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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2018, 10:30:07 PM »
ETN is DEFINITELY trying to profit off of it. Facebook and insta ads like "We're glad Sheckler is ok! Sign up for ETN and see what took him out!"

Are you fucking serious? The ETN ads are saying that? I haven't seen them come up on my feed.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2018, 10:47:42 PM »
Egh, this digital age blows dicks.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2018, 11:12:23 PM »
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This was way fucking worse
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remember that college basketball dude who snapped his shit straight through his leg? full blown exposed leg bone and they were showing the slow mo replays and shit. that one was the gnarliest.
Kevin Ware, I remember watching that game with my brother. They replayed that shit over and over again. Makes this SheckRyan slam less bad since he was wearing long pants and it looks like he just had a double sprain.
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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2018, 11:19:25 PM »
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ETN is DEFINITELY trying to profit off of it. Facebook and insta ads like "We're glad Sheckler is ok! Sign up for ETN and see what took him out!"
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Are you fucking serious? The ETN ads are saying that? I haven't seen them come up on my feed.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2018, 12:52:00 AM »
I assumed the red head who came in at the end was his chill girl.
You think Shecks is going to fuck with a girl built like Spongebob?

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2018, 02:08:27 AM »
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I assumed the red head who came in at the end was his chill girl.
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You think Shecks is going to fuck with a girl built like Spongebob?

Is she chill?

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2018, 02:31:20 AM »
fuck that, they should've just had try bs flip el toro
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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2018, 06:16:33 AM »
Straight from The Nut:

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2018, 06:27:55 AM »
Do you have a bigger version?

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2018, 06:44:17 AM »
yea not all of us are blessed with the perfect vision necessary to see that 72 point font jerkweed

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2018, 06:56:04 AM »
Danny Way of grammar.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2018, 07:00:57 AM »
I would have preferred slap talked about a new video part of his, not some one and done stunt

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2018, 07:02:22 AM »
I Slap on my phone and it was a screenshot so,sorry or something.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #73 on: January 23, 2018, 07:20:15 AM »
Fuck ETN, the worse shit.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #74 on: January 23, 2018, 07:25:39 AM »
Damn, Shecks. That was gnarly. Big ole kinker of a hubba.

Camera, no camera, live, promoted, unpromoted, homie video or streaming to the world, the fact that he went for that thing is pretty sick. Bummer he got broke off.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #75 on: January 23, 2018, 07:29:27 AM »
I don't think ETN is doing anything wrong here, just trying to showcase skateboarding in a media format that I hate and I will never watch that crap.

If they really wanted to get slap on board they would live stream Gino at the grocery store.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #76 on: January 23, 2018, 07:31:17 AM »
yea not all of us are blessed with the perfect vision necessary to see that 72 point font jerkweed

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #77 on: January 23, 2018, 07:57:35 AM »
you can't possibly expect me to read your tiny font reply

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #78 on: January 23, 2018, 09:22:14 AM »
errytime etn gets mentioned I just know it's shit, why shecks got no foot tats? good bless

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #79 on: January 23, 2018, 09:33:09 AM »
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This was way fucking worse
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remember that college basketball dude who snapped his shit straight through his leg? full blown exposed leg bone and they were showing the slow mo replays and shit. that one was the gnarliest.
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Kevin Ware, I remember watching that game with my brother. They replayed that shit over and over again. Makes this SheckRyan slam less bad since he was wearing long pants and it looks like he just had a double sprain.
I thought he was referring to Paul George and his broken leg.
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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #80 on: January 23, 2018, 09:55:57 AM »
I don't think ETN is doing anything wrong here, just trying to showcase skateboarding in a media format that I hate and I will never watch that crap.

If they really wanted to get slap on board they would live stream Gino at the grocery store full day in the life.

It's called facemelter for a reason, it just lacks a natural feeling to it and some of ETN's content is cheesy and can feel like they're trying really hard to make something out of nothing.

Sad to see that Ryan got probably taken out and hopefully it was just a sprain.
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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #81 on: January 23, 2018, 10:03:38 AM »
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This was way fucking worse
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remember that college basketball dude who snapped his shit straight through his leg? full blown exposed leg bone and they were showing the slow mo replays and shit. that one was the gnarliest.
[close]
Kevin Ware, I remember watching that game with my brother. They replayed that shit over and over again. Makes this SheckRyan slam less bad since he was wearing long pants and it looks like he just had a double sprain.
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I thought he was referring to Paul George and his broken leg.

Or Shaun Livingston - shit, his leg was so fucked, the doctors originally told him they may need to amputate it. 
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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2018, 11:32:27 AM »
I thought ETN was a french Canadian skateboarder

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #83 on: January 23, 2018, 11:35:18 AM »
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I assumed the red head who came in at the end was his chill girl.
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You think Shecks is going to fuck with a girl built like Spongebob?
She looks more like the pink guy from Spongebob, so: yes.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2018, 11:39:02 AM »
The fact that Shaun Livingston was able to revitalize his career after that injury and win two rings is incredible

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2018, 11:52:15 AM »
The fact that Shaun Livingston was able to revitalize his career after that injury and win two rings is incredible

for real, man.  that shit was no joke and it's great that he was able to come back.  still has one of the best baseline turn around, fade away shots in the game. 
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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2018, 11:54:35 AM »
I thought ETN was a french Canadian skateboarder

Haha, if you're serious you might've been thinking of ET, Etienne Tanguay I believe. But I don't think you're serious.


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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2018, 03:31:18 PM »
I don't get what ETN is doing wrong, aside from lacking social etiquette profiting off of Shecklers injury. The thing is I'm pretty sure Sheckler is getting paid regardless of making his trick or not, and I'm quite sure this discussion wouldn't be as much of a thing if he had actually landed it.

I agree that Hall of Meat is nothing like this event, Hall of Meat just compiles random footage of anyone that bails hard, no one's pressuring you to land tricks. If you're going to make a comparison, I'd say this is pretty similar to the Bust or Bail events, with all the pros at the event, Phelper screaming at you, the crowd huddling in, I wouldn't know which environment would be more stressful to skate under. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd think ETN would have better health coverage and on-sight professionals to care for pro's in the case a major accident occurs, there's probably insurance and the riders safety and well-being involved within Ryan's contract. Thrasher probably wouldn't give two fucks and would capitalize on anyone getting injured or bailing for a quick web-clip. Hell, the name of the event itself expects people to fuck up, I personally don't care for this ETN thing and enjoy Bust or Bail a lot more than this.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #88 on: January 24, 2018, 06:44:13 AM »
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ETN with the exclusive on Sheckler's retirement
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holy shit your fucked. I didn't want to laugh at that, but I definitely did.

You teach, don't you?  sort it out you eejit.

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Re: Sheckler got injured doing a face melter thing for ETN
« Reply #89 on: January 24, 2018, 08:21:06 AM »
So when someone gets broke off filming for a video part do you say fuck the board company for pressuring them?  Whats the difference?  The format in which the footage is released?

All of this shit is dangerous as fuck.  People don't always ride away, that's how it goes.  That's real fucking skateboarding we witnessed, which is exactly what they advertised.

ETN is cool.  They are trying to make different types of skate content while putting money in pro's pockets.  Why is that so wack?

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ETN's only goal is to capitalize, and they could care less if a skateboarder got hurt. They are on some serious kooky shit right here, and I don't support it.