Okay, get this: It's 2011. We humans have evolved millions of years
We've traveled to the moon, we have automobiles and thousands of miles
of highway. We have internet, streaming HD video, fucking smart phones, and griptape with
holograms and shit.
and then we've got titties...nothing more than two round bags of flesh with nipples on them
We cannot resist our temptation to them, we will ruin lifelong friendships over them (Tony Hawk)
and even go to jail for them (Brian Patch). We stare at them, pay money for them, and on our
greatest days, we will jizz on them.
Which leads me to conclude: we are not so sophisticated after all