatground style.

I agree with whoever said it looks like he has weights in his shoes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Abyss1 on October 30, 2023, 12:52:05 PM
Goddamn the editing is bad since Chase left.

And I don't understand why they show an instant replay in slo-mo from the same angle if they have two filmers?? There is an instant replay of a Cepeda trick that looks iffy with heel touch, but instead of showing Korff's angle from the bank where he can see Cepeda's heel they just show the same angle… but in black-and-white instead of color lol.

Yea I noticed that too and had to rewatch to see that, but the thing that I never noticed that was how everyone claps after every trick landed or not...kinda annoying
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 30, 2023, 02:25:03 PM
you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...

To be fair that kid is fucked up good to the point he probably does nothing but skate (he's got back smith kickflip out locked... little shit even does it on kink rails) and watch skate videos and I don't think he was any worse than many of the adults have been. Some people just take it a lot more seriously than others.  I kinda wish theyd bring in total wildcards...imagine Neil Blender reffing a batb game. I'd actually pay to see that shit.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on October 30, 2023, 02:45:27 PM
you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
That kid was above average tho. Most of the time the ref doesn’t call anything
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Post by: Gab on October 30, 2023, 03:05:17 PM
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8.5" zero
thunder 149 with bones hard bushings cranked way down
52mm wheels

He also gets his wb custom drilled iirc...I can't remember if it's longer or an offset though.
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What do you mean by an “offset”?
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Set off from where the standard wb would be placed. So either drilled forward or backwards.
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Does anyone make boards where the trucks are drilled offset in the other direction? Like maybe put back truck little more towards your toes and front truck towards your heels. Maybe it would make tre flips a bit easier? Probably would suck for everything else though. Would be a good gimmick for some company to sell "Tre flip hack" boards to kids that can't Tre flip yet. Maybe make it asymmetrical too in a way that spins 360 flip easier. Actually can't believe this hasn't been done yet. Would revolutionize board sales if you could sell kids like 10 completes for different tricks

I did this once, wanted to make a video “cross locking” a grind. Mine was pretty extreme, like the axels stuck out a couple inches on each side. Could t imagine popping any tricks on it but maybe if it was more subtle it could work. But I think it would just feel off.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: D10S on October 30, 2023, 03:13:42 PM
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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To be fair that kid is fucked up good to the point he probably does nothing but skate (he's got back smith kickflip out locked... little shit even does it on kink rails) and watch skate videos and I don't think he was any worse than many of the adults have been. Some people just take it a lot more seriously than others.  I kinda wish theyd bring in total wildcards...imagine Neil Blender reffing a batb game. I'd actually pay to see that shit.

No doubt lil dude is a ripper and has a bright future ahead. Wish him the best!

But these are grown-ass men, I mean, these are seasoned professional skateboarders and that in itself can be intimidating for a young dude. I feel you need someone with a strong personality that is assertive and has the backbone to make an unpopular call if need be. Or that can pivot if you realize you made a shitty call, like that other dude did to joslin the other day.
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Post by: D10S on October 30, 2023, 03:16:47 PM
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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That kid was above average tho. Most of the time the ref doesn’t call anything

I have nothing agaiinst this young buck and I'm sure he tried his best. But why can't the Berricuda get SLS judges or something similar. Shit, I think even a guy like the dumb data dude would be an option.
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Post by: djoekr on October 30, 2023, 04:44:17 PM
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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To be fair that kid is fucked up good to the point he probably does nothing but skate (he's got back smith kickflip out locked... little shit even does it on kink rails) and watch skate videos and I don't think he was any worse than many of the adults have been. Some people just take it a lot more seriously than others.  I kinda wish theyd bring in total wildcards...imagine Neil Blender reffing a batb game. I'd actually pay to see that shit.
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No doubt lil dude is a ripper and has a bright future ahead. Wish him the best!

But these are grown-ass men, I mean, these are seasoned professional skateboarders and that in itself can be intimidating for a young dude. I feel you need someone with a strong personality that is assertive and has the backbone to make an unpopular call if need be. Or that can pivot if you realize you made a shitty call, like that other dude did to joslin the other day.

Should they exclusively use board-certified referees? It's just the Battle at the Berries.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SoundcloudBXM on October 30, 2023, 09:34:31 PM
They need to resurrect weckingball and have him be the permanent ref. Dude would have beat the shit out of Peterson for that toe drag last week
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on October 30, 2023, 11:02:11 PM
I mean i feel like being 40+ on a board itself is a weight in your shoes
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Post by: Steely Daniel on October 30, 2023, 11:45:47 PM
I mean i feel like being 40+ on a board itself is a weight in your shoes

Damn. It took long enough for someone to recognize the fact that gravity + age + hucking career = lead boots.

Not sure why they kept cutting to the kid without a mic but he did an acceptable job as a ref under pressure.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on October 31, 2023, 04:36:16 AM
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Damn. It took long enough for someone to recognize the fact that gravity + age + hucking career = lead boots.

Not sure why they kept cutting to the kid without a mic but he did an acceptable job as a ref under pressure.

I actually think it's kind cool how he's changed his style over the years. Obviously as you get older it gets harder to suck your legs up and jump high enough to let the board flip under you, so it seems like he's gotten really good at kinda just flinging shit shin high and flick/scooping it it really hard so the rotation is tight. Hes got that big flick energy.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: MrDuckey on November 01, 2023, 03:33:31 PM
In Zach Doelling's interview on his experience it sounds like they play round 1 and then try to piece the bracket together later based on what's convenient before making the bracket public. This is a true piece of shit competition with no competitive integrity
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 01, 2023, 04:27:21 PM
Chris Cole
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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To be fair that kid is fucked up good to the point he probably does nothing but skate (he's got back smith kickflip out locked... little shit even does it on kink rails) and watch skate videos and I don't think he was any worse than many of the adults have been. Some people just take it a lot more seriously than others.  I kinda wish theyd bring in total wildcards...imagine Neil Blender reffing a batb game. I'd actually pay to see that shit.

That kids the future of the top of skating.

Powell is lucky to have the kid. Hope they are paying him good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 01, 2023, 04:45:55 PM
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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That kid was above average tho. Most of the time the ref doesn’t call anything
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I have nothing agaiinst this young buck and I'm sure he tried his best. But why can't the Berricuda get SLS judges or something similar. Shit, I think even a guy like the dumb data dude would be an option.
Well sure if you just want Nyjah to win it

I’m kidding
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 01, 2023, 09:58:37 PM
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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That kid was above average tho. Most of the time the ref doesn’t call anything
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I have nothing agaiinst this young buck and I'm sure he tried his best. But why can't the Berricuda get SLS judges or something similar. Shit, I think even a guy like the dumb data dude would be an option.
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Well sure if you just want Nyjah to win it

I’m kidding

Kelly Hart doesn't deserve all the cake. If berries wants to survive it has to appeal to the next gen.

Not put old people into everything over and over and over.

I'm pretty sure all that matters is && Griffin Giger Cole and Luan come back next year. I bet those put up numbers in views.

Nick Bolts might be a good ref. His skating is proper af.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fs1/2cab on November 02, 2023, 04:34:14 AM
I find it pretty crazy that Cole can just casually do things like sw varial flip or sw laser flip, I can't imagine he grew up doing those tricks and learned them later in life. See ya next year Cody and I hope Cole wins this whole thing, would be cool. My homie is a big Cole fan so I am a bit biased here. I liked his shoes a lot when I was younger but I don't know if Fallen's are worth the money in 2023.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 03, 2023, 07:29:34 AM
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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That kid was above average tho. Most of the time the ref doesn’t call anything
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I have nothing agaiinst this young buck and I'm sure he tried his best. But why can't the Berricuda get SLS judges or something similar. Shit, I think even a guy like the dumb data dude would be an option.
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Well sure if you just want Nyjah to win it

I’m kidding
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Kelly Hart doesn't deserve all the cake. If berries wants to survive it has to appeal to the next gen.

Not put old people into everything over and over and over.

I'm pretty sure all that matters is && Griffin Giger Cole and Luan come back next year. I bet those put up numbers in views.

Nick Bolts might be a good ref. His skating is proper af.
Nick is rad, I agree hand the whistle to him.

You know who would be good? Jamie Thomas. That dude isn’t afraid to tell people to do their trick again.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 03, 2023, 09:35:04 AM
I remember the first time I saw Cole was his Digital part with Twisted Sister on the soundtrack. He seemed like a fun skater with a diverse bag of tricks. It's crazy to see him 20+ years later, with an enormous history of NBDs, and still doing the most advanced shit first try.

He HAS to win!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 03, 2023, 09:37:07 AM
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you're in the final stages of the competition, why would you have a fetus ref this?

13 games of skate and you still have not figured out how to judge these...
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That kid was above average tho. Most of the time the ref doesn’t call anything
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I have nothing agaiinst this young buck and I'm sure he tried his best. But why can't the Berricuda get SLS judges or something similar. Shit, I think even a guy like the dumb data dude would be an option.
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Well sure if you just want Nyjah to win it

I’m kidding
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Kelly Hart doesn't deserve all the cake. If berries wants to survive it has to appeal to the next gen.

Not put old people into everything over and over and over.

I'm pretty sure all that matters is && Griffin Giger Cole and Luan come back next year. I bet those put up numbers in views.

Nick Bolts might be a good ref. His skating is proper af.
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Nick is rad, I agree hand the whistle to him.

You know who would be good? Jamie Thomas. That dude isn’t afraid to tell people to do their trick again.

We might be there all day listen to our fathers and hail Marys from pissed off contestants
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 03, 2023, 09:53:19 AM
I remember the first time I saw Cole was his Digital part with Twisted Sister on the soundtrack. He seemed like a fun skater with a diverse bag of tricks. It's crazy to see him 20+ years later, with an enormous history of NBDs, and still doing the most advanced shit first try.

He HAS to win!

Chris Cole is amazing. I would love to see it because he's one of my absolute favorite skaters. Which is the opposite of how I felt when we was children.

I fell in to respect because he truly is a Diesel ass mofo. Almost all lifers deserve respect always.

Cole hasn't done anything foul enough to warrant an excommunicato. That's tough ass werk.

I been kicked out of everything forever. I don't even want back in. Well maybe to the pool hall.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on November 03, 2023, 10:35:51 AM
Cariama will likely give him a nice bonus to throw the match. Cole has been circus trick master since before his Jamie Thomas misfits makeover
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pops on November 03, 2023, 12:24:53 PM
I would love to see Cole in the finals or even take the whole thing. I was a big fan of him since his In Bloom part. Told my friend around that time Cole's gonna be one the best someday.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: GrayCellGreen on November 03, 2023, 12:57:12 PM
I would love to see Cole in the finals or even take the whole thing. I was a big fan of him since his In Bloom part. Told my friend around that time Cole's gonna be one the best someday.

His In Bloom part is one of my favorites of his. It was cool seeing seeing the hesh/fresh dichotomy play out in a single part.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 04, 2023, 03:31:50 AM
Warms my heart seeing all the Cobra love here
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pops on November 04, 2023, 04:01:50 AM
Warms my heart seeing all the Cobra love here

Somehow got to watch Videoradio last night and remembered that Cole was in it. He was killing it back then, too!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: breezy_again on November 04, 2023, 08:16:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUs8GTIkrjE&t=2s
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on November 04, 2023, 08:18:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUs8GTIkrjE

Nice to see Jamie picking up the rules and giving it back to Hong Kong. I'm not a fan of clown shit but Jamie kept it to a minimum. At the end of the day I'm glad another Cariuma skater is out.  8) I pray Jamie or Cole takes it this year. God forbid Tyler Cheaterson  :'(
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: who da thunk it on November 04, 2023, 08:27:35 AM
Without this platform for his flatground, Luan will have to film another sw tail/halfcab noseslide part to get any coverage in the coming months
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: dallou on November 04, 2023, 08:29:19 AM
trully felt like a pro vs joe game
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on November 04, 2023, 08:58:59 AM
Luan coming in with the bare minimum as usual
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on November 04, 2023, 09:39:52 AM
Another cariuma shill gone! Warms the heart.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: pops on November 04, 2023, 10:09:59 AM
I hope Cole vs Griffin finals.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 04, 2023, 10:21:38 AM
I think Luan is skating a Sorry board. I wonder if it's old or he's pre apologizing for throwing the match
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coldpizza on November 04, 2023, 10:42:57 AM
Sounds like a gunshot when Luan lands.
He so damn good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: jgonzalez on November 04, 2023, 10:59:35 AM
Accurate metaphor for the state of skateboarding today. Bullshit gimmicks prevail over solid proper skateboarding.

SLAP is now team cobra? 41 years old but still has that bite.

Battle of the South American shoe companies.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: somedudefromnj on November 04, 2023, 11:58:21 AM
Accurate metaphor for the state of skateboarding today. Bullshit gimmicks prevail over solid proper skateboarding.

SLAP is now team cobra? 41 years old but still has that bite.

Battle of the South American shoe companies.

always feel weird when I think like this, but watching this game the skill is night and day

Luan is so proper that I have no interest in seeing another Griffin match

Last good match IMO was Malto vs Pudwill
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 04, 2023, 12:55:45 PM
That was a disappointment
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on November 04, 2023, 01:21:06 PM
What an embarrassment. We can only hope luan got paid extra just to play that guy
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fakie nollie on November 04, 2023, 01:22:59 PM
Accurate metaphor for the state of skateboarding today. Bullshit gimmicks prevail over solid proper skateboarding.

SLAP is now team cobra? 41 years old but still has that bite.

Battle of the South American shoe companies.

I wonder how the CIA can fix this blunder
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on November 04, 2023, 02:46:17 PM
Part of the berrics rule “ no doing slides if your opponent pops the trick”

In case you are not aware of it, Luan popped his switch tre on offense. Jamie didn’t pop his for his defense and the judge didn’t say anything
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: roba on November 04, 2023, 03:20:48 PM
Part of the berrics rule “ no doing slides if your opponent pops the trick”

In case you are not aware of it, Luan popped his switch tre on offense. Jamie didn’t pop his for his defense and the judge didn’t say anything

did it slide on the ground though
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Coastal Fever on November 04, 2023, 03:31:18 PM
I hope Jamie wins it again, continues to not get any good sponsors, and gives up on pro skating before the next BATB.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on November 04, 2023, 05:01:36 PM
man luan fell off hard in terms of career. At least there is BDK footage.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: j....soy..... on November 04, 2023, 05:15:03 PM
that's about as honourable as it gets in 2023, Luan had a couple chances and he didn't get his tricks, Jamie did a few normal tricks before it got weird, and I think Luan played his game vs. picking stuff he knew Jamie couldn't.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 04, 2023, 06:03:44 PM
You see that half cab flip.

Luan is the Teflon Don. I still wanna know if it's true that he did poop into a team mates pillow case on tour.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 04, 2023, 07:24:07 PM
Decent game. In the end, Nike won against Cariuma, and yet it didn't feel that way somehow... what has our world come to?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 04, 2023, 07:27:04 PM
Decent game. In the end, Nike won against Cariuma, and yet it didn't feel that way somehow... what has our world come to?
I thought it was the other way around.

But as long as Cole wins, that's all i care about.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on November 04, 2023, 07:41:24 PM
Decent game. In the end, Nike won against Cariuma, and yet it didn't feel that way somehow... what has our world come to?

Is Griffin flow for Nike SB or does he just get a shop hook up? Surprised Cariuma hasn’t picked him up yet, they had to of sent him an offer.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 04, 2023, 08:46:44 PM
Yeah if you'd asked me to name the Cariuma riders in BATB Griffin would've been my first pick. Surprised he's not on
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on November 05, 2023, 01:00:52 AM
Luans skating is so intense, I got scared of him and almost peed myself watching it, even from a safe distance of 1000 of miles away and from the future.
Did he fall in a bowl of coke as a child or what’s going on with this dude…
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: mtvic on November 05, 2023, 01:04:25 AM
Griffin ruined the batb for me. He is similar to Jake Paul and professional boxing, out of his league and delusional due to social media. The pros vs joes was great, one time. None of them should have been invited back without being a real pro, which none of them ever really did. Now these games are just boring.

Next batb: Battle of the decades: teens vs teens, 20s vs 20s, 30 vs 30, 40 vs 40.
Make it fun again.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 05, 2023, 01:56:20 AM
Griffin ruined the batb for me. He is similar to Jake Paul and professional boxing, out of his league and delusional due to social media. The pros vs joes was great, one time. None of them should have been invited back without being a real pro, which none of them ever really did. Now these games are just boring.

Next batb: Battle of the decades: teens vs teens, 20s vs 20s, 30 vs 30, 40 vs 40.
Make it fun again.

Griffin Gass is a real pro now, which is prob why he wasn't invited back
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on November 05, 2023, 03:10:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUs8GTIkrjE

Nice to see Jamie picking up the rules and giving it back to Hong Kong. I'm not a fan of clown shit but Jamie kept it to a minimum. At the end of the day I'm glad another Cariuma skater is out.  8) I pray Jamie or Cole takes it this year. God forbid Tyler Cheaterson  :'(

Dude, no. Jamie is a circus skater.
- pressure flip (second trick)
- 540 shuv
- Heelflip body varial
- Double heel
- Back biggerspin (540 Shuv bs180)
- Lazer flip
- Nollie front foot impossible bs whatever.

Not hating, just saying.

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Part of the berrics rule “ no doing slides if your opponent pops the trick”

In case you are not aware of it, Luan popped his switch tre on offense. Jamie didn’t pop his for his defense and the judge didn’t say anything
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did it slide on the ground though

no pop, but it did bounce. It's good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: QixHexagon on November 05, 2023, 04:48:04 AM
Is it me or Luan's board seem very small compared to his height and shoes size? Also, he lost a ton of pop apparently. Time forgives no one...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on November 05, 2023, 05:30:09 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUs8GTIkrjE

Nice to see Jamie picking up the rules and giving it back to Hong Kong. I'm not a fan of clown shit but Jamie kept it to a minimum. At the end of the day I'm glad another Cariuma skater is out.  8) I pray Jamie or Cole takes it this year. God forbid Tyler Cheaterson  :'(
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Dude, no. Jamie is a circus skater.
- pressure flip (second trick)
- 540 shuv
- Heelflip body varial
- Double heel
- Back biggerspin (540 Shuv bs180)
- Lazer flip
- Nollie front foot impossible bs whatever.

Not hating, just saying.

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Part of the berrics rule “ no doing slides if your opponent pops the trick”

In case you are not aware of it, Luan popped his switch tre on offense. Jamie didn’t pop his for his defense and the judge didn’t say anything
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did it slide on the ground though
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no pop, but it did bounce. It's good.

These aren’t real circus tricks imo (except the last one).
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: who da thunk it on November 05, 2023, 05:43:52 AM
A pressure flip and a laser flip are especially not circus tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burner on November 05, 2023, 08:15:21 AM
A pressure flip and a laser flip are especially not circus tricks

If you're doing a pressure flip as your second trick on offence, and busting out a Lazar flip before even doing a switch flip, you're a clown.
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Post by: Coastal Fever on November 05, 2023, 08:21:36 AM
A pressure flip and a laser flip are especially not circus tricks

They are if you have an ounce of self respect.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on November 05, 2023, 09:24:45 AM
I guess we need a user manual for games of skate then. Or a list which trick has to be done after which trick. Make skateboarding like painting by numbers.

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on November 05, 2023, 10:00:09 AM
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A pressure flip and a laser flip are especially not circus tricks
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If you're doing a pressure flip as your second trick on offence, and busting out a Lazar flip before even doing a switch flip, you're a clown.
I go war to kill, not to look other peoples weapons
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on November 05, 2023, 10:02:00 AM
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Is Griffin flow for Nike SB or does he just get a shop hook up? Surprised Cariuma hasn’t picked him up yet, they had to of sent him an offer.

I think he skates whatever shoes he gets. Cariuma did hook him up for a little bit and a few games the last BATB but he never wore them consistently.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: mtvic on November 05, 2023, 12:26:30 PM
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Griffin ruined the batb for me. He is similar to Jake Paul and professional boxing, out of his league and delusional due to social media. The pros vs joes was great, one time. None of them should have been invited back without being a real pro, which none of them ever really did. Now these games are just boring.

Next batb: Battle of the decades: teens vs teens, 20s vs 20s, 30 vs 30, 40 vs 40.
Make it fun again.
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Griffin Gass is a real pro now, which is prob why he wasn't invited back

Oh shit. You are 100 percent correct. The only real pro out of that crew. He rips too. Sorry Griffin.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Logic on November 05, 2023, 12:55:48 PM
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If you're doing a pressure flip as your second trick on offence, and busting out a Lazar flip before even doing a switch flip, you're a clown.

Agreed. To add to this, it's pretty clear he's just throwing 1 - 2 easy tricks in-between those difficult ones as to not receive flack for going straight for the throat.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: prisoner223 on November 05, 2023, 03:26:16 PM
I feel like I'm beating a dead horse saying this but there should be some counter measures for circus tricks. They say "no Malto manual shit" at the start of every game while tricks that are worse/dumber are fine :///
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 05, 2023, 03:43:01 PM
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Is Griffin flow for Nike SB or does he just get a shop hook up? Surprised Cariuma hasn’t picked him up yet, they had to of sent him an offer.

I'm sure he said no. I would have. Money isn't worth porking your legacy over day one.

I wouldn't hold it against him if he did. But I believe if you wouldn't rock then you shouldn't bland.

I could see him in fallen if he YouTubered more and went 20% more goth less flavor country with pop king.

Who knows maybe Craig will give him shoes. It definitely fits his look. Frickin Lakai is sick still in my opinion
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 06, 2023, 06:15:54 AM
Something is funny with Jamie’s 360 flip. Is it spinning in the other direction or sth? Bad description… it looks a bit like a Nate Sherwood 360 pressure flip.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TwisT on November 06, 2023, 06:22:49 AM
Is it me or Luan's board seem very small compared to his height and shoes size? Also, he lost a ton of pop apparently. Time forgives no one...

probably a smaller game of skate setup.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Kaezan on November 06, 2023, 06:59:17 AM
It's hilarious reading people giving Jamie shit for doing tricks the other guys can't do. It's a game of skate - that's the whole point. It's like when people get pissed off in baseball for the "unspoken rules"... it's so pathetic. It's not even like he was out there freestyle type tricks. It was just more complicated (HARDER TO DO) flip tricks.

Luan had a chance to win this a couple times and failed at his own tricks. That's his own fault, and this is coming from someone who actually wanted Luan to win.

Also -the last trick was a bit gimmicky, but honestly, I've seen a lot of the "proper" pros do some gimmicky shit for their final trick and no one bats an eye.



Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on November 06, 2023, 09:05:08 AM
Fun fact: With their whole „death blow“ stick the berries pushes circus tricks.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: AceBoogie on November 06, 2023, 09:33:21 AM
Griffin kid is beyond wack.
Skates at the speed of a fart.
His body looks like a malnourished medieval peasant fucked a praying mantis. Neck stickin out all fuckin goofy, lookin like hes lived in a basement whose ceilings were too low his whole life. Arms all bony and translucent, sticking out at odd angles that looks painful. Sickly lookin kid for sure.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on November 06, 2023, 10:25:40 AM
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Griffin ruined the batb for me. He is similar to Jake Paul and professional boxing, out of his league and delusional due to social media. The pros vs joes was great, one time. None of them should have been invited back without being a real pro, which none of them ever really did. Now these games are just boring.

Next batb: Battle of the decades: teens vs teens, 20s vs 20s, 30 vs 30, 40 vs 40.
Make it fun again.
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Griffin Gass is a real pro now, which is prob why he wasn't invited back
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Oh shit. You are 100 percent correct. The only real pro out of that crew. He rips too. Sorry Griffin.
Honorable mention to Tanner Lawler from Pros Vs Joe's who has been steady ripping and only getting better. Someone has his back tail 270 nose manual as their sig from his recent part. He could go pro with the right attention/ commitment if he desired it.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on November 06, 2023, 10:47:00 AM
Something is funny with Jamie’s 360 flip. Is it spinning in the other direction or sth? Bad description… it looks a bit like a Nate Sherwood 360 pressure flip.

I noticed that too, his back foot is almost at the center of his tail when he pops them. It rotates super uhhhh vertically if I’m seeing it right.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Hevonen on November 06, 2023, 12:24:01 PM
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Something is funny with Jamie’s 360 flip. Is it spinning in the other direction or sth? Bad description… it looks a bit like a Nate Sherwood 360 pressure flip.
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I noticed that too, his back foot is almost at the center of his tail when he pops them. It rotates super uhhhh vertically if I’m seeing it right.
Looks like a tech deck 3flip
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on November 06, 2023, 12:25:30 PM
It's hilarious reading people giving Jamie shit for doing tricks the other guys can't do. It's a game of skate - that's the whole point. It's like when people get pissed off in baseball for the "unspoken rules"... it's so pathetic. It's not even like he was out there freestyle type tricks. It was just more complicated (HARDER TO DO) flip tricks.

Luan had a chance to win this a couple times and failed at his own tricks. That's his own fault, and this is coming from someone who actually wanted Luan to win.

Also -the last trick was a bit gimmicky, but honestly, I've seen a lot of the "proper" pros do some gimmicky shit for their final trick and no one bats an eye.

You are missing the point

Doo doo YouTube skater vs one of the most proper flat ground skaters ever. Just a shame it’s necessary to degrade a legitimate professional all to promote some ugly shoes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on November 06, 2023, 01:51:00 PM
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It's hilarious reading people giving Jamie shit for doing tricks the other guys can't do. It's a game of skate - that's the whole point. It's like when people get pissed off in baseball for the "unspoken rules"... it's so pathetic. It's not even like he was out there freestyle type tricks. It was just more complicated (HARDER TO DO) flip tricks.

Luan had a chance to win this a couple times and failed at his own tricks. That's his own fault, and this is coming from someone who actually wanted Luan to win.

Also -the last trick was a bit gimmicky, but honestly, I've seen a lot of the "proper" pros do some gimmicky shit for their final trick and no one bats an eye.
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You are missing the point

Doo doo YouTube skater vs one of the most proper flat ground skaters ever. Just a shame it’s necessary to degrade a legitimate professional all to promote some ugly shoes

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Are you mixing things up?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Groondor the Orc on November 06, 2023, 02:02:00 PM
Every game of skate should start with ollie, nollie, fakie ollie, switch ollie, ollie Fs 180, ollie bs 180, nollie Fs 180, nollie bs 180, bs shove, fs shove, nollie fs shove, nollie bs shove, switch bs shove, switch fs shove, big spin, fs big spin, switch big spin, switch Fs big spin, 360 shove, fs 360 shove, switch 360 shove, switch Fs 360 shove, cab, nollie cab, fakie frontside 360, nollie bs 360, 360 ollie, fs 360 ollie, switch Fs 360 ollie, switch 360 ollie, then onto the 28 standard flips and ONLY THEN should any other trick be permitted.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on November 06, 2023, 03:07:54 PM
Every game of skate should start with ollie, nollie, fakie ollie, switch ollie, ollie Fs 180, ollie bs 180, nollie Fs 180, nollie bs 180, bs shove, fs shove, nollie fs shove, nollie bs shove, switch bs shove, switch fs shove, big spin, fs big spin, switch big spin, switch Fs big spin, 360 shove, fs 360 shove, switch 360 shove, switch Fs 360 shove, cab, nollie cab, fakie frontside 360, nollie bs 360, 360 ollie, fs 360 ollie, switch Fs 360 ollie, switch 360 ollie, then onto the 28 standard flips and ONLY THEN should any other trick be permitted.

Damn you must be a beast if switch back bigspins and switch back 3’s are your preliminaries
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Groondor the Orc on November 06, 2023, 03:11:55 PM
Damn you must be a beast if switch back bigspins and switch back 3’s are your preliminaries

You can’t do those? Ha lol those are basic
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on November 06, 2023, 03:37:21 PM
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Damn you must be a beast if switch back bigspins and switch back 3’s are your preliminaries
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You can’t do those? Ha lol those are basic
And so began what later came to be known as "the 2nd Great Hydrant Debacle" as claims were made and later left unsubstantiated.
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Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on November 07, 2023, 04:10:04 AM
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Damn you must be a beast if switch back bigspins and switch back 3’s are your preliminaries
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You can’t do those? Ha lol those are basic
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Before I hit the Post button, may I please be the 1st to say "Post a clip, fuccboi!"
Switch bs bigspins are pretty easy though, kind of easier than regular. BUT switch bs 360 is insanely hard for some reason that I don't really understand. Can't do those consistently. Probably one out of 20-30 if I tried. I think of it as a switch impossible and try to turn with it. Works regular
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: heinzketchup on November 07, 2023, 04:23:25 AM
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Damn you must be a beast if switch back bigspins and switch back 3’s are your preliminaries
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You can’t do those? Ha lol those are basic
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God, I really DO love this place!

Before I hit the Post button, may I please be the 1st to say "Post a clip, fuccboi!"
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Switch bs bigspins are pretty easy though, kind of easier than regular. BUT switch bs 360 is insanely hard for some reason that I don't really understand. Can't do those consistently. Probably one out of 20-30 if I tried. I think of it as a switch impossible and try to turn with it. Works regular

2nd to say: post a clip, fuccboi
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on November 07, 2023, 05:44:39 AM
I used to have switch 360 pop shuvs on lock

Man they used to hate playing game of skate with me
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on November 11, 2023, 03:27:04 PM
almost forgot the finals are tonight. live on the berries youtube at 7pm pst
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: kookdusoleil on November 11, 2023, 03:58:28 PM
almost forgot the finals are tonight. live on the berries youtube at 7pm pst

I’ll be at work and I still don’t see myself being bored enough to watch
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on November 11, 2023, 04:39:47 PM
Every game of skate should start with ollie, nollie, fakie ollie, switch ollie, ollie Fs 180, ollie bs 180, nollie Fs 180, nollie bs 180, bs shove, fs shove, nollie fs shove, nollie bs shove, switch bs shove, switch fs shove, big spin, fs big spin, switch big spin, switch Fs big spin, 360 shove, fs 360 shove, switch 360 shove, switch Fs 360 shove, cab, nollie cab, fakie frontside 360, nollie bs 360, 360 ollie, fs 360 ollie, switch Fs 360 ollie, switch 360 ollie, then onto the 28 standard flips and ONLY THEN should any other trick be permitted.
wrong. all of those AND their one foot variations, and THEN the one foot using the other foot. After that, you have to land crossfoot for every one of those. THEN the game officially begins.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on November 11, 2023, 06:39:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VQdPmHCziE
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ShyLow on November 11, 2023, 07:14:46 PM
Berrics are moving and Berra will be selling off pieces of the current park. Can't make it up.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Colin Robinson on November 11, 2023, 07:19:30 PM
I died laughing when Steve Berra began ranting about internet haters halfway through his introductory speech, and about pissed myself when he said “own a piece of history” and tried to sell crumbs of a curb. Xenu-damn fuck Borra.

Now the live stream is playing Rowley’s Staples center ledge video in its entirety.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Colt Cannon's Cargos on November 11, 2023, 07:25:54 PM
cringe
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Post by: another_old on November 11, 2023, 07:47:03 PM
Watching this live. This is rough. Extremely weird, not in a good way.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lifer on November 11, 2023, 07:48:58 PM
40 minutes for the first match to start...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ShyLow on November 11, 2023, 07:57:13 PM
Why is there no commentary? They aren't even announcing the tricks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on November 11, 2023, 08:00:57 PM
Disappointed if this bad Nick Holt mentality wins.. Too confident and too much in a bit of an arrogant way..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on November 11, 2023, 08:04:44 PM
literally one giant ad for the berries. 1 hour of ads for 4 minutes of skating so far.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Fongstarr. on November 11, 2023, 08:08:35 PM
Fight Companion going on with Gifted Hater. Pretty much your commentator that you were looking for.   

http://www.youtube.com/live/uKYy9h6dxwk?si=FvrlqgutGvjUqoKs
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on November 11, 2023, 08:21:11 PM
Obliged for Jamie Griffin to win back.. what talent and what audacity to have tried the Mike mo trick as the last trick while both were at T..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Colin Robinson on November 11, 2023, 08:22:12 PM
Jamie vs. Tyler was an insane round. I think Jamie wins this.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on November 11, 2023, 08:36:39 PM
all 3rd place battles should be on these mini boards
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on November 11, 2023, 08:38:30 PM
Really great to see some fun during these finals  :-*
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on November 11, 2023, 08:39:46 PM
That pink Tyrone Biggums X Barbie shirt was fucking unreal. Haven’t even watched the full thing yet and I know that was the best part of this shit
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Colin Robinson on November 11, 2023, 08:51:56 PM
Now for a monologue from Pharrell for some reason.

NERD was cool but that was 20+ years ago and he made trash music since then.

Nice to see Reemo was there.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on November 11, 2023, 08:57:07 PM
jamie gonna take it again...kid is just too good.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Xen on November 11, 2023, 09:04:33 PM
Easy win
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Post by: FrenchSkater on November 11, 2023, 09:05:58 PM
Totally deserved, the Rodney Mullen of our generation.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: another_old on November 11, 2023, 09:06:10 PM
I'll never forgive Jamie Griffin for making me root for Nick Holt.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Colin Robinson on November 11, 2023, 09:07:33 PM
Jamie fucking buried him.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 11, 2023, 09:10:47 PM
Withstanding that cut-throat barrage from Tyler Peterson and then finishing him off in a rather gentlemanly way, well done Jamie. Holt didn't stand a chance. Well-deserved champ.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: cilantro on November 11, 2023, 09:43:52 PM
Nick’s street footy still way better than Jamie’s but fun game to watch! So hyped for the homie to get 2nd place

Have seen Holt kill our local like y’all have no fucken idea. Also genuinely a sweet and cool ass dude. Riding his ass tonight cuz everyone here at home is proud
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ejazzle on November 11, 2023, 09:46:43 PM
Totally deserved, the Rodney Mullen of our generation.

SOTY
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on November 11, 2023, 09:59:42 PM
For the love of fuck please let this be the last one
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: companguero on November 11, 2023, 10:10:13 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ry1YPy9j/plz.png)

oof
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on November 11, 2023, 10:10:46 PM
i seriously could have sworn chris cole toe dragged on the switch heel for defense
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on November 11, 2023, 10:29:33 PM
Pretty bummed that Cole got skunked by Holt.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on November 11, 2023, 10:46:19 PM
Nick’s street footy still way better than Jamie’s but fun game to watch! So hyped for the homie to get 2nd place

Have seen Holt kill our local like y’all have no fucken idea. Also genuinely a sweet and cool ass dude. Riding his ass tonight cuz everyone here at home is proud
seems like the berries totally blackballed nick after pros vs joes, which is bs because he beat pj ladd and morgan smith. batb8 should have been his time to shine. these days each younger generation of skaters is orders of magnitude better than the last, so by that fact alone his chances of beating jamie were very slim. i say that really in a positive way for him. there really wasn't anything he could have done.

also agree cole was really off tonight. missed a bs flip, nollie 3 heel, rick flip, a bunch of stuff that's table stakes in a finals night.

i think after missing the hardflip cole said "i actually practiced that"...i swear hardflips are a gene, they're easy as fuck or you can be a two time SOTY, flip your board for decades and still not have them figured out.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: cilantro on November 11, 2023, 11:26:51 PM
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Nick’s street footy still way better than Jamie’s but fun game to watch! So hyped for the homie to get 2nd place

Have seen Holt kill our local like y’all have no fucken idea. Also genuinely a sweet and cool ass dude. Riding his ass tonight cuz everyone here at home is proud
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seems like the berries totally blackballed nick after pros vs joes, which is bs because he beat pj ladd and morgan smith. batb8 should have been his time to shine. these days each younger generation of skaters is orders of magnitude better than the last, so by that fact alone his chances of beating jamie were very slim. i say that really in a positive way for him. there really wasn't anything he could have done.

also agree cole was really off tonight. missed a bs flip, nollie 3 heel, rick flip, a bunch of stuff that's table stakes in a finals night.

i think after missing the hardflip cole said "i actually practiced that"...i swear hardflips are a gene, they're easy as fuck or you can be a two time SOTY, flip your board for decades and still not have them figured out.

The game with koston is local legend here. We all disagreed with the outcome and it was a huge reason why I avoided the berries and kinda had a distaste for Koston…
But you ask Nick and he’s got a positive view on it. Dude is just happy to skate.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: decoi1 on November 11, 2023, 11:38:23 PM
Cole of Zero. On Sk8mafia. Confirmed
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on November 12, 2023, 12:49:46 AM
Tyler Cheaterson should have redone a bunch of tricks like the fsbigspin and sw tre revert. Like what kind of shitty treatment was that? "I want to win." You're a fucking loser. He's probably crying with the goofy bleached hair ref while lubing up his backdoor for Berra to have his way with him.

Also, except for Kareeem, that crowd was whack. A bunch of obese people who seem to have never touched a skateboard.

So glad Griffin won, a humble guy who doesn't do a bunch of goofy faces and points both his hands at people in the middle of a contest. Props to him.

What's up with the fillers? Such weird ass vibes going on there.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: shouldn't on November 12, 2023, 01:04:47 AM
we all know what berra really meant when he said  the sk8mafia board was as big as one of cole’s feet…

also that girl praying and crying was ridiculous.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 12, 2023, 02:21:35 AM
The semis (the real finals) was actually kinda fun. There's a wrestling storyline there...Berra's chosen one going into weasel mode straight away with the double flip shenanigans, only stumbling at the last hurdle and giving the champ the opportunity to first check his chin with some basics before showing him who the ringleader of this circus is. Bonus points for going for Mike Mo stuff rather than his usual Merlin Twist™ finisher in front of the man himself. Gotta show some respect to the innovators yaknow?

Everything  before that and after Cole snapped that gorgeous dipped setup was pretty hard to watch. 20 minute Chicago commercial was the dumbest and most Berra thing imaginable.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on November 12, 2023, 02:50:24 AM
So we got

Chris Cole: the old man
Jamie: the foreigner
Peterson: the school shooter
Nick: the neo hipster

Quite a diverse Finals cast.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Crust on November 12, 2023, 02:58:53 AM
Great attempt by Tyler; looks like carefully selected those tricks. Probably would have took it if he stuck that fs nollie bigspin heel.

Nerves of steel by Jamie on defence. Impressive he didn't drop possession once. Amazing game, Jamie is something else.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: QixHexagon on November 12, 2023, 03:03:18 AM
Battle of the worst haircuts
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: stephop on November 12, 2023, 05:09:54 AM
The new PJ Ladd.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: KDP on November 12, 2023, 08:48:50 AM
The new PJ Ladd.

Nope.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: djoekr on November 12, 2023, 09:18:12 AM
Yo wtf why is Berra kissing little kids on a kiss cam. Also, why is there a fucking kiss cam?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on November 12, 2023, 09:19:44 AM
fake 7ales god was indeed a highlight

god bless gifted hater for the stream
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: tkp on November 12, 2023, 09:27:34 AM
at this point, some of these tricks make me i feel like i'm watching a yo-yo contest.

not saying the shit ain't impressive, or next level, but yea...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ish_wav on November 12, 2023, 09:30:08 AM
at this point, some of these tricks make me i feel like i'm watching a yo-yo contest.

not saying the shit ain't impressive, or next level, but yea...

There really weren’t any circus tricks done though. Just alot of double flips. I guess one could argue those and 540 shuv variations are circus tricks 
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on November 12, 2023, 11:51:47 AM
Surprised this wasn't streamed exclusively on Rumble. What was the lame prgram they did the last BATB on so no one actually watched the finals?

I don't mind Tyler Peterson. If he had real sponsors and came up any other way, I"d be fine watching him in these.

Wasn't Berra whining about no one taking BATB12 seriously and then Cole skates the mini board? Good for Cole for not caring but it was so embarrassing to watch everyone pretend to laugh along. And then being like "Oh yeah - just trade boards back and forth!" as if that's a genius idea or there aren't other boards in that fucking place.

Wonder if Jamie is going to try the impossible and pivot these back to back wins into a legit board sponsor since he left that brewery/board company.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lame_Nigga on November 12, 2023, 12:15:45 PM
I stopped watching once Griffin beat Peterson. I just can’t stand watching him and it was a forgone conclusion that he’d win.

Holt skunking Cole was unexpected. Maybe it’s time for Cole to bow out of these.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on November 12, 2023, 12:47:02 PM
well im gonna go out and a limb and say i found those three games to really entertaining, especially the semi between peterson and griffin. nice one, jamie.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 12, 2023, 12:48:19 PM
Something is funny with Jamie’s 360 flip. Is it spinning in the other direction or sth? Bad description… it looks a bit like a Nate Sherwood 360 pressure flip.

It's not far from how we did them in the Video days days.

Lots of flick less scoop. Boards was huge and I was tini. It's how it had to be done at first.

It's like a dublvee flip.

I used to tre fucked up so I could get on to shit. I fixed it when I moved to Boston the first time. I forget who but we spent a whole weekend trying to tre flip up bigger and bigger shit.

The last one I did that was huge and perfect was outside the music complex with a ton of friends in 2017.

They was backing me up for a benefit show at the DC in Cambridge. I love those guys. The Armpits (grind) are the realest of punks. I do love the homies forever and ever I miss them.

I miss being able to really pop the shit out of a tre flip.

Definitely need an 8" board and 5 less years to have that power.
Maybe on a mini ramp I could still rip one to fakie above coping.

I wanna try rn
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: grassblade on November 12, 2023, 03:31:39 PM
crazy you guys care about any of these dopes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 12, 2023, 04:02:15 PM
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Nick’s street footy still way better than Jamie’s but fun game to watch! So hyped for the homie to get 2nd place

Have seen Holt kill our local like y’all have no fucken idea. Also genuinely a sweet and cool ass dude. Riding his ass tonight cuz everyone here at home is proud
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seems like the berries totally blackballed nick after pros vs joes, which is bs because he beat pj ladd and morgan smith. batb8 should have been his time to shine. these days each younger generation of skaters is orders of magnitude better than the last, so by that fact alone his chances of beating jamie were very slim. i say that really in a positive way for him. there really wasn't anything he could have done.

also agree cole was really off tonight. missed a bs flip, nollie 3 heel, rick flip, a bunch of stuff that's table stakes in a finals night.

i think after missing the hardflip cole said "i actually practiced that"...i swear hardflips are a gene, they're easy as fuck or you can be a two time SOTY, flip your board for decades and still not have them figured out.
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The game with koston is local legend here. We all disagreed with the outcome and it was a huge reason why I avoided the berries and kinda had a distaste for Koston…
But you ask Nick and he’s got a positive view on it. Dude is just happy to skate.
Borra and Kevin Duffel didn't want Holt to advance any further in BATB7 because of his kinda boring personality, and basically did everything they could to keep him out. (A similar thing happened with Juan "Caballo" Escoto.) In every Berries staff meeting back then, borra would say "Nick Holt just sounds like a pussy's name." Such a fuckin weird thing for a middle aged man to say about a kid. This is back in 2014 so he could have been in his teens, probably.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Troubadour26 on November 12, 2023, 04:34:54 PM
bring back éS Game of Skate

this shit is horrible. I never wanna watch Nick Holt skate ever again
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: anthonym on November 12, 2023, 04:42:11 PM
Yo wtf why is Berra kissing little kids on a kiss cam. Also, why is there a fucking kiss cam?

That was his kid
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on November 12, 2023, 04:55:20 PM
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Yo wtf why is Berra kissing little kids on a kiss cam. Also, why is there a fucking kiss cam?
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That was his kid
Allowed.
Even if it is Borra.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mongo Lloyd on November 12, 2023, 05:11:15 PM
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Yo wtf why is Berra kissing little kids on a kiss cam. Also, why is there a fucking kiss cam?
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That was his kid
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Allowed.
Even if it is Borra.

Does Borra kiss his mother with that mouth?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on November 12, 2023, 05:31:48 PM
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Nick’s street footy still way better than Jamie’s but fun game to watch! So hyped for the homie to get 2nd place

Have seen Holt kill our local like y’all have no fucken idea. Also genuinely a sweet and cool ass dude. Riding his ass tonight cuz everyone here at home is proud
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seems like the berries totally blackballed nick after pros vs joes, which is bs because he beat pj ladd and morgan smith. batb8 should have been his time to shine. these days each younger generation of skaters is orders of magnitude better than the last, so by that fact alone his chances of beating jamie were very slim. i say that really in a positive way for him. there really wasn't anything he could have done.

also agree cole was really off tonight. missed a bs flip, nollie 3 heel, rick flip, a bunch of stuff that's table stakes in a finals night.

i think after missing the hardflip cole said "i actually practiced that"...i swear hardflips are a gene, they're easy as fuck or you can be a two time SOTY, flip your board for decades and still not have them figured out.
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The game with koston is local legend here. We all disagreed with the outcome and it was a huge reason why I avoided the berries and kinda had a distaste for Koston…
But you ask Nick and he’s got a positive view on it. Dude is just happy to skate.
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Borra and Kevin Duffel didn't want Holt to advance any further in BATB7 because of his kinda boring personality, and basically did everything they could to keep him out. (A similar thing happened with Juan "Caballo" Escoto.) In every Berries staff meeting back then, borra would say "Nick Holt just sounds like a pussy's name." Such a fuckin weird thing for a middle aged man to say about a kid. This is back in 2014 so he could have been in his teens, probably.

I remember one time overhearing borra watching some kid skate from the upstairs meeting room and saying “he’s pretty good but does gay no complys”
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: dallou on November 12, 2023, 05:52:43 PM
How many people here have worked or did some internship there ? curious

Also it has probably been posted somewhere here before but please share you berrics anecdotes
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Mongo Lloyd on November 12, 2023, 06:00:39 PM
Kinda rich Borra saying anyone sounds like a pussy when he cried over Riley’s dad smoking weed, and constantly has his panties wound up over internet comments.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: skating on November 12, 2023, 06:28:55 PM
Steve Berra can kiss my kid, dudes a rockstar!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: DarkPools on November 12, 2023, 08:40:04 PM
Battle of the worst haircuts

Was there even a bad hair cut there? Don't think so

Maybe Nick's but that's usually because locks on lighter skin people can look off to some people. But if not that, what are you basing bad haircuts on: personsl distaste for these skaters? Hahaha


Also, Chris skating the mini board during 3rd place battle was easily the most entertaining/funny part to enjoy from the finals.

Pj Ladd has won twice
Jamie Griffin has won twice, but is the first to do it back to back
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 12, 2023, 08:42:13 PM
Respect to Griffith

Tyler was like fuck what people think.
I'm mother fuckin Darth Vader baby! Look at my death blows bitch!
Whapow whapow. No turns for you son. Oops?!?!

Ah um ah ugggggn on second thought Sewa Don't Play That! Hit himself in the brain piece with the sock full of arcade coins.

Fuckin Griff was like you got egg on your face Anakin.

 I'm fuckin Corpse Grinder ing this shit to a jog.

Pounded that half stepping fool to dust.

Griff looking like he's got flypaper on the bottom of his shoes snatching the air balls up np.


https://youtu.be/R_OeJP5FMkk?si=vHOk6hvHG1hPPo0b
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: steele on November 12, 2023, 08:58:43 PM


Holt skunking Cole was unexpected. Maybe it’s time for Cole to bow out of these.

Lol he did make the top 4.

And the BATB needs all the actual legit pros they can get. Has any of the other 3 had a pro model deck in a skateshop before? The games used to be awesome as it was the best pros skating flatground, now it's the guys trying to be the best on flat.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Shortys Hardware on November 12, 2023, 09:23:32 PM
I am a amazed by BATB popularity on slap....almost 50 pages?


I don't think ive heard any mention BATB irl for like 10 plus years
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Fongstarr. on November 12, 2023, 09:24:07 PM
Nick is pro for Cody Mac’s company Snake Farm

https://www.instagram.com/p/CybeVKyuK_i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on November 12, 2023, 09:36:50 PM
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Battle of the worst haircuts
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Was there even a bad hair cut there? Don't think so

Maybe Nick's but that's usually because locks on lighter skin people can look off to some people. But if not that, what are you basing bad haircuts on: personsl distaste for these skaters? Hahaha


Also, Chris skating the mini board during 3rd place battle was easily the most entertaining/funny part to enjoy from the finals.

Pj Ladd has won twice
Jamie Griffin has won twice, but is the first to do it back to back

PJ won back to back.

Tyler's hair looked weird.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Eric Dolphy on November 12, 2023, 09:46:38 PM
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Battle of the worst haircuts
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Was there even a bad hair cut there? Don't think so

Maybe Nick's but that's usually because locks on lighter skin people can look off to some people. But if not that, what are you basing bad haircuts on: personsl distaste for these skaters? Hahaha


Also, Chris skating the mini board during 3rd place battle was easily the most entertaining/funny part to enjoy from the finals.

Pj Ladd has won twice
Jamie Griffin has won twice, but is the first to do it back to back
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PJ won back to back.

Tyler's hair looked weird.
Agreed. Gummo lookin azz
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on November 13, 2023, 02:33:51 AM
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Battle of the worst haircuts
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Was there even a bad hair cut there? Don't think so

Maybe Nick's but that's usually because locks on lighter skin people can look off to some people. But if not that, what are you basing bad haircuts on: personsl distaste for these skaters? Hahaha


Also, Chris skating the mini board during 3rd place battle was easily the most entertaining/funny part to enjoy from the finals.

Pj Ladd has won twice
Jamie Griffin has won twice, but is the first to do it back to back
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PJ won back to back.

Tyler's hair looked weird.
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Agreed. Gummo lookin azz

He's balding.

Why am I the only one who mentioned he should've re-do that fs bigspin and his whack sw tre revert? Berriuma riders definitely get a better treatment. I'm just glad Jamie won. The only one who wasn't so sure of himself and was just happy to be there. Yellow-fever Nick and Baldy kept throwing their hands at the crowd like goofballs.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Skatebeard on November 13, 2023, 03:36:22 AM
Say what you will about Jamie, seeing him knock Tyler out so comprehensively after all that showboating was a delight to behold.. i liked that he went back through all the basic tricks that Tyler skipped as well before sending him packing.

Watching the whole Cariuma seeding plan crumble for a second year in a row is just a joy.

Personally I like what Jamie has going on within his little (flat) corner of skating, would be good to see him get on Jart or something.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on November 13, 2023, 03:58:03 AM
Jamie Griffin is the James Joyce of flatground


'ate berra
'ate cariuma
'ate the berrics

luv flatground
luv ireland
luv jamie griffin

simple as


fake 7ales god was indeed a highlight

god bless gifted hater for the stream

Watched him as well though he so fucking annoying when keeps blabbing and not paying attention whilst the games are going on.


He's balding.

Why am I the only one who mentioned he should've re-do that fs bigspin and his whack sw tre revert? Berriuma riders definitely get a better treatment. I'm just glad Jamie won. The only one who wasn't so sure of himself and was just happy to be there. Yellow-fever Nick and Baldy kept throwing their hands at the crowd like goofballs.

There's no need to say that man, because it's redundant; 85% of skaters have yellow fever
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on November 13, 2023, 05:01:47 AM
I’ve always been a fan of Nick since his MAJER days and wanted him to win it from the get go so I didn’t pay much attention during his first game with Chris because I was invested a little bit, but during the game with Jamie and Tyler, and then Tyler and Cole’s sort of mess around game, all I could think about was how goddamn tight all of three of their trucks were. Then Nick comes in for the finals rolling around on these loosey goosey motherfuckers lol

Sorry, it was too hard to keep interest in the games so my mind wandered a lot.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on November 13, 2023, 06:18:19 AM
Say what you will about Jamie, seeing him knock Tyler out so comprehensively after all that showboating was a delight to behold.. i liked that he went back through all the basic tricks that Tyler skipped as well before sending him packing.

Watching the whole Cariuma seeding plan crumble for a second year in a row is just a joy.

Personally I like what Jamie has going on within his little (flat) corner of skating, would be good to see him get on Jart or something.

Yeah when you really look at how Jamie got to this win, it’s the hardest seeding ever I bet in one of these.
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Post by: WavyDavy on November 13, 2023, 09:02:22 AM
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Nick’s street footy still way better than Jamie’s but fun game to watch! So hyped for the homie to get 2nd place

Have seen Holt kill our local like y’all have no fucken idea. Also genuinely a sweet and cool ass dude. Riding his ass tonight cuz everyone here at home is proud
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seems like the berries totally blackballed nick after pros vs joes, which is bs because he beat pj ladd and morgan smith. batb8 should have been his time to shine. these days each younger generation of skaters is orders of magnitude better than the last, so by that fact alone his chances of beating jamie were very slim. i say that really in a positive way for him. there really wasn't anything he could have done.

also agree cole was really off tonight. missed a bs flip, nollie 3 heel, rick flip, a bunch of stuff that's table stakes in a finals night.

i think after missing the hardflip cole said "i actually practiced that"...i swear hardflips are a gene, they're easy as fuck or you can be a two time SOTY, flip your board for decades and still not have them figured out.
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The game with koston is local legend here. We all disagreed with the outcome and it was a huge reason why I avoided the berries and kinda had a distaste for Koston…
But you ask Nick and he’s got a positive view on it. Dude is just happy to skate.
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Borra and Kevin Duffel didn't want Holt to advance any further in BATB7 because of his kinda boring personality, and basically did everything they could to keep him out. (A similar thing happened with Juan "Caballo" Escoto.) In every Berries staff meeting back then, borra would say "Nick Holt just sounds like a pussy's name." Such a fuckin weird thing for a middle aged man to say about a kid. This is back in 2014 so he could have been in his teens, probably.

Wasn't this that guy form this battle of aberrica thing? He won by doing freestyle shitty pressure flips. I tried to find those batters but burra deleted all videos
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: work_lurker on November 13, 2023, 10:42:40 AM
The finals night livestream was one of the most cringe and discomforting things I've ever watched. No joke, Borra is seriously such an unbearable person to watch. Every time he opened his mouth, I wanted to sew my ears shut. He's like a 7-year old neighborhood bully, but his snips aren't funny, just weird coming from a 40-something year old man. "I'm not going to say any names, just initials....Ricky Glaser.."
C'mon dude, you corny as fuck.

Also, he was a fucking terrible referee! And making Chris Cole finish a game of skate on his (Borra's) son's mini board, while Tyler Peterson is doing shit on a normal bad was so wack. Mike Mo and CROB saying it was a nothing game got under Borra's skin too. Then Borra mentioned 3rd place mattered because of the prize money involved, I thought "why the fuck would they not let Chris set up a new board if there's money on the line?"

I'm so glad this train-wreck is finally coming to an end. Watching something you once enjoyed mutate into an entity beyond recognition, and completely decimate the fond memories you held of it, is just sad. Can't even say R.I.P, because there hasn't been any peace for awhile. Just complete destruction.

When life closes one door (to the Berrics), it opens another one (to a brighter future, and a better tomorrow)..
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on November 13, 2023, 11:08:23 AM
So it's RSVP Berries then, is it?

Rad.

Was the "death blow" (sponsored by Liquid Death, BTW) delivered by Griffin when he prevented Cumorama's chance at a top podium spot, thereby ensuring they withdraw funding from skateboarding portion of the marketing, effectively starving the Berries in the process, OR was it Pederson's inability to prevent Jamie from taking top honors that started the death spiral? 

Either way, I'd like to express some small amount of gratitude to them both for their mutually intertwined rolls in putting to rest an embarrassing, sputtering entity that seems to presently exist for the sole purpose of promoting Xenu shoes.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on November 13, 2023, 11:16:24 AM
Here’s a nice palette cleanser. Carroll vs Chad Tim Tim is great. Johnny Layton has the best switch tre ever.

https://youtu.be/L75EdIiDIXw?si=31JjbpFzoLtrofUf
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fineslime on November 13, 2023, 11:44:33 AM
Nick is pro for Cody Mac’s company Snake Farm

https://www.instagram.com/p/CybeVKyuK_i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

even when he doesn't have a toothpick in his mouth he looks like he has a toothpick in his mouth. that's the type of commitment to the bit that I can genuinely appreciate.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on November 13, 2023, 12:31:44 PM
which was worse? batb12 or batb13?
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Post by: dallou on November 13, 2023, 12:42:40 PM
13 at least 12 had some drama that it fun to follow, this year has been pretty boring for me.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WavyDavy on November 13, 2023, 01:36:42 PM

Also, he was a fucking terrible referee! And making Chris Cole finish a game of skate on his (Borra's) son's mini board, while Tyler Peterson is doing shit on a normal bad was so wack. Mike Mo and CROB saying it was a nothing game got under Borra's skin too. Then Borra mentioned 3rd place mattered because of the prize money involved, I thought "why the fuck would they not let Chris set up a new board if there's money on the line?"


Tyler could've at least offered his board or both should've used the mini board
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goodatmeth on November 13, 2023, 02:32:47 PM
I just hope BATB14 is mini boards only
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fakie nollie on November 13, 2023, 02:40:13 PM
It feels like a low hanging fruit for another TF or group to take this over and re-legitimize it with skaters who aren’t building bombs/ learning quadruple heel flips in a shed in the woods.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: MrDuckey on November 13, 2023, 02:41:14 PM
Nick is pro for Cody Mac’s company Snake Farm

https://www.instagram.com/p/CybeVKyuK_i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
These days it's too easy for anyone to make a deck and slap a name on it. These are the new ams. A professional is somebody paid by a company with at least a 20 year history OR started more recently by a legend that has the right to bestow such a status like P-Rod or Shane O'Neill.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: work_lurker on November 13, 2023, 05:20:33 PM
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Nick is pro for Cody Mac’s company Snake Farm

https://www.instagram.com/p/CybeVKyuK_i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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These days it's too easy for anyone to make a deck and slap a name on it. These are the new ams. A professional is somebody paid by a company with at least a 20 year history OR started more recently by a legend that has the right to bestow such a status like P-Rod or Shane O'Neill.

Good afternoon Mr. Duckey, I'm not a fan of Cody BigMac, but I can absolutely acknowledge he is really fucking good at skateboarding. When he nollie big-heeled Carlsbad gap he earned his staying power. He's not a legend in my book, but he probably is in a couple Texan's books. I guess what I'm trying to say is him starting a board company and turning people pro is warranted.

Now if Nick Holt started his own company, to turn himself pro (like Ninejah did with I&I lest we forget), then that would be straight unacceptable.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Southernmost on November 13, 2023, 05:29:04 PM
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Nick is pro for Cody Mac’s company Snake Farm

https://www.instagram.com/p/CybeVKyuK_i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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These days it's too easy for anyone to make a deck and slap a name on it. These are the new ams. A professional is somebody paid by a company with at least a 20 year history OR started more recently by a legend that has the right to bestow such a status like P-Rod or Shane O'Neill.
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Good afternoon Mr. Duckey, I'm not a fan of Cody BigMac, but I can absolutely acknowledge he is really fucking good at skateboarding. When he nollie big-heeled Carlsbad gap he earned his staying power. He's not a legend in my book, but he probably is in a couple Texan's books. I guess what I'm trying to say is him starting a board company and turning people pro is warranted.

Now if Nick Holt started his own company, to turn himself pro (like Ninejah did with I&I lest we forget), then that would be straight unacceptable.

Ok, not to come in and defend Nyjah (even though that’s what I’m doing) let’s not act like he wasn’t at a pro level already when I&I started. I also believe that was his dads move and not entirely his own. Look at us, lurking Slap on a Monday evening coming to defend Cody Mac and Nyjah.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on November 13, 2023, 05:48:10 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CybeVKyuK_i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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These days it's too easy for anyone to make a deck and slap a name on it. These are the new ams. A professional is somebody paid by a company with at least a 20 year history OR started more recently by a legend that has the right to bestow such a status like P-Rod or Shane O'Neill.
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Good afternoon Mr. Duckey, I'm not a fan of Cody BigMac, but I can absolutely acknowledge he is really fucking good at skateboarding. When he nollie big-heeled Carlsbad gap he earned his staying power. He's not a legend in my book, but he probably is in a couple Texan's books. I guess what I'm trying to say is him starting a board company and turning people pro is warranted.

Now if Nick Holt started his own company, to turn himself pro (like Ninejah did with I&I lest we forget), then that would be straight unacceptable.
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Ok, not to come in and defend Nyjah (even though that’s what I’m doing) let’s not act like he wasn’t at a pro level already when I&I started. I also believe that was his dads move and not entirely his own. Look at us, lurking Slap on a Monday evening coming to defend Cody Mac and Nyjah.
What even is SLAP anymore?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JM on November 13, 2023, 06:07:48 PM
Maybe it's just my computer.... but BATB 13  Three hour video is now Private.... I couldn't finish watching my favorite silky smooth talker on the mic :(  He should get into voice acting work.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on November 13, 2023, 07:15:43 PM
This thread got me thinking.
Quick question: in the end of the reading of the BATB rules, they always say, “Let’s keep it lean…”  what do we suppose that is intended to mean, precisely?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JM on November 13, 2023, 07:24:22 PM
This thread got me thinking.
Quick question: in the end of the reading of the BATB rules, they always say, “Let’s keep it lean…”  what do we suppose that is intended to mean, precisely?
It’s just rhyming with Mean….  And with Berra a film guy, it may very well be a quote from “Stripes”: “lean, mean, fighting machine” (or some other movie that originated that phrase)

Just my guess…
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: lamfordie on November 13, 2023, 09:25:12 PM
https://youtu.be/HeEjM_z9wHw?si=iOCw3ttkAwE34UjU
Berra really sucks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on November 13, 2023, 09:30:56 PM
It feels like a low hanging fruit for another TF or group to take this over and re-legitimize it with skaters who aren’t building bombs/ learning quadruple heel flips in a shed in the woods.

Randomly calling the Irish guy a bomber?

He seems pretty chill to me
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Gab on November 13, 2023, 10:42:53 PM
This thread got me thinking.
Quick question: in the end of the reading of the BATB rules, they always say, “Let’s keep it lean…”  what do we suppose that is intended to mean, precisely?

Maybe just ‘quick’?
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Post by: JugeL on November 13, 2023, 11:05:58 PM
This thread got me thinking.
Quick question: in the end of the reading of the BATB rules, they always say, “Let’s keep it lean…”  what do we suppose that is intended to mean, precisely?
Berrics on sizzurp confirmed
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 13, 2023, 11:10:42 PM
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Quick question: in the end of the reading of the BATB rules, they always say, “Let’s keep it lean…”  what do we suppose that is intended to mean, precisely?
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Maybe just ‘quick’?

It means that if you don’t comply Xenu will have your  skinny ass for breakfast.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: ilchymis on November 13, 2023, 11:14:30 PM
The real Battle at the Berrics was the friends we made along the way.
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Post by: companguero on November 14, 2023, 02:27:35 AM
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It feels like a low hanging fruit for another TF or group to take this over and re-legitimize it with skaters who aren’t building bombs/ learning quadruple heel flips in a shed in the woods.
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Randomly calling the Irish guy a bomber?

He seems pretty chill to me

I think the reference was meant to be less "Ted/racism" and more "Newton/Year of Wonders"

Also, How long until Slides 'n' Grinds suffers the same fate?
Other than primos, caspers and darkslides where is the potential for circus ledge tricks and who's doing them?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on November 14, 2023, 03:13:30 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CybeVKyuK_i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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These days it's too easy for anyone to make a deck and slap a name on it. These are the new ams. A professional is somebody paid by a company with at least a 20 year history OR started more recently by a legend that has the right to bestow such a status like P-Rod or Shane O'Neill.
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Good afternoon Mr. Duckey, I'm not a fan of Cody BigMac, but I can absolutely acknowledge he is really fucking good at skateboarding. When he nollie big-heeled Carlsbad gap he earned his staying power. He's not a legend in my book, but he probably is in a couple Texan's books. I guess what I'm trying to say is him starting a board company and turning people pro is warranted.

Now if Nick Holt started his own company, to turn himself pro (like Ninejah did with I&I lest we forget), then that would be straight unacceptable.

Big spin Wallenberg was sick too.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on November 14, 2023, 03:46:31 AM
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It feels like a low hanging fruit for another TF or group to take this over and re-legitimize it with skaters who aren’t building bombs/ learning quadruple heel flips in a shed in the woods.
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Randomly calling the Irish guy a bomber?

He seems pretty chill to me
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I think the reference was meant to be less "Ted/racism" and more "Newton/Year of Wonders"

Also, How long until Slides 'n' Grinds suffers the same fate?
Other than primos, caspers and darkslides where is the potential for circus ledge tricks and who's doing them?

Could be a while since these are extremely fucking difficult. Safe for maybe one or two darkslides i don't youll see anyone pulling this off within a few tries.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Rasmus on November 14, 2023, 03:51:06 AM
Have you also sometimes wondered what it would be like, if we got two AIs that had been trained on the same data to discuss a subject?

The game between Jamie and Tyson felt a bit like that - Is there any flatground tricks any of them can't do?

It feels strange that I hate so much on them. It's not even like they have bad style - it just irritates me so much that BATB somehow went from having fun with a novelty game you use to pass time, when skating, to accidentally re-invent freestyle. I can't wrap my head around wanting to skate so flatground in such an elite way! Maybe it's because we didn't have a lot of spot, where I grew up, so anything besides flatground is what excites me. Or maybe it's just because skating is cooler, when it hits the streets...

I'm happy Cole came as far as he did. Has he always had such a low pop?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: WhoCareZ on November 14, 2023, 07:15:06 AM
https://youtu.be/HeEjM_z9wHw?si=iOCw3ttkAwE34UjU
Berra really sucks

Berra sucks almost as much as dumb data
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on November 14, 2023, 07:46:59 AM
I started a poll whether Nick Holt should've gotten a re-do or not. The awkward losers just stormed the floor when Borra tried to pause. https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=128460.0
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: lurkluke on November 14, 2023, 12:36:20 PM
I started a poll whether Nick Holt should've gotten a re-do or not. The awkward losers just stormed the floor when Borra tried to pause. https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=128460.0

cool bro
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: oyolar on November 14, 2023, 03:23:32 PM
I wouldn't have been mad if he had gotten a redo, but he also had major toe drag that stopped him and he lifted his foot off of his board to readjust and start barely rolling again. That seems like not a make.

I doubt people running out would have stopped Berra if he felt strongly about it
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Eric Dolphy on November 14, 2023, 03:59:42 PM
The highlight for me was this petty little clap from the girl in the beanie after Tyler’s fourth or fifth double flip
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Lol this crowd looks sooo enthused
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: munchbox on November 14, 2023, 04:21:11 PM
damn yall really be watching this huh
i spanked the fast forward button thru the whole event
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Eric Dolphy on November 14, 2023, 04:22:47 PM
damn yall really be watching this huh
i spanked the fast forward button thru the whole event
I watched the actual matches, ffwd thru everything else
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fakie nollie on November 14, 2023, 04:44:44 PM
https://youtu.be/HeEjM_z9wHw?si=iOCw3ttkAwE34UjU

I hate this place
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 14, 2023, 04:57:07 PM
I started a poll whether Nick Holt should've gotten a re-do or not. The awkward losers just stormed the floor when Borra tried to pause. https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=128460.0

Yeah. That shit always happens tho doesn't it?

It was a redo obviously. Those kids are invested in having Griff win. Because they think it's against "the Bera plan"

Which is lame.

Nick is YouTube Royalty.

Everyone in YouTube land is coping the majer crews content design more or less. Arnettes friends should respect.

Nick is owed.

That Brian Arnette kids FRIENDS should pay. Give him a gift certificate to Sheffs Jewelery Spot. Didn't they notice Nick's old lady's stressful faces during the match?

There's no way this isn't going to come up again and again till next spring.

So wack bruh. So wack. 

ELO is bullshit now because Dumb Data didn't factor in Arnette and his knitting circle or park rats.

Someone should run those numbers again anyway because I swear I heard Dumbass data say. Griffin over PJ which is chemically impossible in anything skate related.

Leave it to the math club to be so obtuse.


His fuckin story is top fuckin shelf tho. Way cooler than any park rats in lala land


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i spanked the fast forward button thru the whole event
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I watched the actual matches, ffwd thru everything else

Is there any other way?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: work_lurker on November 14, 2023, 05:38:47 PM
The highlight for me was this petty little clap from the girl in the beanie after Tyler’s fourth or fifth double flip
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Lol this crowd looks sooo enthused

There was a $100 entry fee just to watch 30 minutes of flatground skating from a couple of dorks. This is about peak enthusiasm considering that.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 14, 2023, 05:41:43 PM
My apologies to the Arnette kid. He's innocent lol.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on November 15, 2023, 01:16:37 AM
$100 entry fee? That’s crazy. I wonder which bank they owe money too
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: let’s go home on November 15, 2023, 02:02:02 AM
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The highlight for me was this petty little clap from the girl in the beanie after Tyler’s fourth or fifth double flip
(https://i.ibb.co/WtnPtSW/9-AA0-DB31-9-DD8-4-BB5-B7-DF-8-CEF4-B14-ED96.gif) (https://imgbb.com/)
(https://i.ibb.co/Wz7vM2J/E113-A624-15-F0-4-E95-BD95-CA3101-CE54-EE.gif) (https://imgbb.com/)
Lol this crowd looks sooo enthused
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There was a $100 entry fee just to watch 30 minutes of flatground skating from a couple of dorks. This is about peak enthusiasm considering that.

I wondered if there’s anything else besides a couple games of skate. A best trick contest would be nice. Video premiere? Stand-up act or drama show? Live music?
Nah don’t think so.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: roba on November 15, 2023, 03:55:17 AM
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The highlight for me was this petty little clap from the girl in the beanie after Tyler’s fourth or fifth double flip

Lol this crowd looks sooo enthused
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There was a $100 entry fee just to watch 30 minutes of flatground skating from a couple of dorks. This is about peak enthusiasm considering that.
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I wondered if there’s anything else besides a couple games of skate. A best trick contest would be nice. Video premiere? Stand-up act or drama show? Live music?
Nah don’t think so.

a berra speech is always somewhat comedic
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Yonnycage on November 15, 2023, 04:47:18 AM
They coulda hired Mikey Alfred to plan the whole thing, I hear he knows a couple magicians
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bohemian on November 15, 2023, 07:27:54 AM
fuck a redo, dude planted his whole foot down. why is this even a question. jamie won get over it american fucks.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: MrDuckey on November 15, 2023, 10:06:16 AM
fuck a redo, dude planted his whole foot down. why is this even a question. jamie won get over it american fucks.
Yup. Berra was being a horrible ref all day so it was time for the people to step in. Berra is like a soccer ref. He wants to be the main event of the game even though nobody came to see him
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on November 15, 2023, 11:20:38 AM
berrics is a shadow of former self
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: versacekid420 on November 15, 2023, 11:23:56 AM
$100 entry fee? That’s crazy. I wonder which bank they owe money too
the jeweler who made the rings 😭😭😭
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: burntout on November 15, 2023, 11:43:28 AM
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the jeweler who made the rings 😭😭😭
$100 fucking dollars?!
i'd much rather spend it else where on something more useful
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: versacekid420 on November 15, 2023, 11:54:09 AM
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the jeweler who made the rings 😭😭😭
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$100 fucking dollars?!
i'd much rather spend it else where on something more useful
might be able to buy one of those chunks of concrete from the berrics with that
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: work_lurker on November 15, 2023, 11:54:11 AM
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the jeweler who made the rings 😭😭😭
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$100 fucking dollars?!
i'd much rather spend it else where on something more useful

Yeah, especially since the Berrics is in fucking L.A where there are hundreds of amazing skateparks, with amazing skaters doing amazing tricks, that you can just walk up on and watch for free.

You could give $100 to a homeless person to take a shit on Borra's car. That sounds like a better time than watching BATB 13 finals.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: merrystem on November 15, 2023, 07:44:54 PM
Did anyone else notice the contradiction in Tyler's pre game interview and his match? He was talking about not practicing and just wanting to have a "classic BATB game of skate", then proceeded to jump straight into all the double flip known to man kind. Then with poetic justice, he misses his last trick and Jamie runs him through all the basics before taking him out
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: JugeL on November 15, 2023, 10:06:30 PM
$100 entry fee? That’s crazy. I wonder which bank they owe money too
Maybe the tickets are luxury and proceeds go to help women and children in Afghanistan. Maybe even plant two trees per ticket also
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on November 16, 2023, 04:58:31 AM
Did anyone else notice the contradiction in Tyler's pre game interview and his match? He was talking about not practicing and just wanting to have a "classic BATB game of skate", then proceeded to jump straight into all the double flip known to man kind. Then with poetic justice, he misses his last trick and Jamie runs him through all the basics before taking him out

Because he's a fucking cheater. He screwed Joslin over and should've re done a bunch of tricks. Karma smacked him across the face.

Will there even be a batb 14?
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: double fakie ollie grind on November 16, 2023, 11:02:15 AM
I just watched the Peterson Griffin match and I just wanted to come here to say that pressure heelflip body varial is the absolute worst flatground trick I have ever seen in my life. Below the dungeon tier. Glad dude lost
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 16, 2023, 11:18:41 AM
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the jeweler who made the rings 😭😭😭
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$100 fucking dollars?!
i'd much rather spend it else where on something more useful
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might be able to buy one of those chunks of concrete from the berrics with that

What? They selling pieces of the park like the Berlin Wall?

Fuckin Kalis knows where to get real skatebloarding history. Mofos should talk to him probably if they want to buy rocks
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on November 16, 2023, 11:26:33 AM
I just watched the Peterson Griffin match and I just wanted to come here to say that pressure heelflip body varial is the absolute worst flatground trick I have ever seen in my life. Below the dungeon tier. Glad dude lost

Yeah that's a bad one. I can do them pretty decent too.

It reminds me of straight no comp body. Feels cool but it almost never looks good unless you ad a late 180.

Then it looks good to me.

I guess those two tricks would be called something like

Pressure anti big flip. (His plus 80)

No comply anti big spin. (Mine. I'm going to name it rn.

The Sad Tomatoes.

Nocomply Anti big spin is now called

The Sad Tomato. Tell your homies.


I'm going to go do one of
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on November 17, 2023, 07:14:37 AM
Tyler Peterson has a kind of evil henchman steeze, I could sorta see him having a section to Flight of the Valkyries, or maybe the Storm Trooper theme
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: bombsquid on November 17, 2023, 08:05:26 AM
BATB needs some storyline and characters just like wrestling. Tyler Peterson is the Arch Enemy and Jonny Giger is the Evil Professor the other skaters gotta overcome.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: IBSflippedeltoro on November 17, 2023, 10:03:49 AM
You got it all it all mixed up man. Jonny Giger is the miserable clown that get drunk after a circus sesh. Tyler Cheaterson is the woman who's willing to suck cock for influence. Steve Berra is the main villain who recruit Cheaterson in exchange for BJs and exclusive anal penetration. Jamie Griffin is Rambo who got everyone against him but still smokes 'em all.  8)
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: somedudefromnj on November 18, 2023, 12:08:56 AM
I stopped watching once Griffin beat Peterson. I just can’t stand watching him and it was a forgone conclusion that he’d win.

Holt skunking Cole was unexpected. Maybe it’s time for Cole to bow out of these.

Same. Peterson almost had him, and honestly it looked like he got a little too excited

at this point, some of these tricks make me i feel like i'm watching a yo-yo contest.

not saying the shit ain't impressive, or next level, but yea...

Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Gab on November 18, 2023, 01:19:33 AM
Man between $100 entry fees, selling parts of the ground, and sponsorship/advertising, they made bank of this. I predict they won’t get a new location, keep the website up and maybe host the next batb from an undisclosed location, if they even continue it. I think Berra can’t keep it up for much longer and knows everyone is seeing through him and his plan of favoring Cariuma riders. It would benefit everyone if he took the money and ran, which I could totally see him doing. They don’t need a physical berrics location to keep it going, but honestly I hope they just dead the whole thing.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 18, 2023, 05:57:12 AM
Are they trying to move to a new location? I figured they're just changing the park layout. Hasn't it been largely the same since they moved in
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 19, 2023, 09:48:56 AM
Man between $100 entry fees, selling parts of the ground, and sponsorship/advertising, they made bank of this. I predict they won’t get a new location, keep the website up and maybe host the next batb from an undisclosed location, if they even continue it. I think Berra can’t keep it up for much longer and knows everyone is seeing through him and his plan of favoring Cariuma riders. It would benefit everyone if he took the money and ran, which I could totally see him doing. They don’t need a physical berrics location to keep it going, but honestly I hope they just dead the whole thing.
They used to invite between 800-1100 people in an email blast FOR FREE, with 3 food trucks (In-n-Out, Wahoos, Pizzanista, etc), a fancy dessert buffet upstairs in the lounge, a DJ, Jim Thiebaud and Deluxe would roll through and give out free product (custom shirts for their Spitfire, Thunder, etc riders in the Finals), photo booth, free product kiosks for other brands, special guests on the mic (not just people who bought a bunch of BATB decks to get a golden ticket), just an endless parade of fun. Now it doesn't seem like anyone aside from "Gel Blaster" and Cariuma are willing to support this crap.

And they're promising a golden ticket to BATB 14 on the ABD collectibles site. Ridiculous… just end it already.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: theextrabanana on November 19, 2023, 02:09:37 PM
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Man between $100 entry fees, selling parts of the ground, and sponsorship/advertising, they made bank of this. I predict they won’t get a new location, keep the website up and maybe host the next batb from an undisclosed location, if they even continue it. I think Berra can’t keep it up for much longer and knows everyone is seeing through him and his plan of favoring Cariuma riders. It would benefit everyone if he took the money and ran, which I could totally see him doing. They don’t need a physical berrics location to keep it going, but honestly I hope they just dead the whole thing.
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They used to invite between 800-1100 people in an email blast FOR FREE, with 3 food trucks (In-n-Out, Wahoos, Pizzanista, etc), a fancy dessert buffet upstairs in the lounge, a DJ, Jim Thiebaud and Deluxe would roll through and give out free product (custom shirts for their Spitfire, Thunder, etc riders in the Finals), photo booth, free product kiosks for other brands, special guests on the mic (not just people who bought a bunch of BATB decks to get a golden ticket), just an endless parade of fun. Now it doesn't seem like anyone aside from "Gel Blaster" and Cariuma are willing to support this crap.

And they're promising a golden ticket to BATB 14 on the ABD collectibles site. Ridiculous… just end it already.

“The beatings will continue until morale improves”

         - SB
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: TheDingus on November 19, 2023, 02:47:50 PM
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Man between $100 entry fees, selling parts of the ground, and sponsorship/advertising, they made bank of this. I predict they won’t get a new location, keep the website up and maybe host the next batb from an undisclosed location, if they even continue it. I think Berra can’t keep it up for much longer and knows everyone is seeing through him and his plan of favoring Cariuma riders. It would benefit everyone if he took the money and ran, which I could totally see him doing. They don’t need a physical berrics location to keep it going, but honestly I hope they just dead the whole thing.
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They used to invite between 800-1100 people in an email blast FOR FREE, with 3 food trucks (In-n-Out, Wahoos, Pizzanista, etc), a fancy dessert buffet upstairs in the lounge, a DJ, Jim Thiebaud and Deluxe would roll through and give out free product (custom shirts for their Spitfire, Thunder, etc riders in the Finals), photo booth, free product kiosks for other brands, special guests on the mic (not just people who bought a bunch of BATB decks to get a golden ticket), just an endless parade of fun. Now it doesn't seem like anyone aside from "Gel Blaster" and Cariuma are willing to support this crap.

And they're promising a golden ticket to BATB 14 on the ABD collectibles site. Ridiculous… just end it already.


Remember how fun it was to work the batb? It was the one time every year I was excited about working there. But yeah end that crap now.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: fineslime on November 19, 2023, 05:50:22 PM
Man between $100 entry fees, selling parts of the ground, and sponsorship/advertising, they made bank of this. I predict they won’t get a new location, keep the website up and maybe host the next batb from an undisclosed location, if they even continue it. I think Berra can’t keep it up for much longer and knows everyone is seeing through him and his plan of favoring Cariuma riders. It would benefit everyone if he took the money and ran, which I could totally see him doing. They don’t need a physical berrics location to keep it going, but honestly I hope they just dead the whole thing.

if they don't get a new location/ park, how will they continue being a business? their whole thing is based around being a skatepark. if they don't build a new park I don't see how they don't completely go out of business.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Lou Strux on November 20, 2023, 08:06:17 AM
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Man between $100 entry fees, selling parts of the ground, and sponsorship/advertising, they made bank of this. I predict they won’t get a new location, keep the website up and maybe host the next batb from an undisclosed location, if they even continue it. I think Berra can’t keep it up for much longer and knows everyone is seeing through him and his plan of favoring Cariuma riders. It would benefit everyone if he took the money and ran, which I could totally see him doing. They don’t need a physical berrics location to keep it going, but honestly I hope they just dead the whole thing.
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if they don't get a new location/ park, how will they continue being a business? their whole thing is based around being a skatepark. if they don't build a new park I don't see how they don't completely go out of business.
Hoping BOTH of you turn out to be correct.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: KGB on November 20, 2023, 10:00:09 AM
I’m just glad the nine club finally admitted this is rigged!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: jgonzalez on November 20, 2023, 11:54:05 AM
Is there an edited version of the final battles or just the 2 hour plus video. Been waiting.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: dallou on November 20, 2023, 01:01:03 PM
There is on the berrics channel
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: work_lurker on November 20, 2023, 01:41:25 PM
I’m just glad the nine club finally admitted this is rigged!

Damn, this is the comment that got KGB banned? How long is the reach of Scientology?!
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: FrenchSkater on December 15, 2023, 04:34:36 AM
Damn, have you noticed Jamie's absence for almost a month ? Almost no stories and no more Instagram posts..

He had also recently left hop king, maybe he no longer wants to put himself on the front of the stage and skate for him ?

Since the BATB final, nothing..  :(
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Skatebeard on December 15, 2023, 05:12:42 AM
Damn, have you noticed Jamie's absence for almost a month ? Almost no stories and no more Instagram posts..

He had also recently left hop king, maybe he no longer wants to put himself on the front of the stage and skate for him ?

Since the BATB final, nothing..  :(

Moved back to his parents place in Ireland to sort his head out a bit I think. Fair play to him....from what I heard via friends of friends, he was getting sucked into a bit of a party lifestyle in London and struggling with mental health etc.

If you see this dude, keep your chin up.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 15, 2023, 07:25:23 AM
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Damn, have you noticed Jamie's absence for almost a month ? Almost no stories and no more Instagram posts..

He had also recently left hop king, maybe he no longer wants to put himself on the front of the stage and skate for him ?

Since the BATB final, nothing..  :(
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Moved back to his parents place in Ireland to sort his head out a bit I think. Fair play to him....from what I heard via friends of friends, he was getting sucked into a bit of a party lifestyle in London and struggling with mental health etc.

If you see this dude, keep your chin up.
That sounds like a good move. It takes a lot of self-awareness to pull back like that.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Banned from the room on December 15, 2023, 10:10:01 AM
We need to get a core pal in next year. Some terminally online g.

Subvert fer real. Ask Berra the only question that matters right in the middle of finals.

What would you rather Bora? Now do a fuckin backside flip for the pals.
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Abyss1 on December 15, 2023, 10:39:08 AM
We need to get a core pal in next year. Some terminally online g.

Subvert fer real. Ask Berra the only question that matters right in the middle of finals.

What would you rather Bora? Now do a fuckin backside flip for the pals.

I forget, didn't Borra say that the recent BATB would be the last since the park is getting demolished...
Title: Re: BATB13
Post by: Newphone on December 15, 2023, 11:04:46 AM
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We need to get a core pal in next year. Some terminally online g.

Subvert fer real. Ask Berra the only question that matters right in the middle of finals.

What would you rather Bora? Now do a fuckin backside flip for the pals.
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I forget, didn't Borra say that the recent BATB would be the last since the park is getting demolished...

Just the last one at that location, but we will see…