The Roast of Steve Berra

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he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.

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She was also raised by scientologist parents. She's probably mad as a box of frogs but still, would...I think.

Guessing you have never seen any of her interviews/music... Scientology based sexual role play though...

[ben3350]

Making fun of berra is so stupid. It's like making fun of a regular child.

Do you feel better about yourself making fun of a regular child?

[modernmachine]

Talking about me is one thing,bring juliette into this its on.stay out of my personal life on public forums.oh and chris you are banned from the berrics.dont ever show up,EVER.

[ChillMurray]

I would Berra my dick so far inside your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

[Salty Lame Ass Poosey]

What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.

[SodaJerk]

[modernmachine]

What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.

What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.

WHAT? ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT REPO CAR?

[Nigga]

winner

[modernmachine]

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he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.

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She was also raised by scientologist parents. She's probably mad as a box of frogs but still, would...I think.

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Guessing you have never seen any of her interviews/music... you wouldn't lol, Scientology based sexual role play though...

She was not raised by scientologist parents you wigbot,her mom just recently got into it.and good for her.

[Salty Lame Ass Poosey]

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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.

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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.

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WHAT? ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT REPO CAR?

You been using the whole I Suck Bit for 20 years now.

[SodaJerk]

At 0:44 you can see a Church of Scientolgy neon sign.

[AfterEight]

just gonna leave this here

^This is actually pretty inspiring. A lot of times you hear PSA's from recovering addicts, which I think lacks authenticity because they're kind of having their cake and eating it too. Here is a PSA where the person never actually went that route.

This is by far, the least wackest thing Steve has done off of a board. Kudos.

[modernmachine]

^^ Soda jerk Whitney can believe or do what she wants,who are you to judge anyone?your profile pic is busted like your nikes.

[modernmachine]

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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.

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What an emBerrasment. Trying to use the reverse psycolgy card.

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WHAT? ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT REPO CAR?

and?

[Salty Lame Ass Poosey]

Haha

[Oprah Winfrey]

[self-loathing gnarcissist]

Amazing

[yungthug]

hating on berra is just plain stupid. he can't help it that he can't put out any parts any more. somebody stole those yellow rails out of his car.

[Fenzadill]

Go....?

dam does this qualify as going viral or whateva someone cut a check

[juhzden]

Fuck! I was seriously doing this in photoshop and you already did it and uploaded it. But better.

[Bobby Peru]

Berra my dick is still funny. Fake Berra accounts and scientology jokes are unbearably old and unfunny.

I couldn't resist:

[paraquat]

Berra my dick is still funny. Fake Berra accounts and scientology jokes are unbearably old and unfunny.

I couldn't resist:

Killin it. Gnar bobby er'body

[SodaJerk]

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Fuck! I was seriously doing this in photoshop and you already did it and uploaded it. But better.

I can't take credit for it. It's from the AVE stylin on you thread.

[modernmachine]

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Fuck! I was seriously doing this in photoshop and you already did it and uploaded it. But better.

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I can't take credit for it. It's from the AVE stylin on you thread.

you did a really good job soda jerk,wanna watch me skate?

[vans man]

I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve

[rideforJJ]

He's not that bad, here are my favorite things about Berra.
1. He's a "writer/director" of skateboarding.
2. He put children's books and trendy diets on the same website.
3. Selfies
4. He never lost to MJ in s-k-a-t-e.
5. He was on the Fantasy Factory and it didn't make him anymore famous.
6. He loves himself.
7. He has more surgery footy than a lot of other pro's.
8. He promotes a healthy lifestyle by buying kids pizza and pop.
9. He really believes in Nyjah.
10. He at one point was chased by nothing, bled 5gallons of blood and still skated.

[modernmachine]

I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve

thats why the berrics gets millions of views,ok.and if this is you dylan,you got another thing coming.

[KUberry]

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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve

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thats why the berrics gets millions of views,ok.and if this is you dylan,you got another thing coming.

Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver? 

Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.

Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.

Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.

Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?

[modernmachine]

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I don't think anyone wants to watch you skate steve

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thats why the berrics gets millions of views,ok.and if this is you dylan,you got another thing coming.

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Steve, why do you employ a sexual pervert who prods other boys' assholes with a screwdriver? 

Steve, the berrics gets views because people want to see Shane Oneill and Koston. Pretty much everyone but you and Steezus, actually.

Steve, give Jereme Rogers a segment each week of some sort. It would be pure gold.

Steve, I learned bs 50-50s on rails because of the kinked one you did in the End.

Steve, did you fuck Whitney Cummings?

chase has been fired,I did not have sex with whitney cummings,jereme will be in batb7.dont forget to vote for populis.shane is in the lead,they may not tune into to watch me skate,but they do tune in to see my website,and i skate on it.

[D. Bag]

Berra is so terrible in the sack, it's the reason Sara Gilbert decided that THIS face-tatted trog was better than having to touch him (or any man) ever again: