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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Avicci on January 04, 2014, 12:24:04 PM
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Scientology...
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Him
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Him
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hey berra
knock knock
whos there
scientology
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hey berra
knock knock
whos there
scientology
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a steve berra walks backwards into a street and says "i am down but i am not out"
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Hey Steve,
can I Berra your dead body along a reservoir?
I tried to resist but couldn't Berra moment more!
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Steve Berra - Birdhouse's The End (w/Re-release music/behind the scenes) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcKET-jRAE#)
4:27
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Scientology
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teammates.
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a steve berra walks backwards into a street and says "i am down but i am not out"
Dude...
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a steve berra walks into a bar, bartender asks why the fuckface?
a steve berra walks into a (unskated) (flat)bar. "ouch."
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Man you're having a bad week.
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lol yea my berra material not too fresh
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just gonna leave this here
OLOC- Steve Berra Testimonial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzCNk35i2A#)
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Whats the worst part about telling your parents you roller blade?
Telling them your Berra
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wow lots of zingers in this thread
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just gonna leave this here
OLOC- Steve Berra Testimonial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzCNk35i2A#)
I took one for the team and watched it. Holy fuck, I know berra was an ego maniac but this video solidifies the fact that berra really is in love with himself. Seriously difficult to make it thru that whole vid. Also, he's been sober his whole life and he's a scientologist? That means he's got some serious issues. I could understand if he had gone on a 5 year coke binge and during an overdose he thought he saw XENU or some shit, but no.
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just gonna leave this here
OLOC- Steve Berra Testimonial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzCNk35i2A#)
Seemed to be a pretty honest summation of why he doesn't drink/do drugs...especially in the context of the organization it's tied to.
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I would Berra my dick so far inside your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
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"party monster"
"still relevant"
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I like to think I write my comedy in a Seinfeld-esque fashion.
Hey Berra, your marriage failed along with your acting career.
Hey Berra, giving you access to instagram is like the Al Qaeda getting access to a nuclear weapons.
Hey Berra, your written posts on the berrics read like someone who has failed at a bunch of shit and is currently failing at being a motivational speaker.
Hey Berra, you have skin diseases and seem to be on the verge of a mental breakdown at any moment. Hopefully this coming moment.
Hey Berra, I see all the pros wearing Thrasher shit, how come none of them wear any berrics branded shit? Ethan Loy doesn't count.
Hey Berra, your religion doesn't give a shit about you and only sees you as a dollar sign. Which is pretty funny to me.
**baboomtish**
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I like to think I write my comedy in a Seinfeld-esque fashion.
Hey Berra, your marriage failed along with your acting career.
Hey Berra, giving you access to instagram is like the Al Qaeda getting access to a nuclear weapons.
Hey Berra, your written posts on the berrics read like someone who has failed at a bunch of shit and is currently failing at being a motivational speaker.
Hey Berra, you have skin diseases and seem to be on the verge of a mental breakdown at any moment. Hopefully this coming moment.
Hey Berra, I see all the pros wearing Thrasher shit, how come none of them wear any berrics branded shit? Ethan Loy doesn't count.
Hey Berra, your religion doesn't give a shit about you and only sees you as a dollar sign. Which is pretty funny to me.
**baboomtish**
So far so good, but who would be the supporting cast? Can you develop this a little more? Flesh it out a bit then we can workshop it before casting.
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he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.
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he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.
She was also raised by scientologist parents. She's probably mad as a box of frogs but still, would...I think.
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OH LOOK A BUNCH OF E WIGGAS WHO CANT SKATE MAKING FUN OF STEVE.
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OH LOOK A BUNCH OF E WIGGAS WHO CANT SKATE MAKING FUN OF STEVE.
Listen Steve, you're a fucking kook. That is all.
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hating on berra is just plain stupid. he can't help it that he can't put out any parts any more. somebody stole those yellow rails out of his car.
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just gonna leave this here
OLOC- Steve Berra Testimonial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzCNk35i2A#)
This comment probably hurt his feelings:
"I don't even really want to start taking heroin, but if it means distancing myself far away from steve berra then i guess it's worth it"
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he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.
Guessing you have never seen any of her interviews/music... Scientology based sexual role play though...
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Making fun of berra is so stupid. It's like making fun of a regular child.
Do you feel better about yourself making fun of a regular child?
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Talking about me is one thing,bring juliette into this its on.stay out of my personal life on public forums.oh and chris you are banned from the berrics.dont ever show up,EVER.
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I would Berra my dick so far inside your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.
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Lost Rips Off Felicity... Again: Todd Mulcahy Hit By Bus (Steve Berra's Greatest Triumph) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz08JTrtXd4#)
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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.
What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.
WHAT? ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT REPO CAR?
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Lost Rips Off Felicity... Again: Todd Mulcahy Hit By Bus (Steve Berra's Greatest Triumph) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz08JTrtXd4#)
winner
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he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.
She was not raised by scientologist parents you wigbot,her mom just recently got into it.and good for her.
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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.
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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.
You been using the whole I Suck Bit for 20 years now.
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At 0:44 you can see a Church of Scientolgy neon sign.
Steve Berra New Lexus CT200h Car Funny Commercial Los Angele - 2013 New Car Review HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgmmpdv2KvQ#)
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just gonna leave this here
OLOC- Steve Berra Testimonial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzCNk35i2A#)
^This is actually pretty inspiring. A lot of times you hear PSA's from recovering addicts, which I think lacks authenticity because they're kind of having their cake and eating it too. Here is a PSA where the person never actually went that route.
This is by far, the least wackest thing Steve has done off of a board. Kudos.
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^^ Soda jerk Whitney can believe or do what she wants,who are you to judge anyone?your profile pic is busted like your nikes.
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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.
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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.
and?
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Haha
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Lost Rips Off Felicity... Again: Todd Mulcahy Hit By Bus (Steve Berra's Greatest Triumph) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz08JTrtXd4#)
Amazing
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hating on berra is just plain stupid. he can't help it that he can't put out any parts any more. somebody stole those yellow rails out of his car.
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Go....?
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dam does this qualify as going viral or whateva someone cut a check
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Lost Rips Off Felicity... Again: Todd Mulcahy Hit By Bus (Steve Berra's Greatest Triumph) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz08JTrtXd4#)
Fuck! I was seriously doing this in photoshop and you already did it and uploaded it. But better.
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Berra my dick is still funny. Fake Berra accounts and scientology jokes are unbearably old and unfunny.
I couldn't resist:
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Berra my dick is still funny. Fake Berra accounts and scientology jokes are unbearably old and unfunny.
I couldn't resist:
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Killin it. Gnar bobby er'body
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Lost Rips Off Felicity... Again: Todd Mulcahy Hit By Bus (Steve Berra's Greatest Triumph) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz08JTrtXd4#)
Fuck! I was seriously doing this in photoshop and you already did it and uploaded it. But better.
I can't take credit for it. It's from the AVE stylin on you thread.
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Lost Rips Off Felicity... Again: Todd Mulcahy Hit By Bus (Steve Berra's Greatest Triumph) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz08JTrtXd4#)
Fuck! I was seriously doing this in photoshop and you already did it and uploaded it. But better.
you did a really good job soda jerk,wanna watch me skate?
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
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He's not that bad, here are my favorite things about Berra.
1. He's a "writer/director" of skateboarding.
2. He put children's books and trendy diets on the same website.
3. Selfies
4. He never lost to MJ in s-k-a-t-e.
5. He was on the Fantasy Factory and it didn't make him anymore famous.
6. He loves himself.
7. He has more surgery footy than a lot of other pro's.
8. He promotes a healthy lifestyle by buying kids pizza and pop.
9. He really believes in Nyjah.
10. He at one point was chased by nothing, bled 5gallons of blood and still skated.
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
thats why the berrics gets millions of views,ok.and if this is you dylan,you got another thing coming.
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver?
Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.
Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.
Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.
Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver?
Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.
Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.
Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.
Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?
chase has been fired,I did not have sex with whitney cummings,jereme will be in batb7.dont forget to vote for populis.shane is in the lead,they may not tune into to watch me skate,but they do tune in to see my website,and i skate on it.
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Berra is so terrible in the sack, it's the reason Sara Gilbert decided that THIS face-tatted trog was better than having to touch him (or any man) ever again:
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i like berra now
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver?
Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.
Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.
Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.
Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?
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Have you heard that Steve Berra's mom has two cunts? Steve is one of them.
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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve
Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver?
Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.
Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.
Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.
Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?
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Lol. He PRODs little boys anuses...very slow and methodically, yet perfect in control and pace.
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Where can I rent 7-Teen Sips?
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just gonna leave this here
OLOC- Steve Berra Testimonial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzCNk35i2A#)
I like Steve more after this, but more is still less. His claim that he is relevant is false. His skating hasn't been good for 15 years. The best thing he's done since the end was being associated with Heath Kirchart's lipslide in Mosaic.
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lol berra suks lol right bros
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Have you heard that Steve Berra's mom has two cunts? Steve is one of them.
DAYUM YO DAT WAS SO FUNNY ,NO
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Berra is so terrible in the sack, it's the reason Sara Gilbert decided that THIS face-tatted trog was better than having to touch him (or any man) ever again:
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Wait, so Berra hooked up with Baca?
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I wish a epicly laterd of berra or dyrdek would happen. these would receive great slap board coverage.
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Damn, didn't embed. Sorry 'bout that guys...
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Damn, didn't embed. Sorry 'bout that guys...
Just post the link and it works
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When it first started, the berrics was 'somewhat core'. You'd see guys like Kerry Getz, Kyle Nicholson, Guy, Koston, enjoi had a United Nations, old skool blueprint, etc. Now it's all go pro, Levi's, and gimmicks. Not to mention, Mountain Dew is the next United Nations...and it really bugs me that skateboarding is now the 'cool thing' and going corpo is the only way to make it.
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These jokes are unBERRAble. Half of them don't STEVEn make sense.
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you speakin brokanese like can i have a dollar please
QUEVO