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Title: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: mareo on January 22, 2018, 12:30:50 PM
https://www.yooying.com/p/1697470676586476577_379682763

hope is nothing!
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: GAY on January 22, 2018, 12:34:23 PM
Hey man don't be such a downer...hope IS something if you believe in hope.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 22, 2018, 12:36:18 PM
ETN with the exclusive on Sheckler's retirement
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Post by: roba on January 22, 2018, 12:42:44 PM
i didn't know etn was still a thing
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Post by: TheVisitor on January 22, 2018, 12:43:35 PM
Fuck. That looked fucking gnarly. I'm not a Sheckler fan or even a hater, but I hope he's going to be okay.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 22, 2018, 12:57:43 PM
i just deleted etn from Instagram, i didn't even know what it was .
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Post by: matter of fact on January 22, 2018, 01:07:09 PM
fuuuuck. when etn announced he was gonna try to grind that i had a feeling he was gonna get worked. really sucks for him, he's been killing it on tranny recently and now he's probably out for at least 6 months. those screams were fucked.
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Post by: Swithflip on January 22, 2018, 01:09:56 PM
OHH man, Sheckler dont needs it.
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Post by: chillclinton87 on January 22, 2018, 01:23:08 PM
FUUUUUCK.... i was wondering about the insta pics that i saw today of him with ankles all bandaged up and shit!

i feel lik that "face melters" thing might be a little too much pressure to pros. still bummed on this, hoped that sheckler would get back to 100%.........

seeing the teaser was ony half bad. now that i saw that whole ledge he was destined for dying there.


sorry for slapping drunk... ::)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Swithflip on January 22, 2018, 01:30:08 PM
FUUUUUCK.... i was wondering about the insta pics that i saw today of him with ankles all bandaged up and shit!

i feel lik that "face melters" thing might be a little too much pressure to pros. still bummed on this, hoped that sheckler would get back to 100%.........

seeing the teaser was ony half bad. now that i saw that whole ledge he was destined for dying there.


sorry for slapping drunk... ::)

www.instagram.com/p/BeOkNFrF_F-/?taken-by=planbofficial
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 22, 2018, 01:37:42 PM
D-Way sagging like a motha fucka!
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: planman on January 22, 2018, 01:38:57 PM
Are they just sprained then?
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 22, 2018, 01:46:43 PM
That looked painful. I like how Chris Cobra Cole was trying to help lift Shecks up,but only with one arm.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: poowizard on January 22, 2018, 02:04:22 PM
That did look really painful.

Cole missed an opportunity to get paid there. He could have busted out a Kershaw knife, flashed it to the cameras, and then cut away Shecklers pants and socks to assess the damage. Shoulda woulda.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 22, 2018, 02:10:30 PM
ETN with the exclusive on Sheckler's retirement
holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on January 22, 2018, 02:19:12 PM
Hearing him scream like that is hard to watch after fuckin up more than a few ankles in my lifetime.

I gotta flip phone and don't follow this stuff but what other 'face melters' have gone down with a dude where the outcome didn't happen?
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Showerface on January 22, 2018, 02:53:00 PM
Like him or not, that was horrible to watch. Fuck ETN.
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Post by: bawtawd5 on January 22, 2018, 02:57:38 PM
I would break both my ankles for 20 grand.
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Post by: Allen. on January 22, 2018, 03:00:49 PM
Hearing him scream like that is hard to watch after fuckin up more than a few ankles in my lifetime.

YES. This. After two surgeries on my flicking foot due to constant ankle rolls when I was younger and approaching my second week of not skating due to spraining my popping ankle. So, GOD DAMN. Fuck that scream. I writhed and yelled from spraining my ankle relatively recently attempting to nollie flip on flat. Can't imagine the pain Sheckler was in, especially considering that his livelihood has depended on him literally training to be able to skate those kind of things since he was single digits old.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 22, 2018, 03:07:46 PM
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ETN with the exclusive on Sheckler's retirement
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holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: schralp pal on January 22, 2018, 03:18:37 PM
Guess I'm glad I played it without sound.

Watch out for those pain pills shecks, they sneak up on you.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Bumpovertrash on January 22, 2018, 03:22:01 PM
thats the gnarliest hubba ive ever seen.
Its fucked how fast hes grinding
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 22, 2018, 03:22:40 PM
turned him into Leo Getz for a minute.
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Post by: B. Hopper on January 22, 2018, 03:22:50 PM
Fuck ETN. I grabbed a free trial to see this. I had a few hours to kill before it began so I surfed their site to get a look at all their content. It's a bunch of horse shit and was really unsettling. Some of it was decent, but for the most part it made me throw up in mouth a little. I'm also old and have been skateboarding a long ass time, so the 'get off my lawn' old man in me can be super protective of what I think skateboarding is/should be. But fuck ETN. Take that as you may ;)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: switchbs180 on January 22, 2018, 03:27:53 PM
etn has to stop this shit! fuck this corny money cow

not even a nyjah deserves any of those painful injuries because of the pressure they put on the "athletes".
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: RCB3 on January 22, 2018, 03:33:57 PM
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FUUUUUCK.... i was wondering about the insta pics that i saw today of him with ankles all bandaged up and shit!

i feel lik that "face melters" thing might be a little too much pressure to pros. still bummed on this, hoped that sheckler would get back to 100%.........

seeing the teaser was ony half bad. now that i saw that whole ledge he was destined for dying there.


sorry for slapping drunk... ::)
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www.instagram.com/p/BeOkNFrF_F-/?taken-by=planbofficial

Wow, adding that #onlyonETN hashtag is so shitty.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: bawtawd5 on January 22, 2018, 03:36:27 PM
ETN is wack of course, but its the skaters decision if they want to whore off for them.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 22, 2018, 03:50:36 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5ebef9c500fd6b10d5e03350ab70447d/tenor.gif?itemid=7999341)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Mouth on January 22, 2018, 03:52:08 PM
Motherfuckers.

They stole my Bum Flights idea.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: listentoaheartbeat on January 22, 2018, 04:02:00 PM
Damn, cold shivers business. Looks like he should have put more thought into bail options. He jumped straight into disaster.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: georgethecat on January 22, 2018, 04:05:34 PM
Hearing him scream like that is hard to watch after fuckin up more than a few ankles in my lifetime.

I gotta flip phone and don't follow this stuff but what other 'face melters' have gone down with a dude where the outcome didn't happen?

Own a flip phone, skate like Wes Kremer. Sounds Good, doesn't work.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: listentoaheartbeat on January 22, 2018, 04:23:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f9QSu718Cc
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Post by: goldfishboot on January 22, 2018, 04:45:24 PM
wow, I hate this. he was obviously scared out of his mind that it was going to be worse, and it could have been, realistically

that's a clip I'm going to avoid watching again
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: B. Hopper on January 22, 2018, 04:53:00 PM
wow, I hate this. he was obviously scared out of his mind that it was going to be worse, and it could have been, realistically

that's a clip I'm going to avoid watching again

The worst was the live feed. After he went down, Chris Cole was basically tripping over his own tongue and mumble something about "we're going to see if he's ok" and then they just cut the feed. No proper closing to the broadcast or anything that would be indicative of something you paid to see; just some poor hosting and then cut to a black screen. It was almost like they'd never considered what to do in the face of a disaster to close out a show. Fuck etn.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: SOTY on January 22, 2018, 05:09:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1YjUws2.gif)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: 8.125 on January 22, 2018, 05:19:44 PM
So when someone gets broke off filming for a video part do you say fuck the board company for pressuring them?  Whats the difference?  The format in which the footage is released?

All of this shit is dangerous as fuck.  People don't always ride away, that's how it goes.  That's real fucking skateboarding we witnessed, which is exactly what they advertised.

ETN is cool.  They are trying to make different types of skate content while putting money in pro's pockets.  Why is that so wack?
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on January 22, 2018, 05:27:43 PM
That did look really painful.

Cole missed an opportunity to get paid there. He could have busted out a Kershaw knife, flashed it to the cameras, and then cut away Shecklers pants and socks to assess the damage. Shoulda woulda.

Danny was on that shit like a true professional. Helping sheckler with his fresh board pointed right at the cameras. I like how the cobra just pushed hella mellow towards his screaming teammate. Heavy family vibes.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 22, 2018, 05:33:36 PM
So when someone gets broke off filming for a video part do you say fuck the board company for pressuring them?  Whats the difference?  The format in which the footage is released?

All of this shit is dangerous as fuck.  People don't always ride away, that's how it goes.  That's real fucking skateboarding we witnessed, which is exactly what they advertised.

ETN is cool.  They are trying to make different types of skate content while putting money in pro's pockets.  Why is that so wack?
Oh look Erick Bragg made a slap account
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 22, 2018, 05:49:18 PM
So when someone gets broke off filming for a video part do you say fuck the board company for pressuring them?  Whats the difference?  The format in which the footage is released?

All of this shit is dangerous as fuck.  People don't always ride away, that's how it goes.  That's real fucking skateboarding we witnessed, which is exactly what they advertised.

ETN is cool.  They are trying to make different types of skate content while putting money in pro's pockets.  Why is that so wack?

Skateboarding has a shortage of different types of content? ..Sheckler has a shortage of money in his pockets?
What we witnessed is the complete fucking opposite of real skateboarding. 
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: LemThurdy on January 22, 2018, 05:50:34 PM
That bail was so gnarly. Look like one out of skate 3  but serious hope he’s able to recover
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: B. Hopper on January 22, 2018, 05:50:45 PM
So when someone gets broke off filming for a video part do you say fuck the board company for pressuring them?  Whats the difference?  The format in which the footage is released?

All of this shit is dangerous as fuck.  People don't always ride away, that's how it goes.  That's real fucking skateboarding we witnessed, which is exactly what they advertised.

ETN is cool.  They are trying to make different types of skate content while putting money in pro's pockets.  Why is that so wack?

If you don't get it, explaining it ain't gonna help .
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on January 22, 2018, 05:58:05 PM
I remember Reynolds talking about the madness or whatever of skating huge shit. I could only imagine how this sort of contrived spectator sport element could compound it.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: VHS ERA on January 22, 2018, 06:07:33 PM
https://instagram.com/p/BeRWK14nfY1/
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: VHS ERA on January 22, 2018, 06:10:54 PM
Fuck that clip. I can’t watch that type of injury, I’ve been through too much.

I find Weck funny a lot of the time but not sure how I feel about him making fun of dudes getting hurt.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: SOTY on January 22, 2018, 06:40:21 PM
(https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1617155/evel-knievels-wembley-jump.jpg?w=736)(http://979kickfm.com/files/2012/04/3431099.jpg)(http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/width-constrained-728/public/gettyimages-3096414.jpg)(https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1104/evel.knievel.classic.photos/images/evel-knievel-crash.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: bawtawd5 on January 22, 2018, 06:46:02 PM
Fuck that clip. I can’t watch that type of injury, I’ve been through too much.

I find Weck funny a lot of the time but not sure how I feel about him making fun of dudes getting hurt.
Nah that was one of the funnier weck vids. Was it too soon or something? Pff. The slam wasn't even gross looking, not even live leak level.

ETN is the dumbest shit recently in skateboarding though, I hope they fail quickly.

Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: shark tits on January 22, 2018, 06:46:48 PM
(https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1617155/evel-knievels-wembley-jump.jpg?w=736)(http://979kickfm.com/files/2012/04/3431099.jpg)(http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/width-constrained-728/public/gettyimages-3096414.jpg)(https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1104/evel.knievel.classic.photos/images/evel-knievel-crash.jpg)
and he will go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXyIW43pnD4
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 22, 2018, 06:48:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjISDDmjpX4

This was way fucking worse
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: coreaf on January 22, 2018, 06:59:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjISDDmjpX4

This was way fucking worse

remember that college basketball dude who snapped his shit straight through his leg? full blown exposed leg bone and they were showing the slow mo replays and shit. that one was the gnarliest.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: shark tits on January 22, 2018, 07:04:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSYcM4AJ8k
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Post by: bawtawd5 on January 22, 2018, 07:07:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWMfSKEwNU
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: sharkin on January 22, 2018, 08:06:39 PM
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FUUUUUCK.... i was wondering about the insta pics that i saw today of him with ankles all bandaged up and shit!

i feel lik that "face melters" thing might be a little too much pressure to pros. still bummed on this, hoped that sheckler would get back to 100%.........

seeing the teaser was ony half bad. now that i saw that whole ledge he was destined for dying there.


sorry for slapping drunk... ::)
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www.instagram.com/p/BeOkNFrF_F-/?taken-by=planbofficial
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Wow, adding that #onlyonETN hashtag is so shitty.
when your boi gets broke off but you're contractually obligated to include the hashtag

Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 22, 2018, 08:29:43 PM
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FUUUUUCK.... i was wondering about the insta pics that i saw today of him with ankles all bandaged up and shit!

i feel lik that "face melters" thing might be a little too much pressure to pros. still bummed on this, hoped that sheckler would get back to 100%.........

seeing the teaser was ony half bad. now that i saw that whole ledge he was destined for dying there.


sorry for slapping drunk... ::)
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www.instagram.com/p/BeOkNFrF_F-/?taken-by=planbofficial
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Wow, adding that #onlyonETN hashtag is so shitty.
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when your boi gets broke off but you're contractually obligated to include the hashtag
ETN is DEFINITELY trying to profit off of it. Facebook and insta ads like "We're glad Sheckler is ok! Sign up for ETN and see what took him out!"
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Post by: Szechuan on January 22, 2018, 08:32:55 PM
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FUUUUUCK.... i was wondering about the insta pics that i saw today of him with ankles all bandaged up and shit!

i feel lik that "face melters" thing might be a little too much pressure to pros. still bummed on this, hoped that sheckler would get back to 100%.........

seeing the teaser was ony half bad. now that i saw that whole ledge he was destined for dying there.


sorry for slapping drunk... ::)
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www.instagram.com/p/BeOkNFrF_F-/?taken-by=planbofficial
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Wow, adding that #onlyonETN hashtag is so shitty.
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when your boi gets broke off but you're contractually obligated to include the hashtag
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ETN is DEFINITELY trying to profit off of it. Facebook and insta ads like "We're glad Sheckler is ok! Sign up for ETN and see what took him out!"
This shit killed me when I saw that hashtag, fucking etn's kook marketing team probably made damn sure they put that in there.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Mongoloid on January 22, 2018, 08:41:20 PM
Not into the vibes of the whole thing.

Feels a bit whorish, and I don’t like the people involved. It isn’t my idea of skating, and to see someone get injured partaking makes it extra shitty.
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Post by: PincherBug on January 22, 2018, 08:49:02 PM
Oh no.  I don't think this is going to help Shecks find a chill girl.

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Post by: Dad you're embarrassing me on January 22, 2018, 09:45:28 PM
I assumed the red head who came in at the end was his chill girl.
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Post by: 8.125 on January 22, 2018, 09:49:07 PM
Not into the vibes of the whole thing.

Feels a bit whorish, and I don’t like the people involved. It isn’t my idea of skating, and to see someone get injured partaking makes it extra shitty.

So do you get upset when thrasher gets ad revenue off of their Hall of meat videos?
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Post by: Szechuan on January 22, 2018, 09:56:40 PM
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Not into the vibes of the whole thing.

Feels a bit whorish, and I don’t like the people involved. It isn’t my idea of skating, and to see someone get injured partaking makes it extra shitty.
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So do you get upset when thrasher gets ad revenue off of their Hall of meat videos?

I know it's hypocritical but that's different that's people sending in footage of bails for projects they were already working on. This like stated before had the pressure of days of promotion and hype beforehand and filming live to boot. The whole thing was a setup for disaster.
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Post by: Mongoloid on January 22, 2018, 10:06:58 PM
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Not into the vibes of the whole thing.

Feels a bit whorish, and I don’t like the people involved. It isn’t my idea of skating, and to see someone get injured partaking makes it extra shitty.
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So do you get upset when thrasher gets ad revenue off of their Hall of meat videos?

You’d be hard pressed to find any possible comparison of which would be emotionally evocative for me in any fashion. If I don’t like something it doesn’t “upset” me, I simply state why I don’t like it, and I go on living my life as it doesn’t apply to me.

So to answer your question, no.

You’re really going to bat for this ETN shit. Prior to this thread I had zero inclination as to what it even is. Having somewhat a better idea, as a slightly more enlightened individual, I can state for certain that it does nothing for skating as a whole by existing.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: TheVisitor on January 22, 2018, 10:30:07 PM
ETN is DEFINITELY trying to profit off of it. Facebook and insta ads like "We're glad Sheckler is ok! Sign up for ETN and see what took him out!"

Are you fucking serious? The ETN ads are saying that? I haven't seen them come up on my feed.
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Post by: iKobrakai on January 22, 2018, 10:47:42 PM
Egh, this digital age blows dicks.
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Post by: Jared on January 22, 2018, 11:12:23 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjISDDmjpX4

This was way fucking worse
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remember that college basketball dude who snapped his shit straight through his leg? full blown exposed leg bone and they were showing the slow mo replays and shit. that one was the gnarliest.
Kevin Ware, I remember watching that game with my brother. They replayed that shit over and over again. Makes this SheckRyan slam less bad since he was wearing long pants and it looks like he just had a double sprain.
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Post by: Silky Johnson on January 22, 2018, 11:19:25 PM
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ETN is DEFINITELY trying to profit off of it. Facebook and insta ads like "We're glad Sheckler is ok! Sign up for ETN and see what took him out!"
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Are you fucking serious? The ETN ads are saying that? I haven't seen them come up on my feed.
(https://s17.postimg.org/pph2eptjj/20180122_231441.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: StabMasterArson on January 23, 2018, 12:52:00 AM
I assumed the red head who came in at the end was his chill girl.
You think Shecks is going to fuck with a girl built like Spongebob?
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Post by: iKobrakai on January 23, 2018, 02:08:27 AM
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I assumed the red head who came in at the end was his chill girl.
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You think Shecks is going to fuck with a girl built like Spongebob?

Is she chill?
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: rejectpaul on January 23, 2018, 02:31:20 AM
fuck that, they should've just had try bs flip el toro
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 23, 2018, 06:16:33 AM
Straight from The Nut:
(https://i.imgur.com/RMWzbst.png)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 23, 2018, 06:27:55 AM
Do you have a bigger version?
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Post by: ungzilla on January 23, 2018, 06:44:17 AM
yea not all of us are blessed with the perfect vision necessary to see that 72 point font jerkweed
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Post by: iKobrakai on January 23, 2018, 06:56:04 AM
Danny Way of grammar.
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Post by: schralp pal on January 23, 2018, 07:00:57 AM
I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 23, 2018, 07:02:22 AM
I Slap on my phone and it was a screenshot so,sorry or something.
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Post by: KoRnholio8 on January 23, 2018, 07:20:15 AM
Fuck ETN, the worse shit.
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Post by: tkp on January 23, 2018, 07:25:39 AM
Damn, Shecks. That was gnarly. Big ole kinker of a hubba.

Camera, no camera, live, promoted, unpromoted, homie video or streaming to the world, the fact that he went for that thing is pretty sick. Bummer he got broke off.

ETN = Extra-large terrain network

Reminded me of this Simpsons episode for some reason, even though Bob Burnquist's launch into the Grand Canyon is more relevant to the obstacle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgrDAelryUo

I'm also getting Hunger Games vibes from this type of skate mission, you aren't killing other skaters, pretty much just next level bodily harm missions.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: doomstation55 on January 23, 2018, 07:29:27 AM
I don't think ETN is doing anything wrong here, just trying to showcase skateboarding in a media format that I hate and I will never watch that crap.

If they really wanted to get slap on board they would live stream Gino at the grocery store.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: sms_b on January 23, 2018, 07:31:17 AM
yea not all of us are blessed with the perfect vision necessary to see that 72 point font jerkweed

WHAT YOU MEAN DAWG?
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: ungzilla on January 23, 2018, 07:57:35 AM
you can't possibly expect me to read your tiny font reply
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 23, 2018, 09:22:14 AM
errytime etn gets mentioned I just know it's shit, why shecks got no foot tats? good bless
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 23, 2018, 09:33:09 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjISDDmjpX4

This was way fucking worse
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remember that college basketball dude who snapped his shit straight through his leg? full blown exposed leg bone and they were showing the slow mo replays and shit. that one was the gnarliest.
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Kevin Ware, I remember watching that game with my brother. They replayed that shit over and over again. Makes this SheckRyan slam less bad since he was wearing long pants and it looks like he just had a double sprain.
I thought he was referring to Paul George and his broken leg.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on January 23, 2018, 09:55:57 AM
I don't think ETN is doing anything wrong here, just trying to showcase skateboarding in a media format that I hate and I will never watch that crap.

If they really wanted to get slap on board they would live stream Gino at the grocery store full day in the life.

It's called facemelter for a reason, it just lacks a natural feeling to it and some of ETN's content is cheesy and can feel like they're trying really hard to make something out of nothing.

Sad to see that Ryan got probably taken out and hopefully it was just a sprain.
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Post by: stevedave on January 23, 2018, 10:03:38 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjISDDmjpX4

This was way fucking worse
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remember that college basketball dude who snapped his shit straight through his leg? full blown exposed leg bone and they were showing the slow mo replays and shit. that one was the gnarliest.
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Kevin Ware, I remember watching that game with my brother. They replayed that shit over and over again. Makes this SheckRyan slam less bad since he was wearing long pants and it looks like he just had a double sprain.
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I thought he was referring to Paul George and his broken leg.

Or Shaun Livingston - shit, his leg was so fucked, the doctors originally told him they may need to amputate it. 
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 23, 2018, 11:32:27 AM
I thought ETN was a french Canadian skateboarder
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Post by: Pigeon on January 23, 2018, 11:35:18 AM
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I assumed the red head who came in at the end was his chill girl.
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You think Shecks is going to fuck with a girl built like Spongebob?
She looks more like the pink guy from Spongebob, so: yes.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 23, 2018, 11:39:02 AM
The fact that Shaun Livingston was able to revitalize his career after that injury and win two rings is incredible
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: stevedave on January 23, 2018, 11:52:15 AM
The fact that Shaun Livingston was able to revitalize his career after that injury and win two rings is incredible

for real, man.  that shit was no joke and it's great that he was able to come back.  still has one of the best baseline turn around, fade away shots in the game. 
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on January 23, 2018, 11:54:35 AM
I thought ETN was a french Canadian skateboarder

Haha, if you're serious you might've been thinking of ET, Etienne Tanguay I believe. But I don't think you're serious.

Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: SLAPASONIC on January 23, 2018, 03:31:18 PM
I don't get what ETN is doing wrong, aside from lacking social etiquette profiting off of Shecklers injury. The thing is I'm pretty sure Sheckler is getting paid regardless of making his trick or not, and I'm quite sure this discussion wouldn't be as much of a thing if he had actually landed it.

I agree that Hall of Meat is nothing like this event, Hall of Meat just compiles random footage of anyone that bails hard, no one's pressuring you to land tricks. If you're going to make a comparison, I'd say this is pretty similar to the Bust or Bail events, with all the pros at the event, Phelper screaming at you, the crowd huddling in, I wouldn't know which environment would be more stressful to skate under. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd think ETN would have better health coverage and on-sight professionals to care for pro's in the case a major accident occurs, there's probably insurance and the riders safety and well-being involved within Ryan's contract. Thrasher probably wouldn't give two fucks and would capitalize on anyone getting injured or bailing for a quick web-clip. Hell, the name of the event itself expects people to fuck up, I personally don't care for this ETN thing and enjoy Bust or Bail a lot more than this.
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Post by: bottom feeder on January 24, 2018, 06:44:13 AM
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holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.

You teach, don't you?  sort it out you eejit.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: MintySandwhich on January 24, 2018, 08:21:06 AM
So when someone gets broke off filming for a video part do you say fuck the board company for pressuring them?  Whats the difference?  The format in which the footage is released?

All of this shit is dangerous as fuck.  People don't always ride away, that's how it goes.  That's real fucking skateboarding we witnessed, which is exactly what they advertised.

ETN is cool.  They are trying to make different types of skate content while putting money in pro's pockets.  Why is that so wack?

8.125 is Erick Bragg, confirmed..

ETN's only goal is to capitalize, and they could care less if a skateboarder got hurt. They are on some serious kooky shit right here, and I don't support it.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: B. Hopper on January 24, 2018, 08:33:13 AM
Social experiment. State your age and yay or nay for etn.  :o
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Post by: planman on January 24, 2018, 08:35:39 AM
Social experiment. State your age and yay or nay for etn.  :o
almost 19, ETN is whack
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 24, 2018, 08:37:02 AM
Social experiment. State your age and yay or nay for etn.  :o
33, etn is wack as fuck
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Post by: B. Hopper on January 24, 2018, 08:38:02 AM
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Social experiment. State your age and yay or nay for etn.  :o
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almost 19, ETN is whack

atta' boy
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: SodaJerk on January 24, 2018, 12:31:41 PM
Social experiment. State your age and yay or nay for etn.  :o
40 soon, get of my lawn… wait ETN? Not paying attention.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 24, 2018, 01:06:50 PM
35, etn is whack, i was cringing during Erik Brags' 9 club episode.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 24, 2018, 01:07:51 PM
I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt

I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
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Post by: SodaJerk on January 24, 2018, 01:11:44 PM
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I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt
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I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
Wore out my hard drive watching it.
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Post by: Pigeon on January 24, 2018, 01:13:43 PM
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I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt
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I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
Which one: the sextape, the part with the backside flip down El Toro, or the one from 6-10 years ago?
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 24, 2018, 01:36:27 PM
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I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt
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I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
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Which one: the sextape, the part with the backside flip down El Toro, or the one from 6-10 years ago?
You say that as if they aren't all one video...

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holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.
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You teach, don't you?  sort it out you eejit.
Aside from your response being a non-sequitor, which bitter poster who focused his previous account are you? Interesting tip: if nobody liked your last account, they won't like this one. Its YOU that they hate.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: StabMasterArson on January 24, 2018, 01:40:38 PM
I'm 33 and I don't hate the idea of paying for good content, this just doesn't look good to me.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 24, 2018, 01:56:12 PM
Im 29 and I think Roger said it best "Im not going to pay for a gameshow" specially when even something like this face melters gets leaked the same day. Yo 8.125 or Eric Bragg, The ETN concept on paper is great. But its like you want people to love something that is still technically in production. Even Netflix gives you an entire season of a Netflix original series for 7.99 on top of its huge library. I think Had ETN partnered up with the industry and say offered a huge supply of skate videos on top of its original content it be worth closer to what your asking for. It also seems like you can watch everything ETN has to offer in less than a day.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 24, 2018, 02:06:47 PM
pretty sure the words 'Disrupt' and 'Monetize' were used many times in the ETN pitch meetings.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 24, 2018, 02:11:57 PM
Im 29 and I think Roger said it best "Im not going to pay for a gameshow" specially when even something like this face melters gets leaked the same day. Yo 8.125 or Eric Bragg, The ETN concept on paper is great. But its like you want people to love something that is still technically in production. Even Netflix gives you an entire season of a Netflix original series for 7.99 on top of its huge library. I think Had ETN partnered up with the industry and say offered a huge supply of skate videos on top of its original content it be worth closer to what your asking for. It also seems like you can watch everything ETN has to offer in less than a day.
Actually legit advice...kinda. Most of us already have access to youtube as a library of damned near every video. They need to have new videos, have premiers, things like that which are new, fresh, and unavailable, like have premieres or sneak previews of videos...actually, fuck it, I still won't pay. videos of skating just aren't scares enough these days
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: LemThurdy on January 24, 2018, 02:24:30 PM
I’m 28 and ETN is whack. I’ve heard of it before but I checked it out and was lame
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Wizard Fight on January 24, 2018, 02:37:07 PM
Hi I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: schralp pal on January 24, 2018, 02:55:28 PM
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I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
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Which one: the sextape, the part with the backside flip down El Toro, or the one from 6-10 years ago?

I have a feeling he's holding out on us - he has a "sick" skatepark edit ready to drop
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: layzieyez on January 24, 2018, 02:59:14 PM
What if this is just some Hollywood hokus pokus/CGI in some faked reality tv style show? Looks unbelievable to me.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on January 24, 2018, 03:11:02 PM
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Im 29 and I think Roger said it best "Im not going to pay for a gameshow" specially when even something like this face melters gets leaked the same day. Yo 8.125 or Eric Bragg, The ETN concept on paper is great. But its like you want people to love something that is still technically in production. Even Netflix gives you an entire season of a Netflix original series for 7.99 on top of its huge library. I think Had ETN partnered up with the industry and say offered a huge supply of skate videos on top of its original content it be worth closer to what your asking for. It also seems like you can watch everything ETN has to offer in less than a day.
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Actually legit advice...kinda. Most of us already have access to youtube as a library of damned near every video. They need to have new videos, have premiers, things like that which are new, fresh, and unavailable, like have premieres or sneak previews of videos...actually, fuck it, I still won't pay. videos of skating just aren't scares enough these days

Yeah but if you can watch them in a decent quality and if they had some smaller videos and an option for shops as well as small brands to drop their own videos it would be something I see myself paying for. That being said Netflix is in debt and losing money so the thing
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 24, 2018, 03:25:00 PM
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Im 29 and I think Roger said it best "Im not going to pay for a gameshow" specially when even something like this face melters gets leaked the same day. Yo 8.125 or Eric Bragg, The ETN concept on paper is great. But its like you want people to love something that is still technically in production. Even Netflix gives you an entire season of a Netflix original series for 7.99 on top of its huge library. I think Had ETN partnered up with the industry and say offered a huge supply of skate videos on top of its original content it be worth closer to what your asking for. It also seems like you can watch everything ETN has to offer in less than a day.
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Actually legit advice...kinda. Most of us already have access to youtube as a library of damned near every video. They need to have new videos, have premiers, things like that which are new, fresh, and unavailable, like have premieres or sneak previews of videos...actually, fuck it, I still won't pay. videos of skating just aren't scares enough these days
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Yeah but if you can watch them in a decent quality and if they had some smaller videos and an option for shops as well as small brands to drop their own videos it would be something I see myself paying for. That being said Netflix is in debt and losing money so the thing
The Secret Tape needs to create a skateboarding Netflix
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: stevedave on January 24, 2018, 03:48:20 PM
great, now some ETN douche is going to go into the next meeting and make it like he has this great idea of what's going to make them legitimized within skateboarding.   
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: B. Hopper on January 24, 2018, 03:48:51 PM
So far my theory is holding true. Anyone over 12 knows etn is garbage. Fuck etn.

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Post by: B. Hopper on January 24, 2018, 03:52:08 PM
Im 29 and I think Roger said it best "Im not going to pay for a gameshow" specially when even something like this face melters gets leaked the same day. Yo 8.125 or Eric Bragg, The ETN concept on paper is great. But its like you want people to love something that is still technically in production. Even Netflix gives you an entire season of a Netflix original series for 7.99 on top of its huge library. I think Had ETN partnered up with the industry and say offered a huge supply of skate videos on top of its original content it be worth closer to what your asking for. It also seems like you can watch everything ETN has to offer in less than a day.

I watched or TRIED to watch that stupid game show. It was Beibel and Slash. Even they were hating it. It's so lame and lacking direction and real production values. Such horseshit. I thought Brandon and Brian were going to both just vomit from disgust.
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Post by: SOTY on January 24, 2018, 04:15:35 PM
I'd pay for ETN if they made Chase Webb try to nosegrind Staples Center.
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Post by: Dr Waffles on January 24, 2018, 05:47:49 PM
Someone post a new link to it?
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Post by: Sleazy on January 24, 2018, 06:02:49 PM
45 etn blows and it's not cause i give a shit about the subscription cost. i signed up because i like watching street league and tried watching some of the other content but the idea of live streaming from a spot just doesn't really work. thrasher has the right idea with it's at the spot type events but this they are trying to apply a 24 hour network formula to skating and it's just as lame as trying to watch the news on cnn, so much filler and corny shit.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: B. Hopper on January 24, 2018, 06:26:05 PM
45 etn blows and it's not cause i give a shit about the subscription cost. i signed up because i like watching street league and tried watching some of the other content but the idea of live streaming from a spot just doesn't really work. thrasher has the right idea with it's at the spot type events but this they are trying to apply a 24 hour network formula to skating and it's just as lame as trying to watch the news on cnn, so much filler and corny shit.

whole lotta' truths ^^
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: LemThurdy on January 24, 2018, 09:31:13 PM
$80 a year for ETN is just pissing money away.

Drydek really trying to milk it for as much money he can.
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Post by: FS-OverKOOK on January 24, 2018, 09:54:52 PM
37. Wack. Downloaded to watch Tampa, since been deleted. Pay us a monthly fee while we try to figure out to do.
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Post by: reptar_bar on January 24, 2018, 09:58:48 PM
25, not a fan of ETN's direction or price, i don't fuck wit it
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Post by: i used to skate on January 24, 2018, 10:53:35 PM
Someone post a new link to it?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bXwUD4tmqPI
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Post by: Mr. Fink on January 24, 2018, 11:06:12 PM
25. Not a fan of ETN, but Sheck's really brought it and sang it.
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Post by: Sanka Coffie on January 24, 2018, 11:59:28 PM
27 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA)
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Rockin Robbin on January 25, 2018, 12:44:10 AM
pretty sure the words 'Disrupt' and 'Monetize' were used many times in the ETN pitch meetings.

can't forget 'hijack'
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Post by: bottom feeder on January 25, 2018, 03:22:26 AM
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I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt
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I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
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Which one: the sextape, the part with the backside flip down El Toro, or the one from 6-10 years ago?
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holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.
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You teach, don't you?  sort it out you eejit.
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Aside from your response being a non-sequitor, which bitter poster who focused his previous account are you? Interesting tip: if nobody liked your last account, they won't like this one. Its YOU that they hate.
Nah, only ever had this account.  It just makes me laugh how conceited you are.  So, I like to call you out on it from time to time.  As you were.   
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 25, 2018, 03:42:12 AM
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pretty sure the words 'Disrupt' and 'Monetize' were used many times in the ETN pitch meetings.
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can't forget 'hijack'

And “who’s this Rasputin looking mufuckah?”
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Post by: B. Hopper on January 25, 2018, 07:12:33 AM
what's "e.t.n" stand for anyway..? ;D
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Post by: mgeorge402 on January 25, 2018, 08:57:20 AM
what's "e.t.n" stand for anyway..? ;D

Extreme Television Network
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Post by: B. Hopper on January 25, 2018, 09:21:35 AM
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what's "e.t.n" stand for anyway..? ;D
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Extreme Television Network

2 things:

1; I was being a smart ass and expecting smart assier answers.

2; Anything with "Extreme" in the title related to skateboarding is a dead giveaway that it's the suck
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 25, 2018, 09:46:32 AM
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I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt
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I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
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Which one: the sextape, the part with the backside flip down El Toro, or the one from 6-10 years ago?
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You say that as if they aren't all one video...

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holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.
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You teach, don't you?  sort it out you eejit.
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Aside from your response being a non-sequitor, which bitter poster who focused his previous account are you? Interesting tip: if nobody liked your last account, they won't like this one. Its YOU that they hate.
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Nah, only ever had this account.  It just makes me laugh how conceited you are.  So, I like to call you out on it from time to time.  As you were.
I'm glad to know I upset a shit poster who has never contributed anything of value to this forum and is too stupid to read or write a sensible sentence. Now go back to posting useless and uninteresting opinions that nobody cares about or will respond to. Thank god you decided to make an account.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 25, 2018, 01:57:33 PM
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what's "e.t.n" stand for anyway..? ;D
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Extreme Television Network
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2 things:

1; I was being a smart ass and expecting smart assier answers.

2; Anything with "Extreme" in the title related to skateboarding is a dead giveaway that it's the suck

Also take issue with something being a “television network” when it’s on the internet
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 25, 2018, 02:19:03 PM
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what's "e.t.n" stand for anyway..? ;D
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Extreme Television Network
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2 things:

1; I was being a smart ass and expecting smart assier answers.

2; Anything with "Extreme" in the title related to skateboarding is a dead giveaway that it's the suck
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Also take issue with something being a “television network” when it’s on the internet
The future is now man!
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Joe Davola on January 25, 2018, 02:55:26 PM
jesus christ i just spent so much fucking time reading through five pages of bullshit in hopes to see what the fuck he tried and no luck! thanks!
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: B. Hopper on January 25, 2018, 03:03:09 PM
jesus christ i just spent so much fucking time reading through five pages of bullshit in hopes to see what the fuck he tried and no luck! thanks!

I remember my first day on the internets.
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Post by: Owen on January 25, 2018, 03:51:30 PM
Can we get a gif up in here at least
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 25, 2018, 06:35:49 PM
Can we get a gif up in here at least
(https://i.imgur.com/b1Dombd.gif)
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Post by: B. Hopper on January 25, 2018, 06:37:25 PM
Can we get a gif up in here at least

(http://theparenteer.com/wp-content/uploads/GILF.jpg)
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Post by: PincherBug on January 25, 2018, 07:00:32 PM
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Can we get a gif up in here at least
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(https://i.imgur.com/b1Dombd.gif)

For a second I thought it was Andy Schrock with that red shirt.  Sheck on Schrock schwag.
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Post by: Pigeon on January 25, 2018, 07:43:18 PM
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Can we get a gif up in here at least
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(http://theparenteer.com/wp-content/uploads/GILF.jpg)
GIF, not GILF...those tits gotta be fake, though.
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Post by: bottom feeder on January 26, 2018, 05:29:25 AM
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I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt
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I assume everyone has seen the leaked Sheckler part that was going around here, right?
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Which one: the sextape, the part with the backside flip down El Toro, or the one from 6-10 years ago?
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You say that as if they aren't all one video...

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ETN with the exclusive on Sheckler's retirement
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holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.
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You teach, don't you?  sort it out you eejit.
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Aside from your response being a non-sequitor, which bitter poster who focused his previous account are you? Interesting tip: if nobody liked your last account, they won't like this one. Its YOU that they hate.
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Nah, only ever had this account.  It just makes me laugh how conceited you are.  So, I like to call you out on it from time to time.  As you were.
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I'm glad to know I upset a shit poster who has never contributed anything of value to this forum and is too stupid to read or write a sensible sentence. Now go back to posting useless and uninteresting opinions that nobody cares about or will respond to. Thank god you decided to make an account.
haha, your sole contribution to this site is to call people stupid in various ways, ad infinitum.  Get over yourself.  By the way,  'your' has a different meaning to  'you're' ... might want to make a note of that for when you are next teaching the kids.  Happy Schooling big fella xx
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 26, 2018, 05:39:44 AM
double ankles to chesty
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Sick Duck on January 26, 2018, 02:44:45 PM
double ankles to chesty
Damn
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: coneklr on January 26, 2018, 03:31:55 PM
double ankles to chesty

I lol'd!  Have a gnar!
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Flabby cold demeanor on January 27, 2018, 11:28:11 AM
Can we get a gif up in here at least

https://youtu.be/XTZF3BXdOcg

At 35 seconds.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: the snake on January 27, 2018, 11:38:34 AM
double ankles to chesty
POTY !
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Sold Out on January 27, 2018, 02:01:18 PM
Did anyone get a screenshot of the Nut Daily News post that says "Red Bull marketing manager admits to being 'pretty fucking shitty' at predictions" and has a screenshot of a Sheckler post of him standing at the top, the highlighted comment is Red Bull saying "YOU GOT THIS!!".
I was dying laughing at it and forgot to screenshot (it was on their story).

As far as ETN, I'm not opposed to paying for good skate content. I grew up buying every VHS and DVD that came out and always feeling like I got more than my money's worth (I bought flip sorry on VHS and watched it probably 500 times). The problem with ETN is that none of their content is good. Seeing Sheckler, Decenzo, Nyjah and Chase Web do stunts has 0 interest to me.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: dirtyweemidden on January 27, 2018, 02:17:34 PM
whys everyone freaking out? that bail didnt even look THAT bad
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 27, 2018, 11:07:36 PM
whys everyone freaking out? that bail didnt even look THAT bad
I think it had to do with the fact Sheckler hasn't cried that hard since he was on MTV.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: doublesteveburger on January 28, 2018, 08:46:03 AM
Is dude having a crisis? He’s got a few posts of him skating on instagram after that shitshow aired and the captions are real adamant about him already being back on his board.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 28, 2018, 08:58:28 AM
Is dude having a crisis? He’s got a few posts of him skating on instagram after that shitshow aired and the captions are real adamant about him already being back on his board.
Down but not out
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Guy Ferrari on January 28, 2018, 12:34:09 PM
Oh no.  I don't think this is going to help Shecks find a chill girl.

Worried about shecks. Hopefully he finds a chill nurse or physical therapist.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: Owen on January 28, 2018, 09:41:25 PM
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Can we get a gif up in here at least
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https://youtu.be/XTZF3BXdOcg

At 35 seconds.

Cheers flabby
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: GardenSkater77 on July 29, 2022, 03:35:32 PM
Just watching him talk about the slam made me sick and felt bad for Sheckler. This grind doesn’t even seem like something in his wheelhouse.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpujj0LFwNg

Watch with caution…

https://m.facebook.com/The-Real-SKATEboarding-1896689407245639/videos/ryan-sheckler-etn-face-melters-injury-2018/2044323192482259/
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: h00man on July 29, 2022, 04:05:27 PM
This ETN thing was the dumbest fucking thing of all time. Good job Erik Bragg.
Title: Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
Post by: JRF on July 30, 2022, 02:53:13 AM
 Fuck me!! The take away from this is that you can not front on sheckler, he’s an amazing fucking fearless beast of a skateboarder and the dude filming and talking during that clip is a fucking douchebag that deserves to have both of his ankles facing the wrong way..