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Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« on: November 22, 2015, 06:29:47 PM »
I was attempting to search for a Bobby Light quote for the "finest moments" thread.  I typed in "rob d" and auto fil popped in with "Rob Dyrdek's Wife"

Did I miss a thread on this?  Of all the useless threads I've read over the last couple of months, how would I miss one on this, or maybe one was never created?  People Magazine knew.

Anyway, he apparently got hitched two months ago.  Good for him, congrats.  Big fucking deal. 



But this was next to it, and I found it amusing.  About him taking the ass if offered, he's just like us common folk.

"ok i was holding it in but ill spill a little.

Rob does like black women.
He also likes brunettes.
He doesnt really get in commited relationships with blondes from what ive heard but
I dont know what his biggest prefrence is.
he will definitly sleep with them.
He has dated one of my good friends in la {who is black}. They got pretty serious but he was really busy so they decided to be friends.
He is faithful when in a relationship but if hes single he parties and he sleeps with strippers and party girls.
He has alot of one night stands but if you continue to call him; hes still nice about it and will continue to talk to you.
He is a mommas boy and loves family girls.
If youre look for a serious relationship; it may not work because he is super busy.
He is generous and pays for everything.
He wont force you to do anything you dont want to and likes to do what you think would be fun but if you offer him ass; he will take it.
Hes kinky but romantic in bed. Decent size according to my friend."


source - http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/249202-Rob-dyrdek/page3


I remembered the quote from an old Big Brother.
In regards to flossing,
"If I get got, then that's the price of ice".
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2015, 07:23:34 PM »
The guy you expect to marry many of inanimate objects and or an animal
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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2015, 07:52:21 PM »
Several animals (meaty, horse) have become closer with him than many people

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2015, 07:56:40 PM »
I think she's a Playboy Bunny. My hero!
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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2015, 08:17:57 PM »
I'd watch a sex-tape with Bobby but only if he pours blue paint all over himself and his partner before getting it in.


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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2015, 08:22:57 PM »
I have no doubt that it's the real thing and their bond will stand the test of time, but I do still hope for ya boy's sake she signed a prenup.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2015, 08:33:20 AM »
The guy you expect to marry many of inanimate objects and or an animal
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2015, 09:19:06 AM »
The guy you expect to marry many of inanimate objects and or an animal

This is the only thing I've read about this that makes any sense whatsoever.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2015, 09:21:37 AM »
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The guy you expect to marry many of inanimate objects and or an animal
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This is the only thing I've read about this that makes any sense whatsoever.

I believe this is scripture.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2015, 10:42:39 AM »
He wont force you to do anything you dont want to and likes to do what you think would be fun but if you offer him many of inanimate objects and or an animal; he will take it.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2015, 10:59:02 AM »
kinky but romantic
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2015, 12:05:11 PM »
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2015, 02:10:01 PM »
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this
your sentence is fucking with my brain right now.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2015, 02:26:14 PM »
My boy bobby d with the dece dick.
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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2015, 02:32:11 PM »
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this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this
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your sentence is fucking with my brain right now.

Can you hamstand?

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2015, 03:12:15 PM »
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this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this
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your sentence is fucking with my brain right now.
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Can you hamstand?
yes i can h@mst@nd

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2015, 03:34:54 PM »
Hope he got a prenup ;D best of luck though.
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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2015, 03:37:14 PM »
Looks like a ladyboy. No judgements, Rob. Best wishes.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2015, 06:53:47 PM »
she drops the p word 7 times in one post


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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2015, 06:56:52 PM »
I think she's a Playboy Bunny. My hero!

You'll like Biebel then as well, he's dating one.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2015, 07:38:31 AM »

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2015, 10:00:57 AM »
She got that deer dick. It's a dece dick.

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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2015, 01:50:20 AM »
Heard that photo was staged. Jon Mayer would not wear khakis to the club.
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Re: Bobby Light got hitched? Slap info-tainment dept slacking
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2015, 07:56:12 AM »
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I think she's a Playboy Bunny. My hero!
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You'll like Biebel then as well, he's dating one.

Oh yeah. I forgot lol
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