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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Tay on February 08, 2016, 08:13:39 AM
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It would be awesome if you shared them! We could have like our own little recipe book.
I Guess I'll start out. I've been making these pancakes every Sunday morning for awhile now, they're great and quite healthy as well.
1 Cup whole wheat flour
1 Tbsp brown sugar
1/4 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
1 egg
1 cup milk
1 tbsp butter melted
1 1/2 tbsp veggie oil
Combine ingredients in stand mixer with whisk attachment. Med heat 1/4 cup poured into skillet until bubbles rise then flip.
in b4 I'm a fascist/feminist/pc/liberal.
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A salmon recipe of mine:
Coat the salmon filet in pepper, salt, brown sugar, and garlic. Next mix into a bag 1 cup of soy, 1 cup of water, 1 cup of vegetable oil, 1/4 cup brown sugar, and 1 fresh squeezed orange. Throw the salmon into the bag and let sit for a few hours. Take it out and cook that baby up.
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My wife is vegan, so I've had to learn how to cook for her. Thug Kitchen, both the website, and the cookbook(s), have been indispensable.
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This is by no means my recipe but Saturday morning while scrolling through my Instagram feed I came across this recipe for ribs... sounded good so I went out to the store and made em. Super simple and easily the best ribs I've ever made. Definitely going to be a staple in my kitchen
http://www.gq.com/story/easy-baby-back-ribs-recipe-super-bowl (http://www.gq.com/story/easy-baby-back-ribs-recipe-super-bowl)
Finished Product:
(http://s7.postimg.org/52jsudowp/IMG_3723.png)
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Cigarettebeer's homemade pasta sauce and chicken parmesan
20 fresh roma tomatoes
1 large bulb of garlic
1 white onion
1 green bell peper
1 red bell pepper
2 cans tomato paste (small)
Fresh basil
3 table spoon crushed red pepper
1 cup olive oil
1/3 cup sugar
Dash of lemon pepper
Tony Chachere's more spice seasoning
Dash season salt
Italian seasoning
Directioms:
Chop up onion, bell peppers and garlic as fine as possible. Put them in a low heated pan with 1 cup of olive oil. Let simmer for at least one hour. Stir every few minutes. Chop up a few fresh basil leaves. Add to pan of vegetables.
Boil roma tomatoes till skin separates. Peel skin off tomatoes. Chop them up and remove core.
Add tomato paste and vegebtabless to pan off tomatoes. Cook sauce on a medium low heat stirring every five minutes for 1 hour.Add seasoning and sugar. Cook sauce on low simmer for 1 hour. Don't be afraid to season to your preference. If sauce is to acidic try a little sugar.
Chicken parmesan:
5 1/2 inch thickchicken breasts
Wax paper
Italian bread crums
5 eggs
Flour
1/2 cup olive oil
Fresh parmesan cheese
Mozzarella cheese
Past noodles of your choice
Directions:
Place chicken in wax paper. Fold wax paper over chicken so all of it is covered. Hit chicken with mallet till tenderized.
Whisk eggs. Put liberal amount of flower on plate, put nice amount of bread crums on seperate plate. Dip both sides of chicken in egg batter, lay chicken in flower on both sides, lay chicken in bread crumbs on both sides. Place in eggs once more, add more bread crums. Heat olive oil at medium heat in medium sized pan..fry each side of chicken for two minites. Take chicken and place in glass cooking dish. Set oven to 350°. Pour pasta sauce over chicken. Grate fresh parmesan over chicken. Place thick slices of mozzarella on each piece of chicken. Place chicken in heated oven on top rack and cook for 25-30 mins. Boil pasta to your preference. Once chicken is cooked, take it out, pour sauce over pasta. Set chicken on top of pasta and sauce. Eat and enjoy.
Cheers
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Guacamole
4 avocados
2 limes
1 teaspoon of salt
A few tablespoons of cilantro
1 tomato
1 jalepeño
1/4 cup of corn
1/4 cup of black olives
1.Mash together avocados while using limes as a mashing lube
2.Chop up tomato and jalepeño and throw them into your bowl of avocados along with the salt
3. Dice up cilantro and throw it in
4. Add corn and olives and mix it all up
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Guacamole
4 avocados
2 limes
1 teaspoon of salt
A few tablespoons of cilantro
1 tomato
1 jalepe�o
1/4 cup of corn
1/4 cup of black olives
1.Mash together avocados while using limes as a mashing lube
2.Chop up tomato and jalepe�o and throw them into your bowl of avocados along with the salt
3. Dice up cilantro and throw it in
4. Add corn and olives and mix it all up
Props on no onion. I hate onion in my guac
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I like this thread Tay. I'll start simple:
1. Package of bratwurst
2. Boil a few beers (more intersting beer is better; i used a pumpkin porter once that was great)
3. Bring to boil, put in brats, and then turn down heat to let simmer for 15-20 mins
3. Throw on BBQ or pan for 5-10 mins rotating often
4. Potato hot dog rolls + condiments
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My wife is vegan, so I've had to learn how to cook for her. Thug Kitchen, both the website, and the cookbook(s), have been indispensable.
Eat like you give a damn! ← purchase it
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Dig a hole and start a hardwood fire, grill or stick your meat until cooked. Season to taste
When did slap become so lame? None of you would survive in northern Canada
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Dig a hole and start a hardwood fire, grill or stick your meat until cooked. Season to taste
When did slap become so lame? None of you would survive in northern Canada
Really? I read Hatchet. TWICE. I think I'd be just fine.
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My wife is vegan, so I've had to learn how to cook for her. Thug Kitchen, both the website, and the cookbook(s), have been indispensable.
thanks for that name, TK seems like a good resource for idiots like me.
not that I enjoy cooking, cause cooking for yourself is so fucking boring.
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Kidney bean rissoles and broccoli salat
1 can of red kidney beans
1 eg
appropriate amount of onion
some cloves of garlic
a cup of oatmeal
another one of flour (maybe only a half - oatmeal, flour and sesame seeds should give the dough structure)
sesame seed - don't be too stingy
salt-N-Pepa - just push it!
thyme
powdered paprika
chili
If you feel cheeky you can add a smaller amount of feta or similar kind of cheese, but I recommend that you don't over do this.
Jam everything together with a fork or a blender, but keep keep it rather chunky and raw. Melt a rather generous amount of butter in the frying pan and ad it to the dough.
Fry in the pan on low heat in butter(make sure you add on new butter as when turn the rissoles and when you add new ones, as they suck quite a lot. )
Broccoli
Green pesto
Pine nuts (you could roast these prior on a pan)
Parmesan
Cherry tomates
If you're into raw cabbage, cut the bouquets of the broccoli and put them straight into the bowl, else cook for 2 minutes, max(remember to use the stem. Remove the outer layer to use the marrow(I consider this being amongst the finest delicacies amongst vegetables)
Marinade broccoli in pesto
Add cherry tomatos sliced in halves, pine nuts and parmesan
Concerning the parmesan, use a piece of parmesan and cut it in very fine slices - don't use it grated.
Speaking another language prior to English, it's pretty hard getting this spot on, i hope it makes sense :)
And velbekomme, as we say in Denmark!
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coconut oil, bananas and canned fish. cup of tea from where ever.
- no kitchen or preperation needed (^tracer comes on with some kinda 'tough guy' recipie and craps on everybody else's recipies, what a guy!!)
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coconut oil, bananas and canned fish. cup of tea from where ever.
�- no kitchen or preperation needed� (^tracer comes on with some kinda 'tough guy' recipie and craps on everybody else's recipies, what a guy!!)
Dont kid yourself we all know your puttin shrimp on the barbee
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You can't say "we all" anything if it concerns slap tracer. Your slaps most sadistic poster.
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not that I enjoy cooking, cause cooking for yourself is so fucking boring.
im about as boring as they come, and i love cooking for myself.
i dont know if i have any recipes of my own. i have the most fun just pulling a bunch of ingredients out and getting creative. i like to think my sandwich game is pretty tight.
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Dig a hole and start a hardwood fire, grill or stick your meat until cooked. Season to taste
When did slap become so lame? None of you would survive in northern Canada
I survive there just fine
Eggs Jim:
Well-oiled frying pan on medium heat
Cover bottom of pan with tortillas (1 big flour or 4 small corn)
Crack two eggs onto tortillas (for quicker cooking, beat the eggs with a teaspoon of water in a bowl, then pour over tortillas)
Add cheese, geated or thinly sliced (monterey jack or sharp cheddar)
You can cover and cook, or finish it off under the broiler.
Pepper and salt to taste, eat with salsa, preferably chunky
Good variations include adding avocado at the end, or grilled onions and peppers.
And no, I am not the eponymous Jim
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not that I enjoy cooking, cause cooking for yourself is so fucking boring.
im about as boring as they come, and i love cooking for myself.
i'm pretty fucking hilarious so that explains why i hate it.
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bacon lettuce AND tomato on toasted bread
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Make some pancakes, and if you feel like it, you can add half a mashed banana, some lemon juice, oatmeal and vanilla sugar to the dough
And the killer filler
Mash some banana and some blue berries, add cashew nuts and very finely cut dark chocolate
Remember, buy organic!
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Cook some chicken.
Make this;
(http://canadiandelicacies.com/sauces/chalet-dip.jpg)
Serve on toasted bread or as is.
Enjoy.
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Listen closely fellas, its valentines day and your lady would love nothing more than for you to make her some brownies with alcohol.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/19868/jills-world-famous-coffee-liqueur-brownies/?internalSource=staff%20pick&referringId=15008&referringContentType=recipe%20hub (http://allrecipes.com/recipe/19868/jills-world-famous-coffee-liqueur-brownies/?internalSource=staff%20pick&referringId=15008&referringContentType=recipe%20hub)
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i did this to a bunch of freezer burnt black cod. 3 day marinade saved the old fish
http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-nobu-miso-marinated-black-cod-117238 (http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-nobu-miso-marinated-black-cod-117238)
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put parmesan and corn flakes in boiling hot dog water and adobo goya. got yourself some soup. bangin delicious.
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Guacamole
4 avocados
2 limes
1 teaspoon of salt
A few tablespoons of cilantro
1 tomato
1 jalepe�o
1/4 cup of corn
1/4 cup of black olives
1.Mash together avocados while using limes as a mashing lube
2.Chop up tomato and jalepe�o and throw them into your bowl of avocados along with the salt
3. Dice up cilantro and throw it in
4. Add corn and olives and mix it all up
Props on no onion. I hate onion in my guac
You're a monster. But I understand.
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(http://media.foodnetwork.ca/recipetracker/dmm/N/O/Northern_Thai_Chicken_Curry__Jasmine_Rice_And_Salad_003.jpg)
I'm not sure anything beats a good curry. Delicious, fairly simple, and yields a good amount without being too hard on the wallet.
1-2lbs cooked and diced chicken
1 large diced onion
1 946ml can diced tomato
1tbsp flour
2-3tbsp butter
1/2 jar of curry paste
500-750ml chicken stock
1 cup basmati rice
Heat up butter and fry onions in a deep pot until soft.
Stir in curry paste.
Add chicken stock, chicken, and tomato.
Reduce heat to low-medium and simmer for 1-2hrs, stirring occasionally, allowing stock to reduce.
Slowly whisk in flour to thicken if desired.
Serve over basmati rice.
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kale and chicken in frying pan with salt pepper and garlic.
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Not so much a recipe but this was good steak and egg sandwich I had for breakfast
I really wanted a cheeseburger but I had this steak in the fridge and it was breakfast time and I associate steak with eggs
I get paranoid about spoiled food so I had to eat the steak right then
I put Worcestershire sauce, real cheddar cheese, an over easy egg on really shitty bread... and pepper
(http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah250/scotthoward213/4d08d835-818f-45a3-bab3-454457780ee7_zps3cxa7uuy.jpg)
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Chocolate in bbq sauce is my signature recipe. sounds gross at first, but i discovered it when the bbq sauce from the ribs in my hungry man dinner got mixed in with my brownie and I said fuck it and ate it anyways.
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I'm not vegan but these muffins look delicious, video is pretty funny too
How To Make Vegan Blueberry Muffins with Waka Flocka Flame & Raury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_RoKIMyP80#)
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Hey! I have a killer recipe for lasagna! It's layered with a rich meat sauce and a creamy parmesan white sauce, plus the perfect amount of mozzarella cheese! You can find it on the cafe delites website! My advice is to use a kitchen scale when you put in the ingredients since that can drastically change the taste of your lasagna....(
I appreciate that you've only made 2 posts and one is about lasagna
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Anyone got a good pretzel recipe? I've been wanting a tasty soft pretzel.
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A good killer recipe?
1. One person allergic to shellfish
2. Shrimp
3. Salt
4. Pepper
5. Lemon
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not my recipe, but my kids have been digging this one lately:
https://food52.com/recipes/4734-garlicky-roasted-potato-salad
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A tip for anyone making pico, don’t forget to add the cumin
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A tip for anyone making pico, don’t forget to add the cumin
que traes wey, el comino va en la carne de los tacos.
"Pico de gallo" (not the real name but whatever)
1 onion
1 tomato
8 lemons
1 jalape1 serrano
About a spoonful of coriander
Lemon pepper
Garlic powder
Soy sauce
Chop them veggies, put in a bowl, add lemon juice, mix it up and let it sit in the fridge for about 10 minutes, take it out, add some lemon pepper garlic powder and a dash of soy sauce, mix it up again and take a whiff, the smell will let you know if its ready.
For people who cant handle spicy stuff, take out the serrano and make it 2 jalape the bigger they are the milder it is, and to add flavor and a bit of gringoer taste you can add a few drops of tabasco in to the mix.
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Hey! I have a killer recipe for lasagna! It's layered with a rich meat sauce and a creamy parmesan white sauce, plus the perfect amount of mozzarella cheese! You can find it on the cafe delites website! My advice is to use a kitchen scale when you put in the ingredients since that can drastically change the taste of your lasagna. I'm saying that from experience, haha. The one I always use is the Vont Milo Flat Kitchen Scale (https://www.vont.com/product/digital-kitchen-scale/), which I got from https://www.amazon.com/Vont-Beautiful-Measurement-Stainless-Batteries/dp/B08SW6F5SZ. Family and friends gather around the dinner table at any time for this lasagna recipe. A big warm, comforting hug within layers of pasta, tomato sauce, white sauce, and melted cheese!
How do you pronounce the name of Elon Musk's child?
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That's a recipe for spam.
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hey i have a killer recipe for thames beans. its layered with rich ketchup and gamgams love
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That's a recipe for spam.
If you actually have the recipe for SPAM, I would like it.
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That's a recipe for spam.
Just eat it off the shelf like they do in Hawaii until the stores wise up and start putting them out in security cases.
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That's a recipe for spam.
Not 100% sure of a recipie, but mechanically separated pork is a huge component.