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Re: WTF?
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 09:50:10 PM »
"When my husband and I use a condom, we really don't look at it enough to be reading advertising, and if you are, you aren't doing it right!
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 10:12:48 PM »
At the local Planned Parenthood you get condoms made by a company named "basic attire".
You get the usual ones you'd expect, plain, non lubricated, textured, etc.
I got flavored ones last time, expecting something sweet or tropical, instead i got chocolate, and the condom is brown.
It's kinda tight, your dick looks african american.
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2011, 04:48:09 AM »
I had sex once.

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2011, 09:20:49 AM »
Is this really so shocking?

Or even worth its own thread?

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2011, 01:35:31 PM »
It's a Crass thread, what can you expect?
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2011, 01:43:40 PM »

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2011, 08:01:03 PM »

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2011, 10:27:57 PM »
It's a Crass thread, what can you expect?
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 04:03:22 AM »
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 12:46:01 PM »
So the real question, which board company will get the first condom collabo

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 01:14:23 PM »
So the real question, which "skate" company will get the first condom collabo
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 01:24:49 PM »
Marc Jacobs had a run of condoms that I got at the MJ store in Frisco. I used one of them and it fell off while I was fucking. couldn't find that shit for a few days, or rather he couldn't find that shit for a few days. Has this happened to anyone else? I've heard of a few people that this has happened to. WHO KNOWS.
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 04:31:14 PM »
Marc Jacobs had a run of condoms that I got at the MJ store in Frisco. I used one of them and it fell off while I was fucking. couldn't find that shit for a few days, or rather he couldn't find that shit for a few days. Has this happened to anyone else? I've heard of a few people that this has happened to. WHO KNOWS.
were you fucking a guy?

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2011, 08:47:34 PM »
So the real question, which board company will get the first condom collabo

If I recall correctly, Foundation had their own branded condoms in Big Brother Issue number 6.  It was one of the prizes ("assorted goodies")  inside of the cereal box.


Or I could have just imagined it.
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2011, 09:01:12 PM »
With all this condom talk, you guys know that condom's dont really protect you that much from AIDS?  The only way too be safe is testing at the clinic with your partner or Abstinice until your married.

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2011, 09:08:07 PM »
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With all this condom talk, you guys know that condom's dont really protect you that much from AIDS??  The only way too be safe is testing at the clinic with your partner or Abstinice until your married.
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"It's funny that you guys don't realize Austin is winning"?  - I'm converting to this school of thinking.?  Flap.
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Nah dude, im serious, today at school we watched a video with chick who got AIDS from only having sex once. 
I don't care.  Flap.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?